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    52 KB PotatoQuest III The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)20:09 No.7236915  
    You are a potato.

    You have always been a potato.

    As a potato you have formed a potato hivemind and brainjacked the CEO of AngryCorp. and his daughter. You are currently commanding young Emma to infiltrate her neighbor's house and introduce her friend Brian to the potato hive.

    She is currently being piloted by the scoutato, your youngling sporetatoes have matured bringing your sporetato count to three. You also have a bag of fellow vegetables, fruits and bread products that are willing to serve. Adam, the CEO of AngryCorp. rests in a comatose state on the couch.

    What is your next action?
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:09 No.7236920
    I mash myself.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:09 No.7236923
    I eat this guy.
    >> Gelatinous Rube 12/21/09(Mon)20:11 No.7236936
    I like where this is going
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:11 No.7236939
    Prepare to mash the CEO in a highly ritualized manner, as a way of demonstrating our power, as well as giving the other potatos and vegetables a taste of what's to come when our potato conquest of the world comes to fruition.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:13 No.7236959
    Prepare some butter as well. No one likes mashed potatos without butter!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:13 No.7236972
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)20:14 No.7236981
    Roll 1d100 for class change.

    Roll 1d100 for event 'Kali's Sacrifice'.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:14 No.7236987
    assimilate the mother and son
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:14 No.7236994

    Glad somebody got that
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)20:17 No.7237034
    We broke out of hell once.

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:19 No.7237051
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:20 No.7237058
    rolled 21 = 21

    now roll for kalis sacrifice
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)20:23 No.7237102

    You have transformed, your potato form flattening and altering into a mushy paste, your roots remain as they are. You may now move your roots through your body, and change shape to fit into small spaces.


    You reach for a meat tenderizer and smash his skull in, he is no longer under your control, since he's fucking dead.

    The scoutato/Emma has met with Brian next door, he seems pretty happy. She awaits further instructions, until she gets them she will assume 'normal neighbor girl' mode.
    >> Mr. Writefag !!agJQfbu/U98 12/21/09(Mon)20:25 No.7237131
    I missed PotatoQuest II
    Whatever happened to the renegade potatoe?

    P.S - I'm back and ready to roll as terribly as I did the other day.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:26 No.7237135
    make her check where everything is
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:27 No.7237146
    potatoquest 2
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:29 No.7237165
    Angry CEO 2. Delicious crossover with Potato Quest 2

    Also, is CEO dead for good now, or is he gonna break out of hell (again)?
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:31 No.7237183
    that doesnt matter at this moment right now we need to plan what to do next
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)20:31 No.7237184

    He is dead again.

    It only makes sense to give him another shot...
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)20:32 No.7237195
    She and Brian have moved to the backyard to play soccer.

    Roll 3d12, awareness check.
    >> Mr. Writefag !!agJQfbu/U98 12/21/09(Mon)20:34 No.7237210
    rolled 3, 12, 7 = 22

    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)20:37 No.7237237

    In the backyard you see a swingset, and two turned over toy bins to serve as goals. A chainlink fence with a small door on it serves to let you and Brian know your limits.

    It's a pretty typical backyard.
    >> Mr. Writefag !!agJQfbu/U98 12/21/09(Mon)20:40 No.7237270
    Did we actually turn 2 carrots into super-sharp-extra-hard spikes?
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:42 No.7237297
    Wait for an opening and infect him?
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)20:43 No.7237306

    In the past two days your quest has gone on, you've forgotten about your command to weaponize the carrots. Look into the bag you see that the long potato has put effort into sharpening two of them, every shaving made to whittle them down elicited a cry of carrot ecstasy.

    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)20:44 No.7237318

    Roll 3d20 for sneak attack.

    Roll 1d200 for dominance.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:45 No.7237333
    rolled 11, 3, 4 = 18

    rollan for sneak attack
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:46 No.7237338
    rolled 36 = 36

    rolling for dominance
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:48 No.7237373
    ... Man that roll failed
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:48 No.7237374
    rollan for sneak attack
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:49 No.7237380
    rollan for sneak
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)20:50 No.7237384

    Brian freaks out as the scoutato rips off of Emma's back, she is stunned for a moment but then begins to approach Brian. He kicks the scoutato, sending it into one of the goals.

    He doesn't yet seem aware that Emma is still under out control.

    The scoutato lives, but is in bad shape.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:50 No.7237392
    fuuuuuuck, forgot how to do the /tg/ roll thing, can some good gentleman remind me of what to put in the email field?
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:51 No.7237400
    have emma freak out, clinging to brian, let him lead us inside
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:51 No.7237404
    or whatever
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)20:53 No.7237412

    1d30, bluff check.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:54 No.7237422
    rolled 8 = 8

    rolling for bluff check
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:54 No.7237427
    rolled 20 = 20

    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)20:57 No.7237452

    He feels you are acting strangely, seeing a small monstrosity leap off of your back has unnerved him, but he still wants to trust you.

