OHSHI-

But he was stupid and no-one liked him. So let's focus on someone else instead.

Check inventory.
Look around.

Now, having abandoned his mercenary company for this savage backwater planet, Endman seeks the treasure rumored to be held aboard this primitive seagoing craft!

Equipment check:

* One sword
* One set oxygen-recycling tanks

The ship will soon be gone!

What will you do, Endman of Futuron?

Oh my god. Oh my god, yes, yes, yes.

Swim over to the ship and beat up some dudes.

>>10031754
>>10031787

Use Palm-tree as catapult to throw us to the primitive sea-going craft.

Swim to the ship and climb aboard from below. Oxygen recycling tanks should be useful in the water.

And if we can't climb aboard, just grab onto the bottom and go for a ride until she moors somewhere.

Stab 2 holes in your oxigen tank.
Use the outcoming oxigen's presure to use the tanks as a JETPACK!

>>10031809
Use palm tree, if elastic enough, to spring out into the water, decreasing swimming time.

>>10031818
>>10031823
>>10031822

It's funny because all of those were MYTH BUSTED.

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please.

HELL YES LEGO QUEST

A PURE SPRING ERUPTING FROM THE SEA OF SECOND-HAND BONG WATER THAT IS SUMMER /tg/ !!!

IT'S LIKE SNARKLEMAS CAME EARLY

>>10031860
Not in Lego they weren't. I used to make shit like this up with my Lego figures all the time.

Isn't stuff like this the point of Lego quest?

rolled 5 = 5

>>10031885
Whoa, looks like you dropped it under the table.

>>10031903

*oof*

What now, Endman?

rolled 10 = 10

>>10031872

Rollan

Dive underwater and stealthy approach the boat

The palm leaves! On this planet, plant matter is as stuff as plastic!
Use a big palm leaf as a surfboard! Surf after them!

If you want something done right...

...don't count on a palm tree.

Roll a d12 to see how stealthily you can approach the ship, please.

rolled 3 = 3

>>10032079

>>10032107
Cock.

/tg/ fails to roll d12s
Never play a barbarian guys

>>10032107

Dammit, you foiled my plan

>>10032107

As you approach the ship, you suddenly remember you're a terrible swimmer!

The loud, frantic splashing draws the pirates' attention!

"Y'arr! Looks like we caught ourselves a boarder!"

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Endman!

>>10032167

Oh my god johnny thunder is a pirate.

rolled 9 = 9

>>10032167
Be saved by god?

>>10032192
Okay, so God's going to save us....

rolled 8 = 8

>>10032167
Stab the sword in the side of the ship and climb up.

rolled 3 = 3

>>10032167
Dive underwater and try to hang onto the bottom of the boat

>>10032192

You don't know what plans your creator has for you...

>>10032272
Wait, is it going to eat us? or are we Aquaman?

...but it looks like you'll be around a little longer!

What will you do, Endman?

(in the future, please state specific actions... even if they're a little silly)

rolled 6 = 6

>>10032272
Jump on its face, and when it thrashes to bite us, we use its momentum to leap onto the ship.

>>10032294
GET ON THAT BOAT

rolled 11 = 11

>>10032294
Command the narwhal to jump and attack a pirate with its horn

>>10032333
>In this post

SHIT GOES DOWN

>>10032304
>>10032306

rolled 6 = 6

>>10032294
Use the Narwhals horn thing to poke a hole in the bottom of the boat. When it sinks and the pirates drown, we can weigh ourselves down and use the oxygen recyclers to plunder the sunken wreck. Then we ride the Narwhal to shore, a palm raft covered in booty tied to it.

>>10032360
THAT CRAZY GRINNING PIRATE IS GOING TO DIE

>>10032360
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ySKNZYT2A

And this is the music playing in the background.

rolled 10 = 10

>>10032360
Roll to disarm the nearest pirate.

>>10032388
SURRENDER OR FIGHT
THERE'S NO RETURN

rolled 9, 6 = 15

>>10032294
Two actions here, so I'm using two dice.
Drop your visor, get the shark to take you to the bottom of the ship.
Cut a hole in ship, get in, use shark to plug up hole.

>>10032333

>>10032406
UN-DER! JOLLY ROGER!

>>10032360
Did we ever get on the boat?

rolled 4 = 4

>>10032424
Front flip onto the deck and run the other guy through.

You breach the ship!

