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    338 KB Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:16 No.13237374  
    Some months ago, my kobold got hugged.

    A female elf barbarian thought he was cute, ignored his claims of being a serious mercenary, and hugged him until he stopped squirming. Some of you may have seen the first thread, in which you adviced to play along, and so I did: despite being shaken to the core by this invasion to his personal space, this unwanted intimacy, he has recognized that she was strong enough to have him by force, and obliged.

    So, despite still being angry and afraid of her, he protects her, helps her out. Throughout the war, where we serve as sellswords to a local king, he never leaves her side, bringing his spear to bear against any foe that threatens her. At first she thinks this is merely a coincidence, but she soon figures out that he is explicitly there to try and keep her safe... most surprisingly, she is incredibly upset about this.

    How many female elf barbarians have you people seen? She is a rare thing indeed, and is trying to prove everyone that she is strong, and having a small reptile protect her like she belonged to the kitchen or something was incredibly humiliating. Upon hearing this, he yelled right back and asked her how she thought that hug felt for him. There was a bit of a fight.

    For a long time, she would no longer smile at him, nor try to get close - there had been a few more hugs since the first one, during which he simply sighed and complied because it was expected of him and she had claimed him by strength - nor would he try to protect her from harm during the fight. Until a couple sessions ago.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:17 No.13237378
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    Winter has come: Christmas, or whatever the eqivalent, is nearing the fantasy land as it is nearing our real life. And there comes an instance where she takes on a group of hobgoblin mercenaries by herself... he is no longer here to protect her. She puts up a fine fight, but eventually loses due to a lucky shot by the remaining foe, and falls down bleeding.

    The next thing she knows, she is returning to consciousness in a crude makeshift tent, with the kobold nearby. Almost as badly injured as her. As he tells her, he had been nearby (coincidentally, this time) and heard the fighting, stabbed the remaining hobgoblin in the back, tied up her wounds, and carried her to relative safety. So where'd the injuries come from, she asks? A pack of wolves ambushing them from the woods, he responds. He says tonight they will eat wolf.

    So, while the rest of the party is busy trying to get a bit of a Christmas Truce going on, possibly involving soccer between the enemy armies, the kobold and the barbarian have spent the last two sessions in the woods, badly hurt, trying to get back to the civilization. She doesn't mind him protecting her this time: it's a bit of a special case.

    We still have one session coming up: it still looks a lot like these two will spend their Christmas alone in the wilderness, or at the very least without the rest of the party. What is a small kobold mercenary to do?
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 12/21/10(Tue)05:22 No.13237409
    Oh yes I remember that thread. Just enjoy the time and celebrate that you're still alive with her.
    >Christmas Truce going on, possibly involving soccer between the enemy armies
    I see what you did there.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:23 No.13237416
    Is this part two? OH SHITS.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:24 No.13237422
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    If you think you can manage it...
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:25 No.13237432
    Oh yeah you did make that thread. Disregard my deleted post.

    Nice to see how it worked out well since this is a pretty awesome story. To be honest I couldn't come up with a more beautiful image in my head than the Kobold and Elf barbarian sitting in a tent in the snow while a campfire nearby is cooking the wolf meat a cold dark and silent December night with no human civilisation for miles around.

    Wait this is starting to sound romantic in my head. I gotta get away from this before my mind conjures up Kobold/Elf porn.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:25 No.13237433
    You're trying to understand, I told you your egg brother had been killed,
    Yet here he stands in the very shadow of the dragon you came here to destroy.
    You came here to avenge His burning, you came here to save Koboldkind...
    Can you see now, you cannot do both?

    Tell me now, is there a reptile among you here,
    Is there no one who will stand up and try to fight?
    Tell me lizards, is there not one in all your tribes,
    Is there no one who values ‘boldness over life?

    They looked to me once, now they turn to you
    Do you understand now, do you see that the truth is
    They don't want to change this, they don't want a hero
    They just want a martyr, a tale to raise

    I've given everything I can, there are no heroes left in Snb’venden.

