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    14 KB Did somebody say quest time? 'Cuz I thought I heard somebody say quest time. Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)22:52 No.6885610  
    You are naked, cold, shivering, pain creeps through your body as you dazedly wake, lying upon a cool, steel surface, pressing up against your exposed flesh. You are certain that you are naked, but something feels…off, but due to the absolute absence of light in this room, you cannot tell what, exactly, is wrong here.

    What do you do?
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/26/09(Thu)22:53 No.6885620
    I stay where I am, this place is pretty sweet.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)22:54 No.6885628
    Finger myself.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)22:54 No.6885630
    >>6885620
    You continue lying on the cold surface. You could get used to this...
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)22:55 No.6885636
    >>6885628
    You are sadly UNAROUSED right now. There is nothing to stimulate you.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)22:55 No.6885645
    Open eyes
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/26/09(Thu)22:56 No.6885646
    Attack the darkness.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)22:56 No.6885655
    >>6885645
    Who said you had eyes? Wait…yes. You had eyes. You must have…because you remember seeing light. A very bright light. And then, pain, just pain.
    >>6885646
    You flail about in the darkness, but to no avail!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)22:56 No.6885656
    Ask for Chad. "Chad... Chad! Great party! Chad, you still here?"
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/26/09(Thu)22:57 No.6885664
    >>6885655

    FOUL DARKNESS I'LL NOT BE SO CRUELLY MOCKED
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)22:57 No.6885665
    >>6885656
    Chad does not respond to your cries. Perhaps he has left to purchase more ALCOHOLIC DRINKS.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)22:57 No.6885667
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    >>6885636
    Railroad
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)22:57 No.6885672
    Alright try to feel around then, Edge are eyes open slowly then
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)22:58 No.6885679
    >>6885665
    Try to sit up, wait for Chad to come back. Maybe grope around and try to find a light switch.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:01 No.6885718
    >>6885672
    >Alright try to feel around then
    Your right hand, er...stump, hits the side of the metal rail lining the surface you are lying upon. Your left hand successfully grabs part of the surface, but beyond that, you cannot feel anything out in the darkness.
    >Edge are eyes open slowly then
    You try opening your eyes again. Once more, to no avail. You are quite sure you currently lack eyes.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:02 No.6885725
    >>6885718
    Damn ask around for help,

    See if we can hear anything
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:05 No.6885767
    >>6885725
    >Damn ask around for help, See if we can hear anything
    Your voice echoes within the room, which you are sure is rather small. Straining your ears for several minutes, you find that your calls for help have been fruitless.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:07 No.6885796
    >>6885767
    Try moving our pseudopods
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:07 No.6885809
    >>6885796
    >Try moving our pseudopods
    Try as you might, you soon realize that you lack pseudopods!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:08 No.6885815
    >>6885767
    Try and trace our body with our hands, to identify if there are any other missing limbs and such.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:09 No.6885837
    >>6885815
    You wiggle your “toes,” only to realize you lack feet, or at least, they are numb. You hear a scraping and clanging as you make an attempt to move your nonexistent toes and feet, making you suspect that they have been replaced.

    You bend your legs, but realize that there is a limitation to how far they can bend, only to the point of forming a right angle. You are now aware of something COLD on your kneecaps.

    Moving your hips, nothing seems out of place, until you feel a slight pressure from an extension from the sides of your hips, something that lacks feeling but is most definitely solid. This extension clatters against a metal structure adjacent to you. Running your hand along the side of your hips, you realize a thick, jagged, and solid growth that feels cold, almost mechanical to the touch, but organic in a strange way, seems to have spurted out from your flesh, as you cannot detect any point where your flesh ends and the plating begins.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/26/09(Thu)23:10 No.6885856
    >>6885837

    YOU ARE DEATHBOT 9000. FIRE DEATHLASERS.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:11 No.6885860
    >>6885837
    Your abdomen feels absolutely normal, as do your hands…hand. Oh. It appears that you only have one hand. Your left hand. This disappoints you, because you recall that you were previously right-handed. There is something cold pressing up against, and partially into the interior of, the stump where your dominant hand once was. Running your hand along it, you find a metal plate coating the stump, a small hole at the center of it.

