You consume your wake up pills, to wake you up and properly begin your day. Please suggest an actions.

Food pills are essential to get through the day.

Take the rest of them while I'm at it. Just turn all the bottles upside down into my face.

We need to take a relaxing pill.

Work has been hard.

>>6704443
Consume breakfast pills and tooth-cleaning pills.

I power on hard and check my messages
But I don't have any messages

>>6704437
>>6704443
Are you thinking of the same thing that >>6704461 is thinking of? Because I am.

Masturbate furiously.

>>6704452
Oh no when you overdose they don't give you more and that is no no no good.

Food pills are good. You take your cereal pills with milk.

mix up your day and take those breakfast and tooth cleaning pills the suppository way

take a few of the relaxation pills, put them in a bowl and crush them with another bowl or drinking cup with a flat bottom surface, for easy grinding. Then, we dunk the powder on a piece of rolling paper or toilet paper, and wrap it up a lil, and then swallow it like a pill. Fuck all this time release crap, we're gonna be trippin RIGHT NOW

Here, your soundtrack:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knzMFC6s4Bw

>>6704477

Okay. Now take your SUPERPOWER pills.

Is your name Louis.

>>6704477
Clean teeth and shower, unless we have a cleanliness pill. Then get ready to take the bus to work or school or whatever we're off to. We don't want to have to take an arrived-at-destination-late pill, those ones always taste nasty!

PEEELZ HERE

You ran out of Flying pills so you take your Superstrength pills for super strength and lifting big things. Superpower pills are your favorite, other than the rest of your pills.

>>6704522
Move the earth so that you end up at work, so you can take your work pill.

Of course you need to take your work pill and you need to be at work to take your work pill so you move work to you so you can work at work to work there today.

sure is Jonathan Coultan in here

>>6704562
take a work pill and work, or, alternatively, take a skiving pill and skive.

Take a rock and rock on.

What wonderful work. Let's take a stairs pill and then go the right floor.

You take your work pills and go into work mode so you can work at work and work the workings of work. Yes.

Oh yes. It is Monster Day. There are monsters at work today.

>>6704619
SHITSHITSHI–we forgot our monster pill!

>>6704619
Take your enlarge person pill and your sword pill.

>>6704619

You took your SUPERPOWER pills, remember? Beat up the monsters!

>>6704619

What pills do we have on us?

Because monster pills are good.

Take another superstrength pill and punch it.

Maybe it knows where some monster pills are.

>>6704639
>and sword pill.

Viagra?

How about a shut the fuck up with these quest threads especially those on the subject of which you know nothing of.
Do we have a bottle or two of those?

I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me
I take a wake up pill and fill with energy
I power on hard and I check my messages
But I don't have any messages
I take a driving pill and head to my car
I drive around a bit cuz work isn't very far
I call my phone and I check my messages
But I don't have any messages

All I know is driving on drugs feels better when they're prescription
All I know is the world looks beautiful, the world looks so damn beautiful

And I feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now.
And I feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now.

Work is anything but quiet these days
I try to medicate my concentration haze
I can feel the day unfold in front of me
So I take the stairs and hit the gym
The phone is ringing when I get to my desk
What was a stinging's now a sharp pain in my chest
So I take a Calminex and just chill
And then it's time for lunch again

All I know is work is easy when you don't stress out about deadlines
All I know is I take my medicine I always take my medicine

And I feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now.
And I feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now.

Sometimes I'd like to slow things down
Enjoy the moment
But when I look the moment's gone

>>6704680
Cooooulton

>>6704680


Work is over but I can't stay to work late
Got to leave and get ready for my second date
With a pretty girl that I met at the pharmacy
Right in the prescription line
I take a pill for my social anxiety
I get a table and a nice bottle of chablis
Now it's getting late and there's still no sign of her
I have another glass of wine

>>6704461
im mad that i was AFK while you were in this thread and thus beat me to it.

>>6704687

All I know is the wine lasts longer when you don't gotta share it with someone
All I know is my steak tastes better when I take my steak tastes better pill

And I feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now.
And I feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now.

>We forgot our monster pill!
Too bad we remembered our Enlarge pill instead!

>What pills do we have on us?
Everything. You need every pill for every situation so you can pill the situation away so that is what you have on hand.

Take your rape pill.

>>6704692
Lets go to our desk and do some pill counting.

Also; do we have a pill pill?

>>6704692

If there is any downtime at work, we should use a remote viewing pill to look at naked chicks.

>>6704711
Take our Porn Pill; aren't those restricted?

You go to your desk and take your pill pill to help you count your pills. You need the help, because you have more pills than you can count! Its a good thing you had your pill pill to tell you that.

