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    171 KB Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:29 No.13132618  
    Oglaf has the best item ideas.

    Does she browse /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:30 No.13132628
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    I kinda wanted to see the little bugger all grown up
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:31 No.13132632
    >Lizard of Guilt
    Confiermed as my next DMC's familiar
    Did not know it was a "she"
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:31 No.13132634
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:31 No.13132637
    I didn't see her post yet, but she might be lurking.
    Btw: this is about 3rd thread about Oglaf update. You won't find old ones, mods deletes them on sight. Despite being SFW this time.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:32 No.13132646
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    How will he explain the "Eat shit! Love, assassins" message.
    >> Drunkfag 12/13/10(Mon)00:33 No.13132653
    I support the piece of chalk. It should be a legendary item.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:34 No.13132658
    rolled 6, 6, 1, 1, 2 = 16

    Closer to 6th. The first few 404d naturally. Then either someone started reporting them or the mod felt that oglaf was being spammed, which I tend to agree with. We don't need that many threads about the same update.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:34 No.13132660
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    Okay then we will turn this thread into a discussion about weird items.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:35 No.13132673
    That arrow reminds me of the glowly ball thing from Men In Black. The one that caused the New York Blackout.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:36 No.13132677
    She's around in the same way Jessica Elwood is.
    >> Drunkfag 12/13/10(Mon)00:36 No.13132679
    This was an exceptionally good update.

    Sure beats a one-off dick joke.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:36 No.13132684
    Second, I need some for my Ghostbusters campaign. Anyone have items that might involve ghosts or hauntings?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:37 No.13132690
    rolled 3, 3, 4, 3, 5 = 18

    I'll have to agree with you there. Really liked this one.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:38 No.13132698
    Oscar Peterson's haunted piano.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:38 No.13132703

    Poor Ivan, he was gonna get laid too.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:40 No.13132718
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:40 No.13132720
    Yo-Yo Ma's cello
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:40 No.13132721
    btw: Unsounded updated. And it looks like shit just got real!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:41 No.13132724
    Don't drop it.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:41 No.13132726
    You have to catch it.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:41 No.13132728

    But.....he isn't dead.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:41 No.13132733
    Gotta rip it outta whatever it buried itself in, then place it down gently on a surface.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:42 No.13132741
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:42 No.13132742
    Then make him dead.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:45 No.13132770

    Staff of Penis Alteration.

    Randomly changes your penis in some way, shape or form. Could be as simple as making it bigger or smaller, to giving you a circumcision or turning into the penis of another creature.....any creature.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:47 No.13132790
    Protective cup of sexual magnetism

    This athletic cup makes the wearer irresistible to both genders. This ability only functions while the cup is worn properly on the dick. Once removed, the wearer becomes disgusting and detestable to others for 24 hours
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:49 No.13132813
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:50 No.13132821

    What would happen if the penis you received was from a creature that was much much larger then you. I'm thinking along the lines of an Ancient Red Dragon or something.

    Does the Tarrasque have a gender?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:51 No.13132823
    >or turning into the penis of another creature.....any creature.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:51 No.13132827
    Finger of fate
    A ring that displaces any finger placed into it to the most convenient place possible, like a button or a trigger. However the user loses the finger.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:52 No.13132840
    >Finger of Fate
    >Ring of Regeneration
    >The world at your fingertips
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:53 No.13132844
    Essentially acts as a crippling 10 use get out of jail card.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:54 No.13132853
    How do you hold it to put your finger in with only one finger left?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:54 No.13132854
    Potion of Tounges

    There is a potion that makes one able to speak and understand any language he comes into contact with.
    This is not that potion.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:54 No.13132861
    Good thing I always carry around this bag of severed fingers.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:55 No.13132866
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:58 No.13132886
    Fine, only accepts living, unaltered fingers. No penises either.
    >> cptkirkcobain !j.OoiTlVrk 12/13/10(Mon)00:58 No.13132888
    Staff of the perplexed

    A staff that always works perfectly for whatever use you may have for it, however whenever wielding it, you fail to understand how to use it
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)00:59 No.13132906
    I like this thread, bump
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:02 No.13132926
    As I recall there's only ever one Terrasque, so... maybe?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:06 No.13132960
    Pumpkin of Protection.

    When carried under one arm, this magical pumpkin grants all of the benefits of a +4 large shield.

    The pumpkin can be carved, and a candle placed inside, allowing it to function as a hooded lantern.

