>Bumping, we've had a few good threads thus far.

kill local wildlife and summon a warpstorm to over take holy terra

fuck off faggot face

back to raiding( if we do ) here are ground rules

1. only on camps with no more than 10 people
2. 2 scouts will check the day before to see if its worth it
3. only raid when absolutely necessary
4. No survivors and no speaking to outsider about it

with these rules we assure that the cost to gain ratio is to our liking and we wont start a war.

>>13254396
Man, you don't give up do you? We discussed that Raiding isn't a viable option, but war may happen eventually.

>>13254316
Way to contribute bro. Back to your edition wars threads.

LOOOL. What are you guys going to do for defense, throw D20's at anyone you don't like. You faggots would get trashed in the real world.

>>13254490
Actually, I have multiple firearms, 12 gauges, a 10 gauge sawnoff pistolgrip, .22's, a .38 snubnose, .44 mag, a .308 rifle, and other weaponry, bow, crossbow, blades...

I'll give you 4/10 for effort and my response.

ignoring the troll, yes i am considering raiding, if things go bad id rather raid that starve to death

>>13254536
Hunting and fishing are better uses of our resources. Considering how much land we have, I doubt that it would ever be so bad that farming, fishing, hunting, and gathering won't at least hold us over.

>>13254536
>yes i am considering raiding,

Yea, you have fun with that on your own then. The rest of us will be bending our efforts towards more constructive, long-term solutions.

>>13254490
There are a great many of defensive options. Here are some examples of defensive implements:

-Guns
-Walls
-Minefields
-War-Raptors
-Armed Balloons
-Triremes
-Solar Magnifiers
-d10 Caltrops
-The Doctor
-Magma Channels
-Nuclear Weapons
-Spears
-Viruses
-Hope
-Incendiary Arrows
-Rockets
-Weaponized Rage
-Economic Sanctions
-Words
-Troll Catapults
-Bear Cavalry
-Siege Engines
-Burning Oil
-The British Empire

So far we have; A forge, a kitchen, Housing, a smoke house, Brewery/Distilling works, multiple farming plots, and a whole lot of people with awesome skills.

shit happens, you always need rules of engagement. slso im going back to my previous point of a downsized map, /b/ is a fucking continent

>>13254536
If things go bad I'd rather pick some fruit than raid OR starve to death.

Besides, to raid you need transportation to other islands. You could just, y'know, channel the effort of building raiding boats into FINDING SOME FUCKING FOOD.

>>13254607
4chan has over a few million unique views each year. We may need something that big.

warlike or not well have boats and rafts for fishing and trade

Electrician here.

Not sure how much I can be.

>all the reasources on the Earth have been reastored to record levels
> Long-Extinct plants and animals live once more

BRB grabbing loads of firelighters, my footpump and a toolbox

two weeks time /tg/'s engineering side has created a mass army of titanium armoured dinosaurs/aggresive creatures and we use them as war animals while firing tungten poison coated darts at anyone who opposed us

eventually pic related

>>13254662
You'll be plenty of help if you're willing to work. We have access to Solar power, wind, and Generators. You can help rig up Wind powered turbines to pump water.

>>13254672
forgot to add, we team up with /sci/

the islands consist of posters in the past 24 hours

>>13254662
Clearly not much help, as I cannot even type the word 'help'.

Basic survival skills here. Not sure how useful they'd be in an area with vegetation and animals I'm not familiar with.

>>13254692
Useful enough, best thing is to observe what the wildlife eats. Although it'll be basic tropical vegetation.

>>13254655
And if you attempt to commandeer one for raiding, you won't get far. Mostly because you'll be alone.

If we have the right equipment, we can probably assemble log houses in a couple of weeks. not exactly brick houses, but shelter is a start.

Maybe even build walls around settlements.

If solar pannels are avaliable we will be able to have a degree of modern convenience.

...why is the setup time so variable, some give instant transformation, some give you 20 minutes, others give you 24 hours.

Have to confess, i'd probably seek out folks from the sup/tg/ clique anyway.

>>13254679
I'm more concerned with where we're going to get copper wire from. I can grab a few rolls and some dynamos I have lying around, but that shit's vital and hard to make. And shit, we won't get much power at all from a few turbines considering the only dynamos we can take with us are small scale ones like they put in wind up torches.

im sure at leat 10 people on teegee would help in a raid

>>13254790
Weapons would be FAR better applied hunting.

>>13254760
We have multiple people who can forge and refine ore, and since there is an abundance of minerals, we'll be okay. It'll be labor intensive.

>>13254790
If at least ten people are that stupid, they will definitely not be allowed anywhere near the boats.

rolled 21, 91 = 112

>>13254790
In a setting where all resources are provided to you, why raid? Unless some islands have a specific resource, and are not willing to part with it for a reasonable cost, why engage in hostilities? Surely even a fool would see the folly in it.

>>13254804
It's going to be crude as fuck at best.

But we definitely won't be working high voltage, so I guess it isn't an issue.

Kiss goodbye to lightbulbs unless we can get some noble gases as well. There's very little we can do electricity wise.

I think /tg/ and /k/ are probably the most likely to flourish. /k/ from a 'fuck shit up and defend ourselves' standpoint, and /tg/ cause we're probably the most used to thinking in these sorts of scenarios.

>>13254790
You are aware it'll take months to build the infrastructure for any kind of ship that can make voyages to other islands.

...We're /tg/ after all, we get shit done, while others are satisfied by dinghies, we'll be building a galleon

>>13254857
We have glass workers and Chemists. I bet we'll be able to make 'em.

They called me a madman when I started hoarding weapons: knives, axes, swords, rapiers and hand guns. They call me insane, just because I have three 22cm knives under my pillow, one in my boot and four in the backpack. They call me paranoid that I keep a gas mask and a tank of oxygen near my bed. They call me a military freak just because one closet is filled with military gear and clothing, backpacks and tents. In the cabinet, canned and vacuum-sealed food. Today I am no longer called mad. My body is ready. Yes, I realize I belong more on the /k/ island, but I prefer /tg/.

