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    122 KB Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)22:48 No.12605957  
    Sit, if you would, and I shall tell you a tale.

    In ancient times, the seat of all knowledge fell to ruin, and its works were scattered across the world. Of all thosse relics rebuilt by man, the Tower of Adan holds the most wonders. Its master alone controls all that can be seen from its highest perch, and bends all that pass before its wyrd-blasted stone to strange misdeeds.

    This, good listeners, is the tower from which I rule.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)22:50 No.12606002
    What's so great about it?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)22:51 No.12606013
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    ...or at least it would be if I wasn't stuck in this shreep pen, cleaning up after these filthy things.

    I may have misled you, listener, when I spoke of my own magical influence. I have not yet been promoted to the rank of wizard... exactly.

    But I shall become one soon!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)22:52 No.12606036
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    Of course, that all hinges on being able to cast a spell by myself, which up until now I've not quite been able to do.

    But I-
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)22:54 No.12606063
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    The wizard Adan sends his telepathic voice through the air to me, prying into my thoughts. He demands that I return to the tower at once.

    Today must be that day!

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)22:55 No.12606078
    to the tower!!! we will ride there on our trusty sheep!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)22:55 No.12606083
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)22:56 No.12606092

    To the tow- wait. LOOK AROUND, see if there's anything useful to bring along or pick up on the way there. Also, what do we have on us now?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)22:56 No.12606094
    Kick one of the sheep and taunt it with the knowledge that it will never be a successful wizard, then go to the tower, cleaning ourselves up as best we can.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 10/28/10(Thu)22:56 No.12606099
    Be The Rider!
    Captcha: Feapell confirmed
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:02 No.12606173
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:03 No.12606181

    i stop off at the tavern for a drink before answering to the wizard's beckoning.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:04 No.12606196
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    To the tower I speed!

    My trusty shreep's hooves thunder across the loam as the tower draws near!
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:04 No.12606203
    >bo peep.jpg

    What the fuck is wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:05 No.12606214

    So what exactly do you have? Items? Abilities? Are we good at anything BESIDES being a fail magician and cleaning sheep shit? Stuff might be good to know.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:05 No.12606215
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:05 No.12606219
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    Only too late do I remember that shreep fear water!

    Gods of old, protect me!
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:08 No.12606246

    ...is this where we start rolling? if we can't make the sheep cross then JUMP TO TOWER or SWIM TO TOWER. Again I wouldn't mind having a handle on our items + abilities so that I at least have an idea of what to do before a 'get candle' 'your arms are too short to reach candle' situation pops up.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:08 No.12606250
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    Ugh, Sir Percy. Always a do-gooder.

    "Do you need help, my lady?" he asks in his grating voice.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    You're not very good at much besides forking shreep shit at this point. And as far as equipment, unless you want to go back and get that pitchfork, you have nothing but that little (empty) pouch on your torso.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:08 No.12606254
    rolled 45 = 45

    protection, 1d100
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:09 No.12606264
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:10 No.12606271

    Hit on him and ask for entrance to the tower.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:11 No.12606278

    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:11 No.12606279

    Accept help politely for now. Ask him how his family/any close relations or friends/that sort of thing is doing! It's always useful to have people on your side... until you get powerful enough to manipulate them later.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:12 No.12606295

    Basically a combination of these two- be polite, not too obvious and don't turn him of while getting help to enter the tower.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:16 No.12606339
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    "Hmph, well, thank you. Very nice of you."

    Sir Percy pulls me forth from the wet grass and I rise to my feet, graceful as ever.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:18 No.12606361
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    He speaks at length of his trials, dragons fought and bandits routed. As he begins to speak of how often he visits his dearly beloved mother, I cast a glance toward the Tower and imagine its fearsome lord smoldering within.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:21 No.12606388

    So Sir Percy likes trials, huh? Well, he can have one. Flatter him a little with how brave he must undoubtedly be and then say something like 'oh, then you would be the perfect person- since you're here- I need to get to that tower in the middle of the lake. Help me out?'

    Then ask him if he knows of a boat. Or if he'll ferry me across. Something like that. If he wants to be a do-gooder then we can use this.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:22 No.12606402
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    "Of course you may enter the Tower," he says. "Of all beings, only wizards and their servants may enter."
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:22 No.12606405
    Bemoan your difficulty in reaching the tower and ask for his (valorous) assistance. Bat your eyelashes afterwards and thank him graciously.

