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    47 KB Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:07 No.12275066  
    What have you manage to steal from GW /tg/?
    I myself have only really managed a few paints and some boosters close to the door and behind a pillar although I did once get a landraider when the staff were really involved in a training talk.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:09 No.12275073
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    Fuck you OP.... I hope the mods delete this thread
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:10 No.12275076
    Angry Jervis?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:10 No.12275081
    Never done it, my job pays for to well for me to need to and I don't feel like I need the thrill.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:10 No.12275082
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    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:13 No.12275095
    Is that... Samus giving birth to a...
    Jesus Christ. I quite.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:14 No.12275099
    One time i managed sneak out of a GW strore with my dignity intact.
    >> The Good Inquisitor 09/30/10(Thu)06:15 No.12275112
    No you didn't
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:18 No.12275124
    You're quite what? I MUST KNOW
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:20 No.12275138
    I must have stolen dozens of blister packs, paints and supplies. Me and a friend once stole a tau megaforce too.
    >> The Good Inquisitor 09/30/10(Thu)06:22 No.12275145
    Did you hide it in your TARDIS?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:23 No.12275146
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:27 No.12275168
    I've never been inside of a GW store, and I love the place I get my 40k stuff from too much.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:30 No.12275184
    I have a well-playing job and I am not a kleptomaniac. Impolite sage.
    >> The Good Inquisitor 09/30/10(Thu)06:30 No.12275188
    Really though, I've never seriously considered shoplifting, but the two times I've seen a dedicated GW store, it was open to the mall without a door, games were going on at the table out the front, so it I'd guess making off with something wouldn't have been hard.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:31 No.12275192
    I buy my minis from other companies. Apparently, that's the same thing as stealing from them.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:32 No.12275197

    I stole like 1000 dollars worth of shit from a small shop with my friend. She always went to talk with the cashier while I casually filled my backpack and left.

    We bought some legit stuff too, minor things like brushes or paints so we wont get suspicious too much.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:33 No.12275204
    I shoplifted a few times when I was 12 and felt the need to rebel against the establishment.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:35 No.12275223
    shoplifting from GW is really easy and fun, most of their shops has no security and shit for brains employees

    You can slip half of the shop in your pocket while they go OMG U MUST BUI DIS BANEBLADE/LAND RAIDER/CARNIFEX on someone who just came in and wanted to buy some basic starter set
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:37 No.12275231
    I like coke. Doesn't mean I will pay a million dollars for it. How does buying 200 cents worth of mini for 50 dollars feel?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:39 No.12275239
    I like how e-tough all the shoplifters in this thread are.

    I'm willing to bet they'd break down like the little bitches they are if mall security called their moms.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:40 No.12275242
    Say that to my face and see what happens.

    Looks more like stating what they did too me. Butthurt much Mr Ward?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:41 No.12275245

    You are wrong, kind sir.

    A spruce costs 8 cents to manufacture each. Including wages, materials, and renting equipment.

    And dont start this HURR DURR ARTISTIC PAYMENZTS because GW mostly hires freelance scuptors to design their new stuff and most of their stuff never really changes.

    Of course, fanboy who lap that shit up and paid several thousand dollars on ten dollars worth of plastic will defend their fuckup fervently.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:43 No.12275258

    >1 minute butthurt response

    Man, I can practically hear the noise of your trembling vagina
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:43 No.12275259
    I once accidentally stole a pen.

    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:43 No.12275260

    You have no idea how much it costs to make molds for mass producing that shit, do you? I'll give you a hint:

    A lot.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:44 No.12275264

    If someone would catch me? I'd just walk out because you dont have the legal right to restrain me.

    If you call the cops I will be far away when they arrive and I could safely dump or hide my shit and the burden of proof would lie on your. I'd talk with the cops for a little, being friendly and helpful and you would only came out of it as an ass who cried wolf.

    Its a moot point though, GW employees get absolutely mesmerized when a girl enters their shop
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:48 No.12275279
    The tonne was clearly a kidding one.
    Maybe you should take a break from the internet?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:48 No.12275283

    They tend to do that anyway.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:49 No.12275287

    It's funny how you pull that unwarranted know-it-all attitude right out of your ass. I don't know how the police do it in your country, but that's not how we do it where I am from.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:49 No.12275288

    But how will they know you're a girl when you look like a hideous, cheeto encrusted manchild?


