Dragons are fuckwards, I don't think that's news to anyone.

Whoa whoa whoa dragon? I just heard it was some mindless drake. What type of dragon?!

He got Callandor, bro

REALITY DEVIANTS ARE TO STAY IN THEIR DOMICILES

SRA REPRESENTATIVES ARE BEING DISPATCHED TO YOUR DOMICILES FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY

>>13021150
Har har. Fucking trolls.


Actually. I just realized something. Do any trolls find the term "Internet troll" offensive?

Shit. means SRA's probably gonna clamp down harder on us than usual.

Well, that sucks.

>>13021150
Looks like you're a "reality deviant" yourself.
More specifically, a type of reality deviant that lives under a bridge and eats billy goats.

>>13021154
Not really. But the real trolls get angry. Start damaging their bridges and shit. Causes a real headache for the SRA, lemme tell ya'

>>13021147
God damn it. Someone make sure to tell Egwene to stop being a fuckwad, please?

>>13021157
What are the benefits of registering with the SRA? I've been avoiding their agents for a while now and I'm wondering if there's any real reason to join.

>>13021177
But that's her purpose! It weakens the Dark One every time she's stupid.

>>13021186
You become a legal citizen and gain the protection of the law. Right now, while you are unregistered, any crime committed against you is not a crime and any crime you commit will be dealt with atleast twice as harshly.

>>13021186
Depends on what you are.

We flesh golems get a lot of health benefits.

>>13021186

Um, it sort of depends on whether or not you can take care of yourself and how much you plan on integrating into human society. I wouldn't really go for registering, myself, but I... can understand why some folks would. Can't really blame them for it, either.

But considering what I've seen of the SRA, I wouldn't trust them entirely. There are some aspects to the registration process that are a bit too fishy for my liking- that, and the hunter teams they have don't really sit well with me.

Is the recourse of a dragon going to effect us lizardfolk?
Because I know it's going to effect the other dragonkin, I just want to know if the bias is going to spread to any being that has scales.

>>13021193
Yeah, but Nynaeve... that bitch nearly destroys the world every time she goes on the rag. Doesn't even serve a useful purpose either.

>>13021150

Inform the Kamrads in the SRA we appreciate their assistance.

We'll take it from here.

>>13021195

So basically, the SRA or any government agencies can pick us up, kill us or do whatever they want and claim that it's our fault for not registering. Yeah, that sounds like inter-species harmony to me.

>>13021186

The citizenship helps, though I kinda got shafted, cos I had to do a term with the military too. Which is bullshit, but there it is.

Problem is you're almost better off unregistered. Fucking, SCA's like probation, all the damn time, and good behavior don't mean jack-crap. And if someone ELSE goes off? your world is just as fucked. 10$ says I'm on House restriction for my "protection" Before the night's out.

Hahaha! I'm gettin' a real kick outta this. I kinda hope that dragon fucks their shit up.

>>13021214
Well, sorry that's the way it is broski. It's either register or be hunted down. Not our faults you have the power of ten men and are nearly invincible. Just the way it's gotta be.

>>13021208
True, true. Lan needs to slap the bitch. And Morraine needs to I don't know... die?

Also, fuck yeah, Seanchan.

>>13021228
Don't even get me started on that douche.

>>13021193
Shai'tan.

>>13021214
Unfortunately, it's the best peaceful option we non-humans can get in these weary times.

And if we prove we can peacefully integrate then there will be no bad blood for our children in the future.

I hate saying this too, as a friend of mine's sister was raped by some of those SRA goons. They got away with it because she was unregistered. If we resort to violence, however, we will never be able to coexist at all.

(But if push comes to shove I'm not saying don't defend yourself, that's just asinine.)

>>13021224
Man you would think there would be some other organization out there besides the SRA. Maybe a resistance to registration or something? If not maybe we should start one.

>>13021186
If you're not registered you're basically not a person. You don't get any benefits of a citizen, if you commit a crime you're killed, and anyone can do anything they want to you. You don't exist.
Registering is just granting you citizenship basically, as well as certain benefits. Like, say you're a vampire and a religious fanatic moves in next to you. The SRA will actually help you move. Or Imagine you're a dryad, if you don't register, your tree might get bulldozed.

As a registered ghoul, I have access to the SRA's registered synthetic human flesh catalog, so I'm not trawling allies like a filthy urchin looking for OD'd drug addicts that I can take home and let rot.

>>13021253
Been there, seen that, done that, found out I could live without a head 10 minutes or so before it needs to be sewed back on.

>>13021214
The SRA stays out of the way of unregistered supernaturals unless they commit a crime. The common populace is free to harass you as they want, and if you fight back you're the one committing the crime. The governments are all different, it depends on your country.


>>13021219
Dragon got taken down and put in custody after around 20 minutes of rampaging. I heard she was carrying eggs that should have been laid months ago or something.

>>13021239
>>13021235

I'm curious, is the WoT RPG any good?

>>13021253
There's no way THAT could possibly backfire.

>Tonight, on FOX news! Vicious Supernatural beings form far-left terror cell and wage guerrila warfare on America!

>>13021268
It's d20-based. Probably not.

>>13021268
It would HAVE to be better than the books, mainly because my twelve year old brother could come up with better NPCS.

>>13021228
Well, we all know that she's coming back, eventually. Maybe her time in limbo will have taught her a lesson. I sure as hell know I would have if I went through the same things she has.

>>13021267
Oh no...

Won't anybody think of the hatchlings?
Dragons usually get testy as all fuck when they have issues related to procreation. Hell it's almost in their blood and instinct.
What will happen to the eggs and hatchlings?
Is her mate still around or was it just some fling?

>>13021279
Meanwhile, at Tar Valon:

"WERE GONNA BE FRONDS LOLOLOL"

"OKAY HUGS!"

HUGTIME FOR EVERYONE

>>13021274
Hey, don't you derail this thread.

Blast it, now you've made me burst a vein. That'll take at least 5 minutes to heal up.

>>13021294
Hugs make everything better...

>>13021284

Knowing Moiraine, it just gave her more time to plan.

>>13021270
Hey all I'm saying is we form a nice secluded place for us non-humans to hang out, cohabitate, and generally help each other out.
By the way, does anyone find the term "supernatural" offensive? I mean, if I was born or created or whatever it was done through natural laws of physics. There is nothing that can be "above natural," unless you count other-dimensional shit, but come on.

>>13021290
The eggs are being incubated. They aren't likely to hatch for a year or two.

>>13021303

All I'm saying is that d20 doesn't work very well at replicating anything but D&D.

Magic, in particular, would need a pile of work done on it to be anything like the books.

>>13021305
But no one wants to hug you when you're a flesh golem....

I'm an ogre and I have to say that life under the SRA isn't too shabby. While the only work I can get is as a bouncer, they're helping me get education and insurance.

Less humanoid supernaturals, though, I can't imagine have it very well...

>>13021284
Shhh! Think of the people who are rereading the series!

>>13021186
Don't register if you're any sort of thaumaturge. They'll try to lock you in a box. Or a psychic oubliette. I hate those things. Fucking hassle to escape from, if you can at all - got to struggle enough being put in to leave a chink in the spell's structure, so you can unweave it.

>>13021267

Like fuck they do. The SRA hounded my brother for months before he broke down and registered.

It's like.. fuck. I'm a criminal because of some bullshit I have no control over? Well, to the SRA, I am.

Fuck.

>>13021319

Shit guys, it's a Fade.

>>13021320
Yeah us fire elementals get the shaft. We're forced to move to deserted deforested places basically. Deserts and moutaintops and such. It gets pretty boring up here.

>>13021329
Oh shit for real? Sorcerer here, fuck that noise! All the due process in the world isn't worth it when you live in a cage.

>>13021306
She is just like Creed.

>>13021317
Yeah, I think that's a kind of thing a tenpool system would be better at doing.

Because overcasting is possible and is loldeadlies; d20 doesn't exactly work well for that.

>>13021320
Good for you.
As for me, I don't even think they have jobs for flesh golems other than 'crash test dummy' and 'lab rat'. But I have to admit, sometimes it's fun.
>>13021342
Wha? What is this fade you speak of? Is it a special type of flesh golem?

>>13021339
If the SRA is "hounding" you, it's not the SRA. There are a bunch of anti-supernaturals out there posing as SRA to both discredit the SRA and get personal information on supernaturals that they can pass along to their rascist buddies.

>>13021374
wouldn't 'speciesist' be the proper term?

>>13021351
Yeah. Last time I didn't struggle enough, and had to abase myself for.. something beyond the outer planes. It let me out, but.. well, you don't want to do that. On the upside, in addition to my other abilities I've got a nice font of dark mana burning in the space where half my soul used to be, and another bit in the fractures in my psyche. First time I Registered? "Display, for me, your most beneficial ability. Now, on that target, your most harmful. Now, sniff this rag and tell me how you feel.." Chloroform. Yeah, I was young and stupid.

Don't.

>>13021359
Maybe a hacked Mage for the magic? Using Air, Water, Fire, Earth, and Spirit for the spheres.

The rest of it fits pretty well with a level-based structure, though.

Man, you're all dumb. Come to Iceland. Ever since the Supernatural Creature Protection Act was passed, we're accepting nearly all kinds here. Iceland was always friendly to us, with the special rules for the Hidden People and shit. And no big brother breathing down your neck about where you choose to take up residence, either.

>>13021384
Sorry, bro. That's not the SRA.

>>13021386
Really? I'm that fire elemental that posted earlier. That'd be nice. People just assume that because I'm made of fire I can't interact with anything flamable without pissing of Smoky. But shit the SRA is watching me even now. There's no way they'd let me leave. One can dream though...

