The Tale of Dissembling Rupert and the broken air purifier.
One time Rupert was reassigned to different quarters and punishment for spilling a bucket of ball bearings. The new quarters were miserable, they were cold, stank of blessed machine oil, and had a most prodigious mold growing on the ceiling. Worst of all though was the broken air purifier. Sometimes it will rattle, and sometimes it will hum, and oftentimes it would howl, but notime would it actually work. So the air was always rank, fit to choke a Ghilliam. Finding no reprieve, Rupert set about trying to get the air purifier's machine spirit appeased. He prayed and prayed and prayed, and even anointed the purifier with a bit of sacred oil that he stole from a repair brotherhood, and occasonally he would even kick the machine hoping to wake it into action. Now my breathren, harken unto me, for this was very foolish of Rupert, as doing so could anger the machine spirit even more, but such was Rupert's temper that he did not care.