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  • File : 1259480545.jpg-(26 KB, 640x400, weird quest.jpg)
    26 KB Weird Quest Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)02:42 No.6917328  
    Yay! I shall start a quest, be forewarned this will get weird and probably gory. Also it will be drawn sorta like ruby quest for sake of speed.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)02:44 No.6917352
    No.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)02:46 No.6917376
    No.
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)02:50 No.6917427
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    Alrighty basic commands are check inventory(INV) check sanity(SAN) look (at anything), Grab (objects) you can post whatever you want to do these are just some basics, the important one is check sanity, the rest are common sense. Louis wakes up in a white room.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)02:55 No.6917479
    Eh I'll save the thread.

    I don't know why though; I hate quest threads for the most part
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)02:55 No.6917487
    btw not furry, Louis is an otaku and thinks his cat hat is cool...jackass.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)02:56 No.6917494
    Kill Self
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)02:56 No.6917506
    check sanity
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)02:57 No.6917515
    >otaku
    Who the fuck referred you here?

    Get out. I was willing to let you go do what you wanted but then you started fucking trolling.
    >> stripedog !99w4lZplhU 11/29/09(Sun)02:58 No.6917525
    I'd grab that hand-scythe off of the wall next to you, I mean if spooky shit is going to go down, you might want to be prepared.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)02:58 No.6917526
    Commit Suicide
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)03:06 No.6917629
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    Louis is sane but confused not confused enough to kill himself though.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:08 No.6917660
    >>6917629


    CAST TRANNYTRANCE LVL1
    START JERKING OFF
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:10 No.6917687
    Slam Dick in Drawer
    >> stripedog !99w4lZplhU 11/29/09(Sun)03:11 No.6917696
    >>6917629
    I'd be confused too, the scythe just disappeared. Took that small onyx bead too.
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)03:13 No.6917713
    >>6917687 Why would Louis do that?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:13 No.6917717
    Stand up
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)03:15 No.6917732
    lol it were a question mark, anyone got an actual idea like chacking thing or at least standing?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:15 No.6917736
    >>6917713
    Because that is how he rolls
    >> Subprocessor DM 11/29/09(Sun)03:15 No.6917745
    rolled 2, 1, 1 = 4

    >>6917732
    Extend hook-hands to drawer.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:19 No.6917783
    You know there's a website MEANT for shit like this. Here, I'll link you to the exact board.

    http://www3.tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)03:20 No.6917791
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    Loius stand up his head hurts.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:21 No.6917796
    Please stop. Please.
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)03:33 No.6917956
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    Louis opens drawer and finds a key and a pallpoint pen.
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)03:35 No.6917974
    I meant ballpoint lol.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:36 No.6917984
    look at the south wall
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:36 No.6917989
    lick the pen
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:39 No.6918019
    Proceed to pleasure yourself with the pen.
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)03:42 No.6918035
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    SUDDENLY A BEAR SHARK EXPLODES INTO THE ROOM IT IS TERRIBLE !!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)03:42 No.6918047
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    Louis checks the south wall but there is nothing, Louis licks the pen and feels stupid.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:43 No.6918049
    STAB BEAR WITH PEN! STAB BEAR WITH PEN!
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)03:43 No.6918058
    >>6918035
    lol how'd you know?!?
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)03:46 No.6918086
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    >>6918047
    >>6918058
    >>6918049
    YOU TRY YOU TRY BUT IT SEEMS THIS BEAR SHARK IS IMMUNE TO PENS. OH GOD THE PAIN.

    THE TEETH. THE TEETH AND PAIN DEAR LORD WHY DOES PAIN HAVE TO HURT THIS BAD!?

    WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE BORN SO DELICIOUS!?
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)03:47 No.6918092
    Seems the 4th wall or ceiling is not closed off. Let's escape through the roof if we can, or just walk out through the open wall.
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)03:49 No.6918106
    >>6918092
    Too late, I presume this is now Bearshark quest.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:49 No.6918112
    Try to put the pen in it's nose before you die!
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)03:51 No.6918132
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    The pain stops. The bearshark wins the game. Nice try everyone. You bled a lot more then the others, and the pen just so happened to be red and it made it look like there was even MORE blood.

