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    15 KB Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)11:56 No.12219097  
    So I'm going to enter a 3.5 campaign as an Awakened housecat.

    Any suggestions?

    in b4 kill commoners
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)11:58 No.12219110
    play with yarn
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)11:59 No.12219119
    take levels in wizard. laugh at their tears.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)11:59 No.12219124
    Make this face all the time. :3
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:00 No.12219128
    Kitty lasorz. Psychic kitty lasorz.

    On a slightly more serious note, you won't be able to use most magic items so ask your DM if you can "buy" magic gear in tattoo form.
    >> captain 09/25/10(Sat)12:00 No.12219130
    Communicate through meowing. ONLY MEOWING

    (bonus points if you roll to see if your meows are successful all the time)
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:01 No.12219134
    Be a wizard or a psion.

    Either or, really. The idea of a floating telekinetic cat is amusing, but wizard's probably your best option.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:01 No.12219135
    make sure to scratch the area surrounding your food if you're gonna save it.
    >> Lord Highlander !Jn4nSo5Ty6 09/25/10(Sat)12:01 No.12219138
    What class are you going as?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:02 No.12219139
    Nah. Take levels in Fighter. Laugh as your Armored Assault Cat takes all the necessary feats to kick ass with a sword, despite lacking opposable thumbs.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:02 No.12219140
    Rogue/Assassin or maybe Ninja.

    Or full the lols, Wizard with a cat familiar.

    Even better, Druid with a dire rate companion, that you ride on it's head. Declare yourself lord master of the rats and that any uprisings will be punished by Om Nom Nom.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:02 No.12219141
    Never fight. Attack other players when they try to pet you or pick you up.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:03 No.12219147
    Max out you Charisma and take Rogue or Bard. Get a local kid to buy you a pair of boots.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:04 No.12219151
    Your class is important. Awakened animals often have low mental ability scores. What were you thinking about going for?

    Something like Wizard or Psion or alternatively something like Rogue or Swordsage may be your best bet.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:04 No.12219152

    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:04 No.12219153
    Housecat druid. Animal companion is a slightly less brilliant housecat. Only uses cat-themed shapeshifts - tigers, sabertooths and so on. Insists on buffing Cat's Grace on everyone. All of his healing spells involve licking the wounds.
    Whenever your race gets you in trouble, blame people being racist vs druids and ignore the being a housecat thing completely.
    >> Alpharius 09/25/10(Sat)12:06 No.12219162
    Be a wizard. Ride around on the shoulder of some random schmo wearing a robe and a pointy hat.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:06 No.12219163
    Well, you have wisdom bonus, so I suggest a druid or a cleric.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:08 No.12219174
    I am going to also say be a druid/wizard with a cat animal companion/familiar.

    Act like a mobster and treat the other cat like your woman.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:08 No.12219176
    Go Wizard, charm a random peasant girl into being your witch familiar.

    Alternatively, any class that can get accedd to Polymorph or Alter Self. Pretend you're a human, but drop that guise whenever it's convenient.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:09 No.12219178
    Wizard cat with a human familiar

    Laugh at the face of the BBEG when he realizes he spent all his high level spells on the wrong guy
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:10 No.12219185

    Vow of Poverty catdruid
    >> Lord Highlander !Jn4nSo5Ty6 09/25/10(Sat)12:11 No.12219187
    that sounds good.

    I did that, except with squirrels instead.

    Magic missle actually looked like I was shooting acorns at people.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:11 No.12219188
    Go Druid with Dire Man companion
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:12 No.12219194
    Great minds think alike. I'm so doing that in our next DND session, wheneverthehellthatis.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:12 No.12219198
    be the Amazing Maurice with his animal familiars the educated rodents.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:14 No.12219214
    But how will you put on your Wizard hat and robe without hands?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:14 No.12219215
    >Dire Man

    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:14 No.12219219
    Wait so...

    What exactly would a dire human be like? I shudder to think...

    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:15 No.12219222
    Wizard with cat familiar.

    During fights, just hump your familiar while your party is dying.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:16 No.12219234
    Like a normal human but big, angry and spiky.

    One of many pieces of win in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:17 No.12219235
    >Dire Man
    I've powergamed my ass out, breaking universes and settings, pissed off DMs and fellow number-crunchers, and built rules-convoluting impossible characters.

    This, however, is crossing the line.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:17 No.12219237
    Actually, it depends on their orientation. Dire gays and lesbians are powerful, but overly so.

    You have to watch out for Dire Straights, though.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:18 No.12219240
    >Dire Straights
    i lol'd
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:18 No.12219244
    housecat wizard/druid into arcane hierophant.
    Have you animal companion/familiar be a tiger, use it as a mount
    So you are an intelligent cat who rides on another larger intelligent cat
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:19 No.12219246
    >awakened housecat
    You've be the nightmare of every 1st level wizard.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:19 No.12219249
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    Spanish accent is a must.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:21 No.12219264
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    Are there any sorts of Alchemist classes in D&D?

    Be a cat who makes potions that turns people into cats.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:22 No.12219268
    Arcane Hierophant is pretty bad though.

    Would suggest either just Druid or just Wizard.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:22 No.12219269
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:24 No.12219283
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    Play a Frey
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:24 No.12219292
    It may not be mechanically effective, but a cat *monk* could be pretty cool. Vow of poverty, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:27 No.12219307
    Yeah, and then you fuck 'em.

    Just be a sex-crazed cat.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:27 No.12219308
    cat ranger

    try explaining how the bow holds to your paws
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:28 No.12219316

    Say that you accidentally infected yourself with a permanent-Heat potion.
    >> Lord Highlander !Jn4nSo5Ty6 09/25/10(Sat)12:29 No.12219321
    not in your paws. Mount a crossbow to your back, and have it auto-reload.

    Then just point, and pull a latch to have it fire.
    -8 to those without a weapon proficiency (exotic crossbow)
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:30 No.12219324
    Whenever you head to town and the party is hitting on tavern wenches, you're out trying to find some desperate alley cats.

    Bonus points if your party comes in to wake you up for the day and you're just in a bed surrounded in satisfied female cats.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:30 No.12219328

    without a doubt
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:32 No.12219343
    Awakened Housecat Psion.

