Eat nothing, drink nothing, take nothing, don't look back.

Needs the Taco Bell dog. With three heads.

Taco Bell Cereberus. FINAL FORM. DARE YE FEEL IT'S SPICY MEXICAN WRATH?

This.

I knew Culver's couldn't be evil.

Thank god for microwave burritos

who are The Trojan And Baby Face supposed to be?

>>6656039
thats the mexican in the center

>>6656096
Sonic and Quizno's

No Pizza hut or Dominoes?

i lol'd at papa john

That is cool and you should feel cool. You should have theme competing with each other, and hiring the PCs as mercenaries in their Price Wars.

For mooks, include Nike street gangs that will knife you if you're wearing Adidas. Perhaps a cataclysmic riot could ensue when the populace at large finds out that Coke and Pepsi are identical in every way except the packet.

(IRL they're not, of course, but most people can't tell the difference anyway.)

>>6656153

Neither Pizza Hut nor Domino's has a mascot to use.

Im fairly certain that "papa" john isn't even Italian, as his last name is apparently Schattner.

>>6656171
>>6656019
>>6656024
>>6656057
Sounds like a RPG of Idiocracy focusing on the fast food franchises to me.

>>6656193
and pizza is an american invention

also no Carls Jr?

>>6656200
No it isnt.

>>6656130
Baby face is totally Bob's Big Boy

>>6656171
actually, me and my buddy made a video on the differences beetween coke and pepsi when we where really high.

Pepsi has more eye friendly art.

Pepsi is sweeter but taste ultimately goes to Coke.

Coke is a tad denser than Pepsi.

>>6656130

I think they are from random fast food places you only find in new england iirc.

>>6656215
yes it is

>>6656187

The hell you say?

>>6656260
Oh fuck it's the noid

I was trying to avoid him.

>>6656202
It's called Hardee's in the civilized world.

Also, I love OP sooo much.

>>6656260
There you go OP
you now have an annoying street gang of crazys called the NOIDS

>>6656254
No it really isnt.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_pizza

>You are now aware that the Subway boys are fat and skinny Jared.

>>6656254
Pizza has existed for centuries. The form we are most familiar with comes from Neapolitan cuisine

Actually, Baby Face is quiznos. They used to have a baby spokesman. Before that, weird monkey things.

As for Troy Trojan being Sonics? I don't get it.

>>6656287
AH DUH

>>6656287
He never lost the weight, they are twins, or clones, or robots.....imagination goes along way here

>>6656306
They suck out the fat to make new Jareds

>>6656316
>Attack of the Clones
>Attack of the Jareds?
Possible story hook?

Blake's up in this mother fucker.

Fuck yeah, green chili burgers.

Go on Sup/tg/.

Look up McSphere.

???

Profit.

You know, it's a bad joke, but you should include Pizza the Hutt as the mascot. If it worked for Mel Brooks...

OP here.

My internets crashed, but I'm glad to see the thread went through. Even better, I am glad to see that /tg/ has received it with open arms.

As of now, I have planned for The King to be the main employer of the PCs, with some possible side jobs from the other bosses. Care to help me figure out their personalities, /tg/? While the images given are certainly emotive, they do not breathe life into the characters.

Also, the idea of other brands being linked to other aspects hadn't crossed my mind until browsing this thread; while it seems like a cool idea, in practice, it may be too much cultural suffusion, and I doubt having too many references would make for an interesting game; rather, it might cheapen the whole thing. For now, I'm sticking with the Fast-Food Kingpins (though that may change).

>>6656419
The King likes to appear in unexpected places to deliver jobs, and he is creepy as fuck.

>>6656419
From what I can say Ronald will mostly likely be some type of Lawful Evil type, manipulating the system anyway he can to keep face with the public. Hes smart enough to know that he can't get his hands dirty but that doesn't mean he won't at some point.

Are they all in the same group. Or are they fighting eachother?

Robert "Jack in the" Box is a solitary figure. To the relief of everyone that knows about him. Good at removal. He is the go to clean-up guy for the other Foodies. (Fasties? Fast Foodies? F.F.ers?) Rather warped, his work all winds up in tiny boxes buried in more then 2100 locations in 18 states.

Other potential bits is he never speaks or only speaks in privates with the meat. The type of person that would listen to "Stuck in the middle with you" while he works.

>>6656451
Some part of Ronald should absolutely love what Japan has done to him (as evidenced http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9kZp-Kl0c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI1bq_GBuBg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcEOsDT0is8) and be prone to breaking out into fits of incoherent flailing and babbling that somehow ends up tuneful...

>>6656419
Obviously the King and McDonald are going to be the big guns, and I imagine them to the New York and Chicago outfits respectively.
The Jareds look like a couple of Midwestern stickup men, maybe they started that way and took over some places like Milwaukee or Cleveland for one of the bigger operations in order to keep Quizno's out.

Little Ceaser definitely looks like an old school blue collar Mafiosi.

>>6656426
Building on this, how about the King is a master manipulator/spymaster who mostly deals in information and knowing things?

Chihuahua should be your young tough.
Arrogant, prideful and brash, new to the whole game and will react rashly in all scenarios.

>>6656497
"Knowledge is power. And what are you when you have all the power? That's right. That's why they call me what they do."

Where's the fucking hamburgler?

>>6656543
rehab, kickin his hamburger addiction

>>6656468
Wait is Jap Ronald a woman?

>>6656554
Jap Ronald is a shoggoth.

OP again, and I must say, I am loving these suggestions. Although, as an aside, most of the campaign is going to be taking place along the Eastern Seaboard and other Eastern states, with only occasional jaunts to the Midwest/West Coast.

>>6656461
The crack in Jacks head is from a failed murder attempt from one of the others. No one owned up to it and pursuing it openly would result in all out war. So he harbors a silent vendetta against all of them.

that picture always makes me hungry

>>6656574
It was the E. coli scare that did it.

Wendy is old-fashioned and quiet, but prone to fits of murderous rage. The kind of boss that will pat her mooks on the head before they go but if they don't come back with the money, someone ends up with their hand nailed to a wall.

The King is obviously the nicest one. Hes congenial and friendly. Always smiling. Always helpful. Hes also the most manipulative and dangerous. He'd look you straight in the eyes and shake your hand as he quietly stabbed you in the back.

Has anyone considered a possible alliance between the King and the Queen, maybe a love/hate interest? They both certainly look pretty regal; doesn't seem too far-fetched.

