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    25 KB The-Emperork !oc9ZmGbY.k 11/26/09(Thu)17:57 No.6882277  
    Boyz o' da Orkperium! Lizzen up, ya mizrable grotz!

    Today iz gonna be roit good day, cuz we'z gonna get roarin' boozed up!

    Den, Afta I out-booze da lot o' ya, we'z gonna get ta da ser'uz bizness.

    Sum a' d'more kunnin' o' yah noticed I'z got da meks lootin' bitz fer a massive orky fleet, an' sum a ya even more kunnin' boyz bin' wondrin' why. Today, iz da day we leave da 'oly tearra! We'z gonna 'ead out inna massive waaaaagh! An we'z gonna find more orks ta krump!But, I dunno 'ow far away dey are fer d'life'me, so you'z gonna 'ave ta split up an' Do stuff f'yerself fer a a change. But i'z warnin' ya, any ork gettin' too big fer iz bootz gonna 'ave ta answer ta me!

    Wun important 'ting 'fer we start, if ya see any really big an' krumpy wunz, leave 'em ta me, cuz dey'z prolly dem primeorkz I be sendin' out, see?

    Righ', let'z get to it, ladz!

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

    Oh roit, an 'am gonna need sum ah ya yella wunz ta stay behin', case anytin else getz sneaky wilez a'm out fightin'. Zorry 'bout dat, ya useless gitz.
    >> Horork 11/26/09(Thu)18:00 No.6882308
    'Oi, Boss! I'll go krump fingz!

    Heeheehee, I'z gonna be kunnin' an' start a koup. 'E won't see it komin'.
    >> The-Emperork !oc9ZmGbY.k 11/26/09(Thu)18:02 No.6882331
    >>6882308
    It'z pranan'sd "Koo" ya stoopid git.

    An a' kan still 'ere ya.
    >> Horork 11/26/09(Thu)18:04 No.6882362
    >>6882331

    Oi, dat wuzn't me. Dat wuz a Alfa Lejun git. Ya. Dat soundz liek a gud alibi.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)18:05 No.6882372
    /r/ing drawfaggotry of an ork in golden mega-armor, on a throne of golden bitz yelling at everybody.
    >> Magork da Red 11/26/09(Thu)18:09 No.6882416
    >>6882362
    Ya lyun' git! I seez ya wid ya boyz gettin' ready to call ya self da boss. Dere's ownly un boss 'n dats da Emperork!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)18:13 No.6882455
    >>6882372

    Technically, shouldn't he be a Weirdboy the size of a Titan on a throne made of Gold with red stripes. The throne menaces with Choppas and Shootas.
    >> Horork 11/26/09(Thu)18:13 No.6882465
    >>6882416

    FINE DEN! YA IT WUZ ME!

    Wadda gunna do about it?

    I'z got da choppy Khorne Stormboyz, da smelly Nurgle Boyz, da sneeky Zeen...Zeee...Da kunnin' wun'z Wierdboyz, an' da Slaaneesh'z Speed Freekz. No wun kan stop me from bein' da new Boss!
    >> Magork da Red 11/26/09(Thu)18:15 No.6882477
    >>6882465
    I'z gunna tell da real boss wid ma wyrd magiks!
    >>6882277
    'Ey boss! Dis git iz startin' callin' 'imsulf da boss! Krump 'im!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)18:18 No.6882509
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    Youz gitz know yer place!

    Ya may be boss, but ya ain't Gork an' Mork!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)18:19 No.6882532
    >>6882477
    OI! Dat gave me an' 'eadache!

    Imma get my boyz an' krump da lot o' ya?

    Where da bloody 'ell all da boyz go?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)18:21 No.6882549
    >>6882532
    Dem'z wyrd stuff go' me all kunfoozed!

    Ah'm gonna Krump yoo, Magork!
    >> Warboss Horork 11/26/09(Thu)18:21 No.6882552
    >>6882532

    WAAAAAAAGH!
    >> Magork da Red 11/26/09(Thu)18:22 No.6882561
    >>6882549
    Wat? Buh Boss! I'z krumpin' da uvva gitz! Now my boyz iz gonna get kump'd 'n chop'd!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)18:26 No.6882603
    Funny how his makes more logical sense and has less plot holes then the actual Horus Heresy.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)18:27 No.6882614
    >>6882552
    Aktshually, yoo ain' worth ma' time.

    Zanguinork kan get ya.
    >> Magork da Red 11/26/09(Thu)18:32 No.6882675
    >>6882614
    Buh ya ain' gunna krump mah boyz, iz ya boss?
    >> Tzeentch 11/26/09(Thu)18:34 No.6882692
    >>6882675
    Your boys don't need to be... 'Krumped'. Do you want me to show you how to save them?
    >> Alphariork 11/26/09(Thu)18:34 No.6882699
    Oy! Deez skeevy alienz said dat if da Emperork getz krumped, den doz annoying chaos gitz will get krumped too. DATZ HUGE KRUMPING!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)18:35 No.6882709
    >>6882675
    DAT DEPENDZ ON 'OW FAST YA KAN RUN, DON' IT!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)18:35 No.6882712
    >>6882692
    Whut? We can't unnerstand a fing youz sayin'!
    >> Magork da Red 11/26/09(Thu)18:38 No.6882744
    >>6882692
    ..Wah? I'z... I'z... I'z gunna do waheva' it takez ta save me boyz! Show me!
    >> Zanguinork 11/26/09(Thu)18:39 No.6882755
    >>6882552
    WAAAAAAGH!!!
    >> Horork 11/26/09(Thu)18:40 No.6882767
    >>6882755

