rolled 56 = 56

Retrieve arms.

>>6623785
...and use arms to turn on computer.

sniper+window

Do a Barrel Roll

Read note.

Steal all of the work files and secrets from the computer. Escape through the window.

Use computer to log on to 4chan /tg/ and start a quest thread.

>>6623813
this.

>>6623785
>>6623789
>>6623813
>>6623817
As head enginner, collecting the data was no problem!

You leave the screen on this thread, ensuring that your superiors will know not to fuck with you! Should you ever decide to take your cocky ass back to this office.

rolled 1 = 1

>>6623817
HEY YOU, NO RECURSING.

>>6623837

Leave via the window so security doesn't see you stealing the files and escaping.

Sell the secrets on the black market.

rolled 82 = 82

>>6623837
Admire the poster. Dam Russians are crazy.

Do a flip

Download the internet

>>6623873
Ms. Bartley put this poster up to encourage the employees to try their hardest.

All it made you do was carry around a fuckton too many survival tools.

Such as this length of rope...

>>6623817
>>6623837
Recursion?
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>>6623892
Rappel out the window with the rope like the SWAT teams do.

rolled 14 = 14

>>6623892
ROPE acquired. Logging it in your inventory system! Now, for the last bit. Look outside.

>>6623892
>>6623866

...which you use to make your escape!

Take that, soulless office!

rolled 63 = 63

>>6623908
Wait! No! SHIT! LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP!

Hum the mission impossible theme

>>6623908
Let go and pray.

>>6623908
let go of the rope.

Use your telepathy to take the motivational poster you left in the office.

>>6623908
Bust in the window under you when you hit the end of the rope!

THERE'S STILL TIME, MAN!

SUCK A DUDE'S DICK

>>6623965
LIKE A BOSS

rolled 2 = 2

>>6623988
Is there a zombie behind you?

>>6623908
>>6623937
>>6623941
>>6623945

NOBODY WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER ANYWAY

YEAAAAAHHHH

THEN use your telepathy to retrieve the forgotten motivational poster!...

LIKE A BOSS

rolled 57 = 57

>>6623992
STOP DOING THAT.

>>6623992
Aim for water...

Catch rope with feet.

>>6623992
Flap arms.

What is that? AW FUCK IT'S THE WITCH.

PILLS HERE

>>6623992
Look down and scream incoherently.

Too bad he didn't clean up the /etc/crontab file before he left.

Steal some guy's car.

>>6624008
>>6624009
>>6624016
>>6624035

You try all of these.

Oh shit.

Fall on a carriage with a baby in it, killing the baby.

>>6624072
Try and grab onto a window ledge... or guttering or... anything!

Grab the ledge of one of those windows! Preferably the window of that hot coworker you've got a thing for.

rolled 6 = 6

>>6624072
Cast a quickened featherfall.

Flap your wings!

>>6624100
Wait, grow wings, first!

>>6624072
Wow. I was just reading this thread, curious to see where it would go. I wasn't posting or suggesting, because I figured my fellow anons would have it under control. And now Dr. Cronqvist is about to die. Is this some way of punishing me for lurking?

IS THERE NO WAY TO SAVE THE GOOD DOCTOR?!

Wait a sec....ACTIVATE MY JETBOOTS THAT HAD NOT PREVIOUSLY BEEN MENTIONED!!!!

rolled 52 = 52

>>6624119
To be fair, he's a terrible doctor.

Build a plane while falling to save you from the fall.

QUICK

DEPLOY YOUR PARACHUTE!

>>6624129
Maybe he's just eccentric. Nothing wrong with some unusual methods.

>>6624087
>>6624093

You manage to grab a window!

Looking in, you're filled with a sense of dread, but you're not sure why...

Call for Superman!