    So bleeding achievment points for everyone HUZZAH!
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:52 No.6918137
    >>6918106
    WE ARE NOW THE BEARSHARK.

    FINISH EATING OUR MEAL, AND FIND MORE PREY
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:54 No.6918152
    Have the bearshark try to find another room with Delicious Player characters
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)03:55 No.6918161
    >>6918137
    No, we are full, that means we must travel the world to mate.

    But we are the last of a mighty race of warriors. Feared by all on the land and in the sea. Our journey will be a bittersweet one, to walk and swim till the final day when nothing but a wake of blood remains behind us to be remember forever.
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)03:56 No.6918172
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    >>6918137
    DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE THE BEAR SHARK?

    DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU ARE A BAD ENOUGH DUDE!?
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)03:57 No.6918178
    You guys need a sanity check. will some enter an action.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)03:57 No.6918179
    ...oh god I fucking love you First
    >> Subprocessor DM 11/29/09(Sun)03:58 No.6918184
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    rolled 5, 2, 1 = 8

    >>6918172
    BLOOD AND THUNDER MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)03:58 No.6918185
    >>6918172
    Maybe first. maybe. But we must. There is only one bad enough dude to save the president.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:00 No.6918197
    Awesome hijack is awesome
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:00 No.6918200
    OP is hive mind, make my reality.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:01 No.6918216
    We make a sanity check.

    ...

    THE RESULT IS 'BEAR'

    LET'S GO FUCK UP SOME PEASANTS
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:02 No.6918221
    >>6918172
    HELL YEAH
    >>6918178
    Wish you were cool enough to be the bearshark
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)04:02 No.6918234
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    and then louis was the Bearshark...not really
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:03 No.6918236
    Rubyquest rip off successfully hijacked.

    Ruby was awesome because it was new and unexpected, Making a quest with MSpaint people and saying "Hey guize, Ima make a quest with MSpaint art and mindfuck gore" and expect it to work like Ruby did because that's not the point. Ruby was cool because it was new (I think the first quest thread) and unexpected, anon likes surprises. Make something new and unexpected.
    You cannot replicate the original's success by imitating it. You must find something new.
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)04:03 No.6918240
    >>6918216
    With thunderous footsteps you emerge from the shadows of the dark dungeon beneath Generictown. These are simple farming folk, they quake with fear in your presense. They go to thier knees and beg for thier lives.

    Do you evolve mercy?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:04 No.6918247
    >>6918236

    I really , really miss Dickquest, it where hella fun
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)04:04 No.6918254
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    >>6918179
    >>6918184
    >>6918185
    YEAH YOU ARE A BAD ENOUGH DUDE YOU DECIDE.

    THEN YOUR AWESOME SUPER SPY WRIST WATCH BEEPS AND CURSES AT YOU. OH GOD IT IS GENERAL GIANT SPIDER.

    "BEARSHARK. YOU ARE THE ONLY DUDE WHO CAN SAVE THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER FROM TERRORISTS. THEY TOOK HER, BUT SHE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE DELICIOUS. WE NEED TO EAT HER BEFORE THEY KILL HER FOR SOME REASON"

    WAT DO!?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:06 No.6918266
    >>6918254
    LOCATE TERRORIST WHIT MY TURD POWEREDE RADAR
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)04:06 No.6918268
    Wow. not even out of the first room, unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.
    >> Subprocessor DM 11/29/09(Sun)04:06 No.6918269
    rolled 3, 3, 6 = 12

    >>6918254
    FIND DAUGHTER

    EAT AND FUCK EVERYTHING
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:06 No.6918270
    The idea of quest threads aren't bad, it's basicly that they've all become pretty similar.
    As >>6918236 said we need some new concepts.
    >> stripedog !99w4lZplhU 11/29/09(Sun)04:08 No.6918284
    >>WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE BORN SO DELICIOUS!?


    god damn you, why did I laugh so hard?
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)04:08 No.6918292
    >>6918254
    We use our spy watch the summon our '89 Ford Pinto and get on our way.

