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  • File : 1258967248.jpg-(13 KB, 512x384, AkuLookDown.jpg)
    13 KB Aku 11/23/09(Mon)04:07 No.6828109  
    FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS OF /tg/! It is I, AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS! THE SHOGUN OF SORROW!

    And, apparently, the Patron God of Orphaned Revenge. Hmm.

    I...I require your assistance.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:08 No.6828120
    We gotta roll your stats too?
    >> Juba, the Baghdad Sniper !8Y5NEjyZ5k 11/23/09(Mon)04:08 No.6828125
    In what fashion, and for what price?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:09 No.6828127
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    >>6828109
    Or give an image of you in female form?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:09 No.6828135
    For a long time I thought the character in op's pic was a little gremlin with arms outstretched because he wanted a hug.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:10 No.6828143
    /co/ here

    /tg/! DONT HELP THIS EVIL CREATURE OR WAR WILL BE APON YOU
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:11 No.6828164
    >>6828143
    You lost me.

    Enlighten us with valid arguments please.
    >> Juba, the Baghdad Sniper !8Y5NEjyZ5k 11/23/09(Mon)04:11 No.6828166
    >>6828143
    He hasn't even told us what he wants yet, fuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:12 No.6828169
    >>6828120
    I know we rolled the stats already for Jack and his Scottish friend.
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)04:12 No.6828179
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    >>6828120

    PAHAHAHAHAHA! The thought that your pathetic "stats" could capture my MIGHT and GLORY is laughable! No, I require assistance of a more...personal nature.

    >>6828125

    Should your assistance prove useful, priceless jewels will RAIN DOWN upon you!

    You see...some time ago, I...let us say, acquired...a human child. She has...grown on me, and has taken the name Aki!

    However, recently she has been referencing some sort of...HUMAN CUSTOM known as the Giving of Thanks. I am unfamiliar with your human hol-ee-days, and Aki MUST NOT be disappointed!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:13 No.6828190
    I'm going to bed, /tg/. I expect this thread to be on sup/tg/ in the morning. Please do not disappoint me.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:15 No.6828201
    >>6828190
    Only if it's epic enough.
    >> Juba, the Baghdad Sniper !8Y5NEjyZ5k 11/23/09(Mon)04:16 No.6828208
    >>6828179
    Oh shit brosef we can handle that.
    Though i don't know what that has to do with traditional games. Except for that fact that /tg/ will do anything for an adorable little girl.

    Thankgiving is a giant feast in honor of george washington, god of turkey. On the first thanksgiving, george washington with his mighty axe, riding a giant turkey, killed all the native americans. And so, to celebrate the holiday, you kill and eat several large animals, as well as all manner of plants (potatoes of many varieties are popular) usually in the company of mighty warriors.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:18 No.6828218
    >>6828208
    Sounds about right. Though, I recall something about oxen.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:20 No.6828236
    >>6828208
    I think he came to us since we are the ones who saddled him with and helped teach Aki to be evil.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:20 No.6828237
    >>6828218

    Wasn't that because there were oxen with the pilgrims he saved?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:20 No.6828239
    >>6828218
    What about the bear jousts between one man dressed as a pilgrim and the other as a red coat?
    >> Ellipsis... 11/23/09(Mon)04:21 No.6828244
    >>6828208
    Large quantities of mead are consumed as well. Games and feats of strength, agility and general manliness are expected of the men, and feats of cunning, dexterity and poise expected of the woman.

    Lord Aku you must teach Aki the art of the Ninja, the prowess of a master tactician and most importantly, the fine art of the Ballroom Dance, and all in 4 short days!
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)04:21 No.6828251
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    Warrior...large animal...oxen...po-tay-toes...

    What kind of 'large animals' do you humans feast upon for this tradition?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:22 No.6828262
    >>6828208
    >don't know what that has to do with traditionsal games
    >/tg/
    >ThanksGiving
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:22 No.6828266
    >>6828251
    Bald eagles and Italian elephants. Though the Italian elephants may be hard to come by, seeing as a very dapper gentleman with a fine beard and moustache by the name of Hubert put them to extinction with his own bare hands in the 20's.
    >> Juba, the Baghdad Sniper !8Y5NEjyZ5k 11/23/09(Mon)04:22 No.6828267
    >>6828179
    Also:
    Aku, Shapeshifting Master of Darkness.
    Chaotic Evil Outsider.
    Level 40 Generalist Wizard (Archmage)/Druid Gestalt.

    Str: 30
    Dex: 18
    Con: 46
    Int 60
    Wis 30
    Cha 30

    Notable Feats:
    Spell mastery
    Natural Spell
    Spellcasting Prodigy (Int)
    Spellcasting Prodigy (Wis)
    Improved Toughness
    Diehard.
    Epic Spellcasting
    All Wild Shape Feats
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:23 No.6828270
    >>6828251
    At least one whale. And Aki will be sorely disappointed if you don't have the traditional cheddar peppers!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:25 No.6828286
    >>6828270
    A honey glaze on that whale is a good idea as well.
    >> Juba, the Baghdad Sniper !8Y5NEjyZ5k 11/23/09(Mon)04:26 No.6828292
    >>6828251
    The aformentioned elephants, bald eagles, and whale. In recent years the elephant is replaced with a boar (or 3)
    Also cows, chickens, ducks, and pigs in poorer regions.

    >>6828270
    God help you if you forget the cheddar peppers.
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)04:26 No.6828293
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    Your human traditions must be very important to you to go to such lengths to accomplish and immortalize them.

    >>6828270
    Cheddar...peppers. Very well!

    >>6828244
    Games, even? The way Aki spoke of it, I did not expect it to involve a veritable festival of activity...
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:26 No.6828294
    >>6828286
    Indeed but make sure to cook it at 350 or the glaze will burn before the blubber gets nice and juicy.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:27 No.6828301
    >>6828107
    please stop spamming AnonTalk .com thanks
    >> BROther Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!h0s0sLzn6uv 11/23/09(Mon)04:27 No.6828304
    Oh god, I remember that thread. Epic, to say the least.

