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    79 KB Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)14:43 No.12623583  
    Sit a moment, dear listeners, and I shall tell you the tale of the great Apprentice.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)14:43 No.12623589
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    It was only yesterday that I was a lowly shreep-tender.

    That all changed when my master, the great ruler of the Tower of Adan, summoned me. I was sure it was to be the day of my anointment into the ranks of wizard-kind... even though I had yet to cast a spell successfully.
    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 10/30/10(Sat)14:44 No.12623593
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)14:44 No.12623596
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    When I ascended the tower and entered Adan's workroom I found myself alone. Flush with excitement and buoyed by my own natural talents, I took it upon myself to attempt another spell - this time with an enchanted scroll I found close at hand.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)14:45 No.12623598
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    The results were... unexpected.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)14:45 No.12623601
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    Adan, furious at my work, warned me that I had brought the creature back to an unhappy half-life, and bade me to keep it near as a constant reminder of my shame.

    In the course of his frothings I learned that he had called me to him not to ascend me to the ranks of wizard-kind but to banish me for my failures as his apprentice!

    As he sent me from his sight he uttered one final sting: that I would never be a wizard.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)14:46 No.12623608
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    Furious with Adan's cruel words I fled, to the dungeons of his tower where strange evils are kept like poison in bottles. There I made a bargain with one of the bottled nightmares for the power Adan had denied me. The creature was only too eager to help, and brought forth a book of blasphemies that filled my heart with a cold and cruel magic.

    As I left the Tower of Adan I vowed that someday his tower, and his head, would be mine.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)14:48 No.12623615
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    One shreep (female, tame, rideable)
    One skeleton helper (Bob)
    One pitchfork (muck-encrusted)
    One book of blasphemies (bound in the skin of infants or something)
    One small pouch (empty)

    Witchlight: Summon a glow to light your way in darkness

    Second Sight: See invisible entrances (and possibly other things, but so far you only know you can see the hidden entrance to the dungeons of the Tower)
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)14:49 No.12623624
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    Now a new day has dawned, and I find myself free of Adan's grip. The book I carried out of his tower lies safely hidden in my hovel, though I doubt he even knows I possess it.

    From beyond the walls of the shreep pen, the shouts and calls of the market carry through the warm spring air, and I find myself adrift. From farther still I hear the ringing shouts of sailors at the dock. And farther still the mountains loom at the edge of Adan's domain.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)14:50 No.12623629
    (whoops, forgot to mention: the first episode of Apprentice Quest is at the bottom of this page:)

    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 10/30/10(Sat)14:51 No.12623635
    Let us work hard, and practice as much as possible, and attempt to further ourselves in Necromancy.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)14:51 No.12623637
    All we can cast is a light spell? time to buckle down and study that book of blasphemes
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)14:51 No.12623638
    Check the book for any spells which we can cast with out setting our own head on fire.
    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 10/30/10(Sat)14:52 No.12623643
    or find a spell that will make bob catch on fire permanently while keeping him safe...

    Or at least giving him some kind of mind back.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)14:53 No.12623649
    rolled 9 = 9

    First we must teach Bob the skull...eton/ coat rack how to care for and maintain the hilariously sad Shreep.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)14:53 No.12623650

    That works too!
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)14:54 No.12623656
    rolled 2876 = 2876


    This is so we can take care of our shreep and study as well.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)14:57 No.12623677
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    As soon as the shreep are fed I return to my bedside and open the book again. In the daylight it's just as foreboding, and my eyes immediately begin to well.

    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!


    noko dice 1d12

    in the email field to roll
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)14:58 No.12623690
    rolled 12 = 12


    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)14:59 No.12623697
    rolled 33866 = 33866


    ... why can't I roll that well in RPGs?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:00 No.12623710
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    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)15:01 No.12623713

    I am now very glad I didn't roll.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)15:01 No.12623714
    rolled 5 = 5

    come on lucky number
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)15:02 No.12623717
    rolled 31976 = 31976


    OH god, I can't stop laughing at the horrified/ retarded faces of the Shreep.

    "Durrrrrrrrrr BAAAAWWWWWWW"
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)15:07 No.12623766
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:12 No.12623798
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    As I read, the sun outside is blotted by clouds, and the air grows chill as the light wanes.