>>6704734
Take our robot servant pill so we don't have to work. Then take some more enlarge pills, but before those, take our "all pills in the next 5 minutes affect your penis" pill

>>6704732

perhaps.

Well, time to get down to business. Do work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knzMFC6s4Bw

You take your "all pills affect your penis pill," then you get a phone call so you take the call because that is your job but then you remembered your robot servant pill so you take that so it can answer the phone for you and oops.

>>6704772

Better make sure to not take any boob pills, smart aleck pills, or angry at huge ass humans pills.

Because then your penis will be very confusing.

>>6704772
Take your enlarge pills now!

>>6704679

>of which you know nothing of

Take your laser pill. Use your penis as a laser sword.

OD ON ENLARGE PILLS

You take your enlarge pills, and your... what were you supposed to... boob pills? Your head is getting fuzzy from all these pills.

Do we have any flaming homosexual pills?

Because that would be fabulous.

>>6704843

>>6704843
take sex change pill

You take your sex change pill and watch as your rob becomes a hole.

Well that was unusual.

>animated

>>6704950
Climb inside!

>>6704950
Take your "Everything Back To Normal" pill.

>>6704950

We need to take a better hair style pill.

Lets take a cute and sexy pill. we don't feel nearly girly enough. guess the sex change pill doesnt quite do enough, huh?

You take the Hairstyle Pill - Afro Model!

>>6704994

We need to take some summoning pills.

>>6704994
Take your On-A-Boat pill.

>>6704994
Take your Groove pill and get dancin'.

You take your sexy pill to obtain dem hips and dat hourglass and then your boat pill because no afro is complete with a boat and you love boats boats are so wonderful.

>>6705011
Groove pill, oh yeah.

>>6705032

How are the monsters doing?

We might need a pill for that.

"SONS OF THE GODS
TODAY WE SHALL DIE
OPEN VAHALLAS DOOR
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN
WITH SWORDS IN THE WIND
HAIL GODS OF WAR!!" -pill.

rolled 19, 12 = 31

Thread music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zidiWe9yq88

It suddenly occurs to you that you have some Rollerskate Disco pills.

>>6705050
HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL

Take a higgs boson pill

What monsters. You are pretty sure you are not sure what you are talking about. But then you never really know what you are talking about because that is what your talking to yourself pill is for and you didn't take that today.

>>6705084

Shit, high school must have been tough, being the forgetful girl and all.

>>6705092
Yes yes, you were always so forgetful. The other girls in your class always mocked you for it. You always felt rather down about it. But that is okay because you have happiness pills.

This thread is Fantastic.

>>6705123
Take the Viking pill.

>>6705123

You know what happiness means?

You require dickings.

Better take a pill for that.

>>6705123
They make you so happy.

TAKE THE SUPPOSITORY PILL

>>6705135
This. Unless the thread's about to end.

>>6705144

Wait, I think we might be a robot with false memories.

Better take a pill for that.

Being a terminator sucks.

Take the double take pill, then take a double take pill while you're double taking then take a double take pill while you're double taking.

You take your Viking pill! You are now a Viking on a boat and that is like the best thing ever.

Take a Higgs Boson pill!

>>6705192
YES! Find something to rape and/or pillage!

Take the age regression pill

>>6705209
>Take a Higgs Bosum pill!
FTFY

>>6705192

It must have been hard being a Viking what with the people resisting the rapin' and pillagin' seriously it's what Vikings do.

>>6705213
This, then go back to highschool and get your social revenge.

Take the BECOME A PILL PILL.

You take the Higgs Boson pill, removing all your Higgs Boson particles and allowing you to travel at the speed of light so that is what you do. At the speed of light the viking girl with an afro goes through the stars.

Take a chill pill, broski. You need to calm down and get your head on straight.

>>6705258

I think we should take the Flux Capacitor pill.

Travelin' through time using 1.21 Jiggawatts!

Thread Music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qKPYUysBOM

Fuck yes. Lets go find some aliens and feed them some lesbian hooker pills. don't take any yourself though. that would be awkward.

You take a chill pill somewhere around pluto.

>>6705294

Take a make pluto a planet pill.

pluto is now large.

>>6705294

What happened to work? Don't we have a project to get done?

>>6705309

What work, we have always been a viking afro girl on pluto?

There are no jobs in space as not many people live there.

>>6705294
>pluto in a matter of seconds
>speed of light

There is a flaw in your logic sir.

>>6705330

Clearly we took a speed of light is faster around us pill Duh

Ok, thats enough chilling. Lets take the 'make life on whatever planet we're on pill'

>>6705353
this, after taking the "make pluto a planet" pill

You feed Pluto your Now A Planet pill and it quickly becomes a planet and this makes you happy. You have always been an afrogirl viking and always will be.

