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    92 KB The Clockworks SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)20:18 No.13082227  
    You find a large clockwork device weighing several tons and covering an area of eighteen square meters, consisting of screw drives, belts, pulleys, gears, springs and other clockwork. It is incredibly complex, consisting of over eight million moving parts comprised mostly of tin and copper, with some wooden and cloth items observed.

    Observation and probing have showed no electronic assemblies or any form of power other than the “Mainspring” under the “Selection Panel”. Two large booths 3mx2.1mx2.1m (10ftx7ftx7ft) are connected via copper tubes to the main body, labeled “Intake” and “Output”. Between them is a copper panel with a large knob with a small arrow attached. The words Rough, Coarse, 1:1, Fine, and Very Fine are positioned at points around the knob. Below the knob is a large “key” that winds the “mainspring”.

    Tell me, adventurer, what do?
    >> αlpharius 12/08/10(Wed)20:21 No.13082254
    Contact the scp foundation, one of their devices seems to have escaped.

    Failing knowledge of scp, stick a deck of many things in and set the device to very fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:22 No.13082262
    rolled 93 = 93


    Check my pockets to see what I have on me at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:22 No.13082264
    Set knob to 1:1
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)20:25 No.13082287
    In the Output slot, you find a full deck of 52 playing cards, each effect being far more balanced, and less destructive to the world as a whole. The first card you draw has you fighting a 1 on 50 fight against level 2 goblin warriors. Success will grant you 10,000 GP and a permanant +2 enhancement bonus to intimidate checks against goblins and goblinoids.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)20:26 No.13082305
    You find a partially expended wand of inflict moderate wounds, and a bag of caltrops.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)20:26 No.13082312
    That was at
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:27 No.13082322
    Eh, set it to "Coarse" and stick that damn Lich's phylactery in there. Because fuck him that's why.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:28 No.13082334
    rolled 93 = 93


    Take the wand of inflict moderate wounds, change the setting to "1:1" if it hasn't been set already, place the wand into the input slot, then wind the key.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:28 No.13082335
    Set machine to Very fine, and insert a portable hole into it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:29 No.13082341
    Insert: Haggard

    Setting: Very Fine
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:29 No.13082342
    I'll set it to "Fine" and stick my katana in there. Maybe that damn sword will finally live up to the hype.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)20:29 No.13082343
    As you open the output, a raw surge of magic energy blasts forth dealing 5d10 points of negative energy damage to anyone in a 30' cone who fails a DC 20 reflex save.

    Inside, you find An uncut dark blue sapphire and several pounds of gold ore.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:30 No.13082349
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    A European longsword appears in the output booth.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:30 No.13082353
    Sounds like a mechanically overdesigned mill
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)20:32 No.13082381
    Portable BLACK hole
    The output is a partially charged wand of Alter Self
    Out comes a Cold Iron Katana
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:33 No.13082391
    Re-insert Portable Black hole, set to Course, and drop in a cat as well.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:33 No.13082392
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    I put my collection of 2e Exalted books in, set it to Very Fine. Take the results and repeat.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:33 No.13082399
    I place a physics textbook in the device and set it to "very fine."
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:35 No.13082411
    I go looking for that gender swapping rock instead.
    >> αlpharius 12/08/10(Wed)20:36 No.13082430
    I insert the book of vile darkness, setting, very fine.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)20:36 No.13082434
    D&D 3.5e trollface.jpg
    I kid, though. The end result actually appears to be a set of instructions not on how to run an Exalted RPG, but instead on how to gain the powers within for yourself.
    Inside you find a bag of holding with several chunks of fur, gobs of meat, and various fluids.
    Quantum Physics for Barbarians. A very through picture book describing the intricacies of subatomic particles.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:38 No.13082465
    Several of my favorite albums
    I set it to fine, and await my bastard amalgamation of music, glorious music.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:38 No.13082466
    Insert an arrow of total destruction, a minion, and a Lich's skull.