    My eyes flit across words that uncurl themselves into a language I can read, desperately seeking to fill my gaze.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:14 No.12623808
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    From outside lightning crashes and I hear the shouts of men struggling to keep their wares from blowing away.

    The red haze again fills me, and my heart leaps as it shows me the power I crave...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:15 No.12623818
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    The power to see the whole world burn.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)15:17 No.12623835
    >> noko dice 1d12 Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)15:17 No.12623840

    We should totally go set some stuff on fire now.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)15:18 No.12623843
    now lets take stock and decide if we want to take over the locals and start our evil reign.
    Also, could we make more undead if we had the parts?
    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 10/30/10(Sat)15:18 No.12623844
    so... what exactly did we learn?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:18 No.12623847
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    Exhausted, I collapse backward onto my bed. The flame pulls a little bit of myself out with it as it extinguishes.

    Sunlight returns to stream onto my face as I hear the plaintive cries of the shreep.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)15:20 No.12623860
    rolled 4261 = 4261



    Then when we wake up in the morning, we make sure Bob hasn't killed all of our Shreep.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)15:21 No.12623869
    rolled 4 = 4

    >The flame pulls a little bit of myself out with it as it extinguishes.
    Wait what? I didn't sign on for this.
    See if we can sacrifice a shreep to get our life force back.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:21 No.12623870
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    >now lets take stock and decide if we want to take over the locals and start our evil reign.
    The only problem with that is Adan, the big-shot wizard who controls this land, and by extension everyone in it.

    >Also, could we make more undead if we had the parts?
    You don't know!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)15:23 No.12623887
    well then its time to find out!
    can we spare a shreep for testing, or will we have to go graveyard robbing later in the night?

    Also agreeing with the idea that we should check if some blood sacrifice will restore our strength, and does the fire only drain we turn it off, instead of constantly if we leave it on?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:27 No.12623933
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    When I return to the shreep pen, I'm surprised to see Bob still working! Apparently he's not that bad of a shreep-tender!

    The thought occurs that only one of the shreep lets me ride her, and if I'm to begin my journey to master the dark arts the others will need to be taken care of...

    If I'm to sacrifice them I'll need something better than a pitchfork. The book is quite clear about that. Perhaps I could sell them as well...

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)15:28 No.12623940
    rolled 24695 = 24695

    I'm guessing the spell just sapped some of our energy, like sorcerrers and wizards do in DnD with the whole spell slots thing.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)15:28 No.12623941

    Let's save the shreep until we can make some serious undead abominations out of them. Just imagine an army of unstoppable zombie shreep!
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)15:30 No.12623960
    rolled 2787 = 2787


    Maybe we should see about getting Bob some clothes...
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)15:33 No.12623997
    Can we get a disguise for Bob? His presence might make the locals nervous, don't want any solicitors with torches and pitchforks at our door.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:36 No.12624018
    >Can we get a disguise for Bob?


    But you'd have to go to the market or somewhere else. All you have is the clothes on your back.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)15:37 No.12624025
    rolled 11 = 11


    ... lets bring one of our Shreep with us for barter.

    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)15:38 No.12624032
    rolled 19639 = 19639


    Seriously dice gods. Seriously? Why now? Why coldn't have been when my assassin was trying to dodge that sword?

    God dammit.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:39 No.12624040

    OK, hang on a minute.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)15:44 No.12624074
    rolled 38655 = 38655


    Oh god, this can't end well.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:54 No.12624153
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    I bring the other cow shreep with me. She's never been any good. Salmo the lecher is only too happy to take her from me, however, and offers me more coin than I need to buy a suit of rags!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:55 No.12624159
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    Now, having disguised Bob with my usual talent, the pair of us are free to walk about the market!
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)15:57 No.12624184
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    rolled 25715 = 25715


    Oh my god.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:58 No.12624196
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    The sights and sounds dazzle me for a moment - spending so much time in the shreep pen, I've forgotten what the market is like!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:58 No.12624207
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    Strange traders from the distant lands!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)15:59 No.12624216
    rolled 8 = 8