    EXCEPT IT ISNT JUST SOME PIECE OF SHIT PINTO! WHEN WE STRAP IN IT TURNS INTO A FIGHTJET-HELICOPTER-SPACESHIP!

    THESE ARE TITAN TERRORISTS, THE MOON AROUND SATURN
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:10 No.6918309
    >>6918292
    FUCK YEEEEEEAH!

    NOW FIRE THE LASERS
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)04:11 No.6918332
    >>6918309
    LASERS FUCK LASERS

    LASERS ARE FOR FUCKING PUSSIES LIKE YOU

    WE BLOW THE FUCK OUT OF TITAN WITH ANTI-BEARSHARK

    THATS SOME MOTHER FUCKING QUANTUM BULLSHIT PHYSICS BEAM THAT FIRES SO MUCH SUCK AND LAME AT THE HUNK OF ROCK IT FUCKING EXPLODES OUT OF SHAME.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:13 No.6918348
    >>6918332
    NOW ALL THATS LEFT IS TO FIND THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGTER AND EAT HER. OUT, IF SHE'S HOT.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:16 No.6918380
    Read the note.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:17 No.6918396
    >>6918254
    Rampage through the nearest village until you find a terrorist scumbag, then INTERROGATE HIM!

    By which I mean eat him then search his belongings for clues.
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)04:17 No.6918400
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    >>6918269
    >>6918292
    >>6918309
    >>6918332
    >>6918348
    YOU WANT TO DO ALL OF THESE THINGS THEY ARE GOOD LONG TERM GOALS. YOU ARE A BEARSHARK OF VALUES AND HARD WORK.

    YOU SUMMON UP YOUR FUCKING CAR THAT TURNS INTO AN AWESOME SHIP AND YOU TAKE OFF FOR MOTHERFUCKINGDICKWAFFLINGAWESOME

    SPAAAAACE

    YOU FUCKING LOVE SPACE AND CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE THINGS EXPLODE AND THEN EAT A DELICIOUS PRESIDENT DAUGHTER.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:21 No.6918454
    >>6918400
    FIRST GO TO THE MOON AND PRESSGANG DRACULA INTO PROVIDING BACKUP. IF THESE ARE TRUE SPACE TITAN PIRATE TERRORISTS THEY'LL HAVE SOME SNEAKY PLOTS, AND NOBODY IS SNEAKIER THAN DRACULA SO THEN WE SHOULD BE FINE.
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)04:25 No.6918498
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    YOU USE YOUR BEAR-DAR TO PICK UP LARGE AMOUNTS OF DELICIOUS. YOU'VE FOUND THE PLANET

    TEROOOOR-3Z. IT IS A TERRIBLE PLANET FILLED WITH TERROR. TERRORISTS BEGIN SHOOTING AT YOU. THE RACISM OFFENDS YOU AND YOU HATE WHOEVER DREW ALL THIS BUT THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE.

    Fire:
    BearMISSLES
    SHARKlasers
    TURTLEGUN
    FLUXDECONFREEDOMIFIER
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)04:27 No.6918519
    Now louis is dead, he's trolling /tg with the ghost of Gary Gygax as we speak, also they have lazors
    >> Strudel110 11/29/09(Sun)04:28 No.6918533
    Wow this DM is shit RAILROADING!
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)04:28 No.6918534
    >>6918498
    No

    For a job like this

    Fire the kitchen sink
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)04:33 No.6918574
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    >>6918534
    ...ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO FIRE THE KITCHEN SINK? YOU'VE NEVER PRESSED THAT BUTTON BEFORE. ITS GOT A SKULL ON IT. AND IT IS RED.

    ARE YOU SURE!? Y/N?!
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:33 No.6918575
    >>6918534
    No.
    No way.
    You can't... you can't do that
    The kitchen sink, it's unthinkable
    Do you KNOW what that will do?
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)04:36 No.6918597
    >>6918574
    Hesitation?

