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    125 KB Build A Big Bad Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)02:18 No.10217394  
    Hullo, /tg/. Let's continue the build-a-something trend. Let's build a Big Bad.

    The first three relevant responses will be looked at, and a combination of the post with the highest roll on a d100 and the post with the lowest roll will be put into effect.

    Let's begin! First, what is the Big Bad's preferred method for attacking someone?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:20 No.10217440
    rolled 53 = 53

    The Big Bad prefers to attack using monsters, robots, and cyborgs of his own creation.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:25 No.10217508
    rolled 78 = 78

    He doesn't ever attack physically. His psychic minions do that for him.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:25 No.10217527
    rolled 7 = 7

    hordes of rabid niggers
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:29 No.10217590
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    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)02:30 No.10217607
    Alrighty. So whenever the Big Bad wants someone to be hurt, he sends a swarm of rabid, mindless psychic zombies to assault their brain.

    Now, how powerful is the Big Bad within the setting? Does he have his own kingdom? Is he the ruler of a totalitarian all-controlling empire? Or does he wait in the shadows, striking from obscurity? Or something else?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/02/10(Wed)02:31 No.10217619
    rolled 27 = 27

    He is a communist.
    >> Lt. Tarvus 06/02/10(Wed)02:34 No.10217673
    He's a psychic being that devours the minds of others to feed his existance.

    So yeah, a communist.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:36 No.10217697
    rolled 85 = 85

    He hides in the sewers of the capital city, ruling the unwatched, festering underworld that is the sewer network.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:36 No.10217710
    rolled 14 = 14

    He is a bunny, so he rules in his sewer home
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:40 No.10217788

    I... I think I killed the thread.
    >> Lt. Tarvus 06/02/10(Wed)02:41 No.10217792
    rolled 64 = 64

    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)02:41 No.10217800
    Since the lowest and highest rolls both said sewer, I'll revert to the mid-roll to modify.

    The Big Bad rules a communist community that infests the capital city's incredibly complex and unmapped sewer system. Citizens that come to him join the commune and live in mindless happiness in return for their psychic energies and life as a psychic zombie.

    Since the sewer idea is interesting, how does the Big Bad avoid having the army march into his sewer domain? Has he struck a deal with the government? Does he manipulate politics so that there are always more obvious threats than him?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:43 No.10217825
    rolled 21 = 21

    In return for using his psychic zombie-minions to maintain the sewer system and keep all the citizens happy in that respect, the government allows him to go unnoticed and unregulated.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:46 No.10217887
    rolled 66 = 66

    He controls critical and powerful politicians and generals that use their influence to keep attention away from him.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)02:50 No.10217953
    Anyone still interested? I think it's a pretty good idea so far.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:50 No.10217957
    rolled 72 = 72

    He kills those that delve too deep, and uses his psychic power to make others forget. His army is oft mistaken for homeless drug addicts and disregarded, and the Big Bad himself is an urban legend.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:51 No.10217970
    Keep this up.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:51 No.10217972
    rolled 87 = 87

    He is an important political figure in an allied country with high press presence. The top brass of the country knows this, and knows that his elimination would be disastrous for them.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:52 No.10217988
    Well, I meant to say, this is in addition to being low profile in his /residing/ country, a la he leads a double life.

    But it looks like I got beat out for one of the three rolls ;(
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)02:54 No.10218016

    The Big Bad remains in hiding through a combination of two methods - the government doesn't care because he has made a deal to keep the ultra-complicated sewer system working, which is a pain in the ass. The citizens don't care because anyone who does dies, and those who don't make the Big Bad mad never even see the psycho-zombies anyway, just stumble-bumbling hobos.

    Okay, so what is the Big Bad's hideout? The sewer control room? A hidden cavern, deep underground? And how is it protected?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:56 No.10218039
    rolled 4 = 4

    He has no hideout. He wanders the sewers, according to his own unknowable, twisted plots and schemes.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:59 No.10218080
    rolled 16 = 16


    With his bodyguards, three killer rabbits.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:59 No.10218101
    Donnie Darko style rabbit men?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:59 No.10218104
    rolled 35 = 35

    The sewers emit a type of gas the disorientates anyone that doesn't work for the big bad. It is bad enough to make it impossible for determine one's location and some who have fallen by it will at times wonder in circles for literally days without knowing they've made no progress.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:00 No.10218107
    rolled 62 = 62


    Monty Python rabbits.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:00 No.10218126
    rolled 46 = 46

    Shame this one rolled so low.