    Knights eat this farm-daisy-damsel stuff up.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:22 No.12606412

    Take Percy as servant, enter tower
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:23 No.12606426
    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:26 No.12606460
    rolled 1 = 1


    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:28 No.12606485
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/28/10(Thu)23:29 No.12606488
    rolled 28685 = 28685

    Oh god, thats the best sheep ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:30 No.12606499
    goddermit anon, nevertheless, I'm expecting lulz from this.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:30 No.12606501

    Auuughhhh maybe it's a critical failure so fail it fails right around into being a critical success?

    I- I wish.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:31 No.12606511
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    "Alas, milady, one must fly across the water to gain entrance to the tower. And if one cannot fly, they must swim."

    "And though it pains me, my deepest longing to see you across cannot move me from my post. Good day, milady."

    >captcha: fackabl Pacific
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:32 No.12606523
    How deep is it?

    I doubt fording is possible, but we need to get over there before the wizard gets pissed off.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:33 No.12606533

    This guy's harder to crack than the armor he's in. Time to bust out the big guns.

    It's time for a swim. Exploit as necessary.

    >captcha: coushons thy
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:34 No.12606539
    rolled 1 = 1

    Ask him if he can provide some sort of assistance that doesn't involve leaving his post.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:35 No.12606544
    /tg/ is on fire tonight!
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:37 No.12606567


    Okay. Okay, we can do this. Have we swum across the lake before? We're pretty fit, right? Scooping up shit and all.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:38 No.12606575
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    I've swum across it before, but I fear I'm turning into a fish from all the water I breathe in.

    Perhaps something else?

    What will you do, Apprentice? Hurry and swim across or float a barrel?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:38 No.12606585
    Well, it seems our young apprentice doesn't show much promise in the field of diplomansy. Can we swim? If not is there any debris we can hold on to while doggie-paddling to the tower? It doesn't look at all far from the shore.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:41 No.12606615

    Can we cut a barrel in half and make a makeshift boat from it? If not then just grab a full barrel, float as far as we can and swim the rest of the way.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:41 No.12606616
    Float this mythical barrel....
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:45 No.12606665
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    and then use it to cross either lumberjack style or just paddle from ontop
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:46 No.12606669
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    The water is freezing, of course. It comes from the strange cloudy mountains in the north, beyond the villainous swamplands.

    My teeth rattle painfully as I float across the empty water.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:47 No.12606682
    well if it cold going faster will speed be out sooner and warm ourself with exercise...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:48 No.12606692
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    By the time I arrive at the foot of the Tower my clothes are thoroughly soaked, and a biting gust of wind completes my discomfort upon rising from the guardwaters. At least my lower half has been largely cleaned of the sheeple muck, though what remains has turned fetid from exposure to the water. The wind does little to carry the stench away.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:49 No.12606700

    Next time, guys, we roll higher on diplomacy checks.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/28/10(Thu)23:51 No.12606729
    rolled 35059 = 35059

    We should have ridden the sheep across...

    Sheep can swim right?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:54 No.12606757
    I refer you to >>12606219

    However we probably could have gutted the sheep, used its hide as a sail, its bones for a mast and filled various organs with air to help keep the barrel afloat.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:54 No.12606760

    Afraid of water, remember? It would probably have kicked... and shat in the water...

    Anyway, let's go see the wizard Adan. It's his damn fault for calling us in the middle of muckracking so he can put up with the smell.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/28/10(Thu)23:56 No.12606780
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    As I ascend the stairs beyond the gate, strange lights flash and dance in the darkness, lighting my path forward with impatient flickers.

    From just beyond the light's reach, bent and horrid things call out to me in voiceless whispers, promising me all I dream for the simple task of opening their doors.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)23:58 No.12606795

    Ignore 'em, go to wizard, we're late already and we stink of shit. Anyway this isn't the first time we've been in the tower and if we've ignored them before we can ignore them again.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/28/10(Thu)23:58 No.12606798
    rolled 11554 = 11554


    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:03 No.12606858
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    As I enter the highest reach of the tower, Aden's inner sanctum, the shreep offal is blotted out by the harsh sting of his alchemical mixtures. Beyond that, the strange odors of animals from the far corners of the world.

