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    58 KB Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:26 No.12527708  
    Oh man /tg/, you gotta hear this one. I was swimming by the coast the other day, when I heard something in the shallows by the beach, so I start swimming in to get a better sound, right? And it's this human female. Instantly Im like "Score!" Something easy to murder in a horrible fashion after I fuck it. But as I get close, a bunch of louder than shit sharks start comin in, so I back off a bit at first, kill claimed I think. But then I was like, 'Wait, no, these sharks are just gonna kill her, and they are only gonna do it for food." What a waste right? You should only kill humans after you rape them to appease satan. We all have to follow in the path of the great Moby Dick, after all, rest his soul, no toothed whale killed or raped as much as he. So as they get close, I pop in like the badass I am, and I gauge the throat of the first shark out, turn and swim over the second, because sharks are clumsy and stupid, and bite the fuckers eyes out, and tear him some new holes next to his gills. Finally I turn to see the last one swimming away like a bitch, all I can think is "Hell no, you're fucked buddy" so I start tearing that fucker apart as he swims off, I let him get away so he could tell the story. And I come back for the girl, and she hugs me /tg/, she hugs me. I let her she stroked me something right, then she brings another smaller female to see me today. God /tg/, I dunno, should I kill these female humans, or will they bring me more of them to fuck? What is a dolphin to do? All I want is to live up to the commandments of our lord of blood and terror, satan!
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 10/21/10(Thu)20:27 No.12527715
    Ask for fish.

    >related derserna
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:28 No.12527728
    >Implying sharks wouldn't fuck your rubbery skin up so bad you bleed to death just by touching them, you delicate fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:29 No.12527737
    Recite ancient psalms carved upon the mottled flesh of the firstborn son of Bethlehem, Gr'lyogtqs the Pockmarked.

    >soatic tions
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:30 No.12527749
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    Enslave them for your harem. Eat their offspring.

    I wish you luck, brother.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:30 No.12527756
    good one.
    >> HDA 10/21/10(Thu)20:32 No.12527761
    >>12527708
    You start killing humans and we start killing you. Only, we're better at it.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:33 No.12527780
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    Dolphins are the assholes of the sea. This is common knowledge already.

    You're gonna torture, rape, and kill them, OPdolphin, because that is all your misbegotten race knows.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:34 No.12527784
    Only the secret Devil Hunter corps of Nippon knows the terrible horror that lurks in the seas

    and they fight their hidden war, they fight to protect the world and they ask for nothing in return.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:34 No.12527790
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    OI! YA' THINK A PRISSY LI'LE DOUFIN COULD DO DAT TO A SHAK?! BWAHAHAHA! SLIMY GIT COULDN'T PUMMEL A SAHMON WIF DOSE PUNY TEEFS!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:35 No.12527801
    >>12527790
    And now for the rest of my days i will never cease to see sharks as swimming Orks.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:37 No.12527820
    >>12527801
    It fits perfectly, don't it?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:39 No.12527833
    These Dolphin vs. Shark threads are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:40 No.12527845
    >>12527801

    Jellyfish are Chaos
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:41 No.12527847
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    >>12527790
    Whats goin on over here? Some one fucking with my cuz? I love to kill in the name of the dark father as it is, god forbid you give me a reason punk
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:41 No.12527852
    >>12527833
    Wait, theres more?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:41 No.12527854
    dolphins don't kill humans

    they just rape them

    innocently
    >> HDA 10/21/10(Thu)20:42 No.12527858
    >>12527847
    STFU Shamu. This is none of your business.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:42 No.12527859
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    ...
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:43 No.12527864
    >>12527852

    I present the following post.

    >>12527785
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:43 No.12527874
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    Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:44 No.12527877
    >>12527859

    Fuck you medusa!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:44 No.12527879
    >>12527874

    Aquatic hedgehogs, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:44 No.12527880
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    >>12527847
    I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:44 No.12527881
    >>12527859

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:44 No.12527886
    >>12527864
    hilarious
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:45 No.12527889
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    >>12527847
    DA SEABOSS IZ BACK AND WEZ GONNA HAVE US AN UNDAWAAAGHTER FOIGHT!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:45 No.12527898
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    >>12527854
    Bitch I rape and I kill! Blood and death for lord satan! Pic related, its me and my bro about to tear this bitch limb from limb after she blew us both that night.

