Gladiator slaves available
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Half-Elf Ardent 200 cp
Half-Elf Bard 170 cp --- Purchased!
Dwarf Battlemind 185 cp
Gith Monk 175 cp
Dray Psion Telekine for 175 cp

Specialty slaves
----------------------
Elfen exile -- Slavers caught this lone elf on the Road of Kings. Looks like he was kicked out of his tribe for some reason. 100 cp
>Sandria, our Elfen concubine has stated that this Elf may serve us in as a common thief or gofer, but not a gladiator, if we so choose.

Finance Notes
>was recorded as 260 cp but I forgot to add +20 for the kreen match vs the Hejkin
>remember, you can apply 10% off one purchase

Quick Summary:
You have three blooded gladiators (functionally lv 2) and are slowly expanding your gladiatorial buisness.

The question is now, do you wish to invest in another gladiator, see about hiring a trainer to work with your three promising slaves to make them into full (lv 1) gladiators, buy monsters or animals for the arena perhaps, or do you wish to expand the structure of your gladiatorial school?

Your gladiator school to date

Gladiator School (Ludus)

>Bonuses
+ 1 rep with Templars
Important Contact: Templar Sur Ish (see episode #4)
Official Permit to use arcane criminals as gladiators (Raam)

>Gladiator School
consisting of:
>Single quarters for 3 gladiators
>Barracks to house 10 gladiators
>Small beast pen (size for 10 desert wolves)
>Office (often your bedroom)
>Sand field
>Messhall
>Armory -- Misc Cheap wooden weapons

>Slaves
Show Promise (can be trained into lv 1 gladiators):

Unskilled Slave (unnamed) – Tordek’s experience tells him this slave has the potential to become something greater. If he can survive the hard training.
Criminal – Big McLarge Huge
Criminal – Has a mass of scars that gives him a resistance of 2 against slashing weapons.

Slaves training to become noxii
13 wretches
8 criminals

>Personnel
Illiene – Mindbender/Bookkeeper
Geb – Slaver Taskmaster/Healer
Sandria – Elfen Concubine

/tg/ up for questan?

YEAH, FINALLY I GET TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS QUEST!

Personally I think we should plan to expand our business interests outside of simply training and entering gladiators. If we acquire a good amount of "pleasure providers" we could add an extension to our compound and run a brothel, with a few gladiators acting as security. Not to mention potential prizes for gladiators who perform well.

What were the powers of the other slaves available? You mentioned their specialties like psionic striker and whatnot.

OP here?

[x] Hire trainer.

Hello?

Hi guys. I'll be here for a few hours

>>12001268
Expanding into brothels is certainly an option, particularly in Dark Sun. At the moment though most of your finances (and rep) is tied up in gladiatorial games.

Still if I can get three votes for this plan entertainers (jugglers, tightropewalkers, etc.) or investing in a brothel is an option I can expand into in the future.

>>12001386
Jugglers are boring. We already have a bard. We could have dancing ladies and hookers doing their things while our bard, or multiple bards eventually, playing for the crowd.

Using well performing gladiators as security + letting them bang the hookers as a prize for performance works.

>>12001292
At the moment you have two Fighters (defenders) and one Bard (leader)

I'm using 4e rules and the character generator. I literally have a character sheet (30 now) for each gladiator.

Defenders are tanks, focus enemy attacks on themselves, and dish out punishment

Leaders heal and (bards in particular) control allies with movement.

Gladiator slaves available
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Half-Elf Ardent 200 cp --- This is a psionic Leader
Dwarf Battlemind 185 cp -- This is a psionic Defender
Gith Monk 175 cp -- This is a psionic striker. Strikers specialize in burst damage and lots of it.
Dray Psion Telekine for 175 cp --- A psion is a psionic controller. controllers focus on Area of effect spells, controlling enemies and massive damage

Let me give you a rundown of the powers of your half-elf bard and other gladiators as well.

Hey Noxii, your name fell off.

>>12001420
The Telekine or Battlemind seem like good choices. If we get another slave of course.

Expanding to haivng a brothel sounds like a plan, but we should wait until we've got some more cash in the bank to finance something like that.

We'd need:
Cash for expansion.
Cash for slaves.
Cash for more entertainment. The one bard is good and could play music, but a few musicians to back him up would be nice.

>>12001378
>Trainers

You have three slaves that have potential to become full gladiators.

Unskilled Slave – Finesse Dude
Criminal – Big McLarge Huge
Criminal – Scarface

Finesse dude could be trained to become a martial, arcane or psionic class
Big McLarge Huge could be trained to become a martial class (best is fighter)
Scarface could be trained to become a martial class (best is fighter or rogue)

>Training
Training takes about a month, depending on a die roll.

Tordek (you) are a Fighter and can train martial classes.
Illiene (psion) can train psionic classes

Trainers for hire
---------------------
--Half-Giant. Former Sergeant slave under Kalak’s legions in Tyr. He is a Fighter and can train promising slaves in melee techniques.
>120 cp for 3 months.
--Human. A shadowy 'associate' that Illiene knows as a go between with the Elfen Market. He is a Rogue and can train promising slaves in melee techniques.
>100 cp 3 months
--Human. An instructor at the famed Raam academy, the Psiumarkh. He is a Psion and can train promising slaves in psionic techniques.
>120 cp 3 months.

**Note that Illiene could also train a promising slave in psionic techniques if he does nothing else but that.

-- Dray. A sorcerer, rumored to be a defiler and member of a dray clan in the employ of Abalach-Re herself. Purchasing his services is legal with your permit. He is a Sorcerer and may train promising slaves in the arcane arts.
>140 cp for 3 months

>>12001386
>>12001420
>>12001470
Those are me

and for your reference, your new slave's stats.
Also he needs a name

Half-Elf Bard

AC: 17 Fort: 12 Reflex: 14 Will: 17
HP: 30 Init: +1

Scimitar (1d8), Dagger, Chainmail

Attacks/Actions
----------
***Special Abilities
*Virtue of Cunning -- If an ally within 25 feet is missed by an enemy, you may move that ally 5 feet.
*Rousing Voice – If ally uses Second Wind, they regain +5 temporary hp
*Song of Rest – When taking a short rest you and each ally may gain +5 hp for every healing surge spent.