    Dont ask how I got the skull.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:39 No.13082474
    In before Neutral Milk Hotel.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)20:41 No.13082491
    Three separate tomes come out, each designed for a specific evil alignment. One on how to sew chaos while committing vile acts, one on how to commit evil indiscriminately, and one on how to rule with an iron fist. Each is vile beyond words and confers a +5 permanant effective caster level on an evil aligned cleric who reads the one of his appropriate allignment, in addition to the normal effects of the BoVD
    The output is an MP3 Player of unknown make and model. It responds to thought instead of physical command. The sound quality is impeccable.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:43 No.13082507
    I insert myself and all the books on hermetic magic I can find - setting "Very Fine".
    >> αlpharius 12/08/10(Wed)20:43 No.13082508
    Reinsert the 3 tomes, again set to very fine.
    Lets see how far this can go.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:43 No.13082512
    I insert a coipy of H. G. Wells's "The Time Machine" and Rush's "2112" album. Set to Very Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:44 No.13082513
    For which?

    D&D 3.5 with Diablo campaign basis.
    Yes, I am a necromancer.
    My DM is pretty awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:45 No.13082522
    no, keep the last two and re-insert only the first...
    >> αlpharius 12/08/10(Wed)20:45 No.13082523
    As in what do you set the machine too, it has 5 settings.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:45 No.13082525
    He's asking what the knob is set to genius
    >> αlpharius 12/08/10(Wed)20:45 No.13082531
    I meant individually, I should have specified.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:45 No.13082534
    Lets go with...
    Very fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:46 No.13082541
    Get a blank textbook, scribble "Instructions on how to make this machine work on itself" on the cover, set it to Very Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:46 No.13082543
    Turn the input booth inside out, set to very fine
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)20:49 No.13082566
    I meant on the machine.
    A time machine that functions only to take the user to the year 2112 and back again. It can comfortably seat four and looks like a clockwork Delorean.
    You become a completely insane magic spamming creature of mass destruction. Will save DC 50 or attack anything in sight.
    Several more books come out of the output, but before you can examine them, Vecna, Erythnul, and Hextor teleport in, state that these are relevant to their interests and that you can have them when they're done, but that they each owe you a favor for making these.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:50 No.13082572
    Everything went better than expected! Someone make me a map to mexico, before I obliterate you!

    I insert my penis, setting, very fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:50 No.13082573
    stick my dick in it!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:50 No.13082576
    Put turd in, set to rough
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:50 No.13082580
    I insert a cat, a scroll of teleportation, and a book on theoretical science. I turn the setting to Very Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:50 No.13082582
    Toss in a crappy sword and turn it up to very fine. Experimentation shall be the key here.

    And since I know what this is I get a sword that can cut down mountains and kill gods.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:51 No.13082594
    Insert a bar of gold bullion. Very fine.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)20:53 No.13082616
    Well then, a sentient, loyal skull that can use Disintegrate at will and can speak common, abyssal, and infernal. It also Doesn't. Stop. Talking. Ever.

    A small note reading, in every language "Nice Try" oddly, only one sentence is written, but it can be understood so long as the reader understands a language.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:54 No.13082633
    I keep the skull.

    And take the book, write" the inventor of the machines name" down, and post a picture of his skull.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:55 No.13082637
    I put in FATAL, set to Very Rough
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:55 No.13082639
    I insert our Party's Halfling, and set it to Very Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:55 No.13082641
    Insert a copy of Half-Life 2.

    Set it to Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:55 No.13082643
    Holy shit, it's Bob from The Dresden Files.
    I place the Dresden Files RPG handbook, set to Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:56 No.13082652
    get off of 4chan Paul. You know your girlfriend hates it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:56 No.13082655
    Get 5 GP. One each on each setting.
    >> αlpharius 12/08/10(Wed)20:56 No.13082661
    I'm owed a favour by evil deities? Well this could prove useful :D
    >> Magus O'Grady 12/08/10(Wed)20:57 No.13082662
    I insert my collection of every Popular Mechanics magazine from between 1992 and 1998 (i'm a bit of a pack rat. Sue me.), my copy of Traveller rulebooks (Mongoose publishing), my spare laptop, an iPod touch, and my copy of the entire book sets for Shadowrun Second and Third edition, and a CD containing blueprints for the ultimate MMORPG I designed but will never be able to finance. I set the dial to Ultra Fine.

    If you're going to do something, do it big.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:57 No.13082666
    >Receive Episode 3
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:58 No.13082676
    The thing breaks.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:58 No.13082677
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    I insert myself and the Touhou plushes to the left, set to Very Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:59 No.13082680
    Recieve copy of Halo: Combat Evolved
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)20:59 No.13082686

    Please forgive my slowness.

    Dickmind. The door needs to close for it to work.