    Going further up your body, you soon recognize something incredibly discomforting, something you should have recognized sooner. Running your hands across your chest, you are alarmed to find them completely flat, with stitches having sewn the torn flaps of flesh shut. Looking back, you seem to recall that you are a woman, were a woman? You’re not sure about much right now, but this development discomforts you the most.

    Finally, the tour of your body concludes upon your head, where you already know your eyes are missing, however, you are surprised as you feel your eyes and find that, directly over them, there appears to be a metal bar. You most certainly lack eyes, however, this bar appears to be present for another reason. Feeling the center, you detect a screw, and lower your hand fearfully, having just realized how this bar remains on your face...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:11 No.6885865
    Consult memory
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:12 No.6885883
    There is pleasant sensation in or around your butthole.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:13 No.6885890
    >>6885856
    Unfortunately. Your deathlasers are currently OUT OF COMMISSION.
    >>6885865
    >Consult memory
    How did you get into this predicament? This isn’t how things have always been, you know that. You begin to wrack your brain for knowledge of the past, which seems to have been completely scourged from your mind. As you struggle to piece together your history, ghostly images flash into your head, like still-frame photographs rapidly appearing and fading away. You were being hoisted into the air by a great claw. Everything was glowing. The bright, smiling faces of those below, only vaguely composed in your head, reassured you that everything would be okay, and that they were proud of you. You looked directly into the light. Into the generator. You allowed the energy to completely consume you. It’s a miracle you reformed. But…

    A migraine descends upon you. Something warm is trickling down your forehead.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:13 No.6885898
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    >>6885883
    Please don't.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:22 No.6886003
    >>6885890
    How about getting the fuck up?
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:23 No.6886026
    >>6886003
    Your body is sore, your knees creak as you swivel your body around to the sitting-up position, but finally, you force your feeble body, which feels as if it had been inactive for weeks, maybe months, maybe even longer, to get off of the surface.

    You are standing.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:25 No.6886064
    >>6886026
    Use our POWERS OF ECHOLOCATION to inspect the room.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:31 No.6886129
    >>6886064
    >Use our POWERS OF ECHOLOCATION to inspect the room.
    You find yourself capable of inspecting the small, steel room using your POWERS OF ECHOLOCATION, however, because of the fact that you have only recently acquired them, you find that you have trouble processing the room perfectly. Everything manifests in VAGUE SHAPES.

    You are currently standing in the center of the room. To your immediate left appears to be a table, with an array of smaller objects on it, which you determine are surgical tools, with one exception, a larger object that you have YET TO INSPECT.

    The door leading out of this place seems to be bolted shut, however, there is a sliding section to the door that allows somebody on the inside or outside of the room to pull it open, observing the other end.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:33 No.6886158
    Aquire surgical tools and start mutilating self.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/26/09(Thu)23:34 No.6886169
    >>6886158

    Carve symbol of Khorne into self. Begin blood for the blood god.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:35 No.6886173
    >>6886158
    >Aquire surgical tools and start mutilating self.
    But...that would INFLICT CRITICAL DAMAGE TO THE BODY, POTENTIALLY CAUSING DEATH.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:35 No.6886176
    >>6886158
    Did that already.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:36 No.6886186
    >>6886169
    >Carve symbol of Khorne into self. Begin blood for the blood god.
    But...nobody is around. Who will you yell at? Who will you injure? Besides.
    >>6886173
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:37 No.6886209
    >>6886173
    sudo Aquire surgical tools and start mutilating self.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:38 No.6886223
    >>6886209
    >sudo Aquire surgical tools and start mutilating self.
    But...that would HURT.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:39 No.6886238
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    >>6886209
    Forgot obligatory image
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:41 No.6886270
    >>6886238
    YEAH WE GOT THE DAMN JOKE