-War Song Strike (melee) – Weapon attack plus your charisma damage. Any ally who hits this target before the end of the next turn, gains 1 temporary hp

--Vicious Mockery (ranged) – vs Will. 1d6 + charisma psychic damage and target takes a -2 penalty to attack rolls until end of next turn.


-Spiteful Glamor (ranged) -- vs Will. If target at max hp, 1d12 + charisma psychic damage; otherwise 1d8 + charisma psychic damage
>once/encounter

-Blunder (ranged) – vs Will. 1d6 + charisma charm damage. Target can be moved 10 feet. You or ally may make melee basic attack against target during their forced movement at +3 to attack.
>once/encounter

-Burdening Dirge (ranged) – vs Will. 2d8 + charisma psychic damage. Until end of encounter when ally hits target, target is slowed for one turn.
>once/day

-Action point - take an extra action.
>once/day

-Majestic Word – You or one ally within 25 feet spend a healing surge and gain +5 hp, and can move 5 feet. ***target gains another +5 temporary hp.
>TWICE/ encounter

-Second wind - heal 7 hp. Takes a full round action
>once/encounter

-Moment of Escape – Target ally moves up to 20 feet. Takes full action
>once/encounter

>>12001470
Fuck! Hire the arcane trainer. Have him train our finesse dude. Have him do it for the entire three months time, so we can get him to be the best arcane user he can be.

Also train him physically, not as a class, but so that he gets physically fit as well.

>>12001486
Tyrone. Named after Tyrone the Monk, the greatest warrior to ever live.

>>12001468
I would agree.

Since this quest is getting a bit option heavy (which I like and I hope you do as well), let me summarize the consensus options

280 cp
you could
> buy one more gladiator
> hire one trainer to train your promising slaves into gladiators

With both of those options you would have enough left over to expand the gladiator school a bit if you wish. For example your new gladiator needs a new room I believe.

A Simple room is cheap, 10 cp

>>12001490
Would we get a bonus to payouts for a arcane gladiator? Would it be legal? If yes to both, I say get the Arcane trainer.

>>12001525
>>12001535
Definitely arcane trainer. Train our finesse dude to Magic shit up. THen let's see how good he becomes. He doesn't get a name though until he completes training and proves himself.

>>12001494
>Tyrone

Acknowledged.

>>12001490
>>12001378
Two votes for a trainer so we'll go with that.

Since you have only one student that has arcane aptitude, roll me 1d100 to see if Illiene can negotiate down the Dray for only one month of service.

That should give you extra cash to spend on a possible other slave or expansions

rolled 26 = 26

>>12001551
Rollin'

>>12001561
I hope you rolled well, man.

Hey, if we have to pay him for 3 months, see if he can't train us ourselves, too.

>>12001578
I think we were aiming high for that one so I probably didn't roll too well. Oh well, we may be able to find another slave suitable for training in three months so we can get most of our money's worth out of this guy.

Expanding into a brothel probably a bad idea at this point.
Would take way too long to pay for itself compared to getting better gladiator shit.

>>12001680
We need to wait for more start up money any way.

And once we had it, we'd be making money every night.

Not to mention the quest plot points that could emerge. Rival pimps trying to shut us down, etc.

I dont think any pimps are going to mess with a bunch of guys who are paid for being really good at killing people.

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>>12001725
Exactly. So if we get some popular whores, we'll do extremely well.

>>12001561
Tordek sees Illiene gesture wildly and try his smoothest tones with the Dray. However the legendary lawyerly attitude of the Dray wins out and Illiene walks over, his poker face falling for a moment in irritation. ' He said he would do it for one month, but he's going to charge us 60 ceramic pieces if we want him. That would leave us with 220 ceramic or so, but I'm annoyed I couldn't get him to go lower.'

So looks like you want the arcane trainer.

Want anyone else? Also rough gladiator expansion plan incoming.

>>12001740
Also take the Dray Telekine. And add a 30cp worth of space for rooms.

>>12001725
I lolled

>Gladiator School
consisting of:
 Simple Quarters for 3 gladiators
 Barracks to house 10 gladiators
 Small beast pen (size for 10 desert wolves)
 Office (often your bedroom)
 Sand field
 Messhall
 Armory -- Misc Cheap wooden weapons

Lets say you have 4 ‘slots’ left before you have to expand

Construction Slot
-----------------------
Simple Quarters (1) – small slave quarters for one gladiator. All blooded gladiators require this or morale decreases -- 10 cp
Standard Quarters (2) – nice for a gladiator slave, standard for a freedman. gladiators appreciate this -- 20 cp

Barracks (4) Houses 10 gladiators in close quarters – 50 cp
Small beast pen (2) (size for 10 desert wolves) – 10 cp
>Medium beast pen (+2) (size for 20 wolves or 2 medium creatures) – 30 cp
>Large beast pen (+4) (4 medium creatures, 1-2 large creatures) – 60 cp

Archery Target (1) – 5 cp
Archery Range (4) – 30 cp

Simple Stable (1) Keeps one kank and not very well – 15 cp
Stable (3) Keeps four kanks or three kanks and one chariot, comes with stablehand -- 45 cp

>These are by no means hard and fast rules. If Tordek really wants something like a sauna for the gladiators or a mini-chariot ring, I'm open to it.

>>12001740
It took 20 minutes to write that?

>>12001754
No actually. One of the machines here had an alarm go off and I had to do a few things. Sorry guys.

280 cp
-60 cp for Arcane Trainer
------------------
220 cp

>>12001750

Second on this? Will leave you with 15 cp but you can head to the arena tomorrow.

>>12001752
Two more simple quarters so we have room to get a couple more gladiators and one standard quarter because Unstoppable is probably going to level up and require that space so he doesn't lose moral.

Three more simple rooms for The bard, our hopefully arcane something and FatassMcHugeHuge

>>12001762
Oh, no problem.

>>12001826
Or this.
This is good too

Get the Dray, too. And three simple rooms.

Can you give costs for expansion for a brothel?
Large central room with couches and large pillow/beanbag areas like in harems, several rooms coming off of that. Probably area for a bar for drinks.

>>12001830
>>12001750
Three simple rooms it is.

220 cp
-30 cp
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190 cp

Any other slaves?

After this do you want to time skip to the rest of the week (you'll get some cp as your gladiators do practice matches), or head to the arena directly?

Or does something else in the world of Athas strike your fancy?

>>12001849
Get the Dray for now, then let's time skip.

