WHAT HAS COME BEFORE:

First Chapter: Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/

Most Recent Chapter: Part Some fucking thing: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10331618/

If you want to find the rest, they should be tagged "Maid Quest" on the archive.

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If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg

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You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.

At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then.

Loot
Alien Repair Bots
Reticulan Combat Android in a Sphere
Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery
Silver Key
Occult Book
Sword
Alicia's Locket, containing Kat's Love

--Your Costumes:--
Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)
Bloodline Sorcerer (Reality Warping)

--Unassigned Costumes:--
None

--Mansion Status:--
Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat"), Secret Passages (Connects Master Bedroom to Maid Quarters).
Kitchen: Average (3 of 5) -> Quest: HIRE A CHEF
Decor: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
Gardens: Average (3 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
Beach: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID

DEFENSES: Being worked on by 1 Maid and 1 Butler

STAFF:
Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)

Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE - Boon Activated - TROLLED

Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Warm) - SEXED

SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Neutral)
- Costume Option: Sexy Commissar - Changes her type from ANGRY/ANGRY to Sexy/ANGRY
- Costume Add-on: Blood Splatter - Causes Fear upon dealing damage to an enemy.

Kristopher, formerly Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Distant)

Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED

Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Devoted) - SEXED

Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust. (Warm)

75 XP

It is noon of Day 16 of 30. You are at Walt Disney World with an evil demoness who has claimed she wants to kill you. Currently, she's dressed like Alice in Wonderland with the Mad Hatter's Hat on.

WHAT DO?

>OP AGAIN posts plane thread earlier today

>riding a "feels good man" groove tonight

>twitter

>ALREADY, ANOTHER MAID QUEST

Well well well. Let's start the day by hitting the whole Universal Studios thing. I hear that they've got a great COMEDY routine there, of all things.

>>10374125
Okay, quick reminder: you're at Magic Kingdom for now, you've already done:

Space Mountain
Haunted Mansion
Jungle Cruise
Splash Mountain.

Stay here, or go to a different park?

One wonders if the on-site restaurants pay their cooks worth a damn.... hmm. Leave the soulless Walt Disney corp to come work at a mansion stuffed full by smoking hot maids... hard sell?

>>10374171
Animal Kingdom!
We should go hunting!

>>10374171

If we leave without doing Pirates of the Caribbean, we are soulless bastards.

>>10374202
but seriously though, Animal Kingdom is the best park.

>>10374208

... so hit that up, at least, before doing Universal Studios.

What park is Pirates of the Caribbean?
If it's this one lets do that. If not lets go to WK.

>>10374208
>>10374220

So after getting Alicia wearing an Alice in Wonderland outfit, you decide to get on Pirates of the Caribbean.

Sadly, this ride doesn't use a Fast Pass, so you gotta wait in line. :(

As you're standing there, waiting in line for the ride to continue, you hear some giggling and twittering up the line. Seems that a young married couple is looking back at you two and giggling as they whisper something to each other.

>fucking engineering degree

Try putting together a fucking P-61 Black Widow sometime. How the FUCK are you supposed to get a joystick that's 7 or 8mm wide glued into that tiny, tiny fucking slot? A single bead of modeling glue won't fit, alone, much less with the control stick in there.

It's like trying to orchestrate pixie sex, FUCK.

>>10374297
>>10374171
I have an engineering degree, well, it's my major at least.
anywho

try not to attract the attention of the young couple

>Come on /tg/ for a bit to browse
>See Maid Quest thread

>>10374294

Look back at them and shrug.

"Getting your ass kicked by your little sister is nothing to be ashamed of in my family. My grandmother once chased the ice-man six blocks with the ice pick when he called her a "god-damned foreigner." I got off light, considering."

>>10374297
See subject line.

>>10374335
You try not to attract the attention of the young couple, who continue to watch you and giggle. Alicia doesn't seem to notice: at the very least, she's standing there proudly with her chin raised and looking up at the decorations. Not one for conversation, that Alicia.

> Nosy Tourists 3+: Box Cars

Sadly, the couple don't seem to get that you're being antisocial. They move back in line a few places and say, "Excuse me, but can I take a picture of your daughter, please?"

>>10374397

Smile, and say "She's my little sister, actually, so I'll need her permission or she'll cut my brake lines."

>>10374397
Look to Alicia. Assuming she does give us a nasty look tell them "sure".