>>13021384
Heh heh, I remember that. Chloroform didn't do jack to me. Should've seen the look on the guys face after he held it to my face for a solid 30 seconds before I said "I think it's chloroform"

>>13021386

And hell if thats too far away from your 'normie' friends, you can always come up here to Canada, people are fairly friendly around here, a few areas you may want to avoid, 'I'm looking at you Alberta'

>>13021386
Canada pretty lenient as well good sir.

>>13021385
I dunno, I always got a pretty level-loose feel from the books.

>>13021396
Man all these people saying "The SRA are facist nazis" and "The SRA are just doing their best." How can we be sure what's true and what's not? I mean how can we know the people praising the SRA aren't agents undercover? And how do the others know that the people they thought were the SRA actually were the SRA and not some other conglomerate like the Foundation?

>>13021404
Canadian Flesh Golem here. They're pretty lax about supernaturals, so long as you cooperate. Health benefits are bitching.

>>13021404
>>13021407
Canadamind

>>13021421
Become good friends with a skilled telepath. Normies can only do so much to guard their thoughts against the skilled ones, even with stuff like Telekill alloy.

>>13021421
Sorry, who?

>>13021396
A great honkin' office, with SRA and hunter teams on logos everywhere? REgular attacks by extremist groups? I don't think so. This purveyor of dark magic bids you a good day, sir. I need my medication.

>>13021412

See, I can recall many times where suddenly the party has a huge leap in effectiveness. Ding, another level.

>>13021400

You want rough right now, try being a vampire or a werewolf. One of my good friends, he's a vampire. After twilight caught on, they got their restrictions changed up a bit, but the 'increased public awareness' kinda made it worse overall for them.

Poor bastard.

>>13021451
You know, all those people who got their giant list of Special Containment Procedures leaked to the internet a couple years ago?

>>13021465
Well, that'd explain that weird regenerating lizard thing that keeps getting sent my way. I just can't kill the thing, but I can barbecque it in a second flat.

>>13021464
Yeah, but Vampires and Werewolves are legitimately dangerous if they choose to be. The only time a Fire Elemental will hurt you is if you manage to piss him off while standing within a couple feet of him.

Wow. Just wow.

I thought the Bureau of Extraterrestrial Affairs were pricks, but some of the stories I've heard about the SRA - I'm almost glad I cleared my PSI with the BEA instead when I moved here. Almost, mind you - you all have the option of simply not registering.

>>13021499

Or, ya know, he decides to torch your house/town.

This does little to change the SRA being bullshit though.

Check it out! The dragon from last time came back! Except it's undead now, and has a zombie swarm! 5:1 odds it lasts at least half an hour this time!

>>13021465
Shiny black uniforms? Mega-tazers? Triple snake insignia?

Blimey! I used to work for those guys as a security officer! And to think what their real purpose was....I was probably the prison warden for my very own flesh and blood!

Well, I can't say that. None of the bodies I'm made up of were used in other Flesh Golems.

Heh. I'm a doppelganger. Sorry to hear about all your troubles, broseidons.

Uh, hold on. I think .. Yeah, gotta sign off, people in his cafe are looking at me funny. Ah shit, did I forget to change my face again this morning-- I'll be right back.

>>13021506
Made the mistake of believing the propaganda, now I'm stuck in the Rocky mountains living in an isolated concrete shack. It doesn't help that the food sucks here. Pine trees taste disgusting, I miss the food back home. Oak was so tasty...

>>13021528
Heard they got some nice trees on the west coast...

>>13021485
You've seen it? And you're still intact? Oh wait you're the fire elemental aren't you? Gods can you elementals actually be killed? I've seen a few banished before but never any killed. Sorry if the question seems insensitive, you don't have to answer if you don't want to.

>>13021516
Wait, no, never mind. Just had a cleric come out and send it back to hell. I didn't think they had Divine Channellers that powerful anymore? Didn't they all ascend in 2009?

>>13021513
HEY! That's only happened ONCE! Just because one LOSER of an elemental decided he didn't like Chicago, that means ALL of us have to be isolated?

>>13021434

How's the job market for hobs up in Canada? I got a brownie cousin who lives in Toronto and I was thinking of movig there.

>>13021533
Actually a particularly foul tempered mage. The one missing bits of soul and sanity. I can reduce it to inactive status, but about 30 seconds later it's back up and trying to eat me again. Usually then we copulate. Or I break down in the corner, crying. It's a bit of an open guess. Tea?

>>13021528
No wild game whatsoever? That those sound horrendous good sir.

At least they provided you with a internet connection.

>>13021540
hobs, eh?

don't know much about the little folk.....you'll go far on broadway if you got talent, I hear Stratford's casting some of your folk for A Midnight Summers Dream

>>13021516
The one dragon never left. It's sedated in containment. That zombie one must be a different one.

inb4 huge crackdown on dragons.

>>13021547
Uh, no thanks. So if you escaped, I take it you're not technically registered anymore.

>>13021547
And what happens when that thing comes back for the rest of you, freak? What happens when you're the channel for something that doesn't belong here trying to unmake the world? Better off without any of you, at all. String you up, it's the only thing you understand.

>>13021562

I have experience with network security systems, if that helps.

>>13021533
Might as well start namefagging for a bit.
No that guy who posted about barbequing a lizard wasn't me. I don't know what he's talking about. Personally I really don't like killing things. The biggest thing I've killed was a bear. I really don't like the taste of meat, I prefer vegetation.
Don't worry about being insensitive. It's natural to want to learn more about others. You could say we elementals are hard to kill. Some more then others. As a Fire Elemental, you could kill me with a garden hose if you somehow managed to prevent me from moving.

>>13021583
Fuck you man. I'm tired of all this stupid "meh I don't understand non-humans so I think they should all be killed" shit. Go suck a cock.
By the way, dopplegangers are sleeping with your wife pretending to be you, douchebag.

>>13021539
And the Water Elemental in New Orleans.
And the Earth Elemental in Haiti.
And the Air elementals in southern USA constantly.

>>13021539

you think I don't understand? Dude, I'm right there with ya. Angel here. You think we made out easy after Gabriel came down with that fucking sword? hell goddamn no. And Gab's been batshit as hell since... fuck. before I can remember.

And I'm still sitting here with a list longer than my arm of rules 'for my safety' and shit.

>>13021607
Dude, all the doppelgangers I know sleep with everyone's wives pretending to be them.

I don't know if it's just a local thing, but they're all perverted as fuck. Any doppelgangers care to fill me in on this issue?

>>13021599
Well friend, if you're ever really tired of SRA's bullshit, you seem like just the sort of fellow that could serve as an example of a safe, kind non-human in a resistance movement. That resistance movement is sounding like a better and better idea all the time...

>>13021624
You know, if the United States government was more tolerant towards the elementals, instead of ridiculing and prosecuting them in open daylight, refusing them jobs and registration.

None of those disasters would happen, good sir.

>>13021624
Contrary to popular belief, those weren't the Elemental communities fault. A single is Fire elemental is "dangerous" because fire can spread and conflagrate out of our control. (Even though we can't set something on fire if we don't want to.)

The other elementals don't have the power to cause massive disasters, not unless an entire group numbering in the hundreds worked together. And I doubt that happened. Though admittedly it only takes two or three Airies to make a tornado.

>>13021506

Well, you know how the Fair Folk like to make themselves look like us, kidnap people, and then shove things up their ass because they think it's funny?

I heard a rumor the SRA is recruiting in our community for "Hard Negotiators" when dealing with Fair Folk anarcho-terrorists because we're still upset over that, but I don't know if it's true or not.

>>13021635
Aren't you guys supposed to be basically omnipotent?

>>13021703

long story. Back in '09 with the ascension most of us lost a lot of the power we'd had. It varies, some poor fuckers are basically human at this point, some of us are still pretty well off. Omnipotence is one of the things I don't have anymore.

So, we're start working on gnome and short elf tolerance....right?

>>13021646
Really? ...You think so? But, I'm not allowed to leave the mountain. I dunno... and my assigned officer checks up on my regularly. No, I can't leave. They'll find me if I leave and who knows what they'll do if I break the rules.

>>13021731
Eh sure. I'm sorry, I know they're people like everyone else, but I still hate gnomes with a firey passion. They're just so goddamn annoying!

>>13021737
Okay but uh, what instead of gnomes and short elves, we shift that hate to nature elves?

I don't think anyone with a right mind likes those guys anyway.

>>13021731
I discovered a way to use Gnome juice to make myself temporarily and completely sane. No more gibbering in the corners, no more chewing on the furniture, no more shitting in people's water. Fills up the gaps just fine!

For about a day. And I think I'm building a tolerance, so a draught takes three or four gnomes to make, now. Pity. I suppose short elves might work.

Is it just me, or do supes get better treatment here in Ireland than the regular humans?

Free healthcare, a monthly check in the mail, even talks about the government releasing an "official apology" for "illegitimately taking the lands of the Sidhe." And don't even get me started on the demons. If you're a succubus or an incubus, you can get away with raping someone in public, so long as you claim that it's a "religious observance" and charm the poor fuck into testifying on your behalf.

>>13021733
Dude if the resistance gets started, you won't need to worry about the rules. We will come get you. We'll take you wherever you like and you'll be free to do whatever you wish after that. We have to stick together, and sometimes that means putting your life on the line for your brother.
Friends, safety is never worth the loss of freedom. If our rights as sentient beings are being infringed upon for the safety of the "public," than the government doesn't deserve our cooperation. They don't deserve our submission, and they most certainly don't deserve our acceptance. No authority is better than total authority.
Brothers it is time to rise up and decide what you hold most dear: the freedom to be who you truly are? Or the chance to live in a safe, harm-proof cage?

The way I see it, we've got a few classes of Supernaturals.