    As far as you go, Aku, just make sure to have a large feast of epic proportions, fit for your dark reign prepared. You know, really splurge. And hell, give your servants the day off. Most of them, anyways. There's really nothing for the Master of Darkness to give thanks for, beyond your adopted daughter, mind you, but still give thanks nonetheless. Have a yearly custom, and stick to it. Mine is to eat until I can't eat any more, eat some more, and watch football until I pass out, then wake up and eat a little more. Maybe you could go out on the town with Aki, flaunt your power a bit. If Jack shows up, casually dismiss him, call a truce, or whatever. And we even did this sort of thing during WW2, so you can all have a day off. Fun family times.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:28 No.6828312
    >>6828293
    You must remember the Feats of Strength! The head of the household (which I would assume is you, glorious Lord Aku) must challenge a guest to a bout of wrestling, whereby the holiday may only be considered complete when the challenged has wrestled the head of the household to the floor.
    >> Juba, the Baghdad Sniper !8Y5NEjyZ5k 11/23/09(Mon)04:28 No.6828318
    >>6828293
    >Your human traditions must be very important to you to go to such lengths to accomplish and immortalize them.
    Hell, if you think tihs is elaborate, you better start preparing for christmas NOW.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)04:29 No.6828323
    >>6828109
    Hey uncle Aku, good to see you again! It seems that these guys have given you some good advice about Thanksgiving.

    How have things been going with you and Aki lately?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:29 No.6828328
    >>6828301
    Shut it, spambot, the big men are talking.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:30 No.6828330
    >>6828304
    >and watch football until I pass out
    He's still asking about the cheddar peppers and whale glaze, don't even start on football yet.
    >> Juba, the Baghdad Sniper !8Y5NEjyZ5k 11/23/09(Mon)04:30 No.6828335
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    >>6828328
    >Talking to a spambot.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:31 No.6828344
    >>6828335
    Right, forgot he's not sentient anymore.
    >> BROther Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!h0s0sLzn6uv 11/23/09(Mon)04:32 No.6828349
    >>6828344
    No, only the Suicide Girl spambot is sentient. This one can barely make it through actual spamming.
    >> STALKER 11/23/09(Mon)04:32 No.6828351
    THANK GIVING? HOW LONG DID I SLEPT?!
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)04:32 No.6828354
    Also, I'm assuming that what we are suggesting is what Thanksgiving actually is here. Otherwise Aki will be quite disappointed. And Aku wouldn't like that, I'd wager.

    But yeah, going on the assumption that this is all how it really is, good job.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:32 No.6828357
    >>6828351
    GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER
    >> Juba, the Baghdad Sniper !8Y5NEjyZ5k 11/23/09(Mon)04:33 No.6828363
    >>6828304
    >If Jack shows up, casually dismiss him, call a truce, or whatever.
    BETTER YET, INVITE HIM, AND PROVE YOUR STRENGTH BY WRESTLING HIM TO THE GROUND IN THE CUSTOMARY FEATS OF STRENGTH!
    >> STALKER 11/23/09(Mon)04:34 No.6828369
    >>6828357
    GODDAMMIT.
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)04:35 No.6828373
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    >>6828304
    Feast...give the servants the day off? Well...I suppose they can leave upon finishing the preparation of the MIGHTY FEAST for Aki and myself.

    >>6828318
    Krist-mahs? A very foreboding name for a human hol-ee-day.

    >>6828323
    Ah! The Researcher known as Sam. Yes, yes, I remember you. The mini-a-ture cloud that rains PRICELESS JEW-EHLS made it to your abode without incident, I hope?

    Her teachings go well, as do her lessons of magic. A suitable place of learning is still being decided upon for her to attend.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)04:35 No.6828374
    >>6828363
    Agreed. And since this is wrestling, no magic sword.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:35 No.6828377
    >>6828363
    And then sit down and enjoy some football with a nice warm cup of spider nog.
    >> BROther Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!h0s0sLzn6uv 11/23/09(Mon)04:36 No.6828384
    >>6828363
    EVEN BETTER! INFLATE THE TANNED SKIN OF A PIG INTO AN ELLIPSE, AND GO INTO THE BACKYARD FOR A GAME OF "BULLDOG", OR AS SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW IT, "SMEAR THE QUEER".

    Take said ball into backyard, and suddenly toss it to Jack, and while it is in midair, shout SMEAR THE QUEER and bum rush him while he's still suprised.

    Ah, memories...
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:37 No.6828394
    >>6828384
    You're thinking of Easter, dude.
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)04:37 No.6828396
    >>6828384
    >>6828377
    Don't any of you just spent your holidays burning heretics and witches? An I the only person here who appreciates that?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:38 No.6828402
    >>6828394
    I think he's planning forward.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:38 No.6828405
    >>6828396
    We're Americans, Varity, not space nazis.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)04:39 No.6828412
    >>6828373
    Well I am glad I could help! And yes, the jewel cloud arived and I now have more wealth than I know what to do with, and am living quite comfortably.

    Perhaps once you've finalized the Thanksgiving plans, we should all discuss candidates for Aki's school?
    >> STALKER 11/23/09(Mon)04:39 No.6828417
    >>6828396
    No I just spend my Holiday at the Army Warehouse area.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:40 No.6828422
    >>6828405
    Even Europeans would do the American way.

