>You are Seraphim Royalcaster of the Barony of the Tiny Warm Castle's Baron, a Overworked Neutral Ghost Crucifier.

>You have been sent on a quest by The Ghastly Marquessa to recover the legendary Urizen Piston from Zariel Reddevil, the last and greatest of the Great Cyclops Brood.

>You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Primal Vulture Ones, Porcupine Vivisectors, the Reversed Curse Matrix, and outbreaks of Trembling Heart.

>Your years of training have allowed you to master the Deathly Twist of the Contemplative Pig, and the mystic techniques of Metallurgical Demonology.

>Your most powerful spell is The Door of Perfection, though you are also known as the creator of Burning Wall of Low Self Esteem.

>In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually a swashbuckling story where the eras of history map to the three parts of the Fruedian personality (id-ego-superergo), and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as The Tomb of Satan.

Sweet mother of god, this actually sounds kinda cool.

That sounds cool.

BUT HOLY CHRIST THAT'S A LOT OF WORK

I am Katana Banekiller, of Infernal Ethereal Bird's State, a Chaotic Weirdo Cattle Shaman.

I have been sent on a quest by the Uniform of Beauty to recover the legendary Blasphemy Napalm from Felix Hitchcock, the last and greatest of the Living Hounds From The Pain Dimension.

I will encounter many threats in my travel, not the least of which include Hunting Cats from the Thunder Sphere, Mighty Bug Fungus, Hellish Cancellation Flares, and outbreaks of Pig's Steel Dropsy.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Water Underhook of the Eighty Persuasive Battlers, and the mystic techniques Demonic Botany. My most powerful spell is Spectral Conjuration of Summon Chameleon, though I am also known as the creator of Extra-Planar Armor of Cheese.

In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually the philosophical story where major magical artifacts map to the eighteen Bronze Monks of Shaolin from Chinese legend, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as The Cat-Women.

It's pretty cool, but it's hard to wade through.

Too bad you can't just make a program or something that auto dumps the information into the slots.

>>13220238
(your image)
HOLY SHIT THE FUSED SHADOW IS MAJORA'S MASK

I am Tarot Seeker of the True Empire of the Ship, a freaky evil Sin Librarian.

I have been sent on a quest by the Blue Vestment to recover the legendary Apostle Process from Luciano Sierra, the last and greatest of the Doom Slayers.

I will encounter many threats on my travel, not the least of which include Oozers From A'cthuglath, The Creamating Planet, Gas Man, Warping Negation Flare, and outbreaks of King's Fits.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Wild Noose of the Shivering Bull and the mystic techniques of Theurgical Physiology. My most powerful spell is Diamond Transformation, though I am also known as the creator of the Caffeine Aura.

In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually the fantasy story where the character relationships map to the three primary colors (red-yellow-blue) and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as Beast of Wonder.

These are pretty enjoyable to read. I might try my hand at one in a bit.

Cloud Puritywarlock of Blessed Slayer's Country, a Lawful Cute Sin Archeologist, sent on a quest by The Hateful Bishop That Allows Thunder to recover the legendary Beast Line from Angelique Le Doux, the last and greatest of the Beings of Keggoke. Along the way she will encounter many threats, such as the Vulture Children, Battle Succubi, the Immaterial Cascade, and outbreaks of Ancient Great Boils. Years of training have allowed her to master the Avalanche Pose of the Two Kind Serpents, and the mystic techniques of Invoked Chemistry. Her most powerful spell is Perfected Calling of the Wise Consumers, though she is also known as the creator of the Dark Spell of Mucus. In the end, she will discover that her quest was actually the story about farmers where the character evolution maps to Catholic Saints, and in years to come, bards will spread her legend, known as Destiny of the Disease Innocent.

>Sin Archeologist

Sounds like a DH class to me.

I am Albion Eternityruby, of the Blessed Kingdom of the Arch-angels. I am a Lawful Paranoid Heresy Engineer.

I was sent on my quest by The Just Unthinkable Emperess to recover the legendary Oraphim Port from Hope Vossen the last and greatest of the Grand Cyclops Entities.

I faced many threats on my journey, not the least of which included; Mirage Runners, Enraged Weasels, an Evocation Warp and outbreaks of Gripping Blood.

My years of training allowed me to master the Leaping Blow of the Phantom Dog, and the mystic techniques of Magic Physiology. My most powerful spell is Killers' Sigil of Flame and Anger, though I am known as the creator of the Cabalistic Rite of Nervousness.

In the end, I discovered that my quest was actually a story about princes where the characters map to the twenty-two letters of the Hebrew Alphabet, and in the years to come, the bards will spread word of my legend, now to be known as the Mother of Infinity

>>13220868

reading over this again, I love how well it all fits together.

>you are Victory Shadowdagger
of
>the kingdom of the parting lances
a
> neutral evil dread sherrif
you have been sent on a quest by
>the infernal sultan
to recover the legendary
>sin buster
from
>enoch delgado
the last and greatest of the
>demon inherators
you will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include
> the jackals of kr-ng, clockwork crawler masses, nightmare bursts,
and outbreaks of
> pale suffering
years of training has allowed you to master
> ten thousand god's hammer
and the mystical techniques of
>atomic thaumaturgy
your most powerful spell is
>the pit of darkness
although you are the creator of the
>unbelievable wall of inconvenience
in the end you will discover your quest was actually
>The story about killers where the characters map to the nine circles of hell in the Divine Comedy: Inferno.
the bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as
>blood of fear

sold, motherfucking sold.

I am Rune Gale of the Realm of the Sharks, a Chaotic Loser Blood Tinker.

I have been sent on a quest by The Generous Empress to recover the legendary Damnation Web from Constantine Dark, the last and greatest of the Celestial Horrors.