    The pumpkin rots after six days, becoming useless, but leaving behind a seed that can be planted to grow into a new pumpkin of protection. The seed requires fertile soil, water, and sunlight to grow. If none of these requirements are met, it remains a seed. Seed growth takes 1d4+4 hours. Casting Plant Growth on the seed halves its growing time.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:08 No.13132972
    So someone else has to tell you what to do with it?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:10 No.13132985
    Disarm opponent. Toss staff to unarmed opponent.

    Pinata party.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:12 No.13133010
    So much for getting an eleventh use out of it.

    Wait, does it matter whose fingers they are?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:14 No.13133036
    Can I use an animal's fingers?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:15 No.13133037
    Can I cut a hole in the bottom and wear it over my head as a helmet?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:16 No.13133043
    If you accidentally swallow it and it gets stuck in your colon... (or if you shove it up there yourself, I suppose...) will it displace your poop into these convenient locations? Say... onto the enemy or into his mouth?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:16 No.13133047
    that one guard got disarmed
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:18 No.13133066
    doesn't stop the ring of regeneration.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:20 No.13133080
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    "hey mystical shopkeep, we know how it works. show us the r e a l magical items you have."
    "uhhh, yes, sure. well, here I have a uhhm highly magical rope. rumors say the great hero brian the reckless used it to tie his beaten enemies."
    "awesome we take it"
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:20 No.13133082
    Wand of Spell Turning

    When activated, it announces "Turning: T-U-R-N-I-N-G, Turning."
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:23 No.13133105
    That was like, THREE Oglaf comics in a row where it was just "thereisnojoke.jpg"
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:24 No.13133113
    It took me a second to get that, that's amazing
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:24 No.13133120
    Uhh, are you clicking on the epilogues?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:27 No.13133135
    >rope of hardons
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:29 No.13133159
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:31 No.13133173
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:31 No.13133174
    I... really don't get this one. It seems more like the Arrow of Randomly Teleporting Into Shit So As To Cause Regret
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:34 No.13133202

    I bet he regrets picking it up.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:37 No.13133238
    That doesn't make any fucking sense at all.
    What is he regretting? Dropping the arrow?
    Isn't it more like the Arrow of Teleporting So As To Kill Things Just To Fuck You Over? This is such a fucking terrible webcomic.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:38 No.13133245
    >>It seems more like the Arrow of Randomly Teleporting Into Shit So As To Cause Regret

    What do you think "Arrow of Regret" meant? "Arrow that, when fired, will feel really really bad about killing whoever and/or missing entirely?"

    'Sides, that's why he let it go straight down over a block of wood. How could he possibly regret dropping it where it couldn't do any harm?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:38 No.13133246
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:39 No.13133255
    It makes the person who's killed regret, not the dropper.

    As to why it keeps fucking teleporting around - who knows. Fucking bastard arrow.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:41 No.13133275
    Then call it the Teleporting Arrow of Regret, or something.
    Why is this webcomic funny, again?
    >> An0nymous !jlINFOPtcw 12/13/10(Mon)01:42 No.13133280
    rolled 29896 = 29896



    If there was anything that deserves to be a meme.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:42 No.13133281
    Cuz people get tortured, maimed, raped, and murdered. LOL did you see that girl dying? Its funny because her cute body didn't save her in the end!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:42 No.13133285
    Actually it seems to do both.

    It hits targets who have something to lose, but ALSO if you miss/hit something inanimate it causes the person who fires/drops/etc the arrow regret doing so.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:43 No.13133290
    This author doesn't seem to have a good grasp on magic, despite writing a fantasy webcomic. They seem to think that it means "it's magic, I don't got to explain shit" and use it to justify randum events.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:44 No.13133307
    Nah, you're just a whiny bitch who wants everything he reads to be 100% explainable and can't enjoy something for what it is.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:44 No.13133316
    So, /tg/ has shit taste.
    Oh my lawds, say it's not so.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:45 No.13133317

    Or maybe because this comic isn't titled "the making of/origin story for the arrow of regret."

    Of course it's whole backstory isn't going to be fucking explained.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:45 No.13133320
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:46 No.13133331
    I'm afraid neither of us have your refined sense of LMAO SO RANDUM XDDDDD humor.
    Truly, I am ashamed.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:47 No.13133339
    This annoys me to no fucking end.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:47 No.13133340
    The outcome was something obviously regrettable. Why does it have to be more complicated than that?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:49 No.13133351
    It's unfortunate you have encountered people who have a differing opinion than you.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:49 No.13133352
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:49 No.13133358
    I was being sarcastic.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:49 No.13133359
    that is becuase the comic is fucking stupid

    I hope they delete this one too
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:49 No.13133362
    How do you regret dropping an arrow? It's not like it was a conscious choice.
    This is just moronic.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:50 No.13133369
    >its magic. i ain't gotta explain shit.jpeg
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:50 No.13133372
    It's almost 7am and I've not slept gramatical errors are to be expected.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:51 No.13133374
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    So we're doing this now?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:51 No.13133376
    You regret dropping an arrow when it starts teleporting around killing people.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:52 No.13133381
    the arrow CAUSES something to regret.

    you don't regret dropping the arrow until the out come.

    just like you don't regret eating taco bell, because those burritos and tacos taste so good, but an hour or 2 later, when you got mudbutt and are shitting your brains out, you regret eating taco bell.