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 8 = 8

>>10032424

Turn the cannon around, use their own artillery against them!

rolled 2, 7 = 9

>>10032424
Grab ahold of the cannon.
BEAT SOMEONE TO DEATH WITH IT.
Or your sword.

rolled 10 = 10

>>10032488
Stand atop the cannon, fending them off with our sword, while firing the cannon at them.

rolled 2 = 2

>>10032488
LOAD SWORD INTO CANNON
TURN CANNON ON CREW
FIRE!!!

rolled 5 = 5

>>10032488
SWORDFIGHT

rolled 1 = 1

>>10032488
If a bullet hits our oxygen tanks it would be very bad.
Channel Jackie Chan and throw the tanks at the 2 sword pirate followed up with a jump kick

rolled 7 = 7

>>10032520
>>10032515
Both of these mixed together!

May involve picking up the dead guys sword.

Thinking quickly, you free up some room...

...and turn their own guns on them!

rolled 8 = 8

>>10032560
flash manly wink and dashing smile of bro-dom to our fine marine friend.

Affix sword to oxygen tanks, puncture hole in bottom to create SWORD MISSILE
then turn ship's cannon on whoever is left

>>10032586
You fool! What if the treasure is underwater?

Roll a d12 for firing the cannon, and another d12 for swordfighting, Endman!

rolled 2 = 2

>>10032616

rolled 7 = 7

>>10032616

and swordfight

rolled 4, 5 = 9

>>10032616

>>10032625
Aww shit

fa/tg/uys suck at d12s, seriously

>>10032625
>>10032634

The sword is knocked from your hand, and you tumble to the deck!

Equipment check: your bare hands!

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 8 = 8

>>10032669
Roll for spaceman fisticuffs!

rolled 10 = 10

>>10032669
DISARM THE PIRATE

rolled 11 = 11

>>10032669
Roll to the side as he attacks and take one of his swords

rolled 8 = 8

>>10032669
RIP AND TEAR.

RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS.

>>10032690
You lunge your fist forward between his swords and catch him square in the forehead!

rolled 1 = 1

>>10032694
SUMMON NARWHALE ALLY FOR FLYING PIRATE IMPALEMENT AS WE RECOVER OUR SWORD

rolled 10 = 10

>>10032747
SNATCH THAT SWORD

>>10032694
>>10032696

The tide may be turning!

What will you do, Endman of Futuron?

rolled 11 = 11

>>10032747
Act fast while he's stunned!
Grab his sword and throw him overboard to the waiting jaws of our narwhal.

rolled 3 = 3

>>10032777
Challenge the captain to a duel!

>>10032777
Are there any other pirates above deck?

rolled 6 = 6

>>10032777

drown into a sick killing madness

>>10032777
Make explosive charges out of the black powder for the cannons in preparation for another wave of pirates

>>10032781

let's take a hostage!

rolled 6 = 6

"Why duel when I can just shoot you, dog?"

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Endman!

>>10032850
Awesome.

rolled 2 = 2

>>10032863
THROW THE SWORDS AT HIM
BOTH OF THEM

rolled 11 = 11

>>10032863
Throw the sword at the pirate captain's monocled eye

rolled 10 = 10

>>10032863
Vault over the cannon and kick the guns out of his hands.

rolled 10 = 10

>>10032911
>>10032898
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX5kiemxOuE

rolled 10 = 10

>>10032898

rolled 3 = 3

>>10032937
VAULT OVER THE CANNON AND KICK HIM IN THE FACE

>>10032937
SHIT

rolled 10 = 10

>>10032937
Nothing else for it,

OPEN THE VALVES, PNEUMATIC ROCKET HEADBUTT.

rolled 8 = 8

>>10032937
Say "Don't shoot, i surrender!"
THEN, when his guard is down, whistle to command the narwhal that caught both of our swords in it's mouth to launch itself at the pirate captain. Dropping our swords was just a clever ruse!

rolled 8 = 8

Rolling to name our Narwhal 'Whalemeat'.

>>10032937

what's wrong with you all?

the cannon is next to us!

let's use it to blow the pirate bitch!!!

rolled 1 = 1

>>10033087

also rolling for that (cross your fingers)

(fff camerafailure)

>>10033087

 
*click*

>>10033098


FFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>10033098

 
*fwoooosh*

rolled 1 = 1

You smash headfirst into the pirate captain, as the searing fires of your combusting oxygen tanks drive you forward!

>>10033134
SET POWER TO MAXIMUM

>>10033156
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y80XM_k-0u4

>>10033156

The pirate captain is utterly destroyed!

>>10033231
So are we like surfing his torso over the waves offscreen?

>>10033249

Search for more adversaries

>>10033252

...not anymore! Your oxygen tanks deplete themselves just in time for you to grab hold of the mast!