    As if it's not bad enough you make us think about shitty webcomics, we've got to look at them too? I bet you annotate every other word with links to urbandictionary.com, you asshole.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:42 No.6886283
    RAEP THE GRUE!!!
    DO IT FOR THE LULZ!
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:43 No.6886294
    >>6886283
    Unfortunately. You currently lack a PENIS with which to RAPE. Beyond that, there are no GRUES present in the room.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:43 No.6886302
    >>6886223
    >>6886173
    Sigh. Well I guess we better INSPECT THE LARGE OBJECT.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:45 No.6886311
    Hump the large object
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:46 No.6886329
    >>6886270
    U mad?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:46 No.6886331
    >>6886294
    Lack penis?
    Are we female or neuter?
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:47 No.6886340
    >>6886302
    >INSPECT THE LARGE OBJECT.
    Picking up the LARGE OBJECT, you come to realize that it is a PAIR OF LONG BLADES, both bound at the center by a METAL ROD. Although the METAL ROD is, for the most part, smooth, you notice a SMALL NODULE on it, pointing downward, toward the bottom of the PAIR OF LONG BLADES, which could fit within a SMALL HOLE.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:47 No.6886346
    >>6886340
    Stick it in our butt
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:48 No.6886350
    >>6886331
    Gender. Gender. You want to say female. You WANT to say female. But you don't know. There is only stitching along your crotch, and your chest is flat and stitched as well. All SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS that your body could have denoted are currently nonexistent.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:49 No.6886362
    >>6886346
    Butt...that would HURT.
    (Hah, but, butt, geddit?)
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:51 No.6886399
    >>6886362
    Dammit OP, If your going to railroad
    Show us the fucking rails
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:52 No.6886411
    >>6886399
    You haven't made it to the TRAIN STATION yet.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:53 No.6886420
    Sure is imitating MS Paint Adventures' style in here.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:53 No.6886423
    aquire PAIR OF LONG BLADES, and attempt to open the main door to the room.
    >> Subprocessor DM !!9z23VPHrCcB 11/26/09(Thu)23:54 No.6886436
    rolled 3, 1, 6 = 10

    >>6886340
    ATTACH BLADES TO RIGHT STUMP
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:56 No.6886467
    >>6886423
    >aquire PAIR OF LONG BLADES,
    Although currently UNWIELDY as a weapon, you suspect that you might find a use for them, and hold on to them... Note that carrying things, because you only have ONE HAND and ONE STUMP WITH A SMALL HOLE AT THE CENTER, will prove a DIFFICULT TASK.
    >and attempt to open the main door to the room.
    The door WILL NOT BUDGE. However, it should be noted that the small, sliding section of the door that would allow a person to look outside WILL BUDGE.
    >> Questfag 11/26/09(Thu)23:57 No.6886484
    >>6886436
    >ATTACH BLADES TO RIGHT STUMP
    Taking the small nodule on the bottom of the blade, placing it within the hole on your right hand, you pull back, surprised when a whirring sound emanates from the mechanical portion of your stump of a right hand. The blades whirl about for several moments, the nodule locking itself into place, until eventually, it is bound tightly.

    You have obtained a PAIR OF LONG BLADES for a HAND.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)23:58 No.6886490
    >>6886340
    I suspect these blades are meant to fit in our RIGHT HAND SOCKET.
    >> Subprocessor DM !!9z23VPHrCcB 11/27/09(Fri)00:00 No.6886527
    rolled 6, 3, 5 = 14

    >>6886467
    BUDGE SLIDING DOOR SECTION
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:00 No.6886529
    But blades down mouth!
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:01 No.6886546
    >>6886527
    >BUDGE SLIDING DOOR SECTION
    You SUCCESSFULLY BUDGE SLIDING DOOR SECTION. You now feel A DRAFT. A VAGUELY FAMILIAR VOICE calls out from down the hall, cautiously, fearfully, "Hello?"
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)00:01 No.6886547
    >>6886467
    Budge sliding section, can we get someone to notice us? Do we want to be noticed?
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:02 No.6886567
    >>6886529
    But...that would HURT.
    >> Subprocessor DM !!9z23VPHrCcB 11/27/09(Fri)00:03 No.6886575
    rolled 5, 2, 6 = 13

    >>6886546
    INQUIRE AS TO IDENTITY OF SPEAKING ENTITY

    ECHOLOCATE THROUGH HOLE IN DOOR
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)00:04 No.6886590
    >>6886546
    "Who's there?"
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:04 No.6886593
    Aquire Rolling Cutter
    Equip your new weapon
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:05 No.6886597
    Return to TABLE look for small ROUND things that may fit the SLOTS on your upper BODY section
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:08 No.6886638
    >>6886575
    >INQUIRE AS TO IDENTITY OF SPEAKING ENTITY
    The male voice, with a little more confidence this time, seems to be surprised at the sound of your own voice. "Is that...is that you?" You hear a WHIRRING SOUND from the man asking about you. "Could it really be?"
    >ECHOLOCATE THROUGH HOLE IN DOOR
    It is HARDER to do than last time. It appears as if your ECHOLOCATION is something that can only be used a LIMITED NUMBER OF TIMES over a certain period of time.