    Telepathic floating kitty... WITH MIND BULLETS!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:32 No.12219352
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    Be this motherfucker, a noir detective cat. I suppose be a rogue or ranger, picking up clues and putting things together, try and be the smartest thing in the party. Though here's the kicker, no one can understand you, so situations such as "Lookout, that guy is actually the murderer!" they just think you're being an annoying cat.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:33 No.12219357
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    Psion Kinetecist cat.


    Binder(tom) Cat.


    Totemist Cat.


    if i should go for arcanists... I would suggest a WUJEN cat, with the spell that would allow him to get colossal size on high levels. (because... it's awesome and it's a wujen only spell)
    >> The Harlequin Rose 09/25/10(Sat)12:33 No.12219362
    Be a sorcerer, not a wizard, easier to cast spells.
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)12:34 No.12219364
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    cat artificer?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:35 No.12219375
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    We have a winner, a sorcerer cat....makes the most sense with the least fuss
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:37 No.12219388
    Cat sex doesn't work that way.
    >> The Harlequin Rose 09/25/10(Sat)12:37 No.12219389

    We can just assume that a dragon fucked the cats ancestor. The cat became awakened when some wizard tried to use the familiar ritual on the cat and it somehow mixed weird with the cat's dragon blood.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:37 No.12219390
    Catificer. All his artifacts are in fact catifacts. Because they are made of cats.
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)12:40 No.12219406
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    I like the way you think.......
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:41 No.12219414
    It's better to attach four slices of toast to the cat's feet.
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)12:41 No.12219419
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    like this?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:42 No.12219422
    Artifisher. All of his artifacts are made of fish bones from fish he ate.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:42 No.12219427
    Be a bard, with the bells on your collar as your instrument, and a whip as your weapon. Combat is your running around playing with a piece of string, your playful frolicking lashing the enemies across the face and shins, and the sight of your carefree joy inspiring courage in your allies.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:47 No.12219468
    War mage.
    Or Warlock; your background is that you were the Familiar of a Wizard who made a Deal with a demon, due to your cat nature, when the Demon came to take his pay and ate your masters soul and you, lazily batted at the demons testicles because they were hanging there, you were enfused with demonic energy, this resulted in your awakening.
    Bonuses if you use your Eldrich blast as a lazer from your Paws.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:49 No.12219483
    Cat Necromancer.
    Because Lich Cat.
    And because A cat with an amy of Zombie Rats.
    Bonuses if you use the Emetherial swarm from MM3 (1D6 Str damage a turn, low HD.) and/or get levels in some sort of 'swarm master' class.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:49 No.12219489
    I made u a artifact but I ated it.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:55 No.12219525
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    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)12:56 No.12219541
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    im not familiar with psionic rules tho
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:57 No.12219549
    Catbard with "Voice" as instrument. Duh.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:58 No.12219551
    play rogue.... seriously... how could you not?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)12:59 No.12219566
    I have not laughed this much in any thread since 2006.
    I am glad to see the cancer has ignored traditional games.
    Keep up the good work guys
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)13:01 No.12219581
    What book has the rules for Awakened characters?
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)13:03 No.12219605
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    good question
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)13:06 No.12219637
    Open PHB to Druid spell "Awaken Animal".
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)13:06 No.12219647
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)13:07 No.12219648
    The one that has the spell Awaken X.
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)13:23 No.12219801
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)13:27 No.12219847
    2e character concept:
    The apprentice of a high-level wizard, killed and Reincarnated as a housecat, possibly by the BBEG.
    He's knowledgable, but low enough on Con and cash that he's not willing to risk the System Shock roll for a Polyspell until he's reasonably assured of it working.
    That said, he's a studious little bastard and has been quietly researching new arcane formulae whose primary component is "mao".
    He carries a collection of catnip mice and claims that they are spellbooks: their exotic scents and carefully spaced bite/claw patterns reveal his spells as he "meditates" upon them (Read: gets higher than a motherfucker inside his tent). He has also been known to use Quipu strings for the same purpose.

    Current spells include Burning Hands (Or rather, a fire breath weapon, effectively), Feather fall and Hold Portal (Verbal only, btw), Light & Ventriloquism (VM only), and Read Magic - not that it does much good. He's researching new somatic components as well, because it's duecedly hard to stand on his hind legs and bat at the air in an adorable fashion for 10 seconds trying to get his spells off.
    Other than the quipus, however, writing is also something of a bitch - and most of his stenographers have had to be fired fairly rapidly.

    I'm a notoriously harsh DM, and I think this sounds like a hilarious idea.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)13:30 No.12219878
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    I await for your stories about attempt to cross the river.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)13:31 No.12219881
    >burning hands
    >breath weapon
    >not burning paws
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)14:12 No.12220306
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    I present the Dire Man.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)14:20 No.12220385
    Hmm. I'm thinking Neutral Evil Enchanter, major focus on Charm Person, Dominate, etc, eventually progressing to the fun stuff like Mindrape.

    "Owner"/Familiar/Charmed Human/Pack Animal to haul gear (Others see as just some crazy cat lover)

    Scratching post as spellbook

    A bit of a narcissist and megalomaniac, overarching goal to perpetuate felines as the master race.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)14:26 No.12220426
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    Ask the dm for that savage species item that could give opposed finger to natural weapons. "human globes" i think was their name. Then you only need a rapier, two boots and a hat.

    make it a bard specialized in bluff and diplomacy.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)14:39 No.12220544
    Just remember you're sitting on... 2½ magical beast HD, I think, by RAW. However the hell that's supposed to work. It seems the half HD is just for HP, though. Whatever. So you're sitting on three (or two and a half) d10s of HP, 3 BAB, good Fort and Reflex saves, darkvision and shit for skills. Caster might not be all that nice.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)15:09 No.12220801
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    Go rogue. Cats must have insane stealth bonuses due to size.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)15:17 No.12220866
    A dread necromancer cat.