I will encounter many threats on my journey, including Fear Eaters, Dinosaur Emperor, Psychic Inversion, and outbreaks of Pig's Iron Abcess.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Sixty Greedy Immortals Pull of Avalanches, and the mystic techniques of Occult Chemistry. My most powerful spell is The Green Ring of Springing, though I am also known as the creator of Luminous Incantation of the Peanut Butter Fairy.

in The End, I will discover that my quest was actually The story taking place in a town where the sections map to the thirteen Norse gods present when Balder was killed, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend which will be known as The Chicago Fear.

You are: Drake Shroud of the Dancing Barony, a Moronic Good Cattle Socreror.
You have been sent on a quest by Cursed Dissolution to recover the legendary Redempion Plane from Jezebell Stark, the last and greatest of the Beasts From The Swimming Planet.

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include the Cleaving Offspring Of Melatlo, Prismatic Eater-renders, Mana Torrents, and outbreaks of the Bad Bile Dance.

Your years of training have allowed you to master the Immortal's Clap, and the mystic techniques of Astronomical Channeling.Your most powerful spell is Hateful Healers' Evocation of Knowledge, though you are also known as the creator of The Etheral Evocation of Cabbage.

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually a satirical story where the dimensions map to The Four Noble Truths of Buddhism, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as the Teeth of Infinity.

>You are Lord Drakereaper of Small Dark Queen's Empire, a Neutral Angsty Rail Automator.

>You have been sent on a quest by Official, with Tresses of Orahalcium and the Drapery of Aquamarine, to recover the legendary Gog Edge from Cynthia Drach, the last and greatest of the Brain Larvae From The Decay Dimension .

>You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Earth Ones From The Draining Planet, Weird Singer-soaker, Magic-Enhancing Negation Malestorm, and outbreaks of Unholy Jail Morbidity.

>Your years of training have allowed you to master the Placid Seventy Cats Attack, and the mystic techniques of Civil Channeling. Your most powerful spell is Keeper's Conjuration of Projection and Insanity, though you are also known as the creator of Dominate Corn Giant.

>In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually the magical girl story where the characters' powers map to the Seven Virtues (chastity-moderation liberality-charity-meekness-zeal-humility), and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as Fate of The Depraved Sergeant Wilson.

...well, damn. I can't decide if that's awesome or not.

I am Ivy Tigerfinder of the Tiny Calm Countess' Land, a Vocal Good Scourge Evoker.

I have been sent on a quest by The Purple Prince to recover the legendary Sephiroth Gear from Solomon Mandrake, the last and greatest of the Primal Vampire Children.

I will encounter many threats on my travel, not the least of which include Draining Sleepers, Blessed Dart Slugs, Dark Spell Grids, and outbreaks of Soul Grip.

My years of training have allowed me to master the One Thousand Fires Uppercut, and the mystic techniques of Runic Chemistry. My most powerful spell is Assasins' Glove of Water, though I am also known as the creator of the Aura of Complaining.

In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a story taking place in a town where the sections map to the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism-Christianity-Islam) and in years to come, bards willspread word of my legend, which will be known as Curse of The Omega Man, Part 8.

>I think I just created a monster...

Maxim Sinnerhunter
of
Country of Poisons, a Cheap Good Blessed Drifter.

I have been sent on a quest by The Ninth Emperor who loves Gold to recover the legendary Netzach Aura from Zane Devon the last and greatest of the Demonic Vampires.

I face many threats on my journey, not the least of which include Eternal Inheritors Of Ugnallal-lar, Muck Mouther, Unstable Alchemy Torrent, and outbreaks of Great Rashes.

My years of training have allowed me to master the True Cheerful Cat Blow of Plants, and the mystic techniques of Mathematical Enchantment. My most powerful spell is Carver's Robes of Flame. Though I am also known as the creator of Butter Ray.

In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually the epic story set in a world where the punishments for crime map to the forty numbered Tarot cards, and in years to come, bards will spread word of my legend , which will be known as The Bones of Robert King.

You are Jester Grim of Yielding Fox's County a Neutral Violent Forge Professor.

You have been sent on a quest by The Generous Thief Who Forgets the Jailer to recover the legendary Seraphim Router from Anton Dark the last and greatest of the Fallen Swimmers Of Bothuthu.

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include the Legendary Spectral Scions, the Insect Boss, the Cosmic Torus, and outbreaks of Coughing Fester.

Your years of training have allowed you to master the Grindstone Hammer of the Ten Thousand Murderers, and the mystic techniques of Optical Hexes. Your most powerful spell is Thundering Web of Stone though you are also known as the creator of Occult Armor of Blathering.

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually a story where the countries map to the 'fifteen men on a dead man's chest' from the fictional sea shanty, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as Beyond Law.

That is actually pretty awesome.

You are:
>>Maxim Fiendtiger
of
>> Marchessies of the Carnage, a
>>Lawful Angsty
>>BLACK HOLE EXECUTIONER

Sent on a quest by
>>The Corrupt Prince

to recover the legendary
>>Scripture Countermeasure
from
>>Lazarus Lockhart
the last and greatest of the
>>Renders Of The Heavenly Goddess

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include
>>War Creamators,
>>Glass-slice Wyvern,
>>Immaterial Thought Degeneration
and outbreaks of
>>Great Lip

Your years of training have allowed you to master the
>>Mystic Fearful Bird Elbow of Hearts
and the mystic techniques of
>>Spiritual Genetics
Your most powerful spell is
>>Viper's Water Circle
though you are also known as the creator of
>>Amazing Jet of Pasta

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually
>>The philosophical coming-of-age story where the chapters map to Cathloic Saints.
and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as
>>Demon Assault

I feel like a Touhou

ITT, how exalted is written

except we forgot to turn on the sex/dick/homo switch

Grief Rascalrage of State of the Infernal Smoky Fruits, a Gentlemanly Evil Dream Slaughterer. You have been sent on a quest by The Miserly Illuminated Philosopher to recover the legendary Lucifer System from Lazarus Lockheart the last and greatest of the Shades Of The Hunting God.
You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Elder Insane Entities, Skullmaw Ogres, the Unstable Psyche Nexus, and outbreaks of Binding Miasma.

