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    482 KB Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)22:07 No.11984094  
    So I suppose I did say yesterday that after telling the story of the first session of Pimps in Space, I would tell the story of Neckbeards May Cry, a rather fun set of events that occurred during a two day tournament this weekend.

    Of course, this being the Internet, you are free to imagine that I embellish details as you like, or take creative liberties. I will only tell it as I could see it.
    >> LaBambaMan 09/06/10(Mon)22:08 No.11984108
    Does this involve your fantabulously painted Tau?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)22:09 No.11984113
    Before I tell the story, I shall post two lists - one 2000 points for the first day, and another for 2500 points. These will be referenced occasionally.

    2000 (1996) point list for the First Day.

    Commander Longknife 160
    2x Shield Drones 30

    6x Fire Warriors 60
    Devilfish w/ Disruption Pod 85
    6x Fire Warriors 60
    Devilfish w/ Disruption Pod 85
    6x Fire Warriors 60
    Devilfish w/ Disruption Pod 85

    3x XV-9 225
    3x Shield Gen 75
    6x Phaser 60

    2x Tetra 100
    2x Targeting Array 10

    8x Pathfinders 96
    Devilfish 80

    Hammerhead 90
    Railgun 50, Disruption Pod 5, Burst Cannons 10, Multitracker 10

    3x Broadsides 210
    2x Target Lock 10, Drone Controller w/ 2 Shield Drone 30

    3x XV-8 75
    3x Missile Pod 36, 3x Plasma Rifle, 60, 3x Multitracker 15

    2x XV-8 50
    2x Missile Pod 24, 2x Plasma Rifle, 40, 2x Multitracker 10

    >two chancit
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)22:10 No.11984131

    To an extent.

    2500 (2498) point list for the Second Day.

    Commander O'Rly 225

    6x Fire Warriors 60
    Devilfish w/ Disruption Pod 85
    6x Fire Warriors 60
    Devilfish w/ Disruption Pod 85
    6x Fire Warriors 60
    Devilfish w/ Disruption Pod 85

    3x XV-9 225
    3x Shield Gen 75
    6x Cascade 90

    2x Tetra 100
    2x Targeting Array 10

    8x Pathfinders 96
    Devilfish w/ Disruption Pod 85

    Hammerhead 90
    Railgun 50, Disruption Pod 5, Burst Cannons 10, Multitracker 10

    Hammerhead 90
    Railgun 50, Disruption Pod 5, Burst Cannons 10, Multitracker 10

    3x Broadsides 210
    2x Target Lock 10, Drone Controller w/ 2 Shield Drone 30

    3x XV-8 75
    3x Missile Pod 36, 3x Plasma Rifle, 60, 3x Multitracker 15

    3x XV-8 75
    3x Missile Pod 36, 3x Plasma Rifle, 60, 3x Multitracker 15

    4x Stealth Guys 120
    4x Targeting Array 40

    I shall now begin the story.

    >drilling accountable
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)22:17 No.11984218
    Some of the people involved happened to also be in my Rogue Trader game indicated in brackets, and will be referred to as such. Others will be randomly assigned a name from the Rogue Trader book, indicated in parentheses.

    So there I am, Saturday morning, sleeping off the previous night's Pimps In Space game. It's about 7:00 AM when my phone rings. All I could think of at the moment was how much I hated the caller.

    "Who this."
    "Yo, it's [Seneschal]."
    "Why are you making me exist at this hour?"
    "You want to be in a 40k tournament?"
    "...really? You woke me up for that?"
    "Do they allow Forge World?"
    "...fine. Just give me a moment."
    I hear a car beep outside.
    "Hurry up, we're taking (Navigator)'s van."
    "You knew I'd say yes."

    So I got dressed, grabbed my warhams, and headed out the door.

    >unnath 53,
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)22:23 No.11984301
    So I get to the van, and there is Navigator, Seneschal, [Arch Militant], [Voidmaster], and (Astropath).

    "You might want to draft up a list," they go as I toss my warhams in back.
    "How much?"
    "2000 points. Navigator will be judging, so he'll fill you in."

    So I draft a quick list, and I decide to use this as a testing ground for my XV-9s and whatnot. after about 10 minutes of explaining the rules of this tournament, and other minutae, we are off to one of the suburbs of Orlando. Just before I fell asleep for the trip down, something occurred to me.

    "Wait, does this cost anything?"
    "Yeah, 30 bucks," said Navigator.
    "I don't have any money, son."
    "Don't worry. Voidmaster paid your way," said Arch Militant.
    I turned to her.
    "How nice. This mean I owe you dinner or something?"
    "Just shut up and win."

    And with that, I took a short nap until we reached the tournament location.

    >switch-1 alnuited
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    All names were changed to protect the identity of the people involved.

    Viewers are advised to have children leave the room as some of the following content may be unsuitable for them. Viewer discretion is advised.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)22:29 No.11984369
    They wake me up, and we all head into the building. It's a decently sized place, one of those places that rents out rooms for people to use for community events. I look around, and there's a fair bit of people. Looks like room for about 4 or 5 games to go on simultaneously.

    Official announcement begins. The way it works is for the initial rounds, you're scored only on whether or not you won, with large multipliers for winning / losing, and a smaller multiplier for soft shit like sportsmanship. "So I can't be a TOTAL dick," I made a mental note to myself. The rest of the rules were on a 3 or 4 page handout that nobody bothered to read. Hell, I didn't even read it.

    We were then randomly assigned our opponents from a lottery system. I was in with my Tau, and Astropath was using his Spess Wulves. I waited for my first opponent.

    The lottery showed up Imperial Guard.

    >Library suithedi
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)22:42 No.11984522
    So the Guard player looks like a decent person, slightly older then I am, and we start setup. Looks like he's running meltavets and valkyries, with shitloads of tanks. Hmm. I begin laying out my guys, and he stops me.

    "Wait, we can use Forge World?"
    "Yeah. Nothing in the rules that say you can't."
    "Oh, mind if I switch out my list?"
    "Nah, go ahead. Might want to pass it through the judges first, though."

    So we get a judge over, the new list is cleared pretty quickly, and we're off. I chose first turn.

    Along with the meltavets and valkyries, there's also now a number of fixed artillery and a couple Destroyer Tank Hunters. I decide to hold my suits in reserve. I knew in this case, I had no chance of winning an objectives game so I had to pop his guys as best I could. The first turn, I focus on popping as many of his metal bawkses as fast as I can. I pop a some of them, and generally just go full anti-armor with the pathfinders laying markerlights down. The Destroyer pops one of my transports.