    Of the wizard Adan, however, I see nothing.
    >> sage sage 10/29/10(Fri)00:05 No.12606880
    sageing for minecraft
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:07 No.12606895
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    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:07 No.12606898
    rolled 9 = 9

    dick around with his spell book
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:07 No.12606899
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    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:10 No.12606932
    Say hello to Bob the skull.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:11 No.12606947
    you've spent too long underground
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)00:12 No.12606961
    rolled 7609 = 7609


    Well, we may as welllook through his books aye?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:12 No.12606965
    "Wake up, lazybones!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:12 No.12606966
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    rolled 8 = 8

    What's this? I've never seen this spell before...

    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

    >captcha: raworri victimized
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:13 No.12606968
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)00:18 No.12607018
    rolled 616 = 616


    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:18 No.12607019

    YES. The dice gods smile upon us finally!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:21 No.12607048
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    rolled 6 = 6


    "Nehe'hm indana..."

    The words mean nothing to me- my eyes can barely focus on the parchment fluttering in my hands in a wind that was absent only a moment ago. The air crackles with sorcery as long-dead tongues speak through my own!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:21 No.12607049

    Wait a minute, I remember something. In order to become a wizard we have to cast a spell by ourselves. We have a spell, and we just rolled REALLY WELL. It can has be wizard time soon?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:22 No.12607065

    ... ...derp, spoke too soon. Well, at least magic is happening.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:23 No.12607070
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    rolled 5 = 5

    >captcha: loommer barbarism
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:23 No.12607074
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    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:24 No.12607081

    .............oh ffffuuuuu-
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:28 No.12607119
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    I gasp in mute horror as the skull rises into the air, grinning its terrible grin and clattering its teeth!

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)00:28 No.12607120
    rolled 37003 = 37003


    Is this the sort of thing that made us watch the sheep instead of staying in the tower?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:28 No.12607122
    inb4 Rincewind
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:28 No.12607125
    Hey Bob. How's life treating you?
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)00:29 No.12607132
    rolled 6874 = 6874

    Lets be nice to the otherworldy phenomenon.

    Lets introduce ourselves?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:29 No.12607134
    rolled 6 = 6

    greet Bob
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:30 No.12607148
    btw, Lego Quest is d12-only.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:30 No.12607149

    and make preparations to run the fuck away. There were all those tempting doors down the tower just now and if we're desperate we can head for them and open one up. Fight freaky magic skull with more freaky magic, yeahhhhh
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)00:37 No.12607228
    rolled 18042 = 18042


    Yeah, I just leave it on the off chance I get 40000 out of my die rolls.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:37 No.12607230
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    For a moment the skull hangs in the empty air, then a bend uf light opens underneath and quickly coalesces into a corporeal form!

    From beyond hearin, I sense the voices of choirs on high, singing out the might of the gods of old...
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:39 No.12607256
    rolled 5 = 5

    that's... new...
    challenge Bob to a dance-off!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:39 No.12607260
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    And then the light recedes back inside its bones and the thing stands slack, hunched and looking at me in what I can only feel is ... expectation.


    Suddenly, the voice of my master booms from the hallways beyond his chamber of alchemy.

    What will you do, Apprentice?

    Fuck, I need some more coffee!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:41 No.12607276
    rolled 8 = 8

    quick hide bob.
    stand him in the corner, or hand him on the back of the door.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:42 No.12607295

    Grab skull or some random bone, shove in pouch, saunter off to meet master and DO NOT BREATHE A WORD about the fuckery that just happened
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:42 No.12607296
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:49 No.12607368
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    Bob remains still (his remains, at least), but his empty eyes continue to watch me intently. As the chamber door bursts open my eyes catch the scroll laying on the dusty stone floor!

    "Apprentice!" Adan bellows.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:50 No.12607380
    rolled 5 = 5

    Telepathically command the skeleton to kill Aden so we can take his place.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:51 No.12607396
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    "Touch not the scrolls you find in here, idiot child! Their power is beyond your feeble intellect! The very walls around us may crash down if their energies are mishandled!"
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)00:53 No.12607419
    rolled 32381 = 32381


    "Uh... I made you a coat rack!" And then you point to Bob.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:54 No.12607436
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    "Too long have you blundered and wasted my time! You shall never be a wizard, for your wits are as poor as your shreep-tending!"

    "Begone from my sight, and never dare enter my tower, or your life will be forfeit!"

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)00:55 No.12607445
    rolled 1 = 1

    >"Uh... I made you a coat rack!" And then you point to Bob.

