(please wait while the intro loads)

>>11433033

>Teethmarks on pieces.

Nostalgia'd hard

What will you do, Wanderer?

OH FUCK YES, ITS LEGO QUEST TIME!

>>11433074
Swing the bike to a halt, then shoot at the wheels of the vehicles chasing us

>>11433094

Fuck that. People can be replaced, decent tires cannot.

Let's jink to a stable firing position and put a bullet into the face of the cycle driver. His one armed buddy then won't be able to use the sidecar gun if he wants to drive, and probably can't drive a cycle too well with one arm either.

Then we can lead them on a merry chase and trick them into crashing into stuff.

rolled 10 = 10

>>11433094

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

Put noko+dice+1d12 in the email field to roll.

>>11433205

Truth.

rolled 1 = 1

>>11433235

...rollin' fer shot-to-the-cycle-driver.

rolled 6 = 6

>>11433273

BALLS!

rolled 4 = 4

>>11433235

Holy tittyfucking christ, it's Lego Quest! I've got some reading to do when I wake up tomorrow!

Roll a d12, please...

rolled 11 = 11

>>11433432

>>11433450
HAHAHAHAHA.....

we're fucked......

rolled 1 = 1

>>11433461
I thought that would make us succeed in not getting fucked?

>>11433478
CHOOSE THIS ROLL GOD DAMNIT!

>>11433450

>>11433478
its a picture of very large gun that the enemy has, 11 on a d12 was rolled, considering our shot was a pic of us, it cannot end well.

>Captcha uncivil 'General

What will you do, Wanderer?

>>11433704
happy badlands raider is happy.

(Sorry for all the lag; I had a million things just come up. Should be better now.)

Captcha is what I'm mostly doing in this thread, it seems.

rolled 8 = 8

>>11433725
Jump onto the sidecar and swing the mounted gun around into the gunner's face.

rolled 8 = 8

>>11433725

FUCK YEAH

Proceed with plan "merry chase." The only mobile ranged weapon they've got left is a shitty pistol, unless they stop to get the other guy on the cycle.

Keep an eye out for fruit stands, cliffs, risky jumps, and the like. No one rides like us!

What will you do, Wanderer?

rolled 11 = 11

>>11433996
Try to position that bike-mounted gun at the new clown. Then fire.

>his horror
please make this captcha relevent to action

rolled 5 = 5

>>11433996

If the cannon can face the direction the fire is coming from, aim and fire!

Otherwise, duck and cover, and ready for an opening. See if the guy will pass us and get in the cannon's arc, perhaps. Glance at the cannon to see if it's got rounds while we're down.

rolled 7 = 7

>>11433996
matrix dodging turning into a 180 spin and then finished with a single shot to the heart.

>>11433996
Spin and quick shot him in the chest.

>>11434108
If you miss you'll have to reload.

>>11433996
Rolling to 'spin and quickshot him in the chest'

>>11434133
Thats how i roll, motherlicker.

rolled 1 = 1

>>11434167

rolled 2 = 2

>>11434108

>make a point of not posting my reaction images in Lego Quest threads so OP can have the image slots he needs

>some other douchebag uses nonsensical macros of me anyway

Shameful.

>>11434181
>>11434061
>>11434108


>>11434041
Here. Youse all terrible.

>>11434041

>>11434291
>>11434274
oh god the suspensions killing me

>>11434303
That is one tough helmet.

Great twist on a quest thread, op. Shame bout it taking so long but its understandable.
>>11434206
There wouldnt be macros of you if etcetc

>>11434369
He's not just upset at the pointless macro with text that doesn't fit the picture at all; he is upset that it is taking up image slots that the OP can and always does use better.

It's good that the quest takes a while. Keeps us entertained longer. Like Planes & Mercs.

What will you do, Wanderer?

>captcha: surveyor far

I remove all my clothes and fuck the bullet holes right now.

rolled 7 = 7

>>11434414
If you can take the cannon bike, do so. Doesn't look like it can steer, though. Quickly get on your normal bike and go go go!