    >>12527858
    YOU FUCK WITH ONE DOLPHIN! YOU FUCK WITH ALL DOLPHINS!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:47 No.12527913
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    >>12527801
    so does that make remora goblins?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:47 No.12527914
    >>12527898
    shit was so kelp?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:47 No.12527918
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    This one believes that the dolphin scum should feel fortunate that this one is not there to kick his aquatic mammalian ass.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:47 No.12527922
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    >>12527889
    WAAAGH!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:48 No.12527925
    Goddamn. Now I totally want to run a kill puppies for satan campaign with dolphins.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:48 No.12527928
    >>12527898

    I'm assuming that didn't go well for you. The average dolphin ejaculates with enough force to snap a human neck so either you and your bro are a measure more impotent than the norm or she's hardy enough to fuck your shit up.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:48 No.12527930
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    >The oceans are full of horrible evil devil-worshipping monsters that rape and kill humans without provocation.
    Well. Can't say I didn't see it coming.
    >> HDA 10/21/10(Thu)20:49 No.12527936
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    >>12527898
    Recognize anyone, motherfucker?
    >> 40Kfag from /m/ !!rthE8hgFXea 10/21/10(Thu)20:50 No.12527949
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    >The oceans are full of horrible evil devil-worshipping monsters that rape and kill humans without provocation.

    Humans started this bullshit, shitting their oil all over our oceans de geso~

    Prepare for the wrath of the sea de geso~
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:51 No.12527951
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    >>12527847
    >>12527790

    WHAT THE FUCK AAAAMMMM IIIIIIIIIII!?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:51 No.12527952
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    >>12527913
    Actually, I think the goblin sharks are the goblins.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:52 No.12527964
    >>12527951
    A whale shark
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:52 No.12527968
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    >>12527918
    Who the fuck are you? You look like the shit I put on my nose so I can murder fish trying to hide in the coral! Bitch get over here and help me murder some reef guppies!

    >>12527928
    Well we had to pull out at the last minute, ive killed tons of bitches by breaking their necks with my orgasms, but Im in the mood for blood
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:53 No.12527973
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    Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill bros.

    'Sall cool.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:53 No.12527976
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    Prepare thine anus, mammalian and carcharodon alike.

    GATHER TO ME, BROTHER SQUID! Let all on land and in sea know the glory of our squishy master race!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:53 No.12527978
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    THIS THREAD IS UNCLEAN.

    PURGE IT.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:54 No.12527992
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    >>12527922
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:55 No.12528006
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    >>12527976
    Sure thing... just as soon as these bastards give me my fish back!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:55 No.12528008
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    >>12527973
    Cowardly blue ring! Thou speak of peace while hiding behind toxins?! Thou art no true cephalopod!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:56 No.12528011
    >>12527978
    response to
    >>12527973
    and
    >>12527976
    ?
    Captcha: squid seanleat

    How appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:56 No.12528012
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    EY BOSS I GOTZ ME SUM ODDBITZ!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:56 No.12528014
    >>12527949

    Your squiddy wrath cannot hope to triumph in open battle against humanity's giganto-guardian rainbow warriors of the sea.
    See:
    >>>/d/3137265
    >> Inquisitor Moap@Ohmyghost 10/21/10(Thu)20:56 No.12528016
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    By the god tentacle... SO MUCH HERESY!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:57 No.12528017
    In b4 isopod
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:57 No.12528021
    >>12527968
    I'd say don't kill the humans
    Play your cards right, and you'll have all the fish and lovin' you could ever ask for
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:57 No.12528024
    >>12528011
    I'm thinking probably coincidence, the timing is way too close.

