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  • File : 1288494276.png-(278 KB, 763x764, ZeroSheet.png)
    278 KB SKIRMISH QUEST [multiplayer] Journal !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:04 No.12627692  
    YOU ARE A COMBAT CLONE AWAITING DROP TODAY IS YOUR 10TH CYCLE BUT IT IS ONLY TODAY THAT YOU WILL BE GIVEN A NAME WHAT IS YOUR CALLSIGN.

    0/25 Spaces open.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)23:07 No.12627712
    Octothorpe
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)23:08 No.12627723
    Violet
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:09 No.12627728
    YOU ARE GIVEN ONE NAME AND ONE NAME ONLY IN THE FORM OF TRIP CODES.

    YOU MAY ONLY ROLL 10 SIDED DICE, IF I SUSPECT THAT YOU ARE ROLLING NUMBER GENERATORS THAT IS ANYMORE AND ANY LESS THAN THE POSSIBLE 10. OR IF I SUSPECT THAT YOU ARE ROLLING NON REGULATION NOKO DICE.

    I
    WILL
    DETONATE
    YOUR
    ORGANS
    MAGGOT.

    NOW. I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR PREFERRED CALLSIGN WITH TRIP CODE. I WILL TAKE THE FIRST 20 OF YOU MAGGOT BABIES CAPABLE ENOUGH TO PULL THIS OFF
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:11 No.12627748
    OCTO, VIOLET,

    I TAKE IT YOUR GENETIC ORIGINAL MUST COME FROM THE RETARDED WATERCHOKE SECTOR. YOU BEST REARRANGE YOUR NEURONS AND GIVE ME A PROPER TRIP CODE
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)23:14 No.12627770
    Boris reporting in.
    Da?
    >> Boris !AJHDwJ64aU 10/30/10(Sat)23:17 No.12627804
    Like this?
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:18 No.12627808
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    you feel the rumble of the deployment deck as your orbital dropship enters the atmosphere.... you get the feeling that your time is running out.
    >> Victoria !xd4xlQhunU 10/30/10(Sat)23:20 No.12627836
    Victoria reporting in.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:21 No.12627845
    BORIS, I SEE THEY MAKE THEM IN ENGLISH TOO IN THE RED SECTOR. PLEASE TELL ME THEY MAKE YOU IN DOZENS BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE DANDY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

    CLONES CONSIDERED ALIVE:
    >Boris
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)23:21 No.12627849
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    >>12627748
    You are now reading OPs allcaps in his voice.
    >> Victoria !xd4xlQhunU 10/30/10(Sat)23:22 No.12627866
    >>12627849

    >implying I wasn't already
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:23 No.12627872
    VICTORIA I SEE THAT YOU HAVE NO SECRETS. PLEASE TELL ME YOU CAN ALSO HANDLE A GAUSS RIFLE AS HALF AS COMPETENTLY AS A T- REX PLAYING PIANO

    CLONES CONSIDERED ALIVE:
    >Boris
    >Victoria
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)23:23 No.12627876
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    >>12627770
    DORIS
    >> Boris !AJHDwJ64aU 10/30/10(Sat)23:24 No.12627892
    >>12627845
    Plenty comrads there, but not all of them Boris, niet, that would be confusing. Just me, Boris.
    >> Victoria !xd4xlQhunU 10/30/10(Sat)23:24 No.12627893
    >>12627872

    Sir, yes, sir!
    >> Yixis !!yQ6DH7BCDbd 10/30/10(Sat)23:24 No.12627898
    Sounds like fun. Do we choose which class? If so I will take the sniper.

    Now how do I roll dice?
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:26 No.12627908
    DORIS !? TWO WOMEN IN A ROW ? WHAT AMAZON GOVERNMENT DID YOU BOTH COME FROM BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL AINT GETTING ENOUGH ACTION IN TIZONA DURING R/R !
    CLONES CONSIDERED ALIVE:
    >Boris
    >Victoria
    >Doris
    >> Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/30/10(Sat)23:26 No.12627909
    DOUK REPORTING IN SIR
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/30/10(Sat)23:27 No.12627919
    Why the hell not.
    >> Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/30/10(Sat)23:27 No.12627924
    Hawkes, reporting for duty, Sir!
    >> FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/30/10(Sat)23:28 No.12627941
    I AM MARGINALLY EXCITED.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:29 No.12627947
    To all combat clones, please get reacquainted with your combat designations. Remember that there are 4 field types.

    The [R]ifle Squad
    The [M]obile Demolitions
    The [S]harpshooter Specialists
    The Riot [K]nights

    please retrain your thoughts as cryogenic conditioning may have atrophied your thoughts.
    >> CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/30/10(Sat)23:30 No.12627950
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    CATS here, gentlemen.

    >remook the
    >> Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/30/10(Sat)23:30 No.12627957
    >>12627941
    THOSE ALIEN BASTARDS ARE GOING TO PAY IF THEY SCREW UP MY RIDE
    >> CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/30/10(Sat)23:31 No.12627965
    >>12627947
    >[M]obile Demolitions

    >noted bottat
    >> Red !86Txs0yg96 10/30/10(Sat)23:31 No.12627971
    Sir! Red reporting as ordered Sir!
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:31 No.12627972
    CLONES CONSIDERED ALIVE:
    >Boris
    >Victoria
    >Doris
    >Doug
    >Arkham
    >Yixis [better learn or you're gonna get detonated]
    >Fall
    >Hawkes
    >> [K]FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/30/10(Sat)23:31 No.12627976
    >>12627947
    DID I DO GOOD?
    >> Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/30/10(Sat)23:32 No.12627983
    >>12627947
    >The Riot [K]nights

    HEY, DO ANY OF YOU HAVE A SPARE PACK OF GUM?
    >> Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/30/10(Sat)23:32 No.12627986
    Reporting
    >> Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/30/10(Sat)23:32 No.12627989
    >[R]ifle Squad
    >> Yixis !!yQ6DH7BCDbd 10/30/10(Sat)23:32 No.12627990
    Yixis, reporting in as a Sharpshooter Specialist, sir.

    Also seeing if I can figure out these dice...
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/30/10(Sat)23:33 No.12627992
    >>12627983
    NEGATIVE.
    >> Victoria !xd4xlQhunU 10/30/10(Sat)23:33 No.12627994
    >>12627947

    >The [R]ifle Squad
    >> Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/30/10(Sat)23:33 No.12627996
    >>12627972
    >Doug

    SIR, I'LL BE FORCED TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK IF YOU DON'T FIX YOUR PAPERWORK. SIR!
    >> Boris !AJHDwJ64aU 10/30/10(Sat)23:33 No.12627997
    >>12627947
    [K]night would be me ... more like [K]ossar, I guess
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)23:34 No.12628003
    REPORTING IN SIR
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:34 No.12628007
    FALL YOU ARE A GODDAMN GENIUS, YOU OUGHT TO BE FILING OFFICER IF YOU SURVIVE THIS FUCKING SHIT AND YOU EARN YOUR LEGITIMACY, RECRUIT.


    CONSIDERED ALIVE:
    >Boris
    >Victoria
    >Doris
    >Doug
    >Arkham
    >Yixis [better learn or you're gonna get detonated]
    >[K]Fall
    >Hawkes
    >Cats
    >> [S] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/30/10(Sat)23:34 No.12628012
    Reporting for [S]harpshooter Specialists, sir!
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/30/10(Sat)23:34 No.12628013
    [M]OBILE DEMOLITIONS UNIT READY SIR!
    >> Yixis !!yQ6DH7BCDbd 10/30/10(Sat)23:34 No.12628016
    Do you want these notations in our names or what?
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/30/10(Sat)23:35 No.12628021
    Sir, Re-designating as Sharpshooter Specialist
    >> Trax !HJdD5oH/e2 10/30/10(Sat)23:35 No.12628022
    LAST TRANSMISSION FAILED TO COMUNICATE MY CALLSIGN, SIR
    >> [R]Victoria !xd4xlQhunU 10/30/10(Sat)23:35 No.12628027
    >slow on the uptake
    >> [R]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/30/10(Sat)23:35 No.12628030
    Waiting for orders, Sir!
    >> [S]Yixis !!yQ6DH7BCDbd 10/30/10(Sat)23:36 No.12628034
    I take it that you do.
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/30/10(Sat)23:36 No.12628038
    >>12628007
    THAT WOULD BE AMAZING, HOPEFULLY THEY WOULD BE THE LAST PAPERS I EVER FILE SO I COULD FILL THAT PART OF MY BRAIN WITH MORE WAYS TO KILL.
    >> TED 10/30/10(Sat)23:36 No.12628041
    rolled 10 = 10

    TACTICAL EXPLOSIVE DEVIANT REPORTING. LETS GET IT ON!
    >> [M]CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/30/10(Sat)23:37 No.12628050
    Excuse me, loud commander sir.
    My name is in allcaps, and to quote Douk,

    >SIR, I'LL BE FORCED TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK IF YOU DON'T FIX YOUR PAPERWORK. SIR!
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/30/10(Sat)23:37 No.12628054
    ORBITAL COMMAND, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, CHRISTMAS?
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:38 No.12628060
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    I SEE YOU FORGOT TO EXIST MAGGOT.
    LET ME FIX THAT
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/30/10(Sat)23:38 No.12628061
    >>12628041
    >>12628050
    Good to see some other Bomber[M]en in this squad!
    >> [S] Yixis !!yQ6DH7BCDbd 10/30/10(Sat)23:38 No.12628062
    rolled 7 = 7

    Here I'll even space it out for you to establish it better.
    >> [K]Boris !AJHDwJ64aU 10/30/10(Sat)23:38 No.12628065
    Anybody have something to drink? Cold in here, need bit of inside-warm.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:39 No.12628073
    I SEE YOU FORGOT TO EXIST MAGGOT.
    LET ME FIX THAT>>12628060
    >>12628003
    >>fixed
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/30/10(Sat)23:39 No.12628077
    >>12628065
    YOU HAVE LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN ON THAT ONE, BUT I WILL NOT BE THE ONE TO WALK THROUGH.
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/30/10(Sat)23:40 No.12628079
    >>12628065
    HERE YOU GO, BORIS.

    SUCK IT DOWN!
    >> [M]CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/30/10(Sat)23:40 No.12628080
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    >>12628061
    Ours is the most misunderstood of roles.
    >> [R] Trax !HJdD5oH/e2 10/30/10(Sat)23:40 No.12628082
    Sure, how long until we reach the surface?
    >> [S] Yixis !!yQ6DH7BCDbd 10/30/10(Sat)23:42 No.12628094
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>12628065
    >>12628077
    >>12628079
    Faggot [K]nights everywhere I look.
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/30/10(Sat)23:42 No.12628099
    >>12628094
    EAT SHIT AND DIE, SPECIALIST.
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/30/10(Sat)23:43 No.12628103
    >>12628094
    FOR ALL OUR SAKES I HOPE YOU SHOOT BETTER THAN YOU INSULT.
    >> Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/30/10(Sat)23:43 No.12628107
    Any time left for Scabby to exist, Commander?
    >> [M ]CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/30/10(Sat)23:43 No.12628108
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    >>12628094
    Becuase that rifle is *totally* not compensating for anything.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:43 No.12628109
    OH WHAT A SURPRISE IT SEEMS A GOOD HALF OF YOU CAN HOLD A GODDAMN GUN. WHO ELSE IN HERE KNOW WHICH END TO STICK UP THEIR ASSES ?