    You determine that the chamber beyond this one is enormous, although the eastern half, which is where the voice is coming from, has collapsed, a massive amount of rubble being found there. There are many more FLOORS that contain SEALED DOORS similar to the one you are currently trapped behind.

    The man you are communicating with appears to have been trapped beneath the rubble partially, however, your echolocation makes you realize that the man is separating his LOWER TORSO from his BODY, likely because it is MECHANICAL.
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:08 No.6886641
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    BEGIN QUEST
    SEARCH for SOUL EDGE
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:09 No.6886657
    >>6886597
    It appears that your renamed
    >>6886593
    ROLLING CUTTER is the only thing that was capable of fitting anywhere in your body, WITHOUT PERFORMING AN ACT OF SELF MUTILATION, of course.
    >> Subprocessor DM !!9z23VPHrCcB 11/27/09(Fri)00:10 No.6886669
    rolled 4, 3, 5 = 12

    >>6886638
    TELL MAN THAT IT IS YOU

    INQUIRE AS TO NATURE AND PURPOSE OF BODY MODIFICATIONS
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)00:10 No.6886670
    >>6886657
    Is there any way we can think of to open the door? Force it, use blades?
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:13 No.6886715
    >>6886657
    Return to Table look for things that may be used as eyes, If required self mutilate
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:14 No.6886722
    Search eye visor for an on switch
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:14 No.6886723
    >>6886669
    But we don't know if it is us or not.
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:16 No.6886747
    >TELL MAN THAT IT IS YOU
    The MAN'S LOWER TORSO begins to drag itself toward you, saying "It's amazing that you survived. I thought I was the only one left in this district. I'd about given up hope of anybody coming. Nobody is allowed down here, not after the accident. Not them, not me, not you, but either way..." The MAN'S LOWER TORSO stops directly in front of your DOOR. You hear a METAL GRATING SOUND as the man seems to be ELEVATING HIMSELF to see you face-to-face. "Oh God, Anna? That...that can't be you!"
    >INQUIRE AS TO NATURE AND PURPOSE OF BODY MODIFICATIONS
    The man seems INCREDIBLY DISTRAUGHT. "That...how...they RUINED you. How do you feel? Are you about to die? Check your heart rate! You've been changed like all the others, I thought you'd be safe. Remember them, Anna?"
    >>6886670
    >Is there any way we can think of to open the door? Force it, use blades?
    You could ATTEMPT to CUT DOWN THE DOOR or FORCE IT DOWN, but it is rather THICK.
    >> Subprocessor DM !!9z23VPHrCcB 11/27/09(Fri)00:16 No.6886756
    rolled 4, 6, 2 = 12

    >>6886723
    IT MUST BE, HE RECOGNIZES US

    WE MUST MAKE HIM TRUST US AND THEN USE THE BLADE-HANDS
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:17 No.6886778
    >>6886756
    No! It's a man, he might have useful items such as PENIS to give us!
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:18 No.6886783
    >>6886715
    >Return to Table look for things that may be used as eyes, If required self mutilate
    You currently have a METAL BAR over your eyes. Removal will remove the SCREW that could potentially be LODGED IN YOUR BRAIN, resulting in a fatal hemorrhage.
    >>6886722
    Sadly. The thing over your head seems to just be a METAL BAR. WHY WOULD SOMEBODY DO THAT?
    >> Subprocessor DM !!9z23VPHrCcB 11/27/09(Fri)00:18 No.6886786
    rolled 2, 2, 3 = 7

    >>6886747
    TELL MAN THAT REMAINING MEMORY IS FLEETING

    YOU REQUIRE BASIC INFORMATION ABOUT EVERYTHING
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)00:19 No.6886801
    >>6886747
    Tell him that we don't remember anything. Tell him that we feel fine (Assuming that we do feel fine. We do, right? Aside from, y'know, the shock of all this.)

