You are supposed to start the thread with the lighter shade shade of blue in the picture.

>>12207026
>caring about a shade of blue
derp

Kill Barack Obama

Do we have a family?

>>12207054
Death is too busy with his day job to meet a nice girl.

>>12207039
Death doesn't see that person here.

What do we have?

> i

>>12207129
Death's inventory consists of: Scythe, Cloak of Really Dark Darkness, Work Note.

>>12207103
Where is our home?

>>12207162
read work note. use scythe on cloak to make us a neat bermuda cloak, for added mobility and ventilation.

>>12207162
>read Work Note

>>12207162
>work note

Oh you delightul cad.

We should go to a bar, and have a spirit whyskey. After a hard day or reaping, we deserve it.

>>12207192
>>12207205
Death reads Work Note. Seems pretty important. Death avoids cutting up company equipment.

(Goddomit captcha.)

>>12207180
Death lives in a delightful 2-up 2-down in the city. It makes him happy to think about.

>>12207243
Work Note smells of Plot!

Obviously we should go meet Mr. i then

>>12207297
most assuredly

Stick note in pelvic bone!

>>12207297
>>12207304
Death heads to the Department of Expiration then!

<Travelling Music>

...Was the Reception Desk always that tall and foreboding?

>>12207348
>Ring service bell

>>12207317
Death feels naughty!

>>12207281
>company equipment.

So who do we work for? Are we one amongst many, or azrael itself? Are we hungry?

>>12207348
Ring service bell. If this fails to provoke any instant reaction grab a seat and wait a bit.

>>12207357
>>12207386
Death rings the bell! It makes a tinkly note. There's no immediate response but he can hear shuffling behind the gigantic desk.

>So who do we work for? Are we one amongst many, or azrael itself? Are we hungry?
Death works for the Department of Expiration! He doesn't know how many people are under its employ, but he presumes quite a few.

Death is not particularly hungry right now.

>>12207432
>Wait patiently for receptionist.

Suddenly there is a response! The Giant Reception Bell demands to know why you were touching her child.

>>12207496
Show her the note.

>>12207496
Apologize and tell her we didn't know it was "Bring your spawn to work day".

>>12207510
>Apologize and tell her we didn't know it was "Bring your spawn to work day".
The Giant Reception Bell scoffs!

>>12207504
>Show her the note.
Death isn't sure that's a good idea, but does it anyway. He waves his pelvis out from under his Cloak of Really Dark Darkness, note and all.

>>12207565
Ask to see Mr.i

>>12207589
Giant Reception Bell seems too shocked with your flagrant bone exposure to complete your request.

>>12207658
Goddammit.

>>12207658
Remove note from pelvic bone, then ask again. Then, put note in a safer place, like our eye socket.

And before we can do much else the entire desk whizzes down in to the floor. Death is sure she was just jealous of his hips.

>>12207702
Look in the hole

>>12207720
>Look in the hole
Death sees no hole, just a seem!

Death looks around the Reception Area.

>>12207796

give foot-man a brofist and tell and ask him whats new.

>>12207819
Second

GUys, guys! Where do this pics come from?

>tell and ask him whats new.

. . . . . .

>>12207819
>Brofit
EXTREME BROFISTING ACTION. Death has Brofist+1!

The mysterious foot person takes it rather seriously.

>>12207874
Read that note on the wall.

>>12207906
Whoops. Meant to quote.
>>12207796

WHERE DO THE AWESOME PICS COME FROM?

>>12207919
Maybe the OP is drawing them? Just a guess.

>>12207919
It's a Drawfaggin' quest. Ain't had one of these in a while.

OP I like you art, has lots of character to it. I applaud your effort to better our days by offering up your talents in quest format.

Carry on

>>12207938
>>12207934
Drawing them using what? I have tried to replicate that type of art and failed. Scanning and airbrushing pencil scans is beyond me. Can the OP offer a tutorial?

>>12207961
Drawing Tablet do you know it?
>>12207905
Ask him about current events in the world(?)

Death introduces himself, and asks the obvious question of where Mr. i is.

The foot person replies that he is named Eloss and that he doesn't know who that is. He's been waiting here for some time. He's had a funny look on his face since the brofist.

>>12207972
Become slightly creeped out.Also, read note on wall.

>>12207972
Walk backward...slowly. That face is creepy.

OP can you please give us a hint on how you learnt to draw like that? Your style is distinctive.

>>12207972
potential use as a reaction face, saved

What the hell is a "Bermuda Cloak"?

<Death's POV>

Eloss asks why Death is backing up.

>>12208011
>>12207961
(I'm actually a UIfag, not an Artfag, this is probably the first time I've drawn in about six months. Thought a Quest thread might be fun to break tablet in with.)

>>12208069
INITIATE PANIC!

>>12208069
Look around the room to see who else is there.

>>12208069
What's a Ulfag?