    >implying most people would know or care about their right to restrain you, and would just grab you anyway because FUCKSHIT YOU BITCH YOU JUST STOLE MAH MERCHANDISE

    I once saw this old guy at a supermarket entrace literally punch out a snobby kid for trying to shoplift

    Shit was cash and so
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:49 No.12275290

    Ten to twenty dollars a piece.

    I used to work in a toy factory once, mints are just simple hunks of machined out metal. We get a master piece from the contractor and make copies of it for ourselves.

    Also, we mold everything with the same machines, we could literally build thousands of minis per hour, little slower if we doesnt remelt the fucked up spruces.
    >> The Good Inquisitor 09/30/10(Thu)06:51 No.12275299
    Yeah guys, disagreeing with the price doesn't justify theft.
    For the record. You're still a thief.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:51 No.12275301

    Cool starry bra

    Then I'd press charges aganist you, I'd simply pay a little extra and you'd go to prison for assault.

    Sounds like a deal to me.

    >But how will they know you're a girl when you look like a hideous, cheeto encrusted manchild?

    Do I detect an angry virgin here?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:52 No.12275303

    >toy factory

    I stopped reading right there.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:52 No.12275305

    >fuck yes I'm Garrett!

    So are pirates. And the ones downloading codexes.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:53 No.12275312

    Yes. Warhammer is a toy. Its mass produced.

    You thought every single mini is lovingly handcrafted for you?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:53 No.12275313

    I think there's a distinct difference between childrens' toys and toy soldiers and GW's miniatures and various other models (such as airplanes, tanks and what have you).
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:55 No.12275321

    My tupperware is mass produced. Does it make them toys?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:57 No.12275336

    There is no difference, we used to make warhammer spruces too, mainly WHFB ones. All of those shit are mass produced, usually around october-november and we dont get orders till next year.

    I'd gladly upload photos for you but I dont want to get into legal shit because of this, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:58 No.12275338

    >childrens' toys and toy soldiers and GW's miniatures

    all of them are toys brah

    i love how manchildren try to justify their shit

    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)06:59 No.12275346
    Depends on how you use them. I used tupperware as ice prisons when I was a kid where I'd put transformers in them and then freeze it when they lost a fight.

    For some reason thawing them out was so much fun.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:00 No.12275347

    This anon seems to know his shit so I ask, do you use different plastics for different spruces?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:01 No.12275357
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    I guess they're toys then.

    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:04 No.12275376

    Not really, we dumb the bags of plastic pellets and crushed spruces(failed ones re-grinded) into the machine and spruces come out on the other side. There is only around two dozen people in the whole facility and we are mostly supervisors only.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:06 No.12275387

    This has been tried several times.

    Blocking someone's path isn't assault.

    Stores have locked their entrances to keep shoplifters in and it's perfectly legal.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:06 No.12275389
    Once I accidentally the entire GW store.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:09 No.12275406
    It's kind of up to the da if he will pursue charges or not. They usually don't give a shit about shoplifters and will let it slide. Guess you could sue if you want to, but you'd get fucked in a court case and waste all that money paying a lawyer.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:10 No.12275407
    While I think that GW overprices like fuck, I don't think shoplifting is the answer. Just get some cardboard and build from that. If you do it well, most people won't even mind.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:10 No.12275408
    >This has been tried several times.

    cool story

    Trying to phsyically restrain and hit someone, especially a girl IS an assault.

    I could simply say I paid those already and the guy wanted to hit on me and when I refused he tried to restrain me.

    The cops would always believe me first, not some angry manchild.

    You are starting to grasp straws by now
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:11 No.12275419

    So pathetic.

    >I can shop lift all i want herpity derp DEY CAN'T STOP ME, fucking retard. The law doesn't work like that.

    This is just proof you are just an internet tough guy boasting about stealing.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:11 No.12275423

    GW is cheaper than AT-43 and marginally more expensive than Warmachine.