    Oh man, lets talk to the guy with the hood and staff, I want to see what his deal is.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)15:59 No.12624217
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    ... and my nemesis, Jenny the Harlot.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:01 No.12624230

    Lure Jenny home and sacrifice her.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:03 No.12624256
    Invite her to your home for a drink. Claim we are tired of our past arguments and long to have a female friend to make out with.. I mean sacrifice to elder gods.. I mean... talk to.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:04 No.12624261
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    "Ah, young miss, I see there is more about you than meets the eye!"
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:04 No.12624268

    Not yet, to truly act out our vengeance against Jenny we must first perfect our dark arts. Then we can turn her into our personal plaything. A creature intact of mind, but of shattered body. Forever she shall live in torment doing our biding as we command!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:05 No.12624277
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    "Much like these birds, brought here from the southern edge of the world! They have seen much, and may speak like men, if they desire."

    "Only ten coins each, dear miss, to have a companion that speaks to you!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:10 No.12624329
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    But ten coins is all the money Salmo gave me for the shreep...

    What will you do, Apprentice
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:11 No.12624343
    rolled 10 = 10


    Move on, we need the money to buy a sacrificial blade.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:12 No.12624351
    no, a talking bird sounds like a bad idea at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:15 No.12624372

    Lets get a sword instead
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:15 No.12624378
    I concur. The money would be best spent elsewhere.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:16 No.12624381
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    "A blade, you say?"

    The swarthy man turns and beckons at a chest by his feet. From inside I hear a click, and the lid swings open.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:17 No.12624387
    I love this quest, OP. You haven't lost your charm.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:19 No.12624395
    Take a look!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:20 No.12624401
    rolled 12 = 12


    In b4 that shiny silver sword form excalibur series.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:21 No.12624412
    Oh please oh please!

    Or an Aquanaut knife, perhaps?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:22 No.12624415
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    "This knife was forged by blind monks of Zaldimar, young miss. Its history is best left unspoken."

    "For you, young miss, ten coins."

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:23 No.12624417
    rolled 1 = 1

    haggle him down to seven or eight coins
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:23 No.12624418

    (I dug out the knife just for this, then DROPPED IT. Just when I lost all hope, I saw it on the floor!)
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:23 No.12624420
    rolled 10 = 10


    Ask to inspect the blade first. This guy is just too shifty to trust at his word
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:24 No.12624427
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:25 No.12624431
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    "Eight coins for this priceless relic?!?" he shouts, raising his crystal-tipped staff in the air. "You dishonor my ancestors!"
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:26 No.12624439
    How is eight more insulting than ten? Also, I like your beard.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:27 No.12624445
    Hey Lego Quest, at the end of After the Brick, did we die? I thought you said then that we hadn't and there might be continuation (hoping!).
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:29 No.12624454
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    "Of course you may inspect it, young miss!" he says plaintively, lowering his staff in obvious eagerness at the possibility of a sale.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:30 No.12624460
    rolled 7 = 7

    Inform him another merchant had a similar blade for sale at five pieces. That merchant seemed incredibly untrustworthy. As such we would rather purchase his blade. We can't afford to pay ten gold, however, eight is the best we can do.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:31 No.12624464
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    As I grasp its handle, my fingers wrap around it like the knife was made for them.

    Its blade is pleasingly light for such a wicked-looking thing.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:32 No.12624469
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:33 No.12624476
    pay up, if the blade fits us that well, then we want it (fuck yea aquanauts to )
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:33 No.12624480
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    "Ten coins, no less!"

    It seems my encounter with Salmo was a fluke, or I'm not as good at bartering as I used to be.

    Some of the other merchants cast glances our way.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:36 No.12624494

    Fine, we'll pay the price. 'tis a fine blade, no?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:36 No.12624495
    rolled 10 = 10


    This freckle-haired stepchild, should ask.

    "Can it cut through thick leather armor and still cut tomatoes?"
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:36 No.12624497
    hand the coin over, we want this blade
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:37 No.12624500
    Okay, but can we get the cleaning kit thrown in with it? We'll speak well of you!
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)16:39 No.12624508
    rolled 5 = 5


    We will accept 10 gold coins, if he teaches us his 'evil laugh'
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:39 No.12624512
    rolled 8 = 8


    We really should ask if it can actually cut anything, if its made of bronze or something.

