>I am Sin Mist of Duchy of the Dutchesses, an Lawful Angry Antimatter Politician.
That's... pretty awesome. Even if my homeland's name is somewhate redundant
>I have been sent on a quest by Foul Secrets to recover the legendary Tharmas Storm from Vanessa Cervantes, the last and greatest of the Demonic Cats.
So a succubus catwoman is against me and I'm sent by either a secret society or a concept. Pretty awesome.
>I will encounter many threats on my travel, not the least of which include Hidden Ghasts From G'tanaqutl, Mask Griffon, Geomantic Loop Mass, and outbreaks of Unholy Shadow Boils.
Those are all scary. My quest is srs business.
>My years of training have allowed me to master the Finger of Miseries, and the mystic techniques of Divinatory Epidemiology. My most powerful spell is Glammered Club of Magma, though I am also known as the creator of Spastic Prismatic Transfiguration of the Strippers.
Finger of miseries really fits a politician, if you think about it. Also >dat spell. Not the most powerful one, mind.
>In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a story where the organizations map to the sixteen geomantic symbols, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as The Soulless Eaters.
Strong geomancy theme eh, considering the Geomantic Loop Mass phenomenon. And the title probably refers to my class. This story is not about good heroes, no. It's about an evil, arguably more evil than its antagonist evil, finally succeeding in achieving its objectives. My kind of story.