Fuck you OP.... I hope the mods delete this thread

>>12275073
Angry Jervis?

Never done it, my job pays for to well for me to need to and I don't feel like I need the thrill.

>>12275073
Is that... Samus giving birth to a...
Jesus Christ. I quite.

One time i managed sneak out of a GW strore with my dignity intact.

>>12275099
No you didn't

>>12275095
You're quite what? I MUST KNOW

>>12275066
I must have stolen dozens of blister packs, paints and supplies. Me and a friend once stole a tau megaforce too.

>>12275138
Did you hide it in your TARDIS?

>>12275124
I QUITE DISTURBED! CONFUSED!
BAMBOOZLED EVEN!

I've never been inside of a GW store, and I love the place I get my 40k stuff from too much.

I have a well-playing job and I am not a kleptomaniac. Impolite sage.

Really though, I've never seriously considered shoplifting, but the two times I've seen a dedicated GW store, it was open to the mall without a door, games were going on at the table out the front, so it I'd guess making off with something wouldn't have been hard.

I buy my minis from other companies. Apparently, that's the same thing as stealing from them.

>>12275066

I stole like 1000 dollars worth of shit from a small shop with my friend. She always went to talk with the cashier while I casually filled my backpack and left.

We bought some legit stuff too, minor things like brushes or paints so we wont get suspicious too much.

I shoplifted a few times when I was 12 and felt the need to rebel against the establishment.

shoplifting from GW is really easy and fun, most of their shops has no security and shit for brains employees

You can slip half of the shop in your pocket while they go OMG U MUST BUI DIS BANEBLADE/LAND RAIDER/CARNIFEX on someone who just came in and wanted to buy some basic starter set

>>12275184
I like coke. Doesn't mean I will pay a million dollars for it. How does buying 200 cents worth of mini for 50 dollars feel?

I like how e-tough all the shoplifters in this thread are.

I'm willing to bet they'd break down like the little bitches they are if mall security called their moms.

>>12275239
Say that to my face and see what happens.

Looks more like stating what they did too me. Butthurt much Mr Ward?

>>12275231

You are wrong, kind sir.

A spruce costs 8 cents to manufacture each. Including wages, materials, and renting equipment.

And dont start this HURR DURR ARTISTIC PAYMENZTS because GW mostly hires freelance scuptors to design their new stuff and most of their stuff never really changes.

Of course, fanboy who lap that shit up and paid several thousand dollars on ten dollars worth of plastic will defend their fuckup fervently.

>>12275242

>1 minute butthurt response

Man, I can practically hear the noise of your trembling vagina

I once accidentally stole a pen.

AM I COOL NOW GUYS?

>>12275245

You have no idea how much it costs to make molds for mass producing that shit, do you? I'll give you a hint:

A lot.

>>12275239

If someone would catch me? I'd just walk out because you dont have the legal right to restrain me.

If you call the cops I will be far away when they arrive and I could safely dump or hide my shit and the burden of proof would lie on your. I'd talk with the cops for a little, being friendly and helpful and you would only came out of it as an ass who cried wolf.

Its a moot point though, GW employees get absolutely mesmerized when a girl enters their shop

>>12275258
The tonne was clearly a kidding one.
Maybe you should take a break from the internet?

>>12275264

They tend to do that anyway.

>>12275264

It's funny how you pull that unwarranted know-it-all attitude right out of your ass. I don't know how the police do it in your country, but that's not how we do it where I am from.

>>12275264

But how will they know you're a girl when you look like a hideous, cheeto encrusted manchild?

also

>implying most people would know or care about their right to restrain you, and would just grab you anyway because FUCKSHIT YOU BITCH YOU JUST STOLE MAH MERCHANDISE

I once saw this old guy at a supermarket entrace literally punch out a snobby kid for trying to shoplift

Shit was cash and so

>>12275260

Ten to twenty dollars a piece.

I used to work in a toy factory once, mints are just simple hunks of machined out metal. We get a master piece from the contractor and make copies of it for ourselves.

Also, we mold everything with the same machines, we could literally build thousands of minis per hour, little slower if we doesnt remelt the fucked up spruces.

Yeah guys, disagreeing with the price doesn't justify theft.
For the record. You're still a thief.

>>12275288

Cool starry bra

Then I'd press charges aganist you, I'd simply pay a little extra and you'd go to prison for assault.