    Is that Hesitation?

    We don't not do things. We are the Bearshark!

    /Y/
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:37 No.6918608
    >>6918597
    Fuck, he's right. FIRE THE KITCHEN SINK!!!!


    Follow it up with the whipped creme cannons.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:37 No.6918609
    >>6918574
    FUCK YES KITCHEN SINK YOU ARE A BEARSHARK YES
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)04:41 No.6918638
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    >>6918575
    >>6918597
    >>6918608
    >>6918609
    YOU REMEMBER WHAT AN AWESOME BEARSHARK YOU ARE AND YOU HIT THAT BUTTON LIKE YOU HIT THESE TERRORIST GUY'S MUSTACHE'D MOTHERS ...WITH YOUR DICK!

    BUT YOU HIT THE BUTTON WITH YOUR FIN. SO HARD IT FUCKING BREAKS.

    JUST LIKE THEIR MOTHERS DID THEY EVEN SHOT FIRE AND SPARKS JUST LIKE THIS IT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)04:42 No.6918648
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    OH DEAR SWEET BABYSHARK BEARJESUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PLAY GOD!?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:44 No.6918655
    >>6918638
    you know what?
    FIRE TWO MORE MOTHERFUCKING KITCHEN SINKS!!!!! THROW IN A TOILET TOO!
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)04:46 No.6918677
    >>6918648
    This is almost too easy.

    OH NO

    WHAT IF THIS WHOLE PLOT IS A SET UP BY OUR ARCH-NEMESIS BADGERDOLPHIN?

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)04:48 No.6918692
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    >>6918655
    YOU WANT TO BRHA. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE IS NOT DONE EXPLODING A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH THEIR PLANET YET.

    AND THE BUTTON IS BROKE.

    THE TERRISTS ARE DEAD AND THEIR PLANET IS DOING SOME SCIFI BULLSHIT WHERE IT SUCKS INSIDE ITS SELF LIKE THAT STUPID NEW STARTREK MOVIE HAHA.

    YOU DON'T HAVE LONG TO FIND TARGET DELICIOUS DAUGHTER OF PRESIDENT.

    WAT DO!?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:49 No.6918705
    >>6918692
    PRESIDENT'SDAUGHTERSEEKING PLUNGER!!!!!
    FUCK THE BROKEN BUTTON WE"RE GODAMN BEARSHARK WE DON"T NEED NO FUCKING BUTTONS!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:51 No.6918712
    THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE BUTTON THAT YOU CAN'T FIX

    WITH YOUR PAWS
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)04:52 No.6918724
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    >>6918677
    Don't you say his goddamn name around me you MOTHERFUCKER.

    He's dead to me ever since.... that night..
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:53 No.6918741
    >>6918712
    FIX IT? WITH PAWS? WHAT KIND OF BADGERDOLPHIN SHIT ATTITUDE IS THAT? WE FUCKING BEARSHARK IT INTO WORKING! THAT'S RIGHT, WE SIT THERE AND WE BE A BEARSHARK AND IT STARTS TO FUCKIGN WORK BECAUSE WE'RE THE FUCKING BEARSHARK FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:54 No.6918752
    >He's dead to me ever since.... that night..


    When he left us, cold and alone, with a child to raise by ourselves.
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)04:56 No.6918773
    >>6918724
    DONT FUCKING BLAME ME WHEN HE FUCKING DOES SOMETHING THEN

    THAT GUY ALWAYS HAS SOME NEFARIOUS PORPOISE AT HEART
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:56 No.6918774
    USE OUR MANLY BEARSHARK SCENT TO DRAW THE PRESIDENT DAUGTER TO US

    BICHES CAN'T RESIST OUR TESTOSTERONE-FILLED MUSK
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)04:57 No.6918783
    >>6918752
    HIS CHILD.

    THAT BASTARD DUMPED HIS KID ON US THEN DROVE OFF.

