Posting mode: Reply
Password(Password used for file deletion)
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG
  • Maximum file size allowed is 3072 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Read the rules and FAQ before posting.
  • ????????? - ??

  • File : 1285133350.png-(638 KB, 1500x1500, Journal01.png)
    638 KB Zombie Quest Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)01:29 No.12177388  
    Today is the best day of your life.
    You live in the 3rd floor of an apartment complex set aside for your college's campus housing.
    You are roused from your afternoon nap when you find that down below, an encroaching mass of people-turned-ebon monsters are devouring the panicked streets below.

    The symptoms seem different, but the effect is the same-


    You look across to the window on the roof, and find a classmate across the street, finally putting his hard-earned carbine to good use.

    You recall having a grand plan for an occasion such as this- in fact you were counting on it. The mundane days of systemic failure and academic elitism are quickly fading as well as social insincerity , shallow fads and all the social retardations and practices an over bored, over nourished society has accumulated.

    What will you do?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)01:30 No.12177406

    Captcha: kang-mu disestot

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)01:38 No.12177521
    After fapping, what do I have available?
    >> That fucking bard! !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)01:40 No.12177555
    John find a clever disguise to sneak into the kitchen.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)02:01 No.12177828
         File1285135295.png-(131 KB, 750x750, Journal02.png)
    131 KB
    His name isn't John! Nor will it ever be.
    What game are you playing ?

    For an occasion such as this, it's time to do away with your old name, from now on he shall be referred to as-
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:02 No.12177844

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:02 No.12177847

    Slick Zombieslayer
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:03 No.12177856
    Tell him to stop making so much fucking noise and stop wasting ammo.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:05 No.12177876
    herbert west
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:06 No.12177886
    ash williams
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)02:07 No.12177897
         File1285135629.png-(114 KB, 750x750, Journal03.png)
    114 KB
    You should probably fap to all the xeno porn you could handle before the shit hits the fan for real
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:07 No.12177902
    Herbert East.

    Johnnie Muertos

    Dominic Dammit
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:08 No.12177911
    Herbert Ash Williams of the West

    Otherwise known as "Haw of the West"
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:08 No.12177918
    Check to see if carbine guy is still there, shout/throw shit at the door if he isn't.
    >> Psyker Ted 09/22/10(Wed)02:10 No.12177933
    rolled 4 = 4

    Johnathan Hammer.
    >> Psyker Ted 09/22/10(Wed)02:10 No.12177944
    rolled 74 = 74

    Also, who's the trigger happy neighbor? He's bringing the horde here.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:11 No.12177946

    I meant window. His.

    Also, check to see if we can climb down from our window
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:11 No.12177947
         File1285135873.jpg-(597 KB, 1000x800, 1246859084078.jpg)
    597 KB
    Quickly run out and knock on every ones door of my floor and tell them there is a fire(maybe even pull the alarm). Once they leave sabotage the elevator and and throw large sofas etc in stairwell then secure (maybe weld the door shut). Do room by room search of the third floor.

    >that erpled
    Your right captcha its a dick move but hey.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:11 No.12177948
    max brooks
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:13 No.12177981
    Call yourself Hirano and start a harem of school girls.

    *okay serious time*
    Can we use that rifle? If so pick it up.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:13 No.12177988
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:14 No.12177991
    Tell carbine bro to tell his bros to look out their windows.

    Then run around the apartment complex screaming about a riot.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:14 No.12178002
    we don't want a rifle not if we intend to leave the building
    we should cut it down to be a mare's leg and use that
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:15 No.12178012
    Help Carbine Bro clear out the alley.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:15 No.12178014
    John Egbert.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:17 No.12178035
    Do not saw our rifle down. We need it.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)02:17 No.12178041
         File1285136263.png-(129 KB, 750x750, Journal04.png)
    129 KB
    From here on you call yourself Dominic D

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:18 No.12178047

    That's a guy? I'm having my doubts. What with the feminine facial features and the girlish skull imagery in the background.

    That, or delicious trap.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:18 No.12178053
    What sort of campus lets students keep carbines and hunting rifles in their dorms?
    Because I would like to transfer.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:19 No.12178066

    See who threw the brick
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:21 No.12178103
    Carbine bro: check window

    Other Bro:Tell him to stop wasting his ammo and do something useful.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:22 No.12178117
    I'm ok with this either way.

    To OP: Look out the window and throw the brick back.
    Possibly looking at the attached message.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)02:29 No.12178193
         File1285136959.png-(140 KB, 750x750, Journal05.png)
    140 KB
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:30 No.12178202

    Ask what the fuck is wrong with him, he broke your window.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:32 No.12178230
    shoot him
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:32 No.12178233
    Ask him if he needs a dispenser there?
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)02:32 No.12178237

    It seems your neighbor threw it. Guy has been off his handle a few times ever since he got back from Iraq. Barely managing to hold on because he managed to smuggle his " Curly" with him wherever he went.

    Of course, he won't ever use it- he just kept it as reassurance.

    Now it's his right arm.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)02:36 No.12178283
         File1285137394.png-(33 KB, 375x375, Journal06.png)
    33 KB
    Upon closer inspection,
    you find a gun tied to the brick !
    How conscientious of him !
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:39 No.12178304
    shoot him with the new gun
    giving you a gun doesnt make up for breaking your window
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:45 No.12178373
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)02:45 No.12178374
         File1285137931.png-(63 KB, 450x450, journal07.png)
    63 KB
    It is tempting, but you can always hit him with your AIRGUN.
    This relic has been with you since you were a kid. In its lifetime, it's shot up birds and pigeons for 10 years running.

    You also never miss with this 13-pump air rifle.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:47 No.12178393

    Shoot him, and then call him an asshole.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:47 No.12178395
    Journal Entry Day 1
    Today I was given a real gun, in many culture the gift of a weapon is the symbolism of entering manhood. Today I become a man!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:48 No.12178399
    No the brosef is chill.
    give him a thumbs up.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:48 No.12178403
    use the pistol
    FFS he broke your gorram window
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:49 No.12178410

    Check the gun. How many rounds does it have? Is the safety on or off? Shout 'Thanks!', and take it, then get ready to move. Get a backpack. Dump stuff into it, in case the zombies break in. Is the door locked? Is there another way out? How much food do we have?

    Turn on the water, and keep it running to fill up, say, a bathtub.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:50 No.12178416

    That doesn't change the fact that he broke your window.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)02:52 No.12178445
    Make our way to Carbine Bro while attempting to warn our floormates.

