>>7106332
1) get a metric fuckton of paintballs w/accessories
2) get extras with zombie makeup
3) ship out fa/tg/uys to town
4) ???
5) ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE LARP

>>7106364
You can't deny it

This is relevant to my interests. Please continue.

BUY TOWN
RENAME TO LATVERIA

Is it abandoned? Is it functional? Are the basic utilities intact (water, electricity, sewers)?

>>7106418
looks pretty abandoned brah

>>7106426
note the power lines, this town was build to be fully functional but was abandoned because lolpoor. That tower seems like watertower. So one would assume there is water and adequate plumbing to each house. But I'd watch for leaks, and you are bound to have so many in something that hasn't had water flowing through it for a while.

oh man, i hope i win the lottery tomorrow or something

rolled 1, 2, 1 = 4

Good lord. We can own both a missile silo and an entire town, and we only need three-quarters of a million dollars. Supervillians unite! A fundraiser that's actually worth it.

http://izismile.com/2009/12/11/the_whole_town_is_on_sale_in_latvia_36_pics.html

Look /tg/, I am pretty sure that between us all we can get enough money together to buy this place and make it glorious. The only thing to do then... is to make a real life Dorf Fortress.

Aww shit, there are actually people living there :/

rolled 3, 6, 4 = 13

>>7106515
Why would we need a town for a Dwarf Fort?

>>7106515
Fuck. I hope there's no river nearby!

plus 2 helicopters and a few 100 extras

lifesize city scenario wargaming.

/tg/ STOP SPENDING on 40k NOW!

Save up and let us purchase this. Imagine a town of nothing but neckbeards. LARPs, D&D, 40k, Necromunda, vidya. A glorious day awaits us!

>>7106526
I am assuming that we would be buying the land, designate a downward stairway and we can start making a glorious city... underground!

>>7106332
find 175 people who would all send you 2k. some you can convince to live there, some you can scam out of it, some you can play like it's a time share program. You can collect the money over the course of 10 years of course, and this town can be your's.

rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3

>>7106544
I imagined it. Then I vomited.

only 2691,66.. per month!

/tg/ town...
Also what country is this?

>>7106589
Latvia, read op's post

>>7106332

323k? That's less than my fucking HOUSE.

>>7106619

So when you get down to it, it's a steal!

You are now imagining /tg/ turning this town into the greatest goddamn mecca of gaming known to man.

rolled 4, 3, 2 = 9

>>7106619
Welcome to Tiny, Insignificant Country #23.

>>7106630
It is also in the middle of fucking latvia.

Nobody cares about Latvia.

>You are now imagining /tg/ turning this town into the greatest goddamn mecca of gaming known to man.

I'd be good for 5-10%, but I bet none of the rest of you paupers could contribute anything, or you wouldn't be hanging out here.

rolled 3, 2, 1 = 6

>>7106635
All I can see is a dozen fa/tg/uys Canceling Maintain Infrastructure: Interrupted By Bear.

I have a £1000 bursary coming in March, fuck university, lets roll.

>>/v/
>no internet? fuck that.

>>7106657
I know I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.

>>7106641

Perfect, that means no one will notice.

I would worry about food though. How do you reckon we can stay self sufficient?

...so what's the catch? Zombies? Werewolves? Lack of stable internet connections?

I WILL GET THE SCRILL FOR THIS SHIT.

Who wants to cyberpunk/ post-apoc LARP for months at a time?

>>7106733
Plump Helms and Ale.

>>7106526
You never undermined a whole human town?

The biggest long-term problem with this plan is that we'll have to found a society completely repulsive to women while still managing to reproduce.

And before you say RAEP remember that you're all too out of shape to escape your mom's basement, nevermind chase down tough-as-shit 2nd world Slavic girls.

So that only leaves SCIENCE!

>>7106747
It'd actually give me an excuse to not shower for up to a week at a time.

I'd be in character!

>>7106733
What's the climate like in Latvia? Clearly it snows; was the town abandoned because you can't even grow food there?

rolled 5, 3, 5 = 13

>>7106767
I have. But if we're going to do so, why do we need to buy the town in the first place?

>>7106733
Trade, Its not like we're n the fucking middle ages

You are now imagining a fa/tg/uy at the UN

>>7106747
Sounds cool, Where do you stand on the whole "Play your own gender" Rule for LARPS?