    CONSIDERED ALIVE:
    >Boris
    >Victoria
    >Doris
    >Douk [Your name is douk and will remain douk talk back to me again and i will shit bombs down your intestines]
    >[S]Arkham
    >[S]Yixis [better learn or you're gonna get detonated]
    >[K]Fall
    >[R]Hawkes
    >Cats
    >[M] Taylor
    >[S] Red
    >> [S] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/30/10(Sat)23:44 No.12628113
    >>12628080
    >>12628094
    >>12628099
    WE WILL NOT TOLERATE DISTENSION IN THE RANKS IN THIS UNIT. ALL SPECIALIZATIONS HAVE THEIR OWN ROLE TO PLAY, AND YOU WILL RESPECT THAT.
    >> [R] Trax !HJdD5oH/e2 10/30/10(Sat)23:44 No.12628118
    >>12628099
    You're just mad you can't do anything other than stab people.
    >> [R]Victoria !xd4xlQhunU 10/30/10(Sat)23:44 No.12628123
    >>12628099

    I know Duke Nukem Forever is finally being developed for real, but you don't have to shove him down our throats for this entire mission.
    >> [S]cabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/30/10(Sat)23:44 No.12628124
    Also, I'd like to be a [S]harpshooter.
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/30/10(Sat)23:45 No.12628130
    RIOT KNIGHT ALPHARIUS REPORTING IN ORBITAL COMMAND.
    >> [M] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/30/10(Sat)23:45 No.12628131
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    >>12628123
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/30/10(Sat)23:45 No.12628132
    >>12628103
    >>12628099

    Least I can shoot Retard Knight. The only thing you can do is shoot your man juice into your queer friends cake hole!
    >> [K]Boris !AJHDwJ64aU 10/30/10(Sat)23:46 No.12628133
    >>12628079
    That .. not what I mean... need some alkag.. alkol... um.. booze
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/30/10(Sat)23:46 No.12628139
    >>12628113
    DISTENSION MEANS SWELLING.

    I AM JUST SAYING.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:46 No.12628140
    UPDATING MY NAV SCREEN.

    BORIS, VICTORIA, I CAN NOT HEAR YOU.

    CONSIDERED ALIVE:
    >Boris
    >Victoria
    >Doris
    >Douk [Your name is douk and will remain douk talk back to me again and i will shit bombs down your intestines]
    >[S]Arkham
    >[S]Yixis [better learn or you're gonna get detonated]
    >[K]Fall
    >[R]Hawkes
    >[M]Cats
    >[M] Taylor
    >[S] Red
    >> [R]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/30/10(Sat)23:47 No.12628149
    >>12628132
    You pansy are far from the fight, at least the [K]nights are where the action is.
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/30/10(Sat)23:47 No.12628151
    >>12628140
    SIR REQUESTING PERMISSION TO BE CONSIDERED ALIVE, SIR!
    >> [S] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/30/10(Sat)23:48 No.12628154
    >>12628139
    I MEANT TO SAY DISSENSION, BUT AM CLEARLY, CRYOGENIC CONDITIONING HAS ATROPHIED MY THOUGHTS.
    >> [M]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/30/10(Sat)23:48 No.12628158
    Wait! Commander! I changed my mind, can I be demolitions? I promise I won't change my combat designation anymore!
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/30/10(Sat)23:48 No.12628159
    >>12628123
    >>12628118
    YOU TWO ARE AN INSPIRATION FOR BIRTH CONTROL.
    >> [K]Boris !AJHDwJ64aU 10/30/10(Sat)23:48 No.12628161
    >>12628140
    Here.. can hear me now, kamandier? umm ... sir?
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/30/10(Sat)23:49 No.12628168
    Sir! Am I too late to join this chickenshit outfit, sir?
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/30/10(Sat)23:49 No.12628171
    >>12628154
    IT'S COOL, I FORGOT ALGEBRA AND GEOMETRY.
    >> [R]Victoria !xd4xlQhunU 10/30/10(Sat)23:49 No.12628173
    >>12628140

    I am a proud member of the [R]ifle Squad, sir!
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/30/10(Sat)23:51 No.12628179
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    SIR, I HAVE MODIFIED MY GEAR.

    I HOPE THAT WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM!
    >> [M] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/30/10(Sat)23:51 No.12628181
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    ...O-kay then. I'll just be over here playing with my lightOHGODTHEFIRETHEFIREAHGFUCKAHAUYFHK
    >> [M]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/30/10(Sat)23:51 No.12628189
    >>12628179
    I am jealous
    >> [R]Victoria !xd4xlQhunU 10/30/10(Sat)23:51 No.12628190
    >>12628131

    >high five
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/30/10(Sat)23:53 No.12628206
    >>12628149

    You ever move inch by inch, crawling for 2 miles over several hours to avoid being seen by sentries?
    Piss in a tube and eat nothing but meal pills for 2 weeks to cut down on taking a shit?

    And that's just school. Call me when your balls drop.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)23:53 No.12628209
    SIR IT APPEARS I'VE ALREADY BEEN ASSIGNED A DUTY, SIR.

    PUN DUBIOUSLY INTENDED, SIR.

    DO YOU GET IT.
    SIR.

    DO YOU.
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/30/10(Sat)23:53 No.12628210
    >>12628189
    I think I saw some black, red, and blue parts in the back.
    >> [R]Victoria !xd4xlQhunU 10/30/10(Sat)23:54 No.12628215
    >>12628209

    Pssst! Hey, kid! You put your nametag on your pants!
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/30/10(Sat)23:54 No.12628216
    WHY IT APPEARS THAT CRYOGENIC ATROPHYING HIT ME HARDER THEN I THOUGHT.

    MY BODY IS READY FOR WHATEVER PUNISHMENT YOU SEE FIT, SIR.

    DO YOU GET IT, SIR.
    DO YOU.
    >> [R]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/30/10(Sat)23:54 No.12628217
    >>12628206
    I- Wha-
    Pick up a real gun?
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/30/10(Sat)23:54 No.12628218
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    ALRIGHT EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A MOMENT AND SPEAK UP ONLY IF:

    >YOU ARE NOT YET ALIVE
    >NOT YET ASSIGNED A COMBAT DESIGNATION

    CONSIDERED ALIVE:
    >[K]Boris
    >Victoria [PROBABLY HAVING A CANNIPTION FIT]
    >Doris
    >Douk [Your name is douk and will remain douk talk back to me again and i will shit bombs down your intestines]
    >[S]Arkham
    >[S]Yixis [better learn or you're gonna get detonated]
    >[K]Fall
    >[R]Hawkes
    >Cats
    >[M] Taylor [will probably get shot first]
    >[S] Red
    >[R] Trax
    >[K] ALPHARIUS [OH YOU ARE TOO KIND SOLDIER IF I HAD A PAIR OF TITS ID LET YOU CAMP IN IT]
    >[D] Scabby
    >[R] Hudson
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/30/10(Sat)23:55 No.12628221
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    >>12628206

    Hey Red, you ever been mistaken for a man?
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/30/10(Sat)23:55 No.12628224
    >>12628218
    I AM WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK!
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/30/10(Sat)23:57 No.12628232
    >>12628218
    ORBITAL COMMAND, MY DESIGNATION IS WHATEVER LETS MY BOOT MEET THE ENEMY'S FACE, SIR.
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/30/10(Sat)23:57 No.12628235
    >>12628218

    WHY SIR THIS OFFENDS ME, ALTHOUGH I AM NOT IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF MY MENTAL FACULTIES AT THE MOMENT, I AM STILL READY.

    AS READY AS A HEDONIST IN A PICASSO PAINTING.

    GET IT.
    >> [R]Victoria !xd4xlQhunU 10/30/10(Sat)23:59 No.12628246
    >>12628218

    Sir, I'm sorry, sir! I was having a sudden canniption fit!
    Ready to serve in the Rifle Squad, sir!
    >> [K] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)00:02 No.12628268
    [K] STABBY

    READY TO STAB A BITCH
    >> [S]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)00:02 No.12628270
    >>12627728
    Pardon my tardiness SIR! PERMISSION TO JOIN THIS EXERCISE SIR!
    >> [M] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)00:03 No.12628277
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    fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)00:06 No.12628296
    ALRIGHT BITCHES BRACE FOR IMPACT. YOU ALL HAVE 10 minutes to [ROLL] out !! I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT ON A SEAT BELT !

    OPERATIONS WILL BEGIN IN 0:20 [14 minutes from now]
    >> [M]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)00:07 No.12628304
    So is our function as Demomen simply to explode and destroy things? Crud, I should've gone with the Riot Knights.

    Oh well, best to just jump in with both feet!
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)00:07 No.12628311
    rolled 6 = 6

    I AM GOING TO STAB SO MANY PEOPLE.
    I AM GOING TO STAB SO MANY PEOPLE THAT THERE WILL BE NO ONE LEFT TO STAB.
    AND WE WILL BE ALL ALONE AND I WILL BEGIN STABBING AT THINGS NOT NORMALLY MEANT TO BE STABBED.
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)00:07 No.12628313
    rolled 8 = 8

    Sir, I am ready to [ROLL] out!
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)00:08 No.12628316
    please roll your competency generators so that you wont vaporize upon impact. Remember that if you are smashed against the hull, we can't harvest your Meme chips.
    >> Mouse !ScrJwGuP86 10/31/10(Sun)00:08 No.12628320
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    Fuck yeah, let's do this.
    >> [R]Victoria !xd4xlQhunU 10/31/10(Sun)00:09 No.12628323
    rolled 3 = 3

    [ROLL]ing out, sir!
    >> [S] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/31/10(Sun)00:09 No.12628324
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    rolled 5 = 5

    AA, [ROLL]ing out!
    >> [R]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)00:09 No.12628328
    rolled 9 = 9

    Ready to Rock and [ROLL], sir!
    >> [K]Boris !AJHDwJ64aU 10/31/10(Sun)00:09 No.12628331
    rolled 5, 1 = 6

    hope it still works ...
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)00:09 No.12628332
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>12628296
    I'VE BUCKLED MY SEATBELT.
    >> [M]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)00:09 No.12628335
    rolled 8 = 8

    Rolling for competency. I hope this buckle is secured tight!
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)00:10 No.12628338
    >>12628332
    ...ACROSS MY NECK.
    >> [M] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)00:11 No.12628348
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    rolled 7799993 = 7799993

    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)00:12 No.12628354
    >>12628296

    HELL YES I'M READY SIR LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON THE ROAD

    Don't worry, Sharpshooters, me and my squad of ultimate badass riflemen will protect you!
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)00:12 No.12628361
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>12628354

    SHIT, FORGOT MY ROLL, SIR
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:12 No.12628364
    rolled 6 = 6

    YOU GUYS SUCK.
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)00:12 No.12628365
    >>12628354
    DON'T WORRY SHARPSHOOTERS, ME AND MY FELLOW RIOT RAPISTS WILL PROTECT THE RIFLEMEN.
    >> [K] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)00:13 No.12628372
    rolled 8 = 8

    BIGMONEYBIGMONEYBIGMONEYNOWHAMMYNOWHAMMYNOWHAMMYSTOP!
    >> [S] Yixis !!F4b4WAb1FpH 10/31/10(Sun)00:13 No.12628375
    rolled 2 = 2

    Sounds good
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)00:13 No.12628376
    rolled 6 = 6

    EXCUSE ME, SIR

    I THINK I MAY HAVE, UH
    MESSED SOMETHING UP HERE.