>>pluto in a matter of seconds
>speed of light
I see at least three minutes between those posts. The speed of light may take a few hours in real life good sir but your pills are very good at what they do.

>>6705330
we went around because pluto isnt far.
also
take your medicine.

>>6705378
>hours

You mean years, right?

>>6705378

Now time to add life to this planet of pluto who has always been a planet and soon will have always had life.

Better not seed the grope trees.

have a mead tastes better pill
Have a flagon of mead.

>>6705391

>better seed the rape trees

take a buxomize pill

You plant your Make Life pill and Pluto begins to grow water and an atmosphere

>>6705385

You need take a getting into the spirit of the quest pill,did you take your no artistic license pill up your butt because nobody loves you?

Take a 'populate pluto with hermaphroditic hookers' pill

and then the ground sprouts out of fucking nowhere and whoa this is kinda cool and

Gnome, this is awesome. Just saying. Cudos.

oh now there is plant life this is kinda neat.

...I think its done though.

Why is our boat not in the water?

take a fucking buxomize pill

pop an asexual reproduction pill. We'll single handidly populate this world with ourselves

>>6705429

Because boats are always never in water seriously man.

Oh, can we get a love interest? Viking Girls need love otherwise they can't pillage as well as loved Viking Girls.

>>6705428

Wait....

IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG

>>6705439
YES! A PLANET OF VIKINGS!

take our sentient life pill and give birth to some things we can wage war with.

>>6705455
BLOOD AND THUNDER!!!

>>6705455
Then we should give it a proper name.

>>6705462
VICTORY AT SEA!

Have we had our pill of pills yet?

You take your buxomise and mitosis pills. These are getting really uncomfortable.

Oh my!

>>6705463
Valhala?

The mitosis pill has begun to take effect.

My own clone! etc.

inb4 just a dream or hallucinating while overdosing

Wait for the offspring to split from you. Begin totally making out.

This is my fetish.

Pop back a lesbian tendancies pill

>>6705511
Why wait

>>6705544
TARDIS pill.

>>6705544
now create hundreds more of 'em give em pills

now you have 100 clone army

go rape and pillage some aliens

>>6705544
I came.

>>6705544
hot.

Now this >>6705576

we want this whole planet populated with us!

Take your deity pill

You run out of Mitosis pills after about 4 of you.

>>6705621
Viking pill them up.

You mean to say that the mitosis pill doesnt grant permanent mitosis? lame. Best do this the old fashioned way then. Take a Futanari pill and start making babies.

Crap, do we have any "Spawn more Mitosis Pills" pills? Or Wild Card Pills?

If not, go on with sharing a few viking pills. Not all of them, though -- never know when you'll need to take more for yourself.

>>6705646
Better yet, give them hermaphrodite pills and 'super speed up the rate at which they can populate this planet' pills.

Take dwarf pill
FOR THE LOVE OF DORFS TAKE DORF PILL

Give one of them a supersmart engineer pill. have her start building houses and shit. Viking style.

>>6705621

Well, lets get our 4 twin sisters clothing or something.

and get one of them to make us a sammich pill.

4 Viking pills and one Futa pill later...

Feed them the obediant servant pills. Make sure we don't take any ourselves.

>>6705698
now lets get busy populating this planet. Take a super fertility pill.

>>6705698

Damn viking highschool was really ackward what with having a penis and boobs.

Puprety was really tought.

>>6705680
>>6705673
>>6705681
>>6705699
>>6705708
You give one twin a DORF pill. You give one twin an ENGY pill. You give one twin a MAID pill. You give one twin a WAIFU pill. You give yourself a SUPER FERTILITY pill.

>>6705717
It wasn't that bad. Masturbating was awesome.

Fuck yes. You are the greatest pluto viking harem ever!

>>6705771
I believe it is time for everyone to take a DISCO DANCING PILL!

>>6705791
ENGY build DISCO CLUB.

DISCO PLUTO VIKINGS GO.

>>6705771

Fair enough, at least you had it better then the breaded twin.

>>6705810
mmm... breaded twin...

Have the maid start practicing martial arts. Combat viking maid is yes.

Gnome, I love you.

>>6705817

I'm going to assume you know what I mean.

Also, make waifu an elf.

You take the Disco Pill.

>animated

fuck yes dance party

Tell the Engy You to construct two fortresses, separated by a bridge over a river. The fortresses must be exact copies of each other, only mirrored.

Then take an 8-bit pill.

Get the other girls in on this. The Disco cannot be denied.