Perhaps the King and Queen split up a while back, and have had bad blood between each other since, though they still harbor feelings for each other; maintaining appearances and stubborn pride have kept them from reconciling?

Caesar is your basic greaso type. A cheap motherfucker who would prolly put a hit on your mother just because she said his pizza tasted like roasted cheese on cardboard.

Despite personal choices of players he should show some type of envy towards Papa Johns business.

>>6656567
So, are these each the head of their own deal loosely tied together I.E. the commission or are these all players in one big organization?

>>6656626

The Queen is a man.

>>6656548

The Colonel is old school. Honor and Respect is his game. Hes relaxed but jaded. He is wise, frank and honest and he does not play games. You don't Cross The Colonel, you don't disrespect The Colonel and most of all you do not Disappoint The Colonel.

>>6656677
OP here.

Some are on their own, notably the fast food titans such as the King and The Don. Some, like Jack and the Subway Boys, will either be enforcers or freelancers who take contracts from the larger foodies. I'm actually leaning towards Wendy being a freelancer, much like Jack.

Also, personality-wise for the King, I'm digging the suggestions I've been seeing; I'm getting a vibe similar to Littlefinger or Varys from Game of Thrones, though that's only a rough framework. Keep 'em coming, /tg/!

Panda are obviously the ruthless Triad equivalent

What about The Five Guys?

The Subway boys aren't wild cards but should be viewed as hired guns. Its not that they can't hold an empire its just they tend to work better on the job as the head thugs. One focused towards battle plans and all out war, the other focused on finances and scheming.
A criminally balanced team if you will.

Poppa John is a wheeler and dealer. He got to where he is by kissing ass and greasing palms.. He's a spineless pricked who'd give you his left nut if he thought you could get him more power.

don't know what to make of Birdie but Grimace is Rons street man. McDonalds loves its black folk like how the mob does.....use them for their own gain.
Though not like a personal army this should be treated as how one would treat a teamster, theyre are just in it for the cash not the dedication to a group.
Grimace just makes sure he gets the right ones for the job.

>>6656713
This, he was born into a genteel southern family that had fallen on hard times. He used his connections in local government to keep the competition out when he built his little empire and he now acts as the groups face with legitimate authorities.
Having the most to lose, he is the most concerned with a veneer of respectability and tends to frown on new ventures which might endanger both his connections and his status in the polite society he wants disparately to be a part of.

As a nod to How Dave Thomas got his start working for KFC

Wendy is The Colonel's Little Girl. She grew up in this game and she knows all the tricks and subtleties. Shes probably the smartest of the entire group but the politics really bore her. She relishes the conflict. As an Enforcer for the Colonel shes was wild. He gave her her own chain to try and chain her down but now she causes chaos on a larger scale. If shit is going down Wendy has a hand in it and she is having a blast.

"Chihuha" Carlito is penne ante shit. Nickles and dimes when the rest deal in dollars. But he tries to make up for it in volume. Does pretty good, but he's always going to be looked down upon by the rest. He's done pretty well, taking the same basic scams and constantly repackaging them, but if you are in his crew expect nothing but disdain.

Everyone knows B.K. is gunning for Ronald's position. Everyone also knows "The King" *as he is often called) just isn't going to pull it off. The Don has too much muscle and too many resources to be toppled. No matter how clever his opposition is. If B.K. could bring Wendy and Jack onboard he could do it, but those two are stone-cold psycho. Don't hench with them if you value your life and think failure is a possibility.

No, the real opportunity is at the lower levels. Caesar, John, there's opportunity there for one to knock the other out and then maybe make a run at The Don. B.K. is too public, too obvious. The Don has his eye on him at all times. You want to topple Ronald? Start from below.

I'm not sure how well Wendy fits in as a hired gun. At least I'm not sure I'd take her as a hacksaw like Jack.
Ideas:
-Wise ass get away driver.
-Launder person. Has a solid front and is often who the others go to.
-A fence.
-Similar to above involving some sort of black market auction or other black market trade operation. Being the center of power of it.

She doesn't look terribly hands on. Willing to kill as needed but unlikely to torture or go to town with a blade. Presonality could see some odd inspiration from Janine ala Ghostbusters.

I could see her being a niece to the Colonel as well.

Character development for Ronald during the game.

Should show increasing paranoia. Running a business, keeping face, dealing with different situations with different possiblities and having to make public appearances for kids (he is still a clown and what kind of clown doesn't show up for the kiddies?) can wear down one alot thus pushing his abilitys to think rationally.

Watch out for the El Pollo Loco guy and his cleaver.

Queen seems like the owner of a series of nightclubs in a major city.

THE MITT CAN TAKE THE HEAT

>>6656903
He is Chihuahua's enforcer, and a suave psychopath.

Think Dexter, from the HBO series, personality wise.

Chihuahua Carlito is new blood. Outside the game. Not too long ago he was a nobody but his Empire is growing fast. Hes loud arrogant and crass. As more money and power flows into his hands he is demanding the respect of the Big timers but to them hes just an annoying dog nipping at their heels. If hes not careful someone is going to show him exactly how much respect he really has.

also, Quiznos Sponge Monkeys.

>>6656929
How many psychopaths do you people need? I know this is a criminal enterprise, but it would fall apart in three seconds if every other guy is running around doing a Bonnie and Clyde act.

>>6656972
Dexter is a Psychopath who is, shall we say, in control of his urges, and puts them to a productive (if illegal) use, instead of lashing out. In lieu of Psychopath, let's go with... Mentally Disturbed?

Either way, he's got a weird view on reality, and has his own agenda aside from doing Chihuahua's dirty work.

>>6656881
Wendy ain't the Colonel's niece. She's an orphan he picked up somehow. As the story goes, he waxed a favorite lieutenant of his called Dave. Now Dave and the Colonel were tight before whatever happened went down, and as Dave died he begged the Colonel to watch out for his girl. So he did.

Well Wendy split. Either before or after she found out the truth, nobody knows. Still fond of the Colonel personally, but professionally and quietly she's gunning for him. Hell, she's gunning for everyone. Bitch is psycho. The only redeeming factor is she gives money to orphanages.

Don't work for Wendy. She wants whatever she wants done right and doesn't tolerate failure. But if you hurt a kid or god forbid an orphan? Kill yourself before she gets you. That doesn't matter if you are working for her or not. She has eyes and she doesn't forgive.