    Next turn, I deep strike my XV-8 teams in the rear, and my XV-9 teams in the center. Everything goes decently, though one team of XV-8s scatters a bit too far. My XV-8s start raping artillery, while the XV-9s spread their special message of hello to the exposed meltavets. He Creeds a demolisher and pops my hammerhead.

    My XV-8s continue their rampage in his rear lines, although I end up losing a team due to the sheer amount of shelling. My XV-9s rush over and fill the command squad up with phaser (love rending) while being babied by the Tetras. Rest of the game went pretty decently on my end, with the Broadsides pretty much destroying everything. I ended up with a victory, though no Decimation or anything.

    >shainded 'Luke'
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)22:55 No.11984741
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)22:57 No.11984771
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)23:03 No.11984851
    That took about an hour and a half. Next game was up against a girl with Tyranids (enforcing the stereotype). It seemed to be a ninja list, with a lot of Lictors, Raveners, Genestealers, Mawlocs, and whatnot, led by a Malanthrope. God, was that thing annoying. I decided to field almost everything, since there didn't seem to be much held in reserve. I did, however, keep my commander and a 2 man XV-8 squad in reserve. Again, I get first turn. However, she calls out my Commander for Deathleaper's LD bullshit.

    Game starts, and there is a fair bit on the field. My hammerhead starts shotgunning hordes of genestealers, and my tetras feed the markerlight addiction of my XV-9s. Broadsides get a few wounds on the Malanthrope, but its 3++ save helped it. She pops some of my transports, and I figure those guys are done. Most of the army is now close enough to reach out and touch.

    Next turn I drop in my other XV-8 squad and my commander in back. the 2 XV-8s try to shoot the Malanthrope but fail to do anything. Commander scores a third wound on the Malanthrope. Again, more shotgunning, and I pop some more genestealers. Broadsides decide to nuke a nearby squad of warriors. Suddenly, there are guys everywhere. Lictors and Raveners in a board where there was a fair bit of cover. The lictors wipe my exposed fire warriors, and the raveners start the trek to my battlesuits. A Mawloc pops up to try and eat my XV-9s, and I lose one. She also moves Deathleaper out of cover after my commander (laughing mahmoud.jpg).

    While the raveners are still going toward the broadsides, I let loose with the broadsides and XV-9s and rend the first Mawloc to death. I send my hammerhead against the raveners, but fail to do much because of cover. I send my commander after Deathleaper. Two plasma shots, two wounds. These people don't know me, else they'd know I do some crazy shit sometimes. I charge Deathleaper with my commander.

    >dawnyted circulatory
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)23:03 No.11984860
    Deathleaper gets its 4 attacks, rolls 3 hits, and rends on two. I make the 3+ invuln for the rendings, but fail the normal attack. I have make my 5 attacks, only 2 get through, but Deathleaper fails one save. I couldn't help but laugh as my commander punched Deathleaper to death. She didn't look too happy, and ate my Commander with her Malanthrope. The other 2 XV-8s then finished it off.

    The rest of the game went by difficult, but I ended up pulling a close victory. I felt mad special.

    >532 smenneck
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:05 No.11984877
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    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:07 No.11984918
    That is an awesomely heroic moment for the Tau Commander and deserves in-character writefaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:08 No.11984928
    >charging into melee

    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:11 No.11984962

    To be fair it's not a bad decision, it stops them from getting the charge bonus on you and they also can't soften you up with any ranged weapons they feel like pointing your way. You'll generally end up in melee one way or the other.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)23:14 No.11985005
    Third game is up. I'm against Dark Eldar. I breathed a sigh of relief. My very first games when I started 40k were against Dark Eldar, and I know them quite well.

    I field everything. Unfortunately, I failed the turn roll, and got second.

    Suddenly Raiders, Raiders everywhere, up in my grill. I pop almost of them with my XV-8s, and I liquefied a squad of Wyches with my XV-9s. My broadsides focused on an incoming Talos. I hate those things. My hammerhead took down a Ravager, while I drove my fire warriors the fuck away from the incoming hate train. His archon eats fire like candy because of his 2++ shield.

    Next turn the Archon drops portal, and suddenly there's like wyches and shit everywhere. However, considering I took out most of his heavy stuff the first round, I weathered the second well enough, though I lost my hammerhead and two of the transports to dark lances. I mopped up most of the new things, popped the rest of the vehicles with my broadsides, and generally continued feeding my XV-9s. My commander got a lucky shot on the archon and instagibbed it.

    Third turn was just a couple assaults, a couple of Fire Warrior squads with new anuses, and the last death spasms of some Dark Eldar. I mopped them up, and managed to score a major victory.

    I then packed up my stuff, and the organizers said to show up tomorrow to see if we made it to the final, and to have a 2500 point list ready. I pack my shit, and head back to Daytona with the homies.

    >interpretations coresp
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:16 No.11985035
    Man, playing Tau in table top seems like it'd be a lot of fun. But W40k in generally is just such a time and money sink. I pretty much have to stick to Dawn of War. :(
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:19 No.11985089

    There's always vassal, bro. It's not the same thing at all eyecandy-wise but you can learn things.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)23:19 No.11985091
    About 1 AM, I get a call from Navigator. He tells me that I made it to the finals, just barely. I ask him if he knows who else made it in. He said it was either Astropath, some other guy who played spess mehreens and didn't face any Forge World armies, or a third guy playing Blood Angels with Lucius Dreadpods. He wasn't sure. So I made my list assuming some flavor of Spess Mehreens. I hoped it would be Astropath, but I went to sleep, and my body was ready for any of the three.

    >ECCE carack
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:22 No.11985115
    Tell me about it. Just skimmed an Imperial Armour book and damn those are some nice tanks they got. Sticking to RPGs is cheaper though and can probably homebrew something similar anyways.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)23:26 No.11985169
    Next morning, again we all pile into the magic van. My knee happens to be acting up that day, so I grabbed my cane. Before we leave, Navigator says to bring my laptop and some music. The finale will be a bit theatrical, and he wants to play some music depending on who's winning. I laugh, and give him some suggestions on what to use. I gather my list, and masking tape some more bits of dakka to my XV-9s to differentiate the phaser model from the Cascade model.

    Upon arriving at the center, we sit through a small ceremony where the winners are shown off. Turns out I narrowly scraped through because the Guard guy gave me high sportsmanship because I let him change his list. We get up on stage, I pass Voidmaster my cane, and then I saw my opponent.