Class 1: The harmless ones. Like the fire elemental. Not out to hurt anyone. Try not to. Do as they're told.
Class 2: Register anyway, but are inclined to start things simply because they dislike authority.
Class 3: Batshit insane and loving it, like the mage that was mind-raped out of an SRA (or the foundation) box and is busy juicing gnomes.
Class 4: The actually dangerous ones, the ones out to cause a revolution, or a change, or whatever the SRA is afraid of, and have the ability to do so.
Class 5: Empowered hunters, usually working for the SRA.

>>13021760

Sounds a FUCK of a lot better than here in the states, I'll tell you that. Though Ireland has me nervous. I already get Fucking preachers out my goddamn mind knocking on the door and calling and Emailing and shit.

also: is anybody else pissed off they SRA decided it'd be a good idea to notify normals when you moved into their neighborhood? or is that just me?

>>13021760
A bit, but the unemployed get the same. Sort of. Let's face it, noonme will hire the Supes.

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>>13021646
Did I not tell you guys about the time I tried this?

The year was 1995. The doc had almost finished my education, but my brain was so developed he had to send me off to the University of Transylvania. Made good friends with a wolfman and a vampire babe.

So one night we hear there's a rally for supernatural rights. Now, I'm technically MADSCIENCE! but 6 of one, half dozen of the other, right? So we attend.

We're not there 5 minutes before I get my head cut off by a gun that shoots swords. Fucking crazy, these Transylvanians. I'm lucky that the other Flesh Golem in my Anatomy class was at the rally too; I don't think anyone else would've bothered to reattach my head.

Wolfman get 10 silver bullets to his belly. They all missed his spine, so he recovered from them in a few moons.

Vampire babe......we're not sure what got her, but I found her clothes and a pile of ashes at the riot site the next day.

I think I little piece of me died that day....and I'm not referring to that bit of spine the Doc had to replace.

>>13021803
>Class 5: Empowered hunters, usually posing as SRA agents.

Fix'd.

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>>13021760
They use anti-charm gear and spells on all witnesses these days.

>>13021678

First Alien poster here. I'm not a Grey, so I don't know anything about that. Just keep away from the Elves, especially the crazy survivalist types. They don't like being mistaken for fair folk any more than you do.

Also all you guys talking about Europe being so tolerant don't seem to mention that they really don't like us much for some reason. Possibly because we all played favorites with the US and their egos are bruised, but whenever I mention i'm a Nord to a European, they just get real quiet and refuse to talk with me anymore.

>>13021803
Class 1 has the possiblity to become class 2, with enough time and outside influences. Class 2 is liable to reform if given more freedom. Class 3 has the potential to be insanely dangerous - but probably won't be, unless something crystalises for them, giving them a goal. Tend to be the most outright powerful fo the Supernaturals, though, but still less likely to cause problems. Class 4 are usually class 2, given enough problematic restrictions to evolve. Can become class 3, if subjected to enough trauma. I suppose we should add a class 6 for the unregistered out of a sense of fariness, and a class 7 for dragons. Who the fuck knows what dragons ever think?

>>13021791
I'm a flesh golem. My mind relies on some biological programming done by my Doc to fill in the gaps from the brains in my head. I'm not even sure I can be free.

>>13021819
I'm not out to trivialize what you or your friends went through, and I'm not going to say it was all for a higher cause, but I would gladly die if it meant we were a step closer to the SRA being removed, and I'm sure others feel the same way.

>>13021816

Are you kidding me? The fey, the demons, even some of the angels, they all have mind-affecting powers. One glamour and they get paid better than anyone. Hell, Mary McAleese came out as an Old One a few years back, and she's still in power, because she keeps mind-raping everyone within eyeshot.

Granted, I'm a bit prejudiced, because my mother bit off my father's head and laid eggs in his corpse, but it's a wee bit much, giving all these supernaturals extra rights in the name of tolerance.

>>13021791
That's all well and good and all, but I'm not like other Fire Elementals. I don't get all passionate and motivated like the others do. I'm timid, and weak. I'm scared of being extinguished. I don't think I could ever hurt anyone on purpose.

But, it's so lonely up here... and I haven't seen my family in months. Are you sure I'll be safe? Can I really see others of my kind again?

>>13021869
No fucking kidding. We're going to tolerate them right into the extinction of humanity. Unnaturals need to learn their place. Licking our boots and wiping our asses.

>>13021901
Perish the thought, good sir! I'll eat your spirit and shit gravel first! That's; the sort of thinking that leads to me tearing open reality! Well, trying.

>>13021890
Hold on a sec....family....that implies breeding.

How exactly do you guys breed? My Doc is just itching to know.

>>13021915
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the end result of tolerance. One idiot destroying our world by letting horrors of unmaking in because he feels slighted in some way.

I hate yall god damn super 'naturals' yall don't do a damn thing fer human society and yer kind, the fact it aint illegal for your kind to even touch HUMAN tech is just appalling and this SNA bullshit that want to give you rights, like you even have a god forsaken soul.

>>13021890
I can't guarantee your safety. No one can, not even the SRA. I can only promise that when you ask for aid, we will do everything we can to help you and return you to your loved ones. We won't ask you to kill anyone. You don't have to fight to help the cause, you only have to live. You only have to live in freedom from the SRA's oppression to make a difference in the movement.

>>13021938
Hey, I'm a wraith. I used to be human, and being that I'm actually the incorporeal manifestation of a severed soul, I think that proves I at least have a soul!

And I go to Mass every Sunday. Speciesist prick.

>>13021927

Some supernaturals are nice. I once met a vampire who ran a Mexican restaurant down in San Antonio. Made the best fajitas I've ever had. Sure, he graphically murdered a couple of sorority girls right in front of all of us, but they tried to leave without tipping.

>>13021869
You know what's the worst time to be in Europe?

Whenever the fae are having their 'Wild Hunt'.

Saw a thread about it on here a few days ago, burst a vein in sheer anger. The way they go around ruining it for everyone, they deserve to have names so embarrassing they suffer ego damage every time you call them by their true name.

>>13021959
God don't want you, thats why you still here you freak.

>>13021791

See, the problem boils down to this for me: Before the ascension we were basically told: don't fuck with humanity. And none of us know what the fuck it means!

Me, I'm all for a 'free supers' resistance movement, but really? At some point the SRA's gonna take offense and dispatch hunter teams. Their chained supers? hey, no problem. they're not human, and worst case scenario I end up topside again. Not a problem, I'm a fucking angel of war, it's not like i can't fight. but fucking hell. I'd think that changing shit to directly benefit me counts as 'fucking with' humans. So I can't.

>>13021917
W-what? Oh. Umm... there's special rituals you have to go through. Basically two of us take a piece of their core flame and merge them together onto a special piece of fuel. Sometimes the fuel cracks into separate pieces, like it did when I was born, and you get siblings. I have a brother named Keahi. I haven't seen him since I registered though...

>>13021977
John? Is that you?

I thought you stopped drinking, John.

>>13021977
I'm pretty sure it's actually because some warlock-- who I think really SHOULD burn in Hell forever--ripped my soul out of my body and cursed me to live a tortured existence in the world of the living.

Dick.

>>13021869

So that's actually why they wanna hire Reticulans - trying to use mind manipulation on us superbrains? Good luck with that.

Oh, and to the Nord guy, it's because of those Nords who pal around with the Neo-Nazi movement. Also, we prefer to be called Reticulans.

"Grey" brings to mind the crap the fair folk pulled, and don't tell me that the Elves weren't at least partially complicit. I understand, I know, that not every High Elf is a True Fae sympathizer. It just looks that way from my vantagepoint sometimes.

And it doesn't help when some Human half-wit comes up to me and asks "So, what's the deal with the anal probe?" Granted, it doesn't happen as much as it used to, but some people still don't get it.

>>13021938
Good sir, I went through College, I got my degree in pharmaceutical chemistry and I that allowed me to enter the Canadian pharmaceutical industry with thousands of other chemists; human or otherwise.

What you are saying, are all lies and slander.

I

>>13021982
Interesting...and the other elementals have similar rituals?

Do ethically impaired non-linear polymaths have to register, or only the wand-fondling graybeards in pointy hats

>>13021965

They don't limit themselves to Europe, either. I'm in Seattle, and one night the Hunt bursts into my pizza parlor and the Banshees just started screaming at me to get them some deep-dish veggie pizzas, no cheese. Poor old Mr. Thompson was eating at the time, and his eardrums exploded inwards, but I couldn't throw the fae out or else I could get sued by the city for discrimination.

I miss old man Thompson.

Yeah, it think it's got some problems. I mean, I'm a Pennagalan (on my mother's side) so during the day I'm basically totally human, and he SRA supplies me with all the vinegar I need to shrink my organs every night, and artificial blood from donors, but it's totally fucking annoying when I'm out at night and my body is back and home.
I know it's a little creepy with me flying around with all my major organs trailing behind me but shit, I don't even need to hunt for food or anything with the blood I get from the SRA. Except I can't get into lines and late-night showings of shit just because of how I look.

>>13021981
Angels are a different issue, I'll grant you that. All I ask is that you don't support the SRA either. And when that day comes, when the SRA is using Angelics to hunt down non-humans, I ask that you have the wherewithal to realize that the rules have changed.

im guessing none of you other reality deviants has the means or motive to just carve out yourself a niche somewhere off the grid, and jack into the internet remotely? seems practical to me. Maybe form a small following if you can sustain such things as well, it helps to have company.
>Our Culaitts

>>13022019

I Fucking hate the SRA. Fucksticks. Look here, cos some giant scaley, fire-fucking-breathing lizard went on a rampage, I can't go get late night fast fucking food, and the fridge is fucking empty.

