A ring that causes the wearer to always forget to wear underwear.
A straw that allows a person to breathe any gas or drink any liquid without any ill effects, so long as it is through the straw.
A symbol that, if drawn on a piece of paper, will cause any photocopyer or scanner that tries to scan it to permanently break.
>Like a copyright symbol. DOOHOHOHO. Ohh me. Yeah, I'll stop...
A business card that, when given to a person, causes them to forget everything about the one who gave it to them.
A key that can permanently lock any door. When it is turned in the lock, it magically causes the door to be replaced with more wall.
A mirror which always shows the present, no matter what it's reflecting.
A sheathe which once a sword is put into it, the sword will begin to rust (or otherwise decay, depending on material), and the sword cannot be unsheathed until completely destroyed (circumvents abilities which negate rust).
A device which has numbered keys on it, the numbered keys also share some letters and some have other strange symbols. Pressing the keys makes slight tones and causes the numbers to pop up on a display.
A book of infinite pages, each of which promises something more exciting on the next page and never delivering.
A clock that always shows a different time every time you look at it, the time is never correct.
And A small compact.
It tells you to put on more make-up