    So it begins, no matter which one of us wins
    The tunnels we're standing on will break and cave away.
    You will slay, and when you slay you slay alone,
    And in the end you'll see there was no other way.

    I've been here before, I've stood where you stand,
    They've come for the hero, the hero of Snb’venden,
    But why should we save them, when they stand for nothing;
    If they do survive let them stand for themselves.

    We've given everything we can, there are no heroes left in Snb’venden.
    They'll watch you die to save their lives,
    They will not stand here by your side.

    We've given everything we can, there are no heroes left in Snb’venden.
    Surround and watch as we decide,
    The very fate, of all our kind.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:27 No.13237441
    Sine I'm not sure personally.

    WW1 right? Pretty sure that's when they started playing football with the enemy for shits and giggles.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:28 No.13237448
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 12/21/10(Tue)05:29 No.13237454
    Yes. Western Front Christmas Truce of WWI. Most of the officers invole in the truce got punish though and yes they play soccor.
    Eastern Front got one on Easter.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:31 No.13237466
    Too late

    >Thappon which
    Good one Captcha
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:32 No.13237472
    Have them make a secret pact. Your kobold will allow short reciprocal hugs in private and they will protect each other in the field. No one must ever know this dark secret.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:32 No.13237473
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    At first I thought, "Copypasta already?"

    And then I read on.

    Then I smiled and was pleased.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:34 No.13237481
    >Kobold/Elf porn

    must have, now!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:38 No.13237498

    What's this from?
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:38 No.13237500
    In the middle of the night when they're sitting around the campfire in a moment of quiet, start telling this story.

    "I am a Kobold. We are the joke of the world. We're either slaughtered for being somewhere we didn't know we should be, treated as pests by more established 'civilisations' and exterminated or... seen as pets. 'Cute' is the term. But we are not mindless drones to slaughter. We are not pests to exterminate. We are not 'cute'. We live, we love, we laugh, we die, often in a period of time all too fleeting. We've come to accept that death awaits us possibly at the next heartbeat.

    "I say 'we'. I lie. I am not content with this lot in life, I will not die wishing I had one more moment before some fool cut me down as carelessly as you would put down an insect that bit you.

    "I will meet death screaming my rage in it's face, I will let flecks of spittle marr its vision as it tries to claim me, I will meet my maker screaming my defiance of my species lot in existance, and I will do so with a straight back and my weapon in hand.

    "But I would prefer to do so side by side with warriors who respect me."
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:39 No.13237503
    dear lord I wish my groups had character development like that
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:42 No.13237527
    My group never has it either, its always combat and arguing
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:42 No.13237531
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    >not Dogfaced
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:44 No.13237545
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    Well, there's the difference between roleplaying and rollplaying.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 12/21/10(Tue)05:45 No.13237552
    Then roleplay with each other more.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:46 No.13237566
    Honestly, OP. You two should FIGHT. You think I am kidding? Think about that time you got into a fist fight with your friend or even your worst enemy back in school.

    For me, right after we got done wailing on each other we were immediately best friends. You know someone after you fight them, you are bonded with them on an entirely new level as soon as your fists start clashing.

    Battle isn't always about winning, sometimes its about learning.

    This should work the same way for her. She wants to be treated like a strong fighter, a powerful and respected warrior. She's a woman in a man's game for the most part. Show her that you respect her enough to fight her.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:46 No.13237567
    Blue Submarine 6. Mutio. Genetically engineered mermaid. Based on cat.

    So, technically, and aquatic catgirl.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:48 No.13237576
    Yes I agree, mostly its the two grognards arguing, we don't get to try many games since they only want to play WFRP 2e
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:52 No.13237602
    Goddamnit, I lost my picture of protoman w/ "HOPE RIDES ALONE!"
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:52 No.13237603
    Older editions had them more focus on doglike.
    Newer editions took the old joke about kobold sorcerers and ran wild with it.
    Doglike and Reptilelike are both acceptable descriptions for koboldoids.