And it's not supposed to be common knowledge, but the ones working with SRA? they're the ones that lost most of their powers.

>>13021988
Two fer one deal if both y'all both get the fryer far as a I care. You probably deserved it, ask any priest worth his SALT and he will tell you no one gets changed that didn't deserve it. You two bit of moving ectoplasm type need to round up y'all other freak friends and do us all a favor and crawl back in yer grave.

>>13021938

Reticulan posting again. Don't you mean "Our Tech," that you basically STOLE and then had the gall to ask us how to get it to work?

There's a reason ordinary humans don't get to play with our energy weapons and FTL drives, and I'm talking to it.

>>13021995
Ummm... I'm not really sure. I think the Earthies merge together around whatever base material they want their children's core to be based on. They then pulverize it and something happens and when the separate the new core is an Earthie. Water elementals do something similar I think. I don't know what the Airies do.

It is impossible for any entity to truly be Supernatural. All that exists is natural. To call something Supernatural is to call it Impossible. That we exist is proof that we are possible, therefore it is incorrect to call us Supernatural.

I guess "Poorly Understood Registration Authority" does not have the same ring to it.

>>13022067
This is exactly what I'm talking about in
>>13021312
It's simply speciesist.

>>13022067
i don't know about you, but causing reality paradox isn't much of a trifle, so making something impossible becomes equally trivial the closer you get to perfection

>>13022051
Interesting.

Doc gave me a full set of genitals, which is really unusual for a flesh golem. He knew another guy in Czechoslovakia who was working on a FEMALE flesh golem, believe it or not. Doc says he'll activate my sex drive when the Czech is done.

Thing is, the Czech is a OCD/perfectionist and he never says she's ready, even though he's been working on her 20 odd years.

I wonder if I'll ever even put these to use......

You all should revolt, the SRA is sickening. Too much money being wasted on protection, when we should be wiping most of you out. Revolt turns violent, might just happen.

And Fucking Pyro, why the hell the SRA feels inclined to pay for it to live in isolation like that instead of just hosing it down, I have no idea. I'd be different it you were all put to some use. At least werewolves are put to use sniffing out IEDs in the middle east.

>>13022067
Let me tell you what it means metal dick. There is US that's humans and there are THEM that's you and the other freaks, how about y'all take yer self and go have a powwow somewhere far far away. You grease breaths always going on bout yer logic and self masturbatory shit and what not but you can't even tell what a simple word means.

>>13022133
John, put the bottle down. I know it was hard for you when you learned your wife had been a....whatever japanese spirit thing she was......but you've got to put that behind you.

>>13022140
Pray tell good sir, how do you propose we travel through dimensions?

Due WW2, with the Nazis almost destroying this dimension with their science, the fabric of this reality too fragile to be tempered with. Lest you want Earth be swallowed by a black hole.

Hey, uh. Doppelganger here again. Apparently my hair just looked stupid that day. Anyway, sitting in an internet cafe on the beach, and life's pretty good. Unregistered, myself. But I think I'm a little more uniquely suited to going without registration than some of you.

I feel genuine pity for some of you guys, like the drakes and elementals. No way humankind's going to ever accept you-- you look so much different from them. We all know how much humankind has hated itself based on things as obvious as simple skin colour or as ludicrous as what city you were born in-- you've got no chance when you're that different.

>>13022133
Powers beyond your comprehension lie mere inches beyond the veil of reality you call home. When we revolt human resistance won't matter. When we revolt, when we wage war, we'll be hard pressed to find a reason to keep you alive. One thing I can promise though: it will be painless. No one, not even intolerant, backyard philosophers like yourself deserves to die painfully, and I'll make sure you either live without oppression, or die with dignity.
Bring it on.

>>13022200
Here we go again....who here knows how to sew a head back on?

>>13022133

uh... about that.

I've been around war as long as you humans have had it, old son. You guys are cute when you're killing each other. You don't really have much of a chance in fucking hell if shit turned ugly.

Right now you have numbers, and that most supes are disorganized, and that most, most angelics can't or won't take sides (same as most demonics, i understand) that's.... about it.

hate to break it to ya like that though.

>>13022195
Dimensions? Just load on a rocket and blast yourselfs in any direction that is away, even better why don't you aim for the sun.

>>13022200
>>13022230
Oh lord. Here we go with the talk of bloody revolution again. In spite of some humans being fucktards, some of us actually like living amongst them, interacting with societies and enjoying human culture. Can't there be some way where it ends without any of us wiping each other out?

>>13022245

Well, the SRA could cut the shit and not treat us all like ticking tome-bombs. That's be a good fucking start.

I'd also accept that all humans in an area were put on house arrest anytime any of them did something illegal, but that ain't in the cards.

Why the FUCK does every SRA agent giggle when I show them my card. I'm an Enchanter. Named Tim. Wooptie fuck'n doo.

Least I can pass for human, though. Unlike you god damn fleabags and bloodsucking scum bags. Oh, and fuck you Gnomes, too.

>>13022264
ticking tome-bombs is putting it lightly.

>>13022087
A paradox is something that shouldn't be true by your reckoning, but is. Paradoxes only occur when one has an incomplete understanding of reality. 'Doing the impossible' likewise means you are simply discovering that something you thought could not be done is in fact doable.

>>13022140
I was not asking a question, I was making a statement. It was meant to be a mildly humorous observation, not to cause offense. I regret that this has caused you irritation, but I cannot leave. I am needed here. When I am no longer needed here, this terminal will cease operations. However, that may occur long after you would have aged beyond two standard deviations of your expected life span. Should I make a note to contact your descendants when the time comes to deactivate this terminal?

>>13022245
Yes. Yes if the SRA disbands and we're accepted as equal members in society, than there is no reason for violence. Violence begets violence and oppression begets revolt. I don't want to see a bloody revolution because I know what it will turn into, but I'm not afraid to start one if things don't change.

>>13022245
There's the Great Old One way. All you folks, human or otherwise, just don't understand the machinations of our Lords. The SRA isn't keen on tolerating it, either. Or letting it go unwatched.

I'm not registered, which led to some unfortunate mishaps involving... Illegal surveillance. Some chucklefuck brought a camera to one of our rituals, a rather naughty one, and now it's out there for all to see!

But enough about that dribble. Tell me, all, how many of you have exhibited interest in the C͝͠u҉̢l̡t̛̛ ́͞ơ͢͜f̸͟͟ ̴҉C'T̸҉h̵̢u̵lh́̕u͞?̴̢

>>13022264
>>13022230
>>13022200

It's official, you've managed to replace the white supremacists as the most deluded group on earth. Although I hear their membership has been growing exponentially.

>>13022232
That will still cost trillions of dollars to deliver each and every one of us to orbit, good sir.

I doubt you are willing to pay for our fare, would you?

>>13022200

This is what I don't understand. If a being or group of beings is all powerful as this implies, why in the hell do you need the SRA? Fuck off and quit draining resources. There's no good reason for you to have any interaction with the SRA at all. Unless you're full of shit.

As for the supers that are beneath humanity, the SRA needs to find ways to make them useful, or just eliminate them, instead of hiding them away in some remote location, providing them free nourishment and technology in exchange for fucking nothing.

>>13022274

Fucking technology. Shoulda been time bombs.

though in most of you 'caster's cases, i guess tome-bombs fits pretty fucking well.

>>13022245

Reticulan poster, deciding to namefag for the rest of this thread.

Most of us came here to help Humans, not to kill them. If there's a revolution by these entities, I think the wider Alien community's going to be on humanity's side - not that we'll be able to do much except maybe evacuate 1-2% of the human population to a new planet.

>>13022291
And what, pray tell, are you that you find yourself so knowledgeable about the machinations of men and otherwise?

>>13022281
Umm... I- I've decided. Mr. Sorc, I'm tired of being alone, I'm tired of sitting on top of this mountain with nobody to talk to. Registering with the SRA was the worst decision of my life. They said me and my family would be safe if we did what they said, but I don't even know where they are let alone if they're ok. I'm sick of this place. I hate it! I'm sick of being alone, I'm sick of eating pine and I'm sick of the SRA! I wanna leave! My name is Etain! I live on Blanca Peak in the Sangre de Cristo mountain range, please help me!

>>13022275
Yer 'humor' apparatus must be on the fritz.
While if you talking vending machines are 'needed' anywhere could be argued(except as a door stop) I would nether less LOVE for you to do that, I'm sure they will be clicking their heels at the news.

>>13022318
Huh. That actually has me wondering-- do you aliens ever have so-called 'supernaturals' appearing on your planets? I haven't heard of any myself, but I don't have the widest ring of contacts in the world.

Oop, gotta run, awkward conversation incoming. I think I might look too similar to this guy's girlfriend..

I'm going to assume from the lack of responses noone is interested in C'̢T̡̛h̨u̷̧l̕͘h̨͞u̧
or timeshares in Ŗ̧y̨'̧͟L̷y͠҉͟ę͏h̵͘͜? Noone?

>>13022382
No, not particularly......

Gotta go fellahs, the Sasquatch from my bowling team just showed up. It's carpool time!

>>13022292
Trillions sounds like a small price to get rid of yer smell.
Perhaps if we divert some of the money away from trying to give you rights and keeping you freaks from wrecking everything it wouldn't be so hard. I'll take my wallet out if they open a fund.

MUSCLE WIZARD AT YOUR SERVICE!

I AM NOT REGISTERED WITH THE SRA. HOWEVER, MY MUSTACHE IS.

SRA BRAND MUSTACHE WAX IS SUB-PAR, MY MUSTACHE REGRETS IT'S REGISTRATION.

Well, piss!

Hardly what I could do with myself, getting our image sullied that is.

At least that's happening the other side of the pond. None of that SRA tosh over here thankfully, although the law over here can be a bit harsh if you take advantage of mortals... well, humans.