But what shall we do with the tripfags?

>>13254861
Galleon? We should wait until we have a steam barge with cannons.

If only we had some wildcards like...

"you also get the contents of a DIY superstore, an electronics store, bookshop and stationary store at ground zero"

eh?

>>13254889
What shall we do with non-tripfags?

>>13254889
Some of the tripfags have been the most highly skilled people to post, some of them have awesome supplies and education. One guy has a 150 lbs. Anvil.

Hey, I sleep with a Machete behind my bed, so you're not that bad.

>>13254872
Even supposing there's someone capable of making synthetic inert gas, I doubt we could provide for even the most basic of chemical science. For a bunsen burner we'd need flammable gas for one.

Honestly, we'd be working at little more than iron age stuff. At best.

>>13254917
That would give an extremely disproportionate advantage to the smaller boards and pretty much ensure a full-scale resource war in some of the bigger ones.

to the guy talking about housing, id rather a walled city with makshift shelters first, walls give people a sense of protection.

also there are fsr more stupid people on this planet than smart people, and im not calling for all out war on major cities

see /k/ has a very self centered mentality, they'd end up shooting each other, plus guns use ammo and they can't reload wothout more gunpowder

/tg/ is very 'for the greater good' however once people start LARPing lost shits gonna go down

pic related, it's /k/

>>13254947
Considering the fact that I can distill Ethanol, we'll be able to at least make Sterno's.

>>13254928

Some of them indeed can be useful. But what shall the majority of /tg/ do with DLFG? Posting pics isn't much of a skill. Though, she may have other survival skills. And thank you for the comforting "machete by the bed". Now I don't feel that strange.

>>13254979
DLFG was in the thread last night, she stated that while she doesn't have many practical skills, she's a fast learner. She can do all the basic stuff that 3/4 of the board can do.

>>13254979
If you want someone to say "we rape DLFG" then just say it yourself and save us all some time here.

I mean, who cares?

>>13254928
FUCK YEAH

/tg/ forge

>>13254970
>also there are fsr more stupid people on this planet than smart people

You're not helping your case.

>and im not calling for all out war on major cities

But what you're calling for is unacceptable. If you decide to do it, you will, at best, be removed from the community to fend for yourself.

>>13255001

Actually, I didn't think that.

>>13254996

Cool, then. More skilled people. I wasn't present for the last thread, but was there any mention of wildlife or sources of drinkable water?

>>13255001
Rape and Murder are death sentences. Theft is also severely punished.

>>13255032
No, but we have a mountainous island, Mountains have streams and Aquifers, as well as fresh springs, springs flow down into lakes, lakes into rivers, rivers into the ocean.

ok /tg/ what's your skill for this situation mine:
>can do basic woodwork
>have bow and can use it
>can make fire without lighter
>know basic survival skills
>moderate physics & chemistry knowlage
>don't have gun but have safe full of shotgun shells (don't ask)

>>13255032
The inland lakes are freshwater. Plant and animal life is mostly prehistoric, but there aren't many large predators, except on the continent.

The real question is what'll we do with all the lame ass namefags?

>>13255088
The real question is how the hell we will identify anyone who has not posted a picture or description.

>>13255079
Metal working, Armory, Guns and Munitions, Distilling and Brewing, Bows and Melee weapons, Leather Working, Cooking, Design, Survivalist, multiple weapons and know how to use them. The list goes on.

>>13255088
We're going to tame hunting animals.

For that we'll need to capture some.

How do you feel about an exciting opportunity to meet rare and long-thought-extinct predators from a unique and close perspective?

So, we're transported to a mysterious new world..

No magic? No powers? No Gods?

What a gyp, if anyone can harness it, it's /tg/

ITT: /tg/ brags about skills they dont posses.

>>13255115
The way they talk. If you look real closely, everyone brings their own unique vernacular to the way they write. If you listen to them for a little bit, you can match names to voices pretty easily.

>>13255088
How will you know who is a namefag and not? Quit thinking 4chan, start thinking real life survival.

>>13255133
Actually, a lot of /tg/ is really skilled. You have to be to have a career to afford GW products, and you have to be crafty if you're a into SCA, LARP, and other things along those lines.

>>13255134
Well some of us (myself for sure) have quite different online personas than our IRL ones.

>>13255135
Now that I've covered my bases, I can go back to why I posted it. Humor.

Along with the way a person types, they also have their own sense of humor they bring with them as well.

>>13255134
Assuming you could positively identify those you speak to and match them to a name, what then?

>>13255161
No no no. Not their attitude. Think smaller.

Hrum. Take me for instance, I tend to be short, and honestly, it's reflected in my poor punctuation. I also have some exclamations that I use that come in certain parts of my line of thought.

How the Hell is one of those things. Where you place it is important. Why you use it is also important.


Anyway. It's not an exact science to be sure, but it's something I've used before to identify people I know posting on 4chan.

also /v/ will probably rape us since most of our posters browse /v/ more often

>>13255172
If I were you? I'd punch that Ted guy in the dick as soon as I realized it was him.

>>13255212
Then they'd be on /v/'s island, thousand of kilometers away. Good luck with that. Also, /k/ is gunning for /v/, so I'm not too worried about either of them.

>>13255220
Lol, schizophrenia.

>>13255206
I don't have nearly the attention to detail to do that.
>>13255212
/v/ also probably has a lot more unskilled people to take care of though. Much bigger board than we are. Unless they just decide to abandon those unfit I think we'd be pretty safe. Plus they'd have to get them to do what they wanted.

U.S. Soldier here. What can I do?

>>13255283
Remember back in Boot where you went through hell?

Welcome back.

>>13255283
I'm also a mechanic

each square is 10 km acrosss, yeah whatever

>>13255283
Lots and lots, From grunt work to learning skilled labor.