    They are about on par with their main competitors.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:12 No.12275424

    >but you'd get fucked in a court case

    >guy attacking a slut

    >failing in court

    maybe in saudi-arabia but not here
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:12 No.12275427
    Shoplifters are cowards by nature. They're among the lowest crooks in the crime ladder, and catching them is a waste of time when there are actual crimes being commited. Personally I'd rather have shop owners have extended legal rights to deal with them as they see fit, rather than have to bother to go there myself and see them shit themselves as they try to justify their actions. By far the shittiest aspect of the job right after domestic disputes.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:13 No.12275429

    >Trying to phsyically restrain and hit someone

    Never mentioned either of those.

    >especially a girl

    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:14 No.12275436

    No-one mentioned attacking.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:14 No.12275437

    >The cops would always believe me first, not some angry manchild.

    No, we wouldn't.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:14 No.12275438
    I don't know why people think it is so great to steal. It just raises the prices further. Also it is hilarious when shoplifters get caught. One kid tried to steal a painted carnifex from the store and was caught. He nearly wet himself when the police were called and then even worse, his mother!
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:14 No.12275440

    First, I'm not a guy and second, you are just all theoretical here. I've been stealing from GW shops several times every month since 1999 and never got caught.

    You are just rythming on HOW OSSUM IT WULD BE TO SEND U 15 YEARS IN PRISUN now.

    And yes, the law doesnt work like that. If you arent a cop or a security guard you cant restrain people.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:14 No.12275444
    Get "arrested" because you hit / restrain a shoplifter.

    Plea emotional stress / rage.
    Walk away free.

    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:16 No.12275450

    >I could simply say I paid for those

    Ok then Miss, can we see your receit?

    >omg he stoled it from me while raping me with his eyes

    Really? Well I guess we'll just have to check the sales history on the store computer and-

    >zomg no it's in on the conspiracy you cant touch me I'm a girl, bathe in the might of my supreme, vaginal magnificence!
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:16 No.12275451

    We had a kid steal a guys true-scaled Alpha Legion marines and re-paint them as Ultramarines

    Me and a friend had to do a good cop-bad cop routine to get him to tell where he hid the rest of them.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:16 No.12275455
    I actually did this once when I worked at a hardware store (ACE Hardware, if you must know).

    Guy went into our breakroom/office and grabbed reciepts and cash out of the store safe (which was, lol, unlocked and open because the owners were mouthbreathers) and tried to casually walk out.

    I blocked the single door leading in and out, because I saw him rifling through the safe. He kept telling me to let him out or he'd push his way out. I told him to try it.

    Long story short, he tried to press what amounted to imprisonment charges on me, I had him charged with assault. I paid a fine and did community service, he got petty larceny (we had just driven the cash box to the bank, thankfuly) and assault (for pushing past me by shouldering me out of the way) and is currently doing time for several other outstanding burglary/larceny charges.

    So to rebut, it isn't legal to block someones path, per se, but the courts and police will give you a lot of leeway and lean to your side if you do it.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:16 No.12275457
    Shopkeeper's Privilege. Look it up. Also, 0/10
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:17 No.12275459





    and a cool story

    Do I detect a GW employee here? Hey, If your stocks are dwindling too quickly, I might be stealing from your shop :3

    Oh btw, did you knew that stolen items get deducted from the employees pay?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:17 No.12275461
    Unless he leaves marks nothing much will happen. Cops usually have a working relationship with security guards at stores, so they'll believe the guard in most cases. And if it's a big store then they'll probably have a cop working as a guard as a side job, so you won't really luck out there.

    They can lock you in till the cops get there or restrain you, but most companies tell their guards just to let shoplifters get away since it reduces the liabilities they're responsible for. Store with a cop on the payroll though and you're pretty much fucked if they catch you.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:18 No.12275468

    Citizen's arrest. Because you are stealing I have the right to restrain you until police arrive. Try again.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:19 No.12275471

    Oh wow, you quite literally know NOTHING about the legal system.

    So apparently every single woman in the land can walk into shops grab handfuls of everything walk out and scream rape if you try to get stopped.

    lol. no.



    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:20 No.12275476

    >In some jurisdictions of the United States

    >in some



    And another story made up on the spot?