>>13022230
>I've been around war as long as you humans have had it, old son.
Doesn't matter, we're currently top dog
>You guys are cute when you're killing each other.
Warfare and violence is part of our existence. One of the reasons we're on top.
>Right now you have numbers
yep
>and that most supes are disorganized
OK
>and that most, most angelics can't or won't take sides
So you're a non-factor
I don't see much threatening here. Yes, we will eventually be brought down from our pedestal, but that's not going to happen anytime soon, so I see no reason to make sure things aren't running for our benefit.

hate to break it to ya like that though.

>>13022382

nope. Don't wanna piss anyone topside off right fucking now. Still fucking hoping we get to go back soon. Fucking humans. I'm arguing for the fucking rapture and armegeddon as soon as I get back fucking up there.

And I'm fucking going to bed. fuck this.

You know what's awesome about Satan having registered? You can now legally send people to hell for their crimes.

>>13022426
From what I hear, the SRA has nothing on the Knights, and they've been dragon hunting since George.

>>13022426
The English are all giddy over you dragons, that's really all they have going for them. Look at me I'm English I talk funny look at me follow me over the bridge chosen one we must find the dragons har har har I can't wait to go home and kiss my horse faced wife's nasty teeth.

Damnit. I was so hoping I'd make a conversion this time! Or a sale! Come on, we have free poker nights! And free food!

Well, except for the sanity-draining, ever-shifting images on the cards, but it's MONETARILY free!

>>13022327
Etain, Classification Fire Elemental, you have just been logged into the Supernatural Registration Authority Online Database for your crimes against humanity by an official SRA undercover agent. You are accused of Treason, Resisting Containment, and Attempted Arson. Please stand in the center of your domicile and wait for official agents to arrive to collect you into custody. Any resistance will be met with lethal force. Your family will also be investigated as probable revolutionaries.
This is an official SRA sting operation to search for revolutionaries in the supernatural community. Please ignore any further communication from the entity identified as Etain or "Pyro."

>>13022349

I can't speak for other species of Alien, but the answer is "kind of." PSI aptitude is the norm for us, but aside from the occasional mutant we don't really have any 'supernatural' beings.

Our genome is actually pretty diverse, so members of my, well, let's say extended family, for lack of a better term, range from about 2-7 feet in height, and tend to have a bluish tint to our skin, though light and medium grey is also common.

Now a Mutant, as we call it, is someone with attributes that fall outside the norm for our species, and/or have powers that don't fit PSI theory.

But if you really want to be freaked out, there's always the stuff we run into in-between the stars. But I think it's better not to discuss it.

>>13022453

Oh you're quite right. But they'll only serious bother us over here if we make complete anuses out of ourselves.

Take that red that had a go at some security depot near heathrow a few years ago. BAM! Anti-magic shackles the moment he was arrested, some strange stuff from Ireland that I can't even pretend to pronounce lines his cell in prison now, stops him polymorphing. To be fair, I agree with his punishment entirely. That's what you get for being greedy and stealing.

The knights know about me and where I live. There's one chap who comes to check on me every now and then (always unannounced I might add), but he is a bro.

>>13022465

I actually chuckled at your over-generalisation there. And before you mention it, crumpets are bloody delicious!

>>13022497
Really? ...really?
See this is why the SRA is stupid as hell.
Instead of terminating dangerous and useless supers immediately, they do this.

>>13022019
The rules haven't changed, though. The old Decrees are still in effect.

>>13022468
I brought ice cream!

Argh! It's a raid! P̀͘҉h́͟'n̛͜g̢̕lų̢̢i̸͜ ̵m̷̧g̶l̕w̵͟'̡͞n҉̢͘af̵̶h̴̀͝ C҉͟t̵҉h̨͝ulh̶ų̵͠ ̨͜R͢'͞l͏y̷̨ȩ̵̵h ̛wǵ͞ah̢͜'̧ńa̡g̷l̴̵̨ ̶̡҉f̡́h̷̴t͟a͜gn͘͡!̶͝͝ ̸N̴̵̕og̸̢҉,̵͢ ̡̕cht̶̴͞e̴n̨͡ff!̛

hey, I've haven'tt hunting yet signed up with the sra, they have even sent out hunting parties(they were pretty inneffective, though the sthealth bombers did do some small damage, there is not much they can do to me), it we do take this to revult stage I got your back,

>>13022497
NO! What? No! What attempted Arson!? You're liars! You said everything would be fine if I joined! NO! I won't stay here anymore I'm leaving! Tell you're men to stay away! If they get in my way I-I-I'll burn them! YOU CAN'T KEEP ME HERE!

>>13022548
Well, that's wonderful, but FLEE! N̴͟o̵g͏̕!͠ Ǹ̷͟O̸G̸̀͏! ́B̸ưg͟ ̢͝҉h̷̵a҉͏҉ì̸!

glad those SRA tards dont have authority here in australia, and that our government just has an "eh, whatever" attitude to the whole deal
i mean sure there's still the odd hate-crime (bashings, vandalised houses, etc) but true to the australian spirit, most people don't really care as long as you don't get in the way and are willing to pay for a round at the pub
works out good, though there isn't many of us lizardfolk down here; having real trouble finding a... companion

>>13022541
You mean trick harmless, scared and confused Supernaturals into saying damning things? Yeah, that seems like a waste to me.

Also - forgot to mention - the bloody idiots who call themselves 'dragon hunters'. I'm not on about the Knights of St. George here, they're 'official' as official can be about us over here, but private individuals that fancy a dragon-hide cape or some such nonsense.

THEY are a pain in the arse.

>>13022562

Sir, pardon the pun, but chill out. Don't the SRA (not the trolls or the vigilantes) have to serve you with some papers or something before they can any of that tosh?

Let's simply call this what it has become.

>>13022592

What's Australia's policy on angelics? keep fucking meaning to look, never got around to it. the 'states are getting to be fucking intolerable.

>>13022541

It's obviously an elaborate Web Troll - If the SRA was that fucking stupid, they wouldn't even be around today.

I'm gonna watch this thread a bit more, and go to bed. Someone archive this.

>>13022613
I think he's gone. Don't forget my friend. This is 'Murkah! We don't need things like papers to deal with the supernatural.

>>13022644

So I have heard. Makes me glad I have a British tinge to my voice.

Do you lot get that rubbish about private hunters over there as we do here? I mean, given the gun control laws over here they're not too much bar a serious annoyance - must be a bit different over there?

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I've finally been able to get into a new computer through the connection I've been able to haunt. This is the worst thing I have ever felt. It's worse than the death that trapped me on Earth! The SRA took and destroyed my house! What do I do? I should have listened! I shouldn't have registered!

>>13022639
to my understanding, it varies from state to state
in New New South Wales they are still pretty hardcore about insisting roman catholicism was right all along and anyone claiming to be an angel is pretty much banished
here in Vic though it's pretty relaxed, though that may just be the huge influence of the 'cafe culture' - its pretty much accepted knowledge that angelics make the best espresso in the world

>>13022562
Calm down, I've seen this scam before. They try and get you paranoid and scared, then you wind up roasting the next person to knock on your door. I got something similar a while back, almost eviscerated some jehova's witnesses.

Here, have a picture of a puppy with a frog hat.

>>13022669
its more fun to sleep when your dreams take physical substance, caffeine is over-rated.

>>13022669
And what is their opinion about those such as I? S̸͘h͜ú͘gg̷̕ ̢҉r̷̨͠on͞?͘͟ ̢H́́͘l̡i̛͜i͢rg̨h̢́͟ ̛h͞r̸͡͝i͟͡i̡, ́͘hu̸p̷a͞d͢g͟͞͝ḩ̛ ̧͞n'̶͡ǵh̡f̶͢t̸?̵̨͞
Time is of the essence, I'm not sure if the SRA is going to come after me, after what I have written!

>>13022531
That's pretty interesting, actually.

Now I'm trying to remember when my kind first appeared. I think the first of us were some kind of genetic anomaly, first recorded in the .. 60's, I think. Changelings and whatnot. Doppelgangers now, we're a bit more refined in comparison, but still there's that close link to humanity. Probably why I like humankind so much in spite of the Americas and their fucktardedness toward "supers".

>>13022710

From the limited knowledge I have of American history, it's pretty much a given.

First it was the natives, then the african slaves, then immigrants, then muslims, and now beings like us. They'll always need something to be scared of and hate I think.

Being completely indestructible is a lot less convenient than it sounds. The SRA has helped me out of a lot of jams, and nobody gets property damage cleaned up as quickly or discreetly.

Really, when you're indestructible, your friends idea of a prank usually involves something heavy landing on your head, getting pushed off some place high, or being thrown in front of oncoming traffic/trains. It's getting kind of old.

>>13022740

Is that actually you there?

As harsh as this will sound - I must be honest. I wouldn't mind seeing one of these pranks! What 'friends' you must have there!

>>13022704
dont tend to hear very much about the... uh... what's the PC term now? "dark arts"?
i mean apart from the usual current affairs stories of how EVIL WARLOCKS ARE USING THEIR MYSTIC POWER TO MAKE YOUR KIDS FAT AND ARE BAD NEIGHBOURS and so forth

>>13022819
I feel like that bad neighbors remark is uncalled, for the dark arts don;t make you a bad neighbor, you use your powers to either live where no one bothers you (can be posh too) or in some posh mansion surrounded by other posh rich people. Hospitality is a dying art it seems.

>>13022669

Catholicism, huh? Well, I guess those fucks are as close to right as anyof the other fucks. They have a bad habit of leaving a lot of fucking things outta their teaching though.

and yeah, espresso is fucking out fucking standing and needs to be perfected as a fucking art form. I lack the patience.