>prancing I'm

rolled 2 = 2

>>11434414

Check the cannon's round-count. We'll need something to threaten that truck with, and it's not like a truck can go anywhere a trike can't.

Still, might be a better idea to take our bike anyway and try for some Indiana Jones roof-hopping two-fisted hijacking. Don't wanna damage the goods.

>>11434414
grab the guy's ammo, and ride off after that truck.

>>11434414
Loot bullets and guns and whatever we can! FUEL!

Loot bodies, tear the Gatling gun off the blue bike's side car and splice it to the front of your good bike.

rolled 10 = 10

>>11434512
>>11434562

We can come back for that shit later, so long as y'all remember. Right now we're about to lose the truck!

>>11434477

>captcha: face pilferers

>>11434605
Never lose sight of the bigger loot.

You could try detach the carriage with gun and install it on your bike.

>>11434619

rolled 10 = 10

>>11434619

I meant the trike canon...

rolled 6 = 6

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

>>11434661

Oh, whoops, sorry. Too late now!

rolled 8 = 8

>>11434692

>>11434712
>handgun
>cannon
Does not compute, LQ!

>>11434746

(I know, I know...)

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

 

rolled 5 = 5

>>11434866
>>11434853

If no handy elevation appears to aid us in a roof-landing, approach from the rear and look for a ladder or easy handholds.

This bitch is getting DYNAMIC ENTRY'd out of the cabin.

rolled 11 = 11

>>11434882
Wow, he's still up there? Heavy man. Or slow driver.

Hang behind the truck, out of view, then swerve around to the LEFT side of the truck and 'floor it'. We need to get up to that man and put a bullet in his head. Plus, watching the truck swerve all around would be entertaining.

>>11434894

rolled 5 = 5

>>11434984

...didn't know there was a dickbag on the roof, but I'd say stick to the plan. Gonna have to deal with him sooner or later; might as well make it sooner and maintain our expected advantage against the driver.

>>11435078
We dealt with him last thread. Hence the
>he's still up there?
part posted earlier.

>>11434950

rolled 4 = 4

Roll a d12 to shoot him down, Wanderer!

rolled 5 = 5

>>11435110
>>11435125
awesomeface.jpg at the sign

rolled 9 = 9

>>11435125
Bang!

rolled 3 = 3

>>11435140

Roll a d12, Wanderer!

>>11435270
use this guy's roll:
>>11435183

rolled 1 = 1

>>11435270

POWER SLIDE UNDER THE TRUCK

GRAB THE UNDERCARRIAGE

We can totally climb back up and bash that bastard.

>>11435310
good game

>>11435310

Roll a d12 to save yourself, Wanderer!

rolled 10 = 10

>>11435377
Silly Neckbeard, THIS is how you roll a d12.

rolled 9 = 9

>>11435377
Do it very good!

>>11435403
Clearly, the dice gods hate trips

>>11435483
nat 12s ain't for those
names and trips

What will you do, Wanderer?

rolled 5 = 5

>>11435377
shit

>>11435586
Dynamic Entry his ass. Kick him in the face while swinging into the cabin. Shoot him with his own gun if we can get it in time.

>>11435657
It's dice+1d12, bro

rolled 3 = 3

>>11435586
Oh, I fail. What I said there.
>>11435657

rolled 11 = 11

>>11435657
Like you can just flip up from under a truck without a hitch? Hah!

LQ, I say we first take a second to mourn the loss of the axe. Then we climb our way back, get to the braces, climb up, and push the dead man onto the windshield. And then get through the right window.

It'll probably take a series of rolls.

Goddammit. Didnt get here in time to shout BOARD THE TRUCK USING THE CHAIN!

Oh well.
>>11435586
Pull an Indiana Jones on that mutherfucker.

>>11435695
Good lLego I'm rollin' all the 11s tonight.

>'I conkling
uh...related?

