Make three holes, go bowling.

Build Rapture. Mind control leader's bastard child.

OMG yes, this

>>6614177

After much drilling (you find that, to your surprise, the orb can change size at will) you now have a sweet-ass bowling ball and head to the bowling alley. Now you're standing at the parking lot, wondering what to do or the reason why you picked this particular alley.

What next?

bumpin

KING KICKASS SAVES THE FUCKIN DAY YEAH!!!!

>>6614476
EVERY-OOONNEE WHO PLAYS THIS QUEER GAME HAS TWO VAGINAAAAS, YEAH!

THREETWOONE AWESOME!

>>6614165

You trip over an action figure. You pick it up. You now have your mind-control bowling ball and an action figure. Other than that, you're still in the same situation as before outside the bowling alley.

DESTROY THEM PINS WITH YOUR MIND CONTROL ORB.

FOR RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE

Testan.

MIND CONTROL YOURSELF.

>>6614594

You go in and start fucking up the lanes with your unstoppable mind control bowling ball and your uncomfortable action figure in your pocket. People start to notice you, the scrawny wimp, racking up strikes and turkeys and whatnot.

What do you do now?

>>6614698

pic

you realize its time for tila tequila so you run your weak pasty ass back home so u can masturbate into a sock.

MIND CONTROL YOURSELF

COMMAND YOURSELF TO MIND CONTROL YOURSELF

OH GOD INFINITE LOOP

This is the best mind control quest ever.

Seriously, we should start summoning animals for our purposes.

>>6614706
KEEP BOWLING, MALACHI THE BOWLING GOD!

Do not stop until you play a perfect 300 game.

>>6614713

You leave the bowling alley 5 minutes after you go in, running home to catch some nubile Vietnamese whore on MTV. After doing your business, you look at the floor to see the items accrued so far.

Happy Sock
Action Figure
Mind Control Bowling Ball

You just finished bowling and watching a hot Asian woman on tv. What do you do now?

>>6614804

summon cats and dogs.

Make it rain them!

>>6614804
MORE BOWLING

>the orb can change size at will

use orb on butthole

Mind control the president into giving you a BJ on national television.

GIANT MONSTERS ARE ATTACKING THE CITY!

Quick, summon Mega Combat Violence Machine Z and take control to do battle with the monsters!

your plain slightly pudgy friend arrives at the door hoping she can gain a +1 finger bangin

>>6614812

You poke your head out the door and use the mystical powers of the mind control ball, holding it over your head.

One stray cat sees it and obeys your summons.

Add a cat to your inventory of useless shit that isn't the MC ball.

You're outside now with the things in your pocket and a cat hanging on the bowling ball.

What now?

>>6614904
BOWLING

Go find a girl, MC her, do some funny shit.

OH I know, get like a sandwich, tell her it's her brain and then dig in and watch her go full retard.

Mind control yourself. Discipline is the greatest gift you can give.

>>6614922

You go back to the bowling alley. The stupid cat doesn't want to dislodge from the ball, so in frustration, you chuck it down the lanes anyway. You find out that anything touching the ball is impervious to harm (at least in the kitty's sake). People are gathering around you, this time to gawk and wonder why you left for an hour to come back with a cat. The manager is coming your way, not looking too pleased.

What do you do?

>>6614904

use combation of cat and MC ball to seduce the first person you see (that isn't you)

>>6614993
Start mind-controling people to cling to the ball and roll it around katamari style

KING KICKASS PULLS OUT HIS RADIOACTIVE DONG OF DOOM & DELIVERS A THUNDEROUS ASS POUNDING IN THE PITIFUL ANUS OF THE MORTAL MANAGER

>>6615021
KA-TA-MA-RI Do your best!

>>6614998

Luckily for you (and me), the bowling manager isn't some fatass slob who hates his job. Instead, it's the emo/goth/scenester/loser chick from the local community college instead. You use the min control ball on her, afraid she might... kick you out of the bowling alley?... and use the first command that pops in your head to make her fall in love with you.

Now you're the freak holding up a bowling ball with a cat in front of the manager's face, and people are beginning to whisper around you.

What now?

>>6615415
KATAMARI

>>6615442
EVERYONE GET ON MY BALL

>>6615465
>>6615442
Hell yes this is the best plan ever

TIME FOR THAT +1 FINGER BANGIN I SUGGESTED EARLIER

>>6615415
Find another girl. totally order them to make out.

Spazzing out like the aspie retard that you are, your logic IMMEDIATELY goes to making this situation into a videogame. You order the manager-girl to participate in your "Katamari" and she does so, sticking to your bowling ball. However, nothing else sticks to her or the cat and now it just looks like you're pushing her around places. The owner finally comes over and kicks you both out, you for being a weirdo and the manager-chick for doing this the third time this week. You're know out on your but with

Happy Sock
Action Figure
MC Ball
MC'd Cat
MC'd manager chick

What now?