    Roll a d12, please!
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)00:56 No.12607452
    rolled 6 = 6


    ... yeah I got carried away...
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)00:57 No.12607459
    rolled 4 = 4

    Wish noko worked with dice...
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:57 No.12607467
    I cast quench life. Then raise spirit and taunt him from beyond the grave.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:58 No.12607469
    rolled 1 = 1


    Fuck him, we just CAST A SPELL, means we're a wizard and our apprenticeship is over. Ask the wizard if we can take just one thing from this room with us as a memory (if yes, grab bob) and if he says no then GRAB BOB ANYWAY and run
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)00:59 No.12607482

    ...so many 1s in this quest thread D:
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:00 No.12607488
    rolled 6 = 6

    To hell with wizardry. I say we become the Sheepshifter, master shepherd.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)01:01 No.12607502
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    "You... brought him back to a dim shade of his self... it is a thing to be pitied, now."

    "But you drew the energies from that scroll, which not even I could penetrate... perhaps you are not wholly useless."
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:03 No.12607529
    rolled 8 = 8

    Pitied? Bob is awesome, watch this.

    "Hey, Bob, wave at the nice wizard."
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:03 No.12607530
    *snort* penetrate...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)01:06 No.12607567
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    "But you shall never be a wizard, of this I am certain."

    "Return to the shreep pen and finish your labor. I will decide a suitable punishment for your recklessness in my sanctum."

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:07 No.12607586
    I ask him: "why does everyone refere to sheep as shreep? Is there a difference? Does no one in this world know how to spell?"
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:08 No.12607590
    rolled 5 = 5

    ask to keep bob as companion for work.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:08 No.12607592
    Find a big knife and stab him. Fuck this old dude, we're a natural wizard and we'll learn without him.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:08 No.12607594
    rolled 9 = 9


    ... Like we're going to take that lying down?

    Okay. Make nice at the wizard. Apologise, turn around, head down the steps to the doors at >>12606780 and then open them.

    If our Master isn't going to help us become a wizard, then we must seek outside aid.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)01:08 No.12607600
    rolled 6 = 6


    No! We proved we have the ability. Let us at least take charge of Bob and show that we can take care of the things we do. We take Bob With us.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:09 No.12607608

    Seconding learning for ourselves. But holy shit we can't risk stabbing him now, he has a staff and WE HAVE NOTHING. Let's go free some sealed evil in a can and make friends.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)01:12 No.12607634
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    My face burns with shame as I find myself pleading to be allowed to take Bob with me.

    "Pff- perhaps you should," Adan scoffs at me. "It will linger as a constant reminder of your foolishness."

    "Now be gone from my sight!"
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)01:14 No.12607662
    rolled 11 = 11


    >c minus.jpg

    *head to disk*
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:15 No.12607677
    This is a sign. We've been born with a gift. The old man couldn't help us because his way is too slow, too careful, too clean. We were born to master the dark arts, and witness things only a person who shovels shreep shit all day could stomach.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:15 No.12607679
    Way to ignore most of the posts here.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:16 No.12607691
    rolled 9 = 9


    The one time we take up one of his scrolls, we manage to... aheh, penetrate it and cast a spell and bring Bob back. We know he's got an even more badass form with like choirs on high and shit, we need to work out how to get that and teach ourselves. Clearly the wizard's out of the question- but if we could do so much with a mere scroll, those doors and the things behind them... we could do even more. Let's go.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)01:17 No.12607706
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    As I descend the staircase, leaden with Adan's words, I see a thick shape laid out on the landing.

    "Wisssssard..." the voice hisses from beyond the door. "Powwwwerrrrrr... you are mightyyyy..."

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:17 No.12607708
    rolled 11 = 11


    LegoQuest usually posts in blocks of three at a time, dude. Until we get a 'WHAT DO APPRENTICE' it's not over yet.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:19 No.12607718
    rolled 8 = 8


    I, for one, like our (: face. IN THE FACE OF HORRORS, we will (:

    anyway, grab that goddamn book.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:19 No.12607723
    rolled 4 = 4

    lego quest also only responds to the first person who posts after him with a d-12
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:19 No.12607725
    rolled 3 = 3


    Have bob pick it up!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)01:25 No.12607763
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    rolled 9 = 9

    "Yesssss... powerrrr..." it whispers, as the sound of blowing leaves and chopping axes fills the room...
    Roll a d12 please, Apprentice!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:27 No.12607777
    Pff, I've read the rules for F.A.T.A.L., how bad could this book be?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:27 No.12607778
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:27 No.12607782
    rolled 8 = 8


    ...pratfall.jpg huh

    just to say that I'm the anon that rolled the one for our diplomancy check with Sir Percy. SO UH IF THIS GOES BADLY...
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:27 No.12607786
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)01:36 No.12607883
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    rolled 11 = 11


    The pages within contain blasphemies that I could not imagine before this moment, and I find my gaze helplessly locked as it rolls over the words like a crow over a field of dead. My stomach roils as dark powers leap from the binding and spread across my breast, worming an ethereal haunt into my heart.