    What the hell is with you?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:20 No.12275480
    Hurp durp, /tg/ doesn't need mods, we can moderate ourselves, herp derp.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:21 No.12275482

    >Oh btw, did you knew that stolen items get deducted from the employees pay?

    Nope, again you are totally fucking wrong, try again.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:21 No.12275483

    GW fanboy

    leave it there
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:21 No.12275491

    >just says wrong

    >no backing up

    babbys first troll
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:22 No.12275495
    This thread is like the king of bad threads. Where the fuck are the mods when you actually need them?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:22 No.12275496
    Not the dude you were arguing with man.

    It was an unrelated story about how restraint and assault actually work in a retail store.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:22 No.12275499

    The office supplier I used to work for had automatic locks that were pretty easy to abuse.

    Just mash the keypad and they'd go into lockdown to prevent break-ins.

    I bet more stores have security systems like this, and could use them to lock someone in if need be.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:23 No.12275500
    Nobody ever cites sources on /tg/, you cretinous mongoloid. Or 4chan. Or most of the internet. Or most debate.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:23 No.12275502

    Banning nipples.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:25 No.12275511

    And yet you're own assertion that stolen merchandise is deducted from the employees pay itself had no backup

    >embryos first troll

    This thread is just one big fat guy who dreams of being a gurl and is desperately trying to ruin the fun of other elegen/tg/ents
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:26 No.12275516

    >scream rape

    No. I just have to say calmly that this angry guy here, trying to restrain me after I refused his advances.

    He will just herp and derp about stealing incoherently.

    Sexual harassment > stelaing everywhere.

    This is still theoretical btw, I'm stealing from GW shops for 11 years by now and I never got caught so I dont care about your wish fulfillment stories about "thieves getting caught and PUNISHED HARD XD XD"
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:26 No.12275520

    Because no where in the Games Workshop contract does it state "All and any store losses including but not limited to Shoplifting are to be reclaimed through employees salaries"

    and stop saying you're a woman too you fucking manchild.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:26 No.12275521
    I live in an awesome country. Here, everyone has that as a basic right. And you can't abuse it either because they've specifically formulated it with that in mind and the court will fuck you sideways if you do.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:28 No.12275532

    you must be a dumb shit if you think it doesnt work this way everywhere, otehrwise the employees would be the biggest thieves

    looks like you never worked in a shop before
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:28 No.12275533

    1. You are not a woman.
    2. No you haven't been stealing for 11 years
    3. You are lying on the internet on an anonymous image board
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:28 No.12275536

    And I doubt /tg/ much cares about your wish fullfilment stories about being a lawbreaking landwhale.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:30 No.12275541
    Im >>12275438 and I am not a GW employee. It was on a saturday at a battle bunker. This kid just picked it up and tried walking out. He walked straight into a gw employee who asked him why he had the carnifex. He was about 13 or 14. It was fucking hilarious watching him try to talk his way out of it.

    I just think that stealing is one of the lamest things you can do. Get a job people. It is not that fucking hard to do.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:30 No.12275542

    >baaaw ure mean

    Yeah, nice arguement. This and your powertripping wish fulfillments will really stop me from getting those free carnifexes or terminator squads.

    Hey, you might be interested in some, I sell them for half price than GW :3
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:31 No.12275546
    >I'm stealing from GW shops for 11 years
    I hope this isn't true because
    1. No one is stupid enough to consistently spell things that badly.
    2. That'd be the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:31 No.12275547
    The ACE I worked at had a home installed video system, and two locks in the entire store. ACE is a franchise, so the stores are all different, and generally very low tech on security.

    The video system was five pinhole, midresolution cameras randomly placed around the store (fifteen aisles, and not a SINGLE FUCKING CAMERA LOOKING DOWN THE AISLES, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST), a set of barricade bars on the front door (that they never used and were fully manual), two deadbolts on the front door and a recessed lock on the loading bay curtain. The door on the loading bay had a charlie bar with bolts that could be slipped in to lock it down, but the bolts were rarely used, so a solid shoulder in the right place could knock the bar down.

    The officer/breakroom had no lock on it (until just after the story I told above, when they then put a crappy schlage on it and a peep hole), and the power tool closet in the back had a simple MasterLock (which is funny, considering there was a set of power bolt cutters FIVE FEET AWAY, OUTSIDE THE FUCKING POWER TOOL CABINET).