    Besides, have you seen today's gas prices lately, Varity.
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)04:41 No.6828430
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    >>6828412

    Yes, her place of schooling would be a productive topic of discussion. However, at the present time, this Giving of Thanks would appear to require more preparation than my initial belief.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:41 No.6828432
    Oh, hey Mr. Ebon Dragon.
    How has life been? I got the invitation to your wedding, I'll be sure to be there.
    Tell Adorjan I said hi, would you?
    You're a pal.
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)04:43 No.6828443
    >>6828405
    Awh, everyone can appreciate burning heretics and purging the unclean etc. Fun for the whole family!
    >>6828422
    Surely a few thousand dollars of fuel spent on an enjoyable afternoon with the family is worth the expenditure.
    >>6828417
    Actually, Thanksgiving is my birthday. Hooray me, though I often find it overshadowed by such a coincidental overlap.
    >> Abaddon 11/23/09(Mon)04:44 No.6828450
    the greatest part of said thanksgiving though is to remember that we weren't always this way, so be sure to give thanks for chaos and get me some new arms before
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)04:45 No.6828465
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    >>6828432

    FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

    I am not this "Ebon Dragon", though you are not the first to make this mistake. I am continually receiving postage meant for him.

    Get out of my palace, and take this worthless pile of paper with you.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:45 No.6828466
    >>6828417
    watch out for the blood sucker
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:46 No.6828469
    >>6828443
    We have something called freedom of religion in America. It allows me to worship Eris, Goddess of Chaos as freely as I please *and* the fundies are allowed to rage at me all they want. Though burning "heretics" is quite illegal, not protected by the Constitution.
    Though we do enjoy burning other things. Such as wood. And Mexicans.
    Oh yeah, Lord Aku, don't forget the living Thanksgiving pinata. You take a live Mexican, remove his organs, and stuff him with turkey gibblets. At midnight, you have the children hit him with sticks before giving him a dip in the deep frier.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:46 No.6828470
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    Just keep him talking...
    >> STALKER 11/23/09(Mon)04:47 No.6828476
    >>6828466
    BLOOD SUCKER?! Whe
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)04:47 No.6828480
    >>6828430
    True. Why, it is even more complicated than I remember. Kids these days, always tacking on new traditions. Ah well...

    Now, for the Italian Elephants, you have to be sure to have them cooked thoroughly, lest the center end up uncooked. Long, slow cooking would probably be best, but I'm sure your cooks are of the highest quality, and will know what to do.

    Now, some people like to have the whale stuffed with Cheddar Peppers, but some prefer to have them on the side. Given the size of the creature, it should be simple to do both, stuffing part of it and leaving other areas untouched.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)04:49 No.6828497
    >>6828469
    Such gruesome parts of the holiday are usually left for the adults though, right? *Ignores the part about children breaking it*

    Besides, you wouldn't want the kids having all the fun, would you?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:49 No.6828498
    >>6828476
    Looks like someone...
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:50 No.6828500
    >>6828476
    ...became dinner
    >> [Subject Name Here] 11/23/09(Mon)04:50 No.6828508
    >>6828500
    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:51 No.6828512
    >>6828500

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)04:51 No.6828514
    >>6828469
    Sounds like heresy to me. Eh... but what are you gonna' do I suppose. Gather your friends about and burn some Mexicans then, you can pretend they're heretics.
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)04:51 No.6828516
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    >>6828480

    Yes, yes, let me write this down...

    Elephant of Italy...cheddar peppers...outside...inside...

    What of the animal known as "turr-kee"? Aki has mentioned it several times, and I will NOT overlook ANYTHING for her first Giving of Thanks in the Palace!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:51 No.6828519
    >>6828512
    >>6828508

    YEAHmind
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:53 No.6828533
    >>6828179
    The day of Giving Thanks is the day we set aside to thank any and all supernatural beings that may have been aiding us.

    When we were new to the land we live in now, it was already inhabited by a nuerous people with ancient traditions. Instead of slaying the refugees our ancestors were, they took pity on us and allowed us a small parcel of land to live on, and pointed out which foods were healthy to eat. they turned a blind eye toward us, thinking us harmless. in time we grew strong, and slowly displaced them, until they were forced to live in small parcels of land and we controlled the entire continent. Their names are now forgotten and inconsequential. Their culture is dust and ash.

    The day is typically celebrated by gathering with clan-ates and family and partaking in the flesh of a slain bird of minimal intelligence, as well as ground roots with a particularly sweet taste, and sweetened pies made from the creamy pulp found inside large orange gourds.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:53 No.6828535
    >>6828516
    The turkey is the guest of honour, brought in on a silver chariot drawn by a pair of unicorns down a red velvet carpet. It is to be seated to the left of the head of household and is the official adjudicator should the Feats of Strength have a questionable outcome. The turkey also leads the toast and gives the Speech of Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:54 No.6828540
    >>6828516
    Similar to the eagle, it is served in lesser feasts when an eagle cannot be acquired.
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)04:54 No.6828543
    >>6828516
    I believe it is a sort of fowl indigenous to Earth. Apparently quite large, and often cooked for a substantial amount of sustenance. Also often stuffed with various other foods. I believe there was a sort of dish that contained several other foods that would be their own main courses, such as duck or chicken. I imagine such a culinary creation would be quite delicious.
    >> STALKER 11/23/09(Mon)04:54 No.6828548
    >>6828498
    >>6828500
    >>6828508
    >>6828512
    ...I..I'm not dead...yet.

    I need a medkit!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:55 No.6828552
    >>6828465
    I dunno pal, you sure seem like him.
    You're the Master of Darkness, yes? So let me ask you this, does the Master of Darkness have a shadow?
    The only person without a shadow is the true Magnificent Bastard of Bastards, the Shadow of All Things. Obviously a Shadow doesn't have his own shadow, in turn.

    Or are you saying you're NOT the Nemesis, the Most Glorious Dick, and the Ur-Antagonist?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:55 No.6828554
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    >>6828516

    Almost there...
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)04:56 No.6828562
    >>6828535
    Clearly someone got into the wine early...

    >>6828543
    This sounds about right. Thank you, Sister.
    >> [Subject Name Here] 11/23/09(Mon)04:57 No.6828571
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    >>6828548
    Sorry buddy, I'm all out.