    >then Reways
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:55 No.13237625
    I've read this post before.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:56 No.13237628
    >old joke about kobold sorcerers
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:57 No.13237640
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    >mfw OP uses the picture I posted in that first thread to start this one
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)05:58 No.13237649
    You should do this. As soon as you're both out of the immediate danger and back in the best shape, at least.

    Later, hugs.

    Kobold/elf porn

    Not porn. Sweet, sweet loving.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)06:04 No.13237692
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    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)06:19 No.13237791
    Before 3rd Edition, there were a few rumors about sorcerers, including that they had the blood of dragons and that kobold sorcerers loved that idea.
    It was laughable at the time, these floppy earred doglizards' sorcerers trying to puff themselves up with this draconic wivestale.

    Then somebody went 'THIS IS SERIOUS BUZNESS' and went crazy with the reptile side and dragons.
    >> I apologised on 4chan !!857o4GkKJgy 12/21/10(Tue)06:24 No.13237819

    That is clearly the face of a Cat FULLY aware of just how fucking good of day he is about to have.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)06:27 No.13237837
    Do this, and then, when you are both healed, challenge her to a duel. Then do
    Tell her of your respect for her strength.
    She will likely tell you of her respect for your skill or tenacity.
    Everyone gets what they want out of it, and it's closely bonded BATTLE BROTHERS time.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)06:42 No.13237927
    Same. My DM only ran munchkin games.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)07:00 No.13238028
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    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)07:14 No.13238120
    Am I the only one who doesn't see any romance in this situation at all? Simply two warriors, through misunderstanding and accidental humiliation, come to learning of each other better and become capable of working together well. Warrior bonding. No romance.

    That said, go with >>13237837.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)08:17 No.13238544
    No romance would be epic, because "We're alone in the woods, let's fall in love" is cliché.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)08:26 No.13238593
    shouldve done the bit where you start leaving dead animals in her tent
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)08:28 No.13238610
    Not to mention because they're both of very different creatures.

    "Don't take this as an offense or anything, but you're like three times my size, you have no nose to speak of, you're missing scales, there are absolutely no nice pretty nubby horns to play with, you have no hot long flexible TAIL, and then there's those two round, squishy... things, what do you call them...? Mammaries? That's the word! Right, well... they're fun to poke and make for nice pillows, but they look totally weird and silly."
    >> Tannu !t7WooWOOWo 12/21/10(Tue)08:44 No.13238691
    Having character development that involved, that almost reaches the point of ROMANCE, it just seems a little... I dunno. Overly intimate with the other player?

    I'd feel uncomfortable at least. It'd be like we were making one of those silly romance books for middle aged women, except fantasy edition.

    It's embarrassing.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)09:02 No.13238778
    Hey OP what happened to My Idea Of setting up traps all around her during the Night to show that you are a True Warrior? And yeah also should have gone with the Dead animals thing too
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)09:30 No.13238913
    Traps were put around once or twice, in the dangerous wilderness, where they could not hurt a friend by accident. The closest he came to dead animals was when he caught and cooked a deer, and offered her the best bits.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)09:57 No.13239065
    Yeah that's exactly why that jumped up in my head, its so cliché that it hurts and you can't help but make the connection.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)09:59 No.13239076
    It's cliché because it is pretty logical and can happen. They wouldn't stop because it's already been done or whatever. Most likely, they'd stop because of >>13238610.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)10:02 No.13239094

    Can't something just be cute without you faggots ruining it with hurr durr kobold romance?
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)10:08 No.13239128
    But there isn't any kobold romance.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)10:24 No.13239231
    There is no romance. While it could go that direction, and cliche implies that it should, nothing has forced his hand into it.
    >> Texasguy 12/21/10(Tue)10:29 No.13239259

    There is a reason romance on the table is almost always a bad idea.

    Two fat neckbeards role playing romance is both laughable and awkward.