    From somewhere out of the darkness I hear the thing chuffing softly.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)01:40 No.12607922
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    rolled 1 = 1


    "Wissssared..." it says, speaking directly to your mind. "Powerrrr... alll the powerrrrr... yourssssss..."

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:41 No.12607925
    Ask the thing behind the door if it knows a way off the island, or has a boat it can loan us, I don't feel like swimming again.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:41 No.12607929
    rolled 11 = 11


    Give book to Bob, leave tower for now before the Wizard catches us. We can inspect it later, when we're less addled.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:42 No.12607930
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:42 No.12607933

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)01:46 No.12607960
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    rolled 2 = 2


    "Yesssss... tunnellll... a secret placccccce"

    "Behind the stairsssss..."
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:47 No.12607968

    okay now that we have a way out follow with the thing to give book to bob and get out
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)01:52 No.12608000
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    The book lies at my feet like a murdered child, cajoling me to pick it up again.

    "Bob," I gesture. "Carry that, would you?"

    From beyond the door the thing chuffs again. "Powerrrrr, wissssard... all the powerrrrr..."

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)01:54 No.12608016
    rolled 7 = 7


    ... Fuck the thing. We have the book and I'm not about to rely on some weakling that our wizard master was able to trap, I'm out of here by the steps.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)01:54 No.12608021
    rolled 12 = 12


    We sell it on ebay!

    ... and by that I say we head out and ride our sheep into the sunset.

    And by sunset I mean our hovel.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)01:58 No.12608056
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    I begin to fear the thing has misled me, and fear creeps into my breast, but a moment later I feel a swell of strange longing and my hand springs forth with witchlight. In the flickering glimmer a recessed door reveals itself to me.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)01:59 No.12608071
    Oh whups.

    Which are you doing, trying out the secret tunnel or going back out the front door?

    Also we're getting close to wrapping up this session, methinks. I'm getting pretty beat.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)02:02 No.12608095

    Oh secret tunnel! Also I had fun, thanks for running this. Anyone archiving it?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)02:09 No.12608170
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    The creature's words were true, and I find myself spirited quickly to the shore, emerging from a shrouded doorway that only reveals itself to me with my newfound gaze.

    My faithful shreep remains exactly where I left her, and whatever strange fate has befallen me doesn't seem to discomfort her. With a kick, she leaps upward, rearing her vacant gaze to the gathering dim.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)02:11 No.12608184
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    As the beast gallops under me, Adan's cruel words ring out in my mind again.

    From inside my heart, a chill whisper promises me even greater power.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)02:13 No.12608200
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    And that, my good listeners, is the end of our tale for the eve. The hour grows late, and we must part our company for slumber.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)02:15 No.12608230

    Awesome. ONWARD TO BECOMING THE DARK LORD and all that!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)02:16 No.12608237
    Hooooo boy...

    Didn't expect people to want to have anything to do with that book! That was a fun turn of events for me.

    Sorry for fading out at the end. I probably started a little late, because my head is swimming right now.

    Part 2 should get started a little sooner, I hope.

    Any questions or complaints? I know I was super-slow; side-effect of the tireds.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)02:18 No.12608257
    Make sure to archive this is my only suggestion, it's really annoying for people who find a quest thread later in its life and can't see how it started.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)02:19 No.12608262
    rolled 1256 = 1256


    Its on suptg right?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)02:20 No.12608266
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    All LQ threads, including this one, are archived on suptg:

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)02:28 No.12608329
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    And for those who asked, shreep are definitely different than sheep.

    For one thing, they're much dumber.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)02:30 No.12608342

    I enjoyed myself in this thread! Will we get to return to the tower soon?

    Also, what kind of sounds to shreep make? I'm kind of thinking instead of 'baaaa', it's something like 'bawwwwwww'.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)02:33 No.12608356
    why is it when I look at this picture I can only hear

    "Duuuurr" not "Baa" or any other sheep sound

    just "Uh deerrrr" "DAAuuuuuuurrr"
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)02:35 No.12608364

    shreep go DURRRRR

    ... I like this
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)02:38 No.12608391
    >Will we get to return to the tower soon?