    The food it used to be, but it tastes like shit, literally.
    What is with you people and putting cats in it?
    Regardless, you out comes a Rakshasa or whatever the hell they're called. It has an int of 25 and can use Teleport Without Error at will.

    The sword has a number of buttons on its hilt. On closer inspection the words "Vorpal" "Keen" "Dancing" "Haste" and "+5" can all be seen. When one button is pressed, any previously pushed button resets. The sword takes on the property of the button pushed.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:00 No.13082693
    I insert my computer and my car, set to Very Fine.
    >> clockwork, you say..... Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:00 No.13082695
    I pour in 5 litres of degreaser, and a bag of sand, and set the setting to "coarse".

    I listen for the result...
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:00 No.13082696
    Just once I'd like to see an SCP artifact that's easily destructible and needs an external power source.

    Oh well, I put in a 3.5 PHB and a 4e PHB, set to Fine. Stand back.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:00 No.13082704
    God damn it! Where's my Schrodinger's cat?!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:02 No.13082715
    That would mean that the writer doesn't get to masturbate over how awesome and powerful their creation is, so it will never happen.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:02 No.13082720
    put in a copy of "The Lusty Argonian Maid" and a dragon scale and set it to very fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:02 No.13082723
    No response for the query of rough, so I'll assume it did nothing. So I put in a turd, and set to very fine
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:02 No.13082726
    Insert 5 standard ballpoint pens, one in each setting.

    Then take the result of the Very Fine setting and put it through Very Fine again, just for kicks.

    Alternatively, place SCP-682 into the machine and set it to Very Fine, enjoy end of all life in the universe.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:03 No.13082727
    One box of one hundred frictionless ball bearings.
    The box is ordinary cardboard.
    Set to Rough.

    Then a bundle of three carrots and set to fine without taking the result out of the other end and try it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:03 No.13082728

    I'm pretty sure there are lots of those. There are plenty of non-threatening SCPs that don't have any particular immunities. Like the vending machine, drink machine, etc.

    Nobody's bothered destroying them because they're fun, useful, and don't hurt anyone unless misused.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:03 No.13082735
    3 kegs of my finest ale.
    One set to rough, one to 1:1 and one to very fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:04 No.13082745
    This time, I insert myself and all those magic books on 'fine'. And a book on psychotherapy.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:04 No.13082747

    I would love to have the ball of clay that makes clay armies that fight.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:05 No.13082758
    Put in FATAL rulebook and a bulls' penis.
    Set to Rough.
    Run like hell.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:06 No.13082770
    ...Roll for anal circumference.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:06 No.13082771
    A bar of an unknown metal. When forged into a weapon, it channels the user's alignment into its damage for the purposes of overcoming damage reduction and takes to magic exceptionally well. Any enchantments placed upon the weapon cost half as much exp for the caster of the spell. The same property applies to armor forged from it, though, instead of giving a damage type of chaos, (for example) it would give damage reduction 5/law

    The word "Unknown" and an accurate depiction, down to the last detail, of the skull of the tarrasque.

    Literal shit

    Psychotic murderous inch tall thing. Still as strong as the halfling was.
    Episode 3
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:09 No.13082795
    Insert bag of holding filled with +1 Masterwork daggers, forged from a wall of Iron. Set to fine.

    Insert PunPun.
    Set to Very Rough.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:10 No.13082811
    The next, unreleased edition of Dresden Files
    Gold ore
    Refined, but not shaped gold
    50 silver pieces
    5 platinum pieces
    5 pieces of unknown but extremely shiny metal
    Several small chips that, when placed at the base of the neck, impart all the knowledge of a new, innovative RPG that /tg/ can't get in an edition war over that combines steampunk, fantasy, scifi, grimdark, and nobelbright into one neat package.
    You are now a psychotic bullet hell monster.
    With 1 hit point.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:13 No.13082836
    Insert Episode 3. Set to Very Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:14 No.13082849
    >>13082811 I repeat >>13082677 , except set to Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:14 No.13082851
    half life 3
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:15 No.13082862
    Insert Half-Life 3. Set to Very Fine.

    Still waiting on something that isn't shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:16 No.13082870
    I put in myself and the Bible, the Koran, all of Buddha's surviving teachings, the Torah, some of the Mayan writings and some Aztech engravings. And all the fragments currently believed to be from the Lance of Longinus. Maybe a copy of the Satanic Bible, just in case.