    Hey, why is the sky turning red?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:57 No.6828572
    >>6828562
    Not wine persay...
    More like whiskey.
    And a lot of it.
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)04:58 No.6828577
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    Oh--excuse me a moment.

    >>6828554
    I think not, samoorai! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)04:58 No.6828582
    >>6828571
    >>6828548
    GET OUT OF HERE, STALKERS
    >> STALKER 11/23/09(Mon)04:58 No.6828583
    >>6828571
    Huh? OH SHIT AN EMISSSSIIIIOOOONNN*Emission'd*
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:00 No.6828607
    >>6828577
    Ha ha ha, oh man, that gets me every time...

    >>6828572
    Well, as long as you sober up in time for the feast, you'll be okay, right?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:01 No.6828613
    >>6828577

    AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- pant pant wheeze-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:02 No.6828625
    >>6828613
    I really need to turn down my speakers.
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)05:02 No.6828630
    >>6828543
    Ah, here it is: http://homecooking.about.com/od/turkeyrecipes/ss/turduckensbs.htm
    You know, now that I look at it, that does appear quite delicious... now I'm hungry...
    >>6828562
    Of course, of course.
    >>6828577
    He looks kind of evil, is that heresy? Should I be throwing myself at him with righteous fury or something? Honestly not really sure what it is.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:02 No.6828631
    >>6828607
    Hopefully.
    But then the acid is going to kick in and things'll become interesting.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:02 No.6828632
    >>6828613
    Looks like someone
    *puts glasses on*
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:03 No.6828637
    >>6828632
    ...RAN out of time.
    >> [Subject Name Here] 11/23/09(Mon)05:03 No.6828643
    >>6828583
    It's cool, here's an anti-radiation artifact. I'm tripping over them.

    Shame about the bleeding though...
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:04 No.6828650
    >>6828630
    Naw, Aku's a really cool guy. He torments Samurai Jack and doesn't afraid of anything.
    >>6828632
    DAMMIT, NOT AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:05 No.6828661
    >>6828650
    Already finished.

    Also, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:05 No.6828662
    >>6828630
    Who, the guy in white? He's some samurai dude who is trying to kill uncle Aku because he thinks he's evil or something. Which is obviously not true, as evidenced by his love and care for Aki. Aku took Aki in after her father was murdered (Her mother was dead already, presumably). So this Jack guy (The samurai) would be taking her father from her. Again.
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:05 No.6828663
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    >>6828613

    'Till we meet again, samoorai...HA HA HAAAAAAA.

    >>6828630
    So you actually -eat- the bird in question?

    Human hol-ee-days are hard...
    >> STALKER 11/23/09(Mon)05:07 No.6828683
    >>6828643
    It time like this...I..I wish for a healing power..instead of the power to build and fix everything....damn Wish Granter...
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:07 No.6828685
    >>6828663
    Yup. If you have your chefs prepare it like that website Sister Varity posted, you should be fine.
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:08 No.6828693
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    >>6828683

    BE SILENT, ALREADY!
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)05:09 No.6828696
    >>6828650
    >>6828662
    I dunno', still looks pretty heresy...
    >>6828663
    Well yes, you don't have to, but it would kind of be a waste if you didn't. Unless you simply enjoyed the time you spent cooking it, I suppose.
    >>6828685
    Or you could have others cook it. Can you even eat things? I don't really even know what an Aku is, so I'm not quite fit to be offering suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:09 No.6828699
    >>6828693
    *pew pew* laser eyes.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:10 No.6828705
    >>6828663
    You could go with my guest of honour tradition if you want, Lord Aku.
    >>6828696
    Aku is the Shapeshifting Master of Darkness, what's not to like?
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:10 No.6828709
    >>6828696
    Don't know who uncle Aku is?!?!? Here, read this:

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6725440/

    That should tell you all you need to know.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:10 No.6828710
    >>6828693
    Looks like someone...

    Nah, just kidding.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:11 No.6828719
    >>6828693
    Oh my God, they killed STALKER!
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:13 No.6828737
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    Ah! I am reminded of the previous occasion I made myself known to the mortals of /tg/...

    They desired to return to the subject of me and my daughter when more of the homosexuals of writing and drawing were present. Tell me, do we have these..."fags" in attendance this time?
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/23/09(Mon)05:14 No.6828746
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    >>6828719
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)05:16 No.6828756
    >>6828705
    I dunno'.... 'Master of Darkness' is sounding pretty heretical...
    >>6828709
    Hm... that seems kind of nice to be heresy...
    >>6828737
    I don't think so, not yet. However, have you yet considered the additional things to cook for Thanksgiving? It is traditional to cook far more than a turkey.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:16 No.6828758
    >>6828746
    shit i miss the STALKE comic dump thread
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/23/09(Mon)05:16 No.6828760
    >>6828746
    Hmm... That's not the right image at all >_>
    >> Drake. 11/23/09(Mon)05:17 No.6828774
    >>6828737
    AKU! I COME WITH GRAVE NEWS! Most of the people in this thread are Trolls in the Guise of Humans! The truth is if you want Aki to have a great Thanksgiving you should ask her to teach you. Get her involved with the planning and all. It's meant to be a family thing. I must go now. The trolls shall try to feast on my bones!
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:18 No.6828785
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    >>6828756

    Well, let me see...I have the turkey, thanks to your assistance. I also have po-tay-toes, and the Elephant of Italy. A Bald Eagle was also recommended.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:19 No.6828793
    >>6828756
    Well we have Whales, stuffed and unstuffed, Italian Elephants, various vegetable dishes. I think there is enough food so far to-WAIT!