Your years of training have allowed you to master the Honorable Claw of Honorable Birds and the mystic techniques of Demonic Botany. Your most powerful spell is Thundering Beam of Savage Silver though you are also known as the creator of Overwhelming Glob of Irregularity. In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually The story taking place in a town where the sections map to the three parts of the Freudian personality (id-ego-superergo). and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as Beyond The Hollow Earth.

That is fucking Fantastic.

I am Chaos Beastwarden of the Barony of the Fickle Turtle, a Gossipy Evil Police Healer.

I have been sent on a quest by Earl who is the Black Architect to recover the legendary Archangel Hammer from Anichorda Blackchain, the last and greatest of the Deadly Insects Of The Slaying God.

I will encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which include Melters From Thararh, The Flame Dimension, Glassslick Stunners, Anti-Magical Destabilization and outbreaks of Ape's Cold Grip.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Palm of Golden Dreams and the mystic techniques of Neurological Exorcism. My most powerful spell is Evil Ceremony of the Blue Crystals, though I am also known as the creator of the Astounding Spout of Corn.

In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a dramatic story where the locations map to the Seven deadly sins (lust-gluttony-greed-sloth-wrath-envy-pride), and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as Blood of Hate.


I've found that it takes only slightly more effort to just make a bunch at once. Also
> Palm of Golden Dreams

You are:
Icon Grimlore
of
Barony of the Twenty Defending Kites , a
Neutral Pessimistic
Heresy Rocketeer

You have been sent on a quest by
The Drunken Impostor
to recover the legendary
Martyr Impeller
from
Serena Shade ,
the last and greatest of the
Brain Offspring Of The Stalking Incarnation .

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include
Children From Ugubot ,
Monster Crow ,
Chaos Zone,
and outbreaks of
Viper's Spotted Stroke .

Your years of training have allowed you to master the
Knee of the Silent Unhappy Protector ,
and the mystic techniques of
Hermetic Virology
Your most powerful spell is
The Ten Evocations of Spirit Absorbtion
though you are also known as the creator of
Damned Cage of Annoyance

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually
The dark story where the character relationships map to Greek Gods. ,
and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as
The Asylum of De Sade .
>Best story ever.

>You are Gust Blizzard of Parrot's Province, an Insecure Evil Necromantic Outlaw.
>You have been sent on a quest by The Cunning Unknowable Sultanna with a Soul of Iron to recover the legendary Resurection Explosive from Cesar Church the last and greatest of the Hidden Slayers.
>You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Ancient Sky People, Despicable Scum, Intra-Planar Stasis Warp, and outbreaks of Demonic Atrophy.
>Your years of training have allowed you to master the Monk Perfected Swing and the mystic techniques of Ritual Astrophysics.
>Your most powerful spell is Sinner's Ceremony of Lava and Charisma though you are also known as the creator of Destroy Elvis Impersonator.
>In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually the road trip story where each destination maps to the Ten Plagues of Egypt, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as Damnation Innocents.

I am Leo Grailsinner of the Evil Rune Land, a Neurotic Evil Hex Accountant.

I have been sent on a quest by The Benevolent Emperess to recover the legendary Bible Beamer from Fenusar Wildstrike, the last and greatest of the Ghosts From The Chaos Realm.

I will encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which include Secret Ghasts, Masher-shredders, Explosive Power Flares, and outbreaks of Dog's Ghastly Boils.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Horse Throw of the Burning Plague and the mystic techniques of Clinical Runes. My most powerful spell is Marvelous Divination of Dust and Assailing, though I am also known as the creator of the Bacon Curse

In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually an occult story where the characters map to the sixty-four non-Trump Tarot cards, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as I was a Modern-Day Merlin.

These are fucking amazing. And suffer my Bacon Curse, motherfuckers!

>I am Light Ladylaw of the Hot Sword Duchy, a Neutral Distracted Cult Socreror, sent on a quest by The Charismatic Unthinkable Duke That Looses Greed to recover the legendary Commandment Eliminator from Harthale Tombspirit, the last and greatest of the Legendary Death Shamblers.

Dude wants to start destroying Commandments to corrupt the gods. Fuck, I'm too distracted to get it.

>I will encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which include Slime Children, Mysterious Geckos, Geomantic Invocation Fluctuations, and outbreaks of Dragon's Short Corruption.

Stop fucking Slime Girls! Also, a disease that turns you into a dragon-thing for short periods of time. Cool.

>My years of training have allowed me to master the Lift of the Nine Falcons and the mystic techniques of Exorcistic Statistics. My most powerful spell is Rune of Hypnotise Compassionate Breaker, though I am also known as the creator of Cure Anal-Retentiveness in Accountants.

The most useful spell ever.

>In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a psychological spy story where the characters' births map to the Five Pillars of Islam, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as Insanity Brides.

Holy fuck.

I am Tiger Griffon of Small Land, a Passive Good Rocket Digger.

I have been sent on a quest by The Sly Warped Sultan to recover the legendary Kundalini Bombard from Angela Devonshire, the last and greatest of the Seeking Graspers Of The Immolating Goddess.

I will encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which include: Chaos Screamers, Ancient Oozer-mass, Positive Harmony Explosions, and outbreaks of Cystic Collapse.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Whirlwind of the Ten Thousand Deceptions and the mystic techniques of Quantum Exorcism. My most powerful spell is the Abjuration of Alter Wind, though I am also known as the creator of the Ultimate Cabbage Assault.

In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually the story about bowmen where the characters map to the twelve months of the year and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as "Festival of Calamity Jane".

I am a laid-back Rocket Digger whose fighting style revolves around manipulating wind currents and exorcising time ghosts. It sounds pretty bad-ass.

