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    2.93 MB Aw, come on - I think you can guess... The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)10:46 No.12476287  
    Am I addicted, /tg/? Or am I just THAT GODDAMN BORED?

    Perhaps both.

    Let's make us another character.

    -Stick "dice 1d100" in the e-mail field.
    -Put down your two cents on whatever aspect of the character we're currently discussing.
    -First roll of 80 or more gets it, unless said roll is blatant trolling.
    -And that's Numberwang!

    Let's get this started properly. Which genre will we work with this morning?
    Horror? Sci-fi? Fantasy? Western? Something different? Or something more specific?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)10:48 No.12476302
    rolled 37 = 37

    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)10:49 No.12476311
    rolled 21 = 21

    Non-Supernatural Horror
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)10:51 No.12476330
    rolled 47 = 47

    Genre: Heavy Metal in a classical Fantasy setting.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)10:51 No.12476331
    rolled 82 = 82

    Kitchen Sink, Anything-Goes fantasy. The weirder the better.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)10:53 No.12476343
    We have a winner!!!
    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)10:54 No.12476354
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    So, weird fantasy... and with two previous rolls for Heavy Mythril, that can incorporate well into this.

    The sky is no limit for this thread. If we aren't hitting Gurren Lagann levels of weirdness, we're not trying hard enough.

    Let's begin with the most basic element - WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE for this character?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)10:57 No.12476390
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:00 No.12476421
    rolled 62 = 62

    Eating copious amounts of food and sleeping.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:03 No.12476440
    rolled 26 = 26

    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:04 No.12476450
    rolled 47 = 47

    Fighting his way to becoming the most powerful barbarian pastry chef
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:04 No.12476463
    rolled 100 = 100

    There is only one thing worth anything, and that is the road.

    The black tar beneath his tires. The scream of his thunder-engine. The wind in his face. The new day beyond the horizon.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:05 No.12476464
    rolled 92 = 92

    Interpretive dance
    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)11:06 No.12476481

    A dedicated nomad across the lands of whereverthehellweare, possibly jaded, possibly cynical... or possibly just a jilted idealist.

    So which proud race does this fellow hail from?
    >> LaBambaMan 10/17/10(Sun)11:08 No.12476503
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:09 No.12476508
    rolled 73 = 73

    The lost race of manly sideburned Elves
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:09 No.12476511
    rolled 35 = 35

    I am very glad at which one of these won.

    The noble Road-Hobgoblins of Canada
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:10 No.12476518
    rolled 25 = 25

    His father was Ice-Man, of the frozen north. His mother was a chupacabra.

    In his father's defense, he was REALLY fucking drunk.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:10 No.12476524
    rolled 69 = 69

    Haha. Race. It's funny, because this'll be a road warrior type thing, probably.

    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:11 No.12476528
    rolled 39 = 39

    It's a robot motorbike. Built and designed to travel the road and rock out.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:13 No.12476547
    rolled 62 = 62

    Blood wasn't the ONLY thing she sucked, amirite?

    Genetically enhanced bikers. Like the gangs from Akira (but not the Clown guys)
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:13 No.12476557
    rolled 11 = 11

    He is a mighty Luchador. Yes, that is his race. You think that's a mask?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:15 No.12476566
    rolled 19 = 19

    A rough and tumble dwarf auto mechanic
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:15 No.12476570
    rolled 51 = 51

    Mullet goblin
    >> LaBambaMan 10/17/10(Sun)11:16 No.12476575
    rolled 67 = 67

    He's an anthro Alpaca with a green liberty spike mohawk.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:16 No.12476578
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    Fucking Ettercap.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:17 No.12476581
    rolled 4 = 4

    Well he's obviously a kobold.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:17 No.12476587
    rolled 10 = 10

    Rolling for ettercap.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:18 No.12476591
    rolled 24 = 24

    Perhaps a precocious and able-bodied gnome?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:18 No.12476592
    rolled 87 = 87

    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:18 No.12476596
    rolled 53 = 53


    >> LaBambaMan 10/17/10(Sun)11:19 No.12476605
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    He's a Bearodactyl.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:19 No.12476608
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    rolled 41 = 41


    Oh dear, this should end well.
    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)11:20 No.12476615
    Gah... must... avoid... pun... but... CAN'T!