The pirates below you hurry about in disorder, and have not yet spotted you!

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 6 = 6

>>10033320
LEAP DOWN ONTO ONE OF THEM AND STEAL HIS SWORDS

rolled 2 = 2

>>10033249
Declare yourself the Pirate King!
The seven seas will quake in fear at the name of Endman

rolled 4 = 4

>>10033320
Stealthily crawl down the pole, snatch his hat then boot him off.

It's a nice hat.

>>10033334

this, and take the captain hat too!

they'll surrender or they'll die like pigs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8yEqco39T
Superior song

back then when lego was good

>>10033334

You shout out a mighty Futuron boast!

rolled 1 = 1

...the closest pirate, however, pays it no heed!

*Ka-bam!*

rolled 11 = 11

>>10033416
Drop your oxygen tanks on him.

rolled 7 = 7

>>10033416
DIVE DOWN!

VERTICAL TACKLE!

DON'T FORGET TO STEAL HIS HAT!

rolled 5 = 5

>>10033416
Drop our depleted tanks onto his face.

>>10033416

It's good to know that our enemies are just as bad at rolling as we are.

rolled 9 = 9

>>10033496
He has been struck down by his own weapon!

EVEN THE GODS THEMSELVES SUPPORT I, THE ENDMAN OF FUTURON! LAY DOWN YOUT ARMS AND SERVE ME, YE SWABS!

"Hold, Futuron!"

The man before you wears the tattered remains of an M-Tron suit! Never have you seen a solitary M-Tron, much less one fallen to savagery!

"The others are dead, Futuron! Come, let us speak as rational men!"

>>10033510
>>10033496
WHAT

>>10033526
Look out for his magnet!

>>10033526

fuck yeah!

Future High Five!!

>>10033526
Tell him to throw down his gun first.

rolled 10 = 10

>>10033526
"A lone M-tron? I have heard stories of your kind. An excellent chance to test my skill! Defend yourself!"

Rolling to jump down into glorious combat.

rolled 6 = 6

>>10033526

Hop down and talk this out.

>>10033582

rolled 6 = 6

rolled 12 = 12

You land atop the feral M-Tron!

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 10 = 10

>>10033699
SNAP HIS NECK WITH MY FEET

rolled 7 = 7

>>10033699
This is honourable combat, kick the pistol from his hands and jump back. Allow him to rise to his feet.

rolled 9 = 9

>>10033734

The M-Tron grabs your boot and flips you away!

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 11 = 11

>>10033792
Recover in midair and land on my feet.

>>10033814
veddy nice

>>10033814

"A bold move, Futuron! You are truly a fearsome warrior!"

"But my opposite is dead, and I am an outcast. If I die today, I am glad it will be at your hands!"

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 8 = 8

>>10033870
inquire as to why M is here, and what his plans are

rolled 9 = 9

>>10033870
Punch him through his open visor.

WHAT

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

...I LOVE YOU LEGO QUEST.

>>10033870
I have a feeling that this will turn into a space kung-fu showdown.

>>10033880

"I am Antipolus of the M-Tron. When my opposite was killed, I left my wives and cast my lot into the universe!"

"Long has it been since I have seen another man of the stars!"

rolled 5 = 5

>>10033944
We gon' need some help to crew a ship. Tell him he can roll with us.

rolled 6 = 6

>>10033944
offer M-Tron a deal:

Agree to a temporary truce while we work together to get off this planet, with the stipulation that honorable combat to the death must commence the moment we leave orbit

"If you've come here seeking the Captain's treasure, I will not bar your way."

What will it be, Endman? Will you continue your fight against a man who does not fear death, or take his words as balm?

>>10033904
It should not come as a surprise, for such is the magic of LEGO and all things related to it.

rolled 2 = 2

>>10034007
Take his words as balm.

>>10034007

end the fight, he's a cool guy

>>10034070
Because he fights pirates and doesn't afraid of anything?

But yeah, end the fight and check out the treasure!

>>10034006

"Hmm... a bargain I'd expect from a man of Futuron."

"Very well, Futuron. There is a trading post I know of where we might find passage offworld."

rolled 1 = 1

>>10034007
loot treasure, take over ship, and maroon M on that little island we started on

order narwhal to kill M if he tries to swim for it

and then set sails . . . . . FOR ADVENTURE

>>10034100
oh, okay then

off we go

rolled 7 = 7

Can we refit our oxygen system so our Narwhal can survive on land?

Can't just leave the guy.

>>10034089

Speaking of which...

>>10034190
take a look in that M-Tron crate while we're at it, too

don't want him having something we don't know about.