    If Zombies are in the hall, just knock Really Really hard on the doors while screaming about a school shooting-that much they'll believe.
    >> Alpharius Orkmegon !ClMebrwuJg 09/22/10(Wed)03:01 No.12178526
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)03:13 No.12178664
         File1285139625.png-(103 KB, 500x500, Journal08.png)
    103 KB
    Dom grabs a buncha shit- filling your backpack all the way -and even don some urban armor. On his way out to WARN EVERYONE- he is stopped by the doomsday closet that was prepared for such an event. Time is of the essence however, and the wretched howling is beginning to grow louder than the gunshots
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)03:16 No.12178690
    >Doomsday Closet

    Who's stupid enough to assume you can hide from these things?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)03:16 No.12178692
    Don't open that door unless you know whats on the other side.
    >> Alpharius Orkmegon !ClMebrwuJg 09/22/10(Wed)03:19 No.12178720
    I would've thought it would have supplies or something of the like in it. Probably last post since I have to go in like 3 minutes, so
    >warn bros, leave known dickheads to die
    >hole up somewhere, preferably hard to get to
    >conserve ammo ffs
    >stay alive
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)03:31 No.12178839
         File1285140694.png-(112 KB, 500x500, journal10.png)
    112 KB

    Oh but you do.

    Inside are a collection of all items you have accumulated over the years as an ART STUDENT. Ranging from the eccentric to the utilitarian. Theres even roller blades and hazmat suits in tow but those would take extra time to put on. Theres even a collection of forgotten items here as well.

    For now, it would probably be smart to only take one or two things from this closet- provided that you free up some room in your bag.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)03:36 No.12178881
    cricket bat
    take it now!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)03:38 No.12178892
    Take first aid kit
    and helmet.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)03:38 No.12178902
    is that a NICE HAT? next to the shelves?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)03:40 No.12178919

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)03:41 No.12178926
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)03:42 No.12178938
    >not taking an iconic zombie killing weapon
    what is this?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)03:46 No.12178975
    >Implying a cricket bat is better than a fucking sledgehammer
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)03:46 No.12178984
    >implying an art student could use a sledgehammer
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)03:49 No.12179008
    The sledgehammer is impractical.
    Too heavy and too bulky.

    The bat is lighter and smaller while still being sturdy.
    I mean even an liberal arts major can do some damage with one.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)04:03 No.12179157
         File1285142638.png-(63 KB, 500x500, journal11.png)
    63 KB
    Dom is feeling particularly metal today, that and a baseball seems like it's been done- and so he settles on complementing is lanky silhouette with the long overbearing shaft of a SLEDGEHAMMER.

    Luckily he used this for a sculpture project some moons ago.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:06 No.12179177
    >Implying we'll be a weakling forever

    Take the sledgehammer, it will be useful for breaking into places in a hurry.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:08 No.12179195
    go to desk hit head on it
    you now have a slow weapon against zombies
    and a slow weapon with only a single point at which to hit them
    why dont you just strip and lay down for the zombies to eat you?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:09 No.12179207
    Knock on a few doors with the sledgehammer and beat it for carbine bro's apartment, leaving our doors open so others can take the rest of our shit-we won't need it anymore.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:11 No.12179220
    "A section of lead pipe will work for a single encounter but is too heavy for those on the move. A sledgehammer has the same drawback and also requires practice for its user to hit a moving target"
    - zombie survival guide

    unless durpy has been practicing with it we want something better than a hammer
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)04:12 No.12179225
         File1285143128.png-(31 KB, 499x487, journal12a.png)
    31 KB
    I mean, look how ready he looks

    Dont you wanna see some bitches get their heads smashed in all satisfying-like ?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:13 No.12179235
    i want to see him live longer than a few lucky hits with a hammer
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)04:14 No.12179246
    John do you have a can opener?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:15 No.12179254
    You forgot the first aid kit
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)04:16 No.12179260
         File1285143381.png-(73 KB, 500x500, journal13.png)
    73 KB
    Meanwhile, Dominic conjures up a rough map of the residents.

    Some of them might be worth saving. One person in particular still catches his interest despite the waning importance of a relationship.

    Others can fucking play their tackle-twisters or whatever the hell kind of homo-sex man baby games they play till 3 in the morning IN ZOMBIE HELL.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:16 No.12179264
    >Zombie Survival Guide
    >Implying we took the sledge to hit zombies with, as opposed to battering doors/windows down before the horde gets to us.
    >Implying we aren't going to hide under carbine bro's skirt
    >Implying that a bat will hurt them with the black ichor/cartilage/carapace over them

    Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:17 No.12179271
    where are we on the map?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:18 No.12179281
    Save bros, starting with the one on our floor
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:19 No.12179290
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:19 No.12179296
    Go too the chicks house they often need protection and it might actually get you laid or killed...or laid and killed, but that's not as bad as the second option.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:20 No.12179300
    save the headphone chick and the nerd
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:22 No.12179311
    Save Phones and Poindexter, take them to the attic.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:22 No.12179312
    save girl(?) with headphones
    she is closest, and possibly hot maybe, who knows
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:23 No.12179322
    what's the person on the left side of the second story supposed to be?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:24 No.12179330
    looks like either spider man or a Mexican wrestler
    either way, SAVE
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:26 No.12179342
    >not that heavy bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:33 No.12179405
    based on the drawings i'm guessing it's closer to a twenty pound head and the handle length seems unwieldy
    overall it's pretty impractical
    >> Lazarus, Disciple of Mr. Rogers !!SLsi7pvdXqW 09/22/10(Wed)04:35 No.12179425
    Find out why the zombies are eating the street instead of people.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)04:37 No.12179442
         File1285144653.png-(97 KB, 500x500, journal14.png)
    97 KB
    You politely knock the hell out of your next door neighbor's door. You persist for about 22 seconds before it occurs to you that she might be
    or Generally ignoring the hell out of any loud noises that happen around this apartment nowadays by way of obscure videogame soundtracks.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:38 No.12179451
    break down door with hammer
    things are going to shit anyways might as well speed it along
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:39 No.12179457
    Fortify building. We wait out the storm.

    >sagossia shall
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:39 No.12179458
    Burst in there like a boss.
    Or a crazy wielding a sledgehammer.
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)04:39 No.12179460
    Take the hammer to the door john!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:41 No.12179471
    Stop. What time is it?