    Very fine.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:16 No.13082873
    Light Cycle

    Jars containing whatever the hell degreaser is made of and silicon. This thing can process artifacts. It will not be done in by sand.
    A new edition of MAID RPG, but for furries.
    D&D 5e
    >Raw Pen Components
    >Pen Components
    Mechanical Pencil
    Pen that never runs out of ink
    Pen that writes for you by thought.
    >Pen that thinks for you


    A box of delicious, frictionless carrots. Each one gives you a full daily dose of iron.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:16 No.13082874
    a gold piece and a formal letter of apology from Gabe
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:18 No.13082895
    >Insert Episode 3. Set to Very Fine.

    You get a DVD box titled "Duke Nukem Forever: Designer's cut"

    Opening the box, the DVD istelf is a cutout circle of card marked "coming soon!"
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:19 No.13082906
    I insert a shelf of female anime figurines. Set to Very Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:20 No.13082917
    A copy of BESM and an image of Haruhi. Set to Very Fine.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:22 No.13082951
    >Raw Ale Stuff
    1 keg fine elven wine
    1 keg unknown ale. Strong as fuck. DC30 fort or pass out till tomorrow.
    Slightly less psychotic now, but, you're also psychic.
    An intelligent bull who only knows how to play FATAL. He finds you. Roll for anal circumference.

    Each dagger has a separate magical enchantment on it. Dancing, Keen, Returning, etc.
    Gary Gygax steps out of the output and asks what the fuck he's doing there.

    Half Life 3
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:24 No.13082970
    put in every pokémon game edition and set it to very fine
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:24 No.13082974
    As much of a sectioned horse as I can fit, run it through coarse several times, then quickly jam a rabbit in and set it to Very Fine.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:28 No.13083020
    Less bullets, less crazy, you are also a little girl.

    Were you hoping to become Cthulhu? Because you're Cthulhu.

    You BOTH get a specific Haruhi Suzumiya RPG complete with animate miniatures that talk only in moonspeak. They're still made of plastic, before you ask, you sick fuck. The cloths don't come off.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:28 No.13083023
    You receive a copy of the complete series of "Beyblade"
    A rabbit eared horse leaps out. It's got white fur, more muscle than a belgian blue and is leaping 40 feet into the air. The last you see of it is the gigantic pile of hyper-pressurised horseshit coming toward you as it leaps overhead - and off to adventure.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:29 No.13083042
    Hey guys:
    Just as a note to anyone wanting to put themselves or anything organic into the machine and change the settings to Fine/Very Fine

    >From the SCP Foundation records of SCP-914

    Input: Subject D-187, male Caucasian, 28 years old, 63kg, 173cm tall. (setting: Very Fine)

    Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject escaped from test chamber, killing eight guards as well as Dr.███ and Dr.███████. Lockdown initiated. Subject causes containment failure of three SCP areas in continued escape attempt. Special response team engages subject, resulting in severe wounding of subject, partial memory loss in special response team members and corrosive damage to plumbing. Subject expired several hours later, dissolving into blue ash and blinding nearby research team.

    Biological testing with SCP-914 discontinued.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:30 No.13083052
    Pokemon Rainbow Version. It contains 1,358,135 different pokemon, has 120 gyms.
    Rabbitaur. It's a centaur, except with a rabbit instead of a human. It also wants you dead.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:30 No.13083056

    I was hoping more for ascension.
    Okay, I jam myself back in, 'very fine'.

    Maybe with a copy of the internet for dummies. And some broccoli. And a moon rock.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:31 No.13083062
    Insert a box of 10,000 Common black cards from mtg.
    Each card is terror, except for one, which is a Hypnotic specter.

    And I put in my cat.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:32 No.13083067
    Very fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:32 No.13083069
    Aww, I was gonna put a bucket of mantis shrimp and tardigrades in.
    Along with a goodly chunk of diamonds and an electric eel.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:33 No.13083080
    You become /b/.

    Nothing happens. Pick a setting.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:33 No.13083085
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:34 No.13083096
    You get a cat that is both playing Magic the Gathering and not playing Magic the Gathering at the same time.
    >> Enginseer Kirk !!kVeclOBrFLY 12/08/10(Wed)21:35 No.13083102
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    rolled 84 = 84

    Well, I'm a steampunk fetishist.
    That means...
    die of one thousand anal orgasms in a row, is why, if my yarbles last. Some other adventurer will do
    Pic related, clockwork
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:35 No.13083106
    The female populace of a local slutty university.