    Nothing isn't more of a bitch when a blade breaks when you are about to shank someone. And this guy keeps referring this blade "as a relic", so it could be a old as fuck pocket knife for all we know.

    Hell, I would even doubt if this guy was legitimate
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)16:40 No.12624516
    rolled 22611 = 22611

    We need an evil laugh.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:41 No.12624521
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    "Here, young miss, to keep it safe."

    The swarthy man draws forth a leather sheath on a sling. With it, I can keep the knife at hand without revealing it.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:42 No.12624529
    rolled 10 = 10


    We really should ask if it can actually cut anything, if its made of bronze or something.

    Nothing isn't more of a bitch when a blade breaks when you are about to shank someone. And this guy keeps referring this blade "as a relic", so it could be a old as fuck pocket knife for all we know.

    Hell, is this "merchant" approved by the Guild of Merchants? Wax seal and all.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:43 No.12624535
    lets buy it, we have plenty of shreep left to sell if we must and im sure that dark magic book probably has a few soul damning contracts that will make us rich.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:43 No.12624537

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:48 No.12624584
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    My task completed, the market lies spread before me, and the wild lands beyond the edge of town.

    At least I've not had the displeasure of seeing Sir Percy today.

    What will you do now, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:50 No.12624595
    And yes, the knife seems to be a fine knife.

    It's sturdy and pretty sharp.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)16:50 No.12624599
    rolled 7 = 7


    Lets see if we can find that Harlot and push her into a pile of manure. That always brightens our day.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)16:51 No.12624610
    rolled 13743 = 13743


    Ahhh the dice gods are back to their fickle selves.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:51 No.12624614
    me thinks its time to head home and carve up a shreep to test both blood sacrifice and necromancy upon!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:52 No.12624618
    I'd recommend against practicing our dark magic on the shreep in the middle of the day.
    So yes this is a good plan.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:53 No.12624635
    Yes, this.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)16:55 No.12624653
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    There's only one place Jenny might be at this time of day... a place I've never set foot inside.

    The dockside tavern.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:57 No.12624662
    go in and keep bob close for brawl backup, this should be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)16:57 No.12624665
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)17:00 No.12624686
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    As soon as I step inside, all eyes turn to regard me. I can only assume what they're thinking - no reputable woman sets foot in here.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)17:01 No.12624695
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    I spy Jenny near the back, trying to part a pair of sailors from their coins.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)17:03 No.12624710
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    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)17:04 No.12624715
    rolled 12 = 12

    "Hey Jenny, I see the rash has finally gone down!"
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)17:05 No.12624729
    rolled 7 = 7


    We run up to her and tell her that her anti fungal creme will be ready in about 6 hours, and if she has a room where we'll deliver it to her, or if she'll pick it up right after shes done with these gentlemen.

    Then we smile bow and leave.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)17:06 No.12624735
    rolled 23431 = 23431


    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)17:08 No.12624755
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    The room is silent at once.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)17:11 No.12624776
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    "Oh, it's you, filthy shreep-girl. I should have known from the sme-"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)17:12 No.12624784
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    For a moment after I say it, silence fills the room.

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)17:13 No.12624795
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    Laughter bellows from everyone in the room.

    Everyone, save Jenny, who rushes to the door, almost knocking Bob aside, and flees into the noon sun.

    The men raise their glasses and laugh again.

    What will you do now, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)17:15 No.12624813
    (Actually, I've gotta put this on hold for an hour or so while I eat dinner. Please discuss where you want to go from here, and I'll be back in a little bit.)
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)17:16 No.12624822
    Alright, cool, thanks so far, this is fun.
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)17:18 No.12624838
    rolled 4763 = 4763


    I say we smile. Take Bob then leave.

    Nothing is so terrifying as a Harlot Scorned.