    A secret toxic waste resevoir underneath an abandoned chemical plant in the industrial area of town. The corporation that ordered the barrels secretly buried accidently broke through into the sewer when they were excavating.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)03:01 No.10218139
    I'm counting this as one post, taking the roll of 4.

    I'm counting this as half a post, as it still requires an actual hideout. But the roll will be 35.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:02 No.10218145
    Don't worry, the highest and lowest are combined for the result.>>10218126
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:02 No.10218155
    Sorry, do you still want me to write a hideout?
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)03:06 No.10218209
    I would say yes, but it doesn't matter anymore. >>10218126 got the highest roll. Sorry.

    And this one needs a defense. The roll will be 46.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:07 No.10218225
    Oh well. I don't mind.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:07 No.10218233
    46 here,
    I like the gas defense, use that guys.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)03:12 No.10218310

    So, the big bad wanders the sewer complex according to his own MASTER PLAN, but his bolthole is a radioactive chamber underneath the industrial portion of the city. Whenever he feels threatened, he'll run there - he's immune to the radioactivity, and it keeps everyone else away. Additionally, the bolthole is defended by three mutant rabbits which attack all intruders.

    Throughout the sewer, a terrible gas is emitted from the festering waste that is modified by the Big Bad's psychic powers to confuse all that do not wish to join him. These poor, confused explorers can stumble around the sewers in circles for weeks before the Big Bad converts them into just another psycho-zombie.

    So, what is the Big Bad's costume? Giant cape? Rags?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:15 No.10218389
    rolled 59 = 59

    A disgusting old chicken suit (for advertising), worn through in places, missing the head, covered in sharp scraps of metal.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:19 No.10218458
    rolled 9 = 9

    Bump! No one wants to help craft this diabolical fiend?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:19 No.10218470
    rolled 77 = 77


    OK, now this is getting a little LOLRANDUMB. I dealt with the mutant rabbits, but please. Stop it.

    He wears nothing but an impossibly long, tattered robe of bits and scraps of cloth and other objects he's found over the long years. He has long, lanky, greasy hair and an untamed, equally gross beard.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:20 No.10218490
    rolled 50 = 50

    4 words, The king in Yellow
    >> Marionette Guy !W1KIAXiDWo 06/02/10(Wed)03:22 No.10218524
    rolled 1 = 1

    He wears a tattered lab coat, with an assortment of mismatched tattered and filthy clothing, and a much-repaired pair of goggles and maybe a facemask.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)03:25 No.10218577

    The Big Bad wanders the sewers wearing nothing but a long, tattered, shapeless robe sewn together from scraps of cloth and and plated with pots, pans, and discarded armor. His head is covered by a head and mask of stark, horrifying yellow that has straps draping across the robe.

    Pretty freaky, my fellow Big Bad Crafters. So, we've got a lot done. But we don't know much about how he became this psychotic, psychic ruler of the underworld. First of all, what is his personality like, when he's actually interacting with other sentient creatures?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:26 No.10218606
    rolled 81 = 81

    Quiet and friendly. He is very good at endearing himself to a person.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:29 No.10218677
    rolled 58 = 58


    He speaks in what sounds like a normal sentence that got jumbled up. But there is method to the madness and is just his own take on how sentence structure should be.

    When he sees people have no idea what hes talking about, he converts to riddles, this is him being blunt.

    His highest ranking followers can understand him.
    >> Marionette Guy !W1KIAXiDWo 06/02/10(Wed)03:30 No.10218685
    rolled 92 = 92

    He studies his victims as if they are insects on a pin, or microbes under a microscope. He is completely detached emotionally. He gets angry when his work is interfered with.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:30 No.10218692
    You missed the guy that rolled a 1. I'm sure you upset his feelings now.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:30 No.10218695
    rolled 89 = 89

    He doesn't ever speak, just motions. When you really don't understand him, he'll project some emotions into your head, too. But never anything clearly coherent. Also, he'll never be asking nicely - he's always the intruder. If he wants something, he takes it, and so help you if you argue. He acts as a king - always orders, never requests.
    >> Marionette Guy !W1KIAXiDWo 06/02/10(Wed)03:32 No.10218722
    Um... no. I posted late. It's on the internet. No big deal.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)03:35 No.10218768
    He was the fourth poster. Doesn't count. Sorry, Marionette.