    Take five university populations, place them in on EAHC setting, then combine all five in there and put it on 'very fine'.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:36 No.13083120
    i insert this thread, set it to fine.

    i insert the alphabet, set it to rought

    hmmm.. what would be interesting to see in 1:1....

    i insert the dvds of star wars 1 trhu 6, set to 1:1
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:38 No.13083134

    Posted on /tg/ is "SCP-Quest"
    A few jars of ink and some paper
    Lord of the Rings 1-3
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:39 No.13083155
    i put in a yoshi egg and set it to fine
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:40 No.13083168
    Yoshi Omelette
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:40 No.13083169
    Three dead lizards, a copy of animal crossing, a bottle of Ritalin, and a golden ring set with a sapphire.
    1:1 then Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:41 No.13083171

    A collection of books on magic from every culture in the world, and a copy of William Gibson's Zero History.

    Setting: Very Fine
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:41 No.13083174
    I put in myself, a stuffed krystal plushie, and the latest edition each of a psychology and neuroscience textbook.

    Set to 1:1

    >please let me understand the psyche behind the furry fetish. Please, oh pretty please.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:42 No.13083191
    I put in myself, with my dick jammed into a cat.

    Setting 1:1
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:42 No.13083193
    this actualy sounds interesting if it werent for its death.

    what was the chinese description of a dragon? a rabbit for the eyes, a snake for the body, a oyster for the belly, a eagle for its claws and flight, a salmon for its tail and a human for its brain. i think thats all of it.

    set it to fine.

    again, to 1:1

    and lastly again, to very fine
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:44 No.13083221
    sorry, i mean that the combination for each setting, not continuous mix.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:44 No.13083222
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    I put in the reversing mirror
    set to 1:1
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:44 No.13083227
    A living lizard made of gold and sapphire. it seems to have ADD
    A super kindle with all those books, and every fantasy book ever written on it
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:45 No.13083229
    put in a darksteel ingot and a baby yoshi set it to very fine
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:46 No.13083244
    One pair of prescpirtion sunglasses, Fine

    One pair of Sunglasses, Very Fine

    One Pocket Watch, coarse, then the results on Very Fine
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:46 No.13083249
    I put in a 3.5 PHB and a 4e PHB, set to Fine. Stand back.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:47 No.13083260
    i wonder if it follows instructions.

    insert a table clock, set it to rought.

    pick the pieces, insert them and add a piece of paper saying "wall clock", set it to fine.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:48 No.13083269
    You come out realizing you read Animorphs too much as a child.

    >>13083067, but with more cat sex.

    THe output is the Third Arm Sash

    Chinese MECHA dragon.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:48 No.13083279
    I place in my boots and set it to 'very fine'.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:49 No.13083284
    Put in my broken headphones, 1:1.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:49 No.13083285
    A scale model of the statue of liberty made of chewing gum and a chunk of uranium.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:50 No.13083297
    Dissapointed with the OP's understanding of the SCP and his replies I throw him in and set it to 1:1

    Results in a very confused neckbeard
    >> Shakomatic !wbFARAOuZ6 12/08/10(Wed)21:50 No.13083303
    find largest open hole

    put dick in it and fuck the shit out of that machin in order to offend the machine spirit
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:50 No.13083310
    Psychotic murderous Yoshi Golem
    A pair of extremely comfortable prescription contacts that allow you to see comfortably in bright light
    A pair of glasses that allow you to see, not just well in light, but also pitch blackness.
    A small, clockwork bird that flies under its own power

    an alarm clock
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:51 No.13083321
    I set it to very fine and jump in with a telephone shoved up my arse while howling the Swedish national anthem.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:53 No.13083342
    A grandfather clock, thirty pounds of quartz, four ravens, three finger sized pieces of jade, three of adamantine, and three of mithral.
    Set it to rough, fine, coarse, and very fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:53 No.13083346
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    This, set to Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:53 No.13083348
    put in a container of Giga Pudding and a purity seal set it to very fine
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:55 No.13083365
    Ocarina of Time Hover Boots

    Broken earbud headphones

    A scale model of the Sphynx made out of modeling clay and plutonium
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:55 No.13083369
    Take a deep breath and exhale into the machine.
    Very Fine
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:56 No.13083389
    A copy of Steel Battalion, complete with controller and Xbox. fine setting
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:57 No.13083392
    A map of the Solar System with seventeen Gas Giants, 85 rocky planets, over a thousand rocky moons, and six extra asteroid belts added. 35 Worlds are depicted as capable of supporting life.