rolled 6 = 6

First Man: Hey, did you see that?
Second Man: Uhm?
First Man: Did you see somebody go past the window?
Second Man: What?
First Man: Somebody just went past the window. That way. (indicates down)
Second Man: (flatly) Oh. Oh.
(Second Man returns to his work. First Man looks for a little. As he starts to work again another body goes hunling past the window.)
First Man: Another one.
Second Man: Huh?
First Man: Another one just went past downwards.
Second Man: What?
First Man: Two people have just fallen out of that window to their almost certain death.
Second Man: Fine, fine. Fine.
First Man: Look! Two people (another falls) three people have just fallen past that window.
Second Man: Must be a board meeting.
First Man: Oh yeah. (another falls past) Hey. That was Wilkins of finance.
Second Man: Oh, no, that was Robertson.
First Man: Wilkins.
Second Man: Robertson.
First Man: Wilkins.
Second Man: Robertson.
(Another falls.)
First Man: That was Wilkins.
Second Man: That was Wilkins. He was a good, good, er, golfer, Wilkins.
First Man: Very good golfer. Very good golfer. Rotten at finance. It'll be Parkinson next.
Second Man: Bet you it won't.
First Man: How much.
Second Man: What?
First Man: How much do you bet it won't? Fiver?
Second Man: All right.
First Man: Done.
Second Man: You're on.
First Man: Fine. (shakes; they look at the window) Come on Parky.
Second Man: Don't do it Parky.
First Man: Come on Parky. Jump Parky. Jump.
Second Man: Come on now be sensible Parky.
(Cut to letter.)
Voice Over: Dear Sir, I am writing to complain about that sketch about people failing out of a high building. I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once.
(Cut to film of man falling out of window. Cut back to set. First Man has hands in the air jubilantly.)
First Man: Parkinson!
Second Man: Johnson!

Climb in and drink whatever may be in that glass cup.

>>6624182
Climb on in.

Go in anyway. Whats the worst that could happen?

>Go to tgchan

>>6624197
>>6624196

Upon closer inspection, you realize this is the office of Drolta Bartley! Head of PR, she believes she can pull rank on everyone! Not you though, mister head engineer! Unfortunately, she's also a real bitch. And you're somewhat meek.

BUT MAYBE TODAY

AFTER YOUR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

MAYBE YOU CAN TELL HER OFF

...where the fuck is she.

Also the glass is empty, traces of water rest within.

(taking a short break for foods, will resume soon)

>>6624235
Shit on Drolta's desk.

>>6624235

smash shit up. throw the table out the window.

>>6624235
look at motivational

Put the glass in your inventory, you never know what it might come in handy for.

>>6624235

Ambush RAPE

rolled 2 = 2

>>6624255
LIKE A BOSS

Also:

Bust into her computer & FUBAR her /etc/crontab file.

Gotta keep up yer moniker.

Back up all the files on the computer on to your handy USB stick.
You'll be able to use it later to blackmail Drolta if there are some nude picks on there!

unplug her computer monitor, then casually (but quickly) stroll out.

Use the phone to call over twenty large pepperoni
pizzas under the name of Drolta.

>>6624399

Import this message as her email out-of-office message & set her client to "away" mode.

Realise THERE IS NO COMPUTER.

kthxbai

>>6624255
>>6624256
>>6624302
>>6624337

You do your best to do all of these, your meek strength however, is not enough to destroy the desk, and Bartley keeps all her shit on her laptop, which she must currently have with her. The most you can do is shit on the desk, flip it, and the kick her office phone.

Another job well done.

>>6624337
I vote this.

Also, infect system with virus.

And by system I mean entire company network.

>>6624602
>>6624601
Well, nevermind then.

Wait until she returns; reenact that scene from Fight Club.

>>6624601

Fuck it.

Go back to your office.

What were we working on?

>>6624260

Another helpful reminder, afterall this company has been around since the pre-LucasArts days. Who knows what sorts of dangerous puzzles lie deep within the catacombs of the building?

Hide behind door... ready to rape!

Use the phone's intercom feature to scream. With a megaphone.

Ears will bleed.

Use your handy Drillpod™ to drill all the way down to the lobby. Then go grab a burger at the local Harvey's.

>>6624625
>>6624666

That bitch won't know what's coming.

If you know what I mean.

>>6624721
Time passes.

Set a trip-wire that sets off a mini-flamethrower, and put a bear trap right in front of the door.

Bitch won't know what hit her.

>>6624751
>>6624752

Sadly you don't have that stuff with you, your wire was left behind. Too late anyway, she approaches.

She does not look happy.

NOW IS THE TIME TO STRIKE

Sorry bout that.

NOW IS THE TIME TO STRIKE

>>6624767
Threaten to reveal company secrets if she doesn't give you a year's worth of paychecks.

WAIT NO, IT'S A FURRY.

Kill it. Yeah, I said that.

It.

>>6624777
Try to bare her to the ground and bash her skull against the floor.

Cronq HUG Bartley

"COMERE CATBURT AN GIMMIE KISSES!"

>>6624777

Maybe rape isn't the best idea.