    YEAH, IT'S MORE TANGLED THEN A WHORE'S OVARIES.
    >> [R]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)00:14 No.12628382
    >This seems fitting
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVfBJG5_7DY
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)00:14 No.12628388
    rolled 10 = 10

    Can I still join?
    >> [M]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)00:14 No.12628394
    >>12628365
    AND ME AND MY GLORIOUS DEMOMEN WILL EXPLODE IN A MATTER MOST GRAND!
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)00:15 No.12628397
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    >>12628365

    ANY TIME, ANYWHERE, BRO.
    >> Mouse !ScrJwGuP86 10/31/10(Sun)00:15 No.12628405
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    rolled 1 = 1

    Rolling a D4 to see what I am... I kinda wanna be a Riot Knight, but not sure...
    >> Anomorphous 10/31/10(Sun)00:16 No.12628411
    >>12628382
    >First comment on that video
    >I remember i put this on full volume and i was taking a huge shit and this music..this music just made it so EPIC
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/31/10(Sun)00:16 No.12628412
    rolled 7 = 7

    Sir, Ready to Roll out and begin mission.
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:16 No.12628413
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>12628376
    I KNOW A FEW STRIPPERS THAT HAVE HAD THE SAME PROBLEM.

    RENO, YOU'RE ALRIGHT.
    >> [R] Trax !HJdD5oH/e2 10/31/10(Sun)00:16 No.12628416
    rolled 7 = 7

    OH SHIT
    >> [S] Yixis !!F4b4WAb1FpH 10/31/10(Sun)00:16 No.12628419
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>12628365
    Don't worry Riot Knights. Me and my fellow Specialist Sharpshooters will keep the enemies from hurting you and your frail complexions.
    >> [S]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)00:17 No.12628425
    rolled 10 = 10

    I HOPE I WONT DIE
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)00:18 No.12628429
    >>12628394
    >>12628419
    I'VE BEEN SHOT BY BETTER MEN THAN YOU TWO.
    REPEATEDLY.
    AS A TRAINING EXERCISE.
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:18 No.12628434
    >>12628413
    DISREGARD THAT SECOND ROLL, ORBITAL COMMAND. I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN TO DISENGAGE MY COMPETENCY GENERATOR.
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)00:18 No.12628440
    >>12628419
    I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT, BUT MY FACE WAS COMPLETELY BURNT OFF WHILE TRYING TO SLOW-ROAST OVER AN ION ENGINE.
    >> [S] Yixis !!F4b4WAb1FpH 10/31/10(Sun)00:20 No.12628451
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>12628429
    Good, it means that you're better looking than you once were.
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)00:20 No.12628455
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    >>12628429

    I guess only the Knights train to get their asses kicked, huh

    In the Rifle Corps we train to shoot shit and NOT get shoot by that shit.
    >> [R] Weird !!guD1KNNr2Nl 10/31/10(Sun)00:21 No.12628461
    Testing Trip-code.
    >> [M]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)00:21 No.12628470
    Y'all clones need to stop arguing. We're all fodder, let's go down as bros!
    >> [K] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)00:22 No.12628479
    >>12628455
    I TRAINED TO STAB PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO WERE TOO BUSY SHOOTING TO REALIZE THE PROPENSITY OF FACESTABBING
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:22 No.12628481
    >>12628451
    AT LEAST WE CAN STILL TELL HIS FACE FROM HIS ASS, YIXIS.
    >> [R] Trax !HJdD5oH/e2 10/31/10(Sun)00:23 No.12628491
    >>12628429
    I bet you cried after each one. That's why you had to have it done multiple times.
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/31/10(Sun)00:23 No.12628492
    >>12628455

    Sir, excuse my posting against orders, but It's an insult to see a Rifleman say that he knows how to shoot.

    You couldn't shoot the fat girls from across the bar that the Riot Knights are hittin on.
    >> [S] Yixis !!F4b4WAb1FpH 10/31/10(Sun)00:23 No.12628493
    >>12628481
    Unlike yourself?
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)00:23 No.12628494
    >>12628455
    BECAUSE REAL MEN ARE THERE TO DRAW THE FIRE FROM YOU COWARDS.
    ALSO, GO AHEAD AND KEEP TALKING SHIT.
    THIS SWORD ISN'T FOR SHOW.
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)00:23 No.12628496
    >>12628470
    Agreed. Let's not blow ourselves up before we even get out on the field.
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)00:23 No.12628497
    Can't we all get along? Some of us might not come back from this mission.
    >> [S]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)00:23 No.12628499
    >>12628490
    Holy christ
    >> [R]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)00:23 No.12628500
    >>12628432
    >Implying quests aren't /tg/ related

    >>12628455
    Damn straight.
    >> [?] Mouse !ScrJwGuP86 10/31/10(Sun)00:23 No.12628501
    SIR, DO WE GET TO CHANGE UNIT TYPES, SIR‽
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)00:24 No.12628503
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>12628481

    I THINK HE IS IMPLYING THAT

    YOUR ASS AND YOUR FACE ARE INDETERMINABLE
    FROM EACH OTHER

    IN WHICH CASE
    I MUST SAY

    YOU HAVE BEEN SCORCHED BY SOME SICK FIRES

    LIKE PURE NAPALM

    OH GOD, I'VE LOST SO MANY FRIENDS TO TRAINING EXERCISES.
    >> [R] Weird !!guD1KNNr2Nl 10/31/10(Sun)00:24 No.12628506
    rolled 9 = 9

    Dampener... malfunctioned.
    . . . Ow.
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)00:24 No.12628509
    >>12628492
    WHY WOULD WE BE HITTING ON A BAR?
    >> [K] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)00:24 No.12628510
    >>12628497
    THIS IS IN TRUTH A BONDING EXERCISE

    THE TOUGHER THE UNIT, THE TOUGHER THE BONDING. BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU ARE NOT IN THE ANGRY MARINES, AS THEIR BONDING EXERCISE INVOLVES EVERYONE IN THE PLATOON GIVING THE NEW GUY A POWER KICK TO THE GROIN.
    >> [M] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)00:25 No.12628514
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    GENTLEMEN.
    LADIES.
    TODAY, WE ARE BRINGING THE FREAKIN' STORM, WHICH INVOLVES FIRE, ARMOUR PLATING, EXPLOSIONS, AND MEAT SHIELDS. EACH OF US HAS A DUTY; THIS DUTY IS TO PERFORM OUR ROLES TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITIES.
    BICKERING DOES NOT ACCOMPLISH THIS.
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)00:25 No.12628518
    >>12628490

    ALSO, AS ANOTHER POINT

    I BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE
    YIXIS

    YIXIS, DO YOU GET IT
    >> [S] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/31/10(Sun)00:26 No.12628527
    REQUESTING A BROLY [M],[R] AND [K] MEMBER TO GROUP UP WITH AND FORM A GOD-UNIT.

    LIVE TOGETHER, DIE ALONE.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)00:26 No.12628529
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    Red lights begin to fill the interior of the ship. Heat is beginning to rise as the dropship enters atmospheric entry. Mouse stumbles around figuring out what he got himself into before the sheer force of the G forces breaks his newly constructed body and pastes it against the west wall.

    And then.

    A crash.

    >[R] Victoria
    >[R]Hawkes
    >[R] Hudson
    >[R] TRAX

    >[S]Arkham
    >[S] YIXIS
    >[S] RED
    >[S] Snowflake

    >>[K] ALPHARIUS [OH YOU ARE TOO KIND SOLDIER IF I HAD A PAIR OF TITS ID LET YOU CAMP IN IT]
    >[K]Boris
    >[K]Fallprone
    >[K] Douk
    >[K] Stabby
    >[K] VIKTOR


    >>[M] Taylor [will probably get shot first]
    >[M] Scabby
    > [M] CATS IF YOU ROLL THAT SHIT AGAIN IM DETONATING THAT DAMN SLACK JAWED YOKEL SHIT OFF YOUR FACE
    >[M] RENO
    >> [S]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)00:26 No.12628533
    >>12628510
    I remember one of them holding a "power wrench", one of them holding a missile with his hands...where the fuck did they train
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:27 No.12628535
    >>12628518
    HIGH FIVE, RENO.
    >> [S] Yixis !!F4b4WAb1FpH 10/31/10(Sun)00:27 No.12628538
    >>12628518
    I understand that your comprehension of the English language is inferior than the average marsupials.
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/31/10(Sun)00:27 No.12628540
    >>12628509

    I always knew Riot Knights were stupid, but this takes the cake.
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:27 No.12628541
    >>12628529
    GOD DAMN.

    THOSE ALIEN BASTARDS ARE GONNA PAY FOR SHOOTING UP MY RIDE.
    >> [R]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)00:27 No.12628542
    >>12628527
    Am willing to put aside differences to join this God-Unit. /brofist?
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)00:28 No.12628546
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    >>12628492

    Well, sure, honey, but that ain't a problem seein' as how many bullets I can put downrange

    Besides, I ain't afraid to get right up close to any motherfucker. I don't need no goddamn cam-er-flash suit to kill a man.
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)00:28 No.12628550
    >>12628513
    I've never once used this trip before this thread, and I'll never use it after unless there is a followup.

    >>12628529
    ALRIGHT PEOPLE, LET'S BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND!

    JUST LIKE I DID BACK IN TRAINING!
    >> [K] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)00:28 No.12628551
    >>12628529
    SIR REQUESTING PERMISSION TO STAB WHO OR WHATEVER DARED MAR OUR SPACECRAFT
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)00:29 No.12628552
    >>12628529
    WHOA. This does not look good.
    >> [R] Trax !HJdD5oH/e2 10/31/10(Sun)00:29 No.12628553
    Time to stop scratching at each other like little pussies in a cat fight, shit's about to get real.
    >> [S] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/31/10(Sun)00:29 No.12628554
    >>12628542
    HELL YES.
    NOW WE NEED A [K]NIGHT AND A BO[M]BER.
    >> [M] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)00:30 No.12628560
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    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)00:30 No.12628561
    >>12628527
    I will join this quadrant of strength.
    >> [K] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)00:30 No.12628562
    >>12628554
    STABBY STABS FOR THE GREATER STAB

    PROPOSAL: ACCEPTED
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:30 No.12628563
    >>12628554
    >>12628542
    HAWKES, ARKHAM. STICK WITH ME AND RENO.
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)00:30 No.12628566
    >>12628554
    Uh can I join too?
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)00:30 No.12628567
    >>12628541

    Douk you ignorant Knight, that's how Dropships work. They drop onto things.
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)00:31 No.12628568
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>12628554
    I'M ALL OVER THAT SHIT

    ALSO, I BREAK THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/31/10(Sun)00:31 No.12628569
    Orbital Command. We have reached the LZ, request Further Orders Sir
    >> [S] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/31/10(Sun)00:31 No.12628571
    >>12628562
    >>12628561
    >>12628542
    IT IS DECIDED.
    ARKHAM, HAWKES, TAYLOR AND STABBY HAVE FORMED A 4-MAN UNIT; HEREFORE TO BE KNOWN AS GOD-UNIT.
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)00:31 No.12628572
    >>12628563
    WE ARE GODS AMONG MORTALS
    ALL SHALL FALL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF TEAM ASTHMA LANOTER.
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)00:32 No.12628573
    >>12628560
    MOTHERFUCKING ADHD BOMBERS
    >> [S] Yixis !!F4b4WAb1FpH 10/31/10(Sun)00:32 No.12628579
    rolled 9 = 9

    Immediately begin setting up a watch out for any xeno scum.
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)00:33 No.12628583
    So, uh, Command, do we have intel on the dropzone?