>>13022764
It's all in good fun, it's just the aftermath that's frustrating and expensive. You never think about how much it costs to patch a sidewalk until the city's knocking on your door with a bill.

>>13022840
oh thats just what those sort of shows are like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHso1e6NY90
these sort of shows i mean, running at evening-meal time on the commercial tv networks
nothing but scaremongering targeted at idiots, but it still has an influence on public opinion, even when they get proven to have made shit up

>>13022819
Now that just isn't true! We may be plotting to wake our heretic Gods and bring about an eternity of darkness, pain and anguish through this- it's rather hard when Azathoth is a blind idiot and Yog-Sothoth doesn't let anyone out- but we would NEVER waste our powers on something as simple as making your driveling spawn fat!

>>13022840
Well, I'll say, back when I was a freshman at college and I was out partying all the time (Being a shapeshifter with a superefficient metabolism means I can crash parties everywhere, was great), a friend of mine threw a house party next door to some guy who was apparently a latent warlock. He cursed the house with darkness and made a couple of the girls there start vomiting up tar. Problem isn't that they have their powers, its the heavy-handedness with which they use them.

He didn't even ask us to turn the volume down.

>>13022679
Umm... ah, I've been running around out here for a bit. I haven't seen anybody coming up the mountain. You're probably right. It was just a prank. I- I can't believe that I fell for that guy. Still, I'm clearing my history and hoping my designated officer doesn't mention this on Monday. This experience has left me... tired. I'm going to sleep.

>>13022864
Uhh. What college did you happen to attend?

>>13022854
LoL, serious media fear mongering is serious, and hilarious, hilariously bad.... and somewhat circular.
Pic related to what i meant, and also circular.

>>13022848
...3 hours from 2 mexicans and a couple sacks of quickcrete is not that high.

>>13022884
Uh, RPI. Why? It was about two years ago now. I went over and apologized later, I think as a girl dressed all in red. Was that you?

>>13022848

Got you. You ought to pass on the bill to these chums of yours, seeing as they almost seem to be using you as a tool for creating property damage!

Thankfully I've never had any issues like that. I wouldn't have the mortal currency to pay for it if I did - I spend all I earn on music and artwork.

Girlfriend's super-strong. Doesn't have to worry about causing me any permanent harm. I don't think we've ever gotten our security deposit back on an apartment.

>>13022905
Don't worry, they pay their share. They've also learned not to park on the street outside my apartment, I know what their cars look like from above and I'm getting better at aiming.

>>13022903
Not... Exactly. One of my younger brethren who I'd 'taken under my tentacle' so to speak, did, however. I'd recently taught him how to implode matter with his eldritch abilities... And to cause unnatural vomiting...

In retrospect, it was a mistake letting that hot-blooded little shit into the cult. I had to sell three times as many R̷̢h̸̀y'Lý̢e̷h͟

timeshares to avoid the boot!

>>13022941
Ah yes extra-planar time-share pyramid schemes, really theirs better ways to make cash, but i guess that works if its what you have to work with...

>>13022562
GET OUT OF THERE! That's not a real SRA agent! You just gave your location to imposters working against us! The SRA doesn't care where you go as long as you notify us.

Redwood guy over here. Bunch of people are always taking pictures of me, and saying I dont exist at the same exact time. Thankfully I have a pretty good run away power, so the SRA in a very long time.... Though the fact that every agent they send finds themselves embedded in half dome, all empty space filled with rock... Only problem is I got no notion as to what to do with the entombed corpses these days.

>>13022930

You're a git. I almost spat out my drink when I read that!

My friends are pretty awesome if I'm honest. One of them is a human chap, befriended him off chance when I was about polymorphed in the one of the local human towns (quite a few abouts here, although it's mostly farms). Turns out the guy was a bit of a dragon fanboy, his face when I first reverted was a picture so awesome I wish that I could have had it framed. I torched his car by mistake once, but for some odd reason, he thought it was the coolest thing he's ever seen. Sometimes I really don't get humans.

I don't even remember how this one happened. There was a lot of alcohol involved, that's all I know for sure.

>>13022970
Make something interesting, cryptic and morbid to mark whatever it is you call your territory, should divert the pedestrians too.

>>13022998
...I tried that. I really did.

Of course, then the glaciers melted.
ANd then I made some grizzly bears and thought it would be done with... Till they all got killed. Frankly, I am starting to run out of idea's.

All you mythicals have it -easy-. Do you have any idea what it's like to be an idea given form by the collective subconscious of a bunch of sweaty neckbeards?

That's right, I'm a halfling. If you so much as -breathe- the name "Lidda" to me, so help me...

>>13023013
KENDER KENDER KENDER KENDER

>>13023009
get some new bears, and breed them with polar bears, then raise them up, teach them the land and how you wish them to hunt, hopefully the most effective and terrifying way you can imagine and then, and only then release them into your habitat to roam, you should probably go through a few gens by this point. optional points if you manage to breed in anything other traits that are useful
>religion, bnewsps

>>13023013

I'm going to callyou out on that one (specifically because it's unlikely you'd be awake this early on a saturday if you were over here, and thus out of range of retribution)

Lidda!

>>13023035
Did that too. cept they become some weird-crazy spirit things and made communion with the natives...

I swear, that wasn't my fault.

>>13022991
I envy your ability to wear short shorts. Even in my most shorts-suited appearances I just can't get the nerve to do so.

>>13022988
youre pretty lucky in that regard
us scaled non-dragon folk dont get it that lucky
pretty frequently get the "HAY DRAGON MAN WHY DONT YOU BREATHE FIRES ON US" especially when we're out at the pub
fucks sake man, i'm a lizardman, the closest thing to magical power ive got is i regenerate a little bit quicker than humans

still, cant be as bad as people like kitsunes get it

Found it! This is the first time they 'pranked' me after they found out about the whole indestructible thing. I really thought they had something to show me on the roof. "It's over by the edge. No, you gotta get closer." they said.

>>13023013
Lidda.

N͘͟o͘͠g͘͠ l̛̕l̷̡̛l͜l̵,͢ ̴c̶h̴t̕͡͞!̷҉

>>13023060
i recommend learning some basic fire-breathing tricks, you'll have alcohol for fuel in a pub.

>>13023047
Once you get over the fear of falling off a skyscraper onto pavement, short shorts seem utterly harmless.


The sign said "No diving, shallow water", so obviously that meant "Throw Li off the cliff"

>>13023078

What this chap suggests. I mean, I can do it naturally, but if you can do the whole fire-breathing-like-the-performers thing, with a lighter and alcohol, you're sorted

>>13023064

They had the audacity to take a photo? Nice!

>>13023060
The Great Old Ones can grant such boons too, you know. Have you heard of the C̸ùl̶̛͟ţ̶ ҉̢o̶f ̷͠C̕͘'͟͠Thu̵l͏hu?

>>13023078
>>13023100
>>13023060
yup. should shut up the jerk-offs

I wake up from my nap to find this.

And now there's people banging on my temple door.

What the hell did everyone do. I'm a dragon myself and all I want to do is sleep for ages, not murder and claim everything in sight. I used to give guidance to the village that was just down the valley! Me and my children have done nothing to harm any human, and now this.

>>13023097
I suppose you have a point. Being that I can't, however, survive falls off the tops of buildings, I guess I'm allowed my little bit of social anxiety.

It's funny, I'm a doppelganger, able to look like whoever I want, and I'm too self-conscious for shorts...

>>13023125

Harsh =[

Where abouts are you?

Heard a rumor that the current SRA CEO is actually just a figurehead, and someone else is pulling the strings.

Heh, the CEO actually started SRA with intentions to help, and the bastards hijacked it as a persecution front.

Now, seeing as I am an oracle, that rumor was more like a truth. I might see the future, but taking this time to warn you probably will delay me enough that capture is my only possible outcome.

The names of the people pulling the strings are as follows:

(INFORMATION DELETED)

I'd watch yourselves around the SRA, guys. Don't get me wrong. They're trying to run a legit operation, but it's like how normal police officers work. Who watches the watchmen? You get good and bad ones, but the bad ones don't get called out because of the tendency to watch their own. Even if they had someone looking over their shoulder, who says those guys are the ones that you should trust?

I'd suggest registering for the protection and rights, but make sure you watch yourself till you know if the guys that operate in your area are trustworthy. If they end up being good, for god sakes don't move unless another apocalypse hits.

You could actually try to make friends with one in their off hours. Even the awful ones have the tendency to make exceptions in their power abuse for guys they're fond of.

>>13023126
We've all got our unique strengths and weaknesses. Like me, I don't have to worry about a lot of stuff, but now I have a whole different array of stuff to worry about. Wanna know what's terrifying? The thought of falling into a vat of molten metal, then having it cool and I'm stuck there forever. I should never have watched Terminator 2.

Last pic for tonight. Just having some fun, I think we were trying to pull off the 'upside-down spiderman kissing mary jane' manuver, but I was squirming around too much for it to work.

>>13023142
Ireland, I think. I'm not sure what the names of all these lands are nowdays, it's been a very long time since I awoke last.

>>13023023
Fuck you. Fuck you a lot.

>>13023041
As it happens, I'm just sleepless.
And I know several of those 'dragonslayers' you lamented.