>>6624803
If the skull is able to be properly smashed, procede to stick penis in and out of brain matter until ejaculation is achieved.

Shoot Bartley in the leg and take his wallet.

Then shoot him in the leg again.

>>6624878
I doubt we have a gun.

>>6624804
>>6624838
You give her a tender hug.

She seems to have gone from fury, to confusion.

She is worried for your mental state.

>>6624908
Quick, while we have the advantage of initiative!

Get those paychecks!

>>6624908
Push her up against the wall.
Attempt fornication.

>>6624930
>>6624919

It's not she keeps paychecks with her, so I'm going to assume that was code for something.

She had gone from confused, to confused fury.

This does not bode well for you, especially as the stench of your own shit is sort of killing the mood.

>>6625038
Just throw her out the window.

>>6625038
Not my fault you threw yourself out a window. Now you lost your chance for sex, AND your job.

>>6625038

Throw yourself out of the window. Isn't the slight risk of death worth escaping from an awkward situation? Plus, paychecks/sex seem a remote possibility.

the window looks like it's blocked by the flipped desk...

>>6625052
>>6625074

This bitch'll either fly or turn into a statue.

Let's hope it's the latter.

>>6625129
Agh fuck she has your hand.

Time to take another trip outside.

Make sure you go down with her. We've got to finish the job ater all.

>>6625161
Take off trousers.
Time for some free-fall fuck.

>>6625161
Sky battle.

When she is defeated, latch back on to the building.

Grab the ledge with your feet. Tell her that if she wants you to pull her up she has to agree to be your slave forever.

>>6625166
>>6625180
>>6625181
>>6625188

You have some time to choose an option, it's a huge fucking building.

>>6625188
This, but be a man about it and catch the ledge with your teeth.

It just clicked.

On Cronqvist.

That isn't hair.

Those are ears.

Oh god she's a furry. Let her fall to her grave. Take pics and post on 4chan.

>>6625199
Take trousers off. Try to sky-rape.

>>6625218
Shit we're furry.

>>6625199
Ditch her, she's dead. Just get back inside the building.

>>6625235
>>6625263

NOT THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE CAUGHT INTO A WINDOW IN FREEFALL.

It is however the first time you used your teeth.

Bartley, even if you never miss her, you will always remember her tasteful choice in office decor.

Side note, I never meant to mislead you, I thought it obvious Cronqvist was a mouse. Hrm. Sorry for any confusion.

>>6625311
Get inside. We have work to do.

Now go back up to her office and make it look like a suicide.

>>6625329

RIGHT

Back inside... your own office? The fuck is this shit?

>>6625311
Eh, It happens. At least we're not female. I know what happens to female mice.

>>6625367
Get in anyways, pretend to do work. When they look for her killer, they won't suspect you. You have an alibi.

>>6625373
You ARE what happens to female mice.
IFYAKNOWHATIMEAN

Go make it look like a suicide. this is kind of important.

>>6625385

Unless there's CCTV or someone saw you go into her office moments before she was thrown out of the window.

>>6625373

What happens?

>>6625415
see>>6625392

>>6625415
Yes a CCTV or someone seeing you go in... from outside.

>>6625385
>>6625394

Pretend to work in this office or go back to her office?

You're getting somewhat nervous, you try to calm yourself by looking at the motivational poster.

...this is... not one of Ms. Bartley's approved posters.

Leave. The commotion means that nobody will see you leave.

Sell the computer files to the rival company.

(I mean, there's always a rival company. Come on.)

Look at odd motivational poster with my name on it and wonder who the fuck was watching me before i jumped out the window.

>>6625492
>>6625507
Fuck, it's probably an assassin about to use your confusion as an advantage. Get out of there NOW.

Look out window to make sure racoon bitch went splat.

Run. Run little man, Run.

You are stuck in a Glen.

Take X-Lax to spew shit everywhere to find assassin!

>>6625570
If only if only the namefag sighed.

>>6625586
But your bowels must be all but empty from shitting on her desk!

>>6625503
>>6625522
>>6625553

In a mad panic, you do all three! As you jump out the window, Bartley's corpse is nowhere to be seen.

That bitch was taking notes.

Immedatly try to get back in on the next floor as apparently we just jumped out of the forth floor and don't have long to get back in.

>>6625634
Slide down the side of the building to slow yourself down enough to hit the ground safely. Sell secrets. Buy sword and gun.

Check your inventory first. What the heck is he carrying right now?