    Is the LZ hot, or what?

    Because I just realized our balls are hanging out in hostile territory and we don't know shit about who's gonna shoot us or who we're supposed to shoot.

    How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:33 No.12628584
    >>12628567
    BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, HUDSON.

    WE HAVE XENOS TO KILL.
    >> [M]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)00:33 No.12628586
    WHAT DO WE SEE OUT THERE, COMMAND?
    >> [S]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)00:33 No.12628588
    >>12628571
    >>12628572
    Dont get killed guys
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)00:34 No.12628599
    So Command. Any orders? Objective?
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)00:34 No.12628601
    >>12628588
    I FEEL CONFIDENT THAT THEY WILL TRIUMPH NOBLY OVER EVERY ENCOUNTER AND RETURN HOME SAFELY.

    I WILL CALL THEM NOBLE TEAM.
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)00:34 No.12628602
    Ahem! Jesus Christ, my lungs hurt. I'm gonna take it easy from hear on out, guys.

    Also, this dropship's cramped as all fuck.
    I gotta get outta here.

    WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SATCHEL CHARGES
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)00:34 No.12628604
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    ....
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)00:34 No.12628605
    >>12628599
    YOU ARE A KNIGHT, FAGGOT.
    YOUR ORDERS ARE TO STAB MOTHERFUCKERS.
    YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO STAB MOTHERFUCKERS.
    >> [R]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)00:35 No.12628612
    >>12628571
    "FOR GLORY!"
    Get out of the wreckage, ready for combat.
    >> [M] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)00:35 No.12628613
    Right then. I'll...be going now. DEMOLITIONS, AWAY!
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)00:35 No.12628615
    >>12628602
    IN YOUR SATCHEL, WHERE ELSE?
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)00:35 No.12628617
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    >>12628604

    Sir! Are images of my beautiful face considered OOC, sir?
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)00:35 No.12628619
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    >>12628604
    GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO POST THIS.
    THE RED IS SO PEOPLE CAN SEE ME AND FEEBLY ATTEMPT TO SHOOT ME.

    THE GREEN AND RED IS SO I BLEND IN BECAUSE I'M A NINJA.
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)00:36 No.12628622
    >>12628604
    That's all? You send us to this planet so that we won't post OOC-image? That's nice.
    >>12628605
    Ok sir.
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)00:36 No.12628626
    >>12628615

    WHEN THE HELL WAS I ASSIGNED A SATCHEL

    ALL I HAVE IS THIS DUFFEL BAG FILLED WITH-
    OH.
    >> [M]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)00:36 No.12628629
    Alright, I guess we should move to secure an LZ right?
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)00:37 No.12628633
    >>12628626
    I JUST MADE A FACE.
    I WOULD POST A PICTURE OF WHAT THAT FACE LOOKED LIKE.
    BUT I WANT TO KEEP MY FACE.
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:37 No.12628637
    >>12628626
    HEY RENO, I'VE GOT A SPARE LIGHTER IF YOU NEED ONE.

    SAVING THE SMOKES FOR LATER, THOUGH.
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)00:38 No.12628645
    >>12628629

    Sounds like a goddamn plan, let's do it!

    Knights, take point!
    >> [R]Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)00:38 No.12628650
    Still any spaces left?

    If so, Walker on standby.
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)00:38 No.12628652
    >>12628645
    I'M TRYING TO BUST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN WRECKAGE BUT ORBCOM WON'T RESPOND.
    >> [R] Weird !!guD1KNNr2Nl 10/31/10(Sun)00:39 No.12628657
    +fumbles with dampener+

    Cut me out of these?
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)00:39 No.12628661
    >>12628645
    Yes sir. Just need to try and get this door open.
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:39 No.12628662
    >>12628645
    I HOPE YOU STILL REMEMBER HOW TO COVER ME, HUDSON.

    >takes point with shield up
    >> [S] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/31/10(Sun)00:40 No.12628674
    GOD-UNIT, BARRING FURTHER ORDERS FROM ORBITAL COMMAND, WE ARE TO BEGIN A RECONNAISSANCE MISSION OF THE IMMEDIATE AREA.

    ANY OBJECTIONS?
    >> [R]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)00:42 No.12628684
    >>12628674
    "No, Sir!"
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)00:42 No.12628694
    >>12628674
    Confirmed, let's move out.
    >> [K]Boris !AJHDwJ64aU 10/31/10(Sun)00:42 No.12628695
    >>12628645
    on my way
    >> [R] Trax !HJdD5oH/e2 10/31/10(Sun)00:43 No.12628702
    I HOPE THE SHIP DOESN'T EXPLODE WHILE WE ARE TRAPPED WITHIN.
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)00:45 No.12628710
    rolled 5 = 5

    *I try to open the damn door*
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/31/10(Sun)00:45 No.12628711
    DAMMIT! No Joy on hailing command! Looks like we are on our own!

    I agree with God Unit's idea. Suggest that several Sharpshooters begin recon for any hostiles. Knights, rifles and bombers and remaining Sharps secure the LZ and secure a FOB.
    >> [K] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)00:45 No.12628713
    >>12628674
    DOIN IT
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)00:45 No.12628715
    Well, I guess I'll just fortify the Landing Zone, then.

    Uh, just as soon as I get out of here.

    Oh god, someone just... go outside and make sure there isn't anything to shoot me as soon as I step out of this thing.
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:46 No.12628722
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>12628710
    >I take position beside Viktor, ready to shield the interior of the drop pod from whatever is on the other side of that door.
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)00:47 No.12628725
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    >>12628715
    I WOULD BE HAPPY TO.

    WELL, NOT HAPPY.

    BUT I WILL DO IT.
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)00:47 No.12628726
    >>12628710
    Well the door is half open now I guess.
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)00:48 No.12628736
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>12628726
    I WOULD BE HAPPY TO HELP.

    WELL, NOT HAPPY.

    BUT I WILL KICK IT.
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:48 No.12628739
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>12628726
    ORBITAL COMMAND, MY VISOR MUST BE REBOOTING FROM THE SHOCK OF THE DROP.

    WHAT THE FUCK IS OUTSIDE THIS DOOR?
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)00:48 No.12628740
    SOMEBODY JUST TOUCHED MY ASS

    I'M NOT QUITE SURE OF WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS ME
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/31/10(Sun)00:49 No.12628742
    >>12628736

    DAMN RIOT KNIGHTS! Use your head for more than smashing.

    Bombers, rig the door with explosives.
    Knights get back as far as you can, shield wall in front of everyone else.

    Everyone else get behind the knights. Shouldn't have too many injuries!
    >> [R] Weird !!guD1KNNr2Nl 10/31/10(Sun)00:50 No.12628747
    >>12628702
    . . . Damn it! I haven't even tested this clone body yet!
    +starts biting through entanglements+
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)00:50 No.12628748
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    ....

    The gates drop, xeno fire rattles outside.

    Some informative memories come back to you.

    Please format actions like so

    > Go north 3 squares, Keep an eye NW. Roll for attack maybe.

    "Blah Blah blah fluff " Rp Blah blah I know how to millitary blah"

    ALL ACTIONS PAST THIS POINT MUST BE INGAME.
    ASSHATERY WILL RESULT IN DETONATION.
    >> [R]Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)00:51 No.12628753
    >>12628742

    Or, we can just, you know, look around for the button to OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR. Or hey, maybe it's supposed to AUTOMATICALLY OPEN, SMASHING ANY POOR SOB DUMB ENOUGH TO OPPOSE US.
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)00:51 No.12628756
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>12628742
    MY HEAD IS MADE OF METAL. IT IS OPTIMAL FOR SMASHING.

    BUT WE'LL TRY IT YOUR WAY.
    >> [R] Trax !HJdD5oH/e2 10/31/10(Sun)00:51 No.12628758
    IF ORBITAL COMMAND DOES NOT REPLY WE MAY HAVE TO MOVE FORWARD ON OUR OWN.
    THAT DOES NOT BODE WELL.
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)00:52 No.12628762
    >>12628742
    Uh sir. Wouldn't the explosive damage the ship and destroy it while we're in it?
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)00:52 No.12628764
    Your designations follow as such:


    >[R1] Victoria
    >[R2]Hawkes
    >[R3] Hudson
    >[R4] TRAX

    >[S1]Arkham
    >[S2] YIXIS
    >[S3] RED
    >[S4] Snowflake

    >>[K1] ALPHARIUS [OH YOU ARE TOO KIND SOLDIER IF I HAD A PAIR OF TITS ID LET YOU CAMP IN IT]
    >[K2]Boris
    >[K3]Fallprone
    >[K4] Douk
    >[K5] Stabby
    >[K6] VIKTOR


    >>[M1] Taylor [will probably get shot first]
    >[M2] Scabby
    > [M3] CATS IF YOU ROLL THAT SHIT AGAIN IM DETONATING THAT DAMN SLACK JAWED YOKEL SHIT OFF YOUR FACE
    >[M4] RENO
    >> [S] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/31/10(Sun)00:52 No.12628765
    >>12628684
    >>12628713
    >>12628694
    Stabby, Hawkes, you two have point, directional authority is yours.
    I will be scouting your 9-3.
    Taylor, watch our rear, and blast any non-friendly that approaches us.
    >> [M]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)00:53 No.12628768
    Steeling my nerves, I move NORTH 4 squares, out of the door. I keep my handgun aimed ahead, scanning for hostiles
    >> [R]Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)00:53 No.12628771
    >>12628764

    I guess I missed the roll call, huh.
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)00:53 No.12628772
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>12628748
    CHARGE 3 SQUARES NORTH, YELLING MY WARCRY:
    "I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO ONE GIANT STAB WOUND!"
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:53 No.12628773
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>12628748
    I take two cautious steps on to the ramp leading out of the drop pod, then kneel while actively shielding those behind me as I scan the horizon.
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)00:54 No.12628780
    >>12628765
    "Roger"

    I move into formation with God Unit.
    >> [M] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)00:54 No.12628781
    >oh crap which one am I
    >maybe the third O.
    >I hide beside the door and wait for some poor sod to come inside.
    >> [K] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)00:54 No.12628782
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>12628748
    "DELIGHTFUL."

    >Move north 3 squares out the big door, suspecting ambush from left and right just outside the door.