>>13255264
I only wish.

>>13255269
My opinion on the larger boards? They'll get their act together quicker then we would, AND be more viable in statecrafting. Probability states that they simply have as many skilled people as we do, surrounded by a larger workforce where they could prosper. Simply put, numbers wins out.

>>13255283
Work for the greater good.

>>13255312
Outstanding. You will never have a dull moment.

>>13255313
This is just /tg/'s island. Here's the full map. It's quite huge.

>>13255313
Each square is 5km high and 5km wide.

How long until we're able to advance through a hierarchy, or are we somewhat socialist?

What are the chances for liberal anarchy?

>>13255341
We aren't far from /co/.

Time for some glorious alliance.

>>13255341
Shit, I really don't like our proximity to so many other boards.

>>13255397
Our proximity is measured in dozens of kilometers.

>>13255363
>>13255384
We're a direct democracy, and a community. No fucking over your fellow man, because it bones you as well. There'll be trading products and labor.

>>13255341

/lit/ is the closest one to us. I wonder how our relations might develop. Mainly, because I don't shit about people who browse /lit/.

1. Establish a stable state
2. Ally with other boards
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!!!!


'es the general plan, cept add "for the greater good" somewhere in between, right?

the plans between boards is generally the same, I'm still not seeing what makes us so different besides the usual /tg/ mannerisms (the good ones)

>>13255413
Yes, however by the time we have ourselves set up everyone else will too and it won't be long before we see some outsiders on the horizon.
I'd prefer to be in a location like /x/, on the outskirts of the world.

>>13255429
I don't think /lit/ has many dedicated browsers. They'd have a very small population.

>>13255428
I like the idea, but just pointing out that its been tried before.

>>13255449
In fact, it would probably be humanitarian and definitely wise to allow them to co-habit /tg/land.

>>13255325
What about our average age? Anyone have an estimate on that compared to other boards?

>>13255440
And we'll be ready for them. We're going to be a trading empire with skilled artisans and valuable products. They won't try fucking us over for fear of what they'll lose. And when trading doesn't work, and they want to start shit, our military will be ready.

i say we build our village near a large bay and slowly expand, seperate towns too quickly will lead too splinter groups

>>13255469
I think it'd be older on average, but still early 20s tops.

loling pretty hard at how small /fit/ is.
I'd love to see the state of that island by the time we had inter-island travel

>>13255449
/lit/ has a sizeable population, but the challenge arises in their availability.
Reading does take some time.
However, they would be the most knowledgeable board about most things, especially ethics, philosophy, and history/social studies.

>>13255461
And it worked quite well for hundreds of years until they couldn't defend themselves. That's something we can help.

>>13255484
/fit/ like /k/, believes that conquest of other board's is the best way to go. I found it hilarious. They're trying to make a Sparta clone.

>>13255473
Why even have a military? I don't think we'll be seeing much threat.

It won't even be us who's doing the inter-board travel in all likelihood. Maybe our grandkids.

And judging from the whole "Predators" angle, we'd do far better to just have everyone practice some form of combat and just use them when we need to, like middle-ages England and longbows.

from our southern island were 300 km from /co/'s homeland

>>13255488
Have you ever been to /lit/?
The only thing they'd be knowledgeable in is being a bunch of pretentious tossers.

>>13255513
Where as we, /tg/, who shine in teamwork, alliances, communication, and the like, will have everyone join us for an abstract cause?

this is sounding like a campaign, or a game of Black and White

>>13255440
But /x/ has a horrible position. In the future, as trade networks develop, isolation will work to your disadvantage. Not to mention what the central continent represents in terms of resources. Proximity to that and to other islands is key. Even with its enormous population, /b/ cannot control anywhere near that amount of territory anyway.

>>13255516
Everyone is going to be armed and trained in Martial defense, with regular practice. All equals, equal work load.

>>13255341

Is the island next to /r9k/ uninhabited?

>>13255537
They'll join us because they need to join us. Passive aggressive is better then random assaults and "JOIN US OR DIEEEEEEEEEE" That doesn't work very often. We're smarter then that anyways.

>>13255540

United States, first half of the twentieth Century

>>13255537
It is a campaign, in a sense. One of us is writing about it. We could turn it into a playable game if we wanted.

>>13255540
/b/ is mostly desert. There's really not a whole lot of resources.

I like how /a/ is just a larger version of /jp/

>>13255560
It probably will be for a while. Assuming /b/ doesn't start there.

>>13255581
Not a bad idea.

>>13255584
It'll be good later when we can start drilling for oil

>>13255584
>/b/ is mostly desert

Where did you get that idea?

>>13255584
Even if it is mostly desert, that doesn't mean it doesn't have resources. It's not as if oil and iron grow on trees.

>>13255541
Violence begets violence. The sword invites the spear.

While pacifism seems like the direct answer, nationhood, and nationalism alike would keep the militia abreast of despotism.

It would be a long time before the lands of /tg/ become like the warring states of old, and even longer then that before the other isles become interested in taking from others what they cannot make themselves.

lets make this map a third of its current size for the sake of waiting until our grandchildrens time before inter-island trading and diplomacy

>>13255614
From the creator of the map and the general premise.
>>13255617
/b/ doesn't really have the ability to drill for oil, mine and refine ore, and survive in the desert. It'll be a hell hole. Think Somalia.

>>13255629
You would think, given the circumstances, that we could avoid some of the critical errors our ancestors made when first inhabiting lands.
But the way it sounds, that may not happen.

>>13255629
Why? It makes things more interesting if our respective societies develop over time. It seems like you just want to get to the action.

compaired to alot of the boards we're ok, /tg/ is quite varied with lots of skill while alot of the other boards will just turn up with condoms, anime, etc. we could turn up with actual useful items.

our relitive closeness to sci could turn out for our advantage as we would both develop travel quite fast.

onn question though, would we get a phone signal?