    Ask what has happened, how does he know us?
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:19 No.6886805
    >>6886747
    How are we speaking to a mans lower torso? You realize the lower torso is like.. belly and hips.
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:21 No.6886821
    >>6886778
    >No! It's a man, he might have useful items such as PENIS to give us!
    Note that man's LOWER TORSO is currently TRAPPED UNDER RUBBLE. Therefore, unless this man has a PENIS GROWING FROM THE UPPER HALF OF HIS BODY, you are out of luck.
    >>6886786
    >TELL MAN THAT REMAINING MEMORY IS FLEETING

    >YOU REQUIRE BASIC INFORMATION ABOUT EVERYTHING
    The man sighs, "You don't even remember me? Chad? Well, either way. Want me to get you out of there first before we start going over everything? Those rooms are...awful."
    >> Subprocessor DM !!9z23VPHrCcB 11/27/09(Fri)00:22 No.6886833
    rolled 5, 1, 6 = 12

    >>6886821
    TELL HIM TO GET US OUT

    WE WILL REQUIRE GUIDANCE, WE ARE BLIND
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:22 No.6886836
    >>6886805
    >How are we speaking to a mans lower torso? You realize the lower torso is like.. belly and hips.
    BECAUSE I AM RETARDED. Please DISREGARD the statement. The man has dragged his UPPER TORSO toward you.
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:22 No.6886845
    >>6886821
    Check UPPER BODY for a PENIS
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)00:23 No.6886852
    >>6886821
    Wait... Chad.... The party!
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:25 No.6886884
    >>6886833
    >TELL HIM TO GET US OUT

    >WE WILL REQUIRE GUIDANCE, WE ARE BLIND
    The MAN reaches toward SOMETHING ON THE WALL ADJACENT TO THE DOOR. You hear a BEEPING noise emanating from it. After pressing SIX BUTTONS, the doorway SIGHS for a moment, before clicking and OPENING AWAY FROM YOU.

    The MAN says, "Careful now," as he drags himself toward you, taking hold of your REMAINING HAND. He begins to GUIDE YOU OUT OF THE ROOM.
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:26 No.6886897
    >>6886836
    You REALIZE that upcasing RANDOM WORDS is just confusing, don't you? Best practice IS to apply THIS style only to OBJECTS AND ACTIONS WE MAY NEED in THE FUTURE.
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:26 No.6886900
    >>6886845
    >Check UPPER BODY for a PENIS
    "Uhm, please, Anna, I know you're blind, but just keep hold of my hand while I'm getting you out of here." Chad is IRRITATED.
    >> Subprocessor DM !!9z23VPHrCcB 11/27/09(Fri)00:26 No.6886903
    rolled 1, 2, 3 = 6

    >>6886884
    ASK HIM WHY WE HAVE BEEN MODIFIED
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:27 No.6886916
    >>6886897
    As you have noticed, I was doing this ARBITRARILY. I will work towards adapting to the style that you have mentioned.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)00:28 No.6886936
    >>6886916
    I dunno, RANDOM word CAPITALIZATION has it's own CHARM.

    Also, try to un-irritate Chad.
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:30 No.6886954
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    >>6886936
    Chad is pissed.
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:30 No.6886963
    Tell CHAD it was ONE CRAZY PARTY. See how he responds.
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:31 No.6886971
    >>6886903
    >ASK HIM WHY WE HAVE BEEN MODIFIED
    After getting you out, Chad seems rather exhausted from having to drag his body around everywhere. "In your case? God, I'm so sorry that this happened, Anna, but I'm pretty sure that they thought you would be the final test subject. Obviously, there were a few mistakes in the design, considering the fact that you're...well, you know, but I think that the Keepers were getting close to being able to finish this project.

    Personally, I'm glad you were a failure, but...you look so sickening.

    Are you sure it doesn't hurt, Anna? I could put you out of your misery now. This place has gone to hell."
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:32 No.6886984
    >>6886971
    You are a TORSO perhaps that option should be REVERSED?
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:32 No.6886993
    >>6886936
    >Also, try to un-irritate Chad.
    Chad does not seem to be capable of remaining ANGRY at you for long.
    >>6886963
    "Er, what?"
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:34 No.6887022
    >>6886993 "Er, what?"
    I can tell from his AWKWARD MANNER that he's on THEIR SIDE!
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:34 No.6887034
    >>6886984
    >You are a TORSO perhaps that option should be REVERSED?
    "It's not as bad as it looks, besides, at least if Defragmentation happens, I'm the one with a minimal amount of mutagens in me."
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)00:35 No.6887038
    >>6886971
    Attempt to walk Chad back to the rest of his body, help him get it out if he needs help. Then ask him to explain everything, as we don't remember anything other than smiling faces, a claw, and light.

