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    280 KB Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:06 No.12673695  
    What is the most nefarious scheme you've ever seen a BBEG attempt?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:08 No.12673715
    When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:09 No.12673723
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    >>12673715
    THAT'S TERRIBLE!
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:09 No.12673725
    Oh god, that shit is funny. I have nothing to contribute, I just wanted to bump this because of that picture.

    Well, actually, the Grey King (gray?) from the Lies of Locke Lamora was a pretty nefarious bastard. But that's a book, so I don't know if that's what you're looking for.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:09 No.12673726
    >>12673715
    FORTY? Thats as many as four 10's, wow, that is nefarious.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:09 No.12673729
    >>12673715
    THAT'S A MANY AS FOUR TENS!
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:10 No.12673735
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    >>12673715
    >>12673723

    uhhh
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:10 No.12673740
    >>12673723
    Those are fucking PIES.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:12 No.12673764
    >>12673740

    Or they're just frosted really really badly?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:15 No.12673800
    >>12673764
    No, you pussing cuntbag. The shading indicates that they are obviously in metal tins, and that they have pinched crusts. Like PIES.

    Those are fucking pies. I will kill you.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:16 No.12673807
    >>12673800
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD PIE
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:17 No.12673817
    >>12673800
    That's still terrible.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:17 No.12673819
    >>12673800
    They are clearly cakes in cake tins, you fucking idort.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:18 No.12673832
    >>12673723

    Fucking Lex Luthor can't even steal pie cake properly no wonder super man has to do everything.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:19 No.12673838
    >>12673819
    I will skullfuck you! The top, overly-browned portion of the PIES overhangs the tin in a small strip and then gets noticeably fatter in the center - AS IF LIFTED BY A BUBBLING INTERIOR WHILE BAKING.

    They're PIES.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:21 No.12673851
    >>12673838
    pff, clearly you don't know anything about pies OR cakes

    clearly they're vanilla cakes with chocolate icing -only on the top-

    clearly
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:21 No.12673853
    >>12673838

    You think Lex Fucking Luthor can't differentiate between pie and cake? You best get your shit check cause your straight up retarded.

    It's cake motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:26 No.12673898
    you are all fucking stupid, and I hate every goddamned one of you.

    the top of the pastries are brown, as in CHOCOLATE FUCKING CAKE. never have I or you seen a pie with chocolate crust, you ignorant shit stains.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:27 No.12673917
    >>12673898
    You fucking moron, that's not nearly dark enough to be goddamned chocolate cake.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:28 No.12673925
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    >>12673898
    O RLY?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:31 No.12673939
    Wait a minute guys back the fuck up. Lex Luthor just stole all the fucking cake and we're sitting here arguing about whether it is indeed cake or not.

    We're missing the important thing here, out cake jsut got fucking stole and we're letting the guy get away.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:32 No.12673948
    >>12673917

    It's cheap pre-made from-a-cardboard-tin chocolate frosting on the top of a yellow cake. And yes cake bulges up in the center when baked too. You have to cut that bulge off. You know nothing of cake.

    Lex Luther is way smarter than you, and he knows this, and so he has delicious cake and you have impotent rage. Lex Luther wins at terrible.

    >goodught acquir

    which I'm sure is relevant.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:33 No.12673954
    >>12673948
    Then why is the edge scalloped? Cakes don't have scalloped edges.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:35 No.12673972
    >>12673954

    Decorative fluting from a frosting bag tip. Obviously, not well done, but here Lex is making up for quality with quantity.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:35 No.12673979
    >>12673954
    Your MOM has scalloped edges. Cakes can have whatever the fuck kind of edges they want, you cock inhaling smegmadiver.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:36 No.12673987
    >>12673972
    Occam's razor says you're wrong.

    PIE.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:38 No.12674011
    >>12673987

    Logic fail. Occam's razor tells us to start by assuming that the easiest or simplest is true. It doesn't make the other options impossible. We have outside information telling us that it's a cake. I have explained how a cake could look like that. So here Occam's razor leads us astray. Don't use ideas until you know what they are, and how to do it properly.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:40 No.12674023
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    /tg/ - Master Bakers
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:40 No.12674032
    This thread makes me happy inside.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:41 No.12674034
    You now realize that the rope attached to the left hand side of the cart isn't tied, but just tossed over itself.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:42 No.12674047
    >>12674034

    ...

    Dammit, I'll never not notice that first thing now.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:42 No.12674049
    You would never frost a cake while it was still in the tin.