    1d80, for final attempt at bluffing.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:58 No.7237462
    rolled 44 = 44

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:01 No.7237493
    i hope that worked
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)21:01 No.7237497

    He flips the fuck out and begins to run into his house, in his haste he has left the door open but is still distrusting of Emma.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:03 No.7237518
    try to lie our way into making him trust us
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:03 No.7237522
    Well, it should be harder for CEO to get at us for now, at least. He's in Tartarus.
    >> Mr. Writefag !!agJQfbu/U98 12/21/09(Mon)21:06 No.7237535
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)21:08 No.7237543
    The scoutato latches back onto Emma, the two go into the house as though nothing is amiss, she tells Brian's mother that they're playing a game, like tag but she is a monster. She bought it. You find the bathroom door locked, with whimpering coming from inside.

    Brian is hiding from you.

    1d80, panicked bluff check.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:09 No.7237561
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Mr. Writefag !!agJQfbu/U98 12/21/09(Mon)21:10 No.7237564
    rolled 76 = 76

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:10 No.7237568
    >> Mr. Writefag !!agJQfbu/U98 12/21/09(Mon)21:11 No.7237574

    Oh, you fucker.
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)21:11 No.7237575
    He doesn't buy it, he insists you're an alien.



    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)21:12 No.7237580
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    >> Mr. Writefag !!agJQfbu/U98 12/21/09(Mon)21:12 No.7237586
    Can the scoutatoe change class to mashed potatoe to get in under the doorframe and possess Brian?
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:13 No.7237591
    go along with it. scare the shit out of him. why not.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:14 No.7237597
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:14 No.7237599
    if he wont open the door we will force him out, grab a lighter and anything flammable laying around and smoke his ass out and as he comes out in the disorder sneak attack!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:14 No.7237603
    Tell him to stop being a wuss and play alien with you.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:15 No.7237609
    take down and posses the mother
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)21:15 No.7237614

    He could, though you may wish to consider the effects of that.

    The mashed potato class is a lot more versatile as an escape artist and stealth agent, but no matter how powerful his mobility roots they have to be able to support his mushy form, making him a great deal weaker and easier to defeat. You may change any potato's class once a day.

    You may by rolling 1d100.


    2d50 for nightmare check.
    >> Mr. Writefag !!agJQfbu/U98 12/21/09(Mon)21:18 No.7237650
    rolled 30 = 30

    Rolling for class change.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:19 No.7237656
    go down stairs and tell the mother that brian had a psychotic break
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)21:21 No.7237665
    He doesn't change classes unfortunately.

    As a little girl and a potato, you have no idea where to get a lighter.

    She was in her bedroom, watching House.

    Sneak attack with the scout or bluff first?
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:21 No.7237672
    rolled 44, 4 = 48

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:22 No.7237676
    bluff with>>7237656
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)21:24 No.7237692

    You begin describing horrible things your potato monster is going to do, they're not very detailed or personal, in fact a few are ripped straight from Friday the 13th. Regardless, he is scared right out of his fucking mind and won't stop crying.

    At this point, it's not a bluff. As soon as she walks past you the scoutato detaches and latches onto her back.

    Roll 1d104 for dominance.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:25 No.7237695
    rolled 25 = 25

    roll for domination
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:27 No.7237708
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:27 No.7237710
    ok, thats it, I will never roll again as my rolls are spectacularly horrible
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)21:28 No.7237722
    A stalemate, both the scoutato and Mrs. McClellan are about evenly matched in willpower.

    Either roll a 1d50 'all or nothing' event which could jeopardize your control over her, or make a 2d10 control check with every command you give her.

    The choice is yours.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:28 No.7237726
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:29 No.7237737
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:30 No.7237745
    rolled 38 = 38

    for it all
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:31 No.7237757
    You will never roll as bad as >>7237737
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)21:32 No.7237760

    I have no idea how you guys keep your dice rolls out of the e-mail field, but you're gonna have to start making them visible for your roll to be legal. Else I'm going to assume you're rolling 1d1s to fuck it up.

    You assert control, the host is yours. She currently needs to scoutato to connect to the hivemind.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:34 No.7237779

    Hang on... we can't tell what they've put into the rollers. They might be closet angry men thoughts going dice+1d1
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:34 No.7237781
    have emma go downstairs to deal with anybody who comes in asking questions, have the mother comfort brian, make sure that he does not see scoutpotato
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:35 No.7237790
    just jealous of my failure rolls
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)21:36 No.7237799

    Emma sits at the table and goes into 'neighbor girl' mode, and begins drawing very poor depictions of Batman villains.

    The scoutato hides in the small of her back while she tells him that Emma went home.

    Roll 2d4, motherly bluff check.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:37 No.7237802
    rolled 3, 4 = 7

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:37 No.7237808
    Mothers are the best fucking liars in the world.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:38 No.7237815
    rolled 1, 2 = 3

    gogo bluff
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:39 No.7237822
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:41 No.7237837
    Angry Quest here.