    Oh god....
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)15:25 No.12220931
    +4 Dex adjustment, +4 racial bonus to Hide and Move Silently, +8 bonus to Hide from size. Plus they have them as class skills. And there's another +4 to Hide in tall grass or heavy undergrowth. So that's +6 Move Silently and +14 Hide... Before skill ranks. Oh, and they get a +8 racial bonus to Jump checks, to boot.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)15:27 No.12220955
    Grimalkin Spellthief with a hat of disguise.
    Use Empathy, the hat, and the shapeshifting to look like a caster's familiar, then eat up all their spell slots and laugh.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)15:29 No.12220976
    Cast Hold Portal on doors and then scratch and meow at them insistently until the humans go insane.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)15:37 No.12221070
    pathfinder has the Alchemist base class in the Advanced Player's Guide
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)15:37 No.12221076
    Wizard kitty, with mousey familiar.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)15:38 No.12221089
    Where do you find the rules for making an awakened animal?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)15:41 No.12221132
    the rules are with the awakened x spells
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)15:44 No.12221150
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    Game mechanics aside, things can get pretty hilarious more than once with a housecat as a character.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)15:50 No.12221229
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    >> Scarecrow !!h+wqocKqMmA 09/25/10(Sat)15:52 No.12221255
    Multiclass Sorcerer/Rogue. It's epic win.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)15:57 No.12221300
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    On top of that, if I recall right a very small size makes flanking/moving through occupied space somewhat easier also.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 09/25/10(Sat)16:15 No.12221492
    ITT: We post LOLcats and interpret them as D&D characters.

    I approve. Man, oh, man do I approve.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)16:16 No.12221503
    Except cats get -4 cha
    >> Cerebrate Anon 09/25/10(Sat)16:22 No.12221553
    Female cats get -4 Cha and -4 Str, then?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)16:35 No.12221683
    Cat paladin/cleric. For the kitty god!
    >> dashingbastard !!0PxYt9K4wBl 09/25/10(Sat)16:36 No.12221700
    String for the String God! Yarn for the Yarn Throne!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)16:40 No.12221733

    >cat paladin

    This, but your LG system of morality is felinocentric, and does not extend to humans.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)16:59 No.12221903
    Ceiling Cat
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)17:08 No.12221973
    -4+1d3, but yes.

    Don't remember about that, but they have 0' reach, so you have to get into the enemy's space to attack them in melee. Fortunately, if you're going melee, you'll have Tumble.

    Speaking of which, ToB cat is awesome. Swordsage, get dex to damage, 2d6 sneak attack, teleportation and a number of other self-buffs and abilities. Tiger Claw maneuvers would be rather fitting, obviously. Or if you want, you could throw fire at people.

    Warblade cats would be pretty manly, but not as crazy, I think.
    >> dashingbastard !!0PxYt9K4wBl 09/25/10(Sat)17:11 No.12222011
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    Monk/Paladin cat.
    I see no alternatives now.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)17:37 No.12222273
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    This thread is amazing.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)19:59 No.12223658
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    Monk would be hilarious, and effective.

    Visual this, with your BBEG as the dog.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)20:06 No.12223754
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    If you feel like sillyness for a monk, get psionic ability and the Up The Walls feat, so you can just prince of persia.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)20:29 No.12223987
    I'm stealing the kitty rogue idea for my next game.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)20:31 No.12224010
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)20:39 No.12224089
    We managed to use both the wishes in a ring of wishing before anyone realised what it was, the thief of the party had said "I wish he'd stay like that" after a trap turned me into a cat. I was a neutral and evil mage, tydell, who had generally been screwing the party.

    The end result is that much later I had a chest with a catflap in the side; with a portable hole; the chest was set up so that when it opened (presuming traps disabled) it had 3 layers of trays to sell potions from, if you went in the catflap, it was a 10x10 alchemy lab, where I brewed potions and researched spells, and sadly had built a golem without considering how I'd get him out; the GM ruling that when I paid to have the chest made, the hole was permamently sealed. I did however, reduce person a dwarf and have him build me a ballista.

    There were some fun moments of the party fighter using the chest as a gun; but mostly it was amusing rolling around as a cat leveling as thief until I could get feats to remove the need for speaking. got a ring of telekeniss at one point and would fly around, hurling insults with telepathy. Good times.

    Killed like, 40 people who called me tiddles instead of tydell
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)20:49 No.12224195
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    rolled 8, 13 = 21

    This is your paladin!

    >houglech salesman

    Can I interest you in some houglech?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)20:56 No.12224246
    1.Be wizard.
    2.Cast polymorph self.
    3.Become longcat.
    >Translated wingand
    Indeed, captcha. Indeed.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)21:13 No.12224397
    >> dashingbastard !!0PxYt9K4wBl 09/25/10(Sat)21:25 No.12224495
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    Dwarfcats acquired.
    Wiki "munchkin cat" and be amazed.
    Gentlemen, meet the dorfcat.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)21:30 No.12224530
    Ohgod.. I must try this at one point or another..
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)21:32 No.12224545
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    Manul was here. Munchkins are smalltime.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)21:36 No.12224580
    Character concept for pathfinder:
    Awakened parrot sorcerer with leadership.
    Cohort is a pirate (rogue or something similar) who pretends he's a wizard who happens to be exceptionally good at a large number of skills.
    Take Arcane bloodline, gain (sexy female) parrot familiar.
    Have pirate talk to parrot all the time like a crazy person.
    When asked why he has two parrots: "Arrr, well ye know how it be with parrots, never can have just one.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)21:39 No.12224599
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    I believe double parrot would look more like this
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)21:40 No.12224616
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    Paladin/rogue/grey guard.

    "I am justice. I am the night. I... am... BATCAT!"
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)21:45 No.12224661
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    this picture is doubly appropriate for this thread
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    rolled 5, 16 = 21

    Bonus to hide.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)21:51 No.12224747
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)21:53 No.12224768
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    That cat ain't got nothing against my spot checks.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)21:54 No.12224771
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    Goddamnit, but it's related.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)21:57 No.12224798
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:01 No.12224836
    Wizard kitteh w/ mouse familiar!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:01 No.12224843
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    >this entire thread
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:05 No.12224881
    party of housecats

    >>12219097 cleric of bast
    >>12221150 wizard
    >>12223658 monk
    >>12224616 paladin/greyguard
    >>12224714 fighter
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:07 No.12224901
    wizard kitty is commanding mousey familiar to give him a massage
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:07 No.12224903
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:08 No.12224909

    That is one regal fucking cat.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:09 No.12224917
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    Favored Soul, Ranger (favored enemy vermin), be a siege engineer, somehow get into the charlatan PrC, argue your way into dwarven defender, be a communist, whenever you use catnip see everyone with saberteeth
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:10 No.12224935
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    Are you a bad enough cat to save the princess?
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:13 No.12224953
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    Im glad this thread is still alive.......just got a text that I will be in a new gaming group for DnD and im seriously thinking about taking an awakened animal, namely a cat, so lets go over character creation
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:16 No.12224985

    First step is DM approval.