    One copy gets run through per setting, let's see how much reality this thing can alter.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:57 No.13083394
    A bar of unknown metal, shot through with many colours. It's immune to heat, and seems to float to the ground when thrown - very, very slowly. It.. pulses, slightly, and is warm to the touch.
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:57 No.13083400
    Biological things are done
    Psychotic cuckoo clock made out of thirty seven precious metals
    Functional, but only works for Magic the Gathering
    Pudding Angel
    >> SCP Dungeon 12/08/10(Wed)21:58 No.13083420
    Ok guys, I'm out. I have some studying to do. Someone can take up the mantle for me, or you can start answering the guy above you's.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:59 No.13083431
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:00 No.13083445
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:00 No.13083454
    Non-alcoholic Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:01 No.13083468
    Rough: A pile of shredded wood pulp, metals and water.
    Coarse: Paper and ink in a jar.
    1:1: A copy of the game map of Galactic Civilisations 2
    Fine: A map, the same as before, but with zoom functions, the ability to rotate around these fictional bodies and examine them.
    Very fine: THe same as fine, except it only shows the solar system as is. A small menu opens up in one corner, allowing you to 'place' new objects.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:02 No.13083475
    >insert SCP-343 (otherwise known as God, an omnipotent and benevolent man) and set to Very Fine
    >insert SCP-682 and set to Rough to see if we can finally kill the fucking thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:02 No.13083479

    35 Worlds are shown as SUPPORTING life, derp. all rocky planets and moons are earth/Venus/mars sized and have very thin atmosphere. There are literally thousands of moons and planetoids that are too small to be terraformed present
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:02 No.13083485
    A burst of incredibly fresh air. One breath of the stuff and.. your urge to breathe leaves you for about an hour.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:05 No.13083531
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    >third arm sash
    >confused for 1D4 rounds
    ...game on SCP#???, lets try the Rio Reverso!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:06 No.13083535
    All you can see of what comes out is an incredibly bright light that burns your eyes out, but you feel no pain. In fact, it's the most pleasurable experience you have ever been fortunate enough to live through.

    A pile of gore. However, it quickly reforms into 682 and begins to atomize everything in its path. Eventually destroys the world. Nice job breaking it, hero.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:08 No.13083566
    Put in a Helm of Opposite Alignment, set to fine

    Put in a Girdle of Femininity, set to very fine
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:09 No.13083572
    Large amount of hydrogen.
    Very Rough x 10
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:09 No.13083573
    Eye of Dashi.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:09 No.13083578
    What the fuck is the girdle?

    The helm just turns you, and everyone who fails a will save within a kilometre to the opposite alignment.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:10 No.13083601
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:11 No.13083617
    I'd say same as >>13083578 replacing "alignment" with "gender"
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:12 No.13083618
    Unconnected neutrons and ions. Good job.
    Doesn't change your actual gender - it just makes you, and everyone else on the same celestial body THINK they're the opposite gender, and of the opposite personality. Baptist preachers become sassy black women, for example.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:13 No.13083637
    >Unconnected neutrons and ions
    Very Rough please.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:15 No.13083678
    Insert F.A.T.A.L. Very fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:16 No.13083681
    aw, lame.
    shoot lightning into it. very fine!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:16 No.13083682
    Quarks then.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:16 No.13083692
    Very Rough please.
    >> SCP Dungeon Guy 2 12/08/10(Wed)22:16 No.13083696

    You can't do that, because the door has to be closed.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:17 No.13083702
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:17 No.13083708
    one long string.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:18 No.13083720
    /d/ emerges in all it's terrible, horrifying glory. Roll for kidney-hole circumference. It already knows your anal.
    >> SCP Dungeon Guy 2 12/08/10(Wed)22:18 No.13083726

    The output is empty. Your input appears to have disappeared.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:20 No.13083743
    how do i open it?
    >> SCP Dungeon Guy 2 12/08/10(Wed)22:21 No.13083758