Sounds like a deal to me.


>But how will they know you're a girl when you look like a hideous, cheeto encrusted manchild?

Do I detect an angry virgin here?

>>12275290

>toy factory

I stopped reading right there.

>>12275299

>fuck yes I'm Garrett!

So are pirates. And the ones downloading codexes.

>>12275303

Yes. Warhammer is a toy. Its mass produced.

You thought every single mini is lovingly handcrafted for you?

>>12275290

I think there's a distinct difference between childrens' toys and toy soldiers and GW's miniatures and various other models (such as airplanes, tanks and what have you).

>>12275312

My tupperware is mass produced. Does it make them toys?

>>12275313

There is no difference, we used to make warhammer spruces too, mainly WHFB ones. All of those shit are mass produced, usually around october-november and we dont get orders till next year.

I'd gladly upload photos for you but I dont want to get into legal shit because of this, sorry.

>>12275313

>childrens' toys and toy soldiers and GW's miniatures

all of them are toys brah

i love how manchildren try to justify their shit

>BAAAW DAD ITS NOT A TOY!! ITS A DELICATE AND ELARBORATE WARGAAAME!!!

>>12275321
Depends on how you use them. I used tupperware as ice prisons when I was a kid where I'd put transformers in them and then freeze it when they lost a fight.

For some reason thawing them out was so much fun.

>>12275290

This anon seems to know his shit so I ask, do you use different plastics for different spruces?

>>12275346

I guess they're toys then.

Huh.

>>12275347

Not really, we dumb the bags of plastic pellets and crushed spruces(failed ones re-grinded) into the machine and spruces come out on the other side. There is only around two dozen people in the whole facility and we are mostly supervisors only.

>>12275301

This has been tried several times.

Blocking someone's path isn't assault.

Stores have locked their entrances to keep shoplifters in and it's perfectly legal.

Once I accidentally the entire GW store.

>>12275301
It's kind of up to the da if he will pursue charges or not. They usually don't give a shit about shoplifters and will let it slide. Guess you could sue if you want to, but you'd get fucked in a court case and waste all that money paying a lawyer.

While I think that GW overprices like fuck, I don't think shoplifting is the answer. Just get some cardboard and build from that. If you do it well, most people won't even mind.

>>12275387
>This has been tried several times.

cool story

Trying to phsyically restrain and hit someone, especially a girl IS an assault.

I could simply say I paid those already and the guy wanted to hit on me and when I refused he tried to restrain me.

The cops would always believe me first, not some angry manchild.

You are starting to grasp straws by now

>>12275301

So pathetic.

>I can shop lift all i want herpity derp DEY CAN'T STOP ME, fucking retard. The law doesn't work like that.

This is just proof you are just an internet tough guy boasting about stealing.

>>12275407

GW is cheaper than AT-43 and marginally more expensive than Warmachine.

They are about on par with their main competitors.

>>12275406

>but you'd get fucked in a court case

>guy attacking a slut

>failing in court

maybe in saudi-arabia but not here

Shoplifters are cowards by nature. They're among the lowest crooks in the crime ladder, and catching them is a waste of time when there are actual crimes being commited. Personally I'd rather have shop owners have extended legal rights to deal with them as they see fit, rather than have to bother to go there myself and see them shit themselves as they try to justify their actions. By far the shittiest aspect of the job right after domestic disputes.

>>12275408

>Trying to phsyically restrain and hit someone

Never mentioned either of those.

>especially a girl

lol

>>12275424

No-one mentioned attacking.

>>12275408

>The cops would always believe me first, not some angry manchild.

No, we wouldn't.

I don't know why people think it is so great to steal. It just raises the prices further. Also it is hilarious when shoplifters get caught. One kid tried to steal a painted carnifex from the store and was caught. He nearly wet himself when the police were called and then even worse, his mother!

>>12275419

First, I'm not a guy and second, you are just all theoretical here. I've been stealing from GW shops several times every month since 1999 and never got caught.

You are just rythming on HOW OSSUM IT WULD BE TO SEND U 15 YEARS IN PRISUN now.

And yes, the law doesnt work like that. If you arent a cop or a security guard you cant restrain people.

Get "arrested" because you hit / restrain a shoplifter.

Plea emotional stress / rage.
Walk away free.

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png

>>12275408

>I could simply say I paid for those

Ok then Miss, can we see your receit?