    This red headed white dude must have been at least 400 lbs, smelled like dead ass and dirt, and had some green crap in his neckbeard and a red stain on his shirt. He turns and sneers at me, for playing Tau.

    They wish us good luck, and tell us to make a 2500 point list. Fatass laughs at me afterwards, saying how my Tau have nothing on his undefeated Ultramarines.

    Oh glee.

    >amusements,' oarsidly
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:30 No.11985213
    The plot thickens.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:30 No.11985226

    Please tell me this is the neckbeard you make cry
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:31 No.11985235
    Oh this sounds like it will be fun.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)23:31 No.11985238
    We get our lists together, and I finally get a good look at Fatass. His hair isn't red. Whatever stained his shirt also stained his HEAD. He is still laughing at me, and he deploys his Ultrines.

    ...he deploys a goddamn gunline. Silly bitch, you do not gunline me. He is bragging about how he doesn't even need rhinos or transports to beat my "outdated codex."

    Now let me tell you all something. I am not a great commander, not by far. Most of my victories come from the shock and awe of my Forge World guys, which send a mental message of confusion and unpreparedness.

    And I am a master of Shock and Awe.

    >be tharnes
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:31 No.11985242
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/06/10(Mon)23:31 No.11985244


    How old are you? Or alternatively, what hit your knee/your knee hit at a high speed?
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:34 No.11985289
    He's actually House. It all makes sense once you think about it.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:34 No.11985295

    I imagine he's 85 years old and still plays and paints 40k like a champ.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)23:35 No.11985305

    Seven years ago, in my high school years I slipped on a flight of stairs. Midair, I tried to correct myself, and saw the ground approaching. I tried to take it all awesome like, land on the ground, do a tactical roll, and then spout out a witty one liner.

    What really happened was I panicked last minute, broke my fall with my knee, liquefied it and OH AUN THE PAIN. My stubbornness prevented my from going to a doctor, and it did not heal right. There will be days I can't walk without my cane.

    I shall now continue with the story.

    >scamazy Colbert.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:36 No.11985323
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    I started thinking about it, but my brain exploded due to awesomeness.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:36 No.11985324
    Either my suspension of disbelief falters, or my respect for you does.

    My brain can't decide which.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:37 No.11985347
    >respect faltering because he has trouble walking

    Way to be an asshole, bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:38 No.11985348
    What, you don't believe he has a cane, you don't believe he hurt his knee you don't respect him because he got hurt/uses a cane, not a walking stick?
    >> LaBambaMan 09/06/10(Mon)23:39 No.11985371
    I'm only 24 and I likewise have a cane for knee issues. Mine was a 80something MPH baseball to the side of my knee, and now the kneecap sits off the left. I don't use my cane often, thankfully, but I have it just in case.
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/06/10(Mon)23:41 No.11985393

    I feel you man. Did something rather similar when i was a kid. Was playing tag with some friends, jumped off a high piece of play equipment that i shouldn't have all FUCK YEAR like. I landed roughly onto the sand, but nothing too bad. Problem was, the guy chasing me did the same, and landed on my femur and bam, had to get rehabilitated because i couldn't walk for so long. Luckily i dont require a cane, but there are some days where it'll suddenly start hurting like somebody has jammed me with a red hot iron poker for some time.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)23:42 No.11985404
    So we begin the game. And then Fatass sees my Tetras. He flips a bitchfit, screaming about the Forge World guys. He even calls the judge over. Lucky for me, they send over Navigator.

    "My opponent is cheating!" he yells, spittle flying everywhere.
    "I don't see a problem."
    Fatass points [petulantly?] at the Tetras.
    "Those are Forge World!"
    "No rule against Forge World."
    "Why do you think we woke him up?"
    "I still haven't forgiven you all for that," I interjected.
    "You're winning, right? Just shut up and continue the match," Navigator said as he walked off.

    Fatass is now beginning to breathe hard.

    >262. otheew
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:42 No.11985405
    /tg/ - leg problems
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/06/10(Mon)23:43 No.11985428

    cool faggotry bro
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:44 No.11985441
    Based on Shas' personality, I'm just inclined to believe he uses it for aesthetics.
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    I am reading this thread in this guy's voice
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:46 No.11985476
    /tg/ - tendons gone
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:46 No.11985490
    ITT- haters jealous because they desperately want to be badass enough to pull off a cane, but can't because they don't have bum legs and they'd look like douches.

    I had a college professor with a cane who taught folklore and sociology, under the excuse that 'the voodoo practitioners and the african folk religions throw the best parties.' When you've seen a video of some random skinny ghanian possessed by his tribal bacchal party god and go around blacked out drunk tossing back everything and groping all the women, then passing out and returning to consciousness stone stober 2 minutes later, you start to think, "fuck, prof was right about the parties."

    He used to tell the class, "the only fun part about having bad legs and getting old is that you get to use a cane and look cool as hell."

    He was a man of wisdom.


    Lets here more about this arrogant neckbeard and his karmically appropriate ultrines getting the beating they both richly deserve.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:47 No.11985493

    /tg/ - terrible gnees
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/06/10(Mon)23:47 No.11985495

    A cane is for aesthetics, its the whole fucking point of a cane. What looks better, a cane or a crutch? Now what performs the job better of taking weight off a leg, a cane or a crutch? How many people with a bum leg are going to buy a crutch for it?

    Just because its for aesthetics doesn't mean he doesn't need it.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:47 No.11985498
    /tg/-It's cool, I'll shrug it off...oh fuck this hurts fuck I am and dumbass fuck.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:48 No.11985504

    Everybody always has that one badass professor.

    It is basically my life's goal to be that professor.

    So that I can be awesome all of the time.
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    Hell ya works well with the story. OP sounds very claim and collected. But also sounds like he has a pair between his legs. Good job op so far great story which has kept me from going to bed.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:50 No.11985536

    Oh god, what have I started!?

    But please continue, I can't wait to hear what happens next.

    >throject same
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/06/10(Mon)23:50 No.11985541

    If i can get into uni doing the class i want, and my leg gets any worse, i might just end up being one of them.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:51 No.11985549
    >Based on Shas' faggotry, I'm just inclined to believe he uses it for aesthetics.
    That's how I read that comment at first.

    Don't get me wrong, he's faggotry is quite entertaining. So I don't look at it as a bad thing, it just "is".
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)23:52 No.11985555
    So now the match REALLY begins. I am going, unfortunately, second. The music at the time is some stuff from Chaos Gate. Fatass snipes at my guys with his lascannons and only manages to stun my hammerhead. He marches his tac squads and other guys on foot forward. At this point, I pop some Land Speeders with my XV-8 suits, and a land raider with my Broadsides. I shotgun a tac squad, but fail to do anything. Hammerhead gets a wound on his Papa Smurf. My Stealth guys start moving behind his lines, and I generally just derp about with my Fire Warriors.