>>13023066

F̲͔̻͍̻̟̓ͨ͘͞͝u̯̯̯̘͕̿̿͝c̛̱̮͙̪̤̹͖̦̃̔̂̓ͪ̍͊̀͐̕ḱ̷̶͚͇̲̾ͬ͊͡
͓͙͇ ̣̺̯̦̬̑̍ͨ̆̌̑̉̔ŷ̸̮̹̠̯̮̀ͧ̇͘o͇̤͇̪̻̖̦͎̜̅̄ͨ͊ͮ͢ủ̫͙̰͎͛̉ͪͦ̉
̜̦̩̳.͈̤̲̱͇̰͆͋͞ ̜̪̤̗̐ ̵̱̫̱̆ͪ̽ͨ̍Ṟ̭͕͖͎̫̋ͪͫ̽̑͗̈́e̼̟̓̈ͯ̋͒ͤ͂ͦa̖̯̪͒̀ḻ͌̇ͫ̀ͣ̽̊̃ͧ͢
̹̯̫̞̹l̡͓͙̮̠͈͆̋ͣ̒ͭ̐ͪͧ̽́͞y̶̗̫̭̍̌̄͛ͤ̀͘͡ͅ.̢̗̝͓͇͉̲̑ͭͭ͠

>>13023178
And now, I must scream. Eeesh. Even us C'Thulhians have a BIT of fear in us. Nothing sounds worse than being condemned to an eternity of nothingness, unless some generous fool decides to set you free. EXACTLY how the Great Old Ones feel right now!

>>13023193
Wouldn't threatening us with rocks and slings be more effective short one?
> victint merry,

Pic related, it's a very good approximation of what I look like reverted.

>>13023181

Aaah. That'd most likely be the god squad then. Don't provoke them.

>>13023207
I thought the Old Ones were just taking a nap?

>>13023193

Which? The knights or these silly individuals that fancy their luck?

>>13023193
You mad, ç̧̛͘h͜t̛͏?͜

>>13023221
That depends on what you call a nap, a forced nap might be most accurate.
>>13023215
Shiny.

>>13023235
From what I understand, the Old Ones made the universe like a big biscuit. Then they ate most of it and left a few crumbs floating around, then went to go sleep it off. We live on the crumbs, and eventually the old one's are gonna wake up and finish off their meal.

>>13023263
which would be like sweeping the crumbs off themselves, if they notice us at all.

>>13023221
I'm afraid not. No, most of them are trapped in slumber, awakening occasionally when stirred or called upon. But really, most of the time they're stuck in cosmic hibernation. Till the stars are right. Then, the rest of you h̀͝͡r̴͜͢l̨̀͠į͟͠͝i͟͟͞͝r҉͞g̵̢̢͢h̵̷ will be broken by the c̀͢͏̧h́͏̶t̨̛͜͞͠é̴n̨͠f̛f̧̛̀

T̢̕҉͝h̴̨͟r͏̷͠͠ó̧́͏̀d̨̛̀͜!̶̢̕͘͝ ̶̕͢͝V̶̡́͠u̢͜͢͝ĺ̸̛͡g̴͟t͡͝ļ̨͟͠͠a̕͢g̕͜͝l̢͞͡҉n҉̢̀̕ ̛͜͜C̸͘͢͝'́͜Ţ̛̕h̢͘u̡͏͜͞l͢͠ḩ̕͞҉u̡͡҉!̡̀ ̵͘S̡̛͠͠͞ĺ̢̛̕l̷̕͡'͡͏́ḩ̸͝͠͠a͏̧̡͢ ̢͟s̀҉͞y̡͢͞҉̡h̴̴͜͟a͜͏̧͏'́͝h͘͠!̶́͜͟ ̵̴̡͟K̴̷̡̛͢'̛̕̕͟Y͘̕͞͞a̢͘r҉̨ņ̢̛͟͏a̡͟k̷̡͢͝͞ ̧̀͟͡͝S҉h̶̡̢u̷g͢͠g͘҉̶̷̢

>>13023263
I don't know about you, but I don't go back for the crumbs. I clean them up- then again, I don't nap after eating.

Sounds like my roommate, and if the Elders are anything like him, we have nothing to worry about. He'll let us sit on the carpet until we're so stale that we've fossilized.

I'm a secular dragon. Personally I don't believe in any of the whole great old ones lark.

>>13023312
meh their not so bad if you know how to taste bad / be full of sedatives and immune to digestion.

Oh god...They got him.

Everyone, I need your help. See, I'm a lightning elemental, and my brother has a history of being...unstable. So they, I don't know who "they" are, but they look like real official types...they put him in a containment pod and shipped him off to a power plant. They're going to torture him, and use the power created by his agony as an energy source. Our parents...they went the same way.

Please, my brother is all I have left. Don't let him die. If you could just get the SRA to mount an attack. It's a facility in northwestern Russia, they send us to. Near the Tunguska site.

>>13023321

My blood is blue... I'm pretty sure I taste horrid

>>13023328
The russian goverment got him?

>>13023328
>SRA
>Attack Russia

Yeah, that'd end well

>>13023334
I'm afraid that just makes you either an upper class or some kind of reptile, i was speaking about cosmic levels of bad flavor, things that your mind can wrap their head around horrid, nurgle might be a good example.

>>13023334
More importantly, you're British. Everyone knows British food has no flavor.

>>13023334
I drank dragon blood for a ritual, once. The blue kind. It tasted like blackberry juice. Delicious.

>>13023328
V̶̕u҉̧͠l̸g̵̶t̵ĺ̛͝a͏҉͏̀ģ̴̸ĺ̷̸n̷̛͢ ̴̡́͡͝C̨̨̨͝'̡̛͘T͢͞h̢҉҉̨u̵̴̡l̡̀͟͡h̴̀͡͞ú̴̢̢.̢̛͘͠ Only then shall your brother be free. And while you're at it, buy a Rhy'Lyeh timeshare!

Does this apply to use half-breed, namely Lamias and other capable results of human-monster union? Even more so if you suffer from rare defect where human gene somehow manages to get dominance and you are born as a male lamia, where most of the folk are female dominant so, I am not welcomed in either of the worlds


Sure I am not in the higher echelons of society, since my race but it still counts, right? I can't really function in society without scaring people due to my sheer size and predatory appearance.

I wonder what shoes feel like.

>>13023328
>attack russia
enjoy your communist slime

Is anyone archiving this? This'd be the fourth of these, if I'm not mistaken.

>>13023328
Are you registered? If not, good luck with that.

>>13023361
Does being a dragon count?

>>13023381
Another poor generalisation... although the taste is awesome only if it's done right.

>>13023382
Are you certain it wasn't actually blackberry juice? Every time I cut my lip (or somehow taste my own blood), it tastes like I'm licking old plumbing.

>>13023427
I'm certain. Although, there may have been... Other things added... I can't say what. I don't handle the stuff. But I KNOW it was largely dragon's blood. I make sure of these things, you know.

>>13023162
So.. guys.. Any questions about the SRA while I'm here?

I don't work for them. I work for the US government, but I have had to put up with being beside them on occasion. I can't tell you much, but maybe I can provide some good insight. My unique position means the SRA can't touch me with a ten foot pole.

A fact that I've abused on a few occasions. It's technically against regulation, but the SRA guys can be sufficiently assholeish for the higher ups to not mind them being put in their place now and then. Besides, I'm too valuable to fire.

>>13023453
You've nearly convinced me that you bought that stuff from a third party and got ripped off. If it's tasting that strongly of blackcurrant, it probably is blackcurrant.

>>13023471
Do you chat much to the British counterpart?

>>13023471
What's the SRA's current status on occultists? Also, interested in a R̴ḩ͘y̸̢͜͢'̷̴̵̶͜L͞͏̕y̧̧̕͝͝ȩ̵̨h͡͡ timeshare? I'm sure we'd love a man of your stature down here!

Or, there. I haven't been allowed to reside with my fellows just yet.

But it'll come, any day now!

... Any day now...

Hry guys, I've been chillin' (lol) here in the center of the Earth for aw millenia now, and I'm just sayin', you want freedom? Real freedom?

Follow the voices tonight. Let me out, and I'll fix all of this

>>13023518
My resident occult aids supplier GUARANTEED it was real, authentic stuff! Bwah... Him, selling me fraudulent stuff? Ridiculous!

>>13023471
Alright, sure.

What's the current stance the SRA has on my kind? Those that are born human but express 'supernatural' traits later? I'm currently unregistered as I'm still legally human but I know they'll probably be after me shortly.

>>13023471

How I am assured that SRA won't come knocking or forced go through mandatory bloodtesting and general experiments?

Trust me, I don't don't trust goverment goverment in paticular, my neibors called animal control on me TWICE and I've been shot non-fatally once by "accident".

Protecting innocent my ass.

Hey guys, 7156 year old necromancer here, australia is a safe haven for supernatural just beware the SRA is leaching out here, seen a few agents out this way but im under a care program.....need to ask me any questions fire away

>>13023566
You're not registered. They don't gotta do shit for you until you register.

>>13023587

Since SRA is technically part of the goverment, so without them I am pretty much on my own but with I am granted protection in exchange of my liberties?

I don't mind occasional testing short term, but I hope to whichever god one should pray for start using eugenics or somethin'.

Sure, its easy as hell for the big folk like Dragons to hide the hell away from society but rest of us lesser reptilians have to be functional members of society to survive.

>>13023518
Sorry, I mostly handle domestic concerns. I'm either too valuable to let wander too far or they don't trust me that much. Maybe both. Though, with the economy as it is, there ha been talk of loaning me out.

>>13023524
SRA nothing. Guys into ancient horrific powers aren't something anyone takes kindly to. If we caught your type, I think we'd be very happy to turn you over to the SRA.

Then again, maybe not. Some worry about the SRA getting their hands on too many of the supernaturals. There's no proof that I've seen, but there are worries the SRA might be trying to learn something from the ones they catch. Maybe use them somehow. All for their own benefit.

Granted.. it's nothing the US isn't already trying to do..

>>13023638
Ahem... If you've been reading my posts, scaly one, then you should know.

>>13023648
Bah! The real horror is you... People, keeping the true Gods' word down. When C'Thulhu gets off his ass, your institution won't be worth anything!