>>12001847
>>12001750

Two votes with Dray Telekine, I'll accept it with a third.

>>12001847
Hrm.

Illiene and Tordek are discussing the finer points of arena combat with the half-elfen bard when suddenly Sandria skips up with a large mahogany object in her hands. Tordek blinks for a moment. He didn't even notice her gone. The platinum blond smiles slightly and presents it to the beefy mul.
'Its a hookah, made of wood far beyond the Ringing mountains.' she breaths. Illiene's eyebrows shoot up, wrinkling the tattoes on his forehead. 'And this set us back by how much..?' he queries.
Sandria puts a hand to her chest and her green eyes sparkle. 'It was a complement of the shopkeeper. To the concubine of a powerful noble.'

>>12001883
Yeah, a bar/hookah lounge with plush pillow chairs, several adjoining rooms for hookers. Once more money starts coming in, add spas and shit.

>>12001849
Timeskip with the practice matches . Also do we know how far along our Noxii/Potentail gladiators are in there training?

How much does a session with a upper-class prostitute cost anyway?

Regardless of payout, I figure prostitution is a safer, long term investment. Our gladiators will eventually die, but prostitutes are much less likely to die.

>brothel

Probably around 300-400 cp for an establishment like that.

>Find the Reference games
>In honor of lord quest I have hidden three literary/media references in episode 4. Identify them for goodies.
>For example the bard's song 'No justice here, no liberty, no reason, no blame
There's no cause to taint the sweetest taste of blood
And greetings from the nation as we shake the hands of time
They're taking their ovations
The vultures stay behind"
>was Tom Waits - In The Colosseum. Identifying that would have told you more about the half-elf's abilities but you bought him anyway.
>One of the reference is to a minor character in either Eisenhorn/Ravenor, one is a reference to a character on a TV series tg likes in the past 5 years, one is a mythological reference. Enjoy.

rolled 2 = 2

two votes for dray telekine, even number hires him

Voting against buying the Dray. We have enough Gladiators right now.

rolled 2 = 2

>>12001986
Dray canceled

>>12001911
>Time skipping to end of week
Week 2

Gladiator School (Ludus)

>Bonuses
+ 1 rep with Templars
Important Contact: Templar Sur Ish (see episode #4)
Official Permit to use arcane criminals as gladiators (Raam)

>Finances
190 cp
+ 140 cp (practice matches won)
-----------
330 cp

>Gladiator School
consisting of:
 Single quarters for 6 gladiators
 Barracks to house 10 gladiators
 Small beast pen (size for 10 desert wolves)
 Office (often your bedroom)
 Sand field
 Messhall
 Armory -- Misc Cheap wooden weapons

>Gladiators
>Watapon “Unstoppable” Ford, Human Greatsword Fighter
>Kr'ktt, the erratic Thrikreen Gythka Fighter
>Tyrone, Half-elfen Cunning Bard

>Slaves
Show Promise (can be trained into lv 1 gladiators):

Unskilled Slave – Mr Arcane-to be
Criminal – Big McLarge Huge
Criminal – Scarface

The Rest:
13 wretches
8 criminals

>Roll me 1d20 for severity of training on the noxii to be. Low is better.

rolled 98 = 98

ACTIONS TAKEN WEEK 1

>Dray trains Mr. Arcane-tobe --- Training 1/4 done.
>Geb Train slaves into Noxii (will take one week)
>Tordek Trains the brute criminal in strength (week) – roll me 1d100 for this as well.

>>12002037
We're still personally training the huge guy to get more huge right?

rolled 6 = 6

>>12002037

rolled 67 = 67

>>12002066

rolled 57 = 57

>Noteable events: Caravan from Balic, arrived.

>>12002077
Only one of the wretches has died due to the harsh training

>20 noxii ready for the arena!

>>12002103
BigMcLargeHuge is doing alright. His strength is still 13 but Tordek's harsh training with mul sized stones for curls and desert tortoise shells filled with sand aren't killing him.

>Orders for this week? Head off to the arena today or slave markets?

>>12002122
Go to somewhere we can buy better equipment for Unstoppable. It's time to invest a little more in him because he'[s patyed himself off.

>>12002134
I'll second this, but right afterwords we're going to head to the arena and see how our Noxii fare.

>>12002122
Keep up Big McLargehuege's training. See if there's anything we can do to speed it up. The sooner he's in action the better.

rolled 92 = 92

>>12002155
>>12002134

'Unstoppable' favors the Greatsword and wears scale armor

Its possible for you to find a slightly magical item in the stalls of the markets of Raam. Thanks to Templar Sur Ish you have access to some of the shops reserved for nobility.

The issue is a +1 greatsword would run about 360 cp which is a bit out of your price range right now, but feasible if Illiene and Tordek do some creative bargaining.

Was there anything specific you were looking for?

fuck year gladiator manager
finally I get to participate as well

>>12002197

I say we upgrade his housing situation. Makes him happier and sends the message that winners get rewarded.

>>12002197
Hm well then let's just keep that in mind for later and move on to the matches.

>>12002213
let him win something else first
I like the thrikreen more, if only for the awesome liver eating gimmick he pulled
also what are the options for kill...err using our noxii in the arena again?

>purified hobbit
what the fuck captcha

rolled 88 = 88

>>12002218
>>12002155

After a week or two of hard training the healthy can be considered Noxii
Noxii games:
Chained Pairs – Last pair standing wins
Animal Hunt – Noxii mob vs Pack of Wolves or Single animal (Dire Wolf, or Cave Bear)
Free for all – in which Noxii are released one at a time into the arena. Last one standing wins.

You can make 12-15cp per Noxii. A Noxii winner usually gets a purse of 20-25cp as well.

pick one for your noxii and I'll tell you what to roll.

Also Watapon's stats incoming

>>12002226
seconding using the Noxii in whatever manner we use them?

what's the noxii mob payout (how many noxii does it use)? if it uses a bunch I'm in for this one, sounds it'll keep the fatalities manageable, unless the others are fights to unconciousness

rolled 79 = 79

Watapon Ford 'Unstoppable'
-A greatsword fighter. Does lots of damage.