>>7106523

The large structure in the back there would be called "the hive" the dudes in haz-mat uniforms with p-90's would live in there

>>7106792
Northern Europe, Obviously everyone is going to have to create with the Arctic subtype

>>7106824
>Where do you stand on the whole "Play your own gender" Rule for LARPS?

If they're cute enough to pass off as female, so be it.

Trap or not, a 'female' face is always nice to have around.. Although the prospect might turn a few ho/tg/ents into cock hungry lunatics.

>>7106657

This will be our BBEG.

you could probably talk some small film company into it as a primo filming location. Hell, it would likely be WELL within a low budget film's capitol.

rolled 4, 1, 5 = 10

>>7106855
Dear God. We better invite /k/.

>>7106860
District 10?

>>7106860
Especially since it's cheaper for European film studios to fly to Latvia than fucking New Zealand. I like it.

So, legal question: I assume that, while we get the property, we are still a part of Latvia? Because they don't fucking sell soverignty at prices that low, not even for acre-wide islands that disappear entirely at high-tide.

>>7106882

Might not be a bad thing for /tg/.

"The age of consent in Latvia is 16. Sexual activities that do not involve vaginal intercourse can occur from age 14 (including same sex acts). "

>>7106909
Because it's the age of consent laws that are causing us all to remain virgins, am I rite?

>>7106746
My guess? Doctor Doom.

hell, you could probably sell the idea of making a documentary about LARPers and set it up in that town, find an airline that would fly in people cheap, and hold the world's largest LARP as the backdrop. Hook up some cheap catering, and bam! Free country!

rolled 4, 4, 3 = 11

Area
- Total 64,589 km2 (124th)
- (24,938 sq mi)
- Water (%) 1.57% (1,014 km2)
Population
- July 2009 estimate 2,231,503 [2] (143rd)
- 2000 ppl census 2,377,383
- Density 34.4/km2 (166th)
- (89.3/sq mi)
GDP (PPP) 2009 estimate
- Total $32.346 billion[3] (92nd)
- Per capita $14,304[3] (51st)
GDP (nominal) 2009 estimate
- Total $24.198 billion[3] (80th)
- Per capita $10,700[3] (45th)
Official languages: Latvian
Ethnic groups: 59.2% Latvians
28.0% Russians
3.7% Belarusians
2.5% Ukrainians
6.6% others
Government: Parliamentary republic
- President: Valdis Zatlers
- Prime Minister: Valdis Dombrovskis

Seriously guys, maybe not this site, but if we're ever going to purchase some land to strike the earth, we're never going to get better deals than now. Thanks to the global housing market crash and recession, prices about as low as we could expect.

Fuck, I bet we could easily buy, like, an entire section of Detroit, but then we'd have to live in fucking Detroit.

Any other promising sites, prospectors?

>>7106854
You know there are -some- females who like /tg/ related things
Just hire some of those girls who play tavern wenches at LARPS

>>7106979
If we buy the land do we get the people as well?

I want to play an epic level knight, For an evil lord that slaughters commoners

rolled 2, 3, 1 = 6

>>7106988
http://www.texasescapes.com/TexasGhostTowns/Ghost-Towns-for-Sale.htm

We could do the Texas thing.

>>7107020 hire
After spending a third of a million on the town you think we're going to have money left over for wench fees?

rolled 3, 4, 5 = 12

>>7107065
Presuming that we also have enough for food and other necessities.

>>7107085
Well we could possibly start it as a Nonprofit organization
Dedicated to [insert time-line portrayal here] and understanding [see above]
Call it as a unpaid internship to learn about [said time-line] and free travel

rolled 2, 3, 3 = 8

>>7107109
That's an interesting idea. But my mind immediately went to "Hostel" for some reason.

Is there money in torture?

>>7107085
Fuck that, we bring axes and picks only; we'll feed ourselves by strangling foxes to death with our bare hands, and grow whatever seeds we happen to find inside the native plant life we tear up to brew alcohol with.

>>7107149
It's one of the few growth markets in this current global economic climate.

rolled 4, 4, 2 = 10

>>7107171
"Choking the Fox" will quickly become a euphemism. I'm okay with this.

>>7107192
Excellent. There should be plenty of space for a few chambers, and enough tools already lying around to get the job done. Of course, people pay the most to torture Americans, so we will need to begin abducting /v/irgins.