    I mean, I've seen it work, but the people involved were mature and natural actors. Its kind of rare.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)10:49 No.13239411
    Is the elf still pretty weak? If she is, I would suggest having the your character hug her from behind. It looks like you had this argument with her defending all of the hugging she has given you. If she begins to struggle, then let go and ask why she struggles. If she starts going on a rant about her being a warrior that kills and slaughters, then refer to the opening lines that you gave to her when she first hugged you.

    And no romance. That will be all sorts of uncomfortable for everyone.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)10:53 No.13239450
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    They've just worked out the tension between them and resolved the situation and you want to start it all over again?

    I'm deeply disagree with what you are thinking.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)10:57 No.13239483
    If she doesn't struggle, ask her why she lets him hug her. If she starts getting all romantic like, cut her down with a simple "That is disgusting!". Then use something like :
    For added insult, say that you used her round squishy things for leverage, when hoisting her into the tent. Make it so that you held no pleasure in holding them whatsoever.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)11:03 No.13239520
    The tension doesn't look worked out yet. The elf is still only letting the kobold protect her as a special case. This means that there is still some turmoil going on here. There was also a past argument, where a fight occurred between them. The kobold could be hugging her, trying to bring back that argument and winning it through action, instead of dialogue.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)11:04 No.13239522
    a fight occurred between them about her hugging him
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)11:04 No.13239526
    Post a bigger picture troll
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)11:04 No.13239527
    I can't help but imagine this as being something like that time Casca fell off a cliff and Guts fell with her.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)11:08 No.13239546
    >How many female elf barbarians have you people seen?

    None. But they still nearly TPK'd us several times. Under my DM, not even bears shit in woods.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)11:14 No.13239576
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    Yes, the tension between those two specifically seems to be worked out. The thing to do after this is to slowly work her towards a mindset that is less "OMFG SO KAWAII :3" to "Kobolds are cute but intelligent creatures".
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)11:21 No.13239622
    Lizard penis goes in elf vagina.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)11:24 No.13239643
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    Goodnight internet!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)12:37 No.13240069
    may flocks of sage sing thee to thy rest!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)15:58 No.13241589
    Can you have a bromance when one of the two is a girl?
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)17:07 No.13242433
    Of course! Bromance is a gender neutral concept!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)19:38 No.13244357
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)19:42 No.13244404
    I love the collective implication that this perfectly set up tale of romance waiting to happen is in fact a real gaming story.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)19:56 No.13244580
    Well? Don't tell me that's it, I want to hear the rest!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)19:58 No.13244604
    They had sex.
    Teh Edn
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)20:00 No.13244632
    /tg/ are romantics at heart. Neckbearded, number-crunching, fantasy-loving romantics
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    I think something about the hobby brings it out in people. one of the guys in my group is more of a /v/ kinda guy, but when I pointed out that as a party of nobles, the group has obligations to get married, he invented a romantic backstory involving his fiance getting killed in war on the spot.
    Mi frente cuando.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)20:19 No.13244899
    >>Sweet loving.
    *thumbs up*
    Because this is /tg/
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)20:22 No.13244931
    Yeah, that.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)20:27 No.13244996
    I'm playing an Elf barbarian in a game currently (We're actually playing right now, maptools game).

    She likes how kobolds hearts taste. In fact most creatures we kill have very taste organs!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)20:33 No.13245082
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    Obvious troll is obvious.
    Don't make be set down my cereal spoon, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)20:34 No.13245095
    This is largely true. I don't speak for all of /tg/ but I'm a young adult, working through the world, living at home and wrangling with shitty part-time jobs, parents bitching at each other (but being too cheap to get a divorce) and shittons of schoolwork.

    When I play an RPG, I wanna cut loose. I don't want to be a single 20-something hoping against hope that he just might get accepted into the professional program he wants so that he can quit working at the shitty burgerplace.

    Make me a hero.

    Make me a villain.

    Make me a valorous knight who cleave through evil, make me a fearful wizard who can the warp the laws of death world around his withered fingers, make me a cunning rogue whose chutzpah is such that he can trick the gods themselves, steal their treasure and live to laugh of it.