>>11435681

LegoQuest Guy!

I have something just for you!

http://lifehacker.com/5595389/restore-the-color-of-old-lego-bricks

A way to restore all your old brings to shiny new!

rolled 9 = 9

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

>captcha: the Dutchman

>>11435842

Neat!

rolled 8 = 8

>>11435914
Educate him that he isn't going to hit anything using his rifle like that.
Educate him with a kick.

>the Mayer
Not...really related.

rolled 8 = 8

>>11435941
IT'S DANGEROUS TO HOLD GUNS LIKE THAT - SOMEBODY COULD GET HURT...
LIKE YOU!

make him eat his words. his words have been rifle to the face. we need some revenge for our ride!

>>11435941

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

rolled 5 = 5

>>11436114

Kiss him, right on the lips, this will so surprise him, he wont see the sucker punch to the gut coming!

Roll backwards and judo-throw him out the window!

No clue how to roll through... attempting
[dice]1d12[/dice]

rolled 4 = 4

>>11436114
Use his size and momentum against him.
As he rolls onto you, use a leg to send him flying over your body, and out that window

>>11436166
Wait, wait! It's been a long time since I kissed a man! I can do betta!

rolled 12 = 12

>>11436199
>>11436195
lionkingmind

>>11436199
it's dice 1d12

>>11436195
In E-mail field, type:

dice+1d12


If you want to noko as well, just say noko+dice+1d12. Beware, though, that people won't be able to mouse over your name and see that you actually rolled a d12.

rolled 9 = 9

>>11436166

rolled 2 = 2

>>11436166
Look at what you did >=(

>>11436220

WHEN WE KISS HIM, BITE OFF HIS LIPS!

I bet Honey lied and the truck is full of something else.

>>11436285
Finally!

 

LOADING NEW SCENE

>>11436413
BENNIE!!!

>>11436413
ORANGE AND GRAY CONTRAST!


I am not making this up, that is my captcha. No refreshes.

rolled 2 = 2

>>11436413
slow processor

>>11436445
Give him a few minutes dude. He has to put away old legos and put up new ones.

>>11436445
If you are going to roll for loading times, please do not roll so poorly.

What will you do, Wanderer?

rolled 5 = 5

>>11436612

Keep on truckin' you ain't got time to stop here

rolled 11 = 11

>>11436612
Ah, a common police action! Keeping the peace! Good men. They really shouldn't stand all together like that, though. They ought to be spread out like the criminals. It'll be easier to avoid the horn-blaring truck headed straight for them.

rolled 4 = 4

>>11436612
Hold the fuel tanker hostage.
Trade it for the mayor (?), a truck, some weapons, then get the hell out of dodge.

rolled 6 = 6

>>11436637
Head back down the road, gather supplies from the motorbikes. Head out to someplace in the desert where it's safe. Check the contents of the truck.

>>11436644
Holy crap I keep rolling elevens!

... AND THE CAPTCHA IS RIGHT, I never roll this well!

>>11436597
Babe Alert!!

rolled 11 = 11

>>11436650
Oh, and the policemen too.
Maybe even that babe.

Make sure you show them the detonator in your hands.

You did rig the tanker with explosives beforehand, right?

THOSE FFFFFFUCKERS

OUR SHHHHHHHHHIT

>>11436644

>>11436807
>sees filename
I love you.

rolled 3 = 3

What will you do, Wanderer?

I got the last one so I'll let someone else go this time.

rolled 7 = 7

Bash the first guy to get close using our helmet. Then take his gun and fuck people up!

rolled 9 = 9

>>11436881
I'm okay with this, but use something besides our helmet if we can.

rolled 1 = 1

>>11436901
Like the truck. We can bash the guys with the truck.

rolled 9 = 9

>>11436933
Hahaha!

Yeah, try to run over as many more as we can, then jump out when we have to and grab guns, use the truck as a barrier and shoot the fucks.