    Also, politely decline his offer.
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:35 No.6887043
    >>6887034
    Basic INFO is still need AMNESIA is a bitch
    >> Subprocessor DM !!9z23VPHrCcB 11/27/09(Fri)00:35 No.6887047
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>6886971
    FORGET THAT, WE WANT TO LIVE

    ASK HIM HOW WE CAN PISS WITH OUR NETHER REGIONS SEALED, AND HOW HE CAN PISS WITH HIS PARTS DETACHED
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:39 No.6887095
    >>6887038
    >Attempt to walk Chad back to the rest of his body, help him get it out if he needs help.
    As you escort Chad back to his LOWER TORSO, he looks glumly upon it. "Crushed. It's worthless scrap, now."
    >Then ask him to explain everything, as we don't remember anything other than smiling faces, a claw, and light.
    "Ever since the Keepers decided to use us as their test subjects, memory loss has become a common symptom. I'm losing it a bit myself, but I've never heard of somebody losing almost all of it."

    Chad sits in silence for a moment.
    "Ah, yes, well, if you want, I can tell you what I know, and then...we could take you to a Rejuvenation Chamber. That's where I go when I forget. I think there's still a working one in one on the third floor..."
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:41 No.6887126
    >>6887047
    >ASK HIM HOW WE CAN PISS WITH OUR NETHER REGIONS SEALED, AND HOW HE CAN PISS WITH HIS PARTS DETACHED
    "In your case...I have no idea. For most of the subjects, the need for nourishment is removed by a monthly visit to the Rejuvenation Chamber, and we just don't produce waste anymore. They weren't too clear on the specifics."
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)00:41 No.6887130
    >>6887095
    Yes! Thank you Chad! He will tell us what he knows, and then we will know it! Also, what is a Rejuvenation Chamber? I hope he tells us.
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:46 No.6887210
    ASK if female, if yes ASK for PENIS as he will no longer NEED it
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:47 No.6887219
    Ask him to explain defragmentation and why we should be worried about mutagens.
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:49 No.6887243
    >>6887130
    "It feels so strange having to explain this to you. Six years, Anna. You don't remember six years of research beneath the eyes of the Keepers? You don't remember each painstaking breakthrough? You don't remember the experiments?"
    Chad sighs,
    "No, I suppose you don't. Well, when we were chosen by the Keepers, and spared being sent to a Colony, we were told that there was a necessity in the reconstruction of something. Mankind? Their makeup. Everything is getting fuzzy. Either way, you and I...we were part of the same group. Our job was to recalibrate some part of a strand of human DNA, or something like that." Chad groans and rubs his head, "Damn, my mind isn't working that well right now. I know that, eventually, the nearby Colonies were shut down, and we ran out of live test subjects, so we had to start using employees. I was one of the first. They exposed me, indirectly, to...and they worked their way up until...you...argh, my head. I'm sorry, my memories have been falling apart these last couple of days."
    >Also, what is a Rejuvenation Chamber? I hope he tells us.
    "It nullifies the need for food, it keeps the body at it's maximum potential, and, most importantly in your case, it restores memories. Since this place is running on emergency power, the Keepers cut it off, but hopefully, the chamber still has juice left in it."
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)00:52 No.6887289
    >>6887243
    Then we shall go to it. We are in a city bereft of it's memories, and this Chamber can restore them. Do it.
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:55 No.6887325
    >>6887210
    >ASK if female, if yes ASK for PENIS as he will no longer NEED it
    "You might not be able to tell anymore, but yes, Anna, you are a female."
    Chad seems rather DISCOMFORTED by your second statement, but chooses not to answer it.
    >>6887219
    >Ask him to explain defragmentation
    "Defragmentation is a...failsafe, I suppose. Most painful thing I've ever experienced in my life. The Keepers designed it to damage people like us, who have been exposed to a lot of mutagens. The more mutagens, the worse it gets. Not sure why they wouldn't just absolutely destroy us in the first place, but the Keepers act mysteriously sometimes."
    >and why we should be worried about mutagens.
    "Worried? I guess there's no need to be worried about them now. In your case, I'd suspect half of your chemical makeup is now composed of mutagens. They are the substance partially responsible for turning you into...what you are now."
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)00:56 No.6887348
    >>6887325
    Why would the Keepers want to damage us?
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:56 No.6887358
    >>6887289
    "I wish it were that easy...I mean, you're blind, and I don't have any legs. Traversing a place like that with handicaps like THESE? Seems like suicide."
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:57 No.6887362
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    >>6887325
    Ask what am I now?