Guys if you want to attract enough women to make the town a going concern, you'll need to tone down the creepy a bit.

Suggesting torture as a primary export is not the way to go about this.

>>7107368
Thank you Casanova

rolled 3, 6, 6 = 15

>>7107368
"Attract?"

The way this is going, we will either form raiding parties to capture rapeables from nearby towns, or BUILD THEM with rampant SCIENCE!

There was a small town in the USA that was for sale that upon purchase would grant you Mayor-For-Life.

It was only 30 families and a church, though and the price, I think was a bit steeper then in this instance.

I can see a wealthy CEO turning a village like that into a company town if they thought to build a factory or mine or something to employ people and draw more people into the city. A CEO-Mayor would have alot of power for at least a little while.

>>7107400
And just like goblin society, the kidnapped young girls raised in our dark fortresses will surpass all of us in neckbeardery.

rolled 6, 5, 4 = 15

>>7107426
That's quite disturbing. With each generation, the neckbeard traits would become more pronounced, until there was nothing left but pure neckbeard itself! The world would implode with min-maxing dickery and 40k pornography at its peak!

>>7107532
I can see it all now: "WHAT? You can't tax me for drawfaggotry! Look there, in the corner. I am exploiting the loophole in the tax code about projects done for the greater good and put a Tau symbol there!"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU FAGGOT"

rolled 6, 4, 6 = 16

>>7107564
And then the smacking begins. Cheeto dust fills the caverns.

>>7107592

The tantrum spiral would result in an invasion by UN peacekeepers.

rolled 3, 6, 5 = 14

>>7107847
Who procede to get flattened by stone-fall traps, impaled on spear traps, sawed in half by blade traps, drowned in flood traps, and mauled by war dogs until the pressure-plate mechanism time-release finally engages and floods the entire countryside with magma.

This would make a great movie.

>>7107928

. . . what if this is how the town got deserted in the first place? Maybe this is some sort of cursed neckbeard graveyard dating back to the original Bram Stoker LARP community.

rolled 5, 4, 3 = 12

>>7108080
Well, it really doesn't look overrun by magma flows. The buildings could be trapped, though. Or build atop of underground tunnels that still whisper with the spirits of the damned.

We MUST buy this town.

>>7108113

>spirits of the damned

WHERE'S MY FUCKING WALLET.

rolled 4, 4, 6 = 14

>>7108228
FUCK THE WALLET, GET THE CHECKBOOK

>>7108237
FUCK THE CHECKBOOK, BREAK MR PIGGY BANK!

rolled 5, 5, 5 = 15

>>7108255
FUCK MR. PIGGY BANK, DIG THE GOLD OUT OF GRANDMA'S FILLINGS

>>7108271
FUCK GRANDMA.

..thats it.

rolled 4, 2, 4 = 10

>>7108300
Yep.

>>7106854

You have piqued my interest, good sir.

rolled 6, 2, 6 = 14

>>7108332
I suppose you are enthusiastic about the formation of the Trap Corps?

Here's a little perspective on why the town is abandoned.

The commies would just build shit and say "LOL YOU LIVE HERE NOW!" and move in a bunch of ethnic Russians so that they could better control Latvia since the Latvians really weren't too thrilled about being absorbed into the Soviet empire during WWII.

So, I'm willing to bet that the town is fully functional, but a prime example of mid-century craptastic commie urban planning. People probably moved out when Latvia got their independence and went back to Russia. I'm also willing to bet there's not really any good reason for the town to exist other than LOL COMMUNIST CENTRAL PLANNING!

Also, there's going to be a shitload of lawn to mow.

>>7108386

Enlisting more than calling upon them.

Trap corps aside, this sounds like a fuckwin idea, but let's be honest - /tg/ has neither the funds nor the organization to pull this off.

Best S.T.A.L.K.E.R. LARP setting ever.

rolled 2, 4, 1 = 7

>>7108408
Perhaps not, but our efforts could easily be maneuvered into making this a kickass setting, rather than a physical bastion of 4channers.

>>7108422

Well, we've got an established dorf fortress beneath the town, all "females" are actually traps, it's cold enough to freeze piss before you even get it out, and there're spirits haunting the lower tunnels.

rolled 3, 6, 2 = 11

>>7108450
Periodic seiges by an old Soviet unit that has formed its own miniature tribe in the wilderness?