>>11436851
Kickass, guns blazing

rolled 4 = 4

>>11436881

Use the truck door to bash the first guy, take his gun - then whip your helmet at the next one as a distraction while you shoot the other guys

>>11436970
I imagine the Saving Private Ryan scene with two soldiers throwing their helmets as each other as they go for their sidearms.

>>11436997
>>11436970
This

>>11436881
>>11436901

>captcha: mayhem value

rolled 8 = 8

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

rolled 1 = 1

>>11437071

Holy shit, its Lego Quest. I love you in every way possible.

rolled 12 = 12

>>11437075
You've gone and killed us.

>>11437133
We've had natural 1s before.

That's the biggest flaw with hidden rolls. Was it really a d12? Or a d1?

>>11437167
It really was a d12. Shame Noko hides it.

>>11437176
Yeah, I know. But who knows?

rolled 6 = 6

>>11437071
It's time to kick ass and burn rubber - and I'm all out of rubber

>>11437213
You know. And I know.

>>11437225
IT'S TIME TO BURN ASS!

rolled 9 = 9

>>11437264
>>11437225
AND KICK RUBBER!

What will you do, Wanderer?

>>11437331
>>11437320
You see that? I did that. That was my roll.

>>11437351
She's gonna bang us back to life.

The good way.

rolled 8 = 8

>>11437331
>>11437320
>>11437304

It's a good thing we wore that bulletproof vest and hooked up those fake blood pockets so that we could pretend to be dead.

Those bandits are gonna be in for one hell of a surprise.

>>11437371

rolled 8 = 8

>>11437357
You put your dice away, you son of a bitch, you put your stupid, mother-fucking dice away and never roll them again.

rolled 8 = 8

>>11437351
As you lay dying, you say "you never asked yourself if I put the parking break on."

Suddenly, truck reverses into them.

rolled 10 = 10

Act like a crazy man to scare them off.

>>11437371
So how do you explain the searing pain of the bullet tearing through your "meat"? Well, it could have been worse.

rolled 5 = 5

>>11437410
Weak spot in the armour.

If I roll a 12, it's just a flesh wound.

rolled 4 = 4

>>11437401
>>11437394
We roll the same number, hater-man! Oh ho.

This would be a good time for a
"_______"
*flips helmet visor down*
"_____"
YEEEEAAAAHHH

moment. Whatever you call those. Unfortunately, I suck at coming up with jokes.

>>11437410
>>11437133

captcha: two manna

rolled 9 = 9

>>11437480
HONEY BUNNY TO THE RESCUE!

While they're distracted, crawl over and pick up the dead man's rifle! BLAST THEM AWAY!

rolled 8 = 8

>>11437444
I guess you could say...
*flips visor down*
FAHWITHATEWHGAFEWAF!!!!!!

rolled 3 = 3

>>11437480
for all their insults...
*flips visor down*
... they failed to save face
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

rolled 5 = 5

>>11437491

>>11437491

Roll a d12, Wanderer!

rolled 2 = 2

>>11437654

rolled 4 = 4

>>11437654

rolled 11 = 11

>>11437654

rolled 12 = 12

>>11437654
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>11437684
>>11437674
>>11437670
>>11437666
The average of these four rolls is 7.25. Count the roll as a 7?

>>11437702
How about as a 2 since that was rolled first?

>>11437702
The good is only good because it contrasts the bad.

If you take away the bad, the good becomes average and plain and worst of all, boring.

>>11437707
Because you're a dick. Look up, he doesn't ALWAYS take the first roll.

>>11437727
Look up fudged rolls.

rolled 2 = 2

>>11437720
The good and the bad are not arbitrary - our actions shape them

>>11437754
Delicious 2's

>>11437666

>>11437825
Ah, but we distracted them long enough for Honey to take them out.

Still, I don't trust her.

>>11437844
Assuming it is Honey and not some other wankjob.

>>11437851
>implying Honey and this hot bitch with the rifle aren't actually sisters and playing everyone against each other so that they end up with the truck full of food, this town, and shitloads of guns.