    Secondly, be aware you will have to start at first level with 2 Magical Beast HD - the equivalent of a 3rd level character.

    Pic related, it's a Catromancer.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:16 No.12224991
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:17 No.12225003
    housecats have 2 hitdice?
    ask DM to houserule it to 1hd so that hd goes away and you start at ECL 1.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:19 No.12225018
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    >> Loremaster 09/25/10(Sat)22:19 No.12225019
    The awaken spell adds 2 HD.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:19 No.12225026
    Ask him to just dump it down to no HD and character levels only, I think you mean.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:20 No.12225037
    Deathmaster, Jester, Mountebank, Savant, Urban Druid, Focused Specialist (illusion)/Master Specialist, Archivist
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:21 No.12225059

    No, the Awaken spell adds +2 HD.


    Do your homework.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:22 No.12225064
    if a monster naturally only has 1hd then that hitdie is replaced by the character class hit die (for example playing a goblin PC. Humanoid hd is replaced by class).
    if 2+ hit dice then these are kept before adding class dice.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:23 No.12225081
    I phrased it as a question. don't be an asshole.
    and point remains, ask DM to houserule it.
    if he's okay with you playing a housecat, chances are he'd be okay with the houserule
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:23 No.12225083
    What edition?
    >you're mandined
    Captcha wants you to eat commoners
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:25 No.12225103
    Aw yeaaaaah

    "Minions! I demand tuna, catnip, and headscratchings!"
    "Yeeeeees masterrrrrr"
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:26 No.12225105
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    Yes I agree I will have to see if I can get Dm approval but I doubt being an awakened cat is all that game breaking......Ill let you guys know if I get the part.......also so when creating this character, lets call him "Slippers" for now, That means i will use the MM version of a house cat with +2 hit dice due to the awaken spell?
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:27 No.12225122
    Im guessing its the casters edition 3.5, i dont think many people in my group/area are familiar with 4ed
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:29 No.12225143
    Don't forget
    > An awakened animal gets 3d6 Intelligence, +1d3 Charisma, and +2 HD. Its type becomes magical beast (augmented animal). An awakened animal can’t serve as an animal companion, familiar, or special mount.

    >An awakened tree or animal can speak one language that you know, plus one additional language that you know per point of Intelligence bonus (if any).
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:29 No.12225146

    How would this work in pathfinder?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:30 No.12225164
    You should probably approach your DM about playing an awakened housecat and show him this thread (it's archived). Mental stats upon awakening are random, really you should try to work out a suitable point buy and loss of HD for the class you are interested in playing.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:31 No.12225169
    Try the Noble Wild supplement. It lets you play intelligent animals and gives all sorts of awesome shit. Such as class levels in cat, unique "postures" you can assume daily and special rules regarding magic being used by animals.
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:31 No.12225172
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    Dont know pathfinder, sorry friend

    Size/Type: Tiny Animal
    Hit Dice: 1/2 d8 (2 hp)
    Initiative: +2
    Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
    Armor Class: 14 (+2 size, +2 Dex), touch 14, flat-footed 12
    Base Attack/Grapple: +0/–12
    Attack: Claw +4 melee (1d2–4)
    Full Attack: 2 claws +4 melee (1d2–4) and bite –1 melee (1d3–4)
    Space/Reach: 2-1/2 ft./0 ft.
    Special Attacks: —
    Special Qualities: Low-light vision, scent
    Saves: Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +1
    Abilities: Str 3, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 7
    Skills: Balance +10, Climb +6, Hide +14 +16*, Jump +10, Listen +3, Move Silently +6 +8, Spot +3
    Feats: Stealthy, Weapon FinesseB
    Environment: Temperate plains
    Organization: Domesticated or solitary
    Challenge Rating: 1/4
    Treasure: None
    Alignment: Always neutral
    Advancement: —
    Level Adjustment: —

    The statistics presented here describe a common housecat.

    Cats prefer to sneak up on their prey.

    Skills: Cats have a +4 racial bonus on Climb, Hide, and Move Silently checks and a +8 racial bonus on Jump checks. Cats have a +8 racial bonus on Balance checks. They use their Dexterity modifier instead of their Strength modifier for Climb and Jump checks. *In areas of tall grass or heavy undergrowth, the Hide bonus rises to +8.
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:32 No.12225186
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    im intrigued by this idea of point buy/ loss system do you have an example so i can understand
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:33 No.12225190
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    Looks like a warlock to me
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:34 No.12225197
    rolled 1, 6, 5 = 12

    Nothing that is really applicable here but the standard point buy system is in the D&D rulebook, for any edition that can use it. It's just that, say you want to play a Catfolk wizard. You may not roll up sufficient intelligence to do so.
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:34 No.12225201
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    Im also going to ask you, denizens of /tg/, what class I should play, Im familiar with almost all of them and I can see the advantages of taking a rogue/monk or sorcerer class
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:35 No.12225206
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    >So I'm going roll an Awakened housecat.

    Fuck yes. Your backstory should be that you were the familiar of a powerful wizard. He/she is the one that awakened you. You should totally roll wizard or sorcerer to follow in your former master's footsteps.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:35 No.12225215
    Never do it.

    Your charisma maxes out at 10 unless you are allowed to adjust stats beyond simply the casting of an Awakening spell, so you can't really be a Sorcerer either. You kind of have to ask your DM about a situation like this.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:35 No.12225216
    Oh and see if you can be another PCs "familiar"
    >David sidgeted
    And Captcha likes this name for said warlock cat
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:36 No.12225222
    I just realized...
    This is pretty much a Caturday Thread.