>I am Cloud Whitemourner of the Barrow Province, a Lawful Gossipy Factory Banker. I have been sent on a quest by Joviality of the Enchanted Canyon to recover the legendary Babel Direction from Beban Griefrend, the last and greatest of the Entities Of Ctth. I will encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which include People From Nys-acl, Lost Worms, Chaotic Bursts and outbreaks of Bad Small Death.

>My years of training have allowed me to master the Execution Choke of the Assasins and the mystic techniques of Molecular Demonology. My most powerful spell is Infamous Destroyers' Abjuration of Everburning, though I am also known as the creator of the Astrological Enchantment of Nose Picking.

>In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a dramatic western story where the characters map to the seven basic literary plots, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as Earthquake!

I am Furor Hawk
of the Infernal Ivory Coyotes Country.
I'm an outlandish evil Ethereal Automator.

I was sent on a quest by the Diadem of Tears to recover the legendary Gog Moltov from Javier Carpathia the last and greatest of the Unknown Creamators Of Elllaugotubo.

I have encounted many threats in my travels, not the least of which include Fear Inheritors From Yusth-dactho, Clockwork Cacti, and outbreaks of Viper's Cramping Ague.

Years of training have allowed me to master the Western Assassin Meteor and the mystic techniques of Biological Sorcery. My most powerful spell is the Future Spell of Negate Fire, though I'm also known as the creator of the Beam of Milk.

In the end, I discovered that my quest was actually the dark pirate story where the chapters map to the thirteen guests at the Last Supper. In years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as The Hate of New Jersey.

This whole thing works out really well. Doing another one!

>I am Curse Amber of the Chaotic Hares State, a Narrow-minded Neutral Medical Rustler.
The name's Curse Amber, son. Now getcher faggot ass off my land.
>I have been sent on a quest by The Cursed Elder That Keeps the Bloody Stronghold and is Immersed in the Cairn to recover the legendary Baptismal Channel from Dririban Painbrood, the last and greatest of the Firey People.
I'm fucking terrified of my quest giver.
>I will encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which include Scions From The Far Realm, Lure Dissolvers, Cosmic Rifts and outbreaks of Death Gout.
Death Gout. The gout that dies, and then animates and fucks up your body from the inside.
>My years of training have allowed me to master the Gauntlet Pull of the Barbarians and the mystic techniques of Ecological Thaumaturgy. My most powerful spell is Lesser Hex of Dreaming and Drunkenness, though I am also known as the creator of the Astrological Spell of the Batter Dragon.
Dreaming and Drunkeness. Why did they choose me for this quest?
>In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a heist story where each stage of the caper maps to the seven Biblical days of creation and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as He was a Futuristic Jesse James.
I now want to play a heist game where each stage of the caper maps to the seven Biblical days of creation. That is an awesome idea.

>You are Song Lordcaster of the State of the Blessed Bronze Winds, a Disoriented Good Starship Gladiator.

>You have been sent on a quest by Amethyst of the Grotto to recover the legendary Magog System from Rosetta Vonner, the last and greatest of the Grand Blaspheming Ones.

>You will encounter many things on your travel, not the least of which include Gibberers From C'thog, The Burning Realm, First Searcher-vortex, Heavenly Evocation Cascade, and outbreaks of Glandular Lungs.

>Your years of training have allowed you to master the Flip of the Heavenly Killer, and the mystic techniques of Civil Transmutation. Your most powerful spell is The Ethereal Working of Acid, though you are known as the creator of Warp of Lettuce.

>In the end, you discover your quest was actually the epic story about ghosts where the characters map to the five senses (sight-smell-sound-touch-taste), and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as Genocide!

I... Words do not describe...

I am Lord Banerascal of the Kingdom of the Emperesses, a Neutral Extroverted Nova Heretic.

I have been sent on a quest by The Corrupt Ensorceled Whisperer to recover the legendary Daath Algorithm from Lavarn Grieffog, the last and greatest of the Living Wraiths.

I will encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which include Space Offspring, the Queen Forest Shaker, Geomantic Thought Explosions, and outbreaks of Queen's Jaw.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Monster Unseen Claw and the mystic techniques of Hermetic Astrophysics. My most powerful spell is Rune of Kill Sagely Cats, though I am also known as the creator of the Cursed Incantation of the Manicurists.

In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a story where the moral codes map to kinds of gemstones. and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as Island of Elizabeth Bathory.

>Nova Heretic
>Geomantic Thought Explosions
>Holy fuck.

>I am RAGE ETERNITYRIVER, of SMALL SAVAGE PIPES PROVINCE, a CHAOTIC NOSY BLITZ RANGER.

>I have been sent on a quest by THE FATHER WITH A MOUTH OF SAPPHIRE to recover the legendary SIN PIPE from VICTOR NORWOOD, the last and greatest of the PRIMAL PAIN SPAWN.

>I will encounter many threats on my travel, not the least of which include the ANCIENT LIVING SCREAMERS, the SLAUGHTERTEAR, the EXPLOSIVE LOCUS, and outbreaks of LEGENDARY ATROPHY.

>My years of training have allowed me to master the DEADLY KNUCKLE SLAM and the mystic techniques of NUCLEAR EXORCISM. My most powerful spell is MIRROR OF ETERNAL FROST, though I am also known as the creator of BILE POOL.

>In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually THE STORY ABOUT A MADMAN WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER'S MOODS MAP TO THE SIX BIBICAL DAYS OF CREATION, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as FAMINE!

>I am Magus Sephiroth of the Long Virgin Tigers Land, a Neutral Extroverted Sacrificial Witch.
Damnit! Being played by a Final Fantasy fanboy.
>I have been sent on a quest by The Haunted Dutchess to recover the legendary Grace Principle from Malevic Coldfang, the last and greatest of the Lost Vampires.
Okay, that's pretty cool.
>I will encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which includes the Spawn Of N'mmoggo, Stunweb Things, Heavenly Fields and outbreaks of Queen's Sweats.
Wait, how are heavenly fields a threat? Also, Queen's Sweats? Are the queens around here particularly sweaty or something?
>My years of training have allowed me to master the Rooster Tornado and the mystic techniques of Invoked Microbiology. My most powerful spell is Studious Elves' Ceremony of Cruelty, though I am also known as the creator of Field of Batter.
Ah. I'm a retard. Though Invoked Microbiology sounds cool.
>In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a slice-of-life pirate story where the characters' births map to the three parts of the Fruedian personality (id-ego-superergo), and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as Party of the Beasts.
Fuck yeah! Party of the Beasts!