>omg he stoled it from me while raping me with his eyes

Really? Well I guess we'll just have to check the sales history on the store computer and-

>zomg no it's in on the conspiracy you cant touch me I'm a girl, bathe in the might of my supreme, vaginal magnificence!

>>12275438

We had a kid steal a guys true-scaled Alpha Legion marines and re-paint them as Ultramarines

Me and a friend had to do a good cop-bad cop routine to get him to tell where he hid the rest of them.

>>12275387
I actually did this once when I worked at a hardware store (ACE Hardware, if you must know).

Guy went into our breakroom/office and grabbed reciepts and cash out of the store safe (which was, lol, unlocked and open because the owners were mouthbreathers) and tried to casually walk out.

I blocked the single door leading in and out, because I saw him rifling through the safe. He kept telling me to let him out or he'd push his way out. I told him to try it.

Long story short, he tried to press what amounted to imprisonment charges on me, I had him charged with assault. I paid a fine and did community service, he got petty larceny (we had just driven the cash box to the bank, thankfuly) and assault (for pushing past me by shouldering me out of the way) and is currently doing time for several other outstanding burglary/larceny charges.

So to rebut, it isn't legal to block someones path, per se, but the courts and police will give you a lot of leeway and lean to your side if you do it.

>>12275440
Shopkeeper's Privilege. Look it up. Also, 0/10

>>12275437

>assumptions

>>12275436

>backpeddler


>>12275438

and a cool story


Do I detect a GW employee here? Hey, If your stocks are dwindling too quickly, I might be stealing from your shop :3

Oh btw, did you knew that stolen items get deducted from the employees pay?

>>12275424
Unless he leaves marks nothing much will happen. Cops usually have a working relationship with security guards at stores, so they'll believe the guard in most cases. And if it's a big store then they'll probably have a cop working as a guard as a side job, so you won't really luck out there.

They can lock you in till the cops get there or restrain you, but most companies tell their guards just to let shoplifters get away since it reduces the liabilities they're responsible for. Store with a cop on the payroll though and you're pretty much fucked if they catch you.

>>12275440

Citizen's arrest. Because you are stealing I have the right to restrain you until police arrive. Try again.

>>12275408

Oh wow, you quite literally know NOTHING about the legal system.

So apparently every single woman in the land can walk into shops grab handfuls of everything walk out and scream rape if you try to get stopped.

lol. no.

just.

fucking.

no.

>>12275457

>In some jurisdictions of the United States

>in some

>some

>>12275455

And another story made up on the spot?

What the hell is with you?

Hurp durp, /tg/ doesn't need mods, we can moderate ourselves, herp derp.

>>12275459

>Oh btw, did you knew that stolen items get deducted from the employees pay?

Nope, again you are totally fucking wrong, try again.

>>12275476

GW fanboy

leave it there

>>12275482

>just says wrong

>no backing up

babbys first troll

This thread is like the king of bad threads. Where the fuck are the mods when you actually need them?

>>12275476
Not the dude you were arguing with man.

It was an unrelated story about how restraint and assault actually work in a retail store.

>>12275455

The office supplier I used to work for had automatic locks that were pretty easy to abuse.

Just mash the keypad and they'd go into lockdown to prevent break-ins.

I bet more stores have security systems like this, and could use them to lock someone in if need be.

>>12275491
Nobody ever cites sources on /tg/, you cretinous mongoloid. Or 4chan. Or most of the internet. Or most debate.

>>12275495

Banning nipples.

>>12275491

And yet you're own assertion that stolen merchandise is deducted from the employees pay itself had no backup

>embryos first troll

This thread is just one big fat guy who dreams of being a gurl and is desperately trying to ruin the fun of other elegen/tg/ents

>>12275471

>scream rape

No. I just have to say calmly that this angry guy here, trying to restrain me after I refused his advances.

He will just herp and derp about stealing incoherently.

Sexual harassment > stelaing everywhere.

This is still theoretical btw, I'm stealing from GW shops for 11 years by now and I never got caught so I dont care about your wish fulfillment stories about "thieves getting caught and PUNISHED HARD XD XD"

>>12275491

Because no where in the Games Workshop contract does it state "All and any store losses including but not limited to Shoplifting are to be reclaimed through employees salaries"

and stop saying you're a woman too you fucking manchild.