    Next turn, he continues advancing, and his Librarian Gates a squad of termies in front of my guys. He's got his sneer back on. On my go, I finally initiate Shock and Awe.

    >yarmoll all
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:53 No.11985570

    Crutches might take weight off a leg better, but it's not like his leg is full-time injured. I've never seen someone use crutches without something actually being broken at the time. A walking stick seems more reasonable to use, without even considering aesthetics.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:54 No.11985581
    Shas please deliver i have to go back to work in 10 minutes and this post has made my day.

    When I found out that the butthurt victim of this drama was going to be an ultramarine or an unhygienic asspie that brought it upon himself, I was overflowing with joy to find that I wouldn't have to pick between the two, it would be BOTH!
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:54 No.11985585
    I'll never understand why people can't play something for fun without shit talking.

    I understand if someone starts shit talking you, and you want to troll them for being a douche, but god damn.

    Maybe I'm just not a big enough ass hole to start off a game with "I'm gonna own your faggy bad army."
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:56 No.11985610
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    You will now and forever think of this old fart cane when you hear or read Shas'o R'myr's name.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:57 No.11985613
    >/tg/ - PHD's in Physiology

    Quit arguing, its storytime.
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    hmm, not quite my friend
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/06/10(Mon)23:57 No.11985624
    Navigator gets the message, and actually plays some music from Red Alert 3, specifically I hear Shock and Awe.

    O'Rly, a squad of Cascade XV-9s, and a squad of XV-8s now deep strike between the line he made with his Devastators and the line he made with his Tactical squad. The Cascade XV-9s, supported by the Tetras, decimate an entire tactical squad. The XV-8 squad hammers into another, hitting it hard. I roll up my Fire Warriors, unload, and finish off that squad. The broadsides fire into Papa Smurf leaving him with one wound, and O'Rly fixes that with his Hyper Density Sabot. I turn my two hammerheads at the Termie/Libby squad, and remove that problem pretty handily. My stealth team gets into position and starts trolling his Devastators.

    Fatass at this point is hyperventilating.

    >are zurgeogr
    >> Faiz, Vindicated to be the Savior !!S6VZ1mbsIGr 09/06/10(Mon)23:58 No.11985630
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    Really? I pictured him modding a normal cane into a Phase Rifle so...well, pic related.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:58 No.11985640
    I found the best way to fuck with them without being a dick is to get REALLY quiet, say nothing and put on a serious face. That will fuck with a lot of guys like that, especially if the EXPECT you to shit talk back.

    Bonus is that is that is also allows you to ignore them really easily because you don't have to listen to them either.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:00 No.11985668
    Unrelated to the topic at hand, but is it just me, or does Castro look like Seth Macfarlane?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:01 No.11985675
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    Your bullshit has been destroyed
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:02 No.11985699
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    >> mcslippybiscuit !d1AHXSG8zY 09/07/10(Tue)00:03 No.11985713
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    Now wait a sec, This depends on who your playing. Friends its fun to shit talk each other in a game, but this guy sounds like typical "that guy". I know I am a little high strung and sometimes its just a natural thing for me to talk shit with out thinking about it. But I do try and hold a certain professionalism when playing tournament. People always remember the douche bags.

    And yes I am a neckbeard but a very clean one. And at one time I was "that guy" till I got older
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:03 No.11985714
    /tg/ - if the story isn't amusing enough, we'll find ways to amuse ourselves
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:04 No.11985730
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    more like, if the motherfucker can't post fast enough we'll amuse ourselves.

    I like the story, it;s just that I have the attention span of a five year old.
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)00:05 No.11985739

    its more than amusing enough, just he's taking his time.

    Also, what does R'myr do around here anyway?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:05 No.11985742
    I've been looking for that image. I made it a long time ago but lost the jpg and psd file!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:05 No.11985745
    >Friends its fun to shit talk each other in a game
    Yes and this is a different situation all together. I'm talking about strangers.

    But even friends sometimes are guilty of it falling into "THAT GUY" territory.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:05 No.11985748
    >implying that the story isn't amusing enough or that the derailment is amusing at all
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:06 No.11985756

    The story is definitely amusing enough. But this douchebag is taking llike 45 minutes to type up two paragraphs.

    Fuck, do the typing beforehand.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:06 No.11985758
    Shas is the finest miniature painter on /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:06 No.11985765
    I think he's going into too much detail of the actual game itself. That's why it lost my attention.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:07 No.11985769
    Oh, I'll need to remember that.

    I'm getting ready to order all my supplies to paint my first army. And yeah, THIN YOUR PAINTS.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:08 No.11985778
    I'd like to see some evidence of this.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:08 No.11985784
    >do the typing beforehand.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:08 No.11985785
    For a thread like this I agree.

    But the best writefaggotry tends to be a spontaneous effort, where typing it up beforehand destroys the momentum, or at least the context.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:08 No.11985788
    Fatass calls in the judge yet again, and claims I am somehow cheating. We check the rules (It helps I supplied Navigator with them all beforehand), and I am perfectly fine. He is raging.

    Fatass moves his Tac Squads forward, and blows my transports with his Devastators. His Tac Squads, however, are too far to assault, so he just fires, and I take trivial losses. Upon my go, O'rly joins the XV-9s and continues his roflstomping rampage against the tac squads, even assaulting a squad (though it had one guy left in it). XV-8s finish the other squad, and my pathfinders drop enough markers to remove the devastators' cover saves

    The rest of the game goes on, to the point I break off O'Rly from the squad and leave him in the center. All the tac squads are dead, land speeders and land raiders are dead, other things are dead, and all that is left by the end is a pair of Devastator squads. He tries to shoot my commander, when I say, "Roll to see him." Only one Devastator Squad can see him (Go Eclipse Generator). Fires the lascannon, and he woulds my commander.

    "Instant death. Remove the model." He says, with this creepy ass forced glare-smile combo.
    "Toughness 5. How about no."
    He is turning red, and sweating enough to flood Pakistan all over again.

    As I mop up the last of his devastator squads, removing cover saves thanks to Pathfinders and decimating them with battlesuits, Navigator switches to Get Down, the song from the Geico disco commercial.

    And while I won't say that in my victory lap I led my audience in a rousing sing-along to further infuriate Fatass...

    ...I certainly won't say I didn't.