    For just one night, just one out of the week, I want to abandon the bullshit slog of my tiring day-to-day life and revel in the what-could-be.

    I think, to some degree, /tg/ shares these sentiments, and I think THAT is why, when we're faced with characters like this, so unique and alone who still happen to bond and form a friendship (or maybe more?), it's only natural that we feel for them, identify with them and wish them well.

    Hell, I sure hope if I were an RPG character, MY player would want me to have a happily ever after.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)20:35 No.13245109

    Not trolling, game has been going on for several months now. Although I'm the only player left from the original group.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/10(Tue)22:11 No.13246221
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    OP, thanks for giving us an update on your game. I remember the original thread.

    Now, I wouldn't got for the romance (while it's a concept that would work well in the situation if it were a piece of writing, in a game, not so much), I hope you go with some of the anon's ideas of doing something along the line of the two of you reconciling your differences and becoming epic battle companions. Hope you can make it back to your group in time for fantasychristmas.
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    >she was strong enough to have him by force
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)04:05 No.13249790
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)04:50 No.13250055
    Manly fucking tears.

    This is why we game.

    >lieratu remember
    Yes captcha. I will remember.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)08:36 No.13251476
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:05 No.13251663
    So... what was the result, OP? How did this end?
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:20 No.13251736
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:25 No.13251780
    We are to have a session in a couple hours. If the thread is still up by the time it's over, I will tell you.

    After that there will be a short Christmas break, though we're likely to play more before New Year.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:31 No.13251813
    I shall keep it bumped, then.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:40 No.13251849
    You have my bump.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:41 No.13251859
    and my axe!
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:42 No.13251864
    and his samefaggotry.
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    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:48 No.13251905
    Guys, this is all very touching, but quite pointless. There's no need.

    If it falls to page 15 or something, then go right ahead, but otherwise... don't.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:50 No.13251917
    mary-sue faggotry my god what the fuck is wrong with you people
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:50 No.13251920
    Cute lizard.....
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:52 No.13251928
    "Mary Sue" is an original character in a fanfiction, designed to hog all the attention from the so-called main characters. She is usually incredibly beautiful, talented, and perfect, and manages to solve everything by herself and defeat all foes and is otherwise quite indestructible. She tends to have a long elaborate name and tragic backstory, and often wields a katana.

    I don't see any here.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:54 No.13251932
    "Mary-Sue" from how I've seen it used means something like: "Any fictional character that is more interesting and has more depths and personality than a strip of cardboard." Actually, I think the word has the same meaning as 13-yo's shouting "FAG!" And you don't take 13-yo's seriously, do you?

    tl;dr Ignore all accusations of mary-sue, as anyone using the word are knuckle-dragging troglodytes worthy only of scraping off the bottom of your boot.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:55 No.13251941
    Then why the fuck do people cry "mary-sue" when it's the actual fucking main characters being kickass and awesome? Are they SUPPOSED to be boring and stupid? Why would anyone want to watch fiction of people just like themselves?
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:57 No.13251950
    Because those people are idiots.
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    >>13251917 here.

    Thread successfully derailed. It will never be the same again.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)09:59 No.13251968
    Ignore him, guys. He's been posting that shit to literally every thread. Dunno what the deal is.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)10:02 No.13251982
    kobolds: More awesome that other monstrous races.

    I can never decide if they should be a full player race or if that would defeat the point.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)10:25 No.13252116
    my eyes.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)11:06 No.13252330
    Holy shit the stars
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)11:10 No.13252355
    I kinda want to know if they survive or get eaten by bears or what.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)11:12 No.13252369
    Archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13237374/
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)11:14 No.13252385
    >Archive shit fetish thread with porn

    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)11:16 No.13252398
    Can someone link me to that in higher resultion?
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)11:18 No.13252407
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    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)11:19 No.13252415
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)11:20 No.13252418
    You bastard.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)11:24 No.13252437
    It's on rule34.paheal.net/post/list/kobold/1 . I'm not sure what page.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)11:59 No.13252652
    I'd like to think it was archived because of character development and warrior bromance.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)13:43 No.13253346
    >> cockballs 12/22/10(Wed)14:13 No.13253583
    spess mahreens
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)15:22 No.13254026
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)15:48 No.13254211

    you son of a bitch. I fucking saw that!
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)16:42 No.13254703
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)17:04 No.13255025
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    Patience, grasshopper!