>>7108530

I like it.

Name it, writefag it, and slap an article about it up on 1d4chan.

rolled 4, 6, 4 = 14

>>7108574
Righty-oh then. Any other ideas?

>>7108611

Hmmm... Maybe the town's political parties are each based on a 40k faction, and the mayor is known as the "Emprah". The town has nine religions, based on the various components of the Alignment Chart.

All vehicles are vans, otherwise known as METAL BAWKSES, and for formal events, the standard attire is Fuklaw costume for males, Cultist costume for females/traps/whatever.

rolled 4, 1, 5 = 10

>>7108649
Vans are powered by a sticky, black substance very similar to tar, obviously deemed promethium. It seeps from the ground in several large areas, and nothing grows in a wide radius around those areas. Town TECHBOYS theorize that the land is contaminated by old Soviet experiments.

The religions with the most followers are True Neutral, Chaotic Neutral, Chaotic Good, and Chaotic Evil. The majority of the population considers itself neutral, while a great number of fa/tg/uys choose to identify as Chaotic Evil for comedic purposes. Chaotic Good battles with them weekly in skirmishes with models and real, physical violence.

>>7108738

Don't forget our Patron God of Orphan Revenge.

>>7108738

Meatbread vending machines in all public buildings, coming in a variety of flavors.

Police force bears Angry Marines heraldry. Not sure on what they'd be called.

"When pigs fly" or equivalent expressions are replaced with "When Dark Eldar get an updated codex".

rolled 6, 1, 5 = 12

>>7108771
The visage of the mighty Aku graces the front wall of the orphanage, which is filled with kittens. No children are unwanted (so far).

>>7108781
Meatbread is the food of choice, and comes in an astounding variety, with fillings ranging from "questionably meaty" to "steak". Vending machines are placed in strategic locations around town and inside all buildings. They are tended daily by the GUILD OF MEATY BREADLINGS.

The police force, or commissariat, bears the herald of the Angry Marine, and tolerates no disrespect. Members are required to yell curses constantly and greet all citizens with an extended middle finger. They are armed with chainsaw-swords and nail-bats. Non-lethal force is referred to as "missing."

>>7108877

Chaos political party is divided into five different wings - one dealing with plans to increase the town's wealth, one dealing with the town's military, one dealing with the town's biological weapons, one dealing with legislating the various perversions going on behind closed doors, and one keeping the other four in check.

Also, what is this utopia's name?

So if we have to come up with 2296 or whatever every month... then that's roughly 200 fa/tg/uys for about 10 bucks a month for ten years.

Dude, we can totally do this.

>>7108955

I think one of the quest threads gave us the perfect name.

Teajy.

>>7109008

I'm partial to Tiji, but that's just me.

rolled 3, 4, 6 = 13

>>7108955
The Undivided party is party is the smallest, but rivals the others in power. It is composed of jacks-of-all-trades, those who know a little bit of everything and have diverse interests.

The Red party is mainly concerned with the military, weaponry, hunting, and violence in general. Their reputation as bloodthirsty rageaholics is mostly deserved.

The Pink party busies itself with perversions of all sorts, sensory enhancement, and the lucrative prostitution guild. They are known mostly for being partiers who just happen to control almost all of the booze and marijuana.

The Blue party is the merchant and general "planning" association, in many instances unfavorably compared to the Illuminati. As the wealthiest, most paranoid, and most thouroughly prepared, its members are known for outrageous schemes and ridiculous profits.

The Green party is the most obscure, dealing in biological weaponry and certain medical disciplines. Most of their time is spent culturing bacterial and viral strains, some of which have uses other than destruction. Members are known for being immune to nearly any natural infection.

>>7108968

On a related note, the denizens of /x/ were planning to develop a ghost town somewhere in America as a living space / seasonal horror based resort. It was impressive how earnest they were about it. Were it not for the go/b/in flood I think they would have got a lot further. Seriously, it was really impressive.

They even set up a forum for it. If the thread is still here tomorrow I see if I can dig it out. The original threads might also be in the 4chan archive.

>>7109024

Hey, that works too. As long as we've got the reference in the name.

I think, in order to gather the appropriate funds, we need to consider getting other boards in on the deal.
In my opinion, we should consider sharing ownership with /a/, /co/, possibly /v/, definitely /x/ and /k/ (purely for security purposes).
Oh, and /d/. Definitely /d/.