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    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)00:58 No.6887370
    >>6887348
    >Why would the Keepers want to damage us?
    "We're failed attempts in their eyes. Once they've found out why we were failures, they toss us aside, like garbage. They leave us in rooms like the one you were in to rot, until they get around to carrying out Defragmentation."
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)00:59 No.6887394
    >>6887370
    If Defragmentation hurts FRAGMENTATION must heal us
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)01:00 No.6887399
    >>6887362
    >Ask what am I now?
    "In essence, you are still a human, but the other half of you, maybe more, is whatever we found ourselves capable of turning human DNA into. I wish I was more knowledgeable on the subject, but the Keepers made sure that we would have only the most basic knowledge on the subject."
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)01:01 No.6887410
    >>6887394
    >If Defragmentation hurts FRAGMENTATION must heal us
    "I suppose you could call the process carried out in the Rejuvenation Chamber such a thing. Fragmentation, never thought of it like that."
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)01:01 No.6887416
    >>6887370
    (OP, this thread is made of mindfuck win)

    Which floor are we on now? Are there any others alive? Stop questioning if it seems like we're starting to annoy him.
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)01:02 No.6887422
    Ask WAT DO
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)01:06 No.6887477
    >(OP, this thread is made of mindfuck win)
    Thank you. I was kind of apprehensive of trying this out, but it IS getting really fucking late over here. Any idea how to archive something? I might try to do that so I can continue at a later date. I'll probably have to stop in about half an hour.
    >Which floor are we on now?
    "We're definitely on the ground level."
    >Are there any others alive?
    "I'm sure plenty of these cells hold more people, but...they aren't all as stable as you, and many of them are either dead or they'd be better off."
    >Stop questioning if it seems like we're starting to annoy him.
    Chad just seems HAPPY to finally talk with somebody.
    >>6887422
    >Ask WAT DO
    "I'm as unsure as you are. I was about ready to lay there and die, but now...I have no idea."
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)01:12 No.6887539
    >>6887477
    I can archive it on suptg if you want. Any idea for a name and description?

    I guess the first thing we should try to do is- wait, Chad was able to elevate himself before with just his upper torso, right? How did he do that? Some sort of psuedo-leg that can extend from his disconnected lower half?

    Anyway, first thing we should do is try to find a way to get him mobile. Ask if he knows where the supplies were kept. If nothing else, we can call into some of the other cells, there may be one or two people who aren't completely out of mind.
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)01:19 No.6887622
    >>6887539
    >I can archive it on suptg if you want. Any idea for a name and description?
    I didn't really give a name to the very little of this quest that I had planned. Anna Quest? Keeper Quest? Bio Quest? No clue.
    >I guess the first thing we should try to do is- wait, Chad was able to elevate himself before with just his upper torso, right? How did he do that? Some sort of psuedo-leg that can extend from his disconnected lower half?
    "You got it. Reinforced spine. It was painful to carry around while I still had my legs, but I'm definitely grateful for it."
    >Anyway, first thing we should do is try to find a way to get him mobile. Ask if he knows where the supplies were kept.
    "Supplies...supplies... Can't think of anything specific. The Keepers had a personal White Room on the first floor. We might be able to will a few things into existence, but I have my doubts... In fact, it might just upset the Keepers."
    >If nothing else, we can call into some of the other cells, there may be one or two people who aren't completely out of mind.
    Chad says, "Each one is soundproof. You've got to open the slides, or nobody will hear a thing. I've got to warn you, though, the reason I haven't tried opening many cells is, even though some can hold up a conversation, a lot of them are crazy. Only reason I opened up your cell without any fear was half because I trust you...and half because I wouldn't have cared if you killed me."
    >> NiceDrinkARum 11/27/09(Fri)01:21 No.6887638
    >>6887477
    >I was about ready to lay there and die
    Tell him that we can oblige him
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)01:22 No.6887650
    >>6887638
    >Tell him that we can oblige him
    "Y...you're just kidding, right Anna? You're still stable, aren't you?" Chad seems to be EXTREMELY DISCOMFORTED.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)01:23 No.6887662
    >>6887622
    >We might be able to will a few things into existence

    We can do that?

