>>6628802

Furries.

rolled 26 = 26

Mass riots because KFC went out of Business.

Thermonuclear catsplosion.

Lordi's Hard Rock Hallelujah comes to pass, and the Arockalypse comes to Earth.

rolled 45 = 45

The Halos fired.

A super-virus begins devastating the world.

A rain of sharpened diamonds.

>>6628836
This. Fuck the thread, this.

Closest thing I have to ROCK

rolled 4 + 1 = 5

A dwarf pulled the "Fuck the world" lever

>>6628855
haha

oh wow

Rocks fell. Everyone died.

rolled 56 = 56

This was all caused by Steve from Accounting.

>>6628855
YES I WON

though it isn't as good as the last thread like this, where the winner was "A chariot pulled by thousands of hummingbirds".

also, harbinger should be an Old Testament-style god who feels like punishing humanity again.

>>6628855
>A rain of sharpened diamonds.
OP here. fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls, we have a winner.

I'll save Lordi for another campaign :3

Next doubles determines who brought this doom crashing down on humanity's collective heads.

rolled 50 = 50

>>6628898

So Bob from Marketing?

>>6628802
How: Forced unity of individual psyche's with the Godhead.
Who: The "Godhead" of "Good" and All his Angels.
Defeat: An aged Anglican theologian and Priest in the urban North of England who is gay, atheist and a communist.

rolled 16 = 16

Ted from Sales

Who: A toilet salesman from Western France.

A 73 year old billionaire with webbed hands. People always made fun of his hands, and so he attempted to make people like him by launching diamonds at the planet. Not as planned.

A meteor launched from a cannon built millions of years ago by the dinosaur civilization we never knew existed. Their goal was to exterminate the Martians. It worked, but the remnants of this weapon were destined to float back to Earth someday...

a man that shoots houses and trees out of a crystal on his wrist

Who: De Biers Company, South Africa

Carlo, the drug dealer living behind the Port Authority

A passing space narwhal shat it out

The Diamonds are Sentient Crystal life forms, breeding, they want to convert all carbon on earth to their structure. They can only be communicated with by Alphorn.

>>6628988
FUCK YES

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST POST-APOCALYPTIC SETTING EVER

>>6628988
ANDROMEDA STRAIN FTW!

>>6628988
I knew those levels in "Perform: Alphorn" would pay off.

Cubit Zirconium Man.

Finally it's his time to...uh...shine.

Pic related, this bitch is now your Harbinger.

Who can defeat it?

An order of monks that dug their way to the earth's core and created a civilization there when other monastics from around the globe did the same thing.

They are defeated by Carlo, the drug dealer living behind the Port Authority.

Can only be defeated by loving one another and learning the true meaning of Kwanza.

The reincarnated Knights of the Round Table and their many followers, all taking the form of midgets who ride goats.

Steve, the Bum living behind Wal-mart.

Can only be defeated by synchronised water aerobics.

>>6629055
Have fun OP. I demand you come back with stories.

How do we stop them?: Human blood. Weapons laced with blood work too.

>>6629055

>>6629055
>>6629066
We have a tie, ladies and gentlemen.

Pic related. ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE US FROM THESE CRYSTALS OF DOOOOM

>>6629055
Woah, Arthurian anti ANDROMEDA STRAIN climax.

>>6629074
Lady of the Lake.

Randall, the hobo living in the dumpster behind Long John Silver's

Funny thing is, >>6629055 is the same guy as >>6628855

Tonight is my lucky night

>>6629077
Well how about that

>>6629077
Knights of the Round Table vs space rocks?

Gee, sounds familiar.

Now let's help OP make all of this into a setting.

So, looks like...

The world is being pelted with a rain of sharpened, sentient, space-diamonds, who if not for a fortuitous accident in Switzerland we would have no means of communication with. Unfortunately, they only wish to communicate one thing; that we must fall before their might.

Enter the kingdom of Avalon and King Arthur, who it was prophesied would rise when the world had need of him once again. Through the magic of Avalon, his knights are also resurrected, and they all ride off on their goats to...