Equipment check:

* One looted schooner
* One cask treasure
* Several pirates' worth of pistols and swords

>>10034190
LOOK OUT
THAT BOX IS FULL OF MAGNETS

>>10034243
Oh god I was right it's moving towards us!

>>10034203
>>10034245

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

rolled 1 = 1

>>10034273
Aww yeah, we've got the treasure, a ride and a bro. Now let's get our ass over to that trade post and get some hot minifig bitches!

>>10034308
BOOBY-TRAPPED

>>10034308
HAHAHHAAH!

rolled 9 = 9

>>10034308

As you open the crate you disturb the hideous sea-snake nesting inside!

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Endman!

rolled 12 = 12

>>10034373
STRANGLE IT!

>>10034411
STRANGLE IT GOOD!

>>10034411
you fucked that sea snake up

>>10034411

With the ghost of regret for the passing of such a mighty predator, you squeeze its neck to pulp in your clenched fists!

What will you do now, Endman?

>>10034478
Take M-Tron's magnets and use them against him!

>>10034478
Leave it and explore the rest of the ship. And tell M-Tron man to set sail for that tradepost.

Antipolus is a skilled sailor, and easily turns the ship to set course for the trading post, though nothing is left of his M-Tron heritage save the remains of his suit.


>>10034503
Roll a d12 to look for anything else, please.

rolled 9 = 9

>>10034593
check the hold and see if there is anything worthwhile down there

>>10034593
>though nothing is left of his M-Tron heritage save the remains of his suit.

Speaking of which...

What are the M-Trons like, anyway?

Can we get a lore-check here?

>>10034721

What's this?

A burner seems to have found its way to the bottom of this barrel!

Quite a step up from the pirates' guns!

>>10034829
Roll a d12, please.

rolled 6 = 6

>>10034851

rolled 3 = 3

>>10034837
awsome
how much longer until we reach the trade post?

>>10034874

You know little of the M-Tron, save that they always go about in pairs.

>>10034960
Hmm...

I was hoping for something a bit more, like what particular skill they're known for.

Eh, I suppose we ought to just ask Antipolus about himself and his people while were en route to the trading post.

With Antipolus at the helm, you speed your way across the endless blue sea!

The trading post draws near!

What will you do, Endman?

>>10035091
Ask Antipolus about the area.

And if there are any seedy bars we could go to to negotiate transportation off-world.

rolled 7 = 7

>>10035091
where there are pirates, there are whores
I think we should find a nice tavern and get us some ale and whores

>>10035170

"The men of this place would as soon rob us as deal with us, but we should be able to find a way offworld from here."

"Found the captain's lost burner, I see..."

The men of the trading post hail you!

What will you do, Endman of Futuron?

>>10035269
To make sure you don't get robbed, rob him FIRST.

It might be time to end things for the night...

I had one more scene in mind, but it will be a good starting place next time.

Goodnight, /tg/!

>>10035471

see you tomorrow OP

nice quest!

"Excuse me, can I interest you fine gentlemen in some light-blades?"

>>10035521
Unfortunately, Endman's Adventures won't be back until at least Thursday.

I'm just glad so many Legonauts are still on the board. I was worried this would be a flop!

For Adventure!

>>10035571

well, then we'll see you in Thursday then

and are you kidding? this is awesome

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

Here is the collected Spruesworth Saga, for anyone who's curious about the overarching story of Lego Quest.

Unfortunately, the /suptg/ archive doesn't seem to be able to process threads ever since the board hit the big GET... Hopefully that gets fixed soon.

>>10035571
Thanks dude

awesome thread was awesome

Bumping for Lego Quest!

I believe the archive has been fixed already as there are numerous 10mil+ threads archived.

So you better archive this

Hey, "Lego Quest", if you're still reading, I realize I still have an enormous collection of Legos sitting in my shed in huge plastic boxes.
Your threads have inspired me somewhat, and I was wondering if you'd take offense to me running a similarly styled "Quest" using lego photos as the visual storytelling aid.

I wouldn't steal any of your original stuff, of course, but I don't want to do it if you'll feel like I'm trying to steal your thunder.

newfag here, how does this roll thing work?

>>10042974
His last post was something like eight hours ago.
>>10042979
dice xdy

x is the number of dice y is sides per die.

rolled 7 = 7

I got up early to try and archive this, but it's already been:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

>>10042974
Not in the least, anon! Are you the same person that mentioned wanting to run a dungeon quest with Castle Legos a while ago?

>>10042979
I just typed
dice 1d12
in the email field.

bumpin so everyone knows LQ is back