    So he's a gnomead.

    What skills does this stubby little roadie use in his travels? How does he make his living?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:20 No.12476616

    Bah, roll out of e-mail field!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:21 No.12476628
    rolled 88 = 88


    He whores out his disproportionately large genitals for gold, trapping many a young woman with a fetish for short men with his devilish wiles.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:22 No.12476632
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:22 No.12476635
    rolled 53 = 53

    He is an accomplished auto mechanic / exotic dancer
    >> LaBambaMan 10/17/10(Sun)11:23 No.12476645
    rolled 75 = 75

    Engineering to keep his ride going, but is extremely well spoken and quite educated in the fine arts. He makes his living hunting down the single rattlesnake who killed his father 20 years ago, but believes it to be some sort of conspiracy............................he also wears a top hat.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:23 No.12476648
    rolled 18 = 18

    Well... Alright then.
    Maybe his gold-earning genitals have gone missing, prompting his current quest?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:24 No.12476651
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:24 No.12476661

    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)11:25 No.12476664

    Once you go gnome, you never go back home.

    Let's quantify this fella a bit more. What's his greatest asset (besides his enormous gnome-wang) and his greatest liability?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:25 No.12476666
    rolled 6 = 6

    I love you /tg/. So much.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:26 No.12476675
    rolled 72 = 72

    his spanish accent
    his spanish accent
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:26 No.12476677
    rolled 76 = 76

    His tongue, if ya know what I mean, is his greatest asset.

    His greatest liability is if you point out he is going bald, he is drawn to a blind rage.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:27 No.12476687
    rolled 11 = 11


    His greatest asset is his complete inability to let anything phase him. It's like he views the world through rose-tinted glasses.

    However, this is also something of a detriment, as he responds terribly inappropriately to depressing sights and cannot understand the idea of grief.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:28 No.12476691
    rolled 76 = 76

    he is extremely strong and muscular
    he is afraid of children
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:28 No.12476693
    rolled 25 = 25

    His greatest asset is his ability to DIPLOMACY anything into submission.
    His greatest liability is that he is pursued by the debt-collectors of the mothers of his bastard children.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:29 No.12476702
    rolled 78 = 78


    Due to a rather odd mutation, his knuckles are capped with sharpened bony protrusions. It certainly gives his punches a bit of sting.

    Unfortunately it also gave him a bum leg.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:30 No.12476710
    rolled 53 = 53

    he is a great engineer and creates his vehicles with which he rides down the road himself, yet he is heavily depressed ever since he list his great love, his machine, clarabella
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:30 No.12476712

    His superior hunting skills and his Dwarven battleaxe. No, not a real axe. She's his pimp.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:31 No.12476716
    rolled 66 = 66

    I fail at /tg/
    >> dice 1d100 Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:31 No.12476720
    This greatest asset is his rockin mustache, winning him various facial hair competitions and ladies.

    This is also his greatest flaw because grooming and waxing it is almost like a compulsion to him and heaven forbid that someone touches it without his consent
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:32 No.12476725
    rolled 27 = 27


    For some as-of-yet-undiscovered reason, he is completely incapable of suffering any harm when falling from a height greater than twenty feet. Any smaller than that, however, and he will still crack his head on the ground.

    Unfortunately he also happens to suffer from a rather nasty sentient tapeworm named Charles.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:32 No.12476726
    rolled 75 = 75

    his strenght is enormous charisma and good persuasion
    his greatest weakness is the fear of any male genital other than his own
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:32 No.12476731
    rolled 72 = 72

    I like this, rolling for it
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:33 No.12476741
    rolled 90 = 90


    His greatest asset is his peculiar ability to know just what kind of story will put someone to sleep.