    "IT IS PRETTY HOT OUT HERE."
    >> [K]Boris !AJHDwJ64aU 10/31/10(Sun)00:54 No.12628783
    move 3 North, facing North
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)00:55 No.12628785
    >>12628748

    I wait for the Knights to move down the ramp and clear the gateway before moving East(?) to look around the corner of the ramp and cover the guys on point.
    >> [S] Yixis !!F4b4WAb1FpH 10/31/10(Sun)00:55 No.12628787
    rolled 5 = 5

    Go east one, north one and keep my vision based in the North while steadily scoping ahead.

    (I take it that since we are Sharpshooters we have binoculars or such? Hell even the scope of our guns.)
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)00:55 No.12628788
    >>12628748
    ( I don't see number 6 but)
    Move 2 Square North. Activating my shield.
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/31/10(Sun)00:55 No.12628789
    Understood command!

    I pull out my rifle and move 2 squares forward. I scan the outside for hostiles, keeping my fire above the heads of the riot knights moving down the ramp.
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)00:56 No.12628791
    "Great. We're in, quite possibly, THE WORST position to have to run out to. Hey, one of you Sharpshooters, or, hell, even a Rifleman! Come give us some suppressing fire! We've got to BLOW SOME BITCHES.

    ...Up! Blow some bitches up! Yeah!

    ..Oh, goddamn it! Don't just run out! Shit!"

    >Move 2 spaces WEST and 2 spaces NORTH. Crouch behind the wall for at least SOME cover.
    >> [K] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)00:57 No.12628805
    NORTH 10 SQUARES

    STAB EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT CLONE IN RANGE
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:57 No.12628809
    SQUADS!

    STEEL YOURSELVES AGAINST PSYCHIC ATTACKS. THIS PLANET LOOKS FAMILIAR.
    >> [M]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)00:58 No.12628815
    >>12628791
    Crud! Reno, are you in a squad? If not, do you wanna be my Demo Bro?
    >> [R] Trax !HJdD5oH/e2 10/31/10(Sun)00:58 No.12628816
    I move forward with the rest of the rifle squadron.
    >> [K] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)00:58 No.12628819
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>12628805
    YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MOVE.
    >>12628809
    PSYCHIC ATTACKS? WHAT THE FUCK FUCK THAT NOISE SARGE ALWAYS SAID I HAD A THICK SKULL THAT WHY I'M A RIOT KNIGHT THOSE FAGGOTS CAN'T PIERCE THAT SHIT.
    >> [S]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)00:58 No.12628820
    rolled 1 = 1

    move 2 spaces north then look through scope
    What do i see orbital command?

    yes captcha: weiner bactang
    >> [K]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)00:59 No.12628822
    >>12628815
    RENO, SCABBY, STICK WITH ME BROS.
    >> [K] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)00:59 No.12628831
    >>12628819
    OH SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT

    NORTH THREE SQUARES, ETC. ETC. ETC.
    >> [M]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)01:00 No.12628834
    >>12628822
    Will do!
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)01:01 No.12628841
    >>12628822

    >POSE AS A TEAM, 'CAUSE SHIT JUST GOT REAL
    >> [R]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)01:02 No.12628843
    I move to the door and scan for xenos.

    >May I recommend that we designate a turn order?
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)01:03 No.12628850
    >>12628843
    >designate a turn order?)
    (we should do that)
    >> [M] Taylor !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)01:04 No.12628855
    >>12628850
    >Agreed, thread will be a clusterfuck without it
    >> [M]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)01:04 No.12628860
    >>12628843

    Knights > Riflemen > Detohatops > Sharpshooters

    any objections?
    >> [M] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)01:04 No.12628861
    >I'll go last.
    >> [K]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)01:05 No.12628868
    >>12628855
    (Based it on this?)
    >>12628764
    >> [M]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)01:06 No.12628875
    >>12628860
    Bro, us Demos have the lowest health and also are the most specialized (we suck for general combat). We should go last.
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)01:06 No.12628877
    >>12628860

    How much time goes past before a person's turn expires, though?
    >> [R]Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)01:06 No.12628879
    Suggesting phalanx-storm maneuver.

    Knight units activate shields and exit the craft, providing cover.

    Rifle and Bomb units are to follow, moving to cover ASAP and returning fire to any hostiles that will undoubtedly be firing upon the Knights.

    Sharpshooters move last, act as spotters to the rest of the squad.

    Also, would like to designate entire Clone unit in the drop ship as November Platoon.
    >> [R]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)01:06 No.12628881
    >>12628860
    >None.
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)01:07 No.12628885
    >>12628868
    >(Based it on this?)
    >Agreed.
    >Should also put our turn order in our names.
    >> [K1] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)01:07 No.12628892
    K1 MOTHERFUCKERS I AM THE ALPHA KNIGHT.
    >> [S] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/31/10(Sun)01:08 No.12628898
    Until hostiles are encountered, I will follow the movements of [K5] Stabby and [R2]Hawkes, and will look in a sweeping 180 degree arc.
    >> [M2]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)01:08 No.12628900
    Bomber No. 2 reporting, then. I'm still roughly two or so spaces out of the dropship I guess, since it must require a space or two to get to the door.
    >> [M4]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)01:09 No.12628902
    >stop posing as a team
    >cause shit just got mundane
    >> [M] Taylor [will probably get shot first] !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)01:09 No.12628904
    >>12628885
    >This seems the best idea.
    >> [K2]Boris !AJHDwJ64aU 10/31/10(Sun)01:09 No.12628908
    me second, good
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/31/10(Sun)01:10 No.12628910
    >>12628860

    Agreed.

    Sharpshooters, May I suggest we split the front as well. 50 degrees each as long as we are in this situation, should allow for overlap.

    Dead north is 360/0

    >[S1]Arkham: 000-050
    >[S2] YIXIS: 040-090
    >[S3] RED: 270-320
    >[S4] Snowflake: 310-000
    >> [M2]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)01:10 No.12628911
    >>12628902
    >Mill around outside dropship with Demo Buddy
    >Cause shit just got peaceful
    >> [T14][K6]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)01:10 No.12628914
    >>12628885
    >>12628904
    (Alright)
    >> [R]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)01:13 No.12628933
    >>12628885
    >>12628910
    >Which one gents?
    >> [K] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)01:13 No.12628935
    >>12628860
    >>12628879

    STABBY WILL YIELD TO PEER PRESSURE AND ACTUAL PLANS.

    UNLESS STABBY IS ALREADY IN THE HEAT OF STABBING.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)01:17 No.12628969
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    From the din of destroyed rubble you hear jarring clicking noises as bug like xenos slip out of the cemented earth like it was soft cake. An small horde head towards your heading !


    [Initiative is decided by post order.
    Incomprehensible orders will be credited to crygenic atrophy.

    Turns will process every 20-30 minutes or if all units manage to post their turns whichever goes first.

    New orders can be processed then, old orders will be striken from memory ]
    >> [M4]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)01:18 No.12628976
    >>12628637
    >Panic
    >Cause realizing bombers have to take off helmets to smoke
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)01:18 No.12628983
    Again the Roster follows as such:

    >[R1] Victoria
    >[R2]Hawkes
    >[R3] Hudson
    >[R4] TRAX

    >[S1]Arkham
    >[S2] YIXIS
    >[S3] RED
    >[S4] Snowflake

    >>[K1] ALPHARIUS [OH YOU ARE TOO KIND SOLDIER IF I HAD A PAIR OF TITS ID LET YOU CAMP IN IT]
    >[K2]Boris
    >[K3]Fallprone
    >[K4] Douk
    >[K5] Stabby
    >[K6] VIKTOR


    >>[M1] Taylor [will probably get shot first]
    >[M2] Scabby
    > [M3] CATS
    >[M4] RENO
    >> [K1] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)01:18 No.12628985
    >>12628969
    MOVE 3 SQUARES NORTHWEST TOWARDS THE XENOS SO THAT I AM IN CONTACT WITH AS MANY OF THE AS POSSIBLE.
    STAB TWICE.
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/31/10(Sun)01:18 No.12628987
    >>12628879

    Love it. Suggest Sharpshooters use firing solution displayed previously. Calibrate scopes accordingly.
    >> [R2]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)01:20 No.12629001
    Move north 2 squares.
    >> [K3] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)01:20 No.12629002
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>12628969
    "WE ARE RECEIVING GUESTS.

    NO, WAIT.

    WE'VE GOT COMPANY."

    >One square east, two squares north, blocking off that little bottleneck. Shield up. Lance through the xeno's face, if possible.
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)01:20 No.12629007
    >>12628969
    >I take a couple steps forward, run to the right, and defend the Eastern ramp as best I can from the Xenos.
    "Cover me!"
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)01:20 No.12629008
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>12628983

    Contact!

    >Move 2 squares north, 1 east, fire [3 shot] at lead Xeno on the right.

    COME GET SOME MOTHERFUCKERS! GET SOME! GET SOME!
    >> [S1] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/31/10(Sun)01:21 No.12629010
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>12628969
    Are any xenos in range/sight?
    If so, fire.
    If not, advance NORTH2 and take firing position,
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)01:21 No.12629011
    >>12628985
    Alpharius make your rolls
    >> [K] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)01:21 No.12629020
    2 SQUARES NORTH AND HOLD ACTIONS SO THAT STABBY MAY STAB WHEN THE STABBEES ARE WITHING STABBING RANGE
    >> [M2]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)01:21 No.12629021
    Move ONE square WEST and THREE squares NORTHEAST and take cover behind that wall, firing at xenos as I do so.

    Reno, on me!
    >> [M] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)01:21 No.12629023
    >>12628969
    "GUYS. BIG, GAPING HOLE OVER HERE. DEFENDED BY EXPLODING PEOPLE."
    >Let's do this.
    >4-square move, left one, up three.
    "NONE SHALL PASS!"
    >I then fire a shot into the horde with my dinky pistol...or, I would, if I knew what all of these numbers meant...and what to roll.
    >> [K2]Boris !AJHDwJ64aU 10/31/10(Sun)01:22 No.12629029
    rolled 3, 5 = 8

    >>12628969
    2 west, 1 north, facing NW, stab filthy xeno - twice!

    "Follow me, comrades!"
    >> [K1] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)01:22 No.12629030
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>12629011
    MOTHERFUCKING YEEEEAAAAAHHHH
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)01:23 No.12629034
    rolled 4, 2, 1 = 7

    >>12629007
    >rolling for anything needed in this post
    >> [R] Trax !HJdD5oH/e2 10/31/10(Sun)01:23 No.12629035
    I follow the phalanx formation plan then.
    >> [R]Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)01:23 No.12629036
    >>12628983

    Requesting to be added to Roster as tactical adviser to November Platoon, with tag as TA, until I am required to be deployed, SIR!
    >> [M2]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)01:23 No.12629037
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>12629023
    d10s man.