    From here on it's up to the players. I started this quest with the intention of drumming you out of the wizard's tower and setting you loose in the land to do as you would.

    Then you went and made a deal with that thing. Awesome.

    So next game (maybe tomorrow night?) will be a new day, if you feel like exploring a bit.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)02:40 No.12608396
    >shreep go DURRRRR

    I spent a long time building the shreep before I was satisfied with their idiotic open-mouthed gape.

    "DURRR" and the occasional "BAWWW" are exactly what I had in mind.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)02:42 No.12608411
    How did you get skeleton Bobs head to 'float'?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)02:43 No.12608423

    We've got one friendly skeleton whom we totally have to try to restore to his original state, dark whispers of power and a book of blasphemy. I'd say we're set to make that tower ours and become a legend at the same time! However that works out.

    > "DURRR" and the occasional "BAWWW"

    This is somehow hilarious.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)02:45 No.12608437
    >How did you get skeleton Bobs head to 'float'?

    Sticky-tack, the miracle substance that I use to get all those great special effects. In this case, I stuck some on each end of the closest long object I had at hand (a short axe) and angled the skull so it blocked the sticky-tack and the axe. I made sure it was at an odd angle to the wall behind it to add to the illusion of being suspended in the air.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)02:46 No.12608438
    rolled 32090 = 32090

    'Durrr durrrrrrrr.... BAWWWWWWW!'

    God dammit I cant stop laughing.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)02:59 No.12608513
    Heh. Shreepdurr confirmed for canon.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)03:14 No.12608633
    I am amused by the quality of your work OP. The camera shots are well thought out, and you seem very versed in the ways of Legos.

    Are you aware of the Lego-Studios kit that was sold for a while? I got the thing when I was young, and much fun was had.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)03:23 No.12608694
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    Legos are fairly hard to come by where I live. I've always been jealous of people who can go to toy stores or actual Lego stores and get kits that K-Mart doesn't carry.

    However, today I got the chance to buy some of the second wave of Lego minifig singles, and was able to net the prize I was hoping for. Pic fucking related.

    In fact, the gods of Denmark saw fit to include a third maraca, for him to share his Latin goodness.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)03:26 No.12608710
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    I mean seriously. How can I *not* want to use this guy?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)03:27 No.12608725
    Those maracas are manly and mexican as hell, OP. Good find. I'll jump into your next quest, and try to steer us toward meeting them.

    Said kit was something for making stop-motion, and it had allot of good tid-bits like using that sticky-clear plastic for moving objects. You could have probably put it to better use then me.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)03:30 No.12608745
    That is amazing! I didn't even know lego made those :O
    I came in after the story was over and wasn't going to post anything. I got really excited and then devastated when i realized it was over. I love these threads, keep up the good work! I'm just going to imagine we go on some crazy adventure and some how time warp and that was us locked in the cage in the tower. I know its kind of a played out theme/idea but what can you do? It makes me happy as like 4:30 in the morning an a Thrusday night.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)03:30 No.12608750
    >Said kit was something for making stop-motion


    Clear tack, huh? I've never heard of that.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)03:31 No.12608762
    rolled 2900 = 2900


    "And lo the Afterpart of Lego Quest was magnificent indeed.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)03:31 No.12608764
    I forget what it was called, but pretty much. They'd use it for falling/rolling objects.

    Off to bed now.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)03:32 No.12608766
    >some how time warp and that was us locked in the cage in the tower

    Hahaha, no, I'll tell you that the thing in the tower was definitely not you.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)03:34 No.12608783
    rolled 39748 = 39748


    afterparty... I cant type.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)03:39 No.12608807
    I work at Borders and we have a whole crate of those things. I get something like 40% off of the list price, too

    Too bad I stopped caring about Legos a few years ago...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)03:40 No.12608814
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    The afterparty is *always* fun!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)03:41 No.12608825
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/29/10(Fri)03:44 No.12608845
    rolled 3537 = 3537


    'Senior Gazpatcho Strikes Gold II' now playing on The Lego Network late night.

    ... Hell I'd watch that.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)03:50 No.12608874
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    There are two kinds of people in this world, Blondie: those with maracas, and those who kiss.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)03:55 No.12608899
    I snorted.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/29/10(Fri)04:10 No.12608976
    OK, I'm done for the night.

    Shooting for Friday night, about 22:00 board time. That's 18 hours from now.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)11:13 No.12610954

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