    >it might just upset the Keepers.

    So there are still some of them left? I thought whatever happened here made everyone evacuate?

    >I didn't really give a name to the very little of this quest that I had planned. Anna Quest? Keeper Quest? Bio Quest? No clue.

    I like the sound of Anna Quest myself. Any objections anon?

    Anyway, getting to the White Room sounds like a good start for now. Whether we go in or not... we can decide when we get there.
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)01:24 No.6887665
    >>6887650
    Tell him that we're just reciprocating his offer, and that he should not feel so DISCOMFITED.
    >> NiceDrinkARum 11/27/09(Fri)01:26 No.6887698
    >>6887665
    We only want to help
    >> NiceDrinkARum 11/27/09(Fri)01:28 No.6887717
    >>6887662
    Agreed about the quest name and going to the white room
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)01:29 No.6887730
    >>6887665
    >Tell him that we're just reciprocating his offer, and that he should not feel so DISCOMFITED.
    Thank you for correcting me. I make that mistake frequently.
    Chad is now RELAXED, as he sees the logic in your statement. "Sorry. You're right, you're right, I did offer you that, and it's only fair. I suppose I should thank you for making the offer." Chad snorts. Chad is SLIGHTLY AMUSED.
    >>6887662
    >We can do that?
    "With a White Room, we can. If our minds are strong enough, it could happen. I've managed to use it a few times before...I think."
    >So there are still some of them left? I thought whatever happened here made everyone evacuate?
    "I'm never sure with the Keepers. I always feel like they're near me. Even though they all should have evacuated, you can never know - know."
    > I like the sound of Anna Quest myself. Any objections anon?
    Sounds good.
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)01:31 No.6887749
    >Anyway, getting to the White Room sounds like a good start for now. Whether we go in or not... we can decide when we get there.
    Chad says, "Alright. Now, we just need to figure out a way to-"

    The sound of TEARING METAL is heard from the upper reaches of the MASSIVE COMPLEX. "Anna..." Chad says dryly. "Run."
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)01:33 No.6887775
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    Well, /tg/, that concludes the first installment of Anna Quest. I'd like to thank you guys for not saging and raging. Overall, I enjoyed doing this, and I'll definitely be coming in again with another Anna Quest within the next day or two.

    So again, thanks /tg/, you guys are real bros.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)01:34 No.6887782
    Fuck, some idiot already archived it with a disparaging description. Oh well, when next thread comes around, we'll do it right.

    We run. Try to get Chad to come with us. He is our friend.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)01:36 No.6887804
    >>6887775
    Any idea what time?
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)01:39 No.6887820
    >>6887804
    Not exactly sure right now, I'll try to establish a consistent time during the next session, although I am going to try and keep the quest threads on weekends, this is a terrible thing to do at 1:30 in the morning when I have to get up for work at 5 a few hours from now.

    But right now, no real schedule in mind.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)01:42 No.6887852
    >>6887820
    Okay, just wanted a ballpark estimate (Around 2200 4chan time?) so I don't miss it. And again, thanks for this stimulating thread. Creepy as hell, but awesome nonetheless.
    >> Questfag 11/27/09(Fri)01:44 No.6887900
    >>6887852
    >Okay, just wanted a ballpark estimate (Around 2200 4chan time?) so I don't miss it.
    Not sure, I'll make an attempt to determine that in the next thread, but I will try to make the next thread at 2200 4chan time.
    >And again, thanks for this stimulating thread. Creepy as hell, but awesome nonetheless.
    internetbrofist.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)01:47 No.6887941
    Sure sounds like RubyQuest up in here...
    >> Researcher Sam 11/27/09(Fri)01:49 No.6887971
    >>6887941
    Well fuck, I hope not. Last thing we need is tons of sages and trolls, 30+posts between every OP post, and never finding out just WHAT THE FUCK ACTUALLY HAPPENED!

    But if we can get the good parts without the bad, it would be great. Also, we aren't a bunny girl.



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