    FFFFFF-
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)04:58 No.6918800
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    >>6918705
    >>6918712
    >>6918705
    >>6918712
    >>6918741
    YOU ARE A GREAT BEARSHARK, BUT YOU LEAVE THE TECH STUFF TO THE FROGMONKEY.

    YOU DO MANAGE TO FIND THE PRINCESS THING DAUGHTER WHATEVER. AND USE THE PLUNGER TO GRAB HER. OH SHE IS FREAKING HUGE WOW. SERIOUSLY WHOA. THIS COULD FEED YOU FOR MAYBE LIKE...

    10 MINUTES.

    THE PLANET IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:00 No.6918810
    >>6918783
    HE TOLD US HE WOULD BE BACK IN AN HOUR.

    HE NEVER CAME BACK.

    THE KID SMELLED FUNNY.

    THE LITTLE BITCH STILL DOES.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:01 No.6918817
    >>6918800
    HIT THE GTFO BUTTON
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)05:02 No.6918831
    >>6918800
    SHIT IF THAT PLANET EXPLODES THE DEBRIS WILL DESTROY ALL SENTIENT LIFE IN THE SYSTEM

    QUICKLY KNOCK THAT BITCH INTO THE PLANETS GRAVITATIONAL FIELD TO TAKE ITS PLACE THEN CHUCK THAT PLANET INTO THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN

    THEN COLLECT OUR FUCKING REWARD FOR SAVING EVERYONE SORRY ASSES
    From us
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:04 No.6918839
    >>6918831
    >From us
    But they shall never know that.

    Unless we need to intimidate some bitches. In which case they will.
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)05:04 No.6918844
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    >>6918810
    ,.....wh....why do you keep reminding me of ......

    .......that night...
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)05:05 No.6918853
    >>6918844
    DO YOU WANT TO REMEMBER THAT NIGHT!?

    Y/N?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:05 No.6918854
    >>6918817
    It's broken, we hit the kitchen sink button so hard ALL BUTTONS EVERYWHERE FUCKING BROKE THE ALL BROKE BECAUSE WE'RE A FUCKING BEARSHARK FUCKYOUFUCKYEAHFUCKER!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:06 No.6918857
    >>6918853
    Y
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:06 No.6918861
    >>6918853
    >Y
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:08 No.6918879
    >>6918844
    The night that kid drove HER away...

    Y
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)05:12 No.6918917
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    >>6918857
    >>6918861
    >>6918879
    BEARSHARK: I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MY POPTARTS I KNOW I BOUGHT SOME AT THE STORE, AND I HID THEM SO OUR KIDS WOULD NOT FIND THEM I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ONE AND THEY TASTE GOOD.

    HIM: "OH I'm sorry I ate them. I thought they were free game."
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)05:16 No.6918956
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    >>6918917
    HIM: "....uh...I...I'll...go get some more for you. I'll be ...right... back..."
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)05:17 No.6918964
    >>6918917
    And then... we were forced to eat our adopted starving Ethiopian children.

    THEY WERE ALL BONE

    IT WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE

    Oh and I guess we loved them despite being smelly.


    BUT THEY TASTED TO BAD
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)05:19 No.6918979
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    >>6918917
    >>6918956
    I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT NIGHT THE MEMORY IS BURNED INTO MY BEARSHARK FLESH THE NIGHT THAT I WAS LEFT ALONE WITH OUR BEARSHARKDOLPHINBADGER CHILD.

    WHY DO YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER THIS!? WHY?

    THE PLANET IS EXPLODING AND IT IS TOO LATE TO SAVE IT SINCE THAT MEMORY TOOK SIX HOURS.

    YOU CAN HIT WARP SPEED: FUCKINGFAST.

    DO YOU WANT TO ESCAPE OR DIE? YOU ARE PRETTY SAD AFTER ALL
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:22 No.6919006
    >>6918979
    FUCK THAT.

    TAKE A THIRD OPTION.