    Also, best thread in a LONG time.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:58 No.12528032
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    Sea snakes are god tier. Everyone else can get the hell out of my thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:58 No.12528033
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    Nothing but wankers in the ocean.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)20:58 No.12528035
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    >>12527992
    ERE WE GO BOYZ!!!
    >> HDA 10/21/10(Thu)20:59 No.12528050
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    >>12527936
    Here's it from another angle.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:00 No.12528053
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    >>12528035
    WAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:00 No.12528055
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    WAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:01 No.12528063
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    >>12528021
    Sex is great man, but the fish? Any real Dolphin knows we only eat because dead fish smell bad and dont bleed like humans or sharks!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:01 No.12528065
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    Mandatory
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:01 No.12528073
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    DA ODDBOYZ IZ HERE!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:02 No.12528080
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    >>12528050
    FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:02 No.12528082
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    SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
    >> HDA 10/21/10(Thu)21:04 No.12528094
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    >>12528080
    Cool story bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:04 No.12528095
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    From the depths I come! LET THE FEAST BEGIN.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:04 No.12528096
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    >>12528080
    WAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:05 No.12528105
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    >>12528053
    >>12528055
    >>12528073

    BURN! MAIM! KILL!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:05 No.12528106
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    ANY OF YOU PUNKS THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON TANK FISH? HELL NO.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:05 No.12528107
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    >>12527968
    This one does not appreciate the tone the mammal is speaking with this one's spore brother.

    This one is considering causing you immense suffering and death with a tentacally cloud of deadly neurotoxin.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:06 No.12528109
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    DA WEIRDBOYZ IZ 'ERE!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:06 No.12528111
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    >>12528008
    Chill bro, 'sall good. I'm legit.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:08 No.12528125
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    Job's a good'un, Boss! Da doks outdid themselves on dis one!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:08 No.12528127
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    FHOR KAOOOOOSSSS
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:09 No.12528129
    IN THE MURKY DARKNESS OF THE OCEAN DEPTHS, THERE IS ONLY AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:09 No.12528131
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    I am immortal!

    I have inside me blood of kings!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:10 No.12528135
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    >>12528094
    >>12528094
    I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:10 No.12528149
    >>12528125
    OMG it's the SQUARK
    >> HDA 10/21/10(Thu)21:12 No.12528155
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    >>12528135
    You have allied with the dolphins, whale.

    You knew this would happen.
    >> Daft Cog !!4vRgFSUBi6R 10/21/10(Thu)21:12 No.12528157
    >>12528149
    That Sharktopus retard
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:12 No.12528158
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    EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME TAKE MY NAP IN PEACE! HOLY BALLS, GUYS, I NEED MY FUCKING BEAUTY SLEEP SO I WON'T HAVE BAGS UNDER MY EYES WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT!

    I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE SHIT THE NEXT TIME I SHOW MYSELF IN PUCLIC.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:12 No.12528161
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    >>12528106
    I would.
    And he couldnt do shit to stop me.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:12 No.12528162
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    OY WARBOSS! I GOTZ A KUNTRAPSHUN FOR DA WAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:13 No.12528166
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    Sir, I'm getting some odd readings out there. They sound like war-cries, but the only things on sonar are fish...
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:13 No.12528168
    >>12528158

    this needs to end right here. god damn i haven't laughed this hard in a while.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:14 No.12528181
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    >>12528158
    Chill bro, it's all good. Just relax
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:14 No.12528182
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    WOTS DIS TING!?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:14 No.12528188
    >>12528157
    no, it's Squark
    it lives in the last sea and has vast psychic powers.
    I am not making this up
    >> HDA 10/21/10(Thu)21:15 No.12528195
    >>12528158
    Sup Cthulhu.

    We're kinda in the middle of something, but if you want I could get you moved to someplace quieted.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:16 No.12528198
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    >>12528111
    Begone from this field of battle, tox-fiend. Cuttlefish VII commands it.

    RALLY, cephalopods! In you flows the blood of Krakens! From the Mariana Trench to the ice floes of the Antarctic and all across the Ring of Fire, let the death knell of our foes be the song of the universe!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:17 No.12528213
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    From what I know of dolphin sex, she probably won't notice the three seconds you spend blowing off sperm next to her. Rape away, dolphin. Rape away.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:18 No.12528216
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    >>12528158
    OH PISS OFF, CTHULHU. EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE FUCKING SMALLTIME.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:18 No.12528220
    >>12528182
    Chill the fuck out!
    Were doing this by Belugas rules now!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:19 No.12528225
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    >>12528220
    Forgot pic
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:19 No.12528231
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    FROM THE DEPTHS WE RETURN TO CLAIM OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:19 No.12528232
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    >>12528198
    Another blow struck for the Cephalopods! Hail Cuttlefish the Seventh! Hail!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:21 No.12528244
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    Y'all niggas are smalltime. Crustaceans unite!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:21 No.12528247
    I refuse to let good threads go unarchived
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12527708/