    Well done OP
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:36 No.12225228
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    Thank you kind anon for your advice

    Hmmmm warlock, what do you guys think considering the disadvantage of having no thumbs
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:37 No.12225232
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    forgot my picture
    >> Captain Baha 09/25/10(Sat)22:38 No.12225247
    Be an alchemist, make your grand discovery a way to permanently end the threat of Dogs to Cats everywhere.
    Act like a complete ass to everyone around you. You're a fucking cat, you are FAR too smart for these puny humans.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:38 No.12225248
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    argue that the somatic components are easy enough to do as a cat, provided you wear no armour
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:38 No.12225250
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    hence we are talking about the possibility of a point buy system, also im definitely taking the leadership feat just so i can have some "handlers" so to speak
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:39 No.12225259
    even better, have that schmo be the fighter in armor under the robes and quickdraw. When enemies come to beat the wizard? greatsword/full attack/CLEAVE. he needs ranks in bluff and maybe perform to help this out
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:40 No.12225261
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    I assume you mean slaves to do you bidding
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:41 No.12225270
    Might be best to just attach yourself to a member of the party, leadership is often thought of as seriously broken and can be a lot of work for a new DM to consider.

    Also to intimidate any commoners you see.
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:41 No.12225278
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    Oh my apologies it was clearly a clerical error, ahem, so slaves to do my bidding
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:42 No.12225285
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    Be a wizard that pretends to be the familier of another wizard. Be the more powerful wizard for laughs.

    Actually hire an underling and make him pretend to be a sorcerer, while you with your impressive Bluff rolls, simply act the fool all the while being the real power.
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:43 No.12225292
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    So guys alchemist is a pathfinder class, tahts all well and good if im playing one but I doubt it.......besides being an alchemist might be difficult with the lack of thumbs yet again
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:45 No.12225308
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    Like I said Warlock. You can stand on your hind legs for a standard action right?
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:45 No.12225311
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    rolled 1, 2, 4 = 7

    sounds like an ultimate BBEG

    rollan for intelligence, my luck it will be a 3
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:46 No.12225328
    Hang out with a wizard or something and scout out for the party as a rogue or something.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:47 No.12225340
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    Dread Necromancer would be funny.

    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:49 No.12225359
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    Bah a warlock can do that, and be invisible to scent. Later take levels in Charlatan so you can convince towns that dogs are servants of evil gods
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:49 No.12225360
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    rolled 2 = 2

    there are too many unknowns to create a character right here and now between hitdice / class levels / ability scores so right now the best I can do is speculate.

    BTW love you /tg/, i dont think I'v ever been so excited to create a dnd character since the early days
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:49 No.12225364
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    Cat Druid would be hilarious. Fuck with the cat and it shapeshifts to stomp the hell out of you.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:51 No.12225381
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    Picture says it all

    You're welcome
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:53 No.12225400
    That's actually kind of creepy, I think I might steal that for a BBEG.

    I mean... a lich is pretty divorced from humanity, obviously. But they might still have some attachments to their mortal life. Such as a pet. And if a lich is only willing to trust his pet, well then... why NOT awaken it, wish up the vital stats so it makes an interesting pupil and teach it the dark arts after it ultimately expires? And if that lich, in time, ascends to other planes of existence, or is vanquished by bothersome do-gooders... then the pupil becomes the master.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:55 No.12225422
    At a low level, he could hire a mercenary 1st level wizard for 3gp per month to act the part.

    Let's presume an awakened cat sorcerer though and he could make things interesting with the leadership feat.

    Take leadership at 6th level, get a cohort that's 1 level below you. Get leadership score up to into the double digits and he starts having followers. Level 6 + 4 cha mod + 2 base of operations (build a mage tower), leading to 12 leadership a level 5 cohort (wizard) and 8 level 1 wizards (students).

    At 20 leadership, you have 50 level 1, and a dozen ranging from level 2 to level 5.

    As in found an academy of wizardry, having the cohort be the face and you as the shadow school master.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)22:58 No.12225467
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    ...Wait. Can a cat druid or cat ranger get a human as a druid/ranger cohort?
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)22:59 No.12225471
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    rolled 1 = 1

    Im loving your examples guys, I sure hope I can house rule some of the HD and perhaps buy and loose stat points so I can fit some semblance of a class
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)23:02 No.12225504
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    rolled 1 = 1

    So lets say I was looking to do a warlock or some sort of spell caster, fits the natural housecat's proclivity to superiority, what feats should I look into?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:03 No.12225514
    Putting my vote in for floating wizard cat.

    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:04 No.12225516
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    Archmage cat is best cat.

    Complete Mage and Complete Arcane both have examples of alternate spellbooks too. Like tattoos and ovums (gems/jewelry you mentally focus on).

    I can see a powerful cat wizard wearing a collar as an ovum, it simply has to close it's eyes and roll concentration to start memorizing it's spells through the collar.
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)23:04 No.12225517
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    rolled 3, 2 = 5

    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:04 No.12225522
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    I said it before, warlock would work. You'd just have to be smart about it, but then again your a cat, so you should be smarter than the rest of the party BEFORE being awakened. Use peoples perceptions against them, get up in a tree and snipe people with eldritch blast/ Then, come down from the tree. No one will suspect that a cat fired a magic blast and killed the count. Then go and have some wine, a mouse, and some nip.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:06 No.12225544
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    Have the cat wizard be one of those awesome fat-as-fuck cats and have it float around on magical hover supports like Baron Harkonnen.

    Fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:07 No.12225553
    There's no universal suite of feats for a given caster. LogicNinja is actually on the board right now, and he wrote a great wizard guide, but he may not be following or have noticed this thread.

    Warlocks I can't really help you with. To some extent they are stat-indepedent magic users, so they be what you are looking for, but they also lack the power of a true caster. On the other hand, they can use their abilities pretty much constantly and are appreciably powerful enough to contribute in the majority of D&D games.

    Metamagic feats are generally useful for most casters. Reserve feats are also decent for most casters. A reserve feat that heals, summons an elemental or does some damage can be useful for infinite out-of-battle healing; trapfinding and other small duties or blasting mooks/blasting when you are out of resources.

    Summoning feats can also be useful. Druids often get mileage out of summoning feats, and so do Wizards or Sorcerors particularly focused on summons. Of note in any mention of arcane summoning classes is the Malconvoker. A very nice prestige class, it restricts you to only summoning evil creatures but at the same time gives you a host of summoning benefits, including eventually doubling the number of your summons. For a sorceror, this can act as an excellent increase in utility, as the summons have abilities that the sorceror's limited suite of spells prevents him from duplicating.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:08 No.12225554
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    Still spell or if possible still spell-like ability. Clearly avoiding having to stand is advisable, and see if you can cast spells in cat. Meow mrow mrrrrrr and FIRE EVERYWHERE!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:08 No.12225555
    Everyone keep in mind cats don't take orders, and always do their own shit. So chaotic chaotic chaotic.