AC: 18 Fort: 19 Reflex: 14 Will: 12
HP: 37 Init:+3
Greatsword (1d10) Scalemail


Attacks
----------
-Threatening Rush -- Rush and weapon attack. Opponent is marked (see below)
-Cleave -- Weapon attack plus your strength damage. Hits adjacent enemy for strength damage.
-Reaping strike - Weapon attack plus your strength damage. If you MISS you do your strength damage

-Spinning Sweep-Weapon attack plus your strength damage. Enemy knocked prone.
>once/encounter

-Brute strike - triple weapon damage
>once/day

-Combat Challenge - If the opponent tries to escape or attack someone other than you, you get an attack of opportunity.

-Action point - take an extra action. **special: 'Unstoppable' can use second wind as a minor action when action point used.

-Second wind - heal 9 hp. Takes a full round action
>once/encounter
-Unstoppable - heals 2d6 hp
>once/day

>>12002241
If we do the Last Man Standing or Chained Pairs, only the winner will survive?
I say the Beast Hunt, cause we'll have a better chance of keeping more of them alive for another week of fighting. Also, Beast Games are awesome.

>>12002241
Is last one standing code for death or just incapacitation? If it is then let's just do the animal hunt because then at least we'd have a chance of most of our stock surviving. If it isn't let's do chained pairs, it could be interesting to see how they fight when we forced to work together.

rolled 42 = 42

>>12002251
Noxii live to die. There is the off chance that one or two remain and an small chance that a repeat veteran might become something more. Expect a 99% casualty rate with them and anything unexpected as a gift from the gods of the Arena.

What they are technically is a short term investment. Most of these guys you payed 5 cp for 3 (wretches) so you are making pretty good profit. The trade off was that there was a damn good chance the wretches/criminals were diseased or will die with your training schedule.

Unstoppable xp to lvl? :P
also beastmind, I guess the payoff is 10cp per noxii used?

>>12002281
then the beast fight is the obvious choice imo, the best chance to get something out of them. And I don't mean just their guts.
if not, well... SLAVE MARKET

>>12002281
>>12002274
Ok, I still say Beast Hunt - it will give us a chance to use Vetern Eye on the Beast, maybe give us an advantage in one of our Gladiator's fights.

Wait. Are we putting in our skilled slaves we've been training or our other slaves. Because I vote we turn the skilled ones into gladiators rather than lose them for a tiny return.

rolled 80 = 80

>>12002210
glad you enjoy it.

>>12002274
>>12002282
Beast fight it is. Roll me 1d10. Higher and Lower have pros and cons.

>reselling noxii
Noxii really are the condemmed so they don't go back into the slave pool to be rehired into some nice couchy job picking strawberries under the Dark Sun.

The only way to regain honor and status in society is by survival.

>>12002322
it's the dime a dozen wretches we bough, not those who show promise

rolled 79 = 79

>>12002322
your three skilled ones are not in jeopardy

rolled 10 = 10

>>12002328
rollan

>>12002329
>>12002330
Oh. Good.

Strategy for the fight: Be as brutal as possible. Unecessarily so.

rolled 9 = 9

>>12002335
I wonder what that will bring :o

>>12002335
Oh boy, I wonder what happens now.

rolled 3 = 3

Beat hunting.

>>12002335
>>12002339
shit I should save my rolls XD

rolled 27 = 27

>>12002335
A roar sounds from the beast pens. A slavering

**************Interruption!****************

The creak of wagons and the lash of the whip combine to make a cacophony at the arena entrance. Tordek dips his thumb in ink and spits on it, making his mark on the papyrus the black robed templar pushes over to him. ‘Just sign here, here …and here,’ the bored government worker says, focusing most of his attention on Sandria as she stands by Tordek, her dress subtly clinging to her ample assets. Why couldn’t Illiene just deal with this stuff, Tordek wonders, peering at the undecipherable symbols. Why wasn’t he back yet?

“Tordek, son of Tordek?” an imperious voice speaks, and the young templar immediately straightens up and looks busy, shuffling papers. Tordek looks up into …. a rather familiar face. Its ‘Wart’, that Templar who bet on Watapon on his rookie engagement.

“Please follow me,” ‘Wart’ turns imperiously and leads Tordek down into the bowels of the arena’s staging area.

rolled 71 = 71

“….and now, this little man, this upstart kank dropping from the Tablelands thinks he can spill my broy and bed my woman! You have no respect for your betters little man and Marduke Stonetide can PROVE IT”

The crimson rays of the Dark Sun slams into Tordek’s vision as the crowd roars in response. There is a well armored human with a shaved scalp and topknot on a balcony overlooking the arena spitting insults at Watapon Ford down below in the arena sand.

Illiene rushes out from nowhere and grins excitedly. “Isn’t this exciting? We’ve been offered a formal challenge from Stonetide! So he’s a Warlord and about twice as seasoned as Watapon. However his trainer has agreed this fight will not be to the death, well shouldn’t be really, and the price for winning is 100 cp.”

The black-cassocked ‘Wart’ turns to Tordek, the ghost of a smile on his lips. ‘So. Who should I put my money on?’

>accept challenge y/n?
>veteran’s eye?
>any other actions to even the odds?

rolled 75 = 75

>>12002379
veteran's eye on the opponent first, we'll decide later
also rollan' for the eye

rolled 46 = 46

Stonetide. Tordek has certainly heard of him. A warlord with four seasons under his belt, he is known as a walking tank in his bone shard (scale) armour and heavy shield. He is very tough (level 4) and wields a vicious warhammer.

As a warlord, Tordek knows he can heal himself at least three times during a bout.

His weakness is, he is slower than Watapon at reacting first (initiative)

rolled 69 = 69

>my bad. Increasing the purse to 150 cp because the warlord is lv 4.

Up to you guys :)

I'm guessing we're gonna get raped if we take him on
we may be faster but he is more experienced and probably does so much damage with that warhammer that it isn't even funny. Also needs to be beaten into submission for forever.
The only way we could win him is through some vicious rollan' and we all know how that goes in quests usually... Gonna wait for some other opinions first though. I think we should discuss this a bit while the noxii are taking on the beast.

Interesting, I say we go for it and tell Wart to put his Cash in Unstoppable. I'm wondering if we can make this more of a fair fight. Perhaps we could arrange a two on one match to even the odds, maybe offer to make the match a to the death one if he agrees.

>>12002445
lvl4 vs lvl2 to the death? Pretty much means Ustoppable will die. 2v1 to the death we could maybe use Kr'ktt to grapple him and then bash him to death but he's still lvl 4 ffs. One good roll on that warhammer (and he's gonna have one, he's a tank, he's just gotta sit and wait) and we're short of a (reasonably expensive) galdiator with nothing to show for it. Maybe 2v1 to unconciousness or just duck the match altogether.
btw, what would the fallout from ducking be?