    FUCK you are stupid.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:52 No.13133382
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:52 No.13133393

    >It's not like it was a conscious choice.

    In the first part he very obviously made the "I wonder what happens if I do this?" CONSCIOUS CHOICE.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:53 No.13133395
    1rst panel should read:
    "You will never be the little girl"
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:53 No.13133397
    ok, I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:53 No.13133399
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:53 No.13133404
    I know.
    It does not make you "regret" shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:54 No.13133408
    >>How do you regret dropping an arrow?
    When doing so fucks over your life.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:54 No.13133410
    More like "fuck this thing, I'm going to drop it before it rapes my ass or something"
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:55 No.13133416
    ...It's the same reason I had before. The naming is utterly retarded and the joke is randum.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:55 No.13133419
    Pretty sure he regrets the outcome. You're still an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:55 No.13133422
    Have you noticed how he's freaking out that someone will find out it was his fault?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:58 No.13133447
    But it WASN'T his fault. At ALL.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:58 No.13133448
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)01:59 No.13133455
    you have a weak stomach
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:00 No.13133462
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:01 No.13133464
    You can regret things you have no control over. However, he was at fault for fucking with the arrow to begin with. Not that it matters. Arrow of regret is gonna regret.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:02 No.13133472
    He touched a magical item that could've done anything in a place that has already proven to dick with him.

    If he had not touched it, all this shit would never have happened.

    But he did, ergo this is all his fault.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:03 No.13133478
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    Does somebody really not get the Arrow of Regret or are they just trolling?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:03 No.13133480
    Do you REALLY think his boss is gonna give a shit that it technically wasn't his fault?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:04 No.13133489
    That doesn't make the joke any less strained and therefore shitty.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:04 No.13133490
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    >> An0nymous !jlINFOPtcw 12/13/10(Mon)02:05 No.13133500
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    rolled 15544 = 15544

    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:07 No.13133515
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    >I win an argument even when I lose
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:07 No.13133517
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:08 No.13133520
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    But the joke isn't strained! You're just retarded!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:08 No.13133521
    It's just a webcomic, slow your roll guys.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:09 No.13133528

    So in your humorless mind the only way for this to be an Arrow of Regret is for it to just cause you to feel regret for no reason only if you touch the arrow in any way?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:10 No.13133531
    If you squint, it kinda sorta makes sense maybe.
    Which still does not explain all the deaths he could not have seen and therefore could not regret.
    All in all, it's nonsensical and a shitty joke.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:10 No.13133534

    >it's nonsensical and a shitty joke.

    OK say you're right: Who gives a shit?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:11 No.13133537
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:11 No.13133544
    If it was fucking REASONABLE. Fuck, maybe if he started playing with the thing and it makes itself fly out of his hands into the guard, sure. This is just stupid.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:12 No.13133553
    Why are you repeatedly posting this exact same fucking comic, then?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:13 No.13133559
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    It's not the lizard of trolling. It's the lizard of guilt.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:13 No.13133568
    He regrets them AFTER he did it. You apparently don't regret things that are only accidentally or are indirectly your fault. That's why you probably don't get the joke.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:14 No.13133572
    ITT: asspies and asspies trying to explain jokes to original asspies.

    It's actually kind of a joke in itself.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:15 No.13133584
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    So the magical arrow you know nothing about other than its name needs to do something "reasonable".. like flying on its own.. rather than teleporting..
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:15 No.13133586
    Look at the first page. He *deliberately* dropped the arrow in a manner in which it surely couldn't do any harm, taunting it to make him regret dropping it.

    Then it teleported.

    Into the guard.

    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:15 No.13133588

    Maybe he doesn't understand the difference between guilt and regret.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:16 No.13133592

    Sorry, I'm not the rival you were arguing with for the past half hour, I just walked into this thread asshat. So far all I could make out was you b'awwwing over a joke that you didn't like over a webcomic that you don't have to pay for and you don't have to read. Seriously, no one gives a shit if you don't like it.
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:17 No.13133608
    Most of these Lizard of Guilt edits are trolling and not guilt.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:18 No.13133612
    ITT: the arrow of regret does its job.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:19 No.13133623
    I kinda have to see it if it's on the front page every other fucking day.
    >> An0nymous !jlINFOPtcw 12/13/10(Mon)02:19 No.13133624
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:19 No.13133628

    Fuck I lol'd.