    >Hammer Time
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:43 No.12179485
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:43 No.12179491
    knock the handle off of the door and shout about "the riot". Apologize for the door but state that "the crazies are shooting people".
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:44 No.12179503
    Don't waste time on this shit. We need to get this building fortified.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:45 No.12179513
    break down door
    find corner
    sit there
    refuse to leave
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)04:47 No.12179529
    John don't go busting down the door until you have a cool catch phrase to say.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:48 No.12179535
    >Be Scott Pilgrim
    >Go to subspace
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:48 No.12179536
    I'm <CHARNAME>. I'm here to rescue you.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:49 No.12179537
    >fortify the building.

    No. We either:
    take our bros to the attic and hide there until zombies eat the frat guys.∞

    Get our bros. and run to the sweet, loving embrace of Carbine Bro.☆
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:49 No.12179545
    Dress in a tux (zombie invasions are formal occasions) then break her door down with the sledge hammer.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:51 No.12179561
    >I'm Dominic Dammit, and I'm here to save you!

    Collect bros. Save Carbine Bro. Good End.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:52 No.12179564
    we have what might be a NICE HAT. close enough
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)04:52 No.12179569
    Who the hell is Dominic is that one of John's friends.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:53 No.12179573
    see derpyness here
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:54 No.12179583
    >We are not John, our new name is Dominic Dammit
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)04:55 No.12179588
    LIES! who tought you to write such filth John.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)04:56 No.12179600
    Goddamnit stop posting until the questfag has made his post
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)04:57 No.12179608
         File1285145879.png-(139 KB, 500x500, journal15.png)
    139 KB


    It seems his sudden in-burst has made our friend flip out and chuck a balisong butterfly into his helmet !

    You can kiss that thing goodbye.

    However on a more frightening note, you realize you haven't exactly introduced each other at all !! (1)
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:00 No.12179626

    If we get to pick her name, I vote for "Farmstink Butlass"
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:00 No.12179629
    I'm <CHARNAME>. I'm here to rescue you.
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)05:01 No.12179640
    Grab the girl and kiss her then tell her your name is Dom (apparently) and your here to save her.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:01 No.12179643
    "riot, crazy people with knives running from door to door, look out your fucking window!"
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:03 No.12179657
    smash any pottery she has to see if there are any rupees in them
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:05 No.12179676

    >reverse trap

    You say that like it's a bad thing
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:07 No.12179684
    which one they all look like chicks
    also the only thing that can come from this is lesbian sex during zombie apocalypse
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)05:07 No.12179685
         File1285146434.png-(64 KB, 500x500, journal17.png)
    64 KB
    Oh hey, it's totally that kid from next door, that looks like a trap- except he's totally a he even though he looks girly- and that's kinda hot even though he just smashed down your door.

    You kind of decide that wierd meetings like this where you just manage to throw a knife into his head, should be graced with your gamertag name- it's
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:07 No.12179688
    Make headphone takey off gestures and ask her to look out the window.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:09 No.12179701
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:09 No.12179704
    also a trap
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)05:10 No.12179707
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:10 No.12179709
    wait the headphones is going to be known by their gamertag?

    also gamertag should just be headphones
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:11 No.12179711
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)05:12 No.12179715
    No forget that its stupid......
    XxxKithstarkatxxX is way better.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:14 No.12179725


    GAMERTAG IS G_makara
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:15 No.12179738
    has it been said dom is a guy today?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:16 No.12179740
    After explaining this shit, ask her what we should do, also, mention survival closet.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:17 No.12179746

    >the hastur
    thanks capcha now we get to die
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:18 No.12179750
    Be funky fresh, take your inspiration in life from a character from a 90s cartoon.
    Be Capital_G from Dexter's Lab.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 09/22/10(Wed)05:19 No.12179757
    Is this character a man or a woman?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:20 No.12179766
    according to OP a guy
    according to everyone else a chick
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:21 No.12179770
    Gamer Tag:

    "What the fuck you breaking in for and what're you doing here?"
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:22 No.12179772
    Dom is a trappish dude

    Phones is unconfirmed, though he/she finds our feminine traits hot
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)05:24 No.12179777
         File1285147459.png-(107 KB, 500x500, journal18.png)
    107 KB

    You introduce yourself as G_Rainy or Grainy or Rainy or whatever. Dom tells you to look out the window. upon doing so you totally see Kimberly Jones making out hardcore with the football team.

    That fucking slut. Now she's dead. Hope she doesn't respawn.

    Wait. OH SHIT
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)05:27 No.12179788
    Quick Grainy acquire trusty chainsaw to your chainsawkind!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:28 No.12179791
    Give her the gun, tell her to be careful, noise is probably bad.

    Also, check Carbine Bro's window to see if he's okay. And go down to save El Santo and Poindexter
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)05:28 No.12179795
    And for fuck sake's remember to kiss the boy and say a cool catch phrase before going to kill zombies.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:31 No.12179806
    >kiss the girl
    fixed that for you
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:33 No.12179822
    she's a gamer give her a crow bar
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:33 No.12179823
    The people with a plan die first!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:34 No.12179833
    >Dominic is a boy.

    >We are Rainy

    kiss the boy, he warned you about FUKKEN ZOMBIES and deserves a reward for it.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:37 No.12179841
    >implying dom isnt short for dominique
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)05:39 No.12179854
         File1285148398.png-(150 KB, 500x500, Journal19.png)
    150 KB
    Oh... well that got taken care of.
    Seem like that guy has been doling out mercy killings all morning...

    Okay... where the fuck were we....
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:41 No.12179863
    lesbian sex during zombie apocalypse
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:42 No.12179870
    The streets are clear, get El Santo and Poindexter, then get the fuck over to Carbine Bro.
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)05:45 No.12179879
    I am going to enter my sleep cycle now if none of the following occurs I will be very cross with you both.
    -Someone kisses the damn girl/boy
    -A chainsaw is not equiped to someones strife spectrum
    -Dom realizing his name is silly and should start being called John
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)05:50 No.12179902
    Hook her up from closet, go save more bros, demand some lesbian shenanigans.

    (That main char is a total reverse trap just accept it like the players have.)
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)05:57 No.12179947
         File1285149458.png-(105 KB, 500x500, journal21.png)
    105 KB
    That's right.

    Ok. Shit's going down

    You totally pull out your DOOMSDAY DRAWER, you figure that you should pack effeciently since this doofy [sexy] kid is already lugging around some hardware.