    Also, rolling to hit xenos scum with my pistol.
    >> [K1] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)01:23 No.12629039
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>12629030
    GOOD JOB I GET ANOTHER ROLL
    >> [S] Yixis !!F4b4WAb1FpH 10/31/10(Sun)01:23 No.12629044
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>12628983
    >move: ONE SQUARE EAST, ONE SQUARE NORTH.
    >action: DEPLOY SIGHTS NORTHWARD
    >> [S]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)01:24 No.12629047
    rolled 5 = 5

    move 2 space forward Aim and shoot if enemy is in range
    >> [T14][K6]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)01:24 No.12629048
    >>12628969
    Move forward one square while shielding the people behind me.
    >> [K3] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)01:25 No.12629059
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>12628969
    >Rolling again in case the first lance through the mouth didn't kill it, I forgot I Attack 2.
    >> [S]Red !86Txs0yg96 10/31/10(Sun)01:25 No.12629060
    rolled 3 = 3

    Scan eastern engagement area, Fire on largest hostile. If no discernible 'head' aim to disable.
    >> [M1] Taylor [will probably get shot first] !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)01:26 No.12629063
    Move 2 squares down, 2 squares left.

    Grouping up with god unit.
    >> [M4]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)01:26 No.12629064
    "Oh. So THAT'S why we're here. Shit, I thought this was just a simple recon mission."
    >>>12629021
    "That doesn't seem like the best of ide- shit."

    >Move ONE square WEST, TWO squares NORTH, and ONE square EAST. Keep focused on the Northwest.
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)01:26 No.12629067
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>12629008

    >Also, I drop to a KNEELING firing stance so the rear rank can shoot over me.
    >> [M2]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)01:29 No.12629086
    >>12629064
    No guts no glory, right?
    >> [M4]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)01:30 No.12629092
    >Also, I'm assuming we can only move in the cardinal directions, i.e. N,S,W,E, and not any of the ordinal directions such as NW, NE, SW, and SE.
    >Also assuming we can't just move north when we're up against a wall to phase onto the other side of the wall.
    >> [M2]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)01:32 No.12629104
    >>12629092
    >pose as a team once more
    >because shit is getting real again
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)01:33 No.12629110
    rolled 3, 10, 9 = 22

    >>12629092
    >>12629104
    >brofist
    >> [S2] Yixis !!F4b4WAb1FpH 10/31/10(Sun)01:34 No.12629122
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    rolled 9 = 9

    Here is my character sheet.
    >> [K1] Alpharius !wqccjq313A 10/31/10(Sun)01:34 No.12629124
    OH SHIT I HAVE TO GO THE COPS ARE HERE.
    NO SERIOUSLY, MY ROOMMATE'S TALKING TO THEM.

    MY TRIP IS EXTREMELY PREDICTABLE GIVEN MY NAME, IF YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT YOU CAN PLAY FOR ME.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)01:38 No.12629151
    >Assuming silence will allow me to take a tactical role.

    Orbital Command, requesting any relevant data detailing weaponry, weaknesses, and physiology of expected hostile xeno.

    Sharpshooter and Bomb units, suggest you pick your targets wisely. You have limited ammunition and the possibility of acquiring a resupply is not guaranteed.
    >> [R2]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)01:39 No.12629159
    >Be back in an hour. Just move me with God-Unit.
    >> [M2]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)01:40 No.12629168
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    >>12629151
    >finite ammo
    >My fucking face when I realize that isn't a handgun, it's a grenade launcher
    Oh shit! I thought it was a pistol!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)01:40 No.12629169
    >>12628841
    Not participating but I think op's designs are neat
    Also I love it when
    >shit gets real
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)01:41 No.12629171
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    >>12629169
    oops, teehee
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)01:41 No.12629181
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    The Riot knights are the first to charge forward and meet with the xenos face to face. 3 are kulled while all others take up firing positions . . .

    XENOS GO UP NEXT.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)01:42 No.12629184
    All units, be advised, thread is above 300 post limit and is autosaging.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)01:43 No.12629192
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    The Xeno Class Kruller looks something like this.

    Known to have 2 health , and capable of using double scythes against any that come near.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)01:44 No.12629203
    >>12629192

    >Sand Roach
    >From Blackbox Quest

    Command, requesting any information detailing all nearby friendly units.
    >> [M4]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)01:44 No.12629209
    >Look back inside the dropship
    >PARADOX CLONE!
    >BRO-FIST, TEAM RENO-RENO SCABBY DOUK IS GO.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)01:45 No.12629213
    -Boris Slashes 2 krullers upon entry
    -Alpharius Decimates 1
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)01:46 No.12629218
    >>12629181
    "COME GET SOME!"
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)01:48 No.12629228
    XENOS ATTACK.
    In this system.
    Lower die rolls equal higher success rate.
    On your rating sheet, Making EVEN or UNDER the rating will count as a success

    Added note: [R] triple shot is a 3 roll attack against one target.
    >> [M2]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)01:48 No.12629229
    Move THREE squares NORTH and ONE square WEST, aiming at knot of xenos engaging K3
    >> [T14][K6]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)01:49 No.12629231
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    >>12629192
    "Well shit"

    Hold position. Keep Shield Up.
    >> [S1] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/31/10(Sun)01:49 No.12629232
    rolled 4 = 4

    Firing at northern group of xenos, farthest target.
    >> [S4]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)01:49 No.12629233
    rolled 10 = 10

    Move 2 spaces north towards the wall then lean against it
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)01:50 No.12629242
    rolled 6, 8, 4, 3 = 21

    ...
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)01:50 No.12629245
    All Knight and Rifle Units, suggesting to move and engage hostile xenoforms. Knights form center, while Rifles flank and fire.

    Bomb and Sharpshooter Units, suggest moving to Easter structure or behind Knight units.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)01:51 No.12629254
    Added Note:
    Please designate your Combat class and number so that processing can be easier.
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)01:51 No.12629255
    >>12629228
    >>12629229
    >Scan the EAST horizon to ensure no surprise xenos presence
    >> [K5] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)01:52 No.12629257
    MOVE ONE NE, ONE N
    STAB SANDROACHES FOREVER
    >> [T14][K6]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)01:52 No.12629263
    >>12629254
    [K]ight 6.
    >> [M1] Taylor [will probably get shot first] !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)01:53 No.12629265
    Move 1 unit west, 3 units north.
    >> [K3] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)01:54 No.12629276
    rolled 7, 6 = 13

    >>12629228
    >Stand right where I am, continue to stab any xenos that move into range, shield up, plugging this bottleneck.
    >> [M4]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)01:55 No.12629281
    rolled 10 = 10

    "Holy- Holy...shit are they big! I mean- I thought our Knights were big, but... damn! Just... damn! Is this supposed to be Starship Troopers or what?!"

    >Move THREE squares NORTH and ONE square WEST. Aim at the Xenos approaching K3.
    >> [T14][K6]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)01:56 No.12629284
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>12629228
    Right then.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)01:56 No.12629285
    >>12629254

    Permission to give orders to MIA units until further notice, SIR!
    >> [M] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)01:57 No.12629295
    >>12629181
    >Four move east! Let's have a little look-see...
    >> [M2]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)01:57 No.12629296
    Turn and point thumb over shoulder to xenos while giving Reno a "Well that real fuckin' neato" look.

    Did you know they would be so ugly?
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)01:58 No.12629299
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    Xenos encroach on the Riot Knights,
    K2 holds up well against 2 but K6 and K3 are taking hits.
    >> [M] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)01:58 No.12629300
    >>12629295
    >Cryogenisis ate my number.
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)01:58 No.12629303
    rolled 5, 7, 3 = 15

    >>12629255
    >if, after scanning EAST horizon there are no xenos there:
    > move NORTH, NORTH, WEST to backup unit [K3] and deploy shield
    >if XENOS are EAST:
    > move EAST, EAST and DEPLOY SHIELD at bottleneck, prepare to ATTACK any xenos in range
    >> [S2] Yixis !!F4b4WAb1FpH 10/31/10(Sun)01:59 No.12629306
    rolled 7 = 7

    >I aim over the head of [K] 5 and 3 gladly opening fire on the roach that is closest to them.
    >> [M3] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)01:59 No.12629307
    >>12629300
    >FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> [M2]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)02:00 No.12629317
    rolled 1 = 1

    "Shit, they can actually hurt us?!?!"

    Aim and fire at the knot of xenos near K3! Bombing with extreme prejudice!
    >> [K3] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)02:00 No.12629319
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    rolled 5, 3 = 8

    >>12629299
    "WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE READY TO START SHOOTING, NO PRESSURE."
    >> [T14][K6]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)02:01 No.12629326
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>12629299
    "AH HELL" "WHERE'S A MEDIC"
    Try to attack it.
    >> [M4]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)02:02 No.12629329
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>12629303
    "Oh, shit. Uh- Hey! Fallprone! How you holdin' up, pal? ...I'm sure he's fine."
    >>12629317
    "Oh! Nice shot, there. I'm gonna owe you a beer or something after this."

    >Hold fire, save ammo like a bitch.
    >> [M2]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)02:03 No.12629335
    >>12629317
    Looks like I just vaporized some bugs.
    >> [K5] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)02:04 No.12629344
    rolled 5 = 5

    ROLLING FOR REALS
    >> [M2]Scabby !.p44NyTsCo 10/31/10(Sun)02:05 No.12629346
    I'm going to bed. This quest is cool OP, albeit slow moving.

    all y'all clones have a good night
    >> [K5] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)02:05 No.12629352
    >>12629344
    KILL GET
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)02:05 No.12629358
    >>12629299

    Suggested Orders for MIA November Platoon members:

    [R3] & [R2] : Advance North 3, both 3 shot enemy xenoforms to the North.

    [R1] & [R4] : Move East 1, North 2, aim shots at enemy xenoforms to the Northwest.

    [S3]: Do what [S2] does, act as spotter for [S2]

    [M1]: East 1, North 3.
    >> [M4]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)02:06 No.12629363
    i'm just going to archive this right now, if you gents don't mind.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)02:09 No.12629387
    S1 Gets a kill egg jelly blows out the abdomen.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)02:11 No.12629406
    rolled 4, 1, 9, 10, 1, 6, 5, 5 = 41

    >>12629358

    Oh, right, rolls for these guys.

    Assuming 3 shot requires 3 rolls.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)02:12 No.12629424
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    Map updates. Xenos Get within range and start assault K5, K3

    and begin to pour in through the north west
    >> [M1] Taylor [will probably get shot first] !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)02:12 No.12629430
    >>12629358
    >M1

    I'm here you know, I posted here:>>12629265
    >> [T14][K6]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)02:13 No.12629442
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>12629424
    I attack the nearest Xeno.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)02:14 No.12629446
    >>12629430

    Fuck, my bad. There's just so many clones, and I think a good half of them are waiting for the thread to reappear on the first page, which it won't, since this thread is autosaging.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)02:14 No.12629447
    rolled 6, 1, 6, 4, 9, 8, 5, 4 = 43

    Krullers attack.
    Best keep your shit Knights.
    >> [M1] Taylor [will probably get shot first] !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)02:15 No.12629452
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>12629424
    Move North 3, act defensively. (No shots for now)

    "Hey Stabby, how's it goin?"

    Rollan for defense I guess.
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)02:15 No.12629454
    rolled 4, 7, 10, 4, 4 = 29

    >>12629424

    >move EAST, EAST, EAST.
    >KNEEL to allow those behind me to fire overhead.
    >STAB XENOS LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR.
    >> [M4]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)02:16 No.12629459
    rolled 1 = 1

    "Oh, goddamn it."
    >Move ONE square WEST. Aim and fire at the Xenos approaching myself and [M2]/[S4].