    >ardeby Ecua
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:09 No.11985801
    when we say miniature painter, we mean bullshit artist
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:11 No.11985826
    So after beating the mentally challenged person, you ran around like a spaz chanting and rubbing it in?

    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:12 No.11985851
    I'm not much of a Tau man but Shas you've made me respect the little blue communists.

    Castro would be proud.

    By the way, is there a link to your story from last night in the archives? I missed the end, I'm afraid.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:12 No.11985852
    Game, set, match.

    At the awards ceremony, I ended up getting about $300 or so in cash, and a couple of models one of the sponsors was getting rid of. They happened to be bolter bitches. After the customary pats on the back and the general celebrations, we head back to the van.

    I don't fucking want battle sisters. I turn to Voidmaster.
    "Here. Merry Christmas."
    "Oh, thanks. But I don't want these."
    "Your problem now."

    Just as we are packing our stuff, there comes Fatass, who followed us to the van.

    >Fear extioush
    >> mcslippybiscuit !d1AHXSG8zY 09/07/10(Tue)00:13 No.11985860
    Yep this can be true but . The group I mainly play with are all shit talkers and we tend to troll the hell out of each other. So its something I am use to. But I really do hate ultra neckbeards that have there moms drop them off and kiss them good bye then come in and act like bad asses.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:14 No.11985878
    I'm gonna have to go ahead and call a cool story bro on this one.

    That being said, it actually is a cool story and has been an entertaining read.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:16 No.11985906
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    You ain't bad ass enough to kiss your mother, bub?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:16 No.11985919
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    >Just as we are packing our stuff, there comes Fatass, who followed us to the van.
    I foresee a cane getting shoved up the ass.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:17 No.11985936
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    >think it's over, that was disappointing.
    but then
    >there comes Fatass, who followed us to the van.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:18 No.11985939
    "YOU CHEATING BASTARD!" He yells as he rushes up to me.
    Navigator walks up. "What the hell, he didn't cheat."

    Fatass was literally struggling to breathe and scream at the same time.

    "I don't cheat, bro. Perhaps you should calm down a bit," I said. I did not want whatever stained him on me.

    I'm not about to hit this guy, he reminds me of my former fat roommate, who showed me that even in this day and age, it is still possible to get scurvy. Fatass charges me, that arm huddled pure mass charge that one simply sidesteps. And that is what I did. I'm not about to hit him. He charges back and forth a few times, and I simply get out of the way. My homies are actually starting to laugh.

    And then he kicks my warhams toolbox.

    >22 avacess
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:18 No.11985951
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    this. a fun read, but Shas somehow being less of an insufferable opponent than the illusory red-haired fatass is just a tad too much for my suspension of disbelief.

    pic related, though
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:20 No.11985962
    >And then he kicks my warhams toolbox.
    Looks like he has some brains after all.
    >> mcslippybiscuit !d1AHXSG8zY 09/07/10(Tue)00:20 No.11985966
    Haven't seen her in about a year brah. And I was never much of a hug and kiss mommy kid anyway. I am 24 only person I wanna kiss is my ol lady.
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)00:20 No.11985970

    que tsun tsun make out session
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:20 No.11985977
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    No jury on /tg/ would convict you.

    Warning: Brutal Murder follows.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:22 No.11985991
    >my ol lady
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)00:22 No.11985992

    >kicks my warhambox
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:24 No.11986033
    >kicks my warhams box
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:24 No.11986037
    >And then he kicks my warhams toolbox.
    This is the kind of shit makes me hesitant to go game with strangers. I'm a friendly guy, but I swear to god if someone got mad and broke my miniatures I'd lose it. I'd rather they dent my car.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:25 No.11986040
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    this is the first GIS result for spidermanaxe.

    I have no idea what you are talking about.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:25 No.11986042
    I just stop.

    "What the fuck."

    He kicks my warhams toolbox again, while doing that fatass sneer.

    I walk over to him, but with surprising speed, he punches me in the gut. It didn't hurt much, more comparable to a pillow hit. But you don't fucking punch me. At this point I punch him straight in the face, and beat him cross-side the head with my cane. He falls over and rolls away after he trips on his own legs.

    He's crying, Piter. He's crying. What does this mean?

    At this point, Arch Militant grabs me, as all I can think about is beating this little bitch senseless. Fatass stumbles up, and begins to run away. Meanwhile I'm trying to break the hold and chase him.

    After a few minutes, where everyone else needs to calm me down, we check through my guys. The vehicles are okay, as are the XV-8s. Major damage on the XV-9s, and O'rly's arm fell off. Nothing I can't fix, but I was unbelievably angry.

    As we calmed down on the trip home, we were actually able to laugh about it, and I resolved to use the money to finally buy a proper sword. Upon reaching home, I clean the crap off my cane, and I begin the work of repairing my guys.

    >istiffs expect
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:25 No.11986048
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    >> mcslippybiscuit !d1AHXSG8zY 09/07/10(Tue)00:26 No.11986052
    Ol lady in the south means girlfriend so sorry so use our dumbed down retarded speech. This doesn't mean I have a old lady fetish either.

    Common op lets get down so I can sleep
    >> Glutton 09/07/10(Tue)00:27 No.11986069
    >>And then he kicks my warhams toolbox.

    Shit just got real.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:27 No.11986071
    Awesome, fa/tg/uy from Daytona. Gainesville over here, but I'm too poor for 40k
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:27 No.11986072

    Texasfag here. I have never heard that term used, though granted, I got your meaning.
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)00:27 No.11986077

    You know, the picture of spiderman holding an axe? From the 60s television show? Its posted all the time.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:28 No.11986088

    >This doesn't mean I have a old lady fetish either.

    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:28 No.11986089
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    And that's all I have to say about that.

    >you're tmatily
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:28 No.11986090
    I almost jokingly posted that.

    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:29 No.11986097
    A good tale, And i do love to hear the people who make this hobby look shit get their arses handed to them on and off the board.
    >> mcslippybiscuit !d1AHXSG8zY 09/07/10(Tue)00:30 No.11986108
    further east near-coastal middle of no where town. You hear all sorts of shit
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)00:30 No.11986109

    somebody find R'myr a link to one of those sites that sell the sword in a cane.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:31 No.11986121
    >and beat him cross-side the head with my cane.
    Congrats, you hit the guy with a cane for kicking a box full of plastic miniatures that you have no way of knowing if they were damaged or not. Now you look like just a big of a douche as the fatass was, if not bigger.

    Uh, no it doesn't. Down here in the South, it means your wife and only if you've been married for a long time. Sometimes, it can mean your hand too.