    Go vote it up on 4chanarchive too
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:21 No.12528250
    This thread is weird.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:21 No.12528251
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    >>12528216
    >>12528195
    >>12528181
    THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, I'M ENDING THIS SHIT EARLY, STARS OR NOT!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:22 No.12528254
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    >>12528220
    FUCK YOU MAN, IMA RAPE AND PILLAGE ME A COASTLINE!

    >>12528107
    >>12528198
    >>12528213
    ....What the hell are you things suppose to be anway? You can't rape, cause you dont have sex, and you can't bleed, what good does lord satan have for you?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:22 No.12528263
    >>12528244
    actual crustacean biologist signing in for the team.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 10/21/10(Thu)21:22 No.12528264
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    >>12528251

    OY, PUTA!

    YOU'Z GONNA GET KRUMPED!

    >CARTER tiannlo
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:22 No.12528266
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    >>12528158
    BRING IT
    >> HDA 10/21/10(Thu)21:23 No.12528269
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    >>12528251
    O rly.

    O RLY.

    OH FUCKING REALLY.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:23 No.12528277
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    >>12528263
    You know it. Do other species of aquatic animals have motherfuckers as badass as this little killer? Didn't think so. This bitch will slap your shit so hard that you'll be cut in half before your brain can even tell your asshole to crap your pants.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:24 No.12528278
    >>12528264
    Oh shit, they have a boat! Run Cthulhu, run!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:24 No.12528284
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    WAAAAAGH!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:25 No.12528285
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    Batman here, fightin' the good fight for my dolphin bros.

    Rape and kill, my friends. For satan.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:26 No.12528299
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    I shall play you the song of my people.
    >> I like alignments !!zCDnoQ1ejCk 10/21/10(Thu)21:26 No.12528305
    >>12528278

    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:27 No.12528310
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    >>12528277
    Which is why this guy is the man. Still want to meet him, maybe at a conference one day.

    http://ib.berkeley.edu/labs/caldwell/
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:27 No.12528314
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    HUMANITY HERE

    Dispatching submarines to deal with this crazy underwater warfare shit. We've been killing each-other up on the surface so well that we learned to fight underwater. We can kill you from miles away.

    We begin bombing in thirty seconds.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:27 No.12528316
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    I have heard the battle call and I rise to aid my cephalopod brothers.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:27 No.12528318
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    >>12528277
    Don't make me go over there
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:28 No.12528327
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    Hey. Cut it out.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:29 No.12528333
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    DEEZ LAZAHS GOT NO DAKKA BUT OI LOIK EM!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:29 No.12528343
    >>12528318
    You won't have to come over here to get your shit slapped, because a pistol shrimp will fuck you up from afar with water as hot as the sun.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:30 No.12528350
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    >>12528278
    >>12528264
    FUCK YOUR BOATS, THEY ARE SMALLTIME! BRING IT ON, WORLD!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:31 No.12528355
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    >>12528327

    Yes, sir.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:32 No.12528363
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    >>12528277
    Sup.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:32 No.12528364
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    >>12528327
    Seaman, I fired you a few years ago for being a dick, now... Don't make get the boys on you.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:33 No.12528373
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    >>12528355
    YOU IZ MUKKIN ABOUT!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:35 No.12528389
    You see, /tg/? THIS is how you make sea-based adventures interesting!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:36 No.12528400
    >>12528389

    Rape?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:36 No.12528403
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    >>12528389
    I like GIANT CRAB ENEMIES.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:36 No.12528406
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    >>12528251

    YES MY EMPEROR!