    WAAAAAAAAGH!
    >> Angrork 11/26/09(Thu)18:40 No.6882768
    WOI IZNT WE KRUMPIN YET?!
    >> Horork 11/26/09(Thu)18:40 No.6882777
    >>6882768

    WE'Z KRUMPIN'! GET INTA DA FOITE!
    >> Zanguinork 11/26/09(Thu)18:42 No.6882795
    >>6882767
    WAAAGH!
    *Got krump'd!*
    >> The-Emperork !oc9ZmGbY.k 11/26/09(Thu)18:43 No.6882809
    >>6882755
    It'z about time ya show'd up, ya flyin' git!

    Let'z get 'em! WAAAAGH!
    >> Smartboy Kharn 11/26/09(Thu)18:43 No.6882811
    >>6882768
    You'z gots ta wait, boss. It's onea dem ded kunnin' planz instead a just brutal.
    >> The-Emperork !oc9ZmGbY.k 11/26/09(Thu)18:44 No.6882814
    >>6882795
    YOU'Z IN FER IT NOW!
    >> Magork da Red 11/26/09(Thu)18:44 No.6882820
    >>6882777
    I.. I iz 'ere to 'elp ya krump da Emperork. My boyz iz got ya back, boss.
    >> Roboute Guilliork 11/26/09(Thu)18:48 No.6882856
    >>6882768
    Me and da blue boyz iz 'ere to krump ya! WAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)18:49 No.6882858
    Drawfags! We require aid!
    >> Horork 11/26/09(Thu)18:51 No.6882878
    >>6882814

    I'Z NO BOY! I'Z GOT DA GODZ ON ME SIDE!

    I'LL KRUMP YA WIT' ME MIND!
    >> Angrork 11/26/09(Thu)18:54 No.6882895
    >>6882856

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    DIS IS FUN! CHOP, KRUMP, SCORCH, CHOP, KRUMP, SCORCH!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)18:55 No.6882902
    Needs Orkified Independence Day speech
    >> The-Emperork !oc9ZmGbY.k 11/26/09(Thu)18:55 No.6882904
    >>6882878
    Ya ain't no Ork! I'z gonna krump ya wit' me BARE 'ANDS!
    >> Horork 11/26/09(Thu)18:56 No.6882908
    >>6882904

    BLARARGAH! I'Z DEDD!
    >> Carnifex 11/26/09(Thu)18:58 No.6882925
    o.o? `Tilts his head to the side`
    >> Roboute Guilliork 11/26/09(Thu)18:58 No.6882936
    >>6882895
    Ya gitz furgotz my tacitikul jeanus! WAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:00 No.6882952
    >>6882908

    Orkhammer Many Lotz: Da 'Orork 'Eresy

    Now a series in the Black Library.
    >> Ollanius Orkius 11/26/09(Thu)19:00 No.6882954
    >>6882904
    I'z deid gud, ded'n I boss? I'z deid... real gud.
    >> GAMES ORKSHOP 11/26/09(Thu)19:01 No.6882962
    >>6882954
    ... No. Lets get rid of this bit.
    >> Tzeentch 11/26/09(Thu)19:03 No.6882981
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    >>6882699
    >>6882795
    >>6882820
    >>6882895
    >>6882904
    >>6882908
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:05 No.6883015
    >>6882962

    But, we'z still got da Skwatz, roite?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:07 No.6883044
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    This thread deserves this.
    >> GAMES ORKSHOP 11/26/09(Thu)19:08 No.6883053
    >>6883015
    Nope. Gone.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 11/26/09(Thu)19:32 No.6883321
    What would Ciaphas Cain's Ork name be? I can't think of one. Also, there's Eisenork, or something like that.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:34 No.6883337
    >>6883321

    Kyfas Kain da Kommissork.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:36 No.6883373
    How'd you make V. M. Stubbs into an Ork though? I can't really think of a good replacement for "Motherfucking".
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:37 No.6883386
    >>6883373

    Vance Zoggin' Stubbz?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:39 No.6883397
    >>6883386

    ...dat dun't feel zoggin' enuff, boss.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:41 No.6883425
    >>6883397

    Hm...Motherfucker doesn't translate well, since Orks don't have mothers nor do they fuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:44 No.6883470
    >>6883425

    hmmm... Grotzoggin' Stubbz then?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:46 No.6883479
    >>6883470

    Maybe. How about 'Ardzoggin', or Nobzoggin'?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:53 No.6883555
    >>6883479

    That's pretty good, I guess. Now if we could stick "ork" in there somewhere...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:55 No.6883573
    >>6883555

    Da Lord Generork Vance Nobzoggin' Stubbz

    or whatever his title was.

    Spoilers: this thread has already been archived.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:57 No.6883593
    >>6883573
    Guvna-Generork.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:58 No.6883604
    >>6883593
    Or Guvernork-Generork even.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:59 No.6883619
    A-hahaha WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)19:59 No.6883621
    >>6883604

    Zog me, dat's bootiful.

    I love you, /tg/. You never cease to amaze me.

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