You other brothers can't deny

When a girl walks in with a massive fucking shield I get SPRUNG!

>>7018123
This is me, denying.

Shields of the round or heater design and the buckler are far more flexible in their usage and easier to carry when fighting and traveling.

That when a guy walks up and gets all braced

>>7018154 TAKE IT BACK! BUCKLERS SUCK

And a wide thing in your face

You get sprung

>>7018180
Nuh uh.

Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice those spikes're rough

Deep in the foes he's burying
Wide ass shield he just keeps carrying

Oh, baby it makes me perspire
Wanna be your squire

>>7018157
Please, tell me the name of this character. I used to know this, but it evades me D:

>>7018154
>>7018198
>>7018221
>>7018265
My comrades tried to snob me
But that shield you got
is just my hobby.

>>7018154

>>I prefer the company of naked men

Fix'd

f5f5f5f5f5f5f5

Wait, is Ragnarok online a good game? At least to waste the time?

>>7018360
No.

>>7018381

Yeah, thought so.

Some of the pictures are kinda hot though.

>>7018360
It's ancient and it's hard to find a good server with decent amount of players.

Shields are for fags.

Real men wield two handed weapons.

Ooh, curve of smooth steel
You say you want me at your heel?
Well lead me, lead me, because your shield sho ain't weedy.

>>7018405
no mate, real men uses two fucking shields:>>7018218
This motherfucker is an epic. When you're defense, you fucking defend!

I've seen them talk trending
"To hell with defending"
So sweat! Yet, take us on? Bad bet.

I'm tired of scholars 'n' sages
Saying shields are fo' past ages
Take the average soldier and ask him that?
"Ya gotta pack tha' plaque"

So comrades! (Yeah!) Comrades! (Yeah!)
Has your squire got your shield? (Hell yeah!)
Tell em ta brace it, brace it, brace it, brace it, brace that massive shield.
Fighter got shield.

thank you sir for your performance

Aaaaaand I'm tapped out. Both in shields and lyrical talent. THANK YOU LOS /TG/.

Awesome.

Dear OP your image is ridiculously stupid

>>7018639
You're entirely right! But I fukken love the size of the shield on the male Crusader. To me, THATS the size of a "big" shield.

Bump for towershields fuckers!

Archive this thread NAO.

>>7018639
>Dear OP your image is ridiculously awesome

BRAP BRAP BIZEYA!

OP is god tier.

pic related

Throwing down that shield for damage reduction! Yeah!

Dear OP:

You are awesome and you should feel awesome.

That is all.

I
Like
Big
Shields and I cannot lie
You other fighters can't deny
When a girl walks in with the heavy armbrace and the scutum in your face you get sprung
Wanna swing one-handed
But you notice that thing was banded
Same weight as the armour she's wearin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'
Oh, babe I wanna stand tall
By your side in the shield wall
My armsmen tried to warn me
But that shield you got make me so horny
Ooh, bound in tanned skin
You say you wana take on my men
Well, I'm here I'm here, I ain't your average chevalier

I seen them raidin'
To hell with paradin'
She's on sound ground, fights like a warhound

I'm tired of them kings
sayin' heaters are the thing
Ask the frontline what's the score
they want that half-door

So fighters -YEAH- fighters -YEAH-
Has your right man got that shield -HELL YEAH-
Well brace it brace it brace it brace it brace that massive shield
Drive 'em all back.

I like 'em big and square
And when I'm fightin' out there
I just can't help myself
I'm goin' all legionary
And damn that's scary

I wanna see that sword
and CLANG double up CLANG CLANG
I ain't talkin' 'bout them toys
heatershields were made for boys
I wannem real thick and heavy
Get me that heavy pavise
Those bows can't have us
So I'm in the coliseum
Knockin' retiarius armed like children
Keep your retiarii
I'm with the secutarii
A word to the thick-shield misters
I wanna stand wit'cha
No arrow's gonna hit'cha
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fight
'Til the break of dawn
Shield boss got it goin' on
Archers' they don't like this song
'Cause them punks like to shoot it and run
But I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm armoured strong
And I'm down to get the battle on

So knighteys -YEAH- knighteys -YEAH-
You wanna charge into these pikeys -FUCK NO-
Then turn around
Walk on out
Even 'zerkers gotta shout
Shieldwall got front

-TOWER SHIELD WITH STEEL-RIM BANDING-

Yeah baby
When it comes to hoplon
They're nothin' to my selection
Shield down to my shin?
Only if I'm kneelin'

So your brother's a skirmisher
Says a shield's just gonna kill ya
But your brother ain't got a hope in a big longbow volley
Them archers they don't want none of my shield now son
You can roll with plate or maille but please don't toss that shield
Some brothers wanna play the mad role
And they tell you the shield ain't gold
They toss it and they leave it
And I break line quick to retrieve it
So his'try say's you're shat
Well I ain't down wit' that
'Cause your planks are thick and that boss is kickin'
And I'm thinkin' 'bout breakin'
Them buckler straps in the armoury
They no good to me
Give me a tower don't want no other
The cavalry did miss 'er
Some fencer tried to diss
'Cause my name was on his list
He was fast but he went to hit it
And now that sword's stuck in it
So brothers if that shield is round
You'd best be ready to throw down
Cause my wall and me are comin' to town
Shieldwall got front
Shieldwall got front
Don't try to hit it 'cause we got much front
Don't try to hit it 'cause we got much front
Don't try to hit it 'cause we got much front
Don't try to hit it 'cause we got much front

>>7019616
>>7019608
I love you /tg/

>>7019608
>>7019616
Really Really awesome.

OP here. You are ALL awesome. SHIELD WALL! PHALANX FORMATION!

>>7019674
HA! from "Mitos y leyendas" a latin american cardgame similar to "Tragic the Garnering"

>>7019740
"Tragic: The Gardening" sounds like a great card game

>>7019781
>>7019767
>>7019762
>>7019674
>>7019884
Apparently someone misunderstands the concept of "big shield"

Bump for righteousness.

Can we get some archive in here?