    The cranberry sauce!!! Dear god man, you must have the cranberry sauce!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:19 No.6828795
    >>6828774
    He lies my lord. Do not listen to him! He is but a servant of those few who oppose your majesty and power!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:21 No.6828812
    >>6828719
    You Bastards!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:21 No.6828815
    >>6828793
    And of the candied yams and the sweet potato pies.
    And the pumpkin pies and spice cakes.
    And the gravy, which may be gibblet, poultry, brown, or country.
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)05:22 No.6828817
    >>6828774
    Actually, that is a rather good suggestion, not that I'm good with parenting. I was under the assumption that neither of them knew what to do for such an event.
    >>6828785
    Hm... let me think... Cranberries... yams... gravy... various fruits and vegetables... and, of course, the stuffing. Delicious stuffing.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:22 No.6828819
    >>6828774
    I was under the assumption that this is what Thanksgiving had become in the future. Obviously, there was that one guy who was inebriated, but we called him on it.
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:26 No.6828859
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    >>6828819

    Hrm.

    Perhaps I will begin the planning for this hol-ee-day...but...

    >>6828774
    May not be telling a complete lie...I will involve Aki with the planning. Just in case. This Giving of Thanks must go gloriously!
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:27 No.6828880
    >>6828859
    Any chance I can come too? The rest of the family is away this year, and I was sorta hoping...
    >> Drake 11/23/09(Mon)05:29 No.6828892
    >>6828859
    OH GOD! THEY'RE EATING MY RIBS! REMEMBER AKU! MOST OF ALL! YOU MUST NOT FORGET THE AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHGFSYADHFYGEYFBGHG
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:31 No.6828910
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    >>6828880

    Hmm...you HAVE been quite loyal in your service...

    ...Very well, very well, you may come. But advances made towards Aki will not be tolerated on the Giving of Thanks!
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)05:32 No.6828920
    >>6828859
    It is also about the atmosphere. You are supposed to surround yourself with friends and family, I don't know what you have for family... or if you have friends... so you'll think of something. Not that I'd really know about family, orphan and all, just recalling facts.
    >>6828892
    That's just disgusting...
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:33 No.6828928
    >>6828910

    We would never think to make such bold advances towards the lovely lady Aki.

    But I must ask this... If she makes the first move, are we allowed to respond in kind, or shall we just ignore her? In either case, I feel we would be offending you, great lord Aku, in denying your beloved one's attention, or returning it in kind.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:34 No.6828938
    >>6828910
    What? Of course, I'd never think to do such a thing. She's ten years younger than me!

    But thank you, uncle Aku. So are you gonna ask Aki about Thanksgiving?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:35 No.6828939
    >>6828928
    RAPE HER
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/23/09(Mon)05:36 No.6828949
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    >>6828939
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:36 No.6828953
    >>6828939
    There are far less painful ways to commit suicide you know.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:36 No.6828959
    >>6828949
    >>6828939
    BE READY!
    SET!
    CHARRRRGGGGGEEEEEEEE!
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:39 No.6828978
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    >>6828959
    >>6828949
    >>6828939
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:39 No.6828984
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    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/23/09(Mon)05:40 No.6828992
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    >>6828984
    OH YEAH?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:41 No.6829001
    >>6828978
    >>6828984
    WHEN ONE OF US FALL.

    TEN MORE WILL TAKE HIS PLACE!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:41 No.6829006
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    >>6828992
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)05:41 No.6829008
    >>6828978
    Uh... I think it's angry...you should probably watch out for-
    >>6828984
    Ooohh........ not a good holiday for them...
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:42 No.6829012
    >>6828984
    >>6828992
    When lightning and rainbows collide...
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:42 No.6829015
    >>6829001
    Then Aku will just kill those ten as well. Thirty or three hundred, it makes no difference to him. Such evil must be purged. Right Sister?
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/23/09(Mon)05:42 No.6829017
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    >>6829006
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:43 No.6829026
    >>6829015
    KILL THE BEAST! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR!
    >> Subprocessor ★ 11/23/09(Mon)05:44 No.6829033
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    rolled 6, 5, 4 = 15

    >>6829017
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:44 No.6829036
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    >>6829017
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:45 No.6829038
    Yes, well, getting back to the matter at hand...

    >>6828928
    YOU WILL NOT RECIPROCATE! ...At least...not on the Giving of Thanks. If she really feels strongly about it...you can...hnnngh...speak to her about it on a day that is not the Giving of Thanks!

    >>6828938
    She has not yet absorbed enough of my dark power to cast off the need for sleep. She is resting at the moment, and I will speak of it with her after the making of the morning pancakes.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:45 No.6829039
    >>6829015
    AKU IS A MONSTER

    WE MUST DEFEAT HIM FOR MANKIND
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:45 No.6829048
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    >>6829036
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)05:45 No.6829049
    >>6829015
    Wait... but.... who's the evil? I'm confused... an Aku looks pretty evil to me...
    >>6829026
    >>6829039
    Now I'm quite confused... heresy normally isn't this complicated...
    >> Subprocessor ★ 11/23/09(Mon)05:45 No.6829050
    rolled 1, 6, 1 = 8

    >>6829038
    What do you put on your pancakes, Lord Aku?
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:46 No.6829053
    Well this has gotten off topic. Flash forwards to after the battle, Aku emerging victorious?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:47 No.6829059
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    >>6829039
    NO U
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:47 No.6829061
    >>6829049
    Sister the answer is simple: AKU IS A MONSTER! SAMURAI JACK IS ONE OF THE LOST PRIMARCH
    >> Ragebrew Politeguestbeard 11/23/09(Mon)05:48 No.6829066
    >>6829015

    The wrath of Aku can only be stopped by that one angry little bastard with the magic sword. And I think he is off playing with monkeys or getting his sandals fixed. Either or, I wish that this Thanksgiving is delightful for you and Aki.

    I could bring you some of our finest +Giant Cave Spider Roasts+ They are made with the finest pieces of giant cave spider meat, basted in a divine dwarven syrup sauce, accented with thinly cut plump helmet slices, and topped with shelled rock nuts. I promise you, o' shapeshifting master of darkness, you will find it a truly divine meal, worthy of sparing the dwarven fortresses for another decade.