>>13255341
Why is /r9k/ round?

>>13255638
They would be like that for a year max. After that they'll get eaten by dinosaurs.

>>13255649
Teaming up with /sci/, we'd develop advanced communication relatively quick.
Don't think just phones, try outside the box.

>>13255649
I can guaran-fucking-tee /k/ will bring a HAM radio.

We'll probably have some anon with one. Forget phones for a long as time.

It all depends on how long we can keep the things going.

>>13255649
No, short wave radio is the way to go.

>>13255665
Tin cans and a really long string.

yes i do want action in less than 60 years

>>13255665
holy shit, prehistoric fax machines

>>13255679
teletype would do

>>13255675
Survival is plenty of action.

>>13255133
I can make crystals with house hold cleaning solutions. I can be our jeweler!

>>13255673
exactly

actually, on the original thread, we mentioned using drums and smoke signals, like the native americans did.
That would help us with our goal, help promote our isle(s) to be centres of the arts and what not

>>13255675
Too bad. Your job is to lay the foundations of a nation. You'll have plenty of other things to occupy your time.

So, roughly what proportion of male:female will /tg/ have?

And this isn't a thinly veiled LOLRAPEXD post, this is about actually GETTING to the next generation so that some people on /tg/ island will still be alive by the time representatives of other boards arrive.

>>13255654
It's a tower.

I think this is pretty important; will there be beasts of burden/horses on our island?

>>13255665
a really long taught wire going from our highest mountain to their lowest shore and vice versa, attach message in bottle, strap on black powder rocket, light, release

>>13255707
not to be sexist or offensive to anyone, but
all we'd need are a few

and if some of us decide to fight over those few, get the hell over it. there's work to do

>>13255707
20:1 seems reasonable.

I plan on having famous plays with me in some form, it would be awesome for morale if every once in a while a troupe put on plays and maybe readings of stories.
It would be a reprieve from so much work.

>>13255707
This isn't going to sound pleasant, but we'll have to have as many children as we can get without inbreeding, then trade them with the children of the other islands to keep the genepool mixed as soon as we're visiting the other islands.

I hate to use the term trading, and it's callous as fuck, but it's neccessary.

i want exchanges between nations on a larger scale in my lifetime

Fuck society, I'll be running around the forest Rambo style until I get killed by some prehistoric beast.

I give myself 3 days.

>>13255714
MFW all the betas try to fit on the top and thousands fall off the sides

>>13255747
And I want to go to the Moon in my lifetime. Can't always have what you want, bro.

>>13255740
Are you forgetting who we are?
I'd say that our villages can declare Sunday to be the day of gaming

>>13255753
>>>/k/

/tg/ has a decent number of females, not to mention we're bros with /co/ and they have quite a number of them as well.
We'll be fine. I'm sure the next generation will be smaller in number, but that's not such a terrible thing when you consider how much food kids need.

>>13255746

should such measures be taken, they should be taken as a last resort.

The genepool should become mixed by default once we mix with the other isles.

Also, inbreeding may not be an option, it may be a necessity.

>>13255747
Well maybe you can work out some kind of deal with the cosmic overlords to arrive on the island at the time of contact with other islands.

You will, naturally, have some kind of handicap to make up for this.

>>13255621
And lets not forget the islands indigenous population of dinosaurs which are there a plenty. Even herbivores can be a threat if they eat our crops or stumble through houses. A militia and trained military, Standing or otherwise is needed.
>>13255707
I think /tg does have a fair amount of women to it, obviously not near the percentage of men by still a fair few, enough to make over 10% at least. The issue if protecting those that do come from the anarchistic posters that see the island as a possibility to do anything they want, or whoever.

by downsizing the map i can have what i want easily, also /b/ gets a god damn continent, thats not reasonable

>>13255812
>Kill all females on island
>Doom /tg/ to extinction and homosexual abandon

We will needother tradesmen such as tailors and cooks.
Naturally, we'd develop these things as we went along, but if we had a jump start on all areas...

>>13255775
Unless you learn how to wittle, it'll be quite a while till you have models to paint.
After a long day of work, I'm sure there will be a lot of people who would prefer to watch other people be creative.

>>13255829
I'm a scientist. I can clone people with coconut based technology.

>>13255719
If not, then there could potentially be some kind of prehistoric animal that could be tamed.

Riding around on sabertooth tigers, pic related

>>13255834
There are a bunch of games that don't require figurines. I'd rather play something.

>>13255834
Or find a skilled carpenter and fashion a proper dice, suddenly INTERACTIVE PLAYS

>>13255789
You know, I recently watched Waterworld, and in is, before everything went to hell for the main character, he was asked to Lay with one of a station's women, to keep the gene pool diverse and free of mutation.
Granted he refused, they grew overly suspicious and he ended up imprisoned and lost everything good on his boat, But the theory behind it is sound

>>13255826

Dude, /b/ will die out within a month, given the number of rapists/pedos/auties there. Also, what's our take on racial integration? Asians are fine, but what about blacks? I bet /b/ and others will try some ethnic cleansing bullshit immediately.

Carve miniatures and dice from a tree and then go to the local tavern.

Also

We would need to establish a calender, unless we'd prefer to stick with the one currently in place.

If we had a 10 day week, 5 work 5 leisure, I think things would go well

As for the years, 400 days.

>>13255884
>5 work 5 leisure
You're not really getting the whole "Prehistoric struggle for survival" aspect, are you?

>>13255857
No games. Only hard work. We find meaning in duty.

Biologist here. Makin' sure we don't fuck up the planet this time round.

>>13255884

/tg/ calendar? No thank you... I'll take the normal, just to avoid confusion... also, you can't have a 400 day year... the earth completes it's orbit in 365.25 rotations, nothing we can do about it.

>>13255884
>spend a full half of a year doing nothing

Yes, that's a good way to survive.