Robert "Big Boy" -- Although never one of the major players, has a very fanatical crew of gearheads at his disposal. Classic muscle cars, tuned to perfection.

Little Caesar is a real work-a-day Jersey mob head breaker type who has been busting his ass running street level crews for years.
He hates the hell out of golden boy John, who has suddenly rocketed through the ranks without putting in the time he thinks he should have.

>>6657009
Not cars, they're a biker gang that works as freelance muscle.

Ronald is a sociopath. He wears the facade of the calm collected leader as naturally as his greasepaint smile but deep down hes a madman. Top of the game, He has all the power and all the money. No one man rivals him. Untouchable, he just does what he wants and doesn't give a fuck. People's lives are his playthings.

Ronald doesn't HAVE emotions anymore. He exists solely for his job, and just acts as he needs to act to get what he needs. He used to be a fun guy but he just doesn't care anymore, and he's got just enough fear left in him to never want to be toppled.

The King is dapper as all fuck, of course. Colonel hates him for it.

The Queen is a widow, former lover of King works, maybe he bumped off her husband, which caused the rift between them? She could've been married to Dave Thomas, which incorporates Wendy there too; she could've turned sociopath when her father died. And if she's also the Colonel's little girl it ties that together; Queen is friends with Colonel since Dave and the Colonel were on good terms. I see Queen actually as not really having a lot of power beyond her dead husband's estate and knowing a lot of people. She can call favors and if the PCs get to know her, she's a valuable asset.

Any suggestions for the Trojan and Baby Face?

Charles "The Rat" Cheas.
Nightclub owner, who gutted one of the most beloved entertainment venues in the city. Hokey but family-friendly swing and big band gave way to raves and plenty of coke.

>>6657071

I still say Queen is a man in that picture.

>>6656019
You forget that mysterious hitman, who is known only by the name of "The Little Chef".

>>6657076

Chuck is also a sadistic fucking bastard. He's not a psychopath but he will occasionally kidnap some little kid to torture and rape for days before he kills them out of boredom. He hates himself for doing it.

>>6656342
FUCK YEAR BLAKE'S. I thought I was the only New Mexifag here.

Panda Express are the real dark horses of the game. None of the others, with the exception of maybe Chihuahua, really understand what the hell is going on with Asian Fusion anyway.

Panda has no ties to speak of, just a boatload of foreign money and some serious, serious muscle in the form of Pan-Pan, who is the toughest motherfucker on the street. Strong as an ox, yet surprisingly fleet-of-foot, he is one guy your do not want to tangle with. The low-level thugs in all the chains spend their downtime speculating on who would win in a fight between Pan-pan and Jack in the Box, but all they can agree on is that they don't want to be in the room if and when it goes down. Hell, if possible they'd rather not be in the same state.

In relation to the PCs, Panda Express offer the most lucrative but also the most dangerous jobs. Just as with Ronald and BK and Wendy, failing to pull a job off is at least 20% more likely to kill you than a bullet to the brain is. But since nobody wants to see the American fast casual restaurant market go to some freaky slit-eyed bitch, succeeding is going to net you a whole lot of bad rep with the other chains.

>>6656426
I used to have a mute Nosferatu NPC pop around from time to time in a Vampire game I ran once. He was dressed like The King. Or at the very least, wore the mask.

>>6657149
>Or at the very least, wore the mask.

FUCKING NIGHTMARE FUEL

>>6657071
Trojan (Sonic) I dunno. Probably serving his time, paying his dues, planning his big move when everything is lined up. Undoubtedly a pawn of The King without his knowledge. Katie is his muscle.

Baby Face (Quiznos) is a Subway Brothers wannabe. Not really respected, he's called the Sponge Monkey behind his back.

>>6657076
Oh god.

What if we combine this idea, the thread's general idea, and the "Evil Planar Chuck E. Cheese" thread from a while back?

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6420120/

Troy the Trojan is a fucking nut. He was a typical greaseball from the block but court ordered anger management classes turned him into some half hippie half guido freak-o. His house smells like patchouli Incense and marinara sauce. Fucker talks nonstop about spirit guides, magic crystal power and self actualization. That is, until you get him mad. Then he'll bust your fucking face with a bat until he hears the aluminum clang against the concrete beneath. I saw him tie some rat to the bumper of his t-bird and drag him down third street until there was nothing left but bloody rope. The whole time Goddamn Whale Calls blaring out of his speakers.

Troy and Katie look like a pimp and high-class whore in that picture.
Do with that what you will.

>>6656920
Screw him.

Use the OLD name-Roy Rodgers.

I ate there before they renamed the places, and goddamn do I ever hate the Mitt.

>>6657119
Don't talk about him in here man, I hear he got his name from carving some guy up and feeding him his own deep-fried legs. No-one knows who the fuck he works for. He ain't the most subtle, but he puts the fear in people, y'know? Just shows up on some poor bastards doorstep with the hat, a cheesy grin and a butcher knife the size of a mac truck.

>>6657076
Times have been tough since then. We were at the top of our game.

You know, we've really got nothing to lose at this point.

>>6657071
Yeah, we all know the history. D.Q.'s husband and The Colonel used to be top dogs. Before Dave....you kids don't know, but Dave was a mobster's mobster. Had it all together and saw where Ronald was going. Tried to warn the Colonel, but he wouldn't have it. Got so bad that...well things happened and Dave got whacked.

That's when Ronald made his move. Now the Colonel and D.Q.'s widow are second tier now. Now some people say Wendy is somebody's kid. D.Q.'s and Dave or The Colonel or even B.K. I don't know about any of that, but she ain't no psycho. She runs a tight ship and when she wants something done she wants it done fast and correct. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. But high standards don't make you a psycho.

The kid thing, yeah. She won't tolerate kids getting hurt, but who does?

>>6657222
I KILL DAT MOTHAFUCKA

The Queen is a man! A man I tells ya!

>>6656743

There is a rift among the Subway Boys. Fat Jared has been harbouring secret resentment for Skinny Jared for years now, because he hates the fact that he's half the team and yet his jeans get more limelight than he does.

Fatty's the more violent of the two - living through high school as a hulking fatass will do that to a guy, especially when his twin brother is getting head from every cheerleader in the school. He's not too smart, and gets angry very easily, especially if someone mentions his weight.