    And if that is not enough to bring a touch of drool to your lips, we also have an entire wagon worth of our finest ales, wines, beers, meads, rums, brews, and even some liquid sunshine! If you wish, we could cook them into fine soups. Don't ask how we do it, I don't even know.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:48 No.6829069
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    >>6829061
    Time travelling does a lot of weird things.

    Like this, for instance.
    >> GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND 11/23/09(Mon)05:48 No.6829071
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    >>6829061
    THIS MAN LIES, LORD AKU IS MOST DEFINITELY A NOT-SO-BAD GUY.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:49 No.6829079
    >>6829049
    Well Sister, you usually fight Chaos, right? And Chaos is evil, right? Entropy of the universe and all that. Aku has taken Aki as his own daughter, and with her as an influence, become a better person. He seeks to improve himself, not merely for himself, but for others. That doesn't sound like Evil or Chaos to me.

    But ultimately, the decision is your.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:50 No.6829085
    >>6829071
    In b4 emperor laser eyes.
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:50 No.6829090
    >>6829050

    I put FIRE, BRIMSTONE, and EEEEEEEVIL on my pancakes!

    Ho ho, no, I jest. I put butter, the syrup of maple, and liberal amounts of bacon on each layer of my pancakes. Depending on my mood on a given morning I may put other things on.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:50 No.6829095
    >>6829071

    From the God Emperor's mouth to your ears folks!
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)05:51 No.6829097
    >>6829061
    >>6829071
    Now I'm exceedingly confused... when I'm confused I usually burn everything, the Emperor can sort it out... if it's not heresy, it'll be okay, right?
    >> The-Emperor Of Mankind 11/23/09(Mon)05:52 No.6829111
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    >>6829071
    Pretender! Aku is a monster and a plague to mankind!
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:52 No.6829112
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    >>6829097

    FOOL! This world is MY property; you shall not damage it. Any heresy that dwells here is the property of Aku!
    >> Ragebrew Guardsbeard 11/23/09(Mon)05:52 No.6829120
    >>6829097

    If you ask me, Aku seems like a heavy handed Planetary Governer, who is also an alpha level psyker to boot. The tithe is given every year, in the form of a rain of gem stones, each of which is easily worth a hundred or so thrones.

    His methods may be unothodox, but he keeps his planet safe, and the PDF ready.

    It's just that one damned warp spawn, Jack, who keeps causing him shit....
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:53 No.6829122
    >>6829097
    Well who do you trust more, the Emperor or some random guy from the streets. Not to mention, if Jack were a primarch, where is his armor? Or immense psychic powers?
    >> Subprocessor ★ 11/23/09(Mon)05:53 No.6829125
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    rolled 2, 3, 6 = 11

    >>6829111
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:53 No.6829128
    >>6829112
    Saying you own heresy means you're a heretic.

    Choose your next words with exceptional care.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:54 No.6829136
    >>6829111
    LIES AND SLANDER!

    >>6829120
    An excellent analogy.
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)05:54 No.6829141
    >>6829112
    I was only sayin-... wait, you DO have heresy?
    >> GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND 11/23/09(Mon)05:54 No.6829142
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    >>6829111
    I AM SO NOT THE PRETENDER. YOU ARE.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)05:55 No.6829151
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    >>6829097
    >This thread.
    LETS START PURGING
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)05:55 No.6829153
    >>6829128
    No, see he means that it is in his domain, and is therefor his duty to eradicate. Right uncle Aku?
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)05:57 No.6829165
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    >>6829141

    Did I say that? No, I did not, foolish woman. I said that if any did exist, it would be my property.

    >>6829111
    I believe a God-Emperor outranks that of a normal Emperor.
    >> Ragebrew Guardsbeard 11/23/09(Mon)05:57 No.6829168
    >>6829141

    Yes. That heresy has a name. It is Jack. He defies the will of the Emperor and tries to strike down Aku, so he may be sent back in time and destroy him before he ever became the Planetary Govener, thus throwing this entire sector to Chaos, as the might of Aku is what helps keep those damned beings at bay.

    And I take it you will not be desiring the Giant Cave Spider roasts, lord Aku? We can send them back to the fortress, if you so desire.
    >> The-Emperor Of Mankind 11/23/09(Mon)05:59 No.6829188
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    >>6829122

    >>6829142
    Your a Chicken.
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)06:00 No.6829200
    >>6829111
    >>6829122
    >>6829142
    There are far too many Emperors in here now!
    >>6829151
    Awh, my picture...seeing that warms my heart...
    >>6829165
    Why would anyone want to possess heresy? >>6829153
    >>6829168
    Oh? Heresy? Time travel? That sounds pretty heretical...
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)06:00 No.6829203
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    >>6829168

    Ah--no, but your tribute will not go unnoticed.

    ...Aki is not fond of spiders, you see.

    >>6829168
    >>6829153
    These are wise men, and you would be smart to listen to their words.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)06:01 No.6829209
    >>6829188
    Bah, you've clearly stolen that from him. Might have killed him too. The proof is you lack of any psychic talent, even the most rudimentary of psychic defenses.
    >> GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND 11/23/09(Mon)06:02 No.6829214
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    >>6829188
    WHAT? NO I'M NOT.
    >> Ragebrew Guardsbeard 11/23/09(Mon)06:03 No.6829226
    >>6829203

    As you wish, lord Aku. The workers will rejoice and be saddened at this. Still, please accept this thousand some odd gallons worth of the finest booze our halls can create.

    I would suggest you try a small cup of it first, or sample some of the surface plant brews first. They are clearly marked. Our booze tends to be less alcohol, more rocket fuel.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:03 No.6829229
    >>6829200
    >Awh, my picture...seeing that-
    *Shades over helmet*
    -*warms* my heart...
    >> The-Emperor Of Mankind 11/23/09(Mon)06:04 No.6829239
    >>6829209
    Humanity...has fallen too far.