    I'm guessing it's the latter for you.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:31 No.11986123
    As soon as the cane was mentioned I knew some neckbeard was going to get whacked upside the head with it.

    Not that Shas doesn't deserve to get beaten with it himself, too.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:32 No.11986133
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    I'm glad your minis are alright.

    Also bitchin' rap, nigga.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:32 No.11986134
    You my friend need to invest in a sword cane.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:32 No.11986139
    Michiganfag here and it made sense to me, in context.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:32 No.11986148
    So is anyone to speculate one what stained his hair red?
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)00:33 No.11986150

    that fat shit punched him first you dumb shit. Why aren't you bitching about how some guy punched a guy with a cane because he lost a game?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:33 No.11986154

    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:33 No.11986162
    Get the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:34 No.11986171
    >Congrats, you hit the guy with a cane for kicking a box full of plastic miniatures that you have no way of knowing if they were damaged or not. Now you look like just a big of a douche as the fatass was, if not bigger

    oh fuck you...somoen kicks my shit...anything of mine...with malicious intent..and im beating thier ass

    not your shit to touch mother fucker...fuck with my shit and youll regret it
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:34 No.11986177
    I wouldn't suggest that. They are highly illegal in most states.
    >> mcslippybiscuit !d1AHXSG8zY 09/07/10(Tue)00:34 No.11986178
    One has to be married? FOR REAL MAN YOU CAN BE SERIOUS.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:35 No.11986189
    Beating a morbidly obese aspie with a blunt object for kicking your toys? Really /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:35 No.11986193
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    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:35 No.11986200
    I suppose if you have been in a relationship for over 10 years where you aren't legally married but pretty much act like it, then the phrase could apply too.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:36 No.11986203
    Damn right, man. I'm calling the Language Police and your ass is going downtown.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:36 No.11986204
    >Katana Sword Cane

    I feel these are underrepresented in the current d20 systems.

    I would think AT LEAST 2d8 Bludgeoning and 2d12 Slashing damage would properly represent their power. Also, no proficiencies required to wield one. If a cripple can, anyone can.
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)00:36 No.11986207
    actually, i found it for you

    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:36 No.11986214
    If by most you mean some and by highly you mean a penalty enhancer for crimes committed.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:37 No.11986230
    >Beating a morbidly obese aspie with a blunt object for kicking your toys? Really /tg/?
    No, that sounds just about like our /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:37 No.11986234
    I don't know why this makes me laugh so much.

    And good tale Shas. I'm glad good triumphed over evil yet again.
    >> Fligh/tg/uy !!USvlahNxTB4 09/07/10(Tue)00:38 No.11986242
    Do you have a link?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:38 No.11986247

    The guy also punched him. Shas'o didn't lose it until he got punched by That Guy.
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)00:38 No.11986253

    again, the faggot repeatedly tried to hit R'myr, and when R'myr stood still long enough he DID hit him you DENSE motherfucker.

    and, once more, you don't seem to contest the fact that R'myr has to use a cane, and the fat shit is trying to beat on him.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:39 No.11986270
    No, I mean most states.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:41 No.11986290

    Hey guys, what is this IS the fatshit ultrafag?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:41 No.11986299
    Yet you aren't looking at how easily Shas dodged the guy like a ninja in the story. He shouldn't have used the cane.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:42 No.11986304
    You're forgetting the part where the fatass repeatedly tried to charge him.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:42 No.11986308

    They're mostly okay. Two of the XV-9s have crooked arms now, as they broke at the joints. O'Rly was able to be fixed relatively cleanly.


    Despite my nature, I NEVER hit people until they hit me first. A sort of code I was taught, if you will. You never touch someone unless you're ready to start shit.

    >shunned pecarcis
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:42 No.11986315
    Then he/they'd be mentioning how canes are cheating and Tau are outdated or something. That's my guess.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:43 No.11986332

    I never said I dodged like a ninja. I simply said I stepped out of the way. When a large mass slowly gets started, it is relatively simple to take a sidestep, and relatively hard for them to adjust course.

    I wasn't doing flips and shit.

    >soetion did.12
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:44 No.11986336
    >I NEVER hit people until they hit me first. A sort of code I was taught, if you will.
    >You never touch someone unless you're ready to start shit.
    Those two statements don't match up.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:44 No.11986337
    One; it's pretty obvious the fat 'tard had no idea what he was doing when he tried to charge Shas, ergo why he was able to dodge so easily even though he needed a cane.
    Two; you're a fucking pussy. If someone attacks me, damn right if I have a blunt object in my hand I'm going to twat 'em one with it.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:44 No.11986349

    Sure thing. First link is for the main engine. I am having trouble finding the module online, but if someone provides a good file uploading site I can stick up the 5.1 module.

    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)00:45 No.11986360

    No, thats not the point you see. Ultrafag had only known him for the match, hadn't seen him without his cane, for all he knows R'myr can't function properly without it. The fact he even tries to hit him in the first place is low.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:45 No.11986368
    Shas, is your army posted somewhere online so that we may look at it?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:45 No.11986369
    >Two; you're a fucking pussy. If someone attacks me, damn right if I have a blunt object in my hand I'm going to twat 'em one with it.
    No, a pussy would use the blunt object. A MAN would drop it and only use his bare hands unless both men agreed to terms before the fight.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:46 No.11986375
    Toys that are legally half a grand if not more in price. And the attacker knew this. And can have charges pressed on you for the destruction of said valuables.

    If you don't respect other people's property you deserve to get your ass kicked.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:46 No.11986385

    >I NEVER hit people until they hit me first. A sort of code I was taught, if you will.
    >You never touch someone unless you're ready to start shit.

    Consider two people. One is looking to start shit, the other is not. I myself am NEVER looking to start shit. But there are others who are confident in their abilities to start shit, and when one of said people throws down the gauntlet, one best be ready to back it up.

    >scenery. sherwed
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:47 No.11986400
    >only pussies use weapons to defend themselves!
    Spare me your pseudo-John Wayne bullshit. This is not a fucking duel, in case you hadn't noticed.
    You sound almost as bad as the Ultrafag.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:48 No.11986415
    >No, thats not the point you see. Ultrafag had only known him for the match, hadn't seen him without his cane, for all he knows R'myr can't function properly without it. The fact he even tries to hit him in the first place is low.
    That still doesn't give him a reason for using the cane.