This is Magus Blood of Crown Country, a Lawful Smug Shotgun Scholar.

I've been ordered by The Intelligent Steel Grandmother to recover the Angel Router from Damion Giovanni, the last of the Shadow Warpers.

Confirmed threats to this operation includes Silent Ones Of Ugothothu, Drainer-controller, Curse Torus and potential outbreaks of Swelling Corruption.

I have mastered the techniques of "Blasphemous Smash of the Gates", "Immunological Invocation". My most powerful spell is "The Four Hexes of Lord Slaying" although I've also created "Prismatic Transfiguration of Peanut Butter".

In the end, I've discovered my quest was actually The story where the levels of hell map to the six Biblical days of creation.

Finally, my quest is written in history as "Destiny of The Cyborgs"

I am Rune Flamefinder of Country of the Great Empty Berrys, a Scatterbrained Neutral Heretic Librarian.

I have been sent on a quest by Scimtar of the Terrifying Hall to recover the legendary Karma Grid from Nicholas Morgan, the last and greatest of the Metal Wolves From The Screaming Realm.

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Desert Shadows Of The Ripping Messiah, Witherer-emperor, Light Power Field and outbreaks of Tick's Stroke.

Your years of training have allowed you to master the
Groom Press of the Infinite Tin ,and the mystic techniques of Civil Sorcery. Your most powerful spell is
the Ceremony of Fish Calling though you are also known as the creator of Great Invocation of Cardboard.

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually the psychological story where the organizations map to yin and yang, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as Nuns of Rage .

>>13222174
Your Groom Press technique had best be powerful, for your spells are weak and foolish. Relying on them alone will result in naught but your doom.

I am Blizzard Shroud, of Unnamed Light Fief, a Lawful Stingy Terror Paladin.

I have been sent on a quest by The Vermillion Czarina, with an Eye of Sapphire and the Copper Axe to recover the legendary Gospel Junction from Circe Sangria, the last and greatest of the Cyclops Ones.

I will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Legendary Blind Inheritors, Metal Titan, Summoning Zone, and outbreaks of Bloody Stroke.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Immortal Blasphemous Pose, and the mystic techniques of Immunological Astrology. My most powerful spell is Archmagi's Glamour of Air and Measure, though I am also known as the creator of Communicate with Boybands.

In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually the story involving a computer system whose components map to the eighteen Bronze Monks of Shaolin from Chinese legend, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as The Touch of De Sade.

You are: Quake Grave of Poor Life State, a Lawful Weirdo Illusion Doctor.

You have been sent on a quest by The Third Ghostly Sultan with Tresses of Ice to recover the legendary Zion Block from Luciano Gray,
the last and greatest of the Ancient Air Children.

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Sky Melters Of Arsarsha-both, The Gibbering Incarnation; Emperess Sky Gorilla; Necromantic Zones; and outbreaks of Tomb Belly.

Your years of training have allowed you to master the Miserly Phantom's Grab, and the mystic techniques of Thaumaturgic Immunology. Your most powerful spell is Glorified Workings of Transform Darkness, though you are also known as the creator of Spray of Back Pain.

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually The swashbuckling western story where the character relationships map to the two tablets of the Ten Commandments, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as Legacy of The Cannibal Psychic Women.

uh, wow?

>>13222174
Wait? Summon Bigger Fish?

You are:
Belladonna Tomegriffon
of
The Crystal Earldom of the Lanterns, a
Coy Evil
Zepplin Riflewoman.

You have been sent on a quest by
The Sagely Earl
to recover the legendary
Shamballah Generator
from
Victoria Nix
the last and greatest of the
Children From Hanaeg-daa.

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include
Creamators Of Maeghaotl, The Cutting Goddess,
Enveloper-drainers,
Dark Invocation Destabilizations,
and outbreaks of
Sleeping Boils.

Your years of training have allowed you to master the
Deathly Touch of the Fortresses,
and the mystic techniques of
Aeronautical Astrology
Your most powerful spell is
Ritual of Kill Fish
though you are also known as the creator of
Cure Cowlicks in Ravers.

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually
The dark story about writers where the characters map to the seven wonders of the ancient world.,
and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as
She was a Futuristic Lizzie Borden.


It started out promising, ended up silly.
I did like "Coy Evil Zeppelin Riflewoman," though.

>>13222283
Yes. For I live on dry land, where fish are unsummonablile...thing.

AHAHAHAHAHAhahahakhagrtchka.

I am Maverick Valentine of the Mammoth Land, a Neutral Flighty Cowboy Wright, sent on a quest by The Screaming Hero to recover the legendary Mecca Club from Onelele Smokehand, the last and greatest of the Primordial Hell Offspring.
>This is serious fucking business
I will encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which include Chaos Seekers, Tomehorror Mounds, the Hellish Grid and outbreaks of Stone Lip.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Ten Automaton Bulls Thrust of Scrolls and the mystic techniques of Mathematical Invocation. My most powerful spell is The One Thousand Illusions of the Adamantine Traps, though I am also known as the creator of Heal Vindictiveness in Female Impersonator.
>Motherfucker. My spells are all /tg/
In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a story where different styles of martial arts map to the nine circles of hell in the Divine Comedy: Inferno, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as Siege of the Murderous Bats.
> Undiluted Awesome. Plus 'different styles of martial arts map to the nine circles of hell in the Divine Comedy: Inferno' sounds amazing. This needs to appear in an RPG.

rolled 87 = 87

I am Grave Magus, of the State of the Living North Trumpets, a Lawful Conservative Gun Diviner.