    Jerry Springer taught me that.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)17:20 No.12624849
    enjoy our triumph, then head home to continue our labors of mastering magic! also, has the voice that tempted us ever come back, or is it safe to assume its all in the book?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)17:21 No.12624851
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    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)17:34 No.12624940
    I say we follow after the Harlot, see where she goes
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)17:46 No.12625053
    at the very least it will give us the oppertunity to collect her delicious tears
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)17:57 No.12625139
    and perhaps a small amount of blood?
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)17:59 No.12625168
    rolled 19127 = 19127


    Harlot tears does sound like a pretty boss Alchemical ingredient.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:09 No.12625261
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    The sailors bid me to come and sing with them, but my mind is on other things...

    Specifically, Jenny and her tears. I turn and follow her...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:12 No.12625301
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    Oh, no.

    Of course, Sir Percy would choose this time to show up.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)18:14 No.12625320
    Duck back inside and try to find another way out. Or wait until Percy enters, then leave while he looks for a seat.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)18:16 No.12625342
    I like this one
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)18:17 No.12625354
    What do we have to fear from sir Percy? Keep going. A worthless man in a tin suit holds no power over us!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:18 No.12625364
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    As I reenter the tavern, the young sailor calls to me.

    "Forget something, miss? Come and sit with us, and we'll tell you the tale of the great green beast of the southern ocean!"

    Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Apprentice!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:19 No.12625376
    >What do we have to fear from sir Percy?

    Nothing, he's just a bore. Plus he might cramp your harlot-harvesting operations.

    >maternalism bledinge
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)18:21 No.12625393
    rolled 7 = 7

    Shit I was away pumpkin carving, I wanted to hear some sailor stories when this came back anyways, so listen to their tale
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)18:22 No.12625398
    go to 4ch archive org and request a archive
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:31 No.12625479
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    I see an opportunity and rush forward, concealing myself between the sailors and the wall, and bid them to speak.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)18:32 No.12625483
    rolled 2 = 2

    "Maybe later gents."
    See if we can't move avoid the knight and catch up with the harlot
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:32 No.12625485
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    And just in time, too.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:33 No.12625497
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    As Sir Percy speaks with the barkeeper, the sailor begins his tale.

    " Twas ten years back, when I was but a boy on my first voyage..."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:49 No.12625664
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    "My first voyage. Aye, I remember every bit of it."

    "Twas not a pleasant one, however, for I thought it would be my last!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:50 No.12625675
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    "We were becalmed in the strange tropical seas of the distant south, and had been for some time. All our provisions had run out, and we were soon to expire."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:52 No.12625692
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    "Garrett here was the navigator even then, but his eye could not pierce the bedeviling fog that had enshrouded us for days. The very fog that had led us to this sargasso."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:53 No.12625701
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    "Suddenly, there was a terrible groaning, and an upswell knocked against the ship, throwing Garrett over the side!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:54 No.12625718
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    "When I ran to the edge to leap in and save him, I saw a palm leaf floating in the sea. Amazed, I shrieked that we were near land!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:55 No.12625724
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    "Before my eyes, more leaves emerged from the briny deep, drenched in water and unfurling into the equatorial sun!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)18:56 No.12625735
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    "Before we knew it, we were perched atop the great scaly back of the terrible fish!"

    "Only by carefully piercing its shell while it slept were we able to drink its blood and remain alive until it swam within sight of land..."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:00 No.12625758
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    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:05 No.12625798
    Well what?
    Nice story, I guess
    plot was a little perdictable tho
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:07 No.12625816
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    Sir Percy seems to have left..
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:09 No.12625832
    Options as I see them:

    * Return home, read spellbook
    * Dispose of shreep
    * Find Jenny, harvest precious bodily fluids
    * Leave town
    * Anything else people suggest
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:09 No.12625836
    Get an account of where the giant fish was so perhaps in the future we can siad the seas in our giant undead fish fortress.

    But for now head back to our hut and wait for evening to start sheep sacrificial experiments.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:10 No.12625838
    after the whore!!!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:13 No.12625866
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    I have all afternoon before the sun goes down.

    Plenty of time to find Jenny.

    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:14 No.12625874
    rolled 12 = 12

    Rollin' dem bones
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:18 No.12625913
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    What luck...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:20 No.12625929
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    The alley leads behind the tavern - and the tavern juts up against the edge of the sea.
    >> Anomorphous 10/30/10(Sat)19:24 No.12625960
    Is there a reason Bob has a total "Haters gonna hate" walk?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:24 No.12625963
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    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:25 No.12625974
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    > Is there a reason Bob has a total "Haters gonna hate" walk?