>>6625653
>>6625655
>>6625675

Your inventory consists of:

1 Length of Rope
1 Spetsnaz Knife
1 Glass
1 Pouch of Forest Camouflage Facepaint
1 Jump Drive

URGK!

Oh son of a shit.

>>6625702
Knife that bitch while you still have a chance!

Prof your undying thanks for the rescue. Say you'll do anything asked, anything at all, just as long as you are allowed to repay them.

>>6625702

Is it worth attempting to fornicate again or has the moment passed?

USE THE ROPE TO STRANGLE THAT BASTARD!

Then throw on some face pain and get stabby!

>>6625729
I don't think there WAS a moment, Steve.

You seem to be in this floor's women's restroom.

You guess anyway, it is much cleaner than the one you usually use, yet somehow more unsettling.

You're unsure if this is due to the air fresheners, the knowledge you do not belong here, or the angry coworker who seems to want to end your life.

Perhaps the worst of it though is the huge window in a bathroom, were this floor not so high up this would be a serious breach of privacy.

quickly set the jump drive to a random destination while she's strangling me and push to "go" button

Catch next window down, get onto 4 chan and get /b/lackup!

>>6625702
See if she strangles you or pulls you in. If the former, make stabbity stabs at her arms so she'll let you go.

Also: Spetsnaz mouse!

>>6625828
Try to explain that you tried to save her life, and explain that the building is a trap. We're all trapped here, and you are just showing her the truth.

>>6625828
is it possible to knock her unconscious with your mad Spetsnaz skills and then tie her up?

>>6625828

So... is now a good time?

Tell her you don't understand, you were just doing what the memo asked. Feign ignorance and honest misunderstanding. Ask her "you mean you don't... you don't really love me? It was all a lie?"

>>6625828
It looks like she wants fisticuffs. I suggest you begin boxing.

Thinking from an old point-and-click adventure game:

Open door to stall. Look inside.

THat is, if the angry coworker would let you. If not, load from last save.

>>6625864
>>6625878
>>6625881

"You mean you don't-" POW

>>6625913
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

>>6625913

>>6625913
EQUIP KNIFE
USE KNIFE

Ow. What the fuck? Hitting a coworker? I'll see that corporate hears about this!

Since you're sitting down anyway...

Fight back by quickly pulling her skirt down! Make her lose her balance!

Okay I think we deserved that one.

>>6625922
Two options, over power coworker and rape, or take the beating, and wake up in your office.

>>6625924
>>6625926

"Ow what the fuck? Hitting a coworker? I'll-" WHAM

You ready your knife.

Yell out 'self defense' as you attack her.

>>6625983
Cut cut cut.
Disable her limbs.
Push back out window.

>>6625983

Wait, we can still complain to HR! Can't you smell the payoff to avoid a lawsuit?

>>6625983
Don't use the knife. Dont use the knife. This is what he wants you to do. Dont use the knife.

yell out RAPE! RAPE!

This is not an entirely unreasonable reaction. Still, we must defend ourselves.
Without using the knife, preferably.

USE Spetsnaz Knife ON Angry coworker's skirt

>>6626009
>>6626028
>>6626046

Your girlish cries echo in the empty bathroom, your assailant stops, it doesn't take the head of the PR department to know she could be in deep shit.

sing the macarena out loud

>>6626081
Awesome! Now

TALK TO coworker
ASK FOR pity sex

>>6626081
Explain to her this.
>>6625844

If she doesn't believe you. I think it's time to jump out the window.

throw her out the window

Run, crying out of the bathroom, crying and yelling something about "I thought you said you loved me... but not like this! sniff! I can't believe I trusted you!"

>>6626130
Gonna second this.

>>6626143
Well, I'm going to second this.
>>6626103
So there.

Dr. Cronqvist is becoming more emo by the minute

>>6626096
>>6626103

"Has it ever occurred to you that creating weird puzzle shit for a living might be... evil? Think about it, our company motto has word Satan in it, that is just a bit too creepy for my tastes. This place is a trap, both physically and spiritually, and I've had enough, come with me, and we'll escape from this place."

Her disoriented state works to your advantage, she bought every word of it.

Yes, now try to get ot the exit as fast as you can. Five bucks says it won't be there.

>>6626165
Leave the building, sell the company secrets to the rival company, buy some weapons.

Metallic Sonata is going down.

>>6626165

Look around for a crowbar. Become a free man!

Free...Man. Get it?

take elevator/stairs to first floor and leave

>>6626177
Also, free more coworkers.