Okay, I got nothing. How the hell are midges on goats going to defeat sentient Diamons? xD

>>6629167
Blow alphorns at them. In the future, "alphorns" are military slang for the latest in weapons technology--devices that make an incredibly high-pitched sound that is capable of shattering diamond, though before Rockfall they were mostly used for communications disruption.

>>6629167
GOATS THAT EAT DIAMONDS.

>>6629201
Do they shit Coal?

>>6629222
... apparently so.

>>6629167
Since people where much smaller back then, they could be considered midgets and have to ride goats because they're too small. Or because of some odd mis-telling of the prophecy they end up small. And the horn thing could be something like, uhm, The crystals communicate in sounds that sound like Alphorns, music sounding like words to them.

>>6629201
Diamond-eating goats: I suppose someone genetically engineered goats to produce diamond instead of enamel. (Hey, we've got goats that produce spider silk in their milk, why not?)

These are some of the most valuable goats in the known universe.

>>6629227
Going with this, let's not restrict it to one instrument. As humanity's understanding of their newest foe progresses, so do the weapons used against it by our reincarnated saviors.

Eventually, the knights trade in their armor and swords for tuxedoes and violins. The fate of the world is played out upon the stage of the orchestra and opera.

>>6629228
Yes, we have Goats that produce Spidersilk, because Spidersilk wouldn't tear the hell out of their insides.

!

Thought: What if the Goats are mechanical/steampunk in nature? Think the Golden Army from Hellboy 2

A super cybernetic steampunk goat that eats diamonds and shits COAL TO FUEL THE STEAMPUNK MACHINES OF AN EVEN BIGGER PLOT!!

>>6629286
The final encounter, just before the world ends, they knights put on a beautiful symphony broadcasted across the globe, the aliens are so moved they leave earth. Meh, that sounds more like the ending of a movie instead of a campaign.

If this where to be a movie, I'd watch the shit out of it.

>>6629179
The weapons are five metres long, and must be manipulated like in Lynch's /Dune/ with resonating words. DEUS VULT!

This is, of course, before the violins.

>>6629333
Why do they leave Earth? Obviously they're incapacitated by the sound so that the goats can devour them.

What happens with the coal though?

>>6629286
Eventually, the Knights are slain almost to a man, save for King Arthur, Lancelot, and Galahad.

Following the near devastation of their order, King Arthur decrees that they shall have a new name, to fit with a new era, and as they ride off towards the final battle, they shall be known as... The Elite Beat Agents.

>>6629222
...Coal BECOMES Diamonds. The amount of pressure... Time... Grahh... WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVHHNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

>>6629346
>>6629384
The Mounts of the Knights were supplied by the next BBEG, and they convert the Coal into clones of the Diamond Beings, except that now they are under the control of the next BBEG.

Happy, Sciencefag?

>>6629384
Well the goats are advanced technology.

In fact, maybe they don't even fully dispose of the diamonds. Perhaps the coal is just their larval form. Knowing this, humanity launches them into space. It is unknown where they will go next and what they will do when the get there.

Also, thread archived. Update it if it gets better. Good night, /tg/!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6628802/

>>6629394
This being the next BBEG, his diamondians (cool name? I didn't think so) will lack the emotions of the invaders, and won't leave, just keep killing.

>>6629346
They monsters would be so swayed by the music, that to them is a long complex speech about why humanity should survive or something.

>>6629426
The music that sways them sounds like a combination of Death Metal tones to a Venetian Snares style breakbeat played by a Polka Band with Gang of Four era Chinese Opera sung over the top.

The subject of the opera libretto's lyrics is 'Fucking dat ass of yo'se beetch'.

Players will be required to RP this portion.

>>6629460
Booty. Sways even the most diamondic mind.

>>6629355
>>6629460
>>6629502

The Elite Beat Knights.

This has potential.

>>6629502
Did someone say Diamond Dick?

>>6629460
That description sounds like the heavy metal polka linked to /tg/ a couple of days ago.

see >6625870 for details

>>6629576
dear god SAUCE

>>6629576
Shouldn't she be rubbing a Moh's scale against that cock instead of her tits?

>>6629775
Can his cock scratch Corundum?

>>6629790
More importantly, can _/'DRAGONFORCE'\_ scratch his cock?