    They also had no alarm system, and the HDD that contained ALL the surveilance videos was in the loading bay, the one with the easily jimmied door, in plain sight.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:31 No.12275549

    Which country are you from?
    I ask because in every US state but NC, everyday people have the right to restrain and arrest you.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:31 No.12275551
    Man I remember in middle school when everyone used to brag about how the stuff they shoplifted. I guess you never got pass that phase.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:33 No.12275557
    ITT lvl2 Thieves.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:33 No.12275559

    So your biggest comeback is that I'm must be ugly and fat? Oh you, I can only wildly guess why are you still virgins.



    So if a 13 year old fails in your wish fulfullment, how does that effects me stealing your shit to resell for money? I earn 200-300 dollars a month extra because GW employes melt if I get a littly flirty with them.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:35 No.12275569

    Do you remember the time when people used to get free stuff and earn easy money instead of buying overpriced stuff and defending it?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:36 No.12275570

    Just crashed into the thread, out of interest what country are you from.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:36 No.12275571
    >wish fulfilment
    >wish fulfilment
    >wish fulfilment
    >wish fulfilment
    >wish fulfilment
    >wish fulfilment
    I don't think that means what you think it means
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:37 No.12275575

    American, of course.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:38 No.12275579

    My comebacks are no less childish than your remarks about my supposed virginity.

    I can guess why you're an extremely ugly person.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:38 No.12275580
    Wow you sound like such a pathetic person.

    Stealing from GW wow that is so totally cool, lets all totally do that (sarcasm btw). Seriously though it is just sad. Hopefully one day you will realise why.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:40 No.12275591
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:42 No.12275596
    The worst part of working there?

    They sold coffee (ground or whole bean, your choice) from OPEN AIR CONTAINERS.

    After I quit, I went back a year later when the owner/managers weren't there to shoot the breeze with the guys I had worked with. I had them rummage through one of the coffee jars, lo and behold, the washers I had thrown in there one day while bored were still in there.

    I nearly threw up right there.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:43 No.12275601


    Keep saying that.


    >pathetic person.

    >Stealing from GW

    So if I wouldnt steal from GW but from RadioShack, it would be a-ok in your eyes? You have just went full fanboy.

    I steal from GW because I like playing warhammer from time ti time and I like to have free armies, to sell boxes of plastic worth 30 cents for 30 dollars for idiots and because it has a zero chance of failure. You have any idea how socially inept and easily controllable GW employees are? It takes literally two flirts to send them around the shop, trying to seach some obscure shit for me while I comfortably fill my backpack.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:44 No.12275608
    >steals plastic toys
    >thinks she's cool'n'awesome
    >would CRY RAPE
    >responds to every argument with U R UGLY VIRGIN BOY

    wow, so you're tha/tg/irl. good to know there's a huge fucking ocean between where we live so I never have to meet you. Goddamn it.

    Also, it basically runs down to you being an insecure hambeast because you're a girl and you feel you have to prove you can also be cool like all the guys even if you're a girl.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/30/10(Thu)07:45 No.12275611

    No, it's not a comeback. You just really sound like a pathetic person who invents stories like this to make yourself feel significant.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:45 No.12275612
    What amazes me in this thread isnt the sheer iniquity of the faggots that steal from GW

    Nor is it the insane zeal with which the ultra fanboys defend GW prices

    Nor is it the disturbing question of whether this supposed 'girl shoplifter' is actually just a bored troll or really someone so pathetic they believe they can get away with the fanciful doo da they're prattling on about

    No... it's the fact that my image... the first reply to this thread... hasnt been deleted yet

    I mean wtf mods? It's Samus bloodily giving birth to Ridley while tearfully preparing to shoot it mid birth

    Does she need to show a nipple or something?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:47 No.12275617
    I do love how all the fat manchildren try to imply BAAW URE UGLY when they never even got close to a girl.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:47 No.12275620
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    OP here.

    Don't hit on me you silly boys.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:48 No.12275622
    Not any of the folks you're arguing with, but stealing is just wrong, period. From Radio Shack, from GW, from Game Developers, from the grocery store, from anyone.