>>13255879
How about we dont go by Race at all. They're citizens of /tg island and provided they all work there is no problem.
>>13255884
After we get everything stable enough, though half of a whole week to leasure is a bad idea, more time should be put to work with nights being a general relaxation time

>>13255879
>what about blacks?

Yes what about blacks? What shall we do with the vile wastrels?

So what do we do with the obese, the lazy, the workshy, and the violent?

BTW Chemistry major reporting in. I'd say gunpower is a priority, as well as ceramics (decent modelling)

>>13255884
>5 work, 5 leisure

Never going to work.

Why even have designated days? We sure as hell won't have designated working hours.

>>13255898
assuming that we're subsisting as hunter gatherers in a temperate wilderness we're gonna have more free time than you think. The average hunter gatherer "worked" an average of 4 hours a day.

>>13255924

There's a reason /fa/ island exists...

What will we do for dwellings, construct buildings or tunnel into hills/mountains?

>>13255921
That's the general idea, night will be food, relaxation, and rest.

Also, we have cooks, I myself am a Chef, and will be working people in my kitchen.

>>13255925
If they don't contribute then cut them off. They'll either die or realize the only way to survive is to toughen up and pull their weight around.

>>13255925
>obese

Work will reduce their weight.

>lazy

They will work or they will not eat.

>workshy

They will work or they will not eat.

>violent

Those who cannot control themselves will be controlled by others.

>>13255925
>working people in my kitchen.

We're resorting to cannibalism rather quickly, then?

>>13255940
Yes. Because, of course, the only things we will be doing is hunting, gathering, eating, and sleeping.
We will not be attempting to make any technological progress, construction, mining, or fishing.

>>13255925
cast out to sea on a rickity raft made of thorns

also I support full racial intergration, provided they can work, there will be no benifit system on isle de /tg/, the UK is a good example why not

>>13255946

We make tents with what we have, or barring that, mud huts/lean-tos... I once made a bamboo hut, probably could do it again if necessary.

>>13255940
>assuming that we're subsisting as hunter gatherers in a temperate wilderness

We're not. We're attempting to build a technologically advanced society from the ground up.

>>13255925
You work or you don't eat. Simple as that. The community won't provide for those who don't provide to the community. Do your share or lose it.

>>13255940
>The average hunter gatherer "worked" an average of 4 hours a day.
Might wanna use that free time to rebuild civilization, not just sit on your ass, eh?

>>13255971
>from the ground up

Eh...

I don't know.

>>13255946
Ideally, the first option. If there are suitable caves within easy reach, we could also use those for storage or as dwellings.

Any guys who actually know how to hunt? Not just shoot stuff, but actually make something useful after it's dead.

>>13255746
1st generation would need to be the strictest on breeding; to a point where the females would have to have a different male partner for every offspring just to try and get as much diversty as we have into the offspring. By second generation the sexes would be more or less even in number again, and the only problem would be to ensure nobody marries their half-sister; by about fourth we'd be back to normal.

Politically, /tg/ is secure for the moment, and can worry about building a society more then defending our borders.Of our closest neighbours none of /lit/, /ck/, /u/ or /d/ are terribly agressive, and we can turn them into freindly trading partners without much trouble. /co/ is the nearest plausable rival, but they'd more likely be too distracted with the possible problems of /k/ to bother with us; they could even be a local Bro. So for the most part, we tame the land and civilise, leaving our society a strong legacy to build upon.

>>13255969
The benefits system in the UK is pretty decent, it's the implementation that's fucked. I've been on and off of jobseeker's allowance as the only work I can get is temporary with an employment agency and I'm planning on going back to college next year, yet I still get so much shit when I go to sign on from the staff in the jobcentre, meanwhile I can hear useless cunts who have never worked a day in their lives spinning their shitty excuses in the booth next to me and not getting any shit for it. THAT is why our benefits system is fucked; the people who run it just don't give a fuck.

>>13255970
We'll have a lumber operation working within 2 months, building semi-permanent housing out of timber, and we'll also be manufacturing Cement, Concrete, and Coquina over time for permanent structures.
>>13255984
We do.

>>13255994
yeah, I can cook on open fires and prepare fish/rabbits

Im not sure about living in a constant progressive state, thats why our world is screwed up now, if the native americans had never been tampered with their world and culture would stay very much the same and i imagine theyd still be living a happy life.

>>13256018
And living untill about 30 on average.

Someone needs to map this out in Civ3. Give each board a number of settlers appropriate to their population + appropriate techs/traits, add in hugely dangerous wild animal/dinosaur barbarians from the getgo, and sit back to see what happens.

>>13255994
Just killed a Turkey today, and butchered a deer last week. I've hunted everything from Boar to Grouse, to deer, to bear.
>>13255999
Sorry, but my female won't be getting passed on, and you'll be lucky if you get one offspring out of us. Just sayin'

My first priority will be to find the highest mountain on the island and become a druid.

>>13256008
TWO MONTHS

more like a couple of weeks, maby not proper dwelling at first, but spears/arrows will be needed to hunt with and we'll need firewood and supports for basic shelters

>>13255994
As stated, I'm a chef. I think I can make something out of dead animals. Also, I hunt and fish, as well as farm and brew.

>>13256006
>THAT is why our benefits system is fucked; the people who run it just don't give a fuck.
Can't be surprised, really- the papers & politicians always make out their only job is to give money to paedophiles, chavs and illegal immigrant and keep slashing their budgets. Way to make you feel appreciated.
They've tried privatising it but they're even worse at getting people jobs, like 25% as effective.

>>13255982
well, I was thinking of having a expeditionary cartography and headcounting expedition launched in the first months by trusthworthy and unconspicuous or well defended people ....

I am not with the rape guys, but we will need to import like the romans did in the first phase of the city, else we will turn our ca/tg/irl into breeding apparatus....
And ,while I am not a whiteknight I am still fond of them, and think they deserve the same rights liberties and privileges as any of uf from /tg/ ... now others that were captured, they can be introduced to live a prosperous an "free" life in any role the /tg/ high council chooses, that and offer a prospect of raising anew generation....