And us as their love slave.

>>11437674
>>11437684

rolled 8 = 8

>>11437892
steal the chicks rifle

rolled 12 = 12

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

rolled 6 = 6

>>11437922
take him out

rolled 8 = 8

anyone alive?

rolled 1 = 1

>>11437929

rolled 12 = 12

>>11438124
grab the rifle and quickdraw.

One move, Wanderer.

What will you do?

>>11438142
awesome, but i think it is just me again, i remember this happened back in the spaceman quest too.

>>11438144
use this>>11438142

rolled 2 = 2

>>11438144
Life's a bitch...
AND THEN YOU DIE!

rolled 8 = 8

>>11438177
Three 2s in a row...
Figures.

>>11438142

>>11438263
nice

Roll a d12, Wanderer...

rolled 2 = 2

>>11438302
I'm the one who put you down there. It's only fitting I make you fire this last shot...

>>11438302

POW

>>11438309

... and it's a 2.

>>11438309
that's like your fourth 2 bro

rolled 10 = 10

>>11438321

Swing and a Miss.

>>11438309

>>11438331
I am not the Anon who kept rolling 2s. I am the Anon who kept rolling 11s.

>>11438421
dat focus

>>11438374
who the hell got us killed

>>11438393
Until I, you know, didn't roll an eleven, but a one, and got shot up.

>grievance secretary.
Huh.

rolled 11 = 11

>>11438438
I don't thin we're dead - yet.
We just missed the shot.
I think.

rolled 5 = 5

>>11438510
so, uh, are we dead?

THE END

rolled 12 = 12

>>11438683
effin awesome op, this is always the best part of tg

>>11438683
>>11438683
>>11438683

Hoo-boy, that was an unexpected ending. I thought you were gonna bite it for good in a few places.

Sorry for such a glacial pace; fight scenes take a while to set up, and this episode was pretty much all fight scenes.

Questions, comments, suggestions?

>captcha: madwoman 365

rolled 1 + 9000 = 9001

>>11438683
*clapclapclapclap*
Was very interesting, nice concept + photography was swell.
I hope we can play again!

>>11438719
so where the dudes in green militants?

aerial stances

>>11438719
Cool cool indeed. I hope next time we can get more on-foot action. I liked that more than the vehicle bits.

And again, I forget to post this at any point where people could use it to refresh:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

The first three episodes of After the Brick are here, along with all the other LQ episodes.

>>11438750
>so where the dudes in green militants?

Remains of the army. If things had gone differently, you might have ended up meeting this mysterious warlord.

I guess there's always room for a sequel...

>>11438783
leave it to 4chan to derail plot

>>11438812
Derail plot, by getting shot? I think not!

got the first vote for this thread on suptg.

>>11438812
There really wasn't much for plot; my entire "outline" is basically "raiders have food truck, warlord wants food truck, girl wants food truck, wat do".

I was kind of surprised that /tg/ went full-on moralfag in the second episode.

Voting this thread up~

Actually, if things had gone *really* different and you ended up with a happy ending, I had a little after-the-credits joke planned.

I guess happy endings are hard to come by in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Was that honey's narration at the end?

>>11438915

No, it was the Wanderer's.

I was kind of at a loss for how to end things, but I figured you had "won" in the sense that you were still alive and had the food truck. I wanted to wrap things up in this episode, but then I realized there was a good loose thread to dangle for future episodes.

>>11438915
Yes, it was.

>YOU dithers
I dithers? Is Captcha calling me mad?
I might be, it is late at night. You learn a lesson here, then -- if you read something on 4chan, check the source material before believing it.

>>11438945
You didn't really make it clear that we were still alive

>>11438955
>>11438945
I dithers.

>>11438969

Ahahahahaha

>>11438960

Oops. I just assumed that everybody would assume the text boxes were the Wanderer's, since everyone else's dialogue had been filtered through his boxes throughout the game.