>>7109076

>possibly /v/

I don't think most of /v/'s denizens are old enough to move anywhere on their own.

>>7109102
We only need their money. Remember the Games Workshop creed.

rolled 5, 6, 3 = 14

>>7109076
The /d/ territory, also known as TRAP JUNCTION, is a division of the town that plays host to the members of the population that prefer to indulge in more "extreme" flavors of perversity. It is noted for its black-hole like draw: the deeper into the territory you go, the more the people and places around you seem to be dedicated to the fringe. At the center of the JUNCTION, town members are accepted into the fold of /d/, to a chorus of ZARDOZ! as the jopyous son or daughter chooses their perversion.

>>7109124

Eh, point. Tell them it's going towards the development of a 4chan vidjyagame or somesuch.

/d/ would honestly make interesting bedfellows, in the less-literal sense.

rolled 1, 1, 4 = 6

>>7109154
>jopyous

joyous

HERES WHAT WE DO

STAGE 1

1. FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH /K/ AND /TRV/
2. FA/TG/UYS STOP BUYING SHIT, SAVE UP MONIES
3. /K/OMMANDOS ROB INFERIOR RACES/BUILD UP SUPPLIES
4. /TRV/ FIGURES OUT A WAY FOR US TO ALL GET THERE (BOOK PLANE/TRAIN TICKETS, WORK OUT CARPOOLS ETC)

STAGE 2

5. WE BUY TOWN/GO THERE
6. WE DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM LATVIA, DECLARE OURSELVES A FREEDOM LOVING REPUBLIC
7. COPY AMERICAN CONSTITUTION, THROW IN SOME AYN RAND PHILOSOPHY/MERITOCRACY

STAGE 3

8. SELL OUR SOULS TO FOREIGN CORPORATIONS (KEEP IN MIND ANY RANDIAN PHILOSOPHY MEANS NO GOVERNMENT REGULATION) LOOKING TO DO ILLEGAL RESEARCH IN OUR CITY-STATE, GET LOTS OF MONEY
9. AT THIS TIME /TRV/ WILL START BITCHING, GET /K/ TO JAIL THEM
10. USE THEM AS TEST SUBJECTS, DEVELOP BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS AND THE CURE

STAGE 4

11. WALL OFF CITY
12. START CONSCRIPTION
13. ENSURE EVERYONE HAS BASIC MILITARY TRAINING
14. STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES, BECOME SELF-RELIANT

STAGE 5

15. RELEASE BIOLOGICAL WEAPON IN MAJOR CITIES THROUGHOUT THE WORLD (AND MADAGASCAR)
16. DECLARE STATE OF EMERGENCY, SUSPEND ALL TRAVEL

STAGE 6

17. WAIT A COUPLE YEARS
18. SELL CURE TO ELITE CLASS OF SURVIVING NATIONS (NOT CHINA, INDIA OR RUSSIA OR ANY OTHER NATIONS THAT CAN THREATEN OUR DOMINANCE. ONLY HAVE OUR GUYS INOCULATE THEM SO THEY CAN'T MAKE THEIR OWN CURE) FOR ABSURD AMOUNT OF MONEY
19. WHILE COUNTRIES ARE STILL IN ANARCHY/SPLIT UP INTO FACTIONS START EXPANDING INTO NEARBY AREAS
20. BUY NUCLEAR DEVICES/
21. OFFER BASIC NECESSITIES AND CURE FOR PEOPLE WILLING TO WORK FOR THE NEW GOVERNMENT (PRIMARILY ARMY PEOPLE). KEEP THEM HAPPY

STAGE 7

22. DETONATE NUCLEAR DEVICES IN ANY BIG CITIES/NEW GOVERNMENT CAPITALS
23. CONTINUE RAPID EXPANSION
24. BECOME GLOBAL SUPER POWER

STAGE 8

25. REBUILD WORLD AS WE SEE FIT

>>7109184

From LATVIA?

>>7109184
Seeing as we're going with Randian morality, it is going to end in a bloody fist fight as our "leaders" begin to feast on the fat of their own bodies.