>Come on /tg

>See yet another cancer thread.

>>10374444
>>10374470

You look over at Alicia

> Affection check

Alicia shrugs at you. "I don't see why anyone would want a picture of me, but I guess if they really want one, I'd allow it."

The couple giggle at each other. "Oh, such big words! She's so smart for her age!" One of them reaches over and pinches Alicia's cheek.

She looks like the Queen of England might if some random hobo came into the throne room and farted in her face. You see her face slowly start to turn red, and her little fists clench, the sure signs of an incoming temper tantrum.

>>10374514
eh, maid quest is pretty good usually
actually, the sex is the worst part I'd say

>>10374538
ok, calm her down before the Disney security forces notice her and try to capture her for research

>>10374539

>Implying that makes any difference.

>>10374514

Keep it up, we get XP for stuff like that.

>>10374559
>>10374514
> +5 XP bonus for Imperial Butthurt. New Total is 80xp

>>10374539
See subject.

>>10374558

Affection check! For this one I need one of you fuckers to roll 1d6, first result wins it.

rolled 1 = 1

>>10374592
for great justice

rolled 3 = 3

>>10374592

Woo hoo. Slow enough for once I get to roll.

>>10374620

YOU ARE A NIGGER AND I HOPE YOU DIE

rolled 4 = 4

>>10374592
Well I don't mind the sex scenes, but I would not mind fade to black either.

>>10374620

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>10374620

>>10374639
I'm sorry

>>10374620
"Now, now, Alicia," you say, putting your hands on her shoulders. "Why don't you smile for the nice lady?" You say, grinning.

Probably the wrong thing to say. Alicia raises an eyebrow at you and sneers. "I am a Demon Queen of Lust! If you really think that I would allow such. . . such. . . insolence, towards me, from a mere MORTAL, you are sadly mistaken!" she snaps.

There is a stunned moment of silence. The young couple stare at Alicia with open mouths. The man drops his camera: it swings from its neckstrap and thumps against his stomach.

Faggots.

>>10374683
zombie

>>10374680
Try to play it off as a joke.

Well fuck...
How much to magic everyone so they did not know that just happened?

Cunning Check. First Roll does it.

> Trollface.jpg

rolled 5 = 5

>>10374712

>>10374724

"Ah hahahahaha!" you laugh. "Kids these days, so demanding, they grow up so fast. Alicia, apologize to these nice people!"

> Alicia Cunning Check: 12

Alicia suddenly closes her mouth and turns white, realizing what she just said. "My. . . my apologies," she says to the young tourist couple. "I was. . . ahahahahahah!" she laughs nervously.

The couple stare, then they start to laugh too, then the entire line is laughing, then, very suddenly, it becomes very quiet. There is an awkward silence as no one looks at each other, and everyone avoids looking at you.

>>10374774
Could've been worse...

Let's get on this fecking ride already.

Being fair, children joke about that sort of shit all the time.

>>10374799

After a few minutes, you head to the front of the ride, and you are waiting in line to get on the boats.

As you stand there waiting for your turn, Alicia tugs on your sleeve. "Hey, idiot," she whispers. "Look over there."

You glance over at where she is pointing. There are a couple of Disney Employees. . . sorry, CAST MEMBERS (lol Disney) standing off to one side of the boat. You see one of them put something in his pocket: something yellow and black and plastickey.

You notice they are very pointedly not looking at you or Alicia, but they are talking to each other.

Also, all of them seem to be big, burly, and bald.

.

How old does Alicia look anyways?

>>10374815
O_o?
You've heard children claim they are a demon queen of lust...?

>>10374836
a taser?
how are we at unarmed combat, and do we have out ass cannon?

>>10374856

My cousin used to say that all the time. Now he's a she.

>>10374848
About 12 or thirteen. Fairly young. Clearly underage.

>>10374890
HOLY FUCK, HOW DID YOU DO THIS, WE NEED THIS FOR KAT!?!?!?

>>10374871
You are Athletics 4, which is quite good, and you have hand-to-hand training.

You could draw your ass-cannon, but opening fire at Disneyland is kinda certain to ruin your entire trip.

>>10374836
Complement Alicia on being sharp-eyed. Proceed with activities as normal, until the employees show signs of preparing to ruin our day.

>>10374836
Yellow, black and plastickey... Alicia have any idea on what that is because I'm drawing a blank atm.