    Honestly, it's just silly that you gain enjoyment from stealing from someone else. Get your gratification elsewhere, or perhaps become a functional, worthwhile use of carbon.

    Though, I am being a bit of a hypocrit, as I'm a sometimes torrenter. Doesn't make what you or I do any more right or justified.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:49 No.12275627
    The saddest thing about this is that OP thinks thiws affects GW in any way.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:50 No.12275628


    You would fit right in with your virginal rage :3
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:50 No.12275632
    >implying piracy is the same thing as stealing
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:51 No.12275637
    They will thing their minis are so awesome people will risk rectum enlargement treatment in jail to get them.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:52 No.12275641

    I dont give a fuck, sorry. As long its lucrative and gets manchildren in shit I will kepp doing it and I wont be caught.

    Sorry to burst your bubble :3
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:52 No.12275642
    Euro timezone mods/janitors are down for the night, and the North American timezone mods/janitors haven't started their shift yet.

    Happens like this most mornings. You'd need a lot more porn reports for it to trip a global mod warning, I think.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:53 No.12275647



    lol wut?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:53 No.12275649
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    >think warhammer players are sad nerds
    >steal warhams
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:55 No.12275655

    You stealing doesn't get anyone in shit.

    Last time our GW found there were missing items they just tightened security in the mall.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:56 No.12275657
    Then you're nothing more than a waste of usable carbon.

    Thanks for contributing to the eventual heat death of the universe and the decline of human society. You're a hopeless waste of oxygen.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:56 No.12275660
    actually no that's not legal

    what is egress for 500?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:56 No.12275662
    >I am so smart :3
    >An cute because I make cute faces :3

    Everyone else also realized we could steal shit everywhere if we wanted. But we're not pathetic enough to do it as we don't want to contribute to that kind of society. The fact that you do, or your ignorance of the consequences, is rather saddening.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:56 No.12275663

    >sell those pathetic nerds warhams

    >get fuckloads of money

    Scroll up I explained it.

    I dont get this outrage at all, /tg/ just downloads, torrents, and pirates everything all the time anyway.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:56 No.12275664


    Seriously. Elegan/tg/entlemen, getting into a bitchfight with a rather poor troll who is doing well purely by pretending to be a woman and responding to everything with LOL U A VIRGIN?
    WTF guiz. Man up.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)07:59 No.12275673


    Havent heard that since high school. Good show.


    Yes, because a female MUST be a troll right? This is your sectret boys clubhous with no cooties allowed.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:02 No.12275678

    >Yes, because a female MUST be a troll right? This is your sectret boys clubhous with no cooties allowed.

    Not really.
    Just that someone who is being such a blatant troll is unlikely to be telling any truths.

    Also, [spoilersdontworkhereohgod]resorting to insults about no girls allowed is childish, especially when im a girl[/stillnospoilersohlawdy]
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:02 No.12275679
    Not at all. /tg/'s quite accepting of women who aren't total bitches - Deathleaper's Fangirl would have been run off the board weeks ago were that not the case.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:04 No.12275682
    With the way you're acting, and the fact that since the beginning of your ranting and raving you've been throwing around "I'm a woman, I'm a woman, I'm totally a GIIIIRRRRRLLLLL LOOK AT ALL MY MANNERISMS AND HOW I TRY TO BE FEMININE" crap, yeah, you're a troll.

    You've done fairly well playing off the rampant /tg/ misogyny and obvious "I'm a gurl, I can du wat I want" trollery, but you're losing steam under the weight of some seemingly logical posts from my fellow anons.

    I wouldn't be surprised if you were samefagging some of these posts to continue fanning the flames.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:05 No.12275687

    Yes, if your biggest comeback is "U MUST BE UGLY XD" then you are likely a virgin.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:05 No.12275689

    Selling a few kits at half price doesn't bring in nearly enough to be worth the hassle.

    You are either:

    1) Living in poverty.

    2) Stealing impossibly large quantities.

    3) Lying.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:07 No.12275692
    >downloads, torrents, and pirates
    It's not the same thing. The fact you don't realize this is absurd.

