so... I'm a girl?

Place my face in her hair. HAHAHA.

>>7392186
Oh boy. Mutually assured destruction.

Make her go outside and play in the fields with me instead of making some stupid Spacemines.

>>7392186
>place my face in her crotch

FTFY

>>7392186
Unfortunately it appears to be quick-drying.

You've glued your face to your friend's hair, she squirms under you in obvious discomfort.

>>7392229
OH BOY, PLAY PRETEND TIME.

>>7392252
>implying pretend isn't a traditional game

Post full pic OP.
Not because of the nature of the pic but I lost mine.

rape her

>Shounen club
>girls
What am I looking at here

>>7392229

Time to get her hair cut so she not longer has your face attached to her!

"HEY MOM!"

>>7392285
Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /tg/...

Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /tg/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

>>7392311
Weak copypasta

>she

Wake up from my delusions and go back to painting my 500th cadian miniature.

Space Hulk sprue? That looks like a Devilfish Engine sprue.

Chinks and gooks pedophile crooks

>>7392311
u mad?

>>7392311
All women secretly want to be raped.

i forget, which one of the ones in OP's pic has a penis again?

>>7392306
You call, but you're been up here assembling for a while and she might have gone out.

>What's wrong sweetie?

She's still in the house, down the hall.

I glue her urethra shut.

>>7392311
>HI, I'M NIGEL THORNBERRY

>>7392387

"LILY GLUED MY FACE TO HER HAIR!"

I say with a grin.

>>7392411
...I imagine tht must hurt like a bitch.

>>7392411
jesus that is going to hurt

>>7392411
The plot thickens...

>>7392439
>>7392411

>>7392411

>>7392272
here. Thanks.

>>7392411
HOW DO YOU GET HARD BUILDING A GUNPLA? HOW?

>>7392494
Go to /m/. They can help you with that sort of question.

I also would like to see a larger version of this, tineye only brings up dead links

>>7392494
ask /m/

I HAVE BOOBS! AND SO DOES MY FRIEND! we make out and wait for the glue to dry, forever locked in embrace!

>>7392411
I could swear that I saw a version without cocks once.

>>7392431
Mom steps into the room. Lily tries to look up from her awkward position, and Mom sighs.

>Is that true, Lily?

>Um... yes.

Mom looks at you, obviously not believing your friend.

>Really Teegie, I don't care who's fault it is, but Karyn is going to be SO angry. I'll be back up with the scissors in a moment. And both of you put your pants back on, it's completely inappropriate.

>>7392494
More to the point why do they need glue?
It's all snap-fit for kitbashing ease.

>>7392543
And so begins Suicide Pact Quest, part 2.

>>7392580
if all you do is snap-fit, you're doing it wrong.

>>7392557
Mom comes back up with the scissors. She pulls your pants up and begins fussing over the mess of glue and hair stuck to your face.

>It's nearly noon Lily, almost time for you to go home. I'm going to call Karyn and explain you two had an "accident", but I wouldn't be surprised if she's reluctant to let you come around again. You two really need to be more careful.

She finishes snipping the hair and then roughly pulls the remaining strands off you.

>That's the best I can do, but you'll need a proper haircut to straighten it out. And you Teegie, you're going to wash that mess off your face right now!

She points you towards the door.

>>7392889
I have no idea where this is going, or even what our gender is, but I like it.

Angry sex for the Angry Marines.

>>7393019

FUCK YEAH

>>7392889
I'll play your game.

Go and wash our face. Be prepared for Lily to try something. She isn't to be trusted.

Hot lesbian sex ofcourse.

>>7393259
You leave your room and walk down the hall to the bathroom. Your stupid brother has left a bunch of his stuff on the countertop and you angrily shove it off into the empty bath. You can hear Mom and Lily packing up her stuff from the sleepover while you wash your face.

You glance into the mirror and decide you're finished. A bit red from the rough towel, but clean.

>>7393391
Wonderful. Now we need to put on a show for Lily's mom so that she will let Lily come over again. Then we can proceed with hot shota or loli sex (I still am unsure as to our gender.).

>>7393347
BROTIP: Those aren't girls.

>>7393488
It depends on which direction OP decides to take this. The first pic was intentionally cut down so as not to reveal the fact that they are boys; it could still go either way.

I'm wondering what the hell's up with the one on the right's chest.

That's either a REALLY odd shirt or someone's a futa.

>>7393624

Look at the tanning marks on the other one. THat be futa.

>>7393624
Baggy clothes maybe?
trapping it up even more with a bra?
>>7393684
or just does the whole trap thing 24/7 and tans with a bathing suit.


yay traps.

>>7393624
Hormones is my guess.

>>7393624
THEY'RE BOTH FUTALOLI.

GOD DAMN IT, THIS ISN'T THAT HARD. UNLIKE THEIR DICKS.

>>7393624

Look to the dicks.

>>7393474
You have girl stuff and girl clothes and like girl things.

The doorbell rings and you can hear mom yell as she walks to get it.

>Come say goodbye!

You run downstairs to the kitchen and follow them to the door. Mom opens it to Lily's Mom standing there. You can see her car parked down at the end of the path.

>Hey Karyn! Lily's been a darling, but the kids had an accident when they were playing with their toys. I've done my best, but she'll need a trim to straighten it out.

Karyn glances down at Lily's messy hair.

>Oh, it's no problem, she's due for a cut anyway. I hope she hasn't been too much trouble.

Yawn, BORING parent stuff. Mom continues to talk as Lily walks out the door, you poke her in the back as she walks past and then wave. You grin up at Lily’s Mom and say

>>Thanks for letting Lily stay over, Mrs. Madison!