>>10374957

its a civvie taser

>>10374927

When I was 10 or so I thought I was Peter Fucking Pan.

... of course, Peter Pan wasn't the Lost Boy of *Lust.* That might be a problem.

>>10374912

Methamphetamines, and a lot of bad makeup.

>>10374934
>>10374957
> Fairly obviously a tazer.

You nod to Alicia. "Good eyes," you say softly. "Keep an eye open."

As you get on the boat, the cast member turns to you and, rather nervously, says, "Excuse me, sir, but we're short on room. Would you mind sitting in a row behind your. . . umm. . . daughter?" As he says this, you see his eyes flicker towards the goon squad.

Glancing over at the boat, you realize that there are a large number of large burly bald men in the boat as well, in the two rows you and Alicia are being asked to sit in, separately.

>>10374977
...
that's still a "he"
fucking got me all excited for a second there

>>10374992
Excelent!
offer the burly bald men $100 a piece to fight on our side.

>>10374934

I like this vote. Perhaps we might consider catching the eye of the security dudes and giving them a knowing wink.

You know what? Let's blow this joint. Pirates of the Caribbean isn't THAT great; I never understood what gave it such cult appeal. And the other two parks are loads better; if Alica doesn't warm to animals, there's always MGM grand and it's medley of attractions.

More to the point, we are NOT going into dark tunnels with these fuckers lurking.

>>10374992
... Bah, roll with it. Unless Alicia has something to say about it.

>>10375005
"he" and "she" are based on gender. Not sex.
>>10374992
Offer to let the next 2 people on the boat in our place. Say we will take the next one.
Be ready to run.

>>10374992
"We'll wait, thank you. I'm sure some of the people behind me wouldn't mind taking the seats?" And look behind us.

>>10375055

better idea

>>10374992

"Oh dear, look at the time, I forgot to call Reginald and tell him not to hot-load the .308 rounds for next weeks match. No cell reception in there, we had better skip this one."

>>10375005

I'm not about to tell a methfiend otherwise. "She's" got priors for assault as it is.

>>10374992
Are we going with the daughter view or are we going to say sister?
Regardless, I concur with saying we'll wait. Perhaps say she doesn't like being alone with strangers/apart from us in public.

>>10374992
"Sister. And... Alicia, do you want to split up, or should we wait for the next one, or go somewhere else?"

>>10375063

>>10374992
"I'm sorry, my sister can get scared in the dark, you guys go ahead I'll catch the next boat."

>>10375063
>>10375055

"Well, we'll wait, then," you say. "We'll let the next two people in line take our. . ."

"CODE NABOKOV, CODE NABOKOV!" one of the bald men shout. He pulls the taser and fires it at you.

> Athletics: 24 vs 3.

You easily avoid the taser shot. The leads miss, hit a bald guy coming up behind you, and zap him. He pisses his pants and falls down, twitching.

>>10375075
well, best of luck with that
sounds like you have a boss battle coming up

> I'll be honest. I don't much like writing the sex scenes either,

you fucking LIE.

anyway, if you don't there'll be fanfiction of it and it'll be x1000 times worse. happened in vampire bride quest too.

>>10375132
"Code Nabokov? What the fuck are you talking about?"

>>10375148

I keep hitting the reset button, but the game still sucks.

>>10375132
We can't make a ruckus. At least not a hostile one, otherwise it'll look like we caused shit. As long as it's obvious we're not causing this we might be okay. Besides that, I think it's time we escape from these over zealous employees into the crowd behind us mayhaps?

>>10375132
take Alicia and run into the ride
try to find a Cutless
if we're going to have a fight here, we're doing it the RIGHT way

>>10375132
"'Code Nabokov'? Who TALKS like that?"

>>10375132
Time to bolt?

>>10375132

Jesus this party is gettin crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtgmCskR4ug

>>10375195
As much as running is a sensible idea.
THIS.

>>10375185
>>10375148

"Code Nabokov? What the fuck are you talking about?"

> Cunning Check: 15 vs 15, ties go to you.

"Shut it, you goddamn pedo!" one of the bald guys yells. "We're not letting you feel up some girl in the dark on this ride! DROP ON THE GROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD, MOTHERFUCKER!"

There is an audible gasp, and you see every parent in line put their hands over their kids' ears.

>>10375132

Point at the nearest goon squad and shout "OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN" and then run like a motherfucker.