    Chaotic cat Rogue. Chaotic cat ninja. Hell, chaotic cat pirate.

    A big tomcat might be big enough to hold small knives in his mouth, have a knife-thing attached to his tail, etc. Silent and deadly. Able to take off the jewelry and bluff his way in anywhere. I mean, who'd suspect a cat?

    I do like the human familiar idea. Cat wizard raises a retarded kid, puts a robe and wizard hat on him, has fun.

    Also if you play such a character, make sure you call the other players "pussies" every once in a while.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:08 No.12225557
    Cat warlock because EYE LASERS.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:09 No.12225577
    That cat's belly is all naked because it licks it too much.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:10 No.12225579
    What kind of sick fuck finds it necessary to censor a cat's harbl?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:12 No.12225608
    Cat lich riding around on a skeletal dog mount. Hell yeah!


    Also, whatever the class, an addiction to catnip would a be fun thing to add.

    He's a catnip and it's destroying is family
    >> The Pole 09/25/10(Sat)23:15 No.12225646
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    Thanks guys So far it looks i may try the warlock hand
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:15 No.12225660
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    Also you can make yourself very durable and self-sufficient, like and self respecting cat should be.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:16 No.12225667
    Actually, my cat has a similar skin condition. His skin is naturally "itchy" so he licks himself bald. Only have to spend 100$ a month on pills that relieves the condition. In theory he's allergic to something, but I've removed everything, carpets, couches, plastics, plants, and still he gets sick.

    Alternatively I could just let him lick/chew his own skin off. Bah.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:16 No.12225671
    Just look at the class and the possibilities and collaborate at every level with your DM. That's his job, and it will help you get a feel for the game, what's allowed and what kind of a DM he is. And if he shits lolno bullshit reasons over everything, then you know to be prepared for a shitty game and a quick opt-out. But hopefully that won't happen.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:21 No.12225743
    Cat bard.

    Disappointment to the one that awakened him. All he wants to do is sing, but gets boots thrown at him. High CHA, can do big cute eyes thing, etc.

    Is a bit of a rogue as he likes to cuddle up to rich women to get to their jewelry. They never suspect him of stealing. Hates himself for having fallen so low. Now wants some real honest adventure. Heard of king's call for heros or whatever. Hangs out with the adventurers, maybe they don't even realize what he is at first (if you can pull that off somehow)

    Since he can't spend his money on ale and whores, I guess it's catnip and pussy, right?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:22 No.12225746
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    At will flying, dimensional door, having one or your eyes pop out and walk around on spider legs, walking on walls, invisibility, traveling through the shadow plane, defection, ignore SR, give negative levels, baleful polymorph, oh and UNLIMITED SHATTERS! But we all know cats can't do any of that, riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:22 No.12225749
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    >Eye Lasers
    Oh yeah?
    >Ocular Spell (Lords of Madness), Metamagic feat

    >Your study of the terrible powers of the beholder has given you insight into new ways to prepare and cast spells.
    >Prerequisite: Knowledge (dungeoneering) 4 ranks, two or more eyes.

    >Benefit: You can cast a spell with a casting time of 1 full round or less as an ocular spell. An ocular spell does not take effect immediately, but is instead held in one of your eyes for up to 8 hours.
    >You can store only two ocular spells in this fashion, even if you have more than two eyes. Only ray spells and spells with a target other than personal can be cast as ocular spells.
    >When you choose, you can then cast both of the ocular spells as a full-round action; the spells become brilliant blasts that shoot out from your eyes. You can choose different targets for the two ocular spells.
    >When you release an ocular spell, its effect changes to a ray with a range of up to 60 feet. If the spell previously would have affected multiple creatures, it now affects only the creature struck by the ray. You must succeed on a ranged touch attack to strike your target with an ocular spell, and the target is still permitted any saving throw allowed by the spell.
    >An ocular spell uses up a spell slot two levels higher than the spell's actual level.

    Followed by...

    >Reach Spell (Complete Divine), metamagic feat
    >You can cast touch spells without touching the spell recipient.
    >Benefit: You may cast a spell that normally has a range of touch at any distance up to 30 feet. The spell effectively becomes a ray, so you must succeed on a ranged touch attack to bestow the spell upon the recipient. A reach spell uses up a spell slot two levels higher than the spell's actual level.

    Laugh with me.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:23 No.12225758
    What exactly is your point, here?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:25 No.12225778
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    Kids these days don't know enough about Salem Saberhagen. Why else would you watch this show? Granted it has its moments, but Salem carried the series.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:25 No.12225794
    >>12225577 here.

    Yep. One of mine has the same problem. I just spray her with Grannick's bitter apple spray. Poor thing is probably still itchy, but at least she doesn't lick herself bald so much.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:28 No.12225823
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    save a feat and go with vitriolic blast in one eye and utterdark blast in the other
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:31 No.12225852
    >Salem carried the series.

    Damn straight he did. It's also why the animated series later sucked so hard: he went from main character to pet sidekick.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:31 No.12225860
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:31 No.12225867
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    Clearly, just look at this picture.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:33 No.12225891
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    Salem was the reason I watched that show, I think he's one of the things that jump-started my love of snarky non-human sidekicks as a kid
    >contrary, panism
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:33 No.12225892

    Noble Wild gives you Familiar as an actual player class. Any race and animal can get into it. Also, the prestige classes are awesome.

    You can play a maneater that gains abilities from eating humanoid body parts. So if you wanna play a man-eating cow...
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:34 No.12225898
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    >Cat bard.

    Everyone would throw cans at it... Or boots.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:37 No.12225944
    >imply that cows don't eat people
    where have you been buddy?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:38 No.12225949
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:39 No.12225962
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    Shit... Fucking use Split Ray with that shit for even more shenanigans.