I have been sent on a quest by The Eighth Red Czar to recover the Malkuth Modem from Hannibal Sangria, the last and greatest of the Devil People from the Forgotten Plane.

I have encountered many threats along my journey, including the Chopping Scions Of Le-ug, the Shadowy Whale, and the Nightmare Ritual Field, along with outbreaks of the Miasma Plague.

My training has allowed me to master the Claw of the Romantic Monkey, as well as the mystic arts of Aeronautical Conjuration. My most powerful spell is The Ultimate Touch of Nothing, but I am also known as the creator of the Magical Chant of Flatulence.

In the end, I discovered that my quest was actually a light-hearted story where the main character's moods map to the twelve apostles, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which I forsee will become known as The Positronic Courage.

I am Spirit Witchnoble of the Marchessies of the Medicine, a Peppy Neutral Prarie Engineer.

I have been sent on a quest by The Vermillion Czarina to recover the legendary Penance Shell from Thianevar Cursedrinker, the last and greatest of the Soulless Cats.

I will encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which include the Evil Swimmers Of C'iggnamathugrho, Unknown Crystal Trappers, a Legendary Power Mass and outbreaks of Terror Rash.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Western Rabbit's Chop of the Fortune and the mystic techniques of Molecular Demonology. My most powerful spell is The Six Doomed Ceremonies of Intelligence, though I am also known as the creator of the Hermetic Enchantment of Caffene.

In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a story where the businesses map to angels, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as The Metallic Clones.

I am Grim Ladyqueen, an Affectionate Neutral Nanotechnological Drifter.

I have been sent on a quest by Iron of the Mystic Tower to recover the legendary Negredo Missile from Samantha Levi, the last and greatest of the Decay Piercers from Ngghaoso.

I will encounter many threats on my travel, not the least of which include Prayer Fungi, Airtooth, Summoning Cascade, and outbreaks of Death Fits.

Years of training have allowed me to master the Barbarian's Toss of the Hellish Foot, and the mystic techniques of Cabalistic Physics. My most powerful spell is Undead Seduction, though I am also known as the creator of the Alchemical Rite of the Schoolteacher.

In the end, I will discover my quest was actually an allegorical story involving a computer system whose components map to the twenty-four letters of the Greek alphabet, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as Jungle of Elizabeth Bathory: A New Beginning.

I am Tome Paradox of the Silent Dragon's State, an Unambitious Evil Investment Cyberneticist.
> What the fuck.
I have been sent on a quest by Wicked Despair to recover the legendary Virtue Crusher from Xandri Redbone, the last and greatest of the Unknown Shades Of The Gibbering Divinity.

I will encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which include Spectral Children, Vision Seekers, the Warped Matrix and outbreaks of Woodland Chills.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Word Torture of the Ten Unwise Barbarians and the mystic techniques of Neurological Exorcism. My most powerful spell is The Six Incantations of Thought Alteration, though I am also known as the creator of Induce Neuroses.
>Holy fuck. Who messes with minds like a mad cunt? That would be me.
>In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a psychological story where the galaxies map to angels, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as The Sinful Creatures.
>This makes a lot of sense. Fuck.

It Lives!

rolled 20 = 20

I am Radical Dragon, of County of the Six Fleas, a Chaotic Poseur Iron Outlaw.

I have been sent on a quest by The Infernal Gigolo to recover the legendary Meggido Combination from Xavier Dark, the last and greatest of the Panic Haunters Of Manakigor, The Terrifying Goddess.

I encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which include the Wind Devils From Aaurnan-har, The Decay World, the Firey Salamander, the Harmonic Pulse and outbreaks of Doom Lunacy.

However, my years of intense training have allowed me to master the Forbidden Witty Immortal Avalanche of Automatons, and the mystic techniques of Nuclear Exorcism. My most powerful spell is Instant Balls of Mana, though I am also the creator of the Spiritual Incantation of Pornography.

(But in the end, I discovered that my quest was actually a screwball comedy story about inquisitors where the characters map to the three energies of Taoist internal alchemy (Spirit-Vitality-Essence), and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as 'The Plague of Australia'.

(die roll is my portrait, as decided by Ribbon's work)

>>13226484
HAHA, I have the best bunnygirl.

You are:
Bedlam Arcane
of
Province of the Giant Council's Bull, an Irritating Neutral Death Cowboy.

You have been sent on a quest by
The Ruthless Murderer to recover the legendary
Lucifer Compensator from
Lucia Wolff, the last and greatest of the
Desert Lurkers.

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include
Jackal Beasts From Thot, Lost Monster,
Grounded Necromancy Grid, and outbreaks of
Bile Despair.

Your years of training have allowed you to master the
Grab of the Sulphur Mouse, and the mystic techniques of Consecrated Immunology
Your most powerful spell is
Evil Invocation of the Golden Weapons though you are also known as the creator of Extra-Planar Incantation of the Milkmaids.

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually
The high seas adventure where each ship maps to the sixteen Minor Arcana of the tarot, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as Evil Island.

I am Legend Midnight of Fief of the Seahorse, an Outlandish Neutral Sagebrush Anthropologist.
I have been sent on a quest by The Empress in Wisdom to recover the legendary Urizen Engine from Circe Wolff, the last and greatest of the Unknowing Manes.
I will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Tearers Of The Faceless Goddess, First Goblin, Phased Dream Malestorm, and outbreaks of Steel Swelling.
My years of training have allowed me to master the Block of the Arrow, and the mystic techniques of Immunological Hexes. My most powerful spell is Charismatic Undead's Illusion of Knowledge, though I am also known as the creator of Spastic Rite of Peanut Butter.
In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually the screwball comedy story where the animal species map to the sixteen Minor Arcana of the tarot, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as Festival of Satan.
Huh.

I am Dirk Arcane, of Mighty Country, a Bogus Neutral grave Miner.