>>7109212
YES

>>7109218
IT'S ACTUALLY A DICTATORSHIP

rolled 6, 5, 6 = 17

>>7109184
STAGE 9

26. EXPAND TO SOLAR SYSTEM
27. EXPAND OUTSIDE SOLAR SYSTEM
28. DEVELOP FTL, FORM EMPIRE
29. SLOW DECLINE
30. FOUNDATION EMERGES TO REBUILD EMPIRE
31. EMPIRE PROSPERS
32. SLOW DECLINE
33. GOTO 30
30. HEAT DEATH OF UNIVERSE

>>7109183
It's okay. I read it as 'poju'ous.

>>7109184

What will our counter-measures be if LATVIA doesn't want us to break off from it?

I don't think we'd have the equipment to deal with a military force.

>>7109268
PROTEST TO OUR AMERICAN BIG BROTHER INSPIRATIONS AND KEEP IN MIND THAT THE CORPORATIONS THAT WILL PROFIT FROM THIS ARE FOR THE MOST PART IN CONTROL OF AMERICA

rolled 2, 1, 4 = 7

>>7109252
>30. HEAT DEATH

34.

>>7109256
That also works.

>>7109268
With a Latvian military force? We'll just have someone from /k/ bring a few hand grenades.

>>7109184
Step 6 should read "chained to wall in real life BBEG's rape dungeon brothel".

>>7109424

I'm... Okay with this.

Why would they spend all this money building a town then sell it for dirt cheap?

>>7110544

OP here, I woke up just now

love what you've done to the place. Maybe a touch of new paint is in order though?

You know, for what it's worth, I could personally swing the 300K, but you guys have to convince me that selling my condo and dropping out of law school to become a third world tyrant is a good career move.

I mean, I wouldn't want to buy this place and suddenly find it full of /d/eviants trying to lure me into their rape dungeons...

>>7109184
>THROW IN SOME AYN RAND PHILOSOPHY/MERITOCRACY
>AYN RAND

Pro-tip: You not the ubermensch.
Rand's life work was attempting to prove why idiots like you are meaningless and the more fortunate would be justified in forcing you into a sweatshop until you become unprofitable, when you'll be forced to sell your organs and left to die.

>>7112267
PROTIP: ITS ACTUALLY A DICTATORSHIP

Buy town. Establish the Imperium

>>7112247
Other law student here. I am assuming you were also a poli-sci major, and you can't tell me you never fantasized about it during your undergraduate career.
Also, it's post-soviet, that's the Cadillac of potential dictatorships.

this makes me depressed. Imagine all the people who once lived in that town, all their hopes and dreams. Now its abandoned, lost, and the struggling government is so desperate its forced to sell what was once these peoples whole lives for pennies on the dollar. It makes me sad

>>7109076

Not sure if trap...

>>7112247

> third world tyrant

second world, technically, since Latvia's an ex-SSR.

>>7106824
If you are a man playing a woman you must take it in the butt.

>>7112370
>not sure if trap
Does it really matter?

You know you'd tap that azn ass regardless...

>>7109184
How are we gonna get /k/ to do all that? And why would they want to join us? Last time I checked, they were pretty libertarian. They're just gonna bitch and moan about politics like they always do.

>>7112316
Yes, guilty on both counts. I mean, what is political science, if not a playground for aspiring despots?

Damn you, /tg/, I'm getting dangerously close to actually giving this a try...

>>7112447
>second world vs. third world
It may be second world now, but once the town's fully populated by /tg/ and declares sovereignty, you know it'll end up becoming the Somalia of Europe...

Undoubtedly, this would be a location somewhere in town.

>>7112606
Oh man, I can see it now! Two fa/tg/uys sit in front of a table with a tabletop game. On the town square (which is rebuilt to be a large version of the tabletop terrain) stand the inhabitants in battle gear with dozens of /k/ommandos around them, preventing them from escaping. Whenever one of the fa/tg/uys make a move on the tabletop, the inhabitants of the town are forced to go to that place in real-life. That way. The fun really begins when battle is joined.

I'm beginning to wonder if this is just an elaborate hoax. I can't seem to find any information as to exactly what town this is, or who to contact in order to purchase it.

Do we have an Latvia-fags here that could confirm this place really is up for sale?

Seems like we'll eventually need supplies and money, so what would we base our nation's economy on?

Considering that we'll be setting up a comically evil dictatorship, I vote for cornering the market on selling legitimate titles of nobility to the world's idle rich.