    1. Piracy doesn't remove anything from a reseller that would otherwise have been sold. Stealing does, and thus causes loss of profit.
    2. I almost only pirate things I would otherwise have not bought. Coupled with 1. this means no one loses any profit, AT ALL, from me pirating.
    3. Like stated above, I do pirate some things that I would otherwise buy. BUT, if I pirate it and I LIKE IT, then I buy it. If I don't like it, I don't buy it. This causes loss of profit for SOME companies, but only those who makes things not worth buying. This is a development I can morally stand behind as it introduces a much-needed natural selection to the market.
    4. When I pirate things I don't buy, I almost always talk about them to other people (if it's good enough). In the corporate world, word of mouth=profits. So basically, piracy cause profits for good companies. And bad companies can go fuck themselves. See above about natural selection.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:08 No.12275693
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    Link fail or reading comprehension fail?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:08 No.12275696
    Stealing is for the weak, a real man earns what he wants.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:08 No.12275697
    This thread reminds me of the time I caught some thirteen, maybe fourteen-year-old swiping a Guardian from one of my LGW's tables. It was particularly hilarious because the redshirt on duty made a show of pointing out to him how useless a single Guardian is and how pathetic you'd have to be to even consider stealing one.

    That said, I feel like I'm legally stealing from GW whenever I shop at Dark Sphere (little place right next to Waterloo Station, for the Britfags in this thread). Feels good man.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:08 No.12275698

    >150 dollars in 20 minutes

    >doesn't bring in nearly enough to be worth the hassle

    You want to believe in something so hard.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:08 No.12275699
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    The reasopn OP must be ugly:

    In order to make money from selling warhams at half price she must be able to smuggle out entire Battleforces and Baneblades.

    Thus she's a landwhale, hiding entire armies between her jiggling lardrolls.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 09/30/10(Thu)08:10 No.12275706
    >You are either:
    >3) Lying.

    Dingdingding, we have a winner.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:11 No.12275711

    That makes perfect sense. Oh, if only I was as wise as you obviously are.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:12 No.12275716



    Keep working up into that fanboi frenzy please. You fanbois make me worth stealing shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:12 No.12275717

    Repeatedly stealing products for that amount would show quickly in the system.

    To even reach that amounmt you have to steal several boxes or one large box.

    I don't buy it.

    Been fun reading about your Munchausian adventures though.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:13 No.12275721

    Calling you out on what appears to be compulsive lies



    I mean really, if you must troll, try something more imaginative.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:14 No.12275723
    Yeah, well. It's not easy living up to my otherworldly standards.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:15 No.12275725
    For free Baneblades I would hit that beast like the fist of an angry god with a smile on my face broader than the Atlantic.

    >Richard acklact
    can have my sloppy seconds if he wants
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/30/10(Thu)08:15 No.12275728

    Warhammer 40K's mechanics are intuitive and effective to the point that they are fully-functional for use in pen-and-paper gaming systems.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 09/30/10(Thu)08:16 No.12275730
    >Calling you out on what appears to be compulsive lies

    What ARE complete lies. No-one could be proud of being this vile.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:16 No.12275731
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    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:17 No.12275735
    ITT: fat girl pinched something from gw once and now claims she does it all the time using her wily hambeast charms on poor unsuspecting GW employees

    If any small store out there were losing hundreds of dollars of stock a month in such a manner, they either have the worlds most incompetent management or would tighten up security the second month they lose $300 worth of stock to theft.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:18 No.12275737
    Yeah, I know you're a girl and all, but try to keep up.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:18 No.12275738
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    Good point.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:19 No.12275741
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    I've never stolen but I do have a bucket of rubber mold and resin mix in my basement.

    "Why are your Wraithguard so light?"
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:22 No.12275748
    Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!
    Or this will just devolve into more trolling and lies about how super cool someone is for stealing tiny soldiers.
    I don't play warhammer so you can't call me a fanboy either. I don't play it because I can't afford to. I would like to start the Dark Angels army I've wanted to play for the past 6 years but that doesn't mean I'm going to go out and steal like a sixth grader
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 09/30/10(Thu)08:26 No.12275765
    >I don't play it because I can't afford to.