>>12002445
And lose two decent gladiators as opposed to one?
Get the non-deathmatch agreement in writing. If Watapon dies, Stonehide pays equal to his pre-bout value plus half.
Bet on Stonehide.
My main concern with this plan is Watapon's morale loss at having us bet against him.

rolled 78 = 78

>>12002426
>>12002445
The slap of sandals on the stone floor marks Sandria catching up with the mul. After a moment of observing Watapon and Stonetide hurl insults at each other, much to the crowds amusement, Sandria whispers to Tordek. 'There are, other ways to even this fight,' she whispers behind her veil. Her green eyes glitter with lovely intelligence, 'Information. Who serves him, who trains with him, who sleeps with him. All are possible ways to find out a man's strengths and weaknesses'

'Yeah, and don't forget, I'm a mindbender. I do this little thing called telepathy' Illiene says halfway into a mug of broy, clearly enjoying himself.
>come up with a method of gathering intel and I I'll give you a bonus on your 1d100 rolls or rolls


>rolled 10/10
>noxii are taking on the beast

Its a Cave Bear and there are 20 noxii armed with an assortment of spears and cheap bone swords.

>roll me 1d100 higher is better

DICE GODS GO WITH ME

rolled 41 = 41

>>12002499
rollan' for the noxii
now for the intelligence gathering, hmm. Trainers, sparring partners or a long term concubine are our best bets imo. Oh, and also physicians, that would be bloody awesome in my opinion. If we can get his personal doctor to spill the beans...

>start amatch
indeed captcha, indeed.

WHOOPS

rolled 7 = 7

>fallout from ducking be?
Nothing. The insults and posturing are standard gladiator grandstanding, Tordek can tell. Maybe Stonetide is positioning himself for the 'heel' role by challenging young up and comers.

>2v1
Could be done. The purse would certainly go down to 60-70 cp. As long as your kreen can be controlled. Geb still isn't sure totally he won't take a bite out of a downed opponent.

rolled 17 = 17

>>12002518

The noxii form into a line two abreast as trained... that is until they hear the roar and the twelve foot tall cave bear trundles out on its hind legs. The noxii break and the cave bear rips into several of the fleeing men, while the others regroup into circles of threes and fours. One spear has lightly wounded the beast in the side.

The crowd is laughing and loves it.


>Noxii left: 14
>Roll me 1d100 again, shoot high. 2/3 dice.

>>12002523
>>12002516
they see me rollin', I'm failin'
if we lose we get squat I presume, 2v1 we have at least a chance to win but if Kr'ktt eats the dude we're fucked seven ways to sunday. On the other hand, if we have pretty much nothing to lose (except if Unstoppable dies, we really should make a contract clause for that) but a lot to gain, rep, cp, and very possibly xp. I'm undecided to be honest. Someone else has an opinion?

rolled 41 = 41

>>12002559
my rolls are getting progressively worse, so it's time for WIPEOUT

rolled 77 = 77

>>12002572

A couple of groups of three try half-heartedly to stab the bear with some sort of coordination while the rest of the noxii flee to the corners. The bear whorls around and snaps one man in half in its massive jaws before bounding after the stragglers and pulling them down, screaming as it grinds their bones.

>8 noxii
>final 1d100 roll it

rolled 6 = 6

>if we lose we get squat I presume

Yes.

Its also possible -possible- that watapon can win one on one. If you roll well (you'll be rolling for this match).

rolled 8 = 8

>>12002613
last noxii roll then
also can we get some kind of info from the dude's personal physio? that could prove invaluable if we really do take him on

>>12002613
Duck the fight OR >>12002498 (but without the betting against Unstoppable). We gotta have faith in our guys.

>>12002638
Oh god what have you done.

rolled 26 = 26

>>12002638
ohgod
oh well, at least we'll get paid
obviously it'll be slave market time when we figure out what to do with the warlord

rolled 45 = 45

>>12002638
>ouch

The crowd cheers and laughs as the cave bear rips entrails from one man and decapitates another with a unconscious backhand. The screams of the dying echo throughout the arena as an arena manager hands Tordek a pouch with 240 cp. 'The crowd always loves a bloodbath' he remarks before he leaves about his business.

rolled 88 = 88

>>12002658
240cp? Shit, this is way profitable
WE NEED MORE WRETCHES

>>12002641
Gladiatoran isn't about winning, it's about Capitalism, HO!
So, how much do we get for correct bets?

rolled 62 = 62

>>12002674
lvl4 vs lvl2? Fuck all I guess, depends on how good mr. GM knows betting odds, hehe. If we can get him to sign a contract as per >>12002498 and get some sort of upper hand info from the doc or someone else I'm saying we should go for it, else duck.

rolled 70 = 70

>>12002667
Yeah I may have to adjust that a bit in the future given the week turn around and such. Anyway consider it novice manager luck, the riots around Raam disrupts other managers from moving their stock to the games without losses anyway.

>Alright. Consensus on accepting the challenge or not? Gathering intelligence?

>was smaterst
Couldn't have said it myself captcha

>>12002674
FREE MARKET IS BEST MARKET!

Anyway we're at 570cp and I think it is time to look for some better equipment for Unstoppable. He's our best fighter so far and we should try our hardest to turn him into a rape machine for guaranteed income.

Also how is Big McLargehuge coming along?

rolled 51 = 51

>Capitalism, HO!
I preordered that :3

>don'tkillmyfavoritegladiatorohpleaseohplease

After much hemming and hawing you get a contract that the game by all intention should be to unconciousness. If your gladiator dies the opposing manager is willing to pay 70% of your purchase price.

Illiene says it seems fair. After all, death really can't be totally ruled out. For either of your parties.

On the other hand, this is about glory.

rolled 84 = 84

>>12002696
we need slaves too mate, we just wiped out our stocks of disposable income, hehehe.
Rolling for info gathering
I say we should accept the challenge but delay it until we can find some gear. +1 greatsword would give our dude at slightly better chance of win. 70% of buy price is fair imo, he's not gonna lose anyway, is he, oh great and benevolent GM?

rolled 46 = 46

>how much do we get for correct bets?

You could do side bets up to about 20 ceramic. The real effect of 'bets' here is that the Templar is leaning to bet on Watapon.