    You potatos better get ready for the rouxination we're gonna visitater upon your fucking asses once we break out.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:41 No.7237838
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    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:44 No.7237852

    You lack spore makers. You are irrelevant.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:44 No.7237856
    we need to immolate the CEO's body
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)21:44 No.7237857

    Your bluff succeeds, he opens the door and embraces her in a hug.

    And then feels the potato.

    She holds onto him, as the scoutato makes another attempt.

    1d100 for domination.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:45 No.7237863
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:45 No.7237866
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:46 No.7237871
    rolled 67 = 67

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:46 No.7237874
    rolled 72 = 72

    my rolls still suck
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:47 No.7237878
    This kid has a will of steel.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:47 No.7237890
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:48 No.7237891

    ye invisi-rollers do not count.

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:48 No.7237896
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)21:48 No.7237900

    Seriously, it might just be angry CEO fags messing with the rolls.

    No matter how good or bad the rolls are, I'm no longer taking any hidden dice rolls.


    It succeeds, the scoutato latches onto the boy on the back of the neck. His mother falls limp to the ground, her will no longer her own but also now severed from the hivemind.
    >> Mr. Writefag !!agJQfbu/U98 12/21/09(Mon)21:52 No.7237923
    Have Emma and Brian transport the Mother's corpse to our original pantry. There we can plant starch and seeds in her and she shall birth the next wave of our potatoe-brethren.

    Then get on turning some carrots into weapons.

    P.S - Did we or did we not absorb the rice hivemind? 'Cause they were bros.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:53 No.7237935
    rolled 61 = 61

    have the kids drag the mother back to wherever we left the CEOs body, reassemble our forces, pray that noone starts a sweet mother breaking out of coma heaven quest
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)21:54 No.7237942
    Fans of Angry CEO: If you don't cut the shit, I'm putting the brakes on Angry CEO and having the gods unmake him.

    It will be unpleasant.

    We don't need to mess with the potatoheads; we'll beat them all on our fucking lonesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:56 No.7237955

    Search Mother's brain for knowledge of the vegetables in the house. There will be food here. We must convert and spread the glorious empire.
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)21:57 No.7237958

    She's actually not dead, just comatose due to having no will being exerted upon her.

    We can make an anti-life check to connect her to the hivemind psychically, or we could latch another potato onto her.

    Or yeah just stash the comatose body.

    We have no idea where the CEO's original body is however, his second body was left on the couch.

    We've already sharpened two, have four of them currently devoted to hosting sporetatoes. Two more await function in the bag.

    The rice is a separate entity, having its own hivemind but still remaining loyal to us.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:58 No.7237972
    rolled 66 = 66

    search the house for our brethren
    >> The Marshmallow Bandito 12/21/09(Mon)21:59 No.7237978
    Her will not her own, but severed from the hivemind? ....so shes dead.
    >> Mr. Writefag !!agJQfbu/U98 12/21/09(Mon)22:00 No.7237984
    The carrots can still be weaponised, we're just not thinking about it enough.

    Anyway, as >>7237955 said, psy-rape her brain for vegetable knowledge and then drag her back to our domain where she can be put to work.
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)22:00 No.7237991

    You search the pantry and fridge for other potential comerades, you find six more carrots, five more potatoes, a bag of rice and a loaf of bread.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:01 No.7237996
    where are we? country? suburban? urban?
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:02 No.7238005
    any oranges? i fucking love oranges.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:03 No.7238007

    We also need knowledge of the neighbors. Mother will know more than either of the girl or the boy. We especially need knowledge of gardeners, authority figures and the presence of vegetable gardens in the area.

    Also, knowledge of how to drive a car. If our tubers can grow legs and eyes, we can flee in a vehicle in extremis.
    >> Missionary Chuck 12/21/09(Mon)22:08 No.7238034
    Hey, did we all forget about the teenager?
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)22:12 No.7238059
    PotatOP, what time of year is this happening? Gauging the effectiveness of a current CEO plan.
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)22:12 No.7238061

    The scoutato detaches from Brian, he falls limp. It latches back onto his mother who stands back up who shares her knowledge with you.

    Her husband is an FBI agent and their only son is Brian. It's a suburban area in a small neighborhood, with a park placed in the center.

    You acquire seven oranges.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:13 No.7238068

    I sense a link with Hobo Quest
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)22:14 No.7238069

    According to the mother, it is August 20th. The year is irrelevant, we'll just say 'this year'.
    >> HobOP !v.2GC0aIsw 12/21/09(Mon)22:17 No.7238090

    No crossover planned yet. Must investigate further.

    For those who care, my brother's in stable condition. Hoboquest will continue tomorrow.
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)22:22 No.7238119
    That's a relief. Hope he's feeling better!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:39 No.7238137
    should we go to more houses gain more resources then set up ambushes?
    >> The PotatOP !zJYORZSm4M 12/21/09(Mon)22:42 No.7238149

    I think I should bring this to an end now.

    4chan is screwing up, and the posts have slowed.

    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:46 No.7238176

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