>>10375204
just looked it up
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Nabokov
he wrote "lolita"
the code must be refering to Alicia

I think they think we are Pedophiles

>>10375242
Can we attempt make a cunning to lie our way our of this one?

>>10375258
...
well, that was a bit late

>>10375242
Just a straight, flat, "what."

>>10375258
Good work, a little late, but good work.

Seems like a tossup between talk your way out and run for it.

VOTE NAO! Five minutes

>>10375312
I vote we talk our way out of this, if we don't they'll be harassing us for the rest of the trip. There's no point in being here if she's not having fun.

>>10375312
Talk out of it. Cops will chase runners down.

>>10375312
Talk our way out of it.

Talk it out while moving into a position where we can easily escape if diplomacy doesn't work.

Cunning our way out of this. The trip will be ruined if we're on the run unless you really think we can survive the rest of the trip in constantly changing disguises and such.

>>10375298
This.

Also, have Alicia go apeshit on them. Summoning ZOMBIE GOASTS.

Talk: "How can you act this way! Wait, wait, don't cry Alicia! I'm sure the Disneyland employee didn't mean to swear like that in front of all these children!"

Cunning Check. Roll 1d6 :) Roll well.

rolled 3 = 3

>>10375377
Here goes nothing.

>>10375312
Talk it out. We've got Cunning, let's put it to use. And running means we've got security ruining our vacation.

"Now, now, good sirs, certainly this is all a grave misunderstanding? I'm simply escorting my little sister. Nothing unusual about that, is there?"

rolled 3 = 3

>>10375377
lets do this.

>>10375312
Talk. While we talk, Alicia subtly grows slightly taller to look older, just in case.

>>10375388

> Your total: 12
> Opposing total: 9

The guards hesitate and glance at each other as you berate them for their language, then they look sheepishly at the parents.

Alicia bawls and tugs at your sleeve. "Big bwotha, they're scaaaaawing meeee!" she whimpers.

"See!? Now you made her cry! My darling little sister, the only family I have left in this world!" You drop to one knee and hug Alicia tightly, then stroke her hair. "There there, Alicia, don't cry, these men aren't bad people. . ."

"Quit hamming it up so much, you're a shitty actor," Alicia whispers in your ear.

For all those saying "talk," I implore you to at least seek a more favorable tactical position before doing so. In a way that boosts our credibility.

Such as trashing some goon shit while shouting "NO! NOBODY WILL EVER HURT MY LITTLE SISTER AGAIN!"

You see, we're trying to reconnect with our little sister after she was... well, she was attacked by Pedobear, and it injured her mind. And now, bringing her to Disneyworld to try and immerse her in childhood innocence, we were attacked.

And now we are SO going to sue their asses off. Bad enough for our little sister to be... be.. VIOLATED... but the Magic Kingdom has to stomp on her one dream? Motherfuckers!

>>10375377
Spend XP if we fuck it up. I don't really want people to be bothering us about this for the rest of the trip.

>>10375440
>"Quit hamming it up so much, you're a shitty actor," Alicia whispers in your ear.
Counter-whisper: "And you're not?"

>>10375440
Right, now it's time to act angry that they're ruining our sisters vacation and annoying a paying visitor to their park.

>>10375445
>>10375471

> Cunning roll: 24 vs 15 O.o

"You're no Lawrence Olivier," you whisper back, then picking up Alicia in your arms, you lean towards one of the guards and whisper, "Look. . . I uhhh. . . didn't want to say anything. . . but the truth is, she. . . Alicia, she was once. . ." you choke up. "There was this bear, and he. . . he touched her. . .inappropriately. . . I brought her. . . here because before our parents died, she loved this place. . . but you. . . you're making her remember. . ."

Alicia wails and buries her face in your shoulder. "Big BWAAAAVAAAAAA! These men look wike the BEAAAAAAR!"

>>10375440

"Ain't stupid if it works; now let's get on the damn ride."

>>10375513
We just made the loli demoness cry for her Onii-sama.

Is this awesome? (Y/N)

>>10375513

I WOULD say we're going to hell, but... yeah.

>>10375587
Maybe next summer.

>>10375587

been there done that and got the post card

Long story short, the guards let you pass and you get on the damn ride. Front row, all by yourselves.

It's decently fun, although the ride's been a bit shittier since they kept adding the faggot on the left to it.