    He's very unsteady on his feet.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:26 No.12625978
    rolled 6 = 6

    'Sup Jenny. Maybe we went a little too far with the burn. We cool?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:26 No.12625981
    rolled 7 = 7

    Tell her we are sorry, and we want her to have this ceremonial knife as an apology. Then we give her the knife over and over and over again!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:30 No.12626011
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    rolled 1 = 1



    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:33 No.12626040
    rolled 6 = 6

    I'm laughing so far. Rolling mah dice
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:38 No.12626068
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    rolled 3 = 3


    I slash at her, cutting open her shoulder and drawing blood up from beneath her pale skin!

    Roll a d12 again, Apprentice!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:39 No.12626077
    Letting someone else do the honors this time.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:42 No.12626089
    I think people are ready to end for now. I know I am.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:43 No.12626095
    rolled 8 = 8

    Screw it, rolling.

    Where did all the other bastards go to? There was like 4 people in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:43 No.12626099
    rolled 5 = 5

    I'll roll these bones.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:46 No.12626128
    wait why are we trying to kill her?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:48 No.12626140
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    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:49 No.12626143
    >Then we give her the knife over and over and over again!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:49 No.12626148
    .... I leave the thread for twenty minutes and we're murdering someone.
    Goshdarnit, now I feel guilty for suggesting we try to find the Harlot.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:49 No.12626151
    There we are- a good conclusion. Our first murder!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:51 No.12626171
    I don't feel very good about that
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:52 No.12626177
    So we've gone from tending shreep to murdering hookers in a single session, that's cool.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:53 No.12626189
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    My breath runs hot and ragged in my chest, and the setting sun makes my eyes water.

    At my feet, Jenny lies motionless, though between the raucous sailors and the bawwing of the shreep it seems no one heard our struggle.

    My earlier musing of raising her body flits through my mind again.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:54 No.12626195
    rolled 3 = 3

    Let's raise it. More minions is good.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:54 No.12626196
    raise her! then hightail it back home and hope we arent spotted
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:55 No.12626200
    Check to see if she's alive
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)19:56 No.12626202
    rolled 6115 = 6115

    >the bawwing of the shreep it seems no one heard our struggle.

    That never ceases to make me laugh.

    We collect a sample of Harlots Blood/ Tears.

    Push her into the river and skip our merry way home.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:56 No.12626203
    rolled 5 = 5

    Now Bob can have that new body he's been wanting!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:56 No.12626206
    I know this runs counter to the general feelings of anons, but can we please try to save her?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:56 No.12626209
    rolled 6 = 6

    Bite the corpse.
    >> Guiltyanon 10/30/10(Sat)19:57 No.12626215
    .... I never should have suggested that we try to collect her delicious tears
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:57 No.12626217
    Bite it good.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:58 No.12626222
    I would have preferred raising a sheep but nothing good can come of helping her now.
    >> Guiltyanon 10/30/10(Sat)19:58 No.12626225
    If she yet draws breath, can we please see about trying to help her?
    Cruel words are one thing, but murder quite another
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:58 No.12626229
    Have Bob carry Jenny underwater to our humble abode as to not be seen. I'm sure we can find something to do with a dead harlot in our new book.

    atrihilm University
    yes captcha we should set up a school but not yet, thanks for the suggestion.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)19:59 No.12626233
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    She's very much dead, but I can't do anything without the book...

    ...and it's hidden under my bed!