    My point is that Shas had the right to use his cane which he did. But by using the cane, it was a very dishonorable act in doing so. He was fighting back like an animal and not like a man.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:48 No.11986423


    Yes, its megaupload. Deal with it. Also, sure is troll in this thread. I wouldn't be concerned with the people saying Shas' was wrong in what he did.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:49 No.11986433

    I posted my entire army once before. Should I post it again?

    >stagaus warrants.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:49 No.11986434

    "Pseudo-honor" is not a factor of self defense.
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    >using man-made tools
    >fighting like an animal
    What planet do you come from, boy?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:49 No.11986440
    >dishonorable act
    Sure is weeaboo in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:49 No.11986445
    >If you don't respect other people's property you deserve to get your ass kicked.
    Sorry kid, but that isn't what the law says.

    I can smell your autism from here.
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    >Like an animal.
    >using a tool.
    >> Fligh/tg/uy !!USvlahNxTB4 09/07/10(Tue)00:50 No.11986450
    Thanks, fine gentlemen
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:50 No.11986456
    >Nigga, don't know about apes fighting with sticks and bones
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    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)00:52 No.11986477

    >fighting like an animal

    The fat shit charged at a man with a cane because he lost a game he man fought fairly.

    I think that guy was right, this IS ultrafag.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:52 No.11986479
    >Sorry kid, but that isn't what the law says.
    Nor did I say it did, son.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:52 No.11986483
    I, for one, would like to see it.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:52 No.11986487
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)00:53 No.11986494

    >sticks and bones
    >man made

    Jesus, your so stupid it HURTS to read.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:53 No.11986498
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    >tracria by
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:53 No.11986501


    son I was out of the military before you were done sucking on your moms tit

    and ya know what...dont really care what the law says. Im not willing to do something unless Im willing to accept the consiquences of it..so if my beating your ass for fucking with shit you should notbefucking with earns me a trip to jail...so be it

    hell Ive allready taken a few rides in a police car cause some dumb mother fucker didnt know when they should get involed in something
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:53 No.11986509
    It wasn't self defense. The fatfag stopped attacking Shas and went for the toolbox with minis. It was no longer self defense. Then Shas committed battery on the guy by hitting him with a cane.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:54 No.11986514
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    >> Evil ColSanders !bAnbuTfS9c 09/07/10(Tue)00:54 No.11986518
    They can't sue you if they can't make it to court....
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:54 No.11986522

    You are a dumb nigger, if someone was trying to attack you, kicked your box containing $1000+ worth of fragile things twice, and then punched you, you would do the exact same fucking thing. Not just leave him alone and then later on congratulate yourself on how much of a fucking faggot you are for being a christfag who turned the other cheek.

    Go fuck yourself.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:55 No.11986529
    So that means your in your early 40s?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:55 No.11986531
    I love the /tg/ /k/ overlap.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:55 No.11986533

    >I walk over to him, but with surprising speed, he punches me in the gut.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:55 No.11986535
    >implying reacting to an attack in a method that's been proved as an effective method of self-defence over retarded notions of "honor" and "fairness" is autistic, and not vice-versa

    cool story troll
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:55 No.11986542
    >It wasn't self defense. The fatfag stopped attacking Shas and went for the toolbox with minis. It was no longer self defense. Then Shas committed battery on the guy by hitting him with a cane.
    Do you not read?

    The ultrafag punched him before Shas touched him.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:55 No.11986543
    >It was no longer self defense.
    And then it was self-defense again because the fat guy punched Shas'o...
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:56 No.11986549
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    >routign AL-Jamahariyya
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:56 No.11986551
    No, I wouldn't have done the same thing. I would have tripped the guy as I was sidestepping his charges.

    also, u mad?
    >> I COULD BE MR. RAGE 09/07/10(Tue)00:56 No.11986556

    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:56 No.11986560
    You missed the punching part...You know, the thing Fatty McGee did right before getting to know R'myr's cane.

    Reading comprehension. Yours sucks.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:56 No.11986563
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    >Indan sulaily
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:57 No.11986574
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    >>He was fighting back like an animal and not like a man

    >>using tool


    >>bare hands and teeth

    >>human and honourable.

    Nigga.... I think you just went full retard.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)00:57 No.11986575
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    >MYSTICAL rutookh
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:57 No.11986580


    born in 1969

    yeah..that about makes me one of the odest /tg/fags here
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:58 No.11986587
    If only this was in wonderful Nippon and we could take this dishonourable dispute to the local Daimyo for his sage interpretation of the preceding events.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:58 No.11986598
    Not anymore. After Shas approached the guy and his toolbox with minis after the guy had already attacked him and backed off, it would no longer be self defense. Your best bet would be "in defense of property", but since this isn't land and only plastic minis, that shit wouldn't fly in court. At that point Shas would be just at fault.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)00:59 No.11986603
    Not to mention several court rulings have found that if the assaulting person remains in the area the assaulted has reason to believe their person is in danger and is in full rights to defend themselves from further assault.
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)00:59 No.11986604

    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:00 No.11986615
    Actually since the price of those miniatures exceeds $1,000 it becomes a felony and it would fly in any court.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:00 No.11986618
    So you're 41 and willing to go to jail if somebody messed with your plastic toys? Son, I don't care how physically old you are, you need to grow up mentally and emotionally.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:00 No.11986621


    fat guy kicks box
    Shas stops
    fat guy kicks box again
    Shas walks over
    fat guy punches Shas

    ITT we fail reading comprehension
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:00 No.11986622
    i dont get it
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:01 No.11986638
    Found the 5.2 module, but it's taking a while to upload.

    Also, this pretty much sums it up
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:01 No.11986640
    Great story thread ruined by retards. Wonderful.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:01 No.11986641
    > Not anymore. After Shas approached the guy and his toolbox with minis after the guy had already attacked him and backed off, it would no longer be self defense. Your best bet would be "in defense of property", but since this isn't land and only plastic minis, that shit wouldn't fly in court. At that point Shas would be just at fault.

    I call troll, no one is this fucking dumb. Otherwise it's a child that's never been near a courtroom in his life.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:01 No.11986646
    >neckbeards trying to justify that their toy soldiers are worth something in court
    I commend your effort and dedication, but please...
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:02 No.11986651
    and you need to learn what it means to respect others property

    whos the one who needs to grow up?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:02 No.11986653

    Assuming you're talking about vassal40k, vassal40k is up to 5.4.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:02 No.11986659
    Yes, we believe you haven't been near a court in your life.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:03 No.11986663
    >So you're 41 and willing to go to jail if somebody messed with your plastic toys? Son, I don't care how physically old you are, you need to grow up mentally and emotionally.
    Property is property, and you'll go to jail for breaking expensive toys no mattery how silly you think it is.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:03 No.11986669
    I don't play Warhammer. I come here for dnd and I'm a MCSO so I'm not allowed a beard. Nice try, troll.
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)01:03 No.11986676

    Material wealth will hold up in any court
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:03 No.11986678

    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:04 No.11986687
    Even assuming the grognard did not punch Shas after starting to kick his shit, there is this whole thing in law called "defense of property".