Alicia seems to really enjoy it, though you suspect her enjoyment is more due to the fact that you guys just epically trolled the Walt Disney Corporation, more than the ride itself.

>>10375641
dude!
Insult Depp all you want, but Jack Sparrow is awesome.
In the first movie at least, and that's the important one.

>>10375641
We forgot something, in all our trolling last session:

Sometimes, instead of trolls trolling trolls, trolls should just troll together.

>>10375641
Dude, that Jack Sparrow robotic contraption they have in there is way too lifelike. Half of the others are like thirty years old so compared to him they look jarringly bad.

>>10375641

>though you suspect her enjoyment is more due to the fact that you guys just epically trolled the Walt Disney Corporation, more than the ride itself.

GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST BEEN SHOWN THE WAY, THE PATH, THE MISSION.

WE CAME TO SHOW THE LOLIDEMON A GOOD TIME, AND DAMMIT, WE'RE GOING TO DO IT THE WAY WE KNOW HOW, THE WAY WE KNOW BEST

DAMN THE MODS, FULL TROLL AHEAD

>>10375641

And there was no feeling up in the ride?

>>10375667

>>10375704
I don't know, is there?

I think we should visit one of the go cart attractions then head to a restaurant to find some lunch.

>>10375728
>subject line

I agree.

>>10375728

that is creepy

>>10375728
No. No feeling up. That would be entirely inappropriate at this time.

>>10375728
I would probably improve the troll if, after arguing Walt Disney Corporation into agreeing that we are not in fact planning to feel up the apparently-underage girl, we proceeded to in fact feel up the apparently-underage girl.

I'd be worried about secret cameras, but the robot last thread demonstrated that the people running things here are aware of the details of the situation and don't mind.

>>10375793
some of them at least

>>10375728

Nah. Just hand-holding. If she goes for that.

>>10375814
Doctor Who poster?

Not bad.

>>10375814

Or we can seat her on our lap. :D

>>10375853

Looks innocent from a distance, but daa-ng, don't we know better :D

On the other hand, she'll probably punch and tell us to "save that shit for the View." She'd be right, let's save it for the View. This is the white-knight in us; showing the Demon that she can reclaim her humanity, be loved and love in return.

... well, whenever we're not trolling the living fuck out of her and everybody else, that is.

>>10375728
Let's leave the feeling up until we get back to the hotel room. Let's just enjoy the fucking ride.

>>10375926
she's a demon, she's making new humanity
there is none to reclaim

>>10375929
>>10375926
>>10375853

Your inner troll asserts itself. . . at one point in the ride, you do put your hand on Alicia's lap and slide it up her thigh towards her. . .

She digs her fingernails into the back of your hand. "Security Cameras," she mutters, "and someone's watching."

Looking up, you see a very lifelike. . . too lifelike. . . large, bald, and burly pirate standing on the bridge staring down at you. He doesn't seem to have noticed the hand on the knee, though. . .

>>10375982
... Ooookay, stop it.

Just point and laugh at the animatronics, though.

>>10375982
point at bald pirate
say "wow, that's an ugly one"

>>10375982
Move hand away and enjoy the ride.

>>10375982

Look right at the large, burly "robot" pirate, squint your eyes, and mutter quietly "... that's the ugliest animatronic I've ever seen."

AFTER you take your goddamn hand off the loli.

>>10375982
point at him and say "AHAHAHAHA i think they fucked that one up!"

>>10375982
Snicker. "What trouble I'd get into, without you looking after me!"

>>10375998
>>10375929

So the ride is over. . . and as you get off, you see a tall young man wearing a Jack Sparrow outfit standing at the exit.

He indicates the two of you and says, "Come with me." He turns and starts to walk away, towards a nondescript door in the wall. It is unlabeled.

He takes a key from the scarlet sash on his waist and opens the door, waiting for you to respond.

>>10376066
follow?
make some relevant quote from Pirates of the Carribean

>>10376066
ask "why?"

>>10376015
>>10376037

And after this, nudge Alica and say "See that one? That's what real pirates looked like; capable of ripping your head off and punting it across the ship. They ought to make six of him and replace all the Sparrow bots."

Credit is where credit's due.

>>10376066
Oh shit, looks like we're going into the secrete underground Disney complex. Watch out for robotic spider Walt Disney.

>>10376066

"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no". "

>>10376066

Ask why, politely. There's a chance Alica is being offered THE VIP EXPERIENCE because of her Tragic Pedobear Experience; and to keep the Rich Man From Suing Like The Litigation God.