>>12208098
I picture a fabulously dressed Viking.

>>12208069
Did we somehow kill him with the Brofist? Also, politely say that you're looking for a drinking fountain or a vending machine, and check around the rest of the office.

>>12208088
>Look around the room to see who else is there.
Death turns to look around the room. The rest of the room is quiet though. Death doesn't feel too good now.

>>12208146
Uh, who does that giant eye belong to?

>>12208157
Eloss.

>>12208146
AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.

>>12208146
Loom over him cartoon style until he backs the fuck off.

>>12208195
Oh. KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!

>>12208198
Loom over who?

Death feels better.

>>12208237
Read that note there on the wall.

>>12208237
Oh for fu. This dimension is mad. Do we have any friends? That we can call?

>>12208237
Either death has a split personality or he is tripping balls. Anywho, read note on wall.
>grackil xdmp:get
What the fuck captcha?

>>12208237
Man, that looks like a comfy chair. Also, how could we not say hello to the moon? Say hello to the moon when we go back outside.

>>12208244
>>12208262
>Read the note
Death reads the paper stuck to the wall! Looks like someone rubbed out the top-most item and wrote over it.

>>12208252
>Do we have any friends? That we can call?
Death resents the implications that he has no social life outside of work! Death doesn't have any means to call anyone. Unless his Scythe was also a phone, that might be rad.

>>12208292
What does 1 mean? The people on a floor? Can we go to the 2nd floor?
Also better make some friend Death or find some internet life.

>>12208299
It means that Death is first on the reaper shift, I think.

>>12208292
Look back to see if the receptionist has returned with a professional demeanor and is actually ready to help you instead of checking out your junk. If she's not look for stairs or an elevator, after all the boss should work on the top floor if he's number one right?

>>12208292
Onwards, to the second floor!

>>12208292
This obviously means that "you" the person reading it will show up on the note since it is a supernatural thing. Your obviously employee of the month! Gloat with joy and frolic through the building.

This is the most adorable quest ever.

>>12208299
Both of these.

>>12208299
We should make friends with the Moon. He's black, so he's cool, but we'll have to talk like Samuel L. Jackson to make friends.

>>12208322
Do this!

>>12208340
seconded but I just want a picture of Death frolicking.

>>12208299
>>12208304
Death isn't that silly! He knows those numbers are for the floors!

>>12208309
Death looks back and checks the rest of the Reception Room.

>>12208391
open random door and see what comes of it

>>12208391
Roll for SAN?

go through the sideways door

>>12208322
>>12208373
Death thinks he's Number One! He skips AND poses.

>>12208445
Holy shit that's adorable.

>>12208445
Dawww meter's breaking.
>>12208391
Do we know which door lead to the 2nd floor?

>>12208402
>>12208410
BUT
THEY ARE
ALL
SIDEWAYS

>>12208541
Turn yourself sideways.

Death wakes up from hitting himself on the noggin with the door.

>>12208541
The third door away from you. Also you have to enter it like a total bad ass.

>>12208586
take a look around

>>12208586
So was this a dream?

>>12208592
Yeah, like a cloak-flipping cool motherfucker.

>>12208592
We ARE death. Therefore,we enter LIKE A BOSS.

>>12208612
Death peeks inside.

>>12208592
>>12208649
>>12208650
Death disregards looking and leaps inside like the baller that he is. He flexes his stuff and pulls off his manliest pose once he lands.

Shame it's so dark.

>>12208670
Use your emergency back up doomed souls as a light source

>>12208680
No way man, those doomed souls are our only friends. Turn your cloak inside out, maybe it's reversible.

>>12208670
And Death said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!'.

>>12208670
Try to find a light switch in the darkness. Careful not to touch someone or something that isn't the switch.

>>12208688
>>12208680
Death doesn't want to get fired!

>>12208689
>And Death said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!'.
Death pulls himself together and yells out!

>>12208741
Did it work?

Kill the darkness. That should provide light.

>>12208755
I was trying to figure that out I think death became glow in the dark. So does death know who's office this is anyway?

>>12208760
THIS!

I'm torn between just saying "Kill the darkness" or the potentially hilarity of accidental murder by saying "Use Scythe on the darkness".

Kill darkness with scythe.

>>12208741
cast magic missile at the darkness

Expensive Leather Chair's Behind yells at Death to not yell in his office!

>>12208775
He got a chair that mean he must be high ranking. Is he Mr.I?

>>12208775
Make angry face at expensive leather chair.

>>12208775
Stand at attention.

>>12208775
Sit on the chair and show it whos boss.

>>12208794
Although it's a terrible idea I second it. Ignore anyone else sitting in the chair already. If they protest claim you didn't notice. After all death has neither ears nor eyes.

>>12208794
>>12208808
Death starts to sneak up to the chair without answering. It suddenly turns around. It has someone in it! With Manly Stubble and an Eyepatch!