A win will be a big win.

Lets get a decision made here to take the opportunity or not.

rolled 61 = 61

>he's not gonna lose anyway, is he, oh great and benevolent GM?

Up to the Arena gods. You and I will be rolling dice -here-.

>+1 greatsword

Certainly can be done. Roll me 1d100 for Illiene's charming manner and telepathic bargaining capabilities

Haggle that great sword

rolled 55 = 55

>You and I will be rolling dice -here-.
He's gonna die. NOOOOOOO
rollan for equipment
also can nobody roll but me? xD

rolled 20 = 20

>>12002753

bah

rolled 74 = 74

>>12002759
better off this way anyway

rolled 57 = 57

>>12002719

Sandria manages to corner and chat with a nurse of Stonetide's doctor, a psychometabolic of some talent. She confides that Stonetide had an injured leg that healed wrong (initiative +0) and while that Stonetide boasted about being able to hit as strong as a barbarian (3[W] damage, daily) his real strength lies in his ability to heal (somewhere between 7-10 hp per surge).

rolled 93 = 93

Rolling for SHOES
Ones with spikes on the front?

rolled 24 = 24

>>12002781
they better be some awesome shoes

rolled 3 = 3

>>12002755

Two options.
--Magic Greatsword +1
>+1 attack/damge, +1d6 for critical damage
>330 cp
--Challenge Seeking Greatsword +1
>+1 attack/damge, no critical bonus, you deal +1d6 damage to foes at max hp
>345 cp

rolled 72 = 72

>Rolling for SHOES

Wat?

>>12002802

Personally, I think that the Challenge Seeking Greatsword would be the better choice.

Unstoppable already hits hard, so hitting even harder would cause the match to end even quicker, right?

>>12002802
Go for the Challenge sword I reckon. I've only seen one crit so far but plenty of enemies on full HP.
Can we get armour too?

Too bad we lose max hp too fast

>>12002808
don't gladiators wear shoes?
I'm not really sure which one to buy, but I'm leaning for the challenge seeking one, 1d6 on first hit is awesome plus can own the healers if they heal to full or overheal. Crits are fine and all, but this one gives us an advantage where Unstoppable is strongest: first strike.

>>12002802
pick challenge seeking greatsword

name it MediBane

rolled 12 = 12

>>12002819

When there is only 3 or 4 swings in a fight, making the first one count for more all the time vs making one 1 out of 20 sometimes count for more. Seems to be a no brainer to me

>>12002808
We need some pimpin shoes man. Can't go around barefoot in a gladiator fight.
>>12002802
I vote Challenge.

>challenge seeking mind
sounds good

Ok /tg/ you know the drill.

A little different this time.

Pick your (1) order, roll initiative.

Then a second 1d20 will be your to hit

rolled 85 = 85

>>12002824

wait is it when we are at full, or when the foe is at full?

>>12002845
sandals of awesome +2
with that roll I bet we can get some designer ones, pic related

>>12002849
Oh god I hope this works.

rolled 15 = 15

>>12002853
>Challenge
Uh. Yeah. Foe.
>>12002849
Well I rolled 93 for shoes (which we are apparently not getting) so what the hey, to-hit coming at ya.

>You forgot to type the verification
NO CAPTCHA, YOU ARE THE JEW

>>12002875
FUCK.
How do I dice?

>>12002875
Ford is gonna die like a bitch.
>>12002881
dice 1d20 in the email field, don't use noko because it hides the roll
also nice init anon

rolled 16 = 16

The Raam arena is packed for today's games. Templar Mindbenders hover over the sands with their telekinetic mastery, far above the crowd, standing on spheres of pure obsidian bisected by a disk. 'Unstoppable! UNSTOPPABLE!" the crowd chants as Watapon strides out onto the arena, his face grimacing with concentration.

Stonetide strides out onto the arena, waving his arms and pumping his warhammer to the boos which he appears to be relishing.

>You are 60 feet apart, as previous one charge will allow you to close.
>initiative, orders?

>>12002879-- indeed nice

>my init is in this post

Please oh please

rolled 7 = 7

Lets see here...
Don't get hit. Hit him hard.

rolled 1 = 1

>>12002901
haha
also fuckin init we got owned
>>12002257
here's the stats for our dude, I vote threatening rush to open up as usual

rolled 19 = 19

>>12002845
>>12002858
>>12002825
>>12002781

Shoemind
>whatisthisIdon'teven.

Well you made me look. The only magic footgear you could have bought starts at 570 cp which is outside your range at the moment.

You managed to buy Watapon some dazzling footwear which grip the sand real nice that Sandria picked out. They are decorated with Silt Runner scales.

rolled 12 = 12

>>12002920
>>12002925
well at least SOMETHING good came out of that
shit, roll of 1 isn't something we really want when facing a superior dude

>>12002895
Threatening rush + Reaping Strike.

rolled 2 = 2

>someone want to second the threatening rush?
>I see it is seconded

Also roll 1d20 to hit gents
Next 1d20 after this takes it

rolled 20 = 20

>>12002941
Rolling for justice.

rolled 8 = 8

>>12002941
DICE GODS DON'T FORSAKE ME NOW

rolled 13 = 13

>>12002944
YEAAAAAAAAAH

>>12002944

Boomshakala

rolled 7 = 7

>>12002944
>critical. Max damage. I rolled the d6 for extra since opponent was at full.

In a thunderous roar Unstoppable takes the initiative swinging his greatsword in a mighty arc which uppercuts Stonetide, sending his head reeling backwards and letting loose a spray of spit and blood...and a tooth. The crowd roars at the sight and the hovering Templars above boom 'FIRST BLOOD'!

>rolling to hit for Stonetier

rolled 7 = 7

>>12002997
>rolled=7
we can DOO EEEET

>>12002997
Stonetier raises his warhammer to the crowd with a rousing shout and swings at Unstoppable, a blow that narrowly glances off of his armour.

>initiative gents

rolled 7 = 7

>>12003011
please please please

rolled 3 = 3

Stonetide initi above

>>12003016
>SERIOUSLY? wow

PICK ACTION. Need 2 votes.

>>12003025
This guy is dangerous if he gets his shit together.
I vote Brute Strike to try to end this quickly.