    I will take my leave now.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:05 No.6829250
    >>6829229
    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    >> Ragebrew Guardsbeard 11/23/09(Mon)06:05 No.6829253
    >>6829239

    SEE?! He is a fraud! The true God Emperor would never let something as petty as a couple of nay sayers tell him off!

    He would fucking make their heads explode like grapes! You hack!

    How heretical is it to impersonate the Emperor, Sister Varity?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:06 No.6829258
    >>6829125
    Best character, ever.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:06 No.6829262
    This now is now completely derailed.
    >> GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND 11/23/09(Mon)06:06 No.6829265
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    >>6829239
    OF COURSE YOU WILL, AS YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY THE IMPOSTER.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)06:07 No.6829270
    >>6829239
    Which leaves only the true God-Emperor. See Varity? He prevailed, just like I knew he would!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:07 No.6829273
    Hmmm.

    Aku is a shapeshifter. That seems pretty Tzeentch to me…
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)06:08 No.6829275
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    >>6829226

    Booze?

    Ah, yes, I remember the concoctions brewed in the depths of your hall...inform your people that Lord Aku is pleased with their offering! A fine offering it is, as well. You have gained much favor this day. You will find your attempts at trade to be fruitful and full of reward.
    >> GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND 11/23/09(Mon)06:08 No.6829277
    >>6829262
    IT HAS NOT DERAILED, IT HAS ONLY NATURALLY PROGRESSED AS CONVERSATIONS ARE WONT TO DO.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)06:09 No.6829287
    >>6829275
    So, is it time for pancakes yet? My sense of time always gets skewed when I have to denounce false Emperors.
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)06:09 No.6829288
    >>6829253
    I'd say that's pretty heretical. Probably, if there was an end to the heresy scale, it would be right up there next to failing to properly recite the Fede Imperialis before battle. Which is pretty heretical.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:09 No.6829291
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    >>6829141
    Heretic Witch SCUM! Do you not know the True Emprah when you see Him?
    >> Constantin Valdor the Chief Custodian 11/23/09(Mon)06:11 No.6829298
    >This whole damn thread
    ....What?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:12 No.6829304
    >>6829298
    One big stupid game of pretend in lieu of content.
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/23/09(Mon)06:12 No.6829308
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    >>6829298
    >> GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND 11/23/09(Mon)06:12 No.6829309
    >>6829298
    YEAH, I WAS LIKE THAT TOO. FOR LIKE A SECOND. AND THEN I WAS ALL "WAIT, THANKSGIVING. THAT'S THE LAST MAJOR NON-HERETICAL HOLIDAY BEFORE EMPEROR'S DAY." AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT ALL THE PRESENTS I WOULD NEED TO DELIVER.
    NOW WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT?
    >> Tiktok 11/23/09(Mon)06:12 No.6829310
    >>6829288
    .... *sneaks up behind varity and hops onto her shoulders* Why there so many people in armor these days? Its like the world is full of adventurers!
    >> Ragebrew Guardsbeard 11/23/09(Mon)06:13 No.6829313
    >>6829275

    We are glad to have pleased you, lord Aku. Yes, we may have to drink water *Shudder* For a few weeks as the next batch brews, but it is a sacrifice we are all willing to make to help our beloved lord have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

    Oh, in one of the barrels, we put a selection of fine cheeses as well. I would suggest the 0034 plump helmet wine, with a thin slice of the ivory white dwarven cheese (Don't worry, it's not made from dwarven milk.) on a light rye cracker. It's a decadent meal in itself.
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    >>6829304
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/23/09(Mon)06:14 No.6829323
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    >>6829310
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)06:14 No.6829324
    >>6829291
    Witch? That's an awful heretical and arbitrary thing to accuse someone in my position. But I honest-
    >>6829310
    Ahh! What are you doing Xeno-thing?! Get off!
    >> Ragebrew Guardsbeard 11/23/09(Mon)06:15 No.6829334
    >>6829324

    I want it's skin Varity! I WANT IT'S SKIN!

    Looks like it could make quite a nice cap. The ol' kitten leather one is just not cutting it with winter coming....
    >> Tiktok 11/23/09(Mon)06:15 No.6829336
    >>6829324
    WATCH IT. Silly almost hit me! Adventurers don't hit other adventurers! Silly woman. And what is woman doing in armor anyway? You don't look like cleric to me!
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)06:16 No.6829340
    SO GETTING BACK ON TRACK:

    What next Aku? Do you have Tanksgiving well in hand now? Should we discuss Aki's future schooling?
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)06:16 No.6829343
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    >>6829287

    Unfortunately, it will not be time for pancakes for several hours yet. Though soon I must depart, to begin making the initial preparations for the Giving of Thanks. Then pancakes will be had, and I will begin planning in earnest with Aki.
    >> STALKER 11/23/09(Mon)06:18 No.6829359
    ..H..Heh..haha..Hahah..HAHAHA...*Try to crawl away*
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:18 No.6829365
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    >>6829343
    By the Emprahs, where do you think you are going, xenos filth?
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/23/09(Mon)06:19 No.6829370
    >>6829359
    I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)06:19 No.6829376
    >>6829334
    ....You want to wear it's skin?
    >>6829336
    I'm not an adventurer! Cleric? I'm not quite the same thing! Why are you on my shoulder?
    >> STALKER 11/23/09(Mon)06:21 No.6829383
    >>6829370
    *Crawl inside the bar* YO BARKEEP! Ugh..GET ME SOME DRINKS AND MEDKITS..AND SOME BANDAGE TOO!
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)06:21 No.6829388
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    >>6829365

    >>6829340
    Aki's schooling can wait until after the Giving of Thanks. I am told that the next "term" of schooling will not begin for some time. As a result, an immediate decision is not necessary. I must be away soon, to confer with my chefs and servants.
    >> Tiktok 11/23/09(Mon)06:21 No.6829389
    >>6829334
    Dorf. I am honorary member of carpfish fortress! You cannot wear me!
    >>6829376
    Not adventurer? Why in armor? Soldier? Woman soldier? BWAHAHA- and I on shoulder because I felt short down there.
    >> Tiktok 11/23/09(Mon)06:22 No.6829398
    >>6829388
    OH GODS ITS A DRAGON GET IN THE DIMENSIONAL PORTAL.
    >> Ragebrew Guardsbeard 11/23/09(Mon)06:22 No.6829400
    >>6829376

    Waste not want not, Sister Varity.