I have been sent on a quest by The Ethereal Sultan to recover the legendary Avalon Torus from Faith Caligosto, the last and greatest of the Memory Cleavers.

I will encounter many threats on my travels, not the least of which include Dark Renders From Utigothl, Mysterious Stealer-dreamers, the Incantation Matrix and outbreaks of Necropolis Pain.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Storm of the Flaming Goddess and the mystic techniques of Occult Immunology.

My most powerful spell is Unholy Rune of Blinding and Infamy, though I am also known as the creator of the Salad Dressing Blast.

In the end, I discover that my quest was actually the allegorical story where the cities map to the four Jungian mental capacities (Feeling-Thinking-Intuition-Sensation), and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as “Heart of the Ghoul”.

This thing is solid gold, I tell you. I didn't even have to tweak the thing to get something practically wholly coherent.

You are Fate Steelchanter of the Country of the Lawful Marquiss, an Ambivalent Evil Advertising Healer.

You have been sent on a quest by Despicable Waters to recover the legendary Beast Equation from Deidre Rosenberg, the last and greatest of the Murdering Angels Of The Devouring Divinity (This sounds so grimdark)

>You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include the Worm Beings Of The Profane Goddess, Coffinslices, Power Nexi (More than one Nexus), and outbreaks of Feverish Pestillence

Your years of training have allowed you to master the Five Intelligent Rabbits' Teeth of Ancestral Romances, and the mystic techniques of Clinical Sorcery. Your most powerful spells are the Crystals of Distant Flame, though you are also known as the creator of the Extra-Planar Cage of Hummus.

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually a crime story where the main character's moods map to the three parts of man (body-mind-soul) and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as The Professor from Hell.

I would play the hell out of this.

>I am Sin Mist of Duchy of the Dutchesses, an Lawful Angry Antimatter Politician.
That's... pretty awesome. Even if my homeland's name is somewhate redundant
>I have been sent on a quest by Foul Secrets to recover the legendary Tharmas Storm from Vanessa Cervantes, the last and greatest of the Demonic Cats.
So a succubus catwoman is against me and I'm sent by either a secret society or a concept. Pretty awesome.
>I will encounter many threats on my travel, not the least of which include Hidden Ghasts From G'tanaqutl, Mask Griffon, Geomantic Loop Mass, and outbreaks of Unholy Shadow Boils.
Those are all scary. My quest is srs business.
>My years of training have allowed me to master the Finger of Miseries, and the mystic techniques of Divinatory Epidemiology. My most powerful spell is Glammered Club of Magma, though I am also known as the creator of Spastic Prismatic Transfiguration of the Strippers.
Finger of miseries really fits a politician, if you think about it. Also >dat spell. Not the most powerful one, mind.
>In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a story where the organizations map to the sixteen geomantic symbols, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as The Soulless Eaters.
Strong geomancy theme eh, considering the Geomantic Loop Mass phenomenon. And the title probably refers to my class. This story is not about good heroes, no. It's about an evil, arguably more evil than its antagonist evil, finally succeeding in achieving its objectives. My kind of story.

rolled 71 = 71

ou are:
Paradox Spellwarlock
of
the County of the Seventy Giant Bears , a
Weird Good
Gun Professor .

You have been sent on a quest by
The Marquis Who Thinks in the Sanctuary of Possibility and is Held by the Spectral Spire
to recover the legendary
Tetragrammaton Drive
from
Katrina Du Pompadour ,
the last and greatest of the
Serpent Children Of Llilar-tha, The Animated Gibberer .

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include
The Wolf Brood From Dhok-mammarle ,
Vivisector-scavengers ,
Alchemical Thought Twists ,
and outbreaks of
Legendary Veins .

Your years of training have allowed you to master the
Dance Fist of the One Million Mad Spirits ,
and the mystic techniques of
Atomic Hexes
Your most powerful spell is
Dwarven Casting of Deflect Time
though you are also known as the creator of
Dispell Silliness in Comedian .

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually
an action-packed story about security agents where the characters map to the four fundamental forces (electromagentism-gravity-weak nuclear force-strong nucelar force),
and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as
My Mom Married Captain Nemo .

>dice is my portrait, as per Ribbon's art, but honestly, this character is epic enough already.

You are:
Axe Godreaper of Realm of the Sharks , a Lawful Confused Mathematical Bomber .

>sounds pretty cool, but what exactly is a mathematical bomber? do I calculate the trajectory of my bombs? how can I be a mathematician if i am confused? also I AM FROM THE REALM OF SHARKS! I AM FROM THE REALM OF SHARKS! SUCK MY DICK! I AM FROM THE REALM OF SHARKS!

You have been sent on a quest by Dark Vesture to recover the legendary Shamballah Rift from Jasper Creighton ,the last and greatest of the Madness People Of The Cleaving Avatar .

>MADNESS PEOPLE! OF THE CLEAVING AVATAR! HOLY FUCK!

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Gibbering Murderers From Gh-yo ,Unknown Mass-eater ,Demonic Law Flare ,and outbreaks of Historical Necrosis .

>Unknown mass eater? Is it itself unkown or is the mass it eats unkown?

Your years of training have allowed you to master the Elbow Lock of the Thirty Drunken Murderers ,and the mystic techniques of Divinatory Astrophysics Your most powerful spell is Kill Drunken Cat though you are also known as the creator of Dark Enchantment of the Urine Elemental .

>i guess it makes sense that as a mathematical bomber I have mastered Astrophysics. Kill drunken cat? Is that like Schroedingers Cat? A urine elemental gives new meaning for blast it wit piss.

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually
The satirical story about guardians where the characters map to Cathloic Saints. ,
and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as
Siege of The Terrifying Breed .

>Sounds AWESOME

I am Chastity Axesinner of Snake's Realm, a Neutral Frigid Business Archivist.

I have been sent on a quest by The Terrifying Jester to recover the legendary Mana Maxim from Salome Lestat the last and greatest of the Eternal Hounds from the Profane Realm.