Prepare the Lobster Rage Fist! Arm yourself with the deadliest martial arts technique this side of the Orient and no man or beast shall bar your path for long!

Don't be a dick. Ask her what her name is. Get to know her a bit. You've already been enough of an ass to make her fall for you, the least you can do is be a gentleman about it.

>>6615664
No no no, you do Katamari by having other people grab onto the stuff that is already grabbing onto the ball.

Man, this has so much potential. Why's /tg/ gotta be so silly tonight?

Use your mind control powers to fix any trauma and mental stress manager chick may be experiencing.

>>6615666
Clearly this man must encounter Rawk Lawbstar, and then proceed to plunge an arm fist deep into her as some manner of superweapon.

>>6615690
>>6615742

Too small, too easy.

Total mind erase, then fuck her non-brains out.

>>6615725
Potential? This shit is achieving it's maximum potential. You got your sweet ass bowling ball, you got some quality sock time, you got some pussy, you got some more bowling, and you got a girl who will put up with your silly shit.

Oh right and you got a bitchin' action figure.

What more could you want?

mcstories.net

That is all.

Make her unable to speak in anything other than the third person. Make her think this is normal and that she's allways done it. Make her think she enjoys it. Make her think she enjoys being mind controlled.

>itt: /tg/ secretly has a mind control fetish

Unng me too.

Mind over matter, tell her she has bigger boobs.

See if it works.

>>6615666

You do this. Now you know how to fight like a drunk guy with lobsters on his hands. Fast forwarded, you're in your house now, and the lobsters are dead because lobsters can't breathe air for long. Manager-chick is on the couch, still holding your ball with the cat while you went out for the 2 hours it took you to "master" (get drunk and find lobsters to duct-tape on your hands) your martial arts. You now have

Happy Sock
Action Figure
MC Ball
MC'd cat
MC'd manager-chick
Dead lobsters.

What now, genius?

This is what happens when some people have a fetish for something, and other people think it is silly.

>>6615832
GET HER NEKKID

>>6615690
now do this. Seriously. Responsibility.

>>6615840
Yes but the beautiful thing about the mind control fetish is that the sillier it is, the hotter it is.

On that note, I'm gonna have to second get her naked.

First things first. Maker her call you master.

and get her hand off of the orb before she realizes she probably gets crazy mind powers from it.

Fuck with her head. Maker her think she's a crossdressing dude.

Whatever you do, don't fuck with Doom.

Make some Meatbread, share it with the girl.

I guess the cat can have some too.

>>6615854

Sorry, >>6615846 beat you to it. If you guys haven't figured it out by now, I do the first post after if it isn't a comment. Anyway.

You (finally) ask her to get naked. Since she loves you and shit, she doesn't complain, but she is starting to wonder out loud why she can't take her hand off the bowling ball and why she's doing this for someone she just met. Remember, the ball only works if you're holding it, and she's just doing this cuz she apparently puts out for people that seduce her.

What now?

Antagonize some crabs.

>>6616050
Grab the ball, make her think she's a cat.

>>6616094

Oh look, there happens to be a crab right at your foot. It's your childhood pet, Mr. Crabby, who you've had since you were a kid. You kick it because that's just how you roll, by the way this day is going. The crab dies. You now have....

Happy Sock
Action Figure
MC Ball
MC'd cat
MC'd NAKED manager-chick
Dead lobsters
Dead crab
Psychological trauma from killing your beloved pet.

What now?

>>6616094
Right when we were making some progress...

Dammit /tg/ you glorious bastards...

>>6616180
Take the ball, tell her her boobs are bigger.

See if they 'mind over matter' and grow.

>>6616180

Take the chick to your bedroom, recover mindcontrol ball, and proceed in sexings.

Before you do anything else, you gotta go and troll a few message boards on the internet. You have a quota, after all.

Mind control yourself

See how deep this rabbit hole goes.

Equip Bees.

>>6616190

Unfortunately, manager-chick doesn't have THAT strong a mind. However, her turkey timers do pop up, so at least you have that going for you. You still have all your shit.

What now?

>>6616416

Order her to be your new maid and sex slave. Permanently. Proceed to get it on.

>>6616050
See, the problem with that is you wind up doing really silly things. I've always thought it best to pick the suggestions which suggest the most story potential.

>>6616422
While we do this make sure we really program it in there, make her think its all normal and natural and stuff so she doesnt wind up resisting or anything

Has some apples

>>6616425
But on the flipside, it means OP instills in himself an obligation to draw things he may not normally ever draw.

But in case you change your mind, tell girl she can no longer remember any vestige of her former life, and has a sort of a reverse opinion on wearing clothes, naked good, clothed bad.