OR perhaps femanons might choose ( unl;ikely as they will not know of our society only by the navigators who will sound like pimps if they try it) to imigrate due to the large population of working males and wealth coupled by a general XXI western respect and standing for wiminz...

>>13256026
and they were always living a happy life, in such a world living past an age were you could work is a burden on others.

>>13256032
good idea, i would if i could

however we don't know the terrain for most of the map

So we get sent to what is basically Jurassic Park, minus all the InGen buildings?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sVVigCwTmk#t=0m35s

This is what I imagine would happen.

It's absolutely critical for the first generation to commit their knowledge to a permanent medium if we don't want our grandchildren thinking our old gear is magic or coming up with some retarded religion.

>>13256038
Lumber operation doesn't mean making a few spears. I'm talking about massive logging and lumber cleaning and milling. It's more intensive then "I cut a branch and make a spear." Although that's going to happen too.

>>13256053

Ca/tg/irls will need to become 'Village Matriarchs' for the fiirst Generation; a system of Polyandry holding sway until the population numbers are at least partially normalised. Far from being at the bottom; the Ca/tg/irls will need to start off in charge.

>>13256045
Maybe if they'd crack down on problems with immigrants we wouldn't be in such a mess. I'm not talking about illegal immigrants here, I'm talking about the eastern european workers who send the majority of their pay back to their families in whatever country they've come from. Not only are they taking up jobs here in the UK, but they're not putting anything back into our economy.

>>13256053
We'll just have to put our arguement across, stress the necessity and hope they agree.

Can't, and won't, force anyone.

Piiiiiiiss. This thread pops up before I'm off to work. Couople of pointers to remember before I'm off:

>Freezing temps once winter comes
>Propper crop rotation
>Animal population control for sustained clothing/shelter

>>13256103
Hey Scout, welcome back!

>>13256090
It still turns them into ever pregnant breeding vats....


sorry no...

/tg/ is now babling away like they could dorf fort it all not considering that each will have his own vision....

Thing is everyone runs this like a dorf fort.... we are not dorfs and do not blindingly obey orders form the same hyperinteligence that has a greater plan then get comfy and survive...

>>13256064
AWWW! but it works for the imperium :P

>>13256092
Only because you lot don't WANT their crappy jobs. Here's a thought, go be a cashier at Sainsbury's and that's one less Pakistani immigrant right there.

>>13256064
I suggest we introduce the worship of Crom (the REH Crom, not the fucked up proto-celtic one)

There will be no prayer or religious establishments, only terror that drawing your God's attention will get your shit fucked up. Pretty decent way to curb a religious hierarchy before it gets a foothold.

>>13256092
>implying the majority of immigrants who actually work aren't more interested in bringing, or evens starting, families here
>implying immigrants who actually work and pay taxes do less damage than benefit spongers
>implying a man shouldn't be judged on what he does compared to where he was born

>>13256061
Is there a way to get partial randomisation of terrain over set landmasses? If not, I'd say this is where /tg/ setting-building skills could come to the fore... I'm sure we've got at least a few cartographically gifted who could work out the logical weather patterns and climates of our island if we gave them a few mountain chains and prevaling wind directions to be going on with.

>>13256101
one or two can dissappear... we must at least bring the ration to a 2:! or 3:1 to even have a chance of not risking civil war and roaming bands of psychos on our lands...

>>13256103
the Original original poster said it was a tropical island, less freezing mroe heat stroke.

>>13256128
People will have the right to have their chosen religion, however, public worship, churches, and pastors are forbidden. Keep your religion like your sex life, in your own house and not everyone's face.

Especially not Priests. They don't work, they mooch. That's not cool. Everyone pulls their weight.

>>13256116
thanks! Couple we make sure these threads get archived? This ones close to Auto-saging and I wont be aback for another 10 hours. Whats the archive currently under?

>>13256126
I've applied to Tesco, Asda, Argos, Homebase, Curry's, PC World, Spar, shit, I even applied to GW. Each multiple times, most of them don't even bother sending a reply any more.
And no, I don't have a bad work record, the temporary work I do with the agency has always been fine, I do overtime whenever it's offered, I never take time off, I'm never late, I always do what I'm told and I'm more than qualified. I'm thinking of looking for work overseas once I get my driver's license.

>>13256154
The post here says subtropical.
> or you get 10 minutes and then you're teleported to a subtropical island populated by the other


>Crossman's crossy
heheh

>>13256158
Suptg.thisisnotatrueending.org

I'm interested in the climate. How's the weather during different seasons? Are these tropical islands or not? What animal lifeforms are present on our island? I'm sure we could try and survive, at first, solely on herbs, fruit, vegetables and such, but we need meat. If we don't get to hunting animals, pretty soon you're gonna catch one of your fellows observing your cheeks and licking his lips in anticipation. There are mountainous areas, right? That means caves. Btw, for the cooking and hunting part I can contribute, since I've been hunting from the age of... 11... and learning to skin and gut it, and then make it edible. Uncle was pretty strict on that, we never killed anything that we didn't end up eating afterwards. One other thing: what predatory animals are present on the island?

>>13256176
was checking there, what tags?

>>13256205

Tag is 4chan archipelago.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13223130/

>>13256223
score, i'm off to work, good luck guys!

Just a thought,

Hope you guys like your girls hairy, because i doubt we'll have any razors for a while.

>>13256247
I don't mind hair on girls. It's my facial hair that I'll be worried about. Shit is itchy.

>>13256247
YOU MOTHER FUCKER

>>13256311

What are you angry at him for? It's not like he plants the hair to grow.

>>13256343
Or does he?