    His greatest liability is chronic narcolepsy.
    >> Lear !NAMdiwz0Sw 10/17/10(Sun)11:34 No.12476749
    rolled 35 = 35

    The fact that he has two heads.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:34 No.12476750
    rolled 61 = 61

    his greatest asset is his ability to, even though he is very short, run at extremely fast speed over long distances.
    his greatest liability is his extremely overgrown nose, almost as big as his mighty wang.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:34 No.12476751

    Well we've got another winner it seems.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:34 No.12476752
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:35 No.12476759
    rolled 63 = 63

    His greatest asset is his ability to stare down dragons.

    His greatest liability is that he's racist.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:35 No.12476761
    rolled 53 = 53

    I will roll for it since no number here
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:36 No.12476763

    >Chronic narcolepsy

    Oh good lord.
    >> not sure if want Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:38 No.12476781

    So he crosses the lands in his thunder engine putting people to sleep with his stories. In the middle of trying to rape the unconscious barmaids to relieve his monstrous testicles.... he falls asleep.

    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)11:38 No.12476782
    Um... alright. So he's not only skilled at seduction, but at boring the snot out of people.

    Now, it's been established that we've got a nomad on our hands - what is his ride? What mystical conveyance carries this gigolo through the lands of iron and fire?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:39 No.12476790
    rolled 72 = 72

    This + the road setting should get interesting, I like
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:39 No.12476799
    Hey, HEY. He doesn't rape anyone. They couldn't pay him if he did that.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:39 No.12476800
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    So our character so far is a narcoleptic gnomish sex god who puts people to sleep with horrible stories.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:40 No.12476802
    rolled 69 = 69

    he uses his wang as a pogo stick
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:40 No.12476803
    rolled 80 = 80

    A magical tricycle. That you pedal.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:40 No.12476805
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:40 No.12476808
    rolled 34 = 34

    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:41 No.12476812
    rolled 64 = 64

    A motorized, self balancing unicycle built from scratch using a giant dump truck tire and a bicycle seat made of real cheetah fur
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:41 No.12476816

    A magical pedaling motortrike?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:42 No.12476818
    rolled 19 = 19

    To motor or not to motor, that is the question.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:42 No.12476821
    rolled 93 = 93

    yet the tricicle is pulled by a lot of rabbits
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:43 No.12476830
    A magical moped?
    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)11:43 No.12476832
    A... magical... tricycle.

    You know what? We're going for weird. Fine. He's got a fucking mystic trike that can carry him along at highway speeds.

    Let's round this fellow out a little more. What is his goal in life? Does he even have one?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:43 No.12476835
    rolled 60 = 60

    Rabbits ARE a fertility symbol...
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:43 No.12476836
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    A magical motorized tricycle pulled by a rabbit sled team?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:44 No.12476841
    rolled 47 = 47

    his goal in life is to get bigger
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:45 No.12476843
    rolled 40 = 40

    He is looking for his lost daughter, sold into slavery because he couldn't pay his gambling debts. That and he is a poor father
    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)11:45 No.12476851
    While a bit of a diversion, I admit at this point I would love a drawfag to doodle this up.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:45 No.12476852
    rolled 14 = 14

    he is looking for the one woman that can truly statisfy his mighty wang with the respect that is due
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:45 No.12476853
    rolled 40 = 40

    To find the one that got away who is a female gnome riding a tricycle.

    And to bang as many women as possible on his way to that goal.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:45 No.12476856
    rolled 11 = 11

    He's out to recover an ancient relic of a lost time
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:46 No.12476857
    rolled 25 = 25


    His goal is to find a more meaningful existence than simply wandering the land in search of booze and hookers and a cure for his narcolepsy.

    He wants to become the Grand High Poobah of the long-lost order of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:46 No.12476859
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    Wow trikes rolled 80s.
    What are the chances?

    How about this but with pedals?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:46 No.12476866
    rolled 12 = 12

    He seeks the goddess of love herself, that he may bone the living daylights out of her, for the one and only truly unbeatable locker room story.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:47 No.12476867
    rolled 61 = 61

    to retrieve his manlyhood stolen from an evil kindergarten teacher which mistook him for a kid
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:47 No.12476871
    rolled 42 = 42

    to catch them all
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:48 No.12476875
    rolled 52 = 52

    He searches to spread his nomad lifestyle of banging chicks using a trike.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:48 No.12476876
    rolled 64 = 64

    He wants nothing more than to find the final resting place of his father, who in life was a noble engineer and warrior whose respect he was never quite able to earn. Some part of him wishes that he could be as valiant and intelligent as his dear old dad was.