>>12275457
I live in an awesome country. Here, everyone has that as a basic right. And you can't abuse it either because they've specifically formulated it with that in mind and the court will fuck you sideways if you do.

>>12275511

you must be a dumb shit if you think it doesnt work this way everywhere, otehrwise the employees would be the biggest thieves

looks like you never worked in a shop before

>>12275516

1. You are not a woman.
2. No you haven't been stealing for 11 years
3. You are lying on the internet on an anonymous image board

>>12275516

And I doubt /tg/ much cares about your wish fullfilment stories about being a lawbreaking landwhale.

>>12275459
Im >>12275438 and I am not a GW employee. It was on a saturday at a battle bunker. This kid just picked it up and tried walking out. He walked straight into a gw employee who asked him why he had the carnifex. He was about 13 or 14. It was fucking hilarious watching him try to talk his way out of it.

I just think that stealing is one of the lamest things you can do. Get a job people. It is not that fucking hard to do.

>>12275520

>baaaw ure mean

Yeah, nice arguement. This and your powertripping wish fulfillments will really stop me from getting those free carnifexes or terminator squads.

Hey, you might be interested in some, I sell them for half price than GW :3

>>12275516
>I'm stealing from GW shops for 11 years
I hope this isn't true because
1. No one is stupid enough to consistently spell things that badly.
2. That'd be the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of

>>12275499
The ACE I worked at had a home installed video system, and two locks in the entire store. ACE is a franchise, so the stores are all different, and generally very low tech on security.

The video system was five pinhole, midresolution cameras randomly placed around the store (fifteen aisles, and not a SINGLE FUCKING CAMERA LOOKING DOWN THE AISLES, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST), a set of barricade bars on the front door (that they never used and were fully manual), two deadbolts on the front door and a recessed lock on the loading bay curtain. The door on the loading bay had a charlie bar with bolts that could be slipped in to lock it down, but the bolts were rarely used, so a solid shoulder in the right place could knock the bar down.

The officer/breakroom had no lock on it (until just after the story I told above, when they then put a crappy schlage on it and a peep hole), and the power tool closet in the back had a simple MasterLock (which is funny, considering there was a set of power bolt cutters FIVE FEET AWAY, OUTSIDE THE FUCKING POWER TOOL CABINET).

They also had no alarm system, and the HDD that contained ALL the surveilance videos was in the loading bay, the one with the easily jimmied door, in plain sight.

>>12275516

Which country are you from?
I ask because in every US state but NC, everyday people have the right to restrain and arrest you.

>>12275516
Man I remember in middle school when everyone used to brag about how the stuff they shoplifted. I guess you never got pass that phase.

ITT lvl2 Thieves.

>>12275533
>>12275536

So your biggest comeback is that I'm must be ugly and fat? Oh you, I can only wildly guess why are you still virgins.

>>12275541

>LOL DAT KID WUS OWNED SO HARD XD XD

So if a 13 year old fails in your wish fulfullment, how does that effects me stealing your shit to resell for money? I earn 200-300 dollars a month extra because GW employes melt if I get a littly flirty with them.

>>12275551
>>12275546

Do you remember the time when people used to get free stuff and earn easy money instead of buying overpriced stuff and defending it?

>>12275559

Just crashed into the thread, out of interest what country are you from.

>wish fulfilment
>wish fulfilment
>wish fulfilment
>wish fulfilment
>wish fulfilment
>wish fulfilment
I don't think that means what you think it means

>>12275570

American, of course.

>>12275559

My comebacks are no less childish than your remarks about my supposed virginity.

I can guess why you're an extremely ugly person.

>>12275559
Wow you sound like such a pathetic person.

Stealing from GW wow that is so totally cool, lets all totally do that (sarcasm btw). Seriously though it is just sad. Hopefully one day you will realise why.

SWEATY PEDOPHILE CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING FROM LOCAL TOY STORE, FILM AT 11

>>12275547
The worst part of working there?

They sold coffee (ground or whole bean, your choice) from OPEN AIR CONTAINERS.

After I quit, I went back a year later when the owner/managers weren't there to shoot the breeze with the guys I had worked with. I had them rummage through one of the coffee jars, lo and behold, the washers I had thrown in there one day while bored were still in there.

I nearly threw up right there.

>>12275579

>BAAAW U MEANIE :( IMMA NOT A VIRGIN

Keep saying that.


>>12275580

>pathetic person.