>>13256247
>>13256268
Well depending on what's on the island we might be able to figure something out. Worst comes to worst if women are concerned about unseemly body hair and they have some spare time, they can just pluck it all, like the romans.

>>13256374
Or they can learn to speak French

>But what shall we do with the tripfags?

So who else here has a secure tripcode but they just prefer not to use it most of the time?

>>13256374
Speaking of romans... bath houses should be pretty high priority to build within the first year or so.

m'self, i think i'll set up a city watch, or courier company or something.

a little bit of inventing on the side.

>>13256474

>city watch

Will you go around saying "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM"?

>>13256487
Yep, and a little bit of "ITS 12 O'CLOCK AND ALL IS WELL" on the side

Don't forget the masses of land usable for agriculture.

>>13256474
Roman leg plucker guy here.
Funny you should mention bath houses, I actually watched a video on them today. Building a bath house is very doable although I doubt we will have one that will be able to handle the amount of people on /tg/ island in our first year. That said, within three years if we handle the major problems of living in the wild we could build a pretty nice but simple bath complex. It takes more than a year to build a bath house well because many of the clay tiles and other clay pieces take several weeks to months to dry properly, then add the construction time and the size of the building and it becomes quite a project. If we're lucky we might have some hot springs to build over.

Well I spend more time on /tg/ than anywhere else, so I'm definitely in with you guys...

-I have good organizational skills.
-I'm good at improvising and repairing tools.
-In 10 minutes I'd have my arms full of camping and survival gear.
-I can build shelters and full-scale homes, I'm trained in energy management and structural design.
-I have exceptional people skills.
-I make a good diplomat and manager.
-I have solid training in ethics and justice.
-I'm compassionate and resourceful.

>>13256594
Why not throw synergy in there while you're at it?

>>13256604

are you insulting my resume-writing skills, sir?

>:(

>>13256612
That was the intention, yes.

Just a quick question, seeing as there's a lot of talk about breeding here...Are we gonna have 'Age of Consent' laws or something? Please tell me we do...

Also, femanon willing to learn how to cook and with not actually that many skills reporting in. Where do you want me training up?

>>13256726
I'd be in support of an age of consent law.

>what you are wearing and holding
Grab hold of my house
Problem?

>>13256749
I think about anyone outside of /b/ would be.

>>13256726
Stick by me, I'll tech you how to clean and cook. I am going to be making messes and gathering food. Thanks you, SO MUCH. An extra pair of hands willing to take orders cuts most jobs down to just a third of the time.

>>13256770
You'd be surprised

>>13256770
/jp/ is full of pedophiles.

That said, what would it be? 16, like today? 10, like in the 70s?

>>13256770
and /tv/

We should really ally ourselves with everyone to take out the shit boards like /mu/ and /v/, we can live without them.
Or maybe it's the people who make the boards shit.

Detail is good. Have some old maps.

>>13256835

Clothing would be a bigger issue than I think has come up (though I haven't followed every discussion.) Yes, there are solutions, but none of them are especially low-tech or easy if you want a sustainable, efficient process (i.e. tanning the leather, going from plant fibers all the way to cloth)

So, make sure you load up on tough, easily washed clothing.

>>13256770

Yeah. Something lower (possibly on a sliding scale - 16/20 is fine, 16/50 is not) probably, but definitely something.

You know that some boards are going to end up with rape camp type atrocities. Would raiding those boards to free the prisoners be viable? Faster watercraft and good home defenses would be important at that point, and lookout towers (with a mirror or smoke signal comm system?) at enough points along the coast to spot incoming counter-raids.

>>13256835
SO living in Steampunk city.

>>13256850
And terrain. That's as big as it gets. Someone began applying terrain to the whole archipelago but didn't get very far.

>check /tg/ island thread
>mfw
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
So looking forward to settling near Shadowrun and building Fort Cyberpunk.

>>13256852
I think, if we know of serious atrocities taking place we should do something about them if possible. But we needn't start a war over it if we can apply pressure via other methods. No sense heaping bloodshed on bloodshed unless necessary.

We shouldn't act like we can police the world, either, at least not unless we have enough allies and enough resources to actually do it.

>>13256899

Yeah, that was my concern - various fine lines between right and wrong, tactically sound vs. unsound, etc.

On the other hand, becoming a clear leader for human rights would be very beneficial in the long-run if it doesn't get everyone killed. The more boards with more females are probably not going to make alliances with /b/, for instance.

Population exchange to even out the ratio, plus mutual defense, outbreed the evil fuckers, and a few generations down the road we're approaching the point where we'd have the power to march in, liberate anyone who needs/wants it (again, possible slippery moral ground there), and then just leave and let them tear each other apart and die of old age, reclaim those islands when they're clear.

>>13256852
We're going to be growing Hemp as a major source of material. With a 90 day grow cycle, not to mention Cloning, we can have 20 plants from one mother within 35 days, then we can have a full crop within 120 days. Since hemp is resilient, it'll even grow into the winter. We'll have 6 foot tall trees of it in no time. So, start with 50 plants, you'll have 250 at the end of the cycle. Continue that.
>>13256784
More cooks, yay. You guys will enjoy all my cookbooks. And my knives, cast Iron skillets, pans and whatnot.

>>13256850
>>13256868
wow you guys really took off with those

>>13256898
Hey dashing, you still gonna be cooking and brewing with me?

Now we just need a name

>how about the united states of america

>>13257030

Awesome. I still think there's a gap between the raw material and the finished product, though. Processing the plants to fibers, spinning the fibers to thread, weaving the thread into cloth (and I may well be off on the steps here, and it may be we have some badass legendary weavers, but it's not like you can just butcher some animals, harvest some hemp, and boom, have underpants.)

>>13257059
Planet.

All i can say to this is i could bring some useful equipment (good cooking knives, fishing rod, other various tools.) and a person willing to pull their load.

You don't necessarily need to be an expert at something to survive and it shouldn't be to difficult to pick up techniques from those that know how to.