"How dare you ignore... YOUR FATHER!"

(Be sure to check full image for full Stubble Glory.)

>>12208830
OH DEAR GOD. Hey Dad. Did you call me?

>>12208830
I was just testing if you were prepared for a surprise attack!

>>12208830
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Oh hi dad," Death says with a trollface.

>>12208830
Stubble AND an eyepatch!? Our bossness cannot possibly hope to match his.

>>12208830
I cannot unsee

>>12208848
>>12208841
>>12208839
Death's Father doesn't respond to Death's stuttering. Instead he swivels left and right in his chair.

>>12208864
Stop that. Did you call me. (LIKE A BAWS)

>>12208864
Ask where Mr.i is.

How much longer should I stay up? This is pretty interesting but I have to go sleep!

If I go sleep, can I hope that someone will archive this somewhere? Where would that be?

>>12208864
Also, your receptionist sort of retracted into the floor. You might want to get that checked out.

>>12208874
Don't be silly thats obviously Mr. I.

>>12208890
Unless it's a DOPPLEGANGER!

>>12208872
>Stop that. Did you call me. (LIKE A BAWS)
Death's Father interrupts Death half way through and yells loudly.

"ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'M DEATH."

>>12208912
Oh, great. Our father has the maturity of a twelve-year-old.

>>12208912
What. Fine. Write it on paper failing that YELL BACK AT HIM.
Or just show him the note we got (This time remove them from our pelvis)

>>12208912
I'll admit, I LOL'd. Show him the note. Wait a minute, how did he hear us yell?

>>12208912
I laughed at that more than I should have.

We should reply in international sighn language. Or better yet, in pantomime.

>>12208930
>>12208926
Death shows his Father the note.

Not a muscle on Death's Father's face moves.

>>12208981
I see what you did there.

>>12208981
Show him the words on the note.

>>12208981
But he doesn't HAVE any muscles... Whatever. Pull the note out of our pelvis, open it up, and show it to dear ol' Dad.

>>12208930
>Wait a minute, how did he hear us yell

Its obvious the manly stuble senses vibrations like a spider

>>12208981

and ask where mom is

>>12208981
They are skeletons, they don't have muscles!

>>12208998
>>12208992
>Show the note
Death does just that.

>>12209065
Aaaand?

>>12209077
sage? whatthefuckamIseeing.jpeg

TempDM? Is that you?

Archived

Death's Father says he doesn't see any note. He tells Death to run along and play with the rest of the kids.

Death feels small suddenly. The room is smoky.

>>12209134
Pull out our scythe, demand our right to work!

>>12209134
Um, I guess we should go then. Did Death eat any funny mushrooms recently?

Death is ushered in to another room by his Father. Eloss is here. Another person is here. This room is not smoky.

Death does not like it here.

>>12209196
Greet the other person. He looks... interesting.

>>12208981
>>12209205
Check em

>>12209196

Brofist the other guy.

>>12209204
>Greet
She introduces herself as Reddips. She seems polite enough.

>>12209281
Ask the two of them why they are in this room. It seems boring in here.

>>12209293
>Ask
Reddips says they're there because their parents are having a party. We can't play. So we're stuck in this room.

>>12209319
So why not have a party of our own?

>>12209332
There doesn't seem to be much to party with though. All Death really sees are a spare table with party pieces on.

>>12209348
Examine the table.

>>12209348

What are the party pieces?

Become one with the scythe, through it can we achieve dominion over the fools who would exclude us from the party.

>>12209375
>>12209380
Death can't see over the table edge!

>>12209412
get a chair!

>>12209412
Stand on the big toe of Eloss.

Think I'm going to call it for today, there's already like 2 or 3 other quests going and don't want the board to get spammed up once this has to move to a 2nd thread. Plus my hand is cramped as fuck.

Interest in Part II this weekend (with some actual goals)?

Is there any way out? Any shaft? Airduct? Demonic Portal? Also talk to Reddips and Eloss. Death need friend or else he'll end up browsing the internet 21 minute pass midnight.

>>12209510
Oh god, yes. I created a trip specifically for this thread.

>>12209510
Yeees. More reaction image. Also DOES DEATH HAVE A MOM?

>>12209510
Yes.

Aww. Now I'm going to be bored to death.

>>12209510
Sounds good. Nice art style btw.

Climb on the other people

>>12209556
>>12209557
>>12209545
>>12209532
>>12209525
Death thanks you for the support! Will be around the same time either Saturday or Sunday!

>>12209510
Fuck yes, man, and thank you for this nice piece of escapism. Fucking keep it up!

>>12209582
Thanks

>>12209582
Dawwwww.

>>12209582
OP, thanks. You have maid my night.

>>12209633

OP you twat there's already a quest named Death Quest on sup/tg/. Started within the last week too. Way to do a simple fucking tag check before starting so people don't get confused.