    Whenever he actually speaks, he seems to be terribly confused. Sentence structure simply works on very different rules, and the more complicated it is to you, the clearer he thinks he's being. If he thinks you're really confused, he'll try riddles - which are suddenly spoken in perfect syntax. Besides simple speech, however, he is perfectly cold, an objective watcher. All his bumbled sentences seem perfectly correct to him, and if anyone tries to correct him, he gets very... angry.

    So, what made him this way, Crafters? What's his backstory?
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)03:36 No.10218794
    Extra note: For this one, I'll attempt to simply combine the first four. A backstory is complicated enough for that.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:36 No.10218799
    rolled 5 = 5

    His intelligence and power led him to search for a cure for some horrible disease that is wracking the populace. The search did not drive him mad but... it made him different.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:39 No.10218845
    rolled 47 = 47

    A council of Frenchmen.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:40 No.10218865
    rolled 69 = 69

    The exposure to radiation in the sewer over many years allowed him to slowly become immune and develop physic powers
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)03:42 No.10218898
    This one won't be counted. I don't even know what the fuck is going on there, quite frankly. (pun intended.)
    >> Marionette Guy !W1KIAXiDWo 06/02/10(Wed)03:44 No.10218939
    rolled 19 = 19

    Years of rejection and isolation, delving deeper and deeper into his studies and avoiding human contact. He is more concerned with what ails humanity than humanity itself. After he was fired from a research lab for the CDC for misconduct, he fled to the sewers to conduct his own research.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)03:46 No.10218958
    Alright, just need one more backstory suggestion and I'll combine them all. Come on, Crafters, we're almost done and I'm really proud of our creation so far.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:48 No.10219010
    rolled 33 = 33

    He soon realized that he could command the sewer rats with but a thought, realizing this he slowly expanded his empire to include larger beasts, and eventually humanoids
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)03:59 No.10219223
    As he delved too deeply into his research, his neglected wife left him to move in with his rich brother, taking the children with her.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)03:59 No.10219232

    The Big Bad was once a poor scientist, attempting to do good as best he could for the city. He played his part as a doctor and patched people up for some money, but his passion was in experimentation and fighting disease and sickness at a more basic level. Over the years, he became aware of a strange sickness that periodically infested the poor population, then died out. Investigating, he soon became obsessed with the epidemic. Eventually, he found that the sickness came from growths within the complex and overrun sewer network where he collected mold growths for his experiments. Soon he was spending all of his time in the dank underground, experimenting on any specimen he could find and searching for the cure.

    As time went by, his self-professed cures repeatedly failed. Nothing he could make worked, and when something showed the slightest success, it was taken by the more well-known and corrupt scientists immediately. Soon he became far more interested in his research than the people that the research was for.

    Many years later, he was a deranged madman, living permanently in the sewers and conducting mad experiments on the hobos and homeless inhabitants of the sewers. He was repeatedly drawn to a section of sewer underneath the Industrial Sector, where the best mold grew, fed upon by a sort of sewer rabbit. Repeated exposure to radioactive waste there soon gave him psychic insight into the inhabitants of the sewer.

    And from there, the story is obvious. He grew slightly more insane, but remained relatively stable. His experimental subjects became his minions, and his laboratory became his domain. He grew into the background of the Capital City, another patch in its remarkable tapestry. And there he stayed.

    So, that's our Big Bad, /tg/. Two final questions. First: What's his birth name?
    >> Crube !uDvDt64Bf2 06/02/10(Wed)04:00 No.10219256
    Mark Oilson
    >> Crube !uDvDt64Bf2 06/02/10(Wed)04:00 No.10219266
    forgo the dice!
    >> Crube !uDvDt64Bf2 06/02/10(Wed)04:01 No.10219284
    rolled 1 = 1


    grrrrr. dice NOW
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:02 No.10219305
    rolled 77 = 77

    Isaac Wendell
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:02 No.10219309
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Crube !uDvDt64Bf2 06/02/10(Wed)04:03 No.10219327
    rolled 1 = 1


    this one is cool.
    >> Crube !uDvDt64Bf2 06/02/10(Wed)04:04 No.10219348
    rolled 62 = 62

    fuck. i had the dice set to 1d00 not 1d100. :(
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:05 No.10219354
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    >rolled 1 = 1
    >rolled 1 = 1
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:05 No.10219359
    Isaac Oilson is the name he was born with... But all that he knows himself by, the name the citizens of the Capital City speak in hushed whispers by sewer grates is...?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:05 No.10219372
    rolled 99 = 99

    Birth name was lost when he went insane. Almost anyone you ask will give you a different name.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:05 No.10219373
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:06 No.10219386
    Damnit dice.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:06 No.10219395
    This is too cool an idea not to have dice. ROLL FOR IT, MAN!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:07 No.10219403
    rolled 98 = 98

    god damnit email field reset when I hit flood page.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:07 No.10219411

    Crap I was too slow.