    What do you do with all the xenos you kill? We turn them into clothing, decoration, use their bones for weapons and trinkets, and use their meat and fat for food.

    Yes, barbaric, but it keeps them from coming back to our door steps.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:22 No.6829402
    >>6829365

    Do not resist. You WILL be assimilated to the Furry Borg.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/23/09(Mon)06:23 No.6829404
    >>6829388
    Very well then. Another time, perhaps? And thanks again for letting me join you for the celebration. Good night.
    >> Ragebrew Guardsbeard 11/23/09(Mon)06:23 No.6829412
    >>6829389

    Carpfish fortress.....

    That just makes me want to kill you all the more.

    Now where did I put my -Cat Bone Lasgun-
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)06:25 No.6829425
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    Yes, rest well, Researcher of Sam. I must depart as well...it is getting a little crowded in here.

    AWAY WITH YOU ALL. When did insanity become so commonplace?

    You! Master of foodstuffs! I must speak with you...
    >> Tiktok 11/23/09(Mon)06:25 No.6829430
    >>6829412
    WHY?! I DEFEATED CARPIMUS PRIME! Carpfish fortress is named because it is the only thing keeping the carps spawning grounds at bay!
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)06:26 No.6829433
    >>6829389
    Well I suppose it's rather a combination of cleric and soldier... in a loose sense...
    Wait... what's a carpfish fortress and how does that make you less of a filthy Xeno?
    >>6829400
    The Xenos I kill? I burn them, usually with a melta but sometimes a flamer if I can't get my hands on the prior. There's usually not much left, which is a good thing.
    >>6829412
    Feel free to shoot.
    >> Chaos Sergeant Sam 11/23/09(Mon)06:27 No.6829442
    >>6829404

    You? Who are you...? You are not me.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:27 No.6829445
    >>6829402

    There should totally be a campaign about this. Fursuit cyborg hivemind infecting entire galaxies.
    >> Ragebrew Guardsbeard 11/23/09(Mon)06:27 No.6829449
    >>6829425

    Is there something you need, lord Aku? Or are you refering to your master chef?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:28 No.6829450
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    >>6829402
    *squawk* Thats it, we have mention of the Enemy. Digamma, Decimatio, Duodecies, by the Emprahs Will so let it be done
    >> STALKER 11/23/09(Mon)06:28 No.6829452
    A..Alright..he's gone *Stand up* TIME TO LOOT HIS PALACE!
    >> Tiktok 11/23/09(Mon)06:28 No.6829459
    >>6829433
    Cleric... soldier... PALADIN, paladins are funny, always praying to their god and smiting for good. They make great trap springers. And xeno?... wut dat mean?
    >> Ragebrew Guardsbeard 11/23/09(Mon)06:29 No.6829465
    >>6829430

    You have prevented the most ruthless of our foes from traveling the waters of the world, thus preventing countless generations of dorfs to be able to test their skills against the finned menace, leading us into a complacent, peaceful race. Your acts have weakened the dorfen race.
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)06:30 No.6829471
    Christ, guys, I was hoping for a pleasant little roleplay about Aku being hilariously oblivious about things that Aki grew up with.

    Then you got weird on me, then fucking batshit with several Emprahs, LOL SO RANDUMB bullshit, and general insanity.

    Kinda hoping this hasn't been archived yet. I sure as fuck won't weep if it never does.
    >> Sister Varity 11/23/09(Mon)06:31 No.6829482
    >>6829459
    Paladin?

    And Xeno, well that's anything not human.
    >> Chaos Sergeant Samiel 11/23/09(Mon)06:32 No.6829491
    >>6829482

    There's my favorite angry lady. Dear girl how are you?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:33 No.6829496
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    >>6829471
    My work here is done.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:33 No.6829503
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    >>6829452
    You hear a low growl, and sudden thumps of large, clawed feet getting closer

    But, you didn't see anything like that coming in...
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:35 No.6829522
    >>6829471
    >BAAAAAWWW U GUISE DO WHAT I WANT U GUISE I'M THE GM NOW YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME
    >> STALKER 11/23/09(Mon)06:36 No.6829526
    >>6829503
    ..That's bad...OHGOD THESE THING ARE EVERYWHERE OHGODWT
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:38 No.6829545
    >>6829471
    For your information you should keep check with the time.

    Usually round 00:00 4chan time it's the best time to post, cause there arent so many spammers crawling on /tg/.
    >> Aku 11/23/09(Mon)06:39 No.6829556
    >>6829522

    More like "when did everyone suddenly become such fags?"

    But hey, that's /tg/ for you. When it's not amazing you, it's trolling the fuck out of you.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:39 No.6829557
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    >>6829526
    ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    >> STALKER 11/23/09(Mon)06:41 No.6829574
    >>6829557
    OH GOD BLOODSUCKER! I FUC
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:44 No.6829598
    >>6829556
    Bah, pay them no heed, it was fun. Good luck with Thanksgiving, Aku.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:45 No.6829602
    >>6829598
    Fun it was.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:57 No.6829717
    Mark my words: If I survive turning in my final paper today I WILL drawfag some Papa Aku and Aki to celebrate.
    Or at the very least Jack fighting space marines.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)06:59 No.6829735
    >>6829717
    Try tomorrow at the same time when this thread started.

    There'll might be less faggotry to go through.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)07:25 No.6829903
    So would someone like to summarize what Aku's Giving of Thanks feast consist of?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/09(Mon)08:30 No.6830398
    >>6829069
    is that samuraai jack with boobs?



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