Check your new party member's inventory. I am especially interested to know if she's carrying any security cards (to go through doors) or keys (car keys, for one == car).

Look inside the stalls! Someone might be listening!

HAY GUYS METALLIC SONATA SOUNDS LIKE METALIC SATAN. GET IT?

>>6626165

NOW IS THE TIME!

Erm, sorry.

>>6626177
>>6626176
>>6626189

You take your former enemy/rival and go to flee this horrible place!

Her inventory consists of:
1 Laptop
1 Set of Car Keys
1 Cellular Phone
1 Pair of Rubber Gloves
1 Medical Quarantine Mask
1 Jump Drive

>>6626261
Get out. Get in car. Resume plan to overthrow Metallic Sonata.

>>6626261
Get to her car and drive away, stop by each other's homes to grab supplies.

>>6626287
this

Er, so. How much does our mouse doctor know about the company? Any chance he or his companion have enough Hacking skill to get sensitive information that he can use?

You should probably put the knife away while fleeing.

>>6626302
>>6626302
Oh yes

>>6626261
She has a phone. Any trusted friends we can call for backup?

>>6626302
Seriously.

>>6626282
>>6626287
>>6626293
>>6626302

You put away your knife, and get into Bartley's car. You both stop at your house first, where you can pick up any supplies that might lie around a common household. Due to your own natural paranoia however, a large amount of survivalist supplies are also available, such as army rations, various camouflage, and an unnecessarily large amount of water purification tablets.

>>6626299

You have created some of the best weird puzzle shit on earth, including the 'weird number guessing doorman puzzle' and the infamous 'portal laboratory' puzzle.

However, you sometimes sympathize with the subjects of your genius, and wonder what life would be like in their shoes...

Your jump drive holds a large amount of stolen documentation, you have not had a chance to browse it yet.

Dusk falls.

Now go to her house for additional supplies.
Maybe you can stay the night~

>>6626458

You next stop at Bartley's home, which is much more extravagant than yours, despite you allegedly making the same amount.

No time for jealousy, time to fuck shit up!

>>6626544
Does she have any useful supplies?

load up on supplies and drive off to a local media network.

Release the answers to all puzzles everywhere.

Wait. What are we doing? We had a nice job in a cushy office designing neat puzzles for people to solve. Why would we throw that away? Think about it man.

And while we're at it lets grab a snack (from her fridge).

we're too far in to quit now. Keep going and push on through to the other side!

I love this thread!

Here, OP, to show my appreciation. Keep going; this shit is entertaining me at work.

>>6626583
Continue living that prison of monotony? Over my dead body!

>>6626558
>>6626583

Her home also houses common items, along with pretentious cheap art. She also has a variety of items related to safety, including many home improvement tools and a closet full of first aid kits.

She is beginning to question this however, now that she has had some time to think she recalls that Satan is never mentioned in the motto and you're full of shit. You'd better pull some classy fast talking to keep this revengance train rolling.

>>6626628
Puzzles KILL people.

>>6626643
Fuck, I bet most of the customers are evil guys in big mansions wanting to buy things to cripple or kill the good guys trying to right the wrong that they have perpetuated, and by allowing this to happen, every worker there has become an accessory to this.

Use her laptop to connect to the internet; hack into the company's computers and try to steal their most protected files.

There's got to be some shit there that we can uncover.

>>6626643

Puzzles get solved. If the BBEG wanted to kill people, wouldn't they just shoot them? This work saves lives! Don't throw it all away... also, she still isn't in the mood? Just making sure.

>>6626695
Puzzles have a lot more class to them.

Every BBEG wants to be the classiest motherfucker on the block. They're going all out, all the time. Otherwise they wouldn't be a BBEG, they'd be a smalltime random encounter.

How many times have you had to build a puzzle with some bullshit sollution that requires some trial or error nonesense, yet kills the person attempting it if they fail?

>>6626695
For each band of heroes that barely scrapes their way through mazes full of weird puzzle shit, at least 3 others die horribly before making it a quarter of the way out.

>>6626643
>>6626652
>>6626695
>>6626710
>>6626750

Your words help your case.

She's beginning to feel more trusting of you.

>>6626793
Upload the files to the internet. EVERYWHERE.

Make sure that anybody can get their hands on them.

You might not make any money off of it, but Metallic Sonata will take some crippling losses because of it.

Now go to the local media and release all the answers!