    So I've returned. And I can see the thread is still up, so might as well post some continuation.

    While the rest of the party - containing an orc shaman, a dwarven paladin, and an elderly half-elven sorceress - had a fun Christmas time, playing soccer and singing carols and having a feast with the two armies that were supposed to oppose each other, the elf and the kobold were close to hundred miles to the north, walking through the forest, and trying to avoid wolves and enemy patrols. We had no healing among us, which also made things trickier.

    There were a couple little squabbles, nothing interesting there, but of note was the time we ambushed a party of six hobgoblins and a cleric. We pulled out a few improvised traps, including the beartrap we got from a smaller patrol earlier on, and the last remaining alchemist's fire. It was an impressive bit of teamwork, lost us only a couple hit points, and sent one hobgoblin running for his life and the priest caught as a prisoner. We forced him on spearpoint to heal us a bit, then tied him up a a portable healbot.

    Christmas night was nice, even in the middle of a cold forest without anything to eat or warm ourselves on. At least the sky was nice, with not a cloud on sight, full moon, and one very big star in the middle of it. There was some more wolf for dinner, and the kobold pulled out the speech >>13237500, to which the elf responded, not with a hug, but with a brofist. She apologised, he told her to think nothing of it, and the snotty hobgoblin moment killer made yucky noises and insinuated all kinds of bullshit, so that we gagged him too.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)17:06 No.13255041
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    In the morning, we got him to heal us to full health at last! It would still be two days to the next town, though. Let it also be mentioned that it is under the enemy control, and we were sent here in the first place to liberate it. Anyone in the party could do it even alone (hey, we're almost level 5!), but they put two on the task just to make sure. Unfortunately, as soon as there was another enemy patrol, our new hobgoblin friend, whom we had forced to follow us tied up and to heal us when applicable, shockingly and totally surprisingly betrayed us at the first opportunity! The rat bastard!

    Well, at least he didn't have any spells left for the day, so we more or less slaughtered the bunch of 'em, him included. Unfortunately, this would only be the start for today's problems... thing is, the next thing we faced was a dozen or so enemies, on higher ground, with longbows. Run away! Run away! Both of us turned into pincushions, with less than half the HP left and no longer an abducted healer with us, we were forced to jump down an icy waterfall, into the water below, and hide in a small cave, all wet and cold and hoping they would go away.

    And that's the end of that. Most of the focus was on the rest of the party anyway, but that's fine, they deserve that much. Probably not as much personal stuff and (b)romance as some of you might have hoped for, but maybe you'll enjoy the story anyway.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)17:13 No.13255147
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    Crocbolds are bullshite.

    Dogbolds with a few scales forever!

    And Cutebolds...
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)17:21 No.13255239
    Pretty cool. Keep us updated when next session rolls around.

    I'm gonna check the archive has been updated.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)17:40 No.13255507
    >jump down an icy waterfall, into the water below, and hide in a small cave

    Do I see getting rid of wet clothes and sharing the body warmth in the future?
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)18:00 No.13255785
    Given the previous events, I sense a 'no'.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)18:08 No.13255888
    But that might result in death, especially with the cold-blooded kobold! Surely they might compromise, and simply decide to never bring it up again and feel really awkward about it for a few sessions?
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)19:36 No.13256772
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)20:48 No.13257598
    Seems like more hugging will follow.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)20:50 No.13257622
    As >>13255025 here, I am extremely flattered. Hope it went down well.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)20:55 No.13257688
    >the elf responded, not with a hug, but with a brofist.

    Bromance ensues!

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