    USE THE ANTI-BEARSHARK
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:26 No.6919035
    FIRSTQUEST, EVILQUEST

    I LOVE YOU GUYS

    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)05:28 No.6919047
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    >>6919006
    ...OF COURSE THE ANTI-BEARSHARK. HOW COULD YOU FORGET? ...YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT DOES BUT IT COMES IN A HANDY SPRAY CAN!

    IF YOU SPRAY IT ON YOURSELF YOU BET SOMETHING AWESOME WILL HAPPEN.

    Y/N?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:29 No.6919056
    >>6919047
    N

    SPRAY IT ON THE PLANET
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)05:30 No.6919064
    >>6919056
    THROW THE WHOLE FUCKING THING
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:31 No.6919073
    >>6919056
    SPRAY IT ON EVERY FUCKINGTHING
    >> Firstquest 11/29/09(Sun)05:36 No.6919112
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    >>6919073
    I AM TIRED AND I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP SO. HAHAHAHA I ACTUALLY GOT ONE OF YOU GUYS TO FALL FOR THE TRAP

    YOU SAID SPRAY IT ON EVERYTHING WELL BEAR SHARK IS PART OF EVERYTHING AND SO HE STARTS WITH HIMSELF HAHAHAHAHA IM IGNORING THE LOGICAL CHOICES FOR MY OWN GAIN.

    BEAR SHARK FEELS PAIN AS HE IS DESTROYED BY ANTI SPRAY STARTING WITH HIS OWN BRAIN.

    THERE WILL NOT BE A NEXT TIME, BUT BE GLAD THAT BEARSHARK WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU IF A TROLL SHOWS UP AND TRIES SOME OF THIS WEAK ASS SHIT!
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:38 No.6919134
    >>6919112
    ....good night sweet prince. Bearshark emperor of bearshark kind.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:40 No.6919149
    >>6919112
    NO! NOOOO BEARSHARK
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:40 No.6919153
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    >>6919112
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:40 No.6919154
    Oh, a rubyshit clone! GTFO, take your furshit with you.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:42 No.6919161
    >>6919154
    Way to miss the most epic thread in recent history by looking only at the OP.

    BEARSHARK DOES NOT FORGIVE YOUR FAILURE
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:43 No.6919169
    >>6918268
    >>6918519
    >>6918533

    You cannot recover from your fail so easily. If ever.

    BEARSHARK IS TRIUMPHANT
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 11/29/09(Sun)05:44 No.6919173
    Bearshark died for your sins so that no mater how dull or bad all quests threads may be deep down not a single one is a failure so long as they hold Bearshark in their heart.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:45 No.6919183
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    This thread... Firstquest... Evil...

    ALL BRILLIANT
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:45 No.6919184
    >>6919161
    It's a quest, and a shitty one at that. Don't need to know nore.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:46 No.6919192
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    Firstquest is god teir
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:47 No.6919200
    >>6919184
    No shit retard. Someone knew it was a shitty quest and a troll so they turned it into something funny as hell instead.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:51 No.6919223
    laughed so hard I cried
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:53 No.6919245
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    >>6919173
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:54 No.6919256
    >>6919200
    Point: Someone didn't let it die without replies.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)05:59 No.6919289
    >>6919256
    People were not letting it die, and the OP was a troll he would of kept bumping it genius.

    I love when people sage a thread and understand nothing.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)06:01 No.6919299
    >>6919184

    Your ignorance of this thread is appalling. Leave /tg/ and never return.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)06:10 No.6919379
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    I'm so happy.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)06:12 No.6919400
    >>6919289
    >he would of
    Why is it that you hate English so much?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)06:24 No.6919491
    SHITTY THREAD TURNS INTO EPIC THREAD

    ALL HAIL THE BEARSHARK
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)06:58 No.6919798
    archive thread?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)07:02 No.6919830
    >>6919798
    Already done. A fine example of a thread totally worth archiving.
    >> Interrogator Nil 11/29/09(Sun)07:13 No.6919901
    Oh god..... the laughter. I can't breath. It hurts so good.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)11:32 No.6922187
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    >> Anonymous 11/29/09(Sun)14:36 No.6923785
    ...Dear lord this is amazing



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