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)19:59 No.12626238
    rolled 7 = 7

    Put Bob inside her skin!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:00 No.12626244
    DO THIS.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:00 No.12626245
    rolled 11 = 11

    Bite the corpse. Twice.
    >> Guiltyanon 10/30/10(Sat)20:00 No.12626250
    Still you have to admit that what we've just done is new to us.
    Shock is inevitable, as is guilt. I'd really like to see us break the sterotype of cliche, evil for evils sake, puppy kicking necromancers
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)20:03 No.12626273
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    Something possesses me and I take a wolf-like snap at the corpse. Once. Twice. Her blood is still warm as it slips across my tongue.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:04 No.12626277
    I want to see some fucking biting before I go to bed.
    >> Guiltyanon 10/30/10(Sat)20:04 No.12626282
    Wait, why did we just bite the harlot?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:05 No.12626283
    Out-fucking-standing. Did we pick up a cup at the bar to take some of that blood in?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)20:06 No.12626294
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    As Bob and Jenny sink into the water, I take a moment to compose myself before I scurry home, and the magnitude of what I've done strikes me fully.

    Is this path worth the power I seek?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:07 No.12626296
    Creepy, ok enough stalling or sir shines a lot will find us. Bob take her underwater back to our house!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:07 No.12626305
    rolled 1 = 1

    Put her inside the barrel that was beside the bar and get Bob to carry it home.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)20:07 No.12626307
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)20:09 No.12626326
    Hoo boy, this is a lot different format than what I'm used to.

    A much slower pace as well, which I can tell is dragging on people. I'll try to think about what I can do to fix that.

    Questions, comments, complaints?
    >> Guiltyanon 10/30/10(Sat)20:09 No.12626328
    My actions lead to the death of an NPC and may force the Protagonist down a path of darkness.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:10 No.12626333
    Outstanding Bob, way to anticipate! Back to the house! Our moment of grief passes once we remember that time Jenny cut our hair and threw us in a mud puddle.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:15 No.12626366

    The dark path of necromancy is a bit harder to run then the go getting craziness of space adventure. But I'm sure as our power increases new foes will appear!

    I love all the lego quest stuff you've done, it seems int he other ones there was more of a linear adventure; while this is more sandbox style, which is great, but it may be harder to get people to participate.
    >> Guiltyanon 10/30/10(Sat)20:17 No.12626378
    No real complaints
    How does raise dead work?
    Are we going with using the whole "necromancy works through negative energy" line of bullcrap?
    Is there still a chance of being a good necromancer who is also good, or at the very least neutral?
    Is there a form of resurrection that won't lead to dem bones and no personality?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:21 No.12626420
    rolled 1 = 1

    No complaints. The Lego aesthetic and the humorous nature of this game really contrast with the path we've chosen haha.

    When are you running this next? I'd prefer not to miss it.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)20:22 No.12626428
    >it seems int he other ones there was more of a linear adventure; while this is more sandbox style, which is great, but it may be harder to get people to participate.

    That is exactly what I was debating when I thought about running this. I wanted to try something new, though, so I did it anyway, but I wouldn't be opposed to putting it up and doing some more Wasteland or something.

    >How does raise dead work?
    You need to check the book.

    >Are we going with using the whole "necromancy works through negative energy" line of bullcrap?

    >Is there still a chance of being a good necromancer who is also good, or at the very least neutral?

    >Is there a form of resurrection that won't lead to dem bones and no personality?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:24 No.12626447
    I, too, wish to know when next I can see this adventure.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:28 No.12626470
    rolled 8 = 8

    I feel bad about murdering Jenny. She was an incorrigible wench, but murdering her in cold blood like makes me wonder if the book is changing us somehow, we should try and resurrect her.
    >> Guiltyanon 10/30/10(Sat)20:32 No.12626515
    I too would like to see this- there's a big difference between girlish rivalries and cold blooded murder
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)20:33 No.12626519
    rolled 2430 = 2430


    I just wanted to make her cry hilarious tears. D:
    >> An0nymous !lZQXCgS9fQ 10/30/10(Sat)20:35 No.12626539
    rolled 30380 = 30380


    Maybe we can sorta... raise her and be best friends?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:36 No.12626547
    I think that would quickly lead to our arrest. What do you do with someone who you just murdered? Keep her captive forever?
    >> Guiltyanon 10/30/10(Sat)20:40 No.12626578
    Well, we also just saved her life, sorta
    And albiet she wouldn't even have died in the first place if it wasn't for us, but still
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:41 No.12626583
    "Yeah, you know uh, sorry about that whole...murder thing. Pals?"
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:42 No.12626607
    No- we just need to convince her that we're sorry for what we've done. To say that it was a mistake wouldn't cover the amount of wrongness that we felt following it.
    We didn't even mean to attack her like that, honest, it's just, well, she made us so angry and feel so hurt....
    It doesn't make what we did right, but we want her to know that we regret our actions, and are willing to do what it takes to make up for it.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)20:43 No.12626609
    Next game... will be no sooner than next Friday, although it may not happen until Thanksgiving.