    Inside are a buncha throwables, wads of cash won from pro tournaments playing Team Fortress, and sometimes Halo, and probably some homemade grenades if you can find them. Other than that, a buncha sharp stuff.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)06:01 No.12179961

    PS. you also find some haircutting shit, cause you swear you might rape this kid later or something if his hair keeps bobbing around like that.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)06:02 No.12179968
    well she can throw them pretty well
    probably one hit zombies if she can get behind them too
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)06:03 No.12179969

    She totally just did so in her sleep. So that's a definite.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)06:10 No.12180018
    grab money, knives, and a bad ass long coat
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)06:23 No.12180081
         File1285151001.png-(113 KB, 500x500, Journal23.png)
    113 KB
    So you totally need to get dressed and since you're two civilized people here, you expect this one common courtesy to be obliged during a time when privacy is pretty much a null gesture now.

    Great, cool. Dominic is fine with it.

    A few minutes couldn't hurt, right ?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)06:46 No.12180162


    I mean this guy was obviously the bully sort...plus eating people now...kinda adds to hate.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)06:51 No.12180183
         File1285152716.png-(109 KB, 500x500, journal24.png)
    109 KB

    Right ?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)06:54 No.12180196
    I once knew a girl like that, I wasn't the object of her affections but seriously, sometimes it just weird-ed me out the dedication and obsession she had for that guy was...wow.

    Not a bad thing...but we need to know her more before we make assumptions...oh and does she have a picture of the guy fapping....if so then yeah freak out time.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)06:55 No.12180199
    Kill zombie.

    Interrupt shlicking. Join in. After schlicking with reverse trap dig through her drawers. Find 'nades. Save bros.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)06:59 No.12180222
    Also, not trying to be a huge dick..but uh, 20 minutes for that? Are you drawing these as you go? Because you may want to set up each sessions pics before hand so you can post faster for 2 image panels..and if you already do that maybe post a bit faster? 5 hours on a quest and not a whole lot has happened. I think your work is amazing and I really enjoy the quest, I just can't stay awak for it is all..
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)07:05 No.12180246
         File1285153534.png-(303 KB, 1000x1000, journal25.png)
    303 KB
    sun rose. time to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)07:06 No.12180253

    Considering its a journal style question I think the rate is rather sweet, sure it takes twenty minutes for each drawing or more but think about it, this artist isnt reusing images or panels this is all 100% awesome original content.


    Cool Work bro, keep it up ;)
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)07:07 No.12180261

    yeah I started this in the wee hours of the night, I was surprised when I saw that I was slowing down harder than usual.

    Uh, see ya again in a few hours when I'm not making EVERYTHING UP AS I GO ALONG.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)07:09 No.12180272

    Chillax bro, your totally awesome
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)07:10 No.12180276

    PS. My usual time is 10 minutes. That's how hard I usually rock these things once I figure out the designs and other anciliary parameters like what size i'm gonna work in. And yeah..... middle of the day > dead of night i guess. thanks for playing.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)07:12 No.12180280
    Not at all dude, sorry for raining on you.
    Like I said I really enjoy it and love the art, hope to see more from you soon! And it's awesome for free form, I love the the perspectives change.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)07:13 No.12180283

    Man thanks a bunch for coming out and running for us.

    Appreciate the zompocalypse.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)07:15 No.12180298

    oh yeah, no offense taken. I'm just glad i that I came up with a good foundation for a story etc etc.

    being pressured to do more impossible shit is pretty much what I run on haha.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)07:48 No.12180398
    Don't forget to archive this shit.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)10:18 No.12181192

    how do I go bout doing this function ? do I just screenshot shit from here to god or is there a system in place ?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)10:21 No.12181218
    You're already up.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)10:25 No.12181247
    Sure is Blackbox in here.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)10:33 No.12181280
    Holy yahoo in the whathey, a well-drawn quest? Plus, cute protagonist is cute.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)13:06 No.12182298
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)13:07 No.12182308
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)13:09 No.12182319
         File1285175373.png-(102 KB, 500x500, journal26.png)
    102 KB
    You summon all the accumulated hatred you had for losing sleep over these asshole's partying and their constant leaving trash all over the goddamn place like they owned it.

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)13:12 No.12182337
    rolled 1 = 1


    HERP DERP 1d6?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)13:17 No.12182376
    Wait, someone's doing a quest with actual drawings? Ho-o-o-ly shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)13:19 No.12182386
    rolled 6 = 6

    I'm amazed, too. About the whole "knows how to draw more or less"-bit. Flabbergasted.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)13:19 No.12182393
    Generally, one states what sort of dice they want rolled.

    Additionally, it's usually wise to forbid nokodice like i'm doing, as unscrupulous individuals will use them to troll or cheat.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)13:20 No.12182402
    rolled 440, 640, 57, 803, 36, 239, 374, 431, 959 = 3979

    Fucking CAPTCHA is all i have to say about >>12182393
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)13:24 No.12182412
    rolled 7, 9, 10, 6, 9, 1, 10, 7, 1, 8, 4, 6, 3, 7, 9, 10, 2, 4, 6, 4 = 123

    >post is < 3, post is > 3...

    You know that we can just roll dice here, right? I mean, look at all these fucking d10's.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)13:27 No.12182422
         File1285176425.png-(127 KB, 500x500, jouranl27.png)
    127 KB

    except, in a far less post modern context, and shit ton more literal.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)13:30 No.12182441

    Rolling by post number seems controlled enough, esp when I know to use a 10 number generator.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)13:33 No.12182460
    rolled 2 = 2


    Wait. It says "A BRO APPEARS" in >>12180081. Not Carbine Bro, I hope?

    Also, slow /tg/ is slow.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)13:41 No.12182504
    come one, lets do this!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)13:44 No.12182531
    Do want to do this, but it seems interest is flaggin. For shame!

    >presence dadville
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)13:50 No.12182575
    Yes, but... it's */b/* shit. It is, and i very rarely use this word, "cancerous".

    At the very least, you roll. Noko+dice+1d10 in the email field :D
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)13:55 No.12182622
    Grainy you feel insecure about not having your trusty chainsaw.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)13:57 No.12182643
         File1285178233.png-(24 KB, 350x350, robutt.png)
    24 KB
    Please, no "/b/ shit" and all that in /tg/. It always turns into a runaway metafest over what goes in MY /tg/.