    A high level wizard could get some real miles out this combo. I mean think of all the touch-based buff spells which a wizard has access, now they're ranged...
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:39 No.12225964
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    And that's why we go with warlo... I mean legitimate businessmen. Who may get into disagreements with other legitimate businessmen, and be force to resole such disagreement in a fashion that is frowned upon by the town watch
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:45 No.12226033
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    Regardless of class play as this guy. Free market capitalism all the way.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:46 No.12226055
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    Use the Divine Metamagic feat with this and suddenly you have a Cleric with ranged healing and buff spells out the ass.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:48 No.12226078
    A cat using Scorching Ray with the Ocular Spell feat is a badass mental image.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:49 No.12226084
    Housecat. Polymorphs into tiger, panther, smaller cat, sabretooth, catfolk, sea cat, whatever is more appropriate for the occasion.

    Should have some fun with the cat-theme. A tiger familiar. raising undead mice, tigers, whatever. Dog/mouse enemies. Adopting a human "owner". Leaving the party at will to do your own thing.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:50 No.12226098
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    >all this talk of eye lasers
    Salem Sabehagen plus this is now your character.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:52 No.12226122
    Don't forget to mix in some Nwabudike Morgan just for fun and PROFIT!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:53 No.12226137

    You are a bad man.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:54 No.12226139
    >This is not the right kind of tuna. You have displeased me human.

    >NOW DIE!

    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:54 No.12226145
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    Though now that I think about it Salem was a bit of a free marketeer
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)23:58 No.12226187
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    Interesting idea. Let me run with it, if you please:

    1. Play as one of the PC's familiar. This will give you an established relationship, and make for some fine rp opportunities. As it turns out, you're special, and the "find familiar" spell is a minor geas to your kind as you level up. You'll be able to shake it sooner or later if you wanted. No need to tell your master/mistress, though. Cats keep their own secrets.

    2. Tell the DM to keep your xp expenditure and abilities secret from you.

    3. You are actually an awakened guardian of the Temple of Bast (or some other appropriate goddess). You have a mission, which could be to track someone down, a lost item, a runaway prisoner, a potential young priestess with a destiny, etc. Your abilities come from your goddess herself, and NO ONE knows what you're really capable of, or your true nature.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)00:01 No.12226228
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    I prefer Salem Saberhagen with eyebeams and CAPITALISM myself, but to each his own.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)00:04 No.12226286
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    Fucking Cat Wizards.

    They get all the bitches.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 09/26/10(Sun)00:06 No.12226313
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    Dog is superior to Cat.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)00:06 No.12226320

    Then damage them with barbed penises.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)00:07 No.12226330
    S.T.A.L.K.E.R. I have to issue an Oath of Death now. Do not take it too harshly when I find and destroy you.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)00:07 No.12226335
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    Make an entire party of awakened housepets and have them practice defensive necromancy to keep their unwitting owners safe.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)00:09 No.12226352
    Evil Bunny is BBEG
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)00:09 No.12226353
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    I'll agree that they make better fighters.
    But this is a thread about cat-warlock-eyebeams.
    So take pic and get out.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)00:09 No.12226359
    So basically play CatRPG or Cat. I forget which one was the PCs as cats protecting humans from eldritch abominations.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)00:10 No.12226363
    Both are.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)00:13 No.12226411
    You could also be a Tibbit. A cat fay race from Dragon Magazine that shapeshifts into human or cat on the fly. They're in the Dragon Compendium for easy reference.

    They make the best fucking rogues ever.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)00:14 No.12226415
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    Leadership - You must take it.

    Your army of kitten-minions will strike joy, then joy-flavored terror, in the hearts of men.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)00:17 No.12226449
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    While a tibbit would be more practical it is not Salem Saberhagen with EYEBEAMS AND CAPITALISM!
    >> The Pole 09/26/10(Sun)00:23 No.12226514
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    Oh I plan to......Ill keep yall apprised of the situation as it becomes apparent
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)04:27 No.12226664
    Convince your entire party to also be awakened housecats, and become..

    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)04:42 No.12226760
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    Channel Positive Energy!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)05:22 No.12227117
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)05:25 No.12227166
    rolled 12 = 12

    Pathfinder Ranger
    'Natural Weapon' style, and take the Eldritch Claws Feat
    You now have magic silver claws.
    Spend other levels in Rogue
    Sneak Attacks, unstoppable Sneack Attacks everywhere.


    Prestige into Initiate of the Draconic Mysteries (Draconomicon prestige class)
    Keep Initiate til level 2 for the slashing hands ability
    Prestige into Kensai (Complete Warrior prestige class)
    Enchant body with Vorpal via Kensai and place it on hands or feat or both or any other body part depending on how much you want to spend

    There, you are now a Vorpal Cat
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)05:35 No.12227246

    Must.. grab... clothing! Even though there is a goblin siege!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)05:42 No.12227305
    Speaking of which, I asked my cat if he was a wizard.

    His response?
    Sure about this?
    You really should talk like every cat should and not park your ass right on my game boards and snuggle every ultrasmurf to death that you have within paws reach

    Then he proceeds knocking over some ultrasmurfs, I've set up. He really hates ultrasmurfs. But loves orks for some reason, he lets Orks use him as heavy cover and occasionally throw a paw at opposing army if he feels like it.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)05:44 No.12227327
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    kill an academy full of young hopefull level 1 wizards.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)05:47 No.12227342
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    kitty monk
    >> Iron Lung 09/26/10(Sun)05:49 No.12227364
    Your cat is awesome, and you are awesome for feeding and sheltering him.

    Looted Siamese into da foight!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)05:54 No.12227395

    My cat occasionally jumps into the table, but never ever broke any models. We use him as some sort of "random event", sort of like Warkitty titan unaligned to any armies either collapsing or giving the sniff of death, 10 S A 1 hit if he preforms it.
    >> Iron Lung 09/26/10(Sun)05:58 No.12227423
    Buddy of mine has a Bearded Emperor lizard named Batou.
    We use Batou as a dragon as he's basically equal parts Gargantuan and Immobile, so pretty much perfect for the role.
    Occasionally he'll try to swallow a mini, it's kinda rofl cuz he's got no teeth.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)06:03 No.12227454
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    Put on your armour and take out Kerrigan.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)06:37 No.12227694
    Ah, the lesser known "Dick Van Dyke" Orky accent.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)08:39 No.12228548
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)09:17 No.12228910
    so how does a wizard cat work? (inb4 magic)
    what spells could a cat cast, without verbal or somatic components?
    >> GTVA Colossus !moot/UIi/o 09/26/10(Sun)09:19 No.12228920
    Animate Ball Of String
    >> Underdark Russian Writefiend 09/26/10(Sun)09:19 No.12228921
    There are several feats dedicated to casting whilst in Wild Shape.
    Its an option you could probably use.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)09:20 No.12228927
    Silly anon. Everyone knows that awakened cats are psions, not wizards.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)09:32 No.12229059
    >Make an entire party of awakened housepets and have them practice defensive necromancy to keep their unwitting owners safe.