>Stealing from GW

So if I wouldnt steal from GW but from RadioShack, it would be a-ok in your eyes? You have just went full fanboy.

I steal from GW because I like playing warhammer from time ti time and I like to have free armies, to sell boxes of plastic worth 30 cents for 30 dollars for idiots and because it has a zero chance of failure. You have any idea how socially inept and easily controllable GW employees are? It takes literally two flirts to send them around the shop, trying to seach some obscure shit for me while I comfortably fill my backpack.

>steals plastic toys
>thinks she's cool'n'awesome
>would CRY RAPE
>responds to every argument with U R UGLY VIRGIN BOY

wow, so you're tha/tg/irl. good to know there's a huge fucking ocean between where we live so I never have to meet you. Goddamn it.

Also, it basically runs down to you being an insecure hambeast because you're a girl and you feel you have to prove you can also be cool like all the guys even if you're a girl.

>>12275559

No, it's not a comeback. You just really sound like a pathetic person who invents stories like this to make yourself feel significant.

What amazes me in this thread isnt the sheer iniquity of the faggots that steal from GW

Nor is it the insane zeal with which the ultra fanboys defend GW prices

Nor is it the disturbing question of whether this supposed 'girl shoplifter' is actually just a bored troll or really someone so pathetic they believe they can get away with the fanciful doo da they're prattling on about

No... it's the fact that my image... the first reply to this thread... hasnt been deleted yet

I mean wtf mods? It's Samus bloodily giving birth to Ridley while tearfully preparing to shoot it mid birth

Does she need to show a nipple or something?

I do love how all the fat manchildren try to imply BAAW URE UGLY when they never even got close to a girl.

OP here.

Don't hit on me you silly boys.

>>12275601
Not any of the folks you're arguing with, but stealing is just wrong, period. From Radio Shack, from GW, from Game Developers, from the grocery store, from anyone.

Honestly, it's just silly that you gain enjoyment from stealing from someone else. Get your gratification elsewhere, or perhaps become a functional, worthwhile use of carbon.

Though, I am being a bit of a hypocrit, as I'm a sometimes torrenter. Doesn't make what you or I do any more right or justified.

The saddest thing about this is that OP thinks thiws affects GW in any way.

>>12275620

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/

You would fit right in with your virginal rage :3

>>12275622
>implying piracy is the same thing as stealing
Whaaaaat

>>12275627
They will thing their minis are so awesome people will risk rectum enlargement treatment in jail to get them.

>>12275622

I dont give a fuck, sorry. As long its lucrative and gets manchildren in shit I will kepp doing it and I wont be caught.

Sorry to burst your bubble :3

>>12275612
Euro timezone mods/janitors are down for the night, and the North American timezone mods/janitors haven't started their shift yet.

Happens like this most mornings. You'd need a lot more porn reports for it to trip a global mod warning, I think.

>>12275637

>stealing

>jail

lol wut?

>think warhammer players are sad nerds
>steal warhams

>>12275641

You stealing doesn't get anyone in shit.

Last time our GW found there were missing items they just tightened security in the mall.

>>12275641
Then you're nothing more than a waste of usable carbon.

Thanks for contributing to the eventual heat death of the universe and the decline of human society. You're a hopeless waste of oxygen.

>>12275387
actually no that's not legal

what is egress for 500?

>>12275641
>I am so smart :3
>An cute because I make cute faces :3

Everyone else also realized we could steal shit everywhere if we wanted. But we're not pathetic enough to do it as we don't want to contribute to that kind of society. The fact that you do, or your ignorance of the consequences, is rather saddening.

>>12275649

>sell those pathetic nerds warhams

>get fuckloads of money

Scroll up I explained it.

I dont get this outrage at all, /tg/ just downloads, torrents, and pirates everything all the time anyway.

>>12275649


Truth.


Seriously. Elegan/tg/entlemen, getting into a bitchfight with a rather poor troll who is doing well purely by pretending to be a woman and responding to everything with LOL U A VIRGIN?
WTF guiz. Man up.

>>12275662

>I CUD DO IF I WANTD

Havent heard that since high school. Good show.

>>12275664

Yes, because a female MUST be a troll right? This is your sectret boys clubhous with no cooties allowed.

>>12275673

>Yes, because a female MUST be a troll right? This is your sectret boys clubhous with no cooties allowed.