    >we should try and resurrect her
    I would not oppose this

    >I think that would quickly lead to our arrest. What do you do with someone who you just murdered? Keep her captive forever?

    You could always leave town afterward. After all, if it storms every time you learn something from that book, Adan will catch on sooner or later. Or the town will flood.

    All great wizards need a remote fortress.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:44 No.12626620
    bullshit. No matter how sorry you are, she is going to want revenge.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:45 No.12626628
    We stabbed her! Repeatedly! It was probably very unpleasant!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:46 No.12626635
    I say we just flat out convince her that nothing happened.
    "If I murdered you, you wouldn't be dead right? Were you drinking that stuff that the sailors are always having at the bar? It's making you talk crazy."
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:47 No.12626650
    The point isn't that we want to get something from her
    The point is to recognize we did something wrong and to try to make up for it
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:50 No.12626672
    Honestly, if someone you already disliked followed you into an alley and murdered and then revived you via forbidden arts, would you forgive them if they said sorry?

    Blackmail is the very best thing we can expect from her if she is allowed to go free. It's better to let sleeping dogs lie.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:54 No.12626696
    You callin' her a bitch, anon?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:54 No.12626699
    Oh and having murder on our heads is better?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:56 No.12626709
    we find a spell in the book that magically changes Adan's name to Alan. Because this is significantly less imposing he loses much of his magical power, and becomes easy to kill.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)20:57 No.12626728
    I think we should end this moral line of thought and instead look at thie omportant question - wouldn't it be fucking AWESOME to have a zombie hooker in the party?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)21:01 No.12626754
    Ohoho, exactly.

    Frankly, yes. It's less likely to have immediate repercussions than murdering her and reviving her would. As long as no one saw us following her, there's nothing to tie the murder to us.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)21:01 No.12626756

    Bob has a wife now
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)21:04 No.12626781
    Just what a skeleton without a penis needs, someone to follow him around and nag with no redeeming factors to the relationship whatsoever.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)21:06 No.12626806
    Look all I'm saying is
    It isn't exactly murder if the person in question is still alive, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)21:06 No.12626809

    redeeming features....could turn her body into something like a suit for some sort of abyssal horror. Like the giant roach in men in black.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)21:12 No.12626862
    Maybe not, but all the same I don't think she'll be very forgiving about the whole thing. Being stabbed isn't something you just shrug off even if you survive the ordeal. Maybe if we could mess with her memory somehow it would be alright, but as it is we can expect some nasty consequences sooner or later if she doesn't stay dead.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)21:15 No.12626893
    This line of thought has taken a turn for the profound.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)21:16 No.12626900
    As I would expect some nasty consequences sooner or later if she stays missing for long and people remember we were the last person in her general vicinity
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)21:17 No.12626917
    >wouldn't it be fucking AWESOME to have a zombie hooker in the party?

    I would agree with that.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 10/30/10(Sat)21:22 No.12626954

    >The Apprentice learns how to make fire with magic, gives her nemesis a killer put-down, and continues her quest to master the dark arts!

    >gives her nemesis a killer put-down

    This was written before you stabbed her to death~
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)21:24 No.12626974
    motherfrakers planned this from the beginning!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)21:37 No.12627070
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    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)22:42 No.12627538
    I think there's a little more than that. yeah we killed her, but our insult was probably the thing she'll remember the most. This wasn't some high school prank, this was directed at the town harlot. there must be some underlying trama uncovered in our insult to make her run out of that room with tears streaming down her face, I doubt this was a one time thing as well. she was our nemisis, and our abillity to do this to her on the fly makes me think we've been doing this often for a long time. we should skip town, odds are we're the prime suspect.

    is there anymore tonight? if not what are the plans for this current week, I missed out on this session but would like to play.

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