Skinny Jared, on the other hand, is slick and laid back. A real ladies' man. Charlie Sheen kind of guy. He's good at shuffling numbers - he figured out how to spread out that 6 grams of fat so that the sandwich still tasted like a sandwich. He was also the brains behind calling employees "sandwich artists" and pumping that smell out the vents above the door to attract customers. If it wasn't for Fatty, he'd probably go a long way as a 2IC for one of the other chains. The Colonel doesn't trust him, of course; he's far too modern and sly. But the King has been trying to get him on his side for years, as have Wendy and DQ (both of whom he is playing against the other in a battle for his affections.) But of course, if he betrays Fatty by going off with some other chain, all Hell will break loose.

Unless some unlikely group of PCs, new on the scene, no ties just yet, happen to bump Fatty off before he saw it coming. Then Skinny would be in a position to pay them back very handsomely indeed...

>>6657176
His wife Katie is a snake. Out in clubs and bars every night. Shes been in the bed of everyman shes ever met and is desperately looking for someone to off Troy. And boy does the bitch have a mouth on her. Talks non stop. Has big dreams. Big plans once troy is gone. But she can't keep a thing to herself. Seams the only person don't know what shes thinking is Troy. In fact when hes around she barely even breathes. Like a mannequin, really.

>>6657133
Lost Causes here, where do you hail?

We have now covered everyone in pretty good detail except Papa John, Baby Face, Caesar and Birdie.

Go forth and elaborate.

i want this to be a movie so bad

>>6657400
the licensing fees would be fuckshit expensive
-not to mention the bad publicity over the mascots' portrayal

>>6657462
hell id eat at mcdonalds again if ronald looked like that

>>6657558
you'd eat at McDonalds if Ronald was the kind of guy that would grind up some schmuck into patty meat because it would be cheaper than buying actual beef and fuck if anyone could stop him?

>>6656019

hey op, awesome pic. did you draw those? where's it from?

>>6656019
Guess this means White Castle, Chipotle, Brown's Chicken and Domino's are the good guys?

>>6657904
there are no good guys. Its Mob Drama.

>>6657904

Carl's Junior too.

Also, In and Out Burger is a total whore.

>>6657359

Birdie was the youngest of Ronald's henchmen, the one most devoted to him and the one who got hurt the most in his slow descent into unfeeling paranoia.

When they first got into the business, he did his best to keep her out of the nasty stuff. She was taught to negotiate, to remain calm, to think, to plan. he did his best to keep her off the street. But soon The Don began to spend more and time in his office, having playtime with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. He didn't come to meetings any more, he didn't spend time with the gang, and no matter how funny Birdie's jokes were, he never even smiled. Grimace embraced Ron's fall as a way for him to move up in the game; Hamburglar just up and disappeared and nobody's seen him since. But Birdie, she started to go off the rails in a big way.

The first thing she did was fall in with Chihuahua, getting into drag racing and some mostly-harmless drugs like cannabis and MDMA. Everybody knew her as Donald's girl, though, and they wouldn't go near her. No amount of diplomacy will win you any real friends if they're all treating you like a Ming vase. So in the end it was just her and Cihuahua against the world - without Ronald to talk to, he became her everything. Eventually they got engaged. But it could never last. She received an anonymous tip that all was not as it seemed, and hired a hard-boiled PI to do some snooping. He found that Chihuahua had been engaged three times already, and everyone who knew him knew he was just out for a Green Card.

She wasn't sure what to think. She went around to his place to ask him about it, to look him in the eye and ask him if he really loved her. But when she opened the door, all she saw was the back of his head between Katie Trojan's legs.

That was three days ago. She hasn't come out of her room yet. She's remaining calm. Thinking. Planning.

I wouldn't like to be Chihuahua when she comes out.

>>6657928
A major plot point could be the Hardee's/Carl's Junior civil war.

>>6657928
>In and Out Burger is a total whore.
Baby I'm the only one that will treat you right.

Now come to momma.

No one fucks with the famous pirate Long John Silvers!

Caesar is a blue collar "waste management" guy that's been running shit at the street level since god knows when but can't seem to get ahead. Was respected by Dave and the Colonel as a good low level earner but just didn't have the smarts to get past the middle ranks. He's been at the shit end of this game forever and it's wearing at him. He's loyalty to Dave and old school respect for the organization had kept him inline, but with Ron's take over he's becoming a wild card, looking for any chance at making a play that will get him the respect he think they owe him. Think Al Pacino's character in Donnie Brasco.

>>6658052
I'm imagining Long John Silver as... a mover, like Lagoon Company in Black Lagoon. He transports things and people, no questions asked, and is perfectly willing to drop people off of boats with cement shoes if he doesn't like them enough. Occasionally, he'll just drop people into water with cement shoes if you pay him enough.

Always cheerful, and genuinely cheerful. Always.

>>6657941
>A major plot point could be the Hardee's/Carl's Junior civil war.

What about Arby's? I doubt Hardee would like that swank sleaze horning in on his game.

>>6658137
>always cheerful
Well, hell, if I had a job that awesome, I'd be happy all the time, too.

>>6657152
Yeah. Too bad the game died before anything awesome happened. He would've been used as a silent foreshadowing kinda guy. Pops out of nowhere, makes some sort of knowing gesture about what's up ahead, then runs off. Or, delivers a package of some sorts or a note. And again, just vanishes from sight.

Hell, for lulz, he could totally do the Mysterious Stranger thing.

Oh.... My....God their is no question that /tg/ is the best board on the chan

forgot my pic

Someone best archive this shit.

If you are going to make something farfetched

>>6658614
You also forgot English.

This thread is golden.

>>6658708
>This thread is golden.
>This thread is golden arches.
>golden arches
>McDonalds
HE'S WITHI THE DON

QUICK, SHOOT HIM

>>6658643
You should make something like a alternate universe campaign, where the fast food industry added some form of syrum that gives off a high addiction rate. But people spent all their money on fast food and when they couldn't get it they did ANYTHING they could for fast food, this created the U.S/any other country into a giant quarrel of a nation disbanding or some shit and leaving control to the fast food companies (as they could do whatever they want with the addicted as they need their fix) and leaving them to do home deliveries and have heavily armed delivery boys and fast food places, as fast food is only obtainable by the obscenely rich while the poor are the main population trying to raid, delivery trucks/cars/whatever for supplies leaving sort of a baron land mainly destroyed for fighting for the last bits of fast food on the streets, where law is barely enforced by healthy food organizations trying to find a cure for the addiction and controlling certain dangerous supply routes trying to get a hold of the syrum etc. etc. You get the point

>>6658708

Why does one of the Subway boys look like the Angry Videogame Nerd?