    Shop online, there are places where you can easily get 15-20% off the retail price. Buy a squad at a time, so the cost is spread around a bit, and you can more easily factor it into your budget. Only buy another unit when you've finished painting the current one. And, finally, there's nothing wrong with playing small games and collecting small armies. 1000 points shouldn't be too expensive, especially if you're playing Marines.

    It's an expensive hobby to be sure, but there are ways of making it more affordable. I'm working for nearly minimum wage and I'm able to make things work.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:29 No.12275769
    I used to go to several shops, buy trifle shit and steal my ass off a little later. It works.

    I get free armies and free money and your defensive mechanic is saying "LALALALALLA I CANT HEAR I ITS IMPOSSIBLE"
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:33 No.12275783

    I ordered from Maelstrom about amonth ago.

    By subscribing to their newsletter I found out they had 17% off.

    This combined with their standard 10% and the weak pound I saved about 35-40% off RRP.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:35 No.12275785

    Isn't shipping expensive though?
    >> Idaeus !!HT8W2mRAWVL 09/30/10(Thu)08:36 No.12275797
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    Shipping is included in the price.

    Took me about 10 days to get the items and I live in Sweden.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:37 No.12275800
    Shipping is free over 10 pounds
    >> Idaeus !!HT8W2mRAWVL 09/30/10(Thu)08:39 No.12275807
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    They tend to have deals near christmas, 10 or 20% off.

    I'd subscribe to their newsletter so you don't miss it.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:41 No.12275812
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    Good thread guys.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:46 No.12275824
    Thanks for the advice. And I know that this is the best way to start getting into the hobby. When I said that I can't afford to I meant that I REALLY can't afford to. My current college student+jobless status is really hindering things. I could subtract from my smoking budget but that will never happen. So its kindof my own fault. But thanks for the help.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 09/30/10(Thu)08:48 No.12275834
    Ah, right, I get you. Harsh, I hope things pick up soon and you're able to find a job. God only knows it's hard enough these days.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:49 No.12275842
    No. A backpack.
    >> Idaeus !!HT8W2mRAWVL 09/30/10(Thu)08:54 No.12275855
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    Hope things get better for you in the future, anon.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)08:58 No.12275875

    >And I know that this is the best way to start getting into the hobby.

    No, thats stealing.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)09:34 No.12276022
    >shoplifters attempting to defend themselves by saying GW are greedy assholes/untalented/whatever

    Yeah that sure makes shoplifting respectable, doesn't it?
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)09:38 No.12276038

    Not like the "I can't afford it, the company is evil, victimless crime, I'm a rebel" argument isn't used constantly on the internet.
    >> I apologised on 4chan !!857o4GkKJgy 09/30/10(Thu)09:40 No.12276048

    Yes but the company in question isn't actually losing stock like in the case of shoplifting.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)09:52 No.12276107
    I don't work and I get 15 euros a week allowance by parents and I still have 600 points of Tau, 1300 points of CSM and several other random box set purchases and a full range of paints and brushes. The point is being smart, using gift offers for birthday/christmas on minis cause I really don't want anything else and creative use of junk.

    I do agree the prices are fucking stupid and I honestly wouldn't mind if someone stole from a GW (I'm generally apathetic to everyone else's action as long as they don't affect me) but I would steal. Mainly because I'm super paranoid and afraid of getting caught. I'd steal if I was 110% sure I'd get away with it but i'd still feel bad about it despite GW is a total faggot to it's customers and fans, so I don't.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)09:55 No.12276126
    but i wouldn't steal*

    fucking jesus christ. also yes, captcha

    >them smeneeks

    fucking smeneeks too.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)09:57 No.12276133

    protip: They Can.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)09:58 No.12276146
    archived this fucking incredible thread
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)09:58 No.12276147
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    Painfuly dumb attention whore with unwarranted self-imporatance craving for attention while being retardly hypocritical.

    How original. *yawn*

    She only lacks trip code for full fucktardness.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)10:03 No.12276165
    >>steal from gw store
    >>get caught
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)10:06 No.12276193
    If you steal for any other reason than absolute necessity you're fucking trash.
    >> Anonymous 09/30/10(Thu)10:19 No.12276254

    Property is theft brah, read Marx

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