Mom frowns at you as the door shuts and you think you might have heard the words "bad influence" muttered from behind it as they walk away.

((dice 1d2 in the email field, 1 is girl, 2 is trap. If it’s trap I’ll stop now and continue tomorrow, because it requires research))

>>7393896
Damnit, you forgot option 3, delicious futa-loli!

>>7393950
roll for that too then

rolled 3 = 3

>>7393957
Fine, I will.

>>7393961

Yay!

>>7393961
>>7393961
YES!

>>7393961
>>7393971
mmmmm..... delicious futa loli...

>>7393971
>>7393961
((Grats, Futa-loli Quest will continue tomorrow.))

That looks like a tube of Tamiya putty in OPs picture, not glue. WTF artist.

>This thread

>>7393996
I will await it with much eagerness! Any idea on time?

Dude putting plastic glue or tenex-7 on someone's penis is not cool, that shit causes cancer and birth defects.


Shit, most hobby supplies cause cancer and birth defects...you don't see me putting kicker on my nuts.

>>7393998
Wait what? I thought it was some sort of sculpting tool.

>>7394048
a giant sculpting hook?

>>7394040
not to mention all the lead in the models effecting childhood brain development.

>>7394064
Hey, I do clay sculptures and we have crazy tools like you wouldn't believe. Yeah a sculpting hook!

>>7394048
The "glue" in the darker girls left hand (the tube) is Tamiya modeling putty (its the same crap on the other girls face).

>>7394155
what's it for, is it just epoxy?

>>7394033
I'll try to make it the same time.

>>7394155
So she DIDN'T glue her friend's urethra shut? That makes me a little happier, I guess.

>>7394245
Ah! Dude, just reading that hurt.

>>7394198
Excellent.

>>7394245
She did. The girl putting glue on the other's dick is most certainly using glue(Gunze brand I think). The grey shit on the right-hand one is a putty used to fill gaps in models and such. Also, I seriously doubt you can glue someone's uretha with shitty plastic glue. Now, if it was superglue...

>>7394547
still have you read the label of your plastic glue? CANCER BIRTH DEFECTS

>>7394564
If I dipped my dick in it for years, or maybe bathed in it, sure. Just placing it on your skin? Give you mild irritation, that's all it will(unless you're allergic). Same as lead-sure, it's poison, and sure, you'll find lables on lead saying so. But unless you omnomnom it like cereals it won't ever reach dangerous enough levels. You probably get more lead from going into a city on a windless day anyway.

>>7394614
fuck I'm getting lead poisoning as we speak?

>>7394564
plastic glue contains acetate which is cancerous (and melts polystyrene together releasing it as a gas). CA glue (super glue) contains cyanide. pick your poison.

>>7394652
It's everywhere in America...your computer and your keyboard has lead in it.

>>7394652
You're getting OXYGEN poisoning. And that's far more serious, breathing oxygen leads to death you know!

>>7394663
OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


What next? Are my warhammer armies made of lead?

>two girls playing with sprues.
D'aaaaaaw this must be the cutest hobby related picture I've ever
> girls have dicks
Goddamnit /tg/.

>>7394719
Don't worry, they're not traps, just futa. It's perfectly fine.

>>7394696
Lead is illegal for the use in toys in the UK.

>>7394746
Goddamnit, I still think it's traps more than futa, it just doesn't look like girls room.

>>7394923
the guy rolled a 3 its going to be futa

Well to their credit it looks like they are building gun dam shit. Only girls build those sorry excuses for models

>>7394957
Admit it, you always wanted a gundam as a wee kid.

>>7394943
Bitched about the lack of a futa option, got to roll, futa obtained. I am very satisfied with my work.

Is there more of these girls and their young and dicked hi-jinks?

>>7394696
If your army dates from the 80s or early 90s, then yes.

>>7395029
fuck. fucking squats are lead arent they?

>>7392411
She tackles you for such a rude action and, forgetting her cock was hanging out of her underpants, the glue quick-dries. You're now stuck together by the tips of your dicks, you can't pull apart from her and you're out of solvent.

BAD END...

...or BEST END?

>>7395044
Have you been eating any? Inserting yhem in your anus may also be bad. Did you inhale the lead? If not, use common sense, and stop panicking.

>>7395044
They're made of the finest space lead.

>>7394965
No, That shit is bullshit..."oh look I'm an your average typical Military Gundam....la dee daaa, oh shit, a new model gundam, and what's this, I got hit by a stray bullet from his new model gundamn gun? Oh shi-"

+EXPLODE SOUNDS*

I'm sorry, what's the point of gundams if they get blown up by one hit?

>>7395079
How do I know, I never watched any as a kid, and sure as fuck I wont now. But you still wanted a little gundam to call your own, admit it!

any 40k models made before 1997 are lead.

>>7395079
whats the point of being a space marine when a guardsmen with less armor and training survives a whole campaign while you die to a headshot?

>>7395105
White metal came in before 1997 didn't it?

>>7395071
>inserting them in your anus may also be bad...

>>7395071
inhaling is the same as stuffing them up my nose when their covered in chocolate right?

>>7395141
If they're covered in chocolate you're probably ok.

>>7395128
Yes, but GW only received the legal pressure to move to lead-free white metal in 97. Any models made before then are at least 90% lead. They used to have "wash your hands because of lead" signs up in GW stores.

>>7395101
No. I was building the Tan 'Beakie" Space marines at the time.

>>7395174
Mail order pages used to carry a lead warning too if I recall.

>>7395128
White metal came in during the 80s, but the ban was in 94. As far as I know the biggest line of lead based minis is Reaper's P-65 line.