>>6658751
you're kidding, right?

>>6658733
The Family will protect me you fool. Enjoy your drive-by. And the rotten hamburger in your bed when you wake up.

>>6658812
for some reason when you said rotten hamburger in your bed I was thinking about a pile of shit on a bed. I don't know why.

>>6656497
The Kings real name should be Jack. In ausland Burger King is called Hungry Jacks. The same otherwise, more or less. Either that, or he has a henchman known as "hungry" jack, with an odd obsession with beetroot.

>>6658916

nobody cares about your backwards kangarooland

>>6658923
... I care

>>6658923

I think it was a legit suggestion, and your response was embarrassing.

>>6659063
. . .

thanks :)

>>6659099
What? Oh I stopped caring 5 minutes ago, sorry for not noticing.

>>6659078

No, it wasn't. It's called Austfailia for a reason, we're not taking of their shit ideas and incorporating it into this epic thread.

>>6659169
YOU'RE IGNORANT!

>>6659173
Backwards fucks. AUSTRALIANS ARE PEOPLE TOO! LESS IMPORTANT ONES, BUT NONETHELESS, THE NOMENCLATURE STILL APPLIES.

>>6659169

>>6657133

I'm not actually from New Mexico, but blake's is somthing I look forward to when I drive through. I'm from Texas where we have Whataburger. Which has jalapenos, but its just not the same as the green chillis.

>>6660999
We have Whataburger here too.
And they will put on Green Chile if you ask for it.
Actually, so will pretty much everyone. Fuckin' McDonalds keeps a supply under the fryer in case.

What about Jollibee?

>>6662655
Jollibee is fucking ridiculous. It has *1,490* branches in an archipelago smaller than California, how is that fucking possible?

>>6662655
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jollibee#Expansion_and_acquisitions
>The company acquired 80% of Greenwich Pizza in 1994, enabling it to penetrate the pizza-pasta segment.
>enabling it to penetrate the pizza-pasta segment.

Oh god what.

I find the face Ronald is making in the pic to be very...I don't know how to put it. I do know that he doesn't seem to be a psychopath.

At least not at face value.

He seems to have made it where he is (I'm basing this off What America Eats from the History Channel) by being an innovator. He MADE "the Market" as it is today.

He's a legend. He started with a fistfull of dollars, some good ideas, and a heart full of hope. Next thing people know, he's on top of the world, and all the others (the other mafia members) are hounding on his success.

However, after some time, ultimate power seems less fun, for what can you do when you've reached the absolute top? You can only go down.

In short, he's in total despair. He's got 9/10 of every dollar spent in the market, and he KNOWS he can rise no further. All he can do is fight the long, dirty battle to simply keep what he has. He can't let himself do anything less, for how hard he's worked.

>>6663375
>History Channel

Which means he also has links to SECRET NAZI OCCULT ORGANIZATIONS and ANCIENT BIBLE END OF THE WORLD PROPHECIES carried on by THE TRUTH BEHIND THE ILLUMINATI'S ICE ROAD AXE MAN TRUCKERS

>>6663375
This is where he darkened. Away went the feel-good image portrayed in the marketing ads (once actually real in Ron's heart), only came the way to get that last piece of every dollar that eluded him, or die and lose EVERYTHING trying.

His longtime friends, closest to his heart, fell out of his attention, as the empire grew, pushed ever more and more to the periphery. Grimace, pushed from the limelight, once Ron's best childhood friend, is now head of the Golden Arches' dirty work. He feels he's been ostrasized by his friend, and is disgruntled, yet cannot seem to hate the person closest to him in life.

Birdy...I got nuthin.

But Red "Hamburgler" Hamberg, met by Ron saving a poor boy doing a dine-n-dash by hiding him in his treehouse, was the final nail on the doors of Ron's heart. Rising to the top with him and the rest, he couldn't take the pressure of success.

He got jittery. The coffee burn scandal made him overanticipate stock and market shifting. He embezzled, thinking to jump ship with all he could carry away before, as he thought, the entire corporation fell down.

Ron had him hit. You can't do that to The Don. No matter who you are, or what you WERE.

There is not one day Ronald does not think of that order.

what about the Taco Time Cactus?

This got me suddenly thinking... Popeye's doesn't sell anything with spinache, does it?

>>6663449
nope just chicken

Babyface?

BE AGGRESIVE, B-E AGGRESIVE
He is your new BBEG.
Or DMPC, whatever.

>>6663386
Don't blame me. I could care less watching how goddamn people work. I was there for the food history.

>>6663423
He exists now, a little bit "unhinged". He once wore his clown make-up every Friday at the office to cheer-up to the common workers on the legitimate side of his empire.

Now it is worn all the time. Not even Birdie or Grimace know why or what goes on behind the once friendly and goofy Ronald and his piercing blue eyes; they only know not to question, only to act to the letter in all orders, for the Don works his magic best when "[they] have it [his] way".

Ronald himself doesn't seem to know why he puts on the clown face every day. He seems to feel that that's his own face, half-asleep putting it on again after waking, the cheek-to-cheek red smile hiding the real and almost imperceptible frown hidden in plain sight. Touch or smudge the makeup, and the Don will put an order out for you.

>>6656018
pls stop spamming ure crappy board at www DKXBLSVItalk com ( replace "DKXBLSVI" w/ "anon" ) were tir'd of ur's fucken spam n ddos attack's ,also stpo lying abot us plox now gtfo tard's

>>6663495
...Truth be told, I lost where I was going with this. I just wanted to explain that I found this Ronald was like a multiple-personality-disordered (Dark Knight) Joker, who's angry instead of manic when he turns on the crazy-switch.

Grimace and Birdie know and rue the day that comes when Ronald loses not just his heart, but the humanity of his soul, and his almost-frown turns into a toothy grin and the clown smile gets remade into a frown.

the OP and everyone who has contributed to this thread should feel fucking awesome

>>6663495
>>"[they] have it [his] way".
Goddammit. I mixed up franchises.

What's McDonald's catchphrase for this? They stick that little sticker on your food when you make a custom request that says it--I don't remember.

>>6663495
Minor nitpick-Have It Your Way is BK, not McD's.

Jack needs to be somewhere just above Carlito. He's running from -something,- and has his fingers in just about anything to try to find how to keep his head above the water. There's only one or two things he does well, and he knows it-but he can't stop now, because everyone else will catch up.