    Also, if people really don't get the joke, I really don't know what to say.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:20 No.13133632
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:20 No.13133634
    Welcome to the Hide Thread button. If you don't have one, get one if you're so easily annoyed.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:20 No.13133636

    If you get the greasemokney script you can hide and track thread as well as filter. Get it and use it.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:22 No.13133656

    Oh wow, I JUST got the joke in that comic. Subtle.
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    It was the mistresses fault all along.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:23 No.13133665
    I do.
    If something is being posted constantly, I believe I have a right to be annoyed, however.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:24 No.13133668
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    Fixed it for you.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:25 No.13133678
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:26 No.13133687
    Fukken saved.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:26 No.13133688
    It's a bad decision.
    He mislabeled it, as a bad decision.
    She put the guy in with the magical shit, in a bad decision.
    Where the subtlety, or indeed the joke?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:27 No.13133702
    >He thinks he has a right to be annoyed

    Fuck I shouldn't have posted "Excuse me Princess" earlier
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:28 No.13133708

    HOLY FUCK who pissed in your OJ this morning? Apparently whoever writes this webcomic
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:29 No.13133711
    Why not?
    What the fuck does this honestly have to do with anything?
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    speaking of oglaf
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:56 No.13133870
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:56 No.13133875
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)10:08 No.13136322
    I've been wondering where all the oglaf fan art is.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)12:54 No.13137542
    I bump this because when I posted it it was deleted and I got butthurt.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:09 No.13137631
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    fags who hate on oglaf probably all read questionable content or sum shit instead...
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:12 No.13137656
    the janitor has to sleep sometime.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:13 No.13137665
    "think of it as juicing an ugly fruit"
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:21 No.13137725
    Sup. I read (and enjoy both)

    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:23 No.13137750
    >3 Oglaf threads deleted within minutes last night.

    >12 hours later this one is still here.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:23 No.13137753
    >questionable content
    >girls with slingshots
    >the abominable charles christopher
    >frea angels

    occational good reading.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:25 No.13137767
    Guess where that fukken arrow is now.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:26 No.13137780
    oh it'll pop up in another strip
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:27 No.13137788
    >frea angels
    freak, even.
    >> Ifuritasfan !!wGT+m5Wy6r3 12/13/10(Mon)13:35 No.13137847
    Here's why it's called the Arrow of Regret and why it keeps teleporting and killing shit.

    It's an arrow, it's entire reason for existing is to kill shit. Arrows are, after all, not intended to be used for anything other than to be shot at things to kill them.

    It's an arrow of regret, therefore it kills things that will make you regret their death.

    The girl guard, the monster, the girl who was gonna screw him... he regrets them having died for various reasons. The arrow, for example, probably would not kill the sorceress because he'd not regret her death. Likewise, perfect strangers, it likely wouldn't go after them either.

    Pretty simple really when you think about it.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 12/13/10(Mon)13:40 No.13137880

    But how did he know about the guard that was gonna screw him?

    How can you regret something you don't even know exists?

    >past, Staxie
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:42 No.13137893
    Every time someone posts an Oglaf thread you get people swarming to say "there's no joke".

    There is a joke. It might not be a good joke, but it's a joke.

    Just shut up already. No-one is saying Oglaf is the best thing ever, but it has jokes in it.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:44 No.13137905
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    See pic.
    Also I enjoy both.
    I'm such a tasteless subhuman, eh?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:48 No.13137930
    Now does the target of the regret change depending on you drops the arrow? The first time the arrow moved it went to the guard who was supposed to be guarding the little monster. She pulled it out of her neck, dropped it, and killed the thing when the arrow moved and was regretful for doing so. Still the guys regret or a new target each time it's dropped?
    >> COMMISSAR FORON !!NbubB9jqLRJ 12/13/10(Mon)13:51 No.13137952
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    This thread made my night.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)14:00 No.13138026
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    I really like Oglaf when it is good.