    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)10:00 No.12229379
    So, what would be an optimized awakened cat wizard?
    I was thinking something simple, like silent spell and still spell metamagic feats, though it would be shitty on lower levels. What are those Wild Shape casting feats? Any other awesome feats like that ocular spell?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)10:01 No.12229395
    This post is awesome and you should feel awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)10:06 No.12229445
    You mean Beasts of Burden.

    Because that's what that series is actually about.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)10:07 No.12229455
    Max out levels in wizard

    Then, once you spent all your levels, cry because you realise that spells require you to be able to speak am arcane language
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)10:33 No.12229724

    Miau miu mew mew MEEEWWWW!

    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)10:37 No.12229781
    Any suggestions for a spell-wielding rogue cat? I mean, it strikes me that cats ought to be rogues, but it looks like the wizard/warlock/psion cats have more potential
    >> GTVA Colossus !moot/UIi/o 09/26/10(Sun)10:46 No.12229853
    Aw, aren't you a cute kitty ca-
    >Shivering Touch
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)11:30 No.12230206

    Telekinesis, Dominate Person and Shivering Touch.

    All you need for your evil kitty overlord.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)11:51 No.12230355
    What about equipment?

    It strikes me you could wear human sized magical rings as bracelets on your legs. Maybe even on your tail? A neckace could be tied shorter on your neck. Dunno what else

    I guess any tailor could make you a robe, but magical is harder.

    Hmm, a cat with a ring of animal friendship. Would it work on people for him?

    Rings of evasion, force shield, protection might be useful because of the low HP. Telekinesis has been covered.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:00 No.12230435

    How can cat wear rings?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:03 No.12230451
    As.... "tail bracelets"?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:04 No.12230452
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:07 No.12230469
    Why not just play a tibbit constantly in cat form? That way you don't get two HD of useless awakened. It also means when the entire party is asleep, you can turn into humanoid form, steal everything and stick everything in your pack, then turn back into a cat =3
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:08 No.12230481
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:18 No.12230558
    tibbits can wear magical items and they are disgused onto them when they transform
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:18 No.12230559

    But no self-respecting cat would wear earrings, as they would be painful to wear and restricting one's ability to hear.

    That, and how can tailess breeds like manx wear tail bracelets or those with smooth fur withot flinging those bracelets all over the place?

    Besides, cats wouldn't need to rely on force shields as even most horrifying of monsters wouldn't hurt a cute kitty, it would just look at the would-be attackeer with cute round eyes, quelling all hatred, rage and making the said attacker to feel bad about himself.
    >> Lord Highlander !Jn4nSo5Ty6 09/26/10(Sun)12:18 No.12230562
    add on the auto-reloading crossbow to your back too.

    Its a great weapon.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:20 No.12230582
    What's the LA on a Tibbit? If buyoff was in effect a Tibbit Urban Druid or just plain Druid (or Psion, Wizard) could be awesome.
    >> Sasha !ApPkmtJbAE 09/26/10(Sun)12:21 No.12230583
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    Awakened dog Dread Pirate. Y/N?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:30 No.12230661
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    Ranger cat?

    Captcha: one carminve
    under god
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:35 No.12230701
    It was not by my paws that I've been given intelligence. I was awakened by HEWMANS who wish to pay ME tribute!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:42 No.12230738
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:45 No.12230771
    Maybe there is a secret Golden Age of Islam styled cat-sultanate, and you are simply an spy for your sultan.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:49 No.12230802
    oh lawd, dis!

    also, OP mount a crossbow on your back that you can fire and load with your tail.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:57 No.12230877
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)12:59 No.12230891
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)13:03 No.12230926
    This ends in death.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)13:04 No.12230936
    I think a Catcrobat would be good, OP. Stack agility/dex/cunning and use leather armor and daggers/throwing knives
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)13:10 No.12230978
    This reminds me of a silly character I made for a 3.5 game once. It was a game about the PCs being road construction guards. I wanted to make a unique character and had just found the tibit, a race of housecat/halfling natural shapeshifters. I made him a ninja and took a feat that allowed me to make a skill a class skill. I choose Iajutsu Focus and used my claws. Mostly I would shift into a cat during the day and sleep under the wagon as laborers put down the road section (with toppled walls of stone!). Thus later when the BBEG's disguise was seen through and he panicked, threw a smoke bomb, and dove under the wagon my character was nose to nose with him. While we were both surprised I had a cat's dex and won initiative. Unsheathe claws, hit/hit, (Sudden Strike + Iajutsu Focus dice + 1d2-2) x2 = fine red mist. Campaign over!
    >> Anonymous Prime 09/26/10(Sun)13:33 No.12231182
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)14:16 No.12231591
    As a bracelet. One on each foreleg. Put your paw through it up to the elbow. Duh.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)14:20 No.12231645

    PHB Sor/Wiz Spells Without Somatic Components:
    Cantrips: Flare, Light.
    1st Level: Feather Fall, Hold Portal, True Strike, Ventriloquism.
    2nd Level: Blindness/Deafness, Blur, Darkness, Knock.
    3rd Level: Displacement, Suggetion, Tongues.
    4th Level: Charm Monster, Dimension Door, Lesser Geas, Shout.
    5th Level: Contact Other Plane, Teleport.
    6th Level: Geas/Quest, Mass Suggeston.
    7th Level: Phase Door, Power Word Blind, Teleport Object, Greater Teleport.
    8th Level: Mass Charm Monster, Irresistible Dance, Power Word Stun.
    9th Level: Mage's Disjunction, Power Word Kill, Prismatic Sphere, Teleportation Circle, Time Stop, Wail of the Banshee, Wish

    From http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51428

    Hmm... Power Word Kill... MEAOUW!!!

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