Perhaps the face under the mask tells why, exactly, he's acting that way. It could be an acid-oozed ruin. It could be life support, to keep his solitary lung working. Hell, for all we know, it could be his -real head-, stuffed with enough computer tech to keep a very simple AI working.

But he can sometimes be seen to be rubbing the cracks, and whatever's inside, he doesn't want to be seen.

>>6663553
it's "I'm Loving It!".

>>6663542
Will /tg/ let me do more?

I don't know what's going on too much as far as the way I can stretch franchise history, but I can try.

Also, the Queen is obviously a man. Look, there's a cleft chin and an Adam's Apple. And the angle of the bust is odd (straight, not a gentle curve), meaning it's probably a toned man-chest. The Queen is a DRAG QUEEN.

>>6663581
>continued
the old one was "We love to see you smile"

Dr. Pepper, skilled underground surgeon but has a taste for too much of the finer things in life. No questions asked for any operation but just hope he isn't hopped up on anything at the moment.

John "Coke" Pemberton IV, owner, distributor, and known head of massive drug ring. Works with just about everybody and does his best to be diplomatic as possible to maximize his already insane profits.

>>6663484
I like my version of Ronald as BBEG. Not to wank myself, but I like the idea of him being disgusted of what he's wrought in the Fast Food business, and one day snapping (probably because the PCs did something plotwise to kick it off), and deciding to bring EVERYTHING down with him in some sort of unconciously-apologetic deathwish.

The final hooks for the PCs are to either kill him, and save the Market (DM's discretion from here) at the cost of greater chaos as the Golden Arches fall forever, or during the final fight to make him remember what it was like when he started working.

That second route won't last, but it would be enough for him to kick back the PCs in a plothax-run-from-the-burning/crumbling-building (his good old friends Grimace and Birdie and maybe the imaginary figment of long-dead Hamburgler), to "rebuild". Setting goes back to normal, only with McDonalds needing to fight to recover lost market share. Cue end credits.

>>6663625
What's Coke's relation to Santa Claus and families of coke-drinking polar bears?

>>6663625
Sprite and Sierra Mist need to be rival madams trying to off each other-Sprite is a kandi girl, whereas Sierra is a high-class latin lady.

Sprite thinks Sierra is behind the times, and needs to go away. Sierra finds Sprite gauche, and wants her and her music gone.

Their girls are at constant war.

Don't even get me started on Mr. Pibb. The Doctor does -not- like him.

>>6663638
>>to "rebuild". Setting goes back to normal, only with McDonalds needing to fight to recover lost market share
The Don's last words before credits? "I'm Loving It!"

>>6663653
Arctic factories with media friendly relations. How can the police touch you if the people love you?

>>6663655
Where does Wal-Mart's Sam and Sam's Choice soda rip-offs fit into this?

I think that BK and the Colonel need some more fleshing out. Yeah, the Colonel is your old-worlder, the guy who believes in honor and efficiency in his dealings, and the guy that raised Wendy... but how does he work? What's the name of his game?

And BK, while a mover and a shaker, doesn't have a whole lot of persona yet.

>>6663664
>>"I'm Loving It!"
AS HE PUTS ON SUNGLASSES? GIANT, RED, COMICAL CLOWN SUNGLASSES FROM HIS CHARRED SUIT POCKET?

SAY IT IS SO!

>>6663675
Cheap, extremely minor pimps attempting to rip off the big girls/boys' style. If Sierra or Sprite decided they were worth the trouble, they'd be dead within the week, but for the nonce they're not worth the attention.

This goes for just about all of the off-brands; with the exception of RC, who has fallen from grace and maintains only a small following. On the other hand, the IBC family downsized by choice, going for quality over quantity, and are well respected by everyone else.

>>6663692
I didn't learn too much from the History channel about BK. I was eating at the time (yes, the TV show about food history made me hungry; yes, too hungry to keep paying attention apparently).

The Colonel's start in chicken was pretty interesting though. I'm going to go read the KFC wiki article.

i Imagine ron the Don running the show as some unholy mix of the Joker and Vetinari, everyone much prefers the latter and so does he apparently, but sometimes things don't go as planed...

>>6663710
But the pimps have to be part of Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart is INVINCIBLE. They exist only because to take them out wholesale (no pun intended?), the soda franchises would have to incur the ire of the entirety of the Wal-Mart corporation, who is an important part of the legitimate sides of their profit.

>>6663542
>>6663727
Let's mix these together. Ronald is cold and a little bit off, but everyone, even as they try to steal bits and pieces of his marketshare, know that without him, everything would be absolute and uncontrollable chaos of the ensuing power vacuum and loss of a stable giant. He manages this, also addind to his depression of no longer being able to experience business gambles, but only to keep as much of what he has to himself.

His only fear is losing everything. And in the back of his mind, he knows that as he has nearly everything, he has almost nothing left to live for.

>>6663728
pfft shopping malls are small time, you local hillbillies won't stand against a global empire

>>this thread
>>epic bread
STOP MAKING ME CUM ALL OVER THIS THREAD!

I want to go eat dinner dammit. The campus is serving a special meal tonight...

I'm going to do stuff.

THIS THREAD BETTER BE ALIVE IN ~TWO HOURS.

>>6663653
russian mafia types

too bad taza never struck it big in the usa

>>6663755
So...Ronald is Akagi who lost the thrill of gambling?

People never remember the old Showbiz racket.

Rockafire Explosion started it after their third number 1 album. By then, they had already started trafficking drugs cross country... of course, they spent too much time sampling the product.

Small wonder someone like The Rat was able to edge them out of the business.

The Colonel is an old timer straight up honest businessman, to his friends... people don't mess with him and they don't ask about how he got where he is at least for long.

The King honors his word and values his friends but don't expect anything better than what you'd get for treason if you piss him off.

Most of the others are small-fries in comparison with shifting allegiances and occasional grabs for dibs but the know when to back off whele dealing with these guys. Probably they could take one of them if they banded together but the only thing they all hate more than the big-timers is each other.

The Subway boys are shady information dealers. No one knows where they live, in fact they're never even seen unless they want to be seen. With their deep knowledge of the Underground, they have their finger on the pulse of the city. Eavesdropping on businessmen's conversations, kidnapping people and dragging them into long forgotten maintenance corridors, these people can appear and disappear before you can blink an eye. There are no secrets you can possibly keep from them in their subway. The other bosses pay them to monitor high profile targets, and anyone who knows of their existence knows to never go into the subway unless you have nothing they want. The bosses only send low-level thugs as their contacts so that nothing of value can be forcibly divulged.