    Things like the various fountain strips, this one, and ofcourse ULRIK! (pic related)

    When it is just pointless homosexuality it is pretty shitty.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)14:06 No.13138084
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    >I really like Oglaf when it is good.
    >When it is just pointless homosexuality it is pretty shitty.
    >completely missing the point
    One of Oglaf's main themes is a fantasy lampooning of sexual themes in general, not just heterosexual sex. I'm a straight guy, but I can laugh at Kronar and other stuff because it's ironic humor and it's making a point.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)14:07 No.13138094
    It targets the thing that last person who dropped it would regret the most
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)14:14 No.13138150
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    sorry guys, no offense, i don't have a problem with people likin' WHATEVER, but without any hate or rage i would say that QC doesn't really stand out for having punchlines...plus it doesn't have art as good as oglaf...i guess i could've said CAD instead, but that would've been too easy...PLUS, there's no webcomic shitty enough to NOT have any fans...but anyway, QC is pretty shitty from an objective (as far as possible) point of view. but thats okay, some comics (or books, movies etc) that are shitty i can totally enjoy as well. but oglaf? more than decent quality, srsly.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)14:18 No.13138183
    didn't see that one - is it on the site?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)14:19 No.13138189
    >but anyway, QC is pretty shitty from an objective (as far as possible) point of view.

    There is NO objectivism in taste. (you could argue about being less detailed or anatomically correct, but that has nothing to do with the whole's effect on someone)
    I like some of the strips, I like some of the characters. Why? Just because.
    Yeah, one could easily conjure up some freudian shit regarding my oppressed sexuality and fetishes - or even my shitty taste (right) - but ultimately it boils down to "just because".

    There are more colours in the world than black and white.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)14:23 No.13138220
    So the arrow hits the guard who wants to fuck the apprentice. It then hits the apprentice because of the effect his death would have on that guard.

    Then the mistress catches the arrow, calls it a naughty boy, and sends the apprentice off to be healed. By one of those throat-slugs.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)14:23 No.13138221
    Yes. Occasionally when you reach the end of a set of comics, there will be the word Epilogue to the right. If you click that it will take you to the comic's epilogue. Often times this is where the real punchline is.

    Have fun going through all the comics again.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)14:30 No.13138276
    inb4 someone puts the Lizard of Guilt in B^U comics.
    >> DH DM 12/13/10(Mon)14:35 No.13138316
    I'm not entirely convinced that many of the dissenting "you have poor taste" posts are not being written by Oglaf's author as a joke in retaliation for bringing up the arrow of regret.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)14:39 No.13138354
    I am totally going to introduce the Lizard of Guilt into my campaign. I really hope they kill it too, so they can never escape it's piercing remarks.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)14:49 No.13138471

    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)15:05 No.13138646

    Okay I shouldn't have been as harsh as saying it was shitty...and some of the homosexual stuff is funny like the ambassador pouring the antidote on his knob, and the barbarians totally messed up all male society.

    I just personally tend to like the less sexually orientated stuff because they tend to be better thought out.

    Course there are exceptions.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:23 No.13140046
    The arrow made him regret ever picking it up. Perfectly reasonable.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:43 No.13141494

    Where's that one from? I can't find it.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:04 No.13141741
    It's the epilogue to the latest one.
    >> Duster !4kUgebheng 12/13/10(Mon)20:10 No.13141820
    Have no potential regrets, then it will have nothing to kill.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:16 No.13141878
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:47 No.13142225
    It's threads like this that make me love /tg/

    Also a new forced meme with that fucking lizard
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:41 No.13142831
    btw, I don't get the Kronar one.

    So, where did the wizard come from? Did the king get really old he was being fucked so long?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:43 No.13142861
    It's a reference to where the King makes the wizard turn himself into the Duke's wife so he can fuck her.

    So the King simply had the wizard turn into a copy of himself to fool Kroknar into letting the Army pass.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:07 No.13143203

    then what about Salome?

    I know its vaguely biblical, but still went woosh over my head.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:21 No.13143396
    Dude, just start at the beginning and read the fucking comics.

    It's not rocket science despite the mr. autist Salamander fanguy whiner in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:25 No.13143444
    Well, the biblical Salome basically did a dance for her stepdad, and it was so well received that he promised her whatever she desired.

    So, at her mother's instruction, she asked for the head of John the Baptist.

    This comic basically goes several years down the road, where the reputation for it has followed her ever since. Kind of like people saying "whatchu talkin' bout willis?" to Gary Coleman years after he was done with acting.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)00:45 No.13145157

    I can't believe I have to explain this.
    Why does the arrow teleport randomly into the necks of nearby people?
    It is tribute to the Mistress, a trap designed to wipe out her and her fortress guards.

    Why is it labeled arrow of regret?
    So that curiosity would force someone to test what it does.

    Interesting fact: We have only seen it kill females so far (I am assuming that monster was female.)
    Why? The people presenting the tribute were male, and they probably wanted to kill the Mistress.

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