I will encounter many threats in my travels, no the least of which include Decay Brood from the Ghostly Dimension, Vagabond Death Catfish, Alchemical Spell Streams, and outbreaks of Iron Shave.

My years of training have allowed me to master the Swing of the Eleven Cruel Boars and the mystic techniques of Invoked Astronomy. My most powerful spell is Abyssimal Conjuration of Sapphire and Dexterity, though I am also known as the creator of Zone of Toothpaste.

In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually the science fiction story where the alien species map to the 'fifteen men on a dead man's chest' from the fictional sea chanty, and in the years to come bards will spread word of my legend, which will be known as The Horrible Black Carol.

Most of the time, these threads get stale after a while. Yet each of these is solid gold!

I am Rose Typhoon of Amethyst Knight's Marchessie

My alignment is Neutral Slacker and my class is Demonic Android

I have been sent on a quest by The Unknowable Czar to recover the Hymn Rift from Antionette Morganti of the Devil Beings.

I will encounter many threats on my travel, not the least of which includes Wolves From The Murdering Realm, Serpent Shocker, Positive Curse Destabilization and outbreaks of Winter Runs

My years of training has allowed me to master the Deadly King Destroyer Rake and the mystic techniques of Molecular Charms. My most powerful spell is Conjuration of Flame and Stealth, though I am also the known creator of Astounding Ceremony of the Ice Cream Devil.

In the end I will discover that my quest was actually The story set in a world where the different professions map to the thirty-two Kabbalistic paths of wisdom and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as I was a Futuristic Helen of Troy.

>>13227400
So anyway... I don't know what to feel about this. Its just so awesome. And I get to be the girl too.

You are Wolf Goldamber of Blue Arch-angel's Province, a Pedestrian Neutral Data Automator.

You have been sent on a quest by The Cunning Emperess Who Desires Panic to recover the legendary Scripture Cylinder from Bryon Levi, the last and greatest of the Blood Slashers Of The Seeking Goddess.

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Desert Seekers From The Hell Plane, Lunar Ripper-chiller, Cosmic Invocation Interruption, and outbreaks of Warping Red Soreness.

Your years of training have allowed you to master the Eternal Thirty Shamans Trip and the mystic techniques of Theurgical Acoustics. Your most powerful spell is Wonderful Evocation of the Yellow Armors though you are also known as the creator of Bolt of Batter.

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually the story where the corporations map to yin and yang, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as Murderous Groundhog Day.

Aw shit nigga.

You are Sin Rainangel of Bull's Empire of the Mammoth, a Lawful Flighty Death CEO.

You have been sent on a quest by Dexterity of the Twisted Fortress to recover the legendary Tipareth Tempest from Angelus Cross, the last and greatest of the Steel Vultures.

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Darkness Breeders, Pikeshade Seeker, Conjuration Explosions, and outbreaks of Historical Eye.

Your years of training have allowed you to master the Claw of the Unspeakable Humble Snake, and the mystic techniques of Computational Abjuration. Your most powerful spell is Aquatic Chant of Seduce Bane though you are also known as the creator of Field of Diarrhea.

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually the psychological story where the diseases map to The Four Noble Truths of Buddhism, and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as War Beyond Planet X.

I am Strife Lonecaster of the Kingdom of the Glaciers, a Neutral Paranoid Mathematical Rifleman.
You have been sent on a quest by Gown of Slaughter to recover the legendary Goddess Adjustment from Virgil Blackman, the last and greatest of the Screaming Jackals.
You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Ghastly Worms, Goat Freezers, Ritual Explosions and outbreaks of Man’s Arse.
Your years of training have allowed you to master the Intelligent Cat Meteor, and the mystic techniques of Chemical Exorcism. Your most powerful spell is The Sixty Lordly Workings of Glasses, though you are also known as the creator of Eliminate Nose Picking in Babysitter.
In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually the steampunk story where the characters' deaths map to the Seven Virtues (chastity-moderation-liberality-charity-meekness-zeal-humility), and in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as Father of Hitler.


Well isn't that nice. I feel like making a MSPaint comic about this now.

I am Ciaphas Cain of the Dread Imperium, a Neutral Coward Imperial Commisar.

I have been sent on a quest by Amberly Vail to recover the legendary Shadowlight held by Felicia Tayber, the last of the Great Techpriests of Perlia.

I will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Radical Inquisitorial Psykers, Foul Orks of Korbul, Warp Storms and outbreaks of Chaos Corruption.

My years of training have allowed you to master the 5 Elementary Defensive Chainsword Strokes, and the mystic techniques of Jurgen's Melta Blast.
My most powerful spell is Psychic Blank Apprentice though I am also known as the creator of Accidental Small Religion Furthering.

In the end, I will discover that my quest was actually a Black Library story where the number of books written map to GW's yearly revenue and in the years to come, bards will spread word of my legend which will be known as "The Last Stand".

>>13227623
What you did there. I see it.

I am Wolf Anchor of the Province of Fair Mead, a Lawful Annoying Sixgun Butcher.

I have been sent on a quest by The Tenth Traitor with a Mouth of Coral, to recover the legendary Bhodisattava Tear from Lucretia Caligari, last and greatest of the Freezing Graspers.

You will encounter many threats on your travel, not the least of which include Torture Ones Of Ctl'iquakrnd, Agonyland Badgers, Inverting Nightmare Tears, and outbreaks of Green Misery

Your years of training have allowed you to master the Forty Queens Clap of Golden Palms, and the mystic techniques of Astral Biology.
Your most powerful spell is Hail of Villainous Sound
though you are also known as the creator of Infernal Ritual of the Panhandlers.

In the end, you will discover that your quest was actually The satirical slice-of-life story where the characters map to the twenty-two letters of the Hebrew Alphabet.

And in the years to come, bards will spread word of your legend, which will be known as Beyond The Hollow Earth.