    Can we change this around so only he knows his real name and everyone else calls him something new every time.
    >> Crube !uDvDt64Bf2 06/02/10(Wed)04:07 No.10219416
    rolled 40 = 40

    The Toximancer
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:08 No.10219427
    Formally requesting an image of Stan's dad going "Nice..." from that episode where Ike bangs a teacher.
    >> Marionette Guy !W1KIAXiDWo 06/02/10(Wed)04:10 No.10219466
    Looks like you got it.
    *nod of respect*
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:11 No.10219490
    Hey, we still need one more roll, man. He's obviously going to be the high roll, but we don't know who's the lowest yet.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:11 No.10219491
    rolled 18 = 18

    Whispering Rot
    >> Crube !uDvDt64Bf2 06/02/10(Wed)04:12 No.10219501
    rolled 63 = 63

    re rolls?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:13 No.10219522
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    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:15 No.10219567
    No thanks. It's okay.


    Brother Rot stalks the sewers for his new minions tonight. He thanks you for creating him, /tg/.

    Everyone who helped create Brother Rot, take a bow. I'm very proud of our creation. Magos Joran Bol'van will be back tomorrow night to further flesh out the universe which Brother Rot antagonizes. See you then!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:16 No.10219591
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    It's... beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:17 No.10219599
    Worth an archive?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:18 No.10219623
    As an example of a Build-A-Something thread that actually worked, even producing something rather awesome? Okay. I'll go for that.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:18 No.10219626
    Either way, I just saved the page to my HD.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:19 No.10219646
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    /r/ing a single post full summary of Brother Rot.
    >> Crube !uDvDt64Bf2 06/02/10(Wed)04:19 No.10219648
    rolled 66 = 66

    would anyone like me to start an new thread for a new creation? i'd be up for that.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:22 No.10219693
    The Magos would prefer if it wasn't in the same universe as Brother Rot, as he would like to save all of those creations to his HDD and create a universe from them.

    Coming up.
    >> Crube !uDvDt64Bf2 06/02/10(Wed)04:24 No.10219728
    rolled 39 = 39

    np. it will be unique if it happens.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:24 No.10219729
    Also we need to eventually get some drawfagging for Brother Rot.
    >> Crube !uDvDt64Bf2 06/02/10(Wed)04:27 No.10219787
    rolled 34 = 34

    working on it
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:33 No.10219882
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    Brother Rot, born Isaac Oilson, was a goody-two-shoes scientist in the poor quarter of the capital city. His obsession with a certain disease drove him to the super-intricate and unmanaged sewer system of the city, where the disease's origin came from. His cures were either ineffective or got stolen, eventually driving him insane with constant failure.

    He particularly liked a portion of the sewer underneath the Industrial Sector, where some radioactive waste had been secretly discarded. The radioactivity caused him to obtain psychic powers.

    Now, Brother Rot rules the sewer complex as a pseudo-communist community. Anyone wanting a pain-free life comes to him, and he takes their mind and psychic energy. They become a rabid, psychic zombie he uses as his minions.

    He wanders through the sewer complex, wearing nothing but a long, tattered, shapeless robe sewn together from scraps of cloth and and plated with pots, pans, and discarded armor. His head is covered by a head and mask of stark, horrifying yellow that has straps draping across the robe.

    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:33 No.10219886
    His domain is protected by a fetid stench produced by rotting waste and amplified by his psychic power to confuse all intruders. They could wander around the sewers in circles for days before he finds them and makes some more psycho-zombies. Whenever there is real danger, he bolts to the radioactive chamber, which is guarded by three mutant killer rabbits.

    He remains in obscurity because the government allows him to do so as long as he keeps the sewers running. The system is so complex and he so rooted within it that it's easier for everyone to let him handle it. If the sewers start backing up, there are riots, and the government doesn't want to deal with that. He is also protected from mobs because he is basically invisible - intruders are confused and transformed into psycho-zombies, and if anyone sees a zombie on the street, it usually acts like a drunk hobo.

    Damn, I love Brother Rot. You are all good people, and should feel good.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:35 No.10219908
    So you said you'd be here again tomorrow? I'll be watching for you. I'm interested in what kind of world he exists in.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:37 No.10219943
    See you there.