>>12003025
Reaping strike

rolled 6 = 6

>>12003049
Secondus

>Brute strike it is

Roll to hit after this post

rolled 10 = 10

>>12003066
More rolls for justice.

rolled 6 = 6

>>12003066
MAY THE GODS OF DICE GUIDE OUR STRIKE

>>12003071
>rolled 10. +11 to hit, +1 from magic sword JUST ENOUGH

Unstoppable slams the pommel of his great sword across Stonetier's jaw in a brutal smash then follows it up with a vicious slash to the neck. Stonetier staggers and drops to one knee spitting up blood.

>Moderate damage with daily. Stonetier is BLOODIED and has about a healing surge worth of life in him.

>Do you wish to use an action point?
what's that captcha?
>use dringed

>>12003106
YES. Push the advantage!

rolled 6 = 6

>>12003108
second, if we connect decently once more he's kabob and we ROXXOR

If you are using an action point, what action are you voting for?

rolled 4 = 4

>>12003119
reaping strike

>>12003133
agreed

>>12003138
>>12003133
Pray to your gods and Roll to hit gentlemen

>>12003119
I'll vote for Reaping Strike - probably best to save Sweeping Strike for a later point.

rolled 1 = 1

>>12003145
please give me just one good roll

rolled 1 = 1

>>12003145
Let's see if the arena gods smile upon Unstoppable again today.

rolled 10 = 10

To hit gods be praised!

rolled 17 = 17

>>12003153
motherfucker you best be kidding me

>>12003153
>>12003158

AHAHHAHAAAHHAHAA

AHHAHHA

FUCK.

rolled 4 = 4

>>12003153
>>12003158
well, that's it
gods told us to go fuck ourselves, gg

So much for thinking this would be quick

>>12003167

It's going to be fucking quick alright.

Why are you guys praying at all? Seriously every time someone adds something about dice gods they always roll low as hell. Rolling for justice on the other hand, that seems to work.

rolled 20 = 20

>>12003153
>>12003158

Unstoppable, in a burst of adrenalin, swings his greatsword again in a powerful arc, directly at Stonetier's face. The crown gasps as Stonetier rears back, the tip of the blade only cutting of the tip of the warlord's mustache before the arc continues on. Not to be deterred, Unstoppable sucker punches Stontier in the solar plexus, which causes the amored man to stagger back
>miss causes damage in reaping strike, he's not dead, but he's very hurt.

>rolling to hit here. and yes stontier will be using an action point after

rolled 6 = 6

>>12003171
eh, we're gonna hit ourselves in the teeth, he's gonna heal and we're back at square one when we could've two rounded the guy with no HP loss
fucking sucks

>>12003180
This doesn't look good...

rolled 15 = 15

>>12003180
...
...
FUCK YOU DICE
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>12003180
Well, it looks like Unstoppable will need new bones, all of his are about to be turned into a very fine powder.

>>12003180
he's gonna floor us in one hit

>>12003180
>>12003158
>>12003153

rolled 5 = 5

>>12003180
>critical

'THAT WAS' the warhammer spins, 'MY FAVORITE' the heavy shield comes crashing in 'STASH!' Stontier roars, slamming Unstoppable severely in between his shield and warhammer.
>37 hp - 25 (critical) = 12 hp.

>minor action, Inspiring word on self
>he is healing but still bloodied

>rolling for action point

rolled 14 = 14

>>12003220
Welp. He's used one encounter and whiffed his daily.

ROLL INITIATIVE BITCHES

rolled 3 = 3

>>12003227
Not rolling for any gods or justice, just rolling.

rolled 9 = 9

>>12003227
Fuck the arena gods! It's time for VENGEANCE!

>>12003227
someone roll, I've had enough fails today

rolled 14 = 14

>>12003227
Alright. Everybody stand the fuck back and let ME roll this time.
Brace yourselves.

rolled 20 = 20

>>12003220
Initiative, FOR JUSTICE

>>12003231
we're kabob
bleedin 'ell

>we hasomm
we hasomm indead, if hassom is some kind of ground meat

Is our psion friend still able/willing to do something? We could sure use it now.

>>12003231

FUR FUCK'S SAKE

rolled 6 = 6

>>12003231
initiative

rolled 9 = 9

>>12003248
you know what's funny? This is what's funny.

Unstoppable has a +3 to init. You tied. Guess who goes first

>ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG
Pick action, Tordek is pretty sure you cannot kill Stonetier in one hit. It would take two good ones.

>>12003248
we're equal on our +3 bonus at least
what happens now

>>12003258
FINE
sweeping strike imo
if we knock him prone we get some bonus, right?

>>12003258
Depending on what kind of action Unstoppable is, I vote Spinning Sweep followed by Unstoppable.

>>12003270
Sweeping Strike seconded. We need that advantage now.

>>12003272

Agree with this

>>12003270
If he is prone you get combat advantage which means you get a +2 to hit and he gets a -2 to hit you (if memory serves)

>>12003272
Unstoppable is a minor action actually so you can do that and a standard action

>spinning sweeping strike

Yeah. Roll to hit ...now

>>12003293
so unstoppable and spinning sweep in one round works? if that, then do eet

>>12003299
Yeah, if we can do both in one round..

>>12003297

I REGRET NOTHING

rolled 2 = 2

>>12003311
FOR JUSTICE

rolled 11 = 11

>>12003311

EXCEPT THAT

rolled 13 = 13

>>12003297
HERE WE GO!

>>12003315
ok man, that's it, we're revoking your dice privileges

rolled 6 = 6

>>12003315

For fuck's sake.

I'm going to allow ONE reroll because that is bullshit.

>toottoot

>>12003323

And yours.

rolled 5 = 5

>>12003327

inb4 nat 1

rolled 17 = 17

>>12003327
Take mine?
>>12003321

fuck me I'm not rolling, managed a 1 and a 2
THIS IS BULLSHIT etc.
where do I hand in my dice?

>>12003334

Put them in the incinerator, saves anyone else picking them up.

>>12003334

Put them in a beer mug and drink them.

rolled 10 = 10

>>12003331

Watapon screams, swinging his sword into Stonetier, but the blow unfortunately bounces of the warlord's thigh armor.
>miss, encounter used
>On the plus side unstoppable brings you to 21/37 hp.

>rolling to hit

>>12003345
haha, you read that dming for bikers too?

rolled 5 = 5

>>12003355
which is a miss
>loss of second encounter power.