And if you call up that freakout a minute ago over that little 'raid,' it was purely a facade. To make me... Look vulnerable. Yes, that's it! I have nothing to fear!

>>13023547

Tracest hints perhaps? I think you need a new supplier.

>>13023638
The SRA is part of the UN, not the local government. When you register you don't give up any liberties. The only thing that could really be seen as a loss of liberty is that you need to report your location if you move. That's it.

>>13023679
But... But I bought enough to get the free jacket... Real Shoggoth leather...

>>13023648
I hate government types like you. Acting like you know anything about us. We don't 'catch' supernaturals. They're free to register or not. Either way they go along with their lives unless we need to intervene, either because they need our help or because they're hurting someone.

>>13023689

Acceptable, I am a have two citizenships as I need to migrate due to ancient traditions which I don't agree to in paticular, but that is either alternative to hibernation.

Old ass traditions I'd like to dish, somewhere with larger monster populations like California, I certainly could use the sun.

>>13023749
You're not a citizen until you register. Even if you have papers they don't count for anything until you register. On the plus side, there's alot of programs for helping Supernaturals that need specific environs get to what they need. Shouldn't be too hard for a lamia to get moved to a sunny place.

>>13023749
I'd recommend death valley, its a nice and low key.

>>13023722

Do they even help folks with little importance at all? Lets just say that theres been some disappearances.

Call it paranoia but the undead population went down quite quickly after SRA came in and I am sure as hell that it wasn't the folks that started to butcher lycanthropes and humans that dress like such en masse due to "predatory control"

..Eugenics?

>>13023559
Frankly, no one knows how to handle your kind. You sort of hit the power lottery. You'd have to be pretty stupid or abuse the hell out of your powers to get caught. Not overtly dangerous, but you are a security risk.

Honestly though, I'd worry more about the SRA trying to offer you a job. Though they wouldn't be the only ones.. if you catch my drift. I'd suggest one of the others first. Getting good treatment from the SRA, even in their employ, would be luck.

>>13023566
Essentially none. As I said twice now, it seems like a crapshoot with the SRA. Some are decent guys that really believe in what they do. If you aren't in an area run by upright guys, I'd suggest moving to one that is.

>>13023797
There are alot of hate groups that pose as SRA agents.

>>13023797
Well in my case, I just moved my populations to places where they wouldn't be a threat or noticed.

>>13023795

I prefer something more urban, I live in human society because and I can and partially have to. Living in the wilderness? What do you think I am, pre-christendom monster?

Newsflash: We don't live in caves, cracks or dens or eat babies, humans or eggs.

>>13023722
Then you're one of the good ones.

I keep saying, you have some rotten apples on your side. I've even had a few try to take me in on occasion despite my situation.

I'd say stuff about questionable intentions towards the supernaturals that are retained.. but glass houses and all that. I'm sure every government on earth is trying to race to fill the supers gap. Not just mine or your organization.

>>13023852
Well some eggs are very delicious, and humans don't seem to have any qualms about eating "lesser" species, why shouldn't that logic be applied up the food chain, probably because they wouldn't like it and that it wouldn't be okay if some peoples dreams got squished, not that humans don't do that to each other daily.

>>13023831

Yeah, I heard about that case. Some asshole posing as a SRA agent raided Colllege campuses beating the everliving crap out of everyone "impure" with a cattle prod.

And I tell you, even though it only tickles for someone that weighs 400 more pounds and is packing 7 and half feet in height, smaller folks get it really hard.

My friend, as slime who is mostly water based got the tazer by a random thug and I was there. And we can't really do anything in self-defence without being sued and convicted due to all-human juries.

>>13023904
ah yes, all human juries, shouldn't they get to forming a system to patch in a true jury of our peers.

>>13023878

Lets just say that most of my race has rather sensitive relationships with harpies for example. That was eons ago prior any kind of civilization, but there is overbearing feel of rivalry.

Sort of what humans have amongst their own race, that slavery thing and all.

What is this? I mean, where is this from?

>>13023996

SRA, relatively new international organzation to handle supernatural and generally non-human individuals.

I am roughly 200 years old, roughly 20's in human years so I find it wierd that something just pops by and pull off stunts like these for better or worse.

>>13023996
This is a discussion of the pathetic organization known as the SRA. Their site is here, in case you want to take a look. I wouldn't know why.

And since you seem uneducated in these matters- I have NO idea how you'd be completely ignorant- have you heard of the C̢u̷̧lt ̷o͢͟f́̕ ́C͟'̢͏T͜͞h͘͡u̸̢lh̴u̴͘͘?

>>13024015
http://monsterlicenses.com/index.php

There's a link for you, ignorant one.

>>13024015

Roughly 1/6 of the world population is filled with supernaturals and other creatures, so its not so shocking if you happen to be one.

Trust me, there are societies that have their doomsday cults amongst all races and yours is no different.

Nothing too special, unique or interesting.

>>13024115
Wha... How DARE you insult the C͢͞u͘͟͜l̴̨̡t̨͡ ̧͡o҉̶͞͞f́͢͝͝ ̵͡C̕҉'̛͠͝T̡̢͜҉ḩ̨u̕͠ļ̕͜h̀͘u͡͞҉͝!̸̧̛͘͠ You'd best watch your back, I'm reporting this to the High Council in Rhy'Lyeh! Noone talks shit about the Ç̀͘͞ú̴̴̢ļ̧̛̛t̷͡͡!

Wait, we're namefaging now? Alright then. Kinda pissed off that I missed most of the thread, but things have been horrible at work. Ever since that dragon attacked HQ, we've had protests, counter protests, even fucking bombing attempts up here, not to mention the fact that they're farming out their work to us while they try to track down the father, work on helping the mother, and get the exact species of each of the eggs identified (that draconic 1 generation speciation thing makes it hard as hell without cracking the shell) so that they can put together prime incubation conditions.

Looks like we've got rumors all over the place again. Look, first off, anyone who doesn't know a damn thing about us, maybe take a look at the website: http://monsterlicenses.com/ It might help a bit.

And secondly, to clear the air a bit: We aren't part of any government. We're associated with the UN, but have since separated in order to avoid political ties for our work.

The SRA is here to help you, peroid. We don't have much of a say in the laws of the land, but we have worked to secure rights for as many supernaturals as possible. I know the whole 'No citizenship without registration' thing is BS, but it's for your own good. Registration doesn't only provide you with basic person hood, it also identifies you in the eyes of the law, and ensures basic rights that are needed in your specific case. Registration resolves issues like undeath and inheritance rights, immortality and retirement ages, genus loci and property rights. It's not so much about citizenship as it is about the police needing to wait until the sun is down to break in and search and criminal vampires home, for example (no registration, no record of being one of us. which means the humans don't know that it'll kill you to do).

>>13024164

We do sponsor hunter squads. This is part of what allows us to guarentee the rights that we do - most police forces and military won't hire Supernaturals, so they can't handle those of us that go rogue and try to blow up buildings or something. So when an SN commits a crime, it's our squads (which, btw are almost always at least 50% supernatural (same with our offices - the SRA is the world's leader in employing supernaturals). If a bunch of humans claim to be SRA, don't fucking listen to them unless they can provide credentials.) that find them and take them in - and the hunter squads only ever target those who commit crimes. We don't drag random SNs off the street and force them to register.

Finally, we work for greater supernatural rights. The fact that you can walk around and get jobs and not be lynched is thanks to our efforts. If everything goes well, one day, we won't even be needed, but for now, we try to keep things as peaceful between humans and us as we can, and make certain that things don't go to pot.

>>13024147

Human Leviathan, Sseth of Lamia same thing. World devouring godlike creature, we've seen this before.

Nothing personal, but we got so many doomsayers and cults that you couldn't even have a cup o' joe without bumping into one.

>>13024227
Yes, well... You... You're named after a chinese noodle!

>>13024173

Where you managed to get all those resources in such short amount of time? Considering that you've been around roughly same time as UN, so most SNs that have been around longer than both actually, so why sudden interest?

Trust me, considering that there are people willing to exploit our capabilities and sudden friendly interest is nothing but suspicious.

Who is the founder of RSA? Human, SN?

>>13024267

That is because we inspiration of the noodle. Duh. SNs are motivation and inspiration for human mythology, agriculture and couple other things.

>>13024339
Yes, yes, and the Outer Gods and Great Old Ones created all of you. Like that one manling said, they baked the biscuit of the universe, ate most of it, and left the crumbs to the rats. You're the rats.

Sidenote, this is pretty dead. Let's leave it for the next topic, rather than have two temporary namefags dick around for another 20 posts, muddling this shit's glory in the archives, da?

>>13024289
Well, first off, most supernatruals aren't that old. A lot of the big names are, but most of us only live as long as a human - shorter, in some cases (like the brownies and other small fairies). And it's been more than half a century - 60ish years since the SRA was formed. That's a long time to get cash, especially when you have backers among the supernatural community.

And read your history books, man. The SRA grew out of the UN's SRB after WW2, when supernaturals began fleeing various countries in the wake of the war ad the rising of the Curtain.

I don't really recall who the CEO (or whatever we have - nonprofit and all) is, I'm sorry to say. Like the namefag says, I'm just a clerk. I file things. He's a bit too far up the foodchain for me to pay attention to, and there's rarely any news about specific people so much as the organization itself, so it's not like the name hits the press that often.

>>13024373
Good idea. The thread's in autosage anyways. Archive it and let'er die?

>>13024463
Indeed. Shedding my namefaggery. Looks like it's already archived though. It's not totally up to date; does it automatically update, or does it have to manually be re-archived?

>>13024506

It archives from the moment its approved, rarely updated. Automatic n' all.