Ah, let's not forget the alliances.

The Colonel has quietly allied with Carlito and John Silver, each one staying to his own segment of the business, quietly using their influence to boost the others up when possible.

I'd toss Pizza Hut and A&W in there too, but they're unrepresented in this rendition.

No one knows the real name of "In-n-Out," an absurdly efficient, bible-quoting hit man operating out of the west coast. He does not do anything beyond assassinations, and he does not go out of his way for anything but the Real Deal, so if you see him on the east coast you'll know you're fucked but good.
If you see him.

>>6663755
I imagine him throwing a fit at frivolous lawsuits.
THAT'S IT! WE CANCEL CHRISTMAS!
But Sir...
BUT NOTHING! THAT GUY STILL WORKS FOR ME!

>>6663898
Stop
Your little regional outfits are penny-ante bullshit. They don't fit in the big picture.

Have you ever noticed how you never see the subway boys together at the same time? I mean... I'm not saying they're the same person or anything... dunno how that would work... but its odd, you know?

Theres a man up north, local boy from canada. Runs a lot of shit up there. They call him Tim Horton. Hes been making moves on the border recently. Hes a coffee man, but he runs things like they're small time, none of this elitist starbuck yakuza shit. He's been moving a lot of goods overseas lately. Word on the street is that he's planning something big in the drug trade.

>>6663997
>THAT'S TIM HORTON. SECOND MOST POWERFUL MAN IN CANADA. NOW, WORD ON THE STREET IS, HE'S GOT THE MINERALS TO BE TOP DOG UP THERE.

"Wendy isn't seen very much, rumors are she's up in Canada with that new Horton guy... Tom, or Tim or something? He's apparently pretty big up there, but The Don doesn't worry... Says he's doing it all wrong..." - Grimmace

RAN
RAN
ROOOOO

What have you motherfuckers done to my empire while I was in prison?

>>6664052
You, old man, are small time.

Starbucks should need to be represented in this

>>6664106
YOU ARE ALL BABIES

Archive?

>>6664402

Starbucks are members of a drug syndicate, they are big time. There is at least one on every street corner.

>>6664776
Starbucks and the coffee houses are the yakuza. Bunch of elitists who do things their own way and think they're better than everyone else because they have a long tradition.

>>6663959
I like this idea and wish to hear moar

>>6664052
What the hell were you doing in prison, Big Bo--I mean, Big Man?

>>6664049
Oh yeah?

RAN RAN RUU THIS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoIrB3k_teE

>>6664934

Sorry, I didn't catch that. What did you just start to call me there?

I sort of dislike how you guys are making the King too nice.

I want to add to his character that he has MASSIVE ego problems under his nice/happy businessman face. He doesn't make a name like "The King" without something like that. That can be his character flaw.

>>6664989
Big...BOSS. Yeah. I was about to say "Boss".

Sorry Big Man...I didn' mean nuttin'...

>>6664934
>>6664989
>>6665047
>>6664052
Not OP, but I like where this is headed. OP should make Big Boy-just-out-of-prison some sort of optional boss for his setting, if Ronald McDonald is the final BBEG.

>>6665012
Man, I've heard the king is some kind of crazy stalker. You always see him when you least expect him, but if you do see him then his smiling face is the last thing you ever see.

>>6665012
"You respect THE KING, the King respects you. He lets you have it your way."

"You don't? He gets to make YOU his way."

"He likes it flame-broiled, you get my drift, don'chu bub?"

>>6665047

...you're so full of shit. You were gonna call me that name again, weren't you? That fucking name!

I'M NOT A FUCKING CHILD!

So... who is the rat for the FBI?

>>6656019
At least one person here NEEDS to be a cannibal. This setting is just ASKING for it. It's cliche, but it NEEDS to be done.

WHO?

Let's be crazy and unexpected and let it be Wendy. She can't make such cheap and delicious burgers and chicken nuggets long before The Don came out with the Dollar Menu without having some sort of secret...

>>6665165

"Timmy" Hortons.

>>6665165
It's none of them (the OP characters). They're dug-in franchise bosses.

The PCs would be the FBI-rats. As an optional side-plot, the PCs can either choose to dangerously side with the FBI for fame and glory, or to fall into the dirty, grimdark, and INSANE world of the Fast Food underbelly.

>>6665167

Eh. Maybe Jack, since he's the best crazy one. But it's kind of unnecessary.

Unless...no. Chuck E. Cheese. >>6657130

>>6665165

Maybe the Colonel? He's civilized enough, and seems like the least horrible person.

>>6665012
But hes not really nice. Hes the most treacherous bastard in the business. He'll be your best pal and fuck your girlfriend at the same time.

>>6665180
TIMMY HORTONS WOULD NEVER RAT YOU FUCKER, HE MAKES GREAT COFFE THROUGH ALL LEGAL MEANS, FUCK YOU.

>>6665167
Then Panda should be the one the PCs seem to believe is the cannibal, due to racial and cultural stereotyping, and Panda's love of "exotic Chinese medicine and practice".

Then sidetrack them, only to let them find out its Wendy if they're smart enough to not pin it on Cherng.

Of course, even if they do figure out it's Wendy, this setting more or less says that she's untouchable personally. The PCs can get her to stop putting "Soylent Green" in the burgers, but they can't stop Wendy from having it on her own.

>>6665201
>>he's the best crazy one
That's why he can't be the cannibal. He's so off-kilter, it probably can't even occur to him. He thinks "only crazy people" eat other people, as he himself is lining his party hat with tin-foil to magnify his "psychic powers".

No one mentioned these guys?

>>6665210

Don't worry dude, it is only Starbucks shit talk. They are already worried with the Don moving into their turf so they hope to get ride of another competitor quickly.

>>6665201
People keep saying jack is crazy but I figured he'd be the professional Enforcer/axeman. Like Leon but with a bone to pick because of the failed hit attempt.

>>6665217
>>Of course, even if they do figure out it's Wendy, this setting more or less says that she's untouchable personally. The PCs can get her to stop putting "Soylent Green" in the burgers, but they can't stop Wendy from having it on her own

I like this setting facet.

Rule: Bosses don't get hit, unless it's a MAJOR plot point.
You can get bosses to stop their business plan (through force or diplomacy/favors), but you can't take down the franchise entirely a la Black Lagoon.