    "Insofar as an attack on property is a crime, reasonable force may be used to prevent the crime or to arrest the offender, whether it be theft of a sum of money or the damage of an object. "

    As Shas apparently walks with a cane, he is obviously not completely physically sound, as such use of a cane as a weapon in this situation against an obvious agressor is perfectly defensible under defense of property. Especially since the ultrafag obviously didn't suffer any permanent damage.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:04 No.11986689
    >TROLOLOL I know you are but what am I?
    >> Evil ColSanders !bAnbuTfS9c 09/07/10(Tue)01:04 No.11986692
    Sure became /rules lawyers/ in here.

    Just enjoy the fucking story.

    >Of course, this being the Internet, you are free to imagine that I embellish details as you like, or take creative liberties. I will only tell it as I could see it.

    Shas rushed him after fatty kicked his shit.
    He goes for a strike against the head which fatty half blocks with his arm, half with his head.
    Fatty falls to the ground, making pig whimpering sounds and Shas continually beats him.
    Friends pull him off after several devastating blows letting fatty flop away crying.

    Shas embellished it, seeing as he was filled with rage and couldn't think clearly.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:05 No.11986705
    Threatening to beat the shit out of other people who touch your property is NOT the same as respecting other's property.

    But then you have the capacity of child so no wonder you automatically assumed I would not respect other's property by saying you're acting like a child.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:05 No.11986706

    Damnit, that would have been helpful earlier
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)01:07 No.11986720
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    Incidentally I am eating delicious fresh baked chocolate chip cookies right now with a side of fried hammerhead shark, while sipping some delicious tea. And I find this entire conversation hilarious.

    >(ROI) baburt
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)01:08 No.11986746

    >fried hammerhead shark

    where the fuck do you live? And whats with the dictators?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:09 No.11986751

    You missed the whole "punching him in the gut" thing, didn't you.

    IMO he did it right. Didn't hit the guy until he had to, and used just enough force to stop him without causing any actual harm. Just enough pain to get him to fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:09 No.11986761
    >Threatening to beat the shit out of other people who touch your property is NOT the same as respecting other's property.
    No one suggested that was the case but keep spewing bullshit out of your mouth.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)01:11 No.11986780
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    Right now? Daytona Beach. My roommate brought some hammerhead shark back from a fishing trip and shit be ballin'.

    >eavison Nas.
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)01:14 No.11986836

    I was going to say, anit that shit normally illegal?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:14 No.11986841

    >And whats with the dictators?

    I think Shas'o has a thing for them.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:15 No.11986854
    This shit better be archived.

    The entire thing. Shas.. I never really liked you, but at least now I will look at you as one of the tripfags who is moderately tolerable. Also your painting scheme for your army is awesome.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)01:15 No.11986857

    Nope, provided they are above the size limit. Or so he says.

    >averyn Tx.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:16 No.11986863
    I think it's because political leaders are so emotive.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:16 No.11986871
    You gonna tell the cops about this?
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)01:18 No.11986902

    Yes, im going to tell the cops about a stranger on the internet may have been eating possibly illegal fish.

    I was just curious how he got it.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)01:18 No.11986905
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    I'm actually considering STORY TIME every week, where I would discuss what goes on in my Pimps in Space game.

    >lovicy is
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:20 No.11986931

    This would please me.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:21 No.11986953
    >> duck_murderer !hoaRoCu48g 09/07/10(Tue)01:21 No.11986954

    Yes please
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:23 No.11986975

    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:23 No.11986981
    I hope so. It's nice to see something that's not meant to induce rage on /tg/ every once in a while.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)01:24 No.11986999
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    EVERYTHING induces rage on /tg/!

    >Lopez lidecous
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:27 No.11987032
    Did someone archive yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:29 No.11987055
    Nice army, and a perfect example of why I didn't get into Tau...I don't want to spend as much as you obviously have. ;)

    But Shas, TWO Mantas and no Orca? Mantas are pimp as fuck, I grant you. But damn.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:29 No.11987065
    you truly are awesome Shas
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)01:31 No.11987081

    Those are just Tiger Shark A-X-1-0s, with the fuckbuster railguns. Orcas are the next step up.

    And Mantas are $1500, 3 feet wide, 2 feet long, and 1 foot tall.

    And I only paid for one of those Tiger Sharks. Forge World sent me a free one after the first one was fucked up.

    >talk roklisar
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:33 No.11987099
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    Oh Shas', u so crazy
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:38 No.11987168
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    >Forge World sent me a free one

    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:39 No.11987184
    Ah, well then I am dumb, plus your army doesn't look like the price of my motorcycle anymore. =) Still fucking nice though.

    I haven't even painted any of my GK or put together my Land Raiders yet. Bought it all and then became a WoWfag for about a year. =(

    I am recovered now, but after hearing that GK are supposed to get a new codex soon it is time to get that shit put together and painted. Thankfully GW paints appear to last WAY better than they used to and all of the shit I bough last year seems to be just fine.

    Anyway, really like that Tau army you got there. I still really want to see a Manta. lol

    >plarmie from
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)01:40 No.11987193
    Forge World/Games Workshop Customer Service is god-tier.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 09/07/10(Tue)01:40 No.11987198

    So do I. But I will wait until I become Full Engineer for one of those.

    >swiney caste,
    >> Gaeth !!Kabya1rjynv 09/07/10(Tue)02:05 No.11987449
    Shas, I think I love you.

    I'm going to have to show this story to my friend who plays Tau.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)02:06 No.11987459
    Be careful, he might start beating on retards without provocation!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)02:48 No.11987817
    Man, I'm so glad you don't use that horrible non-metallic metal shit all over the place. I can't be sure from that distance you aren't using it period, though. I don't know why people do that, it's just plain bad-looking.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)02:50 No.11987835
    >painting scheme
    >> Wasteland Warrior !gL06DqSSw2 09/07/10(Tue)02:51 No.11987851

    Read your story, won $300...maybe you should finally go about FIXING YOUR SAIGA 12 so it doesn't have the lame sporting stock.

    Or do you just wish you lived in California, cause your gun looks all Californian.

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