    The other part is pretty content with the booze and hookers.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:48 No.12476877
    rolled 42 = 42

    He roams the land, endlessly searching for the best hotdog stand
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:48 No.12476881
    rolled 44 = 44

    wreck shit up
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:49 No.12476891
    rolled 29 = 29

    to find the one pant big enough to bear all his might and yet be comfortable
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:49 No.12476894
    He's a shadowrunner trying to make it through the magical kingdoms, travelling from East Coast to Seattle through the broken highway system.

    He's carrying a new matrix crash.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:49 No.12476896
    rolled 88 = 88

    He wants nothing more than to conquer the entire planet and take it for his own, no matter what the odds or the cost to himself. He will do anything, do anyONE, in order to achieve this unfathomably daunting goal.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:50 No.12476902
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:50 No.12476905
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    NOW we're cookin' with gas!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:50 No.12476907
    rolled 84 = 84

    to find his long lost childhood love gerthrude which was abducted by an evil supermarket cashier
    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)11:52 No.12476917
    World conquest through sweaty snugglebunnies? WHY THE HELL NOT? His plan is unfathomably complex, and likely the by product of entirely too much beer, but it might - MIGHT - just work!

    Now, what of quirks and personality? What would this fellow be like if you were drinking a beer with him?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:52 No.12476927
    rolled 87 = 87

    he can't stop making bad puns, and his spanish accent is murderous
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:54 No.12476938
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:54 No.12476939
    rolled 5 = 5

    Horny. Horny all the time.

    He's the kind of guy that can only talk about two things: Chicks and the Road. But damn it all, he's the charisma to pull it off.
    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)11:54 No.12476940

    Now for his appearance. What does he look like at a glance? What's the first thing one would notice?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:55 No.12476949
    rolled 86 = 86

    His thinning hair that shows his nearing to baldness.
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:55 No.12476956
    He would have an annoying accent, that would be strangely understandable. Also, when he burps, it sounds like a fart.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:56 No.12476964
    rolled 37 = 37

    his hairy chest is always revealed, be it trough a open jacket or because of being topless. he also always wears sunglasses and a huge sombrero
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:56 No.12476965
    rolled 73 = 73


    His nose looks like it has been sculpted into the spitting image of the Mona Lisa, his pompadour is legendary for being the most buoyant and intimidatingly massive in the land, his left eye is three times the size of the right, and he has mutton chops that a dwarf would kill for.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:56 No.12476966
    rolled 33 = 33

    rolling for this one
    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)11:57 No.12476981
    The dice gods! They smile upon this thread!

    Too much testosterone has thinned his hair, but given him AMAZINGLY MANLY features. Like Sean Connery.

    Two details left to go - first, how does this fellow protect himself in the vast wild places of this world? Does he rely on adventurer-mercenaries, or does he have a way of fighting off the hunter-stranglers and tickle mimics of this land?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:57 No.12476984
    rolled 78 = 78


    He looks like Terry Thomas.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:58 No.12476990
    rolled 53 = 53

    He has deep dark purple hair that is slicked back with copious amounts of grease. His pencil thin mustache and pointed goatee frame his face rather nicely.

    For a gnome he is rather built, his muscles almost bursting from his clothes
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:59 No.12476996
    rolled 33 = 33

    pure charisma.
    be it bandits, wolves or rabid giant rats, he will find his way to talk himself out of it.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:59 No.12476997
    rolled 64 = 64


    He wields a heinously unwieldy steam-hammer three times his height and fifty times his weight, enchanted with a Feather Charm that is activated by his touch.