    Using the handle, dummy.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:21 No.13083760
    Very Rough. Science must know!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:21 No.13083764
    One Thunder Stone. As in what evolves Pikachu into Raichu. Very fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:22 No.13083767
    A flicker of.. something. And then it is gone, off to create a new universe.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:23 No.13083775
    A clear stone with what looks like a lightning storm brewing within. Reaching in to grab it, it disappears as soon as you touch it.. but your hand seems to be sprouting yellow fur..
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:23 No.13083778
    Okay. I'm satisfied.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:23 No.13083789
    uh, okay. I open it, THEN shoot lightning into it. set on very fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:24 No.13083795
    Now each of the other Evolution stones: Fire, Water, Leaf, Moon, Sun, Dusk, Dawn, and Shiny.
    Very Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:25 No.13083806
    One at a time, of course.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:26 No.13083820

    Fire: Red and scaly.
    Water: You feel yourself contracting until.. wait, what the fuck? Since when did you see from your chest, and have a limb where your head was?

    I've never heard of the others.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:29 No.13083860
    A full suit of armor and broad sword sculpted out of coal. very fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:31 No.13083882
    A bizarrely crafted suit of a thousand penises, flanged and tentacle like, each made of some bizarre and extremely light crystal. It seems heavy, but when worn actually makes you light enough to float down from any height. The sword is gone, but is now incorporated into the suit - on the underside of the left forearm, pointing backwards. A small "LA" logo can be found on the groin.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:31 No.13083885
    The suit is now diamonds. Diamond, rather. Same with the sword. Enchanted and blessed and vorpal and everything that a Mary Sue would wear.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:35 No.13083939
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:35 No.13083941
    Both an ice cube and a lit candle, set to very fine
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:36 No.13083959
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    perfect for my collection!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:36 No.13083960
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:38 No.13083984
    Aww.... ok then, try again and set to fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:38 No.13083992
    a human soul in a zip-lock bag. 1:1
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:39 No.13084004
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/08/10(Wed)22:39 No.13084008
    A living plastic monkey of average human intelligence
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:41 No.13084030
    Everburning fire, made of ice.
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/08/10(Wed)22:42 No.13084042
    money, estrogen, and a padlock around the soulbag need to be added for oprah
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:43 No.13084048
    A human.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:43 No.13084049
    SCP-055, at very fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:47 No.13084089
    Guys, I'm bored. Let's go get poptarts.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:47 No.13084092
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:49 No.13084120
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:49 No.13084128
    which one was that?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:52 No.13084153
    Uh... can't remember. Just check the site.

    [It's the self-keeping secret, the Anti-meme. No one can remember anything about it.]
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:53 No.13084163
    No, it isn't. They only know that which it is not about it. It's not a sphere, they know that. Or an anti-meme
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:57 No.13084206
    what were we talking about?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:00 No.13084240
    I'm... not sure. Can't remember for the life of me.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:04 No.13084279
    Woot, new equipment.

    A pair of masterwork adamantine manacles, and a set of studded leather armor with armor spikes.

    Both set to Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:26 No.13084517
    poptarts and soda pop.

    very fine.
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/08/10(Wed)23:27 No.13084537
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/08/10(Wed)23:29 No.13084564
    An adamintine golem designed as a Jailer
    Full leather bondage gear +10 to AC
    alternatively Rootbeer flavored pop-tarts
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:33 No.13084605
    What do I do? Get killed by MTF Ω-7
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/08/10(Wed)23:37 No.13084634
    I'll continue where OP left off if anyone's interested.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:40 No.13084663
    Urinate on it.

    Gets me through many a campaign.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 12/08/10(Wed)23:49 No.13084751
    I put 1 Sharpie brand permanent marker into the Input booth, and set the knob to "Very Fine".
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/08/10(Wed)23:52 No.13084787
    A can of sharpie brand spay-paint along with graffiti stencils suited to you liking.
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/08/10(Wed)23:54 No.13084813
    sorry misread very fine as fine

    A being made of pure ink animated by the souls of Graffiti and notetaking looks like something banksy would paint while on ACID
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:59 No.13084871
    I put in, the corpse of rasputin, an unused lich's phylactery, and the will to dominate all life. put the setting on very fine, and wind the key!
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/09/10(Thu)00:02 No.13084898
    Vecna/Acerack hybrid
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:03 No.13084910
    say hello to darkseid!
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/09/10(Thu)00:04 No.13084912
    But tripping balls from their latent madness's clashing
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/09/10(Thu)00:04 No.13084927
    Put him in choose a setting.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:06 No.13084940
    lets work with abstracts?