Let's not get hasty.
We need to find out what information we snagged before we do anything.

>>6626877
This man speaks truth

>>6626877
Good call. Investigate the information. We may have to go back for more.

>>6626877
>>6626889
>>6626890

Wow, it looks like they keep a record on all the department heads and a ton of other dirty stuff.

This is getting more and more ominous by the minute.

Scan that shit for traps, treasures and secret doors. Make a backup immediatly before opening anything.

>>6626954
Answers, Illegal Stuff, Secret Shit, Solutions, The Truth and ToDo List are all highest priority. The rest can be sorted through when these are done.

>>6626954
copy everything to bartley's laptop, and check them all. pay special attention to Porn Directories.txt

>>6626987
Oh yeah. Because "porn directories" is a code word for "secret stuff", amirite?

>>6626969
>>6626975
>>6626987
>>6627013

After checking for traps and clicking off the wifi switch, you open up Answers.txt.
oh fuck

>>6627037
B-but we were so thorough!

Let's... open up Illegal Stuff.

oh shitbitch

>>6627037
Shit. Something's up. Try the next one, but keep a weapon nearby..

>>6627037
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

Maybe we should've checked the porn file first

>>6627051
On... to... um... Secret Shit... and uh...

Wait what?

>>6627072
It's a form letter-equivalent!

>>6627072

Who's Fortner?

Now might be a good time to have Bartley check her contacts list on her phone, contact this Fortner, and possibly get him Fortner on our side.

>>6627080
They just predicted whoever would be most likely to open what!

Good news: You're safe for now.

Bad news: They're EXPECTING a rebellion.

>>6627072

Solutions seems to hold an answer to every puzzle ever created by the company.

It is somewhat depressing to have your life's work summed up in a txt file.

>>6627141
Keep that one, for sure. Move on to the next one.

>>6627141
>>6627155

The Truth seems to be another dummy file.

Strange though, for the department head of weird puzzle shit you don't actually remember meeting these people.

>>6627186

Looks like everything here that looks suspicious is just there to psyche us out.

What evil mastermind so blatantly names their shit that anyway?

>>6627217
porn directory plox

>>6627013
>>6627013
Are you saying this guy is on to something?

>>6627037
Obviously they know that Cronqvist has a strong thirst for knowledge.
>>6627051
Bartley has a strong moral compass.
>>6627072
Fortner is a very curious individual.
>>6627186
Zead is loyal, and would hate to find out that the company he worked for is such a monster.

So we know that Fortner and Zead are the two most likely to defect.

>>6627249
Any way we can contact those two?

>>6627217
>>6627249
And obviously Henry is related to the Boss.

Henry and Zead are looking less able to convince than Fortner.

Let's check Porn Directory, and then move onto the files named after employees.

Open up the file with your name on it.

>>6627228
>>6627236
>>6627281

Paydirt.

Fuck yes.

Now which employee to start with?

>>6627302
Let's go Cronqvist, Bartley, Fortner, Zead, and Henry, then whatever other miscellaneous employee files they have.

>>6627302
oh god those trap names

Ours of course, out of a mix of paranoia and curiosity.

>>6627302
Uhhh, I was wondering. Wouldn't it be safer for Cronqvist and Bartley to be checking this stuff while they're in a car and on the move?

>>6627339
Internet is disconnected; it cannot be traced for the time being.

>>6627352
True. But wouldn't someone be checking an access log and trace it, then send in some corporate hitman to her place?

Besides, at this point we should also be stocking up on guns and ammo already

Copy and paste a few backups of this. Text files, word documents. Take a few screenshots and store it in some .gifs if you need to. Print out hardcopies! We can't afford to lose this information.

>>6627382
Cronqvist was the one who accessed the files. They'd go to his house first. But then they'll notice Bartley is gone. So we have a limited amount of time. Once we open Cronqvist's file and Bartley's file, we can leave.

>>6627382
>>6627427
>>6627429
I second these

>>6627429
Once done, trap Bartley's doors and windows. Head to gun store, load up, contact Fortner, possibly Zead and Henry.

>>6627429

They seem to be profiles of the employees.

Some of this information is incredibly upsetting.

>>6627429

Make sure Bartley sees all of this. It'll reinforce our idea that our company is fucked up, and will make it easier to have post-small-victory sex.

While driving, try to get a blowjob.

check the to do list.

oh hey, autosage. grats, op. What you gonna do now?

>>6627476
Check Bartley's.

>>6627560

Continued.