    ... but, yeah. Do want more zombies and hot FABULOUS protagonist.
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)14:00 No.12182667
    rolled 7 = 7

    Rollin sanity check
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:00 No.12182668
    Incidentally, i also hate "MY /tg/!", which is perhaps why i hardly ever use the c-word.

    But, i mean, look what it did to /v/. It's a screaming wasteland there now, whole threads devoted to "check my dubs, brah", pointing at strings of X's. We have DICE here, real, simulated dice...

    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)14:00 No.12182677
         File1285178447.png-(106 KB, 500x500, journal29.png)
    106 KB
    GRainy emerges from the dressing room as a dual knife wielding, ninja star throwing, pokemon training badass.

    At times shes able to crack games in untooled unassisted speedruns and in real life, this ability translates to being able to react lucidly to situations that have yet happened.

    Some might even call it extra sensory,
    But Rainy doesn't give a shit and expects all the terribad ass-playing noobs to play up to her level at all times.

    Anyways who the hell should we save now ? It seems like the 2nd floor is accessible....
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:05 No.12182714
    Hm. Seeing the house map picture, we should obviously go to floor 2 to meet Dr. Gimpmask!

    Or whatever he is. Looks like a luchadore or a 50's hockey goalie too.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)14:09 No.12182734
         File1285178966.png-(85 KB, 500x500, journal30.png)
    85 KB
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:09 No.12182737

    DUDE, totally compliment her on her choice of threads.
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)14:12 No.12182762
    rolled 7 + 17 = 24

    Looks like we are going to need to go on a grind-fest TO THE QUAD TO SPILL BLOOD AND EARN RUPEES!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:14 No.12182786
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:18 No.12182816
    Extra-sensory makes sense. How else would she find her way around with those bangs?
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)14:18 No.12182824
         File1285179535.png-(69 KB, 500x500, journal31.png)
    69 KB

    You totally try and do so-
    but she turns around and gives this teehee look before saying thanks

    You didnt even SAY anything yet. And now you probably wont, cause she gives off this feeling that she might rape you in your sleep.

    Not that it'd be rape at that point....
    >> dice2 09/22/10(Wed)14:20 No.12182833
    Welcome back!
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)14:22 No.12182847
    Quick Dom be the fumbling fool because of female giggling.
    >> ArC !r7LarkyRdI 09/22/10(Wed)14:30 No.12182902

    liking this
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)14:33 No.12182921
         File1285180403.png-(73 KB, 500x500, journal32.png)
    73 KB
    IN any case, you descend the stairs to the 2nd floor. Upon arrival you are faced with three of them. A surley fat fellow who you know to be the other bro's bro and 2 others you haven't met. The luchadore is not among these. You wonder if he's in this building at all.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)14:34 No.12182925

    SHIT read that too late. :<
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)14:36 No.12182943
    rolled 7, 1 = 8

    testing combat rollan
    >> ArC !r7LarkyRdI 09/22/10(Wed)14:36 No.12182946

    lame >3>

    are we capable of fucking some shit up?
    or would we feel better doing some recon's?
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)14:38 No.12182962
    Start the grind-fest while singing the war chant "I'm walking on sunshine"
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:42 No.12182993
    Waste the motherfuckers.
    >> ArC !r7LarkyRdI 09/22/10(Wed)14:43 No.12183001
    >Waste the motherfuckers.

    be sure to recycle tho.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:47 No.12183027
    Fuckin' organic materials, how do they work?!
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)14:47 No.12183033
         File1285181272.png-(103 KB, 500x500, Battle1.png)
    103 KB
    rolled 1, 4 = 5

    A battle screen opens, much to your groaning chagrin.
    It seems a game of chance is afoot however, a war chant will definitely boost morale here.

    The numbers denote the chance of success out of 10.
    Some attacks can attack multiple foes; like SWEEP or burst but will be toned down in success rate.

    Leaving a zombie alive and within range after your turn would be a BAD idea.

    Of course the OTHER option exists since this is in fact an open ended game of sorts.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:48 No.12183047
    compost them what ever
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:50 No.12183055
    We must undertake an epic quest to find our missing LuchaBro! And as with all great journeys, this one begins with gratuituous violence!

    Being the witless gentleman that he is, Dom should assume position in front rank and engage the enemy to protect his mysterious neighbour. She is a lady, afterall. Of some sort. Maybe.

    Don't you just hate it when captcha gives you eldritch signs to decipher, and then eats your post after it goes wrong?
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)14:50 No.12183056
    rolled 7, 9 = 16

    ignore that roll. Im retarded at this dice stuff.
    some might say I shouldn't even be rolling
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)14:50 No.12183060
    First Dom hit neariest z0mbee with a stun then Grainy use highiest crit chance attack.
    And be snazzy about it!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:51 No.12183067
    rolled 9, 6 = 15

    rainy needs to throw ninja star then sneak attack with the butterfly knife
    dom should try for a head shots
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:52 No.12183081

    Get the chick to ninja star them from a distance and get the dude to SMASH the first fucker that crosses the defensive line.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:53 No.12183083
    rolled 3, 2 = 5

    what dude?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:54 No.12183090
    Down, down-forward, forward, P! Use SMASH on closest zombie, Dom, while G_Rain should use her ninja stars on the other two, assuming both are in range.

    Are they retrievable, though?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:56 No.12183099
    rolled 5 = 5

    How do I rolled dice?

    This is silly entertaining, though, and nothing's even happened yet.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)14:58 No.12183114
    rolled 2, 2 = 4

    have grainy press up up down down b a
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)15:01 No.12183143
         File1285182105.png-(101 KB, 500x500, journal33.png)
    101 KB
    rolled 1, 10 = 11


    Rainy expends 2 throwing stars. Watch out, that stuff's dangerous !

    THe rolls might even count for something this time.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:02 No.12183149
    rolled 10, 2 = 12

    come one head shots
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:02 No.12183150
    Nonsense, dice are always glorious.

    Anyway, i must be off. Do carry on, my good storyteller.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:06 No.12183176
    Ninja stars are highly impractical for dealing with zombies. They create very small wounds.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:07 No.12183177
    rolled 6, 1 = 7

    Rollan 'n trollan~
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:13 No.12183218
    Can anyone teach me how to roll dice in TG?