    i put prudence and set it to 1:1
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/09/10(Thu)00:07 No.13084957
    Ms. manners and her collected works.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:08 No.13084966
    I place a bag of holding and a portable hole in the intake, and set the machine to Very Fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:10 No.13084983
    a piece of paper with the a simple crude method of killing SCP-682

    and set it to very fine

    >God I hate that lizard its damn near a mary sue with the way writers treat it now
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/09/10(Thu)00:10 No.13084984
    A githzreai and A githyanki locked in Mortal Kombat

    >suddenly delfrigh
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:10 No.13084985
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    Set machine to Very Fine and somehow fit myself in. See what happens. I have a good feeling about this.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 12/09/10(Thu)00:11 No.13084989
    I put my wife in and set it to "Fine".
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/09/10(Thu)00:14 No.13085022
    A book of ways to kill said lizard with probability of them working written next to them most a low prop
    Dr. Manhattan as a SPESS MARINE
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:14 No.13085033
    I put the book back in and set it to very fine again
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/09/10(Thu)00:16 No.13085052
    Your mom except smoking hot

    >justifying rondolty
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:17 No.13085060
    >Get a blank textbook, scribble "Instructions on how to make this machine work on itself" on the cover, set it to Very Fine.

    Name: Dr. Gears
    Total number of objects: Three (3) copies of all documentation, photographs, and test logs accumulated in relation to SCP-914.

    Input: One (1) Copy of SCP-914 documentation
    Setting: 1:1
    Output: Folder containing all previously entered documents, arranged in chronological order.

    Input: One (1) Copy of SCP-914 documentation
    Setting: Fine
    Output: Hard-bound book containing 400 pages. No diagrams, photos, or other visual aids of any kind are included. The pages appear to be solid black, but microscopic examination shows each page to be covered in approximately twenty thousand characters. The text has no correlation with any known writing style, and is not in a linear format, with "sentences" constructed from individual characters spread out between many pages. Each sentence requires a exceedingly complex formula to decode, with each formula unique to each sentence. (Note: Current decoding work has resulted in two partially translated sentences after 225 work-hours. Item appears to be a record of the internal structure of SCP-914)

    Input: One (1) Copy of SCP-914 documentation
    Setting: Very Fine
    Output: Single sheet of paper. Weight is exactly the same as the entered documentation. The sheet appears to be be a single page from the entered SCP-914 documentation, however when flipped over to the right, the reverse side is the following page in sequence. When flipped over to the left, the opposite side is the preceding page in sequence. No new documentation is included, however this item is significantly easier to store, if more time consuming to browse.

    (Memo from General ████████: It's screwing with us, you know that right? I don't CARE if it's been proven that it has no self-awareness, this thing is LAUGHING at us!)
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:18 No.13085072
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    >Dr. Manhattan as a SPESS MARINE
    I like to have scientific discussions, for the emperor.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 12/09/10(Thu)00:19 No.13085079
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    >mfw I'm okay with this.

    I put in the Blood Angels Codex and set the knob to "Rough".
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:21 No.13085096
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    >my face when it's thirty minutes to midnight, I was about to finally go a day without a fucking Freud reference.
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/09/10(Thu)00:23 No.13085120
    a small tree, bottles of ink ingredients, and two chunks of brain one from a writer one from an artist.

    >space eascaph
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 12/09/10(Thu)00:28 No.13085165
    I take the two brain halves, and insert them along with the following items:
    Water: 35 Liters. Carbon: 20 Kg. Ammonia: 4 Liters. Lime: 1.5 Kg. Phosphorus: 800 g. Salt: 250 g. Saltpeter: 100 g. Sulfur: 80 g. Fluorine: 7.5 g. Iron: 5g. Silicon: 3 g. And 15 other elements in small quantities.
    Set the knob to 1:1
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:29 No.13085170
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    >Your face when
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/09/10(Thu)00:31 No.13085193
    mangled semblance of a human body

    >Rentrou two
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:34 No.13085220
    Oddly enough, I was watching FMA as you posted that
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:40 No.13085275
    i have a pair of scissors
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)01:21 No.13085681
    scp-000 set to 1:1

    then 000 again to very fine
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/09/10(Thu)02:00 No.13086068
    You should know I have exactly no clue wtf that is.

    >Plares Judgment

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