    He tosses it bodily at anything that dares to stand against him.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:59 No.12477001
    rolled 42 = 42

    He penis fences.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:59 No.12477006
    rolled 34 = 34

    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:59 No.12477013
    rolled 91 = 91

    he has trained his sled rabbits to be fairly effective in combat
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:00 No.12477018
    rolled 90 = 90

    A mystic staff of blasting, enchanted by the great artificer Winchester himself.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:00 No.12477021
    rolled 68 = 68

    Aided only with his trusty homemade slingshot, he uses hit and run tactics to take down his foes. And if that doesn't work, his powers of lulling people to sleep with his stories will aid him in his escape
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:00 No.12477026
    rolled 34 = 34


    Using the mystic arts of Confabulation, he imprints false memories in his adversary's minds, making them believe he is not only an old friend, but that they owe him money and/or sexual favors.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:01 No.12477032
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    Oh god.
    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)12:02 No.12477044
    You know what? The rules say that only one gets through, but there's no reason we can't shove both in here. He's a beastmaster and marksman, armed with boomstick and killer bunnies!

    Now, finally, what is the name of this Sean Connery-lookin', Maiden-screwing, World-conquering, Trike-riding, Rabbit-taming gnomish sumbitch?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:03 No.12477057
    rolled 58 = 58

    moribert pogel
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:03 No.12477061
    rolled 66 = 66


    Coddle Billingsey
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:03 No.12477062

    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:03 No.12477063
    rolled 58 = 58

    Mr Big.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:04 No.12477064
    rolled 7 = 7

    Octavio Rodhammer
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:04 No.12477068
    rolled 28 = 28


    Humphrey Bogart
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:04 No.12477072
    rolled 78 = 78

    antoine de lapin
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:04 No.12477073
    rolled 23 = 23


    Jeremiah the Incurably Loquacious
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:05 No.12477077
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:05 No.12477078
    rolled 49 = 49


    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:05 No.12477082
    rolled 97 = 97

    Albrecht Ironpiston IV
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:05 No.12477088
    rolled 91 = 91

    Gustave Danglewanger
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:05 No.12477089
    rolled 71 = 71


    Gumption Taddlefoot
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:05 No.12477090
    rolled 48 = 48

    Little Fucker.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:05 No.12477091
    rolled 66 = 66

    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:05 No.12477096
    rolled 13 = 13

    Regal Mckiller
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:06 No.12477102
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:06 No.12477108
    am I the only one who thought op's pic was snap crackle and pop (and some fourth person)
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:07 No.12477111
    rolled 17 = 17

    Oh god, yes.
    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)12:07 No.12477112
    And that rounds him out well enough... Albrecht Ironpiston, soon to be Lord Ironpiston, Emperor-By-His-Own-Hand. Or wang, technically.

    We need some draw and/or writefags in here, STAT.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:09 No.12477137
    oh god....so manly....it hurts
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:12 No.12477165
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    I, for one, salute our new giant-membered gnomish overlord.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:13 No.12477170
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    HOLY SHIT it's a short Lobo with bunnies instead of Space Dolphins.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:16 No.12477193
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    All three of these are mine.

    I am laughing so hard right now.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:17 No.12477199

    Were you trying to describe yourself you aberrant creature?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:18 No.12477214
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:19 No.12477216
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    rolled 11 = 11

    hey there


    good job
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:20 No.12477222
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    This statue will forever glorify Him
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:20 No.12477226
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 10/17/10(Sun)12:21 No.12477227
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    Been waiting for weeks to use that.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:28 No.12477272
    >sweaty snugglebunnies
    >someone else read Bloom County
    >there is a God
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:28 No.12477279
    Archive this for the love of god
    >> The OP of this thread 10/17/10(Sun)12:30 No.12477288
    You can't go wrong with Berke's work.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:35 No.12477327
    Already Archived.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:36 No.12477333

    Now seriously, would someone who can draw something more than a stick figure get in here? The Emperor-To-Be needs a portrait.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)12:46 No.12477410
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    >My face after reading this thread
    >> Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)13:40 No.12477850
    obviously, THIS is Albrecht Ironpiston the Phallicly Disproportionate.

    No drawfag needed.
    >> Wimminz Drawfag 10/17/10(Sun)13:47 No.12477911
    Drawfag here. I only draw wimminz though. i will pass the link on to an area containing moar drawfags though

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