    I do not wish to be forever ignorant.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)15:13 No.12183222
         File1285182827.png-(103 KB, 500x500, journal34.png)
    103 KB
    rolled 10 = 10

    The first star does so well that it cuts through the first rank and penetrates another zombie in the head ! NICE

    The other star doesnt do shit against the bro's jacket of fat.

    Dom steps up to the plate !

    Heads will roll ! As will DICE
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:16 No.12183237
    holy fuck...my idea actually bore fruit...

    Feels Epic man, feels DAMN EPIC.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:16 No.12183245
    rolled 4 = 4

    smash it now
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:17 No.12183257
    rolled 7 = 7

    It's all in the wrist!

    Also, smashan~
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:23 No.12183286
    rolled 4 = 4

    Kill the girl for faggy weaboon weapons.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:24 No.12183291
    rolled 1 = 1

    for some reason i picture her hammer to be like king dedede's
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:24 No.12183292

    Dude I just realized something....if she can throw ninja stars that far and hard to decapitate decomposing heads....how awesome would be at handjobs?
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)15:25 No.12183305
         File1285183552.png-(79 KB, 500x500, journal35.png)
    79 KB
    Hammer Slaying

    shit is an art.
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)15:25 No.12183306
    Save the rule 34 for a drawthread.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:27 No.12183318
    Ill remember that jester ;)



    *Strike a dynamic pose for additional points*
    >> Post-New Age !4zDAAqk0r6 09/22/10(Wed)15:33 No.12183361
    Bumping an awesome quest
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:35 No.12183376
    Hey, are you the same guy who was doing blackbox quest?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:35 No.12183381

    ... and then, loot! And more importantly, search for our mysterious Luchadore neighbour.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:36 No.12183392
    rolled 8 = 8

    no we need to go to the nerd he has a chainsaw
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)15:37 No.12183394
         File1285184221.png-(91 KB, 500x500, journal36.png)
    91 KB
    While Rainy is busy retrieving her stars...

    You are faced with a reinforced steel door. You dont remember this shit ever being installed. But then again, you dont visit this guy much either. The bastard even incorporated soundproofing on the damn thing.

    Theres even a welcome mat that is far from. You wonder why you even bothered with such an unwelcoming fello-

    oh right. He's a luchadore.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:38 No.12183402
    rolled 5 = 5

    fuck him head down to the nerd
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)15:38 No.12183404

    yes. Is my style that obvious ?
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)15:40 No.12183421
    Quickly Dom remember Steel door+sledgehammer= really loud knocking.
    And yell "AVON CALLING!" as you do this.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:41 No.12183436
    I recommend this song for the quest so far.

    Breaking Benjamin - Phobia 09 - Here We Are
    youtube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXB0secPc0I
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)15:42 No.12183443
    It is noticeable seeing how most artist here are drawing naked elves and space marines bishie boys kinda stick out.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:43 No.12183452


    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:43 No.12183456
    Knock loudly and demand him to come out and join you on a quest to defend the innocent, by the name of El Santo.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:43 No.12183458
    Fuck him. He can stand on his own. And he probably won't notice the undead for quite a while.

    Go save Poindexter and then peek outside to see if Carbine Bro's still here.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:44 No.12183462
    I agree with the avon guy
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:45 No.12183468
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:46 No.12183471
    Do not bother with the wrestler. At best he will be another mouth to feed that could have fed itself. At worst he will turn into ZOMBIE LUCHADOR.

    Then, humanity is fucked.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:47 No.12183476
    >Zombie Luchador


    Also, save Poindexter or Malachai or whoever the fuck he is.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:48 No.12183489
    A little- but honestly you should take that as a complement!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:49 No.12183509
    rolled 4 = 4

    look we want shiny glasses guy and carbine bro
    fuck probably serial killer

    >corania rules
    yeah it does
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:52 No.12183523
         File1285185135.jpg-(180 KB, 674x516, ohshi-cat.jpg)
    180 KB
    ... my god. The BBEG to end all campaigns has been born.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:54 No.12183544
    Fucker is probably wrestling zombies in there as we speak.

    Don't distract him or else HUMANITY IS DOOOOMED
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)15:59 No.12183584


    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)16:02 No.12183605
         File1285185724.png-(74 KB, 500x500, journal37.png)
    74 KB
    You both descend to the


    Be advised , endless streams of the dead, are possible here. But for now it seems you are faced with 5 of them.
    Pray that you brought a distraction, or even a painless suicide option. Your landlord on the floor definitely thought this through.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:03 No.12183616
    rolled 3 = 3

    take the new gun we're gonna need it
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:05 No.12183636
    Sincerely, FUCK THAT SHIT....go back upstairs and knock again or BANG HEAVILY on the Luchaores Door, five zombies is far too much to take on without another pal around.

    And honestly a wrestler might actually prove usual in situations where you need physical might, I mean does Dom or Rainy look like power houses?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:08 No.12183663
    rolled 6 = 6

    take gun
    go back to rainy's
    get the grenades
    back down
    kill zombies
    recruit glassese
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:08 No.12183666
    Use your shots sparingly, retreat to top of the stairs after the first Z's make it over the barricade and resume ranged engagement. Drop as many as possible before the fuckers get to close proximity.

    Could there be a fire alarm or something nearby? Hitting it might confuse the zombies, but then again, it also might attract every zombie on the block to your house.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:10 No.12183677
    FIND:Poindexter's Pad Relative to Here.

    Also, attack these zombies as they attempt to climb the barricade, then FALL BACK
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:11 No.12183685
    I like being reckless as much as the next guy, but I gotta say the author said that zombies in this quest are LETHAL in close combat, so I say get as many friends as possible to help out.

    That and those grenades do look nicer now.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)16:12 No.12183696
         File1285186363.png-(71 KB, 500x500, journal38.png)
    71 KB

    Your landlord wont need this Benelli anymore.
    Rainy takes the gun since she's better at shooters between the two of you. If that's any indication of gun skill, that is.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:14 No.12183708
    rolled 3 = 3

    is it a rifle or a shotgun?
    also go get the grenades
    >> noko+dice+3d10 Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)16:14 No.12183711
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)16:15 No.12183718
    rolled 8, 9, 10 = 27

    ugh ..

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:15 No.12183719
    Rainy:Step back, throw grenade.

    Dominic:Run around the corner like a bitch once you realize what rainy has done.
    >> Medic !!2XdZXXIUy+Y 09/22/10(Wed)16:16 No.12183737
    ...Did we ever come up with a name for luchabro?