>>6705865
Use the power of Disco to impregnate the remaining girls, then give them quick-birth pills.

>>6705915
This. A thousand times this. Then make ready the quick growth pills.

You give your Maid the I Know Kung Fu pill, and give your Waifu the Elf pill. Engy has built a castle. Dorf has begun mining operations. And you are the supreme ruler of Pluto.

Your Plutonian fortress is now unassailable. You quickly get the wives reproducing. Your kingdom is at hand.

Take a pill to turn yourself into the BBEG.

>>6705979

Let's conquer the SUN!

I think it's time for an UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST.
Take the "WHAT A TWEEEST" pill.

>>6705997

MINE THE SKY AND FORGE THE EMPIRE OF A MILLION SUNS!

>>6705997
Conquer? Just give everyone pills so they can survive on the sun and then give Pluto a Now A Star pill!

>>6705979
Paint one fortress red, and the other blue, as to be able to tell them apart.

>>6706000
No you fool that would make us wake up from a drug induced dream back at work!

You take the WHAT A TWEEST pill...

>>6706030
It wouldn't be a very good "What A Twist" pill if you saw it coming.

Now declare holy viking war against the fools on earth!

Take the blue pill.. or wait
No take the red pill!

..."And that is why I want to be a pharmartist when I grow up, so I can make fantastic things like that and be all awesome!"

The class laughs loudly. You are forced into counseling the next day. They prescribe a few medications for you, to help you get through the days...

Timmy,
See me after class.
- Mr. Robertson.

>>6706169
Agree'd the kid is fucked up
Wanting to become a busty female viking that can sexually reproduce
Also deja vu
also deja vu of me saying deja vu

oh shit! is than an elipsis followed by a questionmark?

WHAT A TWEEEST

What medicines do they prescribe? Plutoviking pills?

Good show Gnome. Good show.
Thered best be a continuation of this some day though.

>>6706028
Shit... I wasn't fast enough. I was going to suggest painting one blue and one orville.

rolled 8, 12, 8 = 28

Is that gnome's tripcode?

>>6706204
This is complete. It needs no more.

>>6706217
Yes, it is also his... trademark artstyle.

>>6706215

I see what you did there

>>6706217
I believe so, but regardless, it's his art.

What a tweeeest, good job Gnome. I'm surprised I could cry this much from laughing.

rolled 9, 15, 19 = 43

I can't see how this this would continue.

>>6706221
bull. it always needs more. At least a spiritual successor of some kind.

Hell, I just want female space vikings from pluto invading earth with superpills.

>>6706222
I assume that's intended to be an insult directed to the simplicity of his art. Note that art in quests which require a longer period of time is much more detailed and better in general.

rolled 7, 5, 20 = 32

>>6706246
Silly things become serious if they go on too long.

>>6706254
I am ok with this.

>>6706222
>>6706230
Its just my quick artstyle. I can do slightly better, but it takes about an hour instead of mere moments.

I for one hope that this winds up going for 60+ sessions like dorfquest did. Because goddamn I loved dorfquest and this has fucking potential.

>>6706271
I know and we still love you. You should draw more lingerie.

rolled 13, 20, 16 = 49

>>6706271
Which quest is this from?

>>6706271
Gnome why are you doing here?!

Its not safe to leave tgchan!

>>6706334
My latest, Apocalyption.

http://www2.tgchan.org/wiki/Apoc

>>6706362
Well Wake Up Dreaming is newer than Apoc :V

>>6706441
Shhhhhh. Apoc is longer.

you should branch out like this more often gnome

Incidentally, any plans for more Apocalyption in the near future?

>>6706540
He really does do alot of oneshots if you're paying attention.

rolled 19, 2, 5 = 26

>>6706352
Because silly things belong with silly people.

>>6706551
Yes I do. http://www2.tgchan.org/wiki/Gnome

So many quests.

>>6706187
>Wanting to become a busty female viking that can sexually reproduce

Suddenly /tg/ makes so much more sense.

>>6706665
Take the "update Apocalyption" pill.

>>6706254
Or, alternatively, they become Shortpacked.

Pill Popper Quest is hilarious. One of the best by Gnome.

>>6706665
wow. I had no idea you did so many. Guess I'll have to put off studying for another night.

.... Gnome.... on /tg/... and not /tg/chan? I missed you man. I missed you so much.

>>6706551
What I mean is he should do stuff like this on 4chn more often.

>>6706876

Hey, as long as Gnome is quest runnah and silly artin', I don't care where he does it

polite sage

>>6706665
I appear to have missed shambles. I just read it. Now I'm sad.

>>6706159
man, if this is wrong than i dont want to be right.