Captcha is on my side: this computed

>>11438995
It's good to know.

I asked on the off-chance the profile shot of Honey with pink background was meant as a transition. Also, >five meteors

>>11439016

Truth be told, I was going to have a text box >>11438510
with something like "She tells me nine out of ten isn't bad for a rookie", but I'm tired and I couldn't come up with suitably dramatic dialogue.

So I just phoned it in, and confusion happened.

>>11439133
And to be honest, I thought I was posting
>>11438955
in a Warhammer 40,000 thread. But I missed.

>316,317 ideally
Odd captcha.

All right, /tg/, that's it for me for the night. I had fun, and once again /tg/ showed that it is the best board.

Who knows, maybe Endman will make an appearance before the end of the summer.

Goodnight!

>>11438995
he's still dead
>>11438309
>Swing and a Miss
Swing and a Miss indeed

Lego Quest, if you're still here--are we alive still, or not?

Also thank you for running this. I love it very much.

>>11439479
And of course you leave right as I finish reading. Gah.

rolled 2 = 2

Damn, too bad I had to miss the latter half of that.

Badass, LQ. Badass.

>>11440483
Go away, everyone hates you.

>>11440483

>>11440496
and he should put on a shirt

>>11440496
>>11440543

For your good, pure human hatred, I award you with the cup of manryness.

Not commenting on if I like GNB or not, because everyone hates tripfags anyway.

rolled 10 = 10

>>11440543

Hah!

But come now, dicks are no proper way to end a great Lego Quest thread.

>>11440588
shattap you pussy

>>11440543
LOL

and captcha was "the enjoyment"

>>11440588
>implying that your posting in it was

rolled 9 = 9

>>11440610

...mine for >>11440588 was "to rockers."

Just one little "w" away from total awesome.

>>11440596

No.

>>11440616

I've been in this thread from the start.

>>11440625

Better put on your 3d-glasses, because it's coming at ya.

Well, actually you probably don't need them if this comes STRAIGHT at you, but you get what I mean. Have fun dissolving.

JELLY CUBE! I CHOOSE YOU!

>>11440625
>I've been in this thread from the start.
so thats why it sucks so hard

>>11439479

Still alive, yes.

If I had realized there would be so much confusion, I would have put a text box in that shot, even if it had terrible wording.

>>11442360
>Still alive

If we had actually died there, that would have been a pretty epic ending.

--Dying thought being "I've got all the time in the world" = badass
--Dying with a sharpshooting looker crying over us = badass
--Dying after saving a town despite terrible odds = badass
--Dying with a "Yeah, you'd better run" shortly before = pretty badass

>>11443146
While I agree with what you say, I can never disagree with more Lego questing. The guy is a master with this.

I can only hope he stitches together these pictures into a video/visual novel and puts it onto youtube. Or maybe I will for him. We'd miss out on the wonderful pic names that I always enjoy, but I think it would be a pretty interesting result.

LEGO QUEST?

Missed?

:(

>>11443554
I'm sorry, anon. On the bright side, I still have a lot of Legos.

>>11443262
Probably no youtube, but it would only take me a few minutes to put a .cbr of After the Brick together.

Captcha reflects on the Oasian miners: dusky thousands

>>11443710
>I still have a lot of Legos
Hooray!
>254; parkhurst
... is it telling me to go somewhere?

>>11443710
>>but it would only take me a few minutes to put a .cbr of After the Brick together.

Do it please, that would be sweet.

>Captcha: were wonderbra
>I don't even want to know

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8HUD23L5

After the Brick, the collected works.

212 pages of two-fisted Lego action.

Let me know if you can't access it.

bumpin

bump for posterity

I had an idea for another game in a different vein.

It might be up this weekend if I get time.

>Captcha's choice for the first NPC: interested slattern

>>11451520
Looking forward to this!

>>11445243
Oh yes, fantastic.

>>11445243
It's amazing how easy it is to follow that despite having none of the rest of the thread with it. Good show sir!