    I suggest Chicago Ted.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:17 No.12183747
    rolled 4 = 4

    yeah his name is Punchy McRedshirt
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:19 No.12183769
    rolled 19 = 19

    Return to room for more panic supplies and CRICKET BAT. Try and contact luchadore and team up. Give him the SLEDGEHAMMER.

    Send him into the first floor and watch as he spins towards the zombie horde with mighty hammer.

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:20 No.12183780
         File1285186820.jpg-(43 KB, 350x348, elmuerte.jpg)
    43 KB
    Hmm. I suggest El Muerte.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:20 No.12183785

    OP completely fucking ignores everyone saying to get glasses, lol
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:22 No.12183801
    No Chicagoan would be stupid enough to do Mexican wrestling.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:22 No.12183806
    rolled 8 = 8

    >ignores saying go get glasses
    >characters go down to the first floor where glasses is
    lol wat?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:22 No.12183807
    OH MAN THAT SOUNDS RAD, hey hey mr Artist dude can we get this happening, this actually sounds pretty viable.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:31 No.12183899
    Looking at the floor plan, glasses lives on the wrong side of the barricade. 5 zombies need to be removed, subdued or bypassed before we can get to him.

    Now, how to do that, though... well, those grenades sound like a plan.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)16:31 No.12183906
         File1285187500.png-(124 KB, 500x500, journal39.png)
    124 KB
    rolled 8, 8, 9 = 25


    JESUS CHrist, it seems videogames DO teach you something. And that's learning how to get fucking combo kills ! However even with such a miraculous effort- 1 zombie manages to break through the line and is now upon Dominic.

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:32 No.12183914
    Check the windows. If possible, leave through your room or GRainy's room and have her lower you down to his window, then jimmy it open/knock on it/ bust it open and go in (with the hammer not your legs)
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:33 No.12183930
    Back away. Cheerleader/schoolgirl zombies are BAD NEWS. They always end up killing my AFMBE characters.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:34 No.12183943
    Assuming Dom isn't too distracted by zombie teetees, he should lay the thing out. They're trickling in controllably, thank god.

    My choice of attack would be smash, once again, since it has a reasonably high to-hit chance.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:34 No.12183945
    Kick the naked bitches legs out from underneath her and then while she is prone smash her head in with the HAMMER OF DOOM
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:34 No.12183949
    Idea on how to get the luchadore

    Seriously. Why leave a bro behind when you might need him to get through first floor?
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)16:35 No.12183958
    rolled 1, 8, 5 = 14


    this going in the idea bank.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:36 No.12183971
    rolled 10 = 10


    Zombie CQC is too deadly for an ART STUDENT. Besides, even if we didn't get bitten or torn to shreds, wrestling with zombietits could push GRainy into yandere territory.

    That's not a threat Dom could handle, not without an ALLY OF JUSTICE. Flee and return upstairs for the luchadore. Glasses will be fine for the moment, he should know better as a nerd to even attempt to leave his room.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)16:40 No.12184013
    rolled 3, 3, 9 = 15

    ignore this roll...........
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:41 No.12184026
    Agreed! The party dynamics are all wrong here, we have a leader character and a ranged/rogue character! A grappler/tank is a must for survival. Both Dom and GRainy should be well aware of this due to both naturally being acquintant with combat strategy through such fonts of knowledge as Final Fantasy Tactics and Disgaea.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:45 No.12184068
         File1285188350.jpg-(488 KB, 1664x1200, Kamen henshin.jpg)
    488 KB
    Out of curiosity...

    What does this luchadore's mask look like?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:49 No.12184110

    Mr Quest Master....I think we are in favour of returning to the Wrestler dude and getting him into the party...would that be possible after frying some evil zombie cheerleader chick?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:51 No.12184133
    >>12184068 has a picture of his mask. I can't quite tell whether he's a face or a heel...

    Still, fingers crossed Dom doesn't get a hickey from the cheerleader.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)16:55 No.12184181
         File1285188919.png-(151 KB, 500x500, journal40.png)
    151 KB
    rolled 8, 3, 8 = 19


    That was enough killing in one go- You decide to tactically withdraw for now. No sense giving this one an infintesimal chance of getting a bit on you until you at least have a hearty foundation of a COMBAT PARTY.

    You find yourself in front of the Luchadore's door step... at this point some ideas occur to you.

    >Rappel down from the above floors to get to his window.[risky]
    >Smash things till you get through. [noisy]
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:55 No.12184186
    Wrestler is gonna be useless--

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:56 No.12184202
    Make noise. It can't do much more damage than the shotgun and CARBINE BRO have already
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:57 No.12184217
    Check for a key under the mat.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:58 No.12184228

    Dude if he opens the door at least then we can get inside it and he can close it behind us.

    SLAM THE FUCKING DOOR AND GET HE THE HELL UP....probably slept through the whole thing so far.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:58 No.12184231
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:58 No.12184233
    IF the nerd dies because you fucks wanted to get the Spic, I'm going to murder all of you.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)16:59 No.12184244
         File1285189180.jpg-(90 KB, 960x720, vikingsc.jpg)
    90 KB

    Yeah right.
    >> Post-New Age !4zDAAqk0r6 09/22/10(Wed)17:00 No.12184248
    rolled 3 = 3

    Just knock
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:01 No.12184259
    If the nerd with all the best weapons dies it's his own damn fault

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:01 No.12184261
    This first then repel down to the window. It's going to be a hell of a lot easier than getting through a damn STEEL DOOR with a sledgehammer. Plus, it's a damn STEEL DOOR. Having that intact might come in handy later.

    Just wrap the sheets or rope we use to go down around a bed post so GRainy can let us down nice and slowly
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:01 No.12184267
    Going with >>12184202, too. It's better not to risk the streets.

    I wonder if El Unwelcomingo is actually just expecting for a suitable pinch during which to step in. Everyone knows dramatic effect comes first for the luchadore.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:05 No.12184316
    rolled 3 = 3

    grainy should go in she has the shotgun and she's psychic
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)17:05 No.12184318
         File1285189559.png-(72 KB, 500x500, journal41.png)
    72 KB
    rolled 5, 2, 8 = 15


    Oh ... hey.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:07 No.12184330

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:07 No.12184332
    Oh, damn. Now I feel stupid for not getting it earlier. "Volva" - wasn't that also "turn" or "turn around" or something like that?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:08 No.12184338
    rolled 2 = 2

    rainy holds action will shoot if it's bad in there
    dom opens door in a way that doesnt get in the way
    >> Kael !XznQFPlSXo 09/22/10(Wed)17:09 No.12184352

    we don't wanna get grappled to death.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:10 No.12184364
    Do not touch his mask. Ask if he's an evil or good luchador.
    >> Post-New Age !4zDAAqk0r6 09/22/10(Wed)17:11 No.12184371
    rolled 3 = 3

    He probably realizes that zombies won't think to look for a key.