>>13257033

>RAWK LAWBSTAR

>Oh, I like the concept of this. I bet I could be really... helpful...
>Archivist.
>Fudge.

>>13257138
I finally decided to put my name back on

>>13257067
Who said we're wearing underpants? Also, I can just butcher an animal, tan it, and make underwear. Start to finish lol.

Where's porn mountain on those maps?

We're gonna need that, yo.

>>13257263
It's on there. You must discover it yourself. For Porn Mountain is inside every man and woman, they must discover it in themselves.

>>13257263
i made the original map over a year or two ago

I've seen these threads cropping up quite a bit on /tg/, but there has been one issues that hasn't really been touched.

Medicine

I bet a lot of the people on /tg/ are on some kind of medication or other, and what about the people who are transported who are sick? I'm guessing the terminal people will die pretty quickly, but what about people who only the sniffles, or something more serious? Back in the middle ages, a cold was a death sentence.

>>13257263
Porn Mountain is an actual mountain, yes? I'm working on terrain right now. Where should it go?

>>13257421
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/4chan_Archipelago#The_Leveling

>>13257421
We have a distiller making Antiseptic and alcohol, we have nurses, EMT's, Chemists, Herbalists, and other people of that nature working on remedies. We also have Survivalists with herb and remedy knowledge.

>>13257461
I would answer this, but I think >>13257276 already answered this question.

>>13257263
Assuming we all arrived at different places I was thinking as soon as I get there to start trekking to the closest mountains.

>>13257518
Everyone is teleported to the same spot.

>>13257518
Yes but islands like that might have multiple mountains. I don't wanna put ten years into building a monastery and realize there is another one across the island...

...Or that might be an awesome thing.

>>13257574
The plan was to keep going until I found the (or a) porn mountain.

>>13257574
Heey, multiple temples to throw off raiders- the porn mountain must be kept sacred.

>>13257755
Raiders? On those who follow the Tao of the Gun?

We raid them.

Boy, you guys are going to love me when I come to the island with a bag of dildos and lube.

>>13257766

Did you mean "guys" just in the general meaning, like "multitude of people" or just "guys"?

>>13257766
Yes. We will love you in a most literal sense.

You all will grab camping gear. Ill grab my pistol, buillets, and load my backpacks (Ill carry like 10) with as many books and dice as possible, not to mention tons of paper and pencils.

I sign up to be the scribe/historian of /tg/ island.

>>13257276
>You must discover it yourself. For Porn Mountain is inside every man and woman, they must discover it in themselves.

>>13257814
Everyone in general
>>13257818
... well shit.

>>13257986

And now dare I ask why would you bring dildos and lubes? And why do you think they'd be useful? And don't worry, at least one person here won't "love" you in that way.

>You must discover it yourself. For Porn Mountain is inside every man and woman, they must discover it in themselves.

>>13258037
Just wait. All of the females wanting pleasure but no strings and the desperate males will come to me for an hour with these. And this service I will provide in trade. Cleaning them afterward, of course.
I won't be a god, but I will be "well off".

>>13258092

>and the desperate males will come to me for an hour with these

Please clarify this. Do you mean men will come to you for the using of dildos? Or that the women who used dildos previously, will be paying for it by being with a man?

>>13258135
Women will get free sex, with no pregnancy, with no strings attached, Men, will get a show. For a price of course.

>>13258195

Ok, if you had answered yes to any of my previous questions, I would've stabbed you in the eye the first second I noticed you. This is morally appropriate. Though I don't think you'll have that many female users. If somehow you did, you'd have to get security, to make sure none of the men get too aroused and start having forceful sex with any of the women on stage. But how will you pay security? And I'm pretty sure that the women actually saying "yes" to that idea will want something more as compensation. I suggest bringing along a lot of feminine-oriented products, ranging from simple cosmetics, clothing, and such. And just one other question: where do you get the dildos and lubes?

>>13258235
That is for me to know. I also make toys.

However, I do believe I know how to use a gun, and quite well. People will think twice before getting "Forceful"

>>13258265

Must I point out the obvious? You will eventually run out of ammo or even more probable, they will rush you and you can't shoot that fast enough to kill a horde of ten to twenty [possibly more] horny, aggressive men who will probably disarm you, beat you severely, possibly to the point of dying, and then rape you [regardless of what your gender might be]? And you still gotta sleep sometimes.

>>13258314
Trust me, they won't.

>>13258314
You're forgetting, of course, that those horny, aggressive men will likely have guns of their own as well.

>>13258392
Not worried about it.

>>13258400

Ok. Are you Superman? And just to prove you wrong, I'm going to kill you when we arrive and distribute your flesh around.

>>13258422
>>13258400
well, thanks for giving us an example of a failure in communication and interpersonal relations.

>long live board-chan.

Oh! So, we have been having these threads for a bit.. who has found their transportation-to-island/disaster planning sub-par?

remember, if you can think about how to deal with this, you can think about survival in anything.

>>13258422
Nope, I'm just intelligent enough to deal with problems before they arise, and avoid them when necessary. I'm not worried about you, or anyone else on the island.

>>13258500

What can I say? I hate vague answers.

>>13258534
>I'm not worried about you, or anyone else on the island.

Then you are a fool.

>>13258564
No, I am someone who thinks ahead, plans for inevitability, and makes insurance. There's no need for me to worry.

>>13258612
You can't plan for what you can't anticipate, you can't plan for every possible situation, and you can't rely on your "insurance" always saving you. You are not Batman, and you are not indestructible.

Every one of these threads turns out to be...

>survival situation
>A dozen people talking about engineering, metal working, medicine, philosophy...
>6 people talking about their raep fantasy.

Nothing like a hypothetical situation to show what percentage of /tg/ is fucking aspies. I'm going to Porn Mountain.

Women will rule this hypothetical land. By all statistics, the men around here won't touch a woman ever again.

bump

Tripfag returns