Not really.
Just that someone who is being such a blatant troll is unlikely to be telling any truths.


Also, [spoilersdontworkhereohgod]resorting to insults about no girls allowed is childish, especially when im a girl[/stillnospoilersohlawdy]

>>12275673
Not at all. /tg/'s quite accepting of women who aren't total bitches - Deathleaper's Fangirl would have been run off the board weeks ago were that not the case.

>>12275673
With the way you're acting, and the fact that since the beginning of your ranting and raving you've been throwing around "I'm a woman, I'm a woman, I'm totally a GIIIIRRRRRLLLLL LOOK AT ALL MY MANNERISMS AND HOW I TRY TO BE FEMININE" crap, yeah, you're a troll.

You've done fairly well playing off the rampant /tg/ misogyny and obvious "I'm a gurl, I can du wat I want" trollery, but you're losing steam under the weight of some seemingly logical posts from my fellow anons.

I wouldn't be surprised if you were samefagging some of these posts to continue fanning the flames.

>>12275678
>>12275679

Yes, if your biggest comeback is "U MUST BE UGLY XD" then you are likely a virgin.

>>12275663

Selling a few kits at half price doesn't bring in nearly enough to be worth the hassle.

You are either:

1) Living in poverty.

2) Stealing impossibly large quantities.

3) Lying.

>>12275663
>downloads, torrents, and pirates
It's not the same thing. The fact you don't realize this is absurd.

1. Piracy doesn't remove anything from a reseller that would otherwise have been sold. Stealing does, and thus causes loss of profit.
2. I almost only pirate things I would otherwise have not bought. Coupled with 1. this means no one loses any profit, AT ALL, from me pirating.
3. Like stated above, I do pirate some things that I would otherwise buy. BUT, if I pirate it and I LIKE IT, then I buy it. If I don't like it, I don't buy it. This causes loss of profit for SOME companies, but only those who makes things not worth buying. This is a development I can morally stand behind as it introduces a much-needed natural selection to the market.
4. When I pirate things I don't buy, I almost always talk about them to other people (if it's good enough). In the corporate world, word of mouth=profits. So basically, piracy cause profits for good companies. And bad companies can go fuck themselves. See above about natural selection.

>>12275687


....what?
Link fail or reading comprehension fail?

Stealing is for the weak, a real man earns what he wants.

This thread reminds me of the time I caught some thirteen, maybe fourteen-year-old swiping a Guardian from one of my LGW's tables. It was particularly hilarious because the redshirt on duty made a show of pointing out to him how useless a single Guardian is and how pathetic you'd have to be to even consider stealing one.

That said, I feel like I'm legally stealing from GW whenever I shop at Dark Sphere (little place right next to Waterloo Station, for the Britfags in this thread). Feels good man.

>>12275689

>150 dollars in 20 minutes

>doesn't bring in nearly enough to be worth the hassle

You want to believe in something so hard.

The reasopn OP must be ugly:

In order to make money from selling warhams at half price she must be able to smuggle out entire Battleforces and Baneblades.

Thus she's a landwhale, hiding entire armies between her jiggling lardrolls.

>>12275689
>You are either:
>3) Lying.

Dingdingding, we have a winner.

>>12275692

That makes perfect sense. Oh, if only I was as wise as you obviously are.

>>12275699
>>12275706

>NO UR UGLY

>UR LIEING

Keep working up into that fanboi frenzy please. You fanbois make me worth stealing shit.

>>12275698

Repeatedly stealing products for that amount would show quickly in the system.

To even reach that amounmt you have to steal several boxes or one large box.

I don't buy it.

Been fun reading about your Munchausian adventures though.

>>12275716


Calling you out on what appears to be compulsive lies

=/=

WE LOVE GAMES WORKSHOP AND MUST DEFEND THEIR VIRGIN HONOUR


I mean really, if you must troll, try something more imaginative.

>>12275711
Yeah, well. It's not easy living up to my otherworldly standards.

>>12275699
For free Baneblades I would hit that beast like the fist of an angry god with a smile on my face broader than the Atlantic.

>Richard acklact
can have my sloppy seconds if he wants

>>12275721

Warhammer 40K's mechanics are intuitive and effective to the point that they are fully-functional for use in pen-and-paper gaming systems.

>>12275721
>Calling you out on what appears to be compulsive lies

What ARE complete lies. No-one could be proud of being this vile.