    Also, don't forget to vote this up, guys.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:15 No.12184423

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:16 No.12184434
    You're putting a lot of faith in the cognitive abilities of a guy who does lucha libre...
    >> Kael !XznQFPlSXo 09/22/10(Wed)17:16 No.12184436
    regardlessly we don't know how paranoid he will be or how violently he will react. better save than grappled to death.
    >> Post-New Age !4zDAAqk0r6 09/22/10(Wed)17:17 No.12184445
    Fair enough.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)17:18 No.12184463
         File1285190335.png-(106 KB, 500x500, Journal42.png)
    106 KB
    Today is the fated day. The doctor gave his final word and condolences that your condition is nigh curable and imminnent death is to come.

    But to be fair, it was a good run, you quit your day job, explored the world and even became this sweet luchadore before the CANCER finally hindered your recent match.

    At that point you pretty much did away with your old name, since he died. But now you will leave this world as --

    oh... hey.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:21 No.12184504
    My, what a twist.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:22 No.12184512
    Will you not fight alongside us, for one final match before the grave?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:22 No.12184514
    no noose is good noose!
    >> Post-New Age !4zDAAqk0r6 09/22/10(Wed)17:22 No.12184516
    This is from the luchadore's POV, ¿verdád?
    >> Kael !XznQFPlSXo 09/22/10(Wed)17:23 No.12184528
    wait... so luchadore has cancer? he should be called... i dunno.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:23 No.12184530
    Si. He did this with the chick too.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)17:24 No.12184537

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:24 No.12184539
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:26 No.12184550

    ....aahh hey man? Listen, death...is bad, but pride is something that makes death kinda awesome...I mean killing yourself is kinda uncool...how would you like the chance...to really and I mean really show the world how awesome you are?

    Listen you dont need to like be a zero, come with me and be a hero.
    >> Post-New Age !4zDAAqk0r6 09/22/10(Wed)17:28 No.12184562
    Run at them and give them a hug.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:28 No.12184565
         File1285190907.jpg-(11 KB, 310x305, 1263966556806.jpg)
    11 KB

    Those zombies out there insulted Pancho Villa.

    Also Virgin Mary.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:31 No.12184602
         File1285191119.gif-(2.93 MB, 300x200, 1270536536921.gif)
    2.93 MB
    >Walk in
    >See Luchador about to suicide
    >Pic related
    >> Post-New Age !4zDAAqk0r6 09/22/10(Wed)17:32 No.12184606
    Alright, guys. I have to go to work. Keep this alive for me somehow!
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)17:32 No.12184608
         File1285191167.png-(67 KB, 500x500, Journal43.png)
    67 KB
    Just because she caught you ending yourself doesn't mean you can't be dignified in sharing your introductions and farewells to the one person that set foot into your apartment this month.

    You use your stage name and introduce yourself AS
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:33 No.12184614

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:34 No.12184624

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:35 No.12184636

    El Rana - The Frog, but more masculine instead of la.

    Signature move is the Leaping Death or something.
    >> Post-New Age !4zDAAqk0r6 09/22/10(Wed)17:35 No.12184638
    rolled 4 = 4


    El Taquito!

    in related news, you prolly want to make a Zombie Quest 2 at some point.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:36 No.12184649

    El Morte Viva, The Living DEATH
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)17:37 No.12184655
    No perder la esperanza amigo porque no hay una pelea más dejó sin terminar!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:37 No.12184658
    El Grande Muerto!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:38 No.12184680

    El Cangrejo
    >> Post-New Age !4zDAAqk0r6 09/22/10(Wed)17:40 No.12184699

    "No pirdes su esperanza, amigo, porque hay un pleito más para usted!"

    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)17:45 No.12184756
    A continuación, retire la cuerda y toma tu lugar a mi lado!
    >> Kael !XznQFPlSXo 09/22/10(Wed)17:45 No.12184761
    itd be pretty funny if it was Richard or something. but yeah i suck as spanish and luchador names.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:47 No.12184782
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/22/10(Wed)17:47 No.12184783
    But anyway here is a name.
    El sol invicto
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)17:54 No.12184857
         File1285192494.png-(118 KB, 500x500, Journal44.png)
    118 KB
    In so many words did the girl and her puny friend tell you to come down- but then you were told to look out the window.

    Dios Mio.

    There is no rest for

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)17:58 No.12184883
    rolled 2 = 2

    hand him hammer
    go get the cricket bat
    down stairs save glasses
    meet up with carbine dude
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)18:02 No.12184930

    We have our tank. Now we collect our twink wizard and we'll be shaping up to be a proper adventuring party.
    >> Rider !!Ylufk7p3Z1L 09/22/10(Wed)18:03 No.12184943
    This might be getting head of ourselves but if we are gonna try and meet up with carbine bro we should check the basement.. If the buildings in town are old enough there might be a boiler tunnel linking them together.

    I doubt we are that lucky but it would save us from having to run though infinite zombies with the potential for losing someone.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)18:03 No.12184945
         File1285193023.png-(91 KB, 500x500, journal45.png)
    91 KB
    He should probably get down from his

    And probably take a few inspirational mementos on the way.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)18:08 No.12185004

    Joo dud3 joo sho1d t0t4lly t4k3 ur f4v m4zkz w1th u.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/22/10(Wed)18:10 No.12185026
         File1285193447.png-(42 KB, 500x500, Journal46.png)
    42 KB
    End of Part 1. And a start of a new thread in about 5-6 hours.

    THanks for playing everyone ! I have a lot to work with.
    But keep posting this ideas since I'll be putting them in the bank.

    Now time to do homework.........
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)18:20 No.12185115

    Dude...epic quest , someone make sure to archive this ;)
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)19:01 No.12185483
    I love this quest...

    ...so much
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)19:44 No.12185943
    rolled 9 = 9

    How do we vote this up for archiving?

    Delete Post [File Only]
    Style [Yotsuba | Yotsuba B | Futaba | Burichan]