>>6665167

Dr. Pepper.

"He was lying there, dead on the table. He had eaten so much...he'd practically already been salted and larded by all the burgers. And I guess my curiosity just got the best of me. It really is quite delicious, human flesh. Rather like pork. Did you know it is called 'long pig' by those foreign cultures which incorporate it into their regular dietary habits? It's true. Not that you'll figure that out, of course.

I certainly hope you haven't been dieting lately. That'd make this quite disappointing."

>>6665242
BECAUSE WE'RE AT CRITICAL MASS, MAN.

WE HAVEN'T EVEN DESIGNED COMPLETE STORIES FOR THE OP CHARACTERS.

YES, THERE ARE LOTS OF FRANCHISES, BUT /tg/ CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE, CAP'N.

Don't forget Duncan aka "Donuts", while he may not have much territory he has a ton of clout. Why? He has a hold on all the cops, there are always goddamn cops at his place.

>>6665266

*slurpslurpslurpslurpslurp*

>>6665254

Well, bosses don't order hits on other bosses. It'd be insane. Doesn't mean the PCs won't try though...

>>6665217
>>6665201
>>6665167
I figured cannibalism would be kind of for everyone except maybe the colonel. When you've got alot of dead bodies around and your business hinges on indistinguishable ground "meat" its not a big leap of logic for a criminal.

>>6665266
Let's ignore the Soda-factions for now in this setting. Stick to the big players in the OP pic.

That many bosses is about half a year's worth of good sessions and plots with multiple-mini campaigns in a single setting before they get to Ronald McDonald himself.

More characters will make this too heady to handle. We have to establish the setting fully with the other characters first.

>>6665273
WE CAN TAKE IT

OUR BODY CAN HANDLE IT

>>6665306
That's the thing. That's just a "stereotype". That sort of thinking would hurt business BIG TIME. It's an urban legend and joke, which the bosses absolutely HATE.

And Wendy just holds onto her poker face, as she has a "ham sandwich" during "business lunch" with the PC, explaining the above.

>>6665323
AFTER everybody in the OP gets a story. Only then. Or else you're not getting a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas.

>>6665242

One of those at my university.

>>6665329
For the high-fat diet humans eat today, I'm guessing that dry-cured ham a la prociutto made from human leg would be very similar...

That's how pigs for prociutto are supposed to be traditonally fed...the fat and whey left over from Parmasean cheesemaking.

>>6665310

I never thought the soda guys made good bosses, just interesting NPCs, enforcers, and the like. Dr. Pepper's a surgeon/torture expert. Anyone can hire him. Same with the other soda guys.

>>6664030

"Nobody fucks with Tim up there. He's got the cops in a to-go bag and all the Timmy Hoes eatin' outta his sack, you know what I'm saying?" - Jared

QUALITY CHECK, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Ronald McDonald + Friends: Totally good.
The King: Has something...but not much. Needs a serious finishing, not waffling-about.
Everybody else: More or less nothing.

I like the little parts about Panda Cherng and Pan-Pan though.

>>6665266
"Pibb? PIBB? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MENTION THAT NAME! Fucking bastard! Started out as a back-alley abortionist, you get that shit? When they legalized it, he moved on to pulling out bullets.

Me? I fucking -earned- my degree, and that little shit just picks up little bits and pieces-a little horse doping here, a few bullets outta some punk there...and then he goes and calls himself better because he doesn't drink!

All I know is, some things are better unmarinated...now, g'wan and get out of here. You've caught me in a good mood; keep it good or you're dead meat."

Two words, /tg/:

President's Choice.

>>6665366
Yeah, but even then they're still just side-NPCs.

The Bosses NEED to be defined first for this setting to work properly. They make this setting FUNCTION. They're the pop culture icons you've known since birth, now bloody and grimy mob leaders behind that $1 made-to-order burger you eat after waiting less than five minutes for.

>>6665407
>Everybody else: More or less nothing.

The fuck you say? Have you even read the whole thread?

>>6665407

The King: he got his start as an accountant or banker somewhere, and his slide into crime was astonishingly simple. He was such a greedy opportunist that it wasn't long before he was embezzling millions in ways nobody'd ever thought of, selling market information to the highest bidder, and gathering information on everyone and everything he could. Soon he created a number of restaurants to serve as various fronts--money laundering being the main one. Seeing the Don's success, he realized he could one-up the clown if he pushed for it. He acts like he already has--he adopted the moniker "the King," after all, arrogant fuck that he is. But he hasn't yet, after years of trying, and now it's pissing him off. Now he's in it not only to make money (and BOY does he) but also to out-shine the one guy who beats him without even trying. That. Fucking. Clown.

Colonel Sanders: While he doesn't much give a damn about the food he makes, he's still the closest to civilized in the whole bunch. He sees the King, dapper as fuck with his fancy clothes and waxed mustache, and chuckles to himself. The King is a fake, a fraud, but the Colonel is the REAL gentleman. Killing is something he finds most distasteful, almost as bad as betrayal. The Colonel doesn't turn in his allies. But that doesn't mean he won't do the same for his enemies. Oh no. See, the Colonel's with the FBI now, not that anyone knows that. He plays everything real close to the chest these days, since friends are so few and far between. Hell, ever since Dave died, and Wendy grew so distant from everything, the closest thing to a friend is the Queen. And damn, there's a woman with class! Colonel likes her. He's not the sort to lust after her; while he certainly appreciates her body, he's not gonna make a move in Dave's memory.

bump

Fuck are we autosaging? Link to the new thread?

>>6665466
You read it. After that one dudes Ronald story, everyting else is nothing more than just quirks and DC 10-15 Knowledge checks.

When you build a setting around characters, you better make sure everybody has a defined-enough personality for you to let you know what they do and how they react when the wildcard PCs are in action.

>>6665581
>>the Queen.
>>And damn, there's a woman with class!
>>a woman

...

>>6663587

...

It's a DAMN GOOD thing that the Colonel seems to have a courtly love for "her".

God damn I really want to throw supermarket mafias into the mix just to see whether Tesco (""Every little helps"? Understatement of the century!") or Asda (""That's Asda price"? More like "That's your price" and they know it. Give them 5 minutes in a room with a guy and they know exactly how much he would need to be paid to kill his own grandma. Then they'd try and haggle him down too, the bastards...") would fare against the fast food mafias.

>>6665757
Link to the new thread

New Thread:
>>6665757