Also, since Switzerland pussied out and started cooperating with foreign tax agencies, we could set up a few unethical banks with anonymous numbered accounts.

We could become the thailand of eastern europe, with a government endorsed sex trade.

>>7112482
Yes, but we also have no gun laws.
So they're too busy thinking about what cruise missile or orbital weapons platform they want to buy next.

>>7112826
I have two questions, what could we offer to outdo Amsterdam's legalized prostitution, and is /d/ invited to help out?

>>7112867

Socialized Prostitution. Like public health, but with whores!

>>7112867
>>7112913
S'cuse me for getting all feminist on you, but could we at least provide protection and benefitst to prostitutes for a safe working environment? Also, brothels are always a good idea.

>>7112867
First thing that comes to mind, use some of that fucked up soviet architecture to an advantage, so our prostitutes (also reasonably skilled actresses) can play out the role of a helpless girl who has survived the apocalypse, and needs you to protect and save her from a shortage of non-radioactive, zombified cock. Or just make the age of consent lower than Amsterdam, and watch as people flock to enjoy the "culture and history."

/d/ is always welcome, we can have out (apparently) very advanced world-killing disease creating R&D department work with them to create a tentacle monster.

>>7106332

Step 1: Set up an account that /tg can put money into.
Step 2: Set up a spokesperson for /tg
Step 3: We need to elect a treasurer.
Step 4: Purchase Latvian Town
Step 5: Send out team of Fatguys to recon the site.
Step 6: Depending on step 5,s report, we will come up with a plan to develop food and clean water.
Step 7: Develop electricity
Step 8: Connectivy to Internet
Step 9: Import Women
Step 10: Draft a constitution, and a sort of governing body.
Step 11: Let teh Gamez begin!!

>>7112945
We're a third world dictatorship that uses its inhabitants as tabletop models. I don't think we're very big on women's rights.
(unless they're short and stout like dorfs, of course)

>>7112945
Of course. THIS IS TIJI. Where prostitution is not some back alley alternative to homelessness. We have well-payed, government regulated, benefit enjoying Companions.

You know what I'd like to do? Elf hunting
It's like this. First, we surgically alter an inhabitant's ears so that they're pointy, then we put them in a dress, then we let them run away. After that, the chase can begin.

>>/d/ is always welcome, we can have out (apparently) very advanced world-killing disease creating R&D department work with them to create a tentacle monster.
>>/d/
>>Tentacle monster development

We shall call it.... COCKTHULU!

>>7112980
I think it depends. If you're a member of the ruling class, master race, then you can join the Companions Guild, where you are officially endorsed by the Tijian government as being a master of your craft.

Otherwise, you're a latvian slave class, so you're property.

>>7112987
Government doesn't regulate Companions, dude, the guild does. And it does it well, because one Companion with a bad rep reflects badly on all of them, and theirs is a noble tradition.

>>7113011
>Tijian government

That has far, far too nice a ring to it.

>>7113011
FYI you won't have to enforce a people as property rule. There are large numbers of people - some quite lovely, male and female - who would jump at the chance to be owned.

>>7113029
Still, I have a hard time believing that such an organization reached such high levels of respect and dignity without having some officially sanctioned starting ground to grow from.

>>7113049
You'd probably still need to enforce it though, because for every the that accept and enjoy ownership, there's that bad seed that can't understand they are what they are for their own good, and the good of our society.

Rush, Arkansas is an abandoned mining town from the 1920's in case, you know, we can't afford to all move to Latvia. A few standing buildings, several mines with zinc, bauxite, silver and diamonds in the area.

Also, Tijian education should be historical campaigns. Start off in ancient greece, introduce Aristotle, Democritus, Euripides, etc., as NPC's. Then follow it with Roman, Crusades, and other games to expand on those ideas.

>>7109184
is lucky he didn't mention the football stadiums of those cities, or he'd be on his way to jail right now...

>>7113310

I wonder how many will get that subtle reference of yours.

>>7113439
Glad someone did at least, reminds me how long I've been here for though - that whole event still seems pretty recent to me.

>>7113310
I chuckled.
You don't mess with football.

>>7113649
>>7113554
>>7113439
>>7113310

fellow /b/rothers detected.

>>7113689
>>7113649
>>7113554
>>7113439
>>7113310
/b/utt/b/uddy pileup.

Cleanup isle four.