    They're pies.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:44 No.12674057
    >>12674049

    Your obviously an uneducated fuckwit. What if you where going to use different frostings.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:45 No.12674066
    >>12674049

    Those aren't tins. Those are the sides of the cakes. They are yellow cakes. The sides are not frosted. You're not even trying anymore, are you?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:45 No.12674071
    >>12674057
    What? You still wouldn't frost the cake while it was still in the tin, you cocksucking asshammerer.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:45 No.12674072
    >>12674023

    That's right, when someone needs help /tg/ is always willing to lend one hand.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:46 No.12674073
    >>12673939

    Shit, somebody call Power Gi- >>12673735

    SHE ATE HIM
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:47 No.12674086
    >>12674072

    /tg/ is every board ever at once.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:47 No.12674087
    >>12674066
    The high contrast of the shading implies metal.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:49 No.12674109
    >>12674066
    ENJOY YOUR DRY-ASS CAKES, LEX LUTHOR!

    They're pies.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:51 No.12674126
    >>12674087
    The words below the shading imply cakes
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:51 No.12674128
    Wow, this derailed almost at the same speed and intensity as the butter golem.

    I'm impressed, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:53 No.12674144
    >>12674126
    The artist and the writer are probably different people who did not communicate with one another.
    The art director, at a low point in his career, didn't bother to proofread because he honestly couldn't give a fuck about the QA of a book made for a bunch of children who are probably just going to turn the pages after they scratch their bare anuses with their fingers because they aren't smart enough to wipe properly yet.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:55 No.12674162
    >>12674087

    So Lex's arms are metal? And the wooden cart is metal too? I'm willing to say the high contrast is the artist trying desperately to make those look round while being told he has less colors than the default MS Paint bar to work with.

    >>12674109

    So after noting that they're yellow cake with store premade frosting, you complain that they'll be bad because they're dry from packing? You, sir, are a true gourmand. We did mention terrible, didn't we? Stealing delicious cakes isn't terrible...it's understandable.

    Cakes.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:58 No.12674186
    MY GOD! SOMEONE FROSTED THE PIES!
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:58 No.12674189
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    Cakes or pies, bitches. Give me them. I don't even give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)02:58 No.12674193
    >>12674186

    Now THAT'S terrible.

    >being asuggene

    Indeed captcha. Indeed.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)03:01 No.12674214
    Shit like this is what the mod hates.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)03:02 No.12674230
    My vampire bbeg is trying to slay the sun then resurrect it as a necrotic sun which will turn every living creature into an undead creature.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)03:09 No.12674284
    >>12674144
    I think you are overestimating this thing's budget. The writer and art director were probably the same individual. He didn't make the pies be replaced with cakes in the image for financial reasons, and didn't change the text to avoid sacrificing his artistic vision.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)03:10 No.12674289
    >>12674284
    I heard he shot himself in a fit of despair at the end of a drinking binge.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)03:12 No.12674317
    >>12674289

    And that's terrible.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)03:18 No.12674358
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    >>12674317
    Indeed it is.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)03:21 No.12674386
    >>12673723
    Those are cakes, they are pakes.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)15:04 No.12678308
    God Fucking Damn it, Lex, you're the richest man in metropolis. Just buy the fucking cakes/pies. Why would you steal something that is effectively free to you? Buy the whole fucking bakery.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)19:35 No.12680357
    >>12678308
    it is because he is a villain. Also, if he went spending his money on things, he might become less rich.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)19:36 No.12680363
    >>12678308
    Because that would be boring. That's why.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)19:43 No.12680426
    >>12680357
    Villains do terrible things. Lex is a villain. Therefore he must steal forty cakes because that's terrible.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)19:52 No.12680495
    This is the best thread ever, I've had a crap day, I'm worried my dog is going to be put down, have a ton of shit to deal with.
    And this thread has me giggling like a bitch.
    Never change /tg/, never change.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)20:03 No.12680608
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    ex Paladin tried to send a "bomb" through a gate to Sigil (think portable hole in a bag of holding but on a larger scale.) by doing this he would separate the realms from the gods thus "freeing" them from their tyranny
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)20:11 No.12680677
    Listen up, you pathetic twats!

    Clearly, these are the legendary piecakes of renown, a hallowed confection forged by baking a pie with a cake inside it, and Lex wishes to acquire them in order to reverse-engineer this advance in pastry technology for his own chain of LexCorp-brand patisseries!
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)20:14 No.12680720
    This entire thread is same person.

    Fuck everyone and their shitty cake pies with fuck in them I don't even



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