    >oh god i archived it entirely too early
    >feels bad man
    >> [K3] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)02:16 No.12629461
    rolled 5, 1 = 6

    >>12629424
    >I attack the one in front of me, move through if it dies, and attack the one directly to the north. If I didn't kill the first one, I attack it again.
    >> [T14][K6]Viktor !R0XEBTSQpI 10/31/10(Sun)02:16 No.12629464
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>12629442
    (The dice god is not with me)
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)02:17 No.12629469
    rolled 9, 3, 5, 1, 5 = 23

    >>12629454

    "I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM.

    AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM."
    >> [S1] ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 10/31/10(Sun)02:17 No.12629474
    rolled 7 = 7

    Moving 2 north to get a better view of battlefield.

    >Leaving. Further actions to be controlled by God-Unit or [TA]
    >> [M4]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)02:18 No.12629483
    rolled 8, 3, 2 = 13

    Wait, am I supposed to roll 4d10 to fire, and 3d10 if I aim?

    I thought that was the target number at which I have to get to successfully kill sum xenos!

    >re-roll, I guess? Shit, I am so confused.
    >> [K5] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)02:18 No.12629485
    rolled 10 = 10

    STABBY ROLLS TO KEEP HIS SHIT

    >>12629452
    "IT GOES STABBILY."
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)02:19 No.12629491
    rolled 2, 8, 3, 9, 5 = 27

    >>12629454
    (We should probably make a new thread if this is continuing. What page of autosage is this on?)
    >> [M4]Reno !u9YdH4jz2w 10/31/10(Sun)02:19 No.12629498
    rolled 3, 4, 5 = 12

    >>12629491
    It's on page 4 right now.

    Yeah.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)02:20 No.12629501
    KNIGHTS TAKE DAMAGE.
    K2 is critically wounded and is now dropped !

    Be advised, Units with Damage are marked with DOTS.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)02:20 No.12629506
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    map updates
    >> [K5] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)02:21 No.12629510
    >>12629485
    STABBY'S SHIT IS KEPT.

    IT IS UNDER LOCK AND KEY AND ROUND THE CLOCK ARMED WATCH.

    SWISS BANKERS FUCKING WISH THEY COULD KEEP MY SHIT LOCKED DOWN THAT TIGHT.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)02:22 No.12629521
    rolled 2, 7 = 9

    >>12629491

    Page 4

    [S4]: Aimed attack at xenoforms to the East.

    [M2]: Aimed attack at xenoforms to the East, supporting [M4].

    Uhhh... here's two rolls for these guys.
    >> [M3] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)02:23 No.12629530
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>12629506
    "OhshitohfuckohfuckIknewit."
    >Left 3, up 1, EXPLOSION at the xenos.
    >> [S2] Yixis !!F4b4WAb1FpH 10/31/10(Sun)02:25 No.12629540
    rolled 3 = 3

    >move 2 north and open fire on incoming xenos from the east
    >> [M3] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)02:26 No.12629551
    >>12629530
    >Erm, up three right one. Not sure what I was doing, there, not that it matters...
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)02:28 No.12629570
    Requesting new thread be made, as I think half of November Platoon are unaware that the thread is autosaging and on page 4.

    Point in case: Weird is hanging out in the Cyberquest thread.
    >> [K3] FALLPRONE !v1tlPcOqcc 10/31/10(Sun)02:33 No.12629612
    rolled 5, 9 = 14

    >>12629506
    >Did I actually do anything that round? Is that damage from me? If so, that thing must have a lot of health.

    >Same thing: I attack the one in front of me, move through if it dies, and attack the one directly to the north. If I didn't kill the first one, I attack it again.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)02:37 No.12629664
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    map updates

    M4 gets a lucky shot in and kills a xeno and drops another.

    However the north west is getting heavily encroached, the horde rounds about and avoids the three knight barricade and goes further west.

    The Dropped riot knight is mutilated to piecessss.
    >> [K5] Stabby 10/31/10(Sun)02:40 No.12629692
    MOVE THREE SQUARES SW. THERE, DIAGONALLY!

    DEFEND UP AND PROTECT CLONE BROS.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)02:40 No.12629700
    I will withold the XENO turn until you get a descent turn in.
    reinstate orders you wish you did.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)02:41 No.12629709
    rolled 2, 8 = 10

    >>12629664

    Which Riot Knight is KIA?

    Anyway, suggest [R2] & [R3]: Aimed fire at incoming xenoforms coming from the West.

    Waiting for further responses...
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)02:43 No.12629730
    K2 Boris is dead.

    May his soul fight on in valhalla.
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)02:46 No.12629749
    rolled 5, 6 = 11

    >>12629454
    Move WEST three squares and STAB some xenos.

    "RENO, YOU STILL WITH ME?"
    "WE'RE GOING AFTER THAT BIG ONE IN THE BACK WHEN YOU'VE CLEANED UP OVER THERE."
    >> [M1] Taylor [will probably get shot first] !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)02:48 No.12629763
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>12629664
    You forgot to move me, see:
    >>12629424
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)02:48 No.12629767
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>12629664

    R3 reporting in again

    >AUTO FIRE on the one to the left ahead of the knight in front of me

    DIE DIE DIE OH SHIT DIE
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)02:50 No.12629787
    What do we actually have to roll in order to hit a target?
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)02:51 No.12629790
    .>>12629763
    Re state your orders every turn.
    Everytime a new turn happens I strike previous orders from memory so if I dont process you just state a new order.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)02:53 No.12629802
    rolled 3, 9, 9, 9, 3, 8, 8, 5, 6, 2 = 62

    Suggesting orders on behalf of missing clones (confirmed: K1, M2, and S1, all of R and remaining S except S2 are unconfirmed):

    [K1]: Move West 2, stab the shit out of those xenoforms.
    [M2]: Move North 2, West 2.
    [R3&2]: Aim and fire at xenoforms to the Northwest.
    [R1&4]: Move East 1, North 2, 3 burst xenoforms to the Northwest.

    Rolling, assuming each 3 burst requires 3 dice.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)02:54 No.12629805
    >>12629787
    as close to one as possible.

    Your rating will determine what succeeds. Less or Even makes it. 2 damage will kill a roach. Mobile Demo needs to roll 2 for explosive damage btw.
    >> [R]Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)02:55 No.12629814
    >>12629802

    R 3 is back now!
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)02:55 No.12629815
    PS. Role play is completely fine. since these turns are long and all.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)02:56 No.12629823
    >>12629814

    Understood [R3]. Please add 3 to your name bracket.
    >> [R3] Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)02:57 No.12629838
    "Guys! Guys, I wasn't paying attention to the first half of this battle. Someone give me a status report or something!"
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)03:00 No.12629859
    >>12629838

    Clone Hudson, your platoon, November Platoon, has deployed via drop pod into hostile territory. Riot Knight units have moved from the pod to create a rudimentary phalanx to repel enemy xenoforms, deemed Krullers and Sand Roaches.

    Riot Knight [K2] "Boris" has been reported KIA.
    >> [R3] Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)03:01 No.12629871
    >>12629859

    "I hated that guy anyway. All right, let's give 'em hell! YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAW"
    >> [R2]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)03:01 No.12629877
    rolled 2 = 2

    "Huh? Wha?"
    [R2] is back and ready for action.

    >Move 1 EAST, 2 NORTH. Fire at Xeno due WEST.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)03:03 No.12629903
    >>12629871

    Copy that, Hudson. Suggest you take [R2], "Hawkes," with you. [S1], "Arkham," will also support you. Please stay with him.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)03:06 No.12629928
    >>12629877

    >Returns right when I say something about him.

    Right then. Hawkes, Hudson, Arkham, suggest moving together as a unit.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)03:06 No.12629929
    >>12629903

    If I'm reading the map right, isn't there a pack of critters, like, right in front of us? Should we keep shooting those, or move out?
    >> [M3] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)03:06 No.12629931
    rolled 5 = 5

    >Up two, left three.
    "SUPRISE, BITCHES!"
    >More explosions! MORE EXPLOSIONS! AHAHAHAHAHA
    >> [S4]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)03:07 No.12629938
    rolled 5 = 5

    (i was afk for late lunch sorry)
    Aim for the the nearest xeno engaging the nearest knight
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)03:08 No.12629948
    >>12629929

    Yes, yes there are.

    You want a name? You can take Alpharius. His trip is rather obvious.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:08 No.12629949
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    Turn 11:
    Rifle squad gets in gear and gets some shots to the approaching xenos.

    RKs trod through the field to reinforce defenses.


    Xeno PHASE.

    DONT POST ACTIONS UNTIL THE RESULT OF THE XENO PHASE IS POSTED.
    >> [M3] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)03:10 No.12629970
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>12629931
    >...left TWO.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:11 No.12629985
    Xeno PHASE.

    DONT POST ACTIONS UNTIL THE RESULT OF THE XENO PHASE IS POSTED.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:12 No.12629992
    rolled 4, 3, 3, 1, 5, 1, 8, 10, 7 = 42

    ....
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:20 No.12630052
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    fuck !
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:20 No.12630065
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    2 have died, more take heavy wounds.

    The RK are fast wittling
    >> [R3] Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)03:22 No.12630080
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>12630065

    >MOVE TWO STEPS BACKWARDS(SOUTH), [AUTOFIRE] DESPERATELY AT THE ONE IN FRONT OF ME

    "Well this is just fucking great! Game over man! Game over!"
    >> [R] Weird !!guD1KNNr2Nl 10/31/10(Sun)03:24 No.12630097
    >>12629570
    > Weird didn't make it into rollcall and OC didn't list my name, so I'm just reading.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:25 No.12630103
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    Turn 12.
    Orders.

    Next phase is in 30+ minutes.
    >> [S4]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)03:25 No.12630107
    rolled 4 = 4

    Damn
    Hold my Position Then shoot The nearest xeno
    >> [R2]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)03:25 No.12630111
    rolled 10, 1, 4 = 15

    >>12630080
    "CALM YOUR SHIT HUDSON!"
    >Move 2 East, 1 North. 3 round burst at closest Xeno to the West.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)03:27 No.12630125
    >>12630080

    "[R3] and [R2], I would suggest you move east while shooting, so as to give [R1] and [R4] space to shoot."

    >[S1], move South 2
    >[M2], move West 3, attack xenoforms to the West.

    Awaiting further feedback from November Platoon...
    >> [R3] Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)03:27 No.12630132
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>12630103

    >MOVE TWO STEPS BACKWARDS(SOUTH), [AUTOFIRE] DESPERATELY AT THE ONE IN FRONT OF ME

    "Well this is just fucking great! Game over man! Game over!"

    (Reposting in case first post didn't count because it was before Orders post)
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:27 No.12630135
    >>12630080

    Hudson Autofire is three rolls.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)03:28 No.12630140
    >>12630097

    Oh. I thought you were in, since you had the tag. My mistake.
    >> [R3] Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)03:28 No.12630145
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>12630135

    Oh! I thought it was just the one for 3 damage. Use these results then I guess. Sorry!
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:29 No.12630148
    Snowflake gets a kill. Scooped the xeno right in front of 6.
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)03:29 No.12630149
    >>12630103
    >STAB every xeno to my WEST as many times as I can.