    I'm waiting up for that drawfaggotry, man. :3
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:40 No.10219979
    I haven't read this thread, and I don't know too much about 40K, but oh my god Techpriests are so fucking cute <3
    >> Crube !uDvDt64Bf2 06/02/10(Wed)04:41 No.10219991
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    rolled 85 = 85

    thus far
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:43 No.10220020
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    Why thank you. :3
    Some of us... Not so much, however.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:46 No.10220056
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    Interesting. Not so much what I was thinking, but interesting. I was thinking this...
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:47 No.10220072
    I want a techpriest to wrap me in his cloak, take me home, and teach me his ways. Eventually he would gain my trust enough for my first body replacement, and it would be the least heretical thing EVER!

    I think it would be an arm so we could hold hands so I could be without feeling the bitter cold of his strong, mechanically superior arms.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:47 No.10220076
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    plus this.

    Nevertheless, I like it. Don't feel discouraged, that's actually really damn good. It's just... not quite the vibe I was feeling.
    >> Marionette Guy !W1KIAXiDWo 06/02/10(Wed)04:48 No.10220082
    I like it.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:48 No.10220089
    Okay, now you're getting a little creepy... Um... Go away? Please?

    I need more Techpriest reaction images...
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:49 No.10220106
    I don't quite understand why this is creepy? it's not like i want him to be a furry or anything...
    >> Alpharius 06/02/10(Wed)04:50 No.10220125
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    Just wait until he makes you into his servo skull.

    Techpriest loev servoskull
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:51 No.10220148
    Don't forget sewn in pots and pans and bits of armor.

    While we're at it, is there a particular reason for what he wears?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:52 No.10220153
    I don't know what a servo skull is D:

    Would I still be sentient enough to feel his love?
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    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:53 No.10220171
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    Because I'M a tech-priest. See? Right there, in the name, it says Magos. That's me. And I'd prefer not to be sexually objectified.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:53 No.10220173
    Sentient? Perhaps, depending on your definition. You'd be a living computer servant, with no freewill.

    If he decides to let you feel love, serving him would be rapturous.
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    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:56 No.10220228
    Not really. Huh. We should work on that.

    Oh! How's this:

    Whenever he makes a psycho-zombie, he takes a piece of their clothing and attaches it to the robe, as a physical totem of their psychic energy.

    The yellow mask and hood are the color of the radioactive material, and represent his transformation into Brother Rot.

    The pots and pans... I dunno.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:56 No.10220229
    After reading: >>10220173, it sounds to me like I would be the one being objectified in a very physical sense, not YOU!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:57 No.10220239
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:58 No.10220256
    And then anon was stepped on by a titan.

    And nothing of value was lost.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:58 No.10220261
    But I thought you liked objectification?

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:58 No.10220264
    SO CUTE!

    Better than you homogay Space Marines. Having fun showering off your impure bodily fluids while awkwardly trying not to penetrate each other in the shower?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:58 No.10220267
    I like. We could easily just say that the pots and pans are possessions of theirs as well, as totems of their energy. After all, many of his servants were probably dirty homeless BEFORE being converted.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)04:59 No.10220278
    You'd be treated well, if it's any consolation. Very well maintained.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)04:59 No.10220280

    So, any thoughts on the pots/pans/armor scraps?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:00 No.10220283
    Only if the object is me being turned from a pasty inferior human into the force of machine that is a techpriest <3
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)05:02 No.10220310
    Maybe metal scraps only come from the psycho-zombies he likes the best?
    >> Techpriestess 06/02/10(Wed)05:03 No.10220325
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    Ignore him and come with me. We can get that new arm right now, if you'd like.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:04 No.10220338
    They could be for more powerful servants. Perhaps there are grades of worth and power. Pieces of clothes for his workers and soldiers, jewelry and small trinkets for his specialists, large whole metal possessions and slabs of armor for his elites.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)05:04 No.10220340
    You can have it. Too fleshy for me.
    >> Techpriestess 06/02/10(Wed)05:04 No.10220341
    Yessss, let us be rid of this weak flesh. Together?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:05 No.10220355
    Extrapolating on this, maybe his stronger soldiers, with more durable possessions, are effectively immortal... unless you can find and attack Brother Rot.

    And good luck surviving that encounter.
    >> Techpriestess 06/02/10(Wed)05:05 No.10220368
    >Too fleshy for me.