If not... what does it cost to cast Sense Goons Waiting In Ambush Inside The Tunnel?

>>10376066

This can only end badly. Well, might as well get it over with.

also, OONST OONST OONST

>>10376132
> "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no". "

"Ahahahaha. . . yeah, I've never heard that one before," the fake Sparrow mutters. "Don't worry, we got the whole thing worked out. The Man wishes to have lunch with you and your. . . sister," he says, looking at Alicia significantly.

>>10376170

Will robotic spiders be involved in any way?

>>10376170
Which man? The CEO? The Founder? Mickey Mouse?

Out of curiousity, did the key the guy use look like the key we got earlier when Alicia traded her hat away?

>>10376214
>>10376184

In response to your questions, the goon simply opens the door and says, "The Man."

The door now leads downwards into darkness.

>>10376170
"Well, how can we possibly refuse someone so important that you can't even use his name?"

>>10376214
THE UNFROZEN HEAD OF WALT DISNEY

>>10376170

>The Man

AWESOME. Just... one thing.

"Sure, but before we go, I should place a quick call."

Call Reginald, give him a sit-rep on the situation, and tell him that if you don't reach him with a realtime voice communication in four hours or so and repeat to him the first serious question you ever asked him, that he may assume we're in distress and are in need of his company's services.

That company being DYNAMIC ENTRY SOLUTIONS, INC.

(The question we asked him was, "are you my uncle in disguise," natch.)

>>10376246
... YOR.

HE'S THE MAN.

>>10376246

Proceed with caution. Any spells with which can warn us of goonsquads without backlash?

>>10376170

How about THE WOMAN?

>>10376170
As long as he knows we're not Cuban children & drinking our blood won't help him keep living forever.

Fucking crazy-ass Walt Disney.

>>10376278
Yor's world, he's the man!
Yor's world, he's the man!
Yor's world!

Lost in the world of past
with the echo of ancient blast
There is a man from future, a man of mystery
Yor's world!

>>10376270

You do so. Reginald understands. "I shall have the helicopter ready at a moment's notice. If I may ask, however, young master, how is your trip with the young miss going? I do hope she is enjoying herself?"

>>10376270

Also, do this.

>>10376283 here.

>>10376312

She doesn't like rollercoasters. Who knew?

>>10376312
"She's fine. We're having a blast down here. Are the girls being any trouble?"

>>10376312

"Shes in Wonderland"

>>10376312
>how is your trip with the young miss going?
Adequately. Figuring things out. Trolling to do.

>>10376312

"It started out a little rocky, but it's improving by the minute. Hence why I'm placing this call, if past experience is any guide."

>>10376361

Oh, and this. We should see how things are going at home, briefly.

>>10376350
You hear Reginald laugh. "It would seem the two of you are getting along well. I shall let you go now, then, young master. Enjoy the rest of your trip."

Reginald hangs up, and you are led downstairs into a darkened hallway. About halfway through, the Jack Sparrow Wannabe bows and walks away, closing a door behind him.

Two technicians walk up to you and Alicia and mist you both with antibiotics, then an ultraviolet ray is passed over both your bodies. Finally, you are allowed to pass through the final airlock and into. . . the CHAMBER

Pic related, except instead of the Empra. . .it's UNCLE WALT.

>>10376411
Well that's not disturbing at all.

>>10376447
This, only actually say it.

>>10376411

Fact check:
This would not be our previously-assumed-to-be-dead uncle would it?

Walt Disney or is our uncle named Walt? If it's the ladder...

"Somehow I'm not so surprised."

>>10376396
Sec-er, thirding.

>>10376467
Assumed to be dead? We talked to spirit after we freed it from hell. He's definitely dead.

>>10376467
>>10376465
>>10376447

Nope. It's Walter Elias Disney, father of Mickey Mouse.

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>>10376500

>>10376495

Are you willing to assume that after all that shit we've been through?

>>10376411

Shit like this is why I read MaidQuest.

"... I'll let you finish your greeting anon, but I must say that Tron was awesome."

>>10376517
Yes I am since it was just confirmed by the post above you that I was correct.

>>10376447
>>10376465
Totally.

>>10376467
No. We saw that uncle in Hell IIRC.

>>10376411

FTFY

While we bow to no man, beast or demon we give a nod of equals to The Man.