ITT: fat girl pinched something from gw once and now claims she does it all the time using her wily hambeast charms on poor unsuspecting GW employees

If any small store out there were losing hundreds of dollars of stock a month in such a manner, they either have the worlds most incompetent management or would tighten up security the second month they lose $300 worth of stock to theft.

>>12275730
>compulsive
>complete
Yeah, I know you're a girl and all, but try to keep up.

>>12275730

Good point.

>>12275066
I've never stolen but I do have a bucket of rubber mold and resin mix in my basement.

"Why are your Wraithguard so light?"
>mfw

>>12275730
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!
Or this will just devolve into more trolling and lies about how super cool someone is for stealing tiny soldiers.
I don't play warhammer so you can't call me a fanboy either. I don't play it because I can't afford to. I would like to start the Dark Angels army I've wanted to play for the past 6 years but that doesn't mean I'm going to go out and steal like a sixth grader

>>12275748
>I don't play it because I can't afford to.

Shop online, there are places where you can easily get 15-20% off the retail price. Buy a squad at a time, so the cost is spread around a bit, and you can more easily factor it into your budget. Only buy another unit when you've finished painting the current one. And, finally, there's nothing wrong with playing small games and collecting small armies. 1000 points shouldn't be too expensive, especially if you're playing Marines.

It's an expensive hobby to be sure, but there are ways of making it more affordable. I'm working for nearly minimum wage and I'm able to make things work.

I used to go to several shops, buy trifle shit and steal my ass off a little later. It works.


I get free armies and free money and your defensive mechanic is saying "LALALALALLA I CANT HEAR I ITS IMPOSSIBLE"

>>12275765

I ordered from Maelstrom about amonth ago.

By subscribing to their newsletter I found out they had 17% off.

This combined with their standard 10% and the weak pound I saved about 35-40% off RRP.

>>12275783

Isn't shipping expensive though?

>>12275785

Shipping is included in the price.

Took me about 10 days to get the items and I live in Sweden.

>>12275785
Shipping is free over 10 pounds

They tend to have deals near christmas, 10 or 20% off.

I'd subscribe to their newsletter so you don't miss it.

Good thread guys.

>>12275765
Thanks for the advice. And I know that this is the best way to start getting into the hobby. When I said that I can't afford to I meant that I REALLY can't afford to. My current college student+jobless status is really hindering things. I could subtract from my smoking budget but that will never happen. So its kindof my own fault. But thanks for the help.

>>12275824
Ah, right, I get you. Harsh, I hope things pick up soon and you're able to find a job. God only knows it's hard enough these days.

>>12275145
No. A backpack.

>>12275824

Pity...

Hope things get better for you in the future, anon.

>>12275824

>And I know that this is the best way to start getting into the hobby.

No, thats stealing.

>shoplifters attempting to defend themselves by saying GW are greedy assholes/untalented/whatever

Yeah that sure makes shoplifting respectable, doesn't it?

>>12276022

Not like the "I can't afford it, the company is evil, victimless crime, I'm a rebel" argument isn't used constantly on the internet.

>>12276038

Yes but the company in question isn't actually losing stock like in the case of shoplifting.

I don't work and I get 15 euros a week allowance by parents and I still have 600 points of Tau, 1300 points of CSM and several other random box set purchases and a full range of paints and brushes. The point is being smart, using gift offers for birthday/christmas on minis cause I really don't want anything else and creative use of junk.

I do agree the prices are fucking stupid and I honestly wouldn't mind if someone stole from a GW (I'm generally apathetic to everyone else's action as long as they don't affect me) but I would steal. Mainly because I'm super paranoid and afraid of getting caught. I'd steal if I was 110% sure I'd get away with it but i'd still feel bad about it despite GW is a total faggot to it's customers and fans, so I don't.

>>12276107
but i wouldn't steal*

fucking jesus christ. also yes, captcha

>them smeneeks

fucking smeneeks too.

>>12275264

protip: They Can.

archived this fucking incredible thread

Painfuly dumb attention whore with unwarranted self-imporatance craving for attention while being retardly hypocritical.

How original. *yawn*

She only lacks trip code for full fucktardness.

>>steal from gw store
>>get caught
>>scream WAAAGH I WAS LOOTING YA HUMIES!

If you steal for any other reason than absolute necessity you're fucking trash.

>>12275299

Property is theft brah, read Marx