    "ANYONE THAT'S STILL ALIVE, FOCUS YOUR FIRE IN FRONT OF MY POSITION!"

    "DIE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
    >> [R3] Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)03:29 No.12630150
    rolled 3, 6, 9 = 18

    >>12630145

    wait, fuck that didn't work for some reason god dammit
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)03:32 No.12630163
    >>12630103

    "ORBITAL COMMAND, CAN YOU HEAR ME?"
    "REPEAT: ORBITAL COMMAND, CAN YOU HEAR ME?"

    "WE NEED ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT APPROXIMATELY TEN UNITS NORTH OF OUR DROPSHIP'S POSITION."

    "I SAY AGAIN: WE NEED ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT APPROXIMATELY TEN UNITS NORTH OF THE DROPSHIP."

    "WE'VE FOUND SOME KIND OF MOTHER FUCKING HIVE!"
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:33 No.12630175
    .>>12630149

    K4 YOU NEED two ROLLS , CANT YOU SWING A SWORD RIGHT , RMEMBER YOUR TRAINING MAGGOT
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)03:34 No.12630186
    rolled 9, 1 = 10

    >>12630175
    >> [M3] CATS !!GKMi+o+Q2Hd 10/31/10(Sun)03:34 No.12630188
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>12630065
    >4 left. Explosion.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:36 No.12630203
    K4 Gets a kill.

    GOOD JOB YOUR BATTLE ISNT DONE.
    YOU HAVE TO MAKE UP WHAT YOUR FRIENDS WERE TOO SLACK TO DO
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)03:37 No.12630211
    >>12630163

    "[K4], calm your ass down and focus on the enemy in front of you. Remember your training, damn it!"

    Also,
    >[S3], move East 1, North 1.

    "[M1], if you can hear me, I suggest you move to engage the xenoforms to the Northwest if you like having your limbs attached to the rest of you, soldier."
    >> [R2]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)03:42 No.12630273
    >>12630203
    >>12630111

    >Just making sure you saw this?
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:43 No.12630278
    Map Updates
    The Rifle squad and the Sniper team gets reacquainted with their weapons like it was a goddamn vidjumagame and someone finally had the sense to insert the damn coin.

    4 xenos killed.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:45 No.12630298
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    map

    Xeno phase, dont post actions. strategize if you must.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)03:49 No.12630330
    >>12630298

    You've got 2 M2's on the map, I think. Or maybe I'm just reading it wrong.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:50 No.12630346
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    xenos advance... rolling...
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:51 No.12630358
    rolled 8, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 5, 6, 6 = 51

    xenos advance... rolling...
    >> [M1] Taylor [will probably get shot first] !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)03:55 No.12630376
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>12630298
    (Alright, back, sorry.)

    Move North 1, east 2, north 1, Shoot at middle of largest batch of in range xenos.

    "Confirmed, moving out"
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)03:56 No.12630383
    >>12630376

    Assuming you live, Taylor. Will try to remember I don't have to bot control you.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)03:59 No.12630403
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    map !!!
    >> [R3] Hudson !w32SaaNOsA 10/31/10(Sun)04:00 No.12630405
    >>12630403

    Oh dear, I'm dead, huh
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)04:01 No.12630416
    Taylor , you once remembered a life in the fields. High grass and blue sky dominate your emmeories before you wake up again to the grim realisty you face before you. You arms and legs all over the place twitching and angled wrong. you wonder why you can even see the bottom of your shoe. your friends would totally make fun of you for having such big feet.........
    >> [S4]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)04:02 No.12630424
    rolled 10 = 10

    move 1 space west then shoot the xeno near k4
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)04:02 No.12630425
    rolled 4, 6 = 10

    >>12630403
    STAB, STAB the xeno to my WEST.
    With my remaining move, move 3 squares EAST.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)04:04 No.12630435
    >>12630405

    "Don't worry, you're a CLONE! We have all the troops' minds constantly updated via brain implant constantly sending updates to our mental databanks. Thus, when you die, you come back! In about a week or so."

    "November Platoon Riot Knights, I suggest you try to re-form a wall of some sorts. Remaining Rifle Units, it is HIGHLY recommended you use full auto attacks on the xenoforms. Mobile Demo Units, do your job. Sharpshooters still remaining in the drop pod, I suggest you move out when it's clear."
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)04:04 No.12630436
    Orders.

    ps dont forget to vote.

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

    I need to know how shitty this thing turned out.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)04:05 No.12630451
    >>12630436

    Fun, but needs to be worked out a bit more IMO.
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)04:07 No.12630458
    >>12630436
    It's a fun concept, but it's moving too slowly and got bumped off the front page almost as soon as it was created with ~20 people spamming unit actions + roleplay. Do it with a more well defined turn span listed in the OP, and fewer total units. You'd probably be able to eke out more turns in total, and wouldn't get as many people randomly leaving in the middle of the thread.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)04:08 No.12630464
    .>>12630451

    Ohohoh I fucking KNOW. Im contemplating phases to streamline actions, cause my main goal is to have enough spare time to make actual pictures....

    Squad based initiotive might end up slowing shit down, but most importantly I ust need to make my map processing a lot more simpler.
    >> [M1] Taylor [will probably get shot first] !1vqlKZ.Gjc 10/31/10(Sun)04:08 No.12630466
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>12630416
    >Damn, ah well.

    >Good game all.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)04:12 No.12630482
    rolled 8, 3, 4, 3, 5, 9, 10, 3, 3 = 48

    . . . .
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)04:14 No.12630507
    >>12630464
    You could try organizing the units into squads within the OP, and assume that the first order taken from any unit in an individual squad is executed by the entire squad. Would solve the problem of inactive players cluttering the board.

    Give all squads a few minutes to post an order, drawfag the results, rinse and repeat.
    >> [R2]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)04:15 No.12630510
    rolled 5, 10, 4 = 19

    "I shall not die here."
    >Fire at Xeno closest to me, [Autofire]
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)04:15 No.12630514
    >>12630464
    EXPLAIN THE SYSTEM A LITTLE MORE PLEASE
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)04:16 No.12630518
    >>12630466

    Hey man, at least you weren't the first one to be shot. Granted, it was more like ripped apart, but still, you weren't the first.

    "November Platoon, suggesting the following maneuvers:"

    >[K4]: Attack xenoform adjacent. Move only when it's dead.
    >[K3]: Move South 1, West 2, engage enemy Xenoforms. Hold the line.
    >[M2]: West 1, fire on group of 5 xenoforms to the West.
    >[R1]: North 1, East 2, automatic fire on xenoforms.
    >[R4]: North 2, East 1, again, automatic fire on xenoforms.
    >[R2]: You're in a good position. Just attack xenoforms to the West.
    >[S2&3]: Suggest moving North 3.
    If you're here, then ignore the suggested orders, unless you like them, I suppose.
    >> [R2]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)04:18 No.12630534
    My opinion is to actively draw the map while people are making moves. That way it's an easy post when everyone is done.

    Assuming you haven't been already.

    Also, a place like /tg/ isn't the best place to play this type of Quest. It's good for players, but terrible for execution.
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)04:18 No.12630538
    >>12630518
    I posted my action for this turn here:
    >>12630425
    tl;dr: STAB THE FUCK OUT OF THE XENO TO MY WEST, THEN RUN 3 SPACES EAST SO I DON'T GET MURDERLATED

    kthx
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)04:20 No.12630560
    >>12630538

    Okay then. Kinda forgot. In any case, it was a tactical suggestion. Go stab some shit, trooper.
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)04:21 No.12630567
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    updates.

    that screeching noise is getting louder...
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)04:23 No.12630578
    >>12630567

    See >>12630518 but minus Douk. Because I'm too lazy to re-write that shit.
    >> [R2]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)04:26 No.12630603
    rolled 3, 3, 1 = 7

    >>12630510
    >I'm going to assume this counted?

    If not, I'll roll again:
    >Fire at closest Xeno. [Autofire]
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)04:27 No.12630612
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    Simulation Over.

    Resuming cryostasis sleep mode.


    >>>>>>

    Alright everyone ! thanks for all the feedback. I pretty much have a solid groundwork to work off of:

    -Organized turns
    -More time to explain rules
    - More sleep too !

    Those who participated in this battle can retain their score. More kills will allow one to level up.

    Special mention goes to Douk, Snowflake, Stabby and Alphard, for getting quite a bit of kills.

    I will now open this thread for suggestions, thoughts, complains and death threats. Thank you, and happy halloween.

    Z Quest Players: I shall see you all later this week.
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)04:27 No.12630618
    >>12630567
    SINCE EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD SEEMS TO BE INACTIVE, DOUK IS GOING NORTH.

    "I AM GOING TO RIP OFF THAT THING'S HEAD AND SHIT DOWN IT'S NECK."

    TA, HAVE THE SHARPSHOOTERS MOVE INTO LINE OF SIGHT TO BACK ME UP WHILE THE REST CLEAN UP THE REMAINING BUGS.

    >move NORTH, NORTH, NORTH
    >DEFEND as long as I am out of range
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)04:29 No.12630632
    >>12630612
    >oh. Well then.
    "TOLD YOU I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO BLEED."
    "ANYONE WANT A CIGAR?"
    >> OrbitalCommand !w68jcmPgR6 10/31/10(Sun)04:29 No.12630633
    Oh and less players.

    it seems that 10 or less is a magical number. I'll opt for squad based games instead of OH FUCK MASS OF DUDES CHAOS THREAD YAYAYAYAYAYAYA.
    >> [R2]Hawkes !ngK3R2pIcU 10/31/10(Sun)04:29 No.12630634
    >>12630612
    Twas fun, I enjoyed it.
    As always much love for your work.

    Hope this gets a definite hammering out. :3
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)04:30 No.12630642
    >>12630618

    "He bro, the sim's over. Get out of here so I can get the next group over here. Christ, these kids and their goddamn bathroom breaks... the hell are they doing over there? Having a fucking orgy? Bloody hell..."

    Would have loved to do that, but quest over. But good job Douk; you and one other RK survived.
    >> [K4]Douk !!DSUlew2JAiR 10/31/10(Sun)04:34 No.12630678
    >>12630633
    Thanks for the thread, was fun.
    >> [TA] Walker !IMYfe1j54Y 10/31/10(Sun)04:35 No.12630683
    >>12630678

    Seconded. Now with nothing left to contribute, I'm going to go do... other things. Perhaps play a vidya and eat a burrito.
    >> Intel !8syTHxTVwM 10/31/10(Sun)04:39 No.12630710
    Perhaps get someone else to help?

    Bit difficult if you're drawing though
    >> [S4]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)06:14 No.12631096
    well i had fun I haven't been in a quest for quite a while
    Ill be waiting for the next quest :)
    bye guys i guess im off to play some vidya or visit other threads
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:36 No.12631706
    Well besides starting it earlier so I could play I really don't have much to add to the list of things that need to be worked on. You may want to come up with a way for non-character players to be involved though. Something like Walker's TA role, but with a bit more influence.



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