Initiative gents. this is getting bloody. Hopefully this can be resolved soon I don't want to cut this in the middle.

rolled 11 = 11

>>12003369
Pancakes.

rolled 17 = 17

>>12003369

Inishertiv.

rolled 19 = 19

>init

rolled 18 = 18

Stonetier brandishes his warhammer and roars, charging into Watapon

>>12003389
and we lose intiative too
let's hope he misses at least

>>12003396

Don't we get a +3 to init?

rolled 13 = 13

A deep crack against the forhead, leaves blood streaming into Watapon's eyes. 'Unstoppable, UNSTOPPABLE' the crowd shouts and cries, trying to rally the fighter.

>13/37hp

Action and roll em

>>12003403
11+3=14, he rolled 18

>>12003403

This. Also, that DMing for bikers was beyond epic.

rolled 9 = 9

>>12003410
Our strongest attack. Right now. Heal if we can.

It is time for RAAAAGE

>>12003410
told ya
vote on reaping strike, we don't have anything else remotely useful

rolled 3 = 3

>>12003425
Mustering all his will Watapon lunges and stabs at Stonetier, opening up a massive gash along his ribs. Stonetier looks up and turns white, blood coming out of his mouth when he open it.

>A hit! You can thank your magic weapon for that. And Stonetier is very barely alive.

>roll initiative! HIGH this time

rolled 17 = 17

>>12003450

100,000 NIGGAWATT LIGHTBULB GO.

rolled 1 = 1

>>12003460
>oh shit son

>rolling init. Only a 20 can save him.

Man, I've never done pen and paper RPG, or RPG of any kind, but I'm getting into this.

>>12003464

THE DICE GODS INTERVENED.

YOU ALL SAW IT

>>12003464
now we just need to connect...

rolled 15 = 15

>>12003464
If this means what I think it means...

Looks like Stonetier...
sunglasses.jpg
is shit tier.

>>12003471
same here, I'm living in the middle of fuck you, europe and I'm bloody starving but hell if I won't see this through

>>12003471

I'm about to miss class because of this thread

>>12003450
bash his head with your hilt or something, knock him unconscious but for gods sake don't kill him, you have to pay 70% of your earnings

>>12003481
if this is hit roll we just owned a lvl 4 gladiator with a lvl2

rolled 11 = 11

>>12003464
The arena is in a hush. Only the crunch of sand under the sandals of the exhausted gladiators and their labored breathing pierces the quiet. There is a final defiant scream of rage from Watapon and the sword rises up and then comes down with the sound of shattering bone.

None can say if the blade hit home that day. None could say they saw it miss. Regardless, Stontier gasped clutching the sucking purple wound on his chest and fell to the earth, unconscious and defeated.

Watapon 'Unstoppable' Ford slowly and laboriously rose from his knees to the chanting of a thousand voices crying his name.

The name, of a burgeoning legend.

>Warlord had 2 hp. Whether you missed or hit Watapon still does 5 damage minimum.

>150 ceramic pieces.
>Unstoppable is now level 3 (or 3.5 or something)
>+1 reputation with Templars ('Wart' bet heavily on Watapon)
>bonus: Tune in next time

Reaping Strike, for the love of god!

>>12003503

GLORIOUS.

UNSTOPPABLE IS THE NEXT TORDEK.

>>12003503
IT'S FULL OF GREATSWORD WARRIORS

rolled 3 = 3

>>12003481
>I correct myself. With that roll, you killed him.

There is a soft sigh, of flesh shearing off Watapon's eversharp bone blade.

Stonetier embraces the earth of his name, a nicked mustache fallen on the sand, blood-spattered and worn, no more.

>>12003503
Time to set out an offer to the slave markets.
Who wants to give Unstoppable his own personal slave, doing so would ensure some repeat business. A lady to warm his bed, a boy to tend to his weapons and armor? Who will gain the honor of our fighter?

This is Tordek placing the offer down to the slavers

UNSTOPPABLE. HOOH HAH

>>12003503
Unstoppable deserves bitches.

>>12003517
le fu-
do we get a fatality bonus/have to pay?

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12000838/
archived too, VOTE

>>12003517
We just had to put that bit about compensation for wrongful death in there.
Oh well, Unstoppable continues to live up to his name, and that's all that really matters.

>>12003532

Next thread, Unstoppable gets a party in his fucking honour.

oshit. Pay out time.

Alright elegan/t g/entlemen. It is archived and I have to take off.

Thank you to all who participated. If you have any questions post them in the thread and I'll see if I can address them in the next one.

STRENGTH AND HONOR

>>12003536
next thread, Unstoppable IS the party
also we'll need to buy him a whore or something, along with about three dozen wretches for the next cannonfodder match
DUDE'S CASH (literally)

As to next episode, there is a small chance of another one this friday. Very small. I will be busy through thursday of next week so likely a week from this friday for the next. The twitter is in the archives.

>After much hemming and hawing you get a contract that the game by all intention should be to unconciousness. If your gladiator dies the opposing manager is willing to pay 70% of your purchase price.
if OUR gladiator dies
we probably leveraged on him being a low level faggot and thus inferior (HAHA SIF)
also Unstoppable really needs new quarters now, if just for being awesome. At least he got swankin' sandals.

>>12003547
Why buy?
People are making so much money we might be able to get a gift.
the Templars fucking Love unstoppable, maybe they'll pool together some of their large earning and get him a freshly trained concubine

>>12003572
Well, get him an whore at any rate, and better quarters. He's our star fighter for the moment, he needs to be an example of what you can achieve and what you'll get if you're awesome. Also we need to socialize Kr'ktt enough for him not to eat opponents in knock-out fights.

And to think at the time I was opposed to getting Unstoppable. Sure, I was won over by the first fight, but looking at how awesome he's been now...

He definitely deserves that nice room though. No need to overly reward him just yet--bitches are going to go his way on their own after seeing him win like that, and he's sure to have plenty more winning for us to reward in the future.

>>12003558
Looking forward to it!

>>12003544
Just wanted to give you props on your DMing. I especially like your descriptive skills and how you manage to make all the characters interesting, from the random concubine we rolled to the broly telepath.

That, and you roll with /tg/ being its crazy hivemind self like a pro.

Oh and Noxi, Ive just finished reading straight thro this questan so far and I saw that Norse god name the first thing when I read it. Nice use of Tyr if i remember correctly the guy who sacrificed his hand so the Fenris could be bound.