>>6616459
DOG, HELP ME GET APPLES

>>6616496

>>6616506

>>6616425
>>6616460

Maybe OP should just disregard the random suggestions like lobster rage fist and antagonizing crabs. They're pretty much completely unrelated, and obviously trolls by people who don't give a shit about MC.

That said, have her dress up like Abraham Lincoln, fake beard and all.

>>6616513

>>6616521

>>6616535

>>6616550

>>6616575

>>6616582

>>6616592

>>6616603

>>6616618

Tea time! Make some motherfucking tea!

>>6616422

(I gave up on any kind of coherence for this shit a waaaaaaay back.)

You proceed to get it on. Luckily, you had that maid hat/headband thing lying on your bed because you're a lonely neckbeard bastard who just buys shit like this over the internet. Add that to your list and change MC'd manager-chick to MC'd sex-maid.

What now?

>>6616620

C'mon OP, waiting for one last post then it's off to bed for me.

[spoiler]And her too. Ha ha ha.[/spoiler]

Make her research on the internet to determine what "elf pudding" in the 3.0 adventure module referred to- pudding made by elves, or pudding made out of elves. Have her post the results of her research in >>6614165. Proceed to order her to acquire some.

>>6616643

< This

>>6616652
in the 3.0 adventure module "the sunless citadel".

>>6616652
>>6616660

Jesus, you serious? Fine... let me look this shit up. Don't expect a pic for this, though.....

Fuckers.

>>6616659

as much as I'd love to see how this turns out, I'm off to bed. Good luck with your quest, OP. I'll be eagerly checking the archives in the morning. Make it good, ok?

"Dear Loserchan Boardgoers,

My beloved master, in between his repeated intercourse of this slave's vagina and this slave's cleaning duties, requested that this slave research an item from a roleplaying game that you are mostly familiar with. Unfortunately, all that I found for this alleged elf pudding pertains to Christmas and figs. This slave now leaves you to your reading and discussions as this slave's master is calling for her, no doubt to plow her thoroughly moistened love canal.

Yours truly,
Mind-controlled Sex Maid Chick"

now use our powers to give her a super high iq. Just because shes our sex slave doesnt mean she can't be super smart

>>6616692
DO IT. This is important knowledge.

>>6616781

Okay....


Happy Sock
Action Figure
MC Ball
MC'd cat
MC'd GENIUS sex maid chick
Dead lobsters
Dead crab
Psychological trauma from killing your beloved pet.

I'm afraid to ask, but what now?

Actually, I have to go to bed. Maybe I'll continue this one day. Maybe.

>>6616858
Next course of action: Go to the OP's dwelling place and use the mind control orb to make him continue.

Anyone else archiving this?

Damn it, I find this just as it ends.

>>6616948
Yes just out of curiosity

make girls comfortable with my pressence and watch them undress

..and in their 'intimate plays'

Awww, this thing's still around? Sweet.

Back and ready for more.

What now?

now ask her about her family. Lets make sure we deal with them so that no one comes hunting us down.

Go downtown and find a bunch of thug looking guys and drug dealers. MC them to rob shit and go about their illegal means of making cash.

Tell them all to leave all of their earnings like.. under a specific tree or in a park or something. Go there later and pick up cash.

Bump for ops attention

BAMP

Come back OP~

BUMPING UNTIL OP COMES BACK OR I HAVE SHIT TO DO

Please OP

I miss you.

Bampu.
I am ronery without maiu MC wifu

HYPMOTIES

Bump for the MC god.

BUMP AROUND

Bump

B-b-b-bump! OPs gotta see this eventually.

rolled 13, 33, 40 = 86

Look guys, just go here: http://www.ragsgame.com/Downloads.aspx

and download & install RAGS Suit 1.3.0.0

Then: http://hypnopics-collective.net/index.php

Look up the MC Game Zone forum

DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING.

???

PROMOTIONS

You may need to make a login first, but it's free and only needs your email (if that).

Personally I just find it amazing that the OP was willing to go along with this for as long as he did despite the fact that the board is clearly not into his niche fetish.

Come on, OP. This shit was great. Come back!

where'd he go? this was a decent drawfag

Pyroboy? Ha ha wat

Still holding out hope.

bumping still

bump

Damnit MC guy stop watching venture brothers and get back in here.

I guess the OP just wanted some ideas for drawfagging cheap fap material. Still, for going along with all that random stuff he's a pretty good sport.

well fuck. I'll keep bumping. He did say in a different thread that maybe hed be back.

I am disapointed OP. You'd best continue this someday.

Fuck, I'm going to bed. Hopefully this'll be around still tommorow.

bump

Jeezus you guys are retards.

Walk into local store.

SDay, hey, I'm doing a charity for [stupid bullshit charity, can I have [amount].

Mind control the guy into giving it to you, willingly.

Do this to every fucking person, willingly.

Bonus points; force hot chicks to give you their number, or just blow you on the spot.