    But she doesn't want to be. Hmm, your loss.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)05:06 No.10220373
    I like it. So, are the items just representations that he requires because he's insane, or does he actually need them to control the psycho-zombies?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:07 No.10220389

    Oh god yes! Please, fulfill my dreams and ambitions by guiding me by the hand through every threshold that defines man and machine.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:07 No.10220390
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    This thread gets better and better. Good job, guys.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:07 No.10220392
    Perhaps both?

    Howabout this: His insanity has shaped the way his powers work. They operate under a system, the rules for which can't be broken. This could explain his MASTER PLAN wanderings throughout the sewers.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:08 No.10220402
    Perhaps for those psychic minions with either better skills or specialized jobs have to retain some semblence of their former selves. This means there could be a rebellion, and metal acts as a better psychic conduit than mere cloth.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:08 No.10220406
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    Threads like this are why /tg/ is pretty well the only board I care about.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:09 No.10220417
    I like that, too.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)05:09 No.10220426
    So his powers have been shaped by his insanity... I like it! Very nice! I do wonder what purpose his wanderings serve...
    >> Techpriestess 06/02/10(Wed)05:10 No.10220435
    >Please, fulfill my dreams and ambitions by guiding me by the hand through every threshold that defines man and machine

    Oh my, how were you not already initiated? Whichever adept missed you will be punished most harshly.

    This way, we'll start fitting you with your mechandrites and machine spirit interface.

    What we do next is entirely up to you :3
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)05:12 No.10220463
    Once again: I love you guys.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:13 No.10220477
    A couple ideas, and I can't decide which one I like best:

    1. His wanderings are part of the physical spell that holds his army together. If he were to stop for too many days, his control would begin to decay.
    2. The sewers have been slowly converted into... something. A machine, a trap, a spell (see above)... something. He wanders because he is the only one who knows about it at all, and it has to be constantly checked and maintained.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:14 No.10220494
    Well, his initial mission was to alleviate the misery and suffering of others. In a twisted way, he still is.

    However, the echo of his mission remains, but no context. The more people surround him and are happy, not only is fed psychically but he feels accomplished. That is something that cannot be stolen from him by superiors and jealous colleaques. Anyone who tries to take away his happiness and 'cure' is just another rival.
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)05:15 No.10220528
    I like number 2 better. I was thinking about master plans, and it seems that the government giving him control over the sewer system has to have allowed him to make some really complex plan involving it. I was actually already envisioning massive secret passageways that he's slowly carved and ancient booby traps, but if it's all to protect this super-complex, hiding-in-plain-sight machine, that's pretty fucking epic.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:16 No.10220535
    I can't wait to feel pleasures unknown to my kind <3

    Tell me, what is it like to copulate with a machine?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:16 No.10220539
    He still collects samples around the sewer like he did when he was researching the disease no one has gone far enough into his domain to see what he does with them now and returned .
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:17 No.10220557
    Yeah after writing it I decided I liked it better too, but posted the first one anyway.

    Maybe the machine is his idea of the real cure... or maybe he's discovered something about the disease that makes the cure dangerous... or something, I dunno.

    I almost want to say it's something immensely sadistic and macabre, but we've avoided going down that route so far and it would take away some of the empathy that makes him so great.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:18 No.10220569
    Whoops, I misunderstood the question. Well, depending on how things go he wanders to find more minions who may be more resistant to the diseases. Perhaps he is looking for an equal, or at least seeking to acquire people with better skills.

    As a big bad, if he stays mainly confined to the sewers he isn't much of a threat, but if somehow specialists are being nabbed from the streets at will...
    >> Magos Joran Bol'van !!1+6Vrjg7maG 06/02/10(Wed)05:18 No.10220573
    Well, my friends, I have saved the thread as it is, but I must be off to recharge my batteries as it were. See you tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:20 No.10220589
    >As a big bad, if he stays mainly confined to the sewers he isn't much of a threat, but if somehow specialists are being nabbed from the streets at will...

    Well, that's what his psycho-zombies are for ;3
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:20 No.10220592
    Goodnight, and thank you for the chance to be part of what has potetntial to be a great /tg/ creation.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)05:21 No.10220608
    What happens when Ball of Arms Man gets wind of Brother Rot's insidious plot and decides to investigate?
    >> Crube 06/02/10(Wed)05:58 No.10221132
    Sorry my internet is gone! Don't know what has happened, but i will post the picture when i can. D:
    >> Crube !uDvDt64Bf2 06/02/10(Wed)06:49 No.10221731
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    rolled 69 = 69

    so, i don't know if anyone that was involved in this is still online, but this is what i have so far.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)08:13 No.10222737

    Fuck year, looks good! What are the chains for?

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