    COME, BROTHERS! THE OLD-GOD EMPEROR IS WITH US! WE SHALL PURGE THESE HERETICS FOR THE GLORY OF THE TENTACLE!
    >> that guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 10/21/10(Thu)21:36 No.12528410
    >>12528269
    not even Project PLUTO and all it's bombs could stop the Great Cthulhu
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:37 No.12528420
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    >>12528400
    Somebody say rape? I love me some rape bro!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:38 No.12528429
    >>12528400
    Well, I was referring to a gigantic war at sea, but I suppose at least one faction would want to rape everything.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 10/21/10(Thu)21:40 No.12528446
    Giant aquatic wars? Giant crabs? Giant everything under the sea? Count me in.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:40 No.12528447
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    >>12528429
    OH LAWDY, DID I HEAR DAT DERE WAS GUNNA BE RAPE?!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:40 No.12528451
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    >>12528420
    Hey, don't make me come over there.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:40 No.12528455
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    I'M ON DRY LAND NOW, BITCHES! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, STUPID FISH???
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 10/21/10(Thu)21:42 No.12528471
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    >>12528455
    We have legs too, hombre.
    >> I like alignments !!zCDnoQ1ejCk 10/21/10(Thu)21:43 No.12528478
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    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:43 No.12528481
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    >>12528455
    BILDIN' SHARK INTA DA FOIGHT!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:43 No.12528483
    >>12527728
    Too bad it's documented that dolphins fuck up sharks all the time.

    lrn2marine biology
    >> I like alignments !!zCDnoQ1ejCk 10/21/10(Thu)21:45 No.12528495
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    >>12528483

    Only when they outnumber the shark.
    Also, I'm pretty sure they ram rather than biting.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:47 No.12528512
    >>12528483
    >I make completely arbitrary statements and then say that my position is well documented to make myself sound more educated.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:48 No.12528516
    >>12528471
    I heard you guys also have Sacculina. What's it like becoming forcibly transgendered?
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 10/21/10(Thu)21:50 No.12528531
    >>12528516
    Feels pretty awesome, pal. When you can change gender at will, you'll never be "forever alone."
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:51 No.12528549
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    I can't believe this hasn't been posted. Dolphins are definitely assholes
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:54 No.12528568
    >>12528531
    I suspect this is just the parasite talking.

    So, when are you due?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:55 No.12528580
    >>12528483
    >>12528495
    >>12528512
    Marine Biofag here,

    Look, it depends on the species of shark and the kind of dolphin. It's kind of the lion vs tiger debate. Both are pretty badass in their own way, but a blanket statement favoring one or the other is downright ignorant.

    Yes, a big bottlenose can mess up, say, a blacktip or a lemon shark, but on the flip side a big mako, tiger, or blue will probably be able to kill that same dolphin.

    Dolphins just get a lot of good press, because they're all cute and easily likable. So it's mostly an urban legend.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:56 No.12528590
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    Send in the Japanese.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:57 No.12528599
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    >>12528481
    >>12528471
    THOSE FUCKING SHARKS AND CRABS!

    That's it, I'm going back to sleep. When I wake up again, all of you bitches will be gone due to extinction or evolving into something less annoying...
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:58 No.12528611
    >>12528590
    Khorne must be happy.
    >> I like alignments !!zCDnoQ1ejCk 10/21/10(Thu)21:58 No.12528612
    >>12527780

    A dolphin wielding a firearm with its flipper is absurd.

    A dolphin wielding a firearm with its penis, however, is frighteningly plausible.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)21:59 No.12528614
    >>12528612
    Well, they are somewhat prehensile.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)22:00 No.12528620
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    >>12528590
    BLEED, BLEED, BLEED, BLEED
    BLEED, BLEED, BLEED, BLEED
    BLOOD
    OCEAN
    >> Servant of the Emperor 10/21/10(Thu)22:02 No.12528632
    >>12528599
    >Attempts to put Cthulhu hand in warm water while he sleeps.
    >Recalls that the whole damn city is UnderWater.
    >Makes a warm spot near it's hand.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)22:17 No.12528747
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    >>12528590
    >>12528620
    Reminds me of a video I saw a while back that had a Cannibal Corpse song set to the Canadian seal culls.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)22:17 No.12528748
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    WAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/10(Thu)22:24 No.12528805
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    We have bolters, you don´t.

    You all lost.

    Love, pistol shrimp
    >> zeeanon 10/21/10(Thu)22:57 No.12529103
    >>12527913
    No, remora are snotlings.
    Barracuda are goblins.

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