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    127 KB Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:38 No.7717423  
    Hey /tg/, is this worth watching?
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:42 No.7717438
    Personally I preffered the Knightfighters of the Shadowfight
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:43 No.7717451

    Bullshit, that was vastly inferior to Godking of The Goldsteel Mountainsea.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:45 No.7717458
    Lord of the god-kings was the best, fuck off.
    >> Boomer !!MBwbEofHcyx 01/22/10(Fri)09:45 No.7717459

    The Vikingzombies of Witchkicker Fireland was pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:46 No.7717463
    I heartily recommend "The Spooky Castle"
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:46 No.7717469
    ITT faggots who haven't seen Blooddeath Demongods of Hellraven Badplace
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:46 No.7717474
    You philistines have probably never even heard of the Stabslasher Tome-Chronicles.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:47 No.7717480
    Oh Christopher Lloyd...
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:50 No.7717491

    Oh man, Knifehelmet was such a badass. He was easily the mightiest of the entire Battleface Orderclan
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:55 No.7717517

    Fuck you and your Knifehelmet, Darkbrood the Black was a much better character.
    >> Lazy DM V !vONhvIg88o 01/22/10(Fri)09:56 No.7717521
    I must've missed this. Wot's all dis den?
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:57 No.7717529
    >defending Darkbrood the Black
    King Swordistan McSwordmaster was the superior character.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:58 No.7717533
    Skeleton Horde of Firebloodbone Valleytown was the bets
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:58 No.7717534


    Oh fuck off Darkbrood. Like there aren't a million guys who's motheruncle was murderaped by a spikedemon gibbonmoose.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)09:59 No.7717546
    I'm sick of hearing this shit. They're the same goddamn character. McSwordmaster was slightly gayer and on the good guys side. THAT'S FUCKING IT.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:00 No.7717554
    /r/ 34 on Princess Chastemaiden
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:01 No.7717557
    Doom cave of the Dragon Death was better than all this shit.

    You know it and I know it. Shame about the sequel.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:01 No.7717559

    Duh, they're literally the same character.

    McSwordmaster was pretending to be Darkbrood to infilitrate Castlefort Umberdark so he could get close enough to Overlord Evilbad to kill him with the mystical Glassfuck Swordstain
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:01 No.7717560

    Still better than the LOL I WAS SUPERAWESOME AT BLADEMAGIC FROM THE AGE OF 10 ONWARD fuckery certain other people fawn over.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:02 No.7717566
    Sluttyra the Treacherous was way hotter, a shame she got pushed into that lava pit the minute you find out she was on the good guys' side all along.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:03 No.7717573

    Given that he was chosen by the ubergods to be the reincarnation of the legendary warrior Fightbattler, it's not like he had a choice in being awesome

    He just wanted to farm mudweevils.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:04 No.7717575
    But it's a fake?
    There is a website where you put your pics and it makes a generic fantasy poster with the faces of your friends?
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:04 No.7717582

    I KNEW I wasn't the only one seeing the subtext between him and Court Adviser Turnpage!
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:05 No.7717583
    Please keep it up, /tg/

    I need to write an ironically terrible screenplay for my class.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:05 No.7717590
    >>Sluttyra the Treacherous
    >>Implying muffintops are hot
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:06 No.7717593

    Yeah, the writer was planning on setting up this homo love triangle in the next volume between McSwordmaster, Turnpage and that captain of the guard, Thirdwheel.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:08 No.7717610

    And that's not a tired old trope exactly how? And don't get me started on his companion. A renegade lionsnake from the Scorchwastes? REALLY? THOSE THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL EVERYTHING ON SIGHT BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING SAVAGES. GODDAMN IT I HATE IT WHEN AN AUTHOR RAPES HIS OWN FLUFF
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:11 No.7717632

    Knifehelmet tamed the lionsnake after kicking its tailass with a broken rake. He whupped it until it loved him. That's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:12 No.7717636
    Oh come on, that was Odren the Evil's crowning moment of awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:13 No.7717638
    We have a winner.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:13 No.7717644
    Thirdwheel? Wasn't he the obnoxious ORDER AND SECURITY ABOVE ALL ELSE guy?

    His second in command, Lady Spearsinger, was much more interesting.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:14 No.7717647

    It was more tragic, the way I read it at least.

    He was made to do it against his will by the Unnecessarily Evil Overbaron; he totally had an evil boner for Sluttyra otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:15 No.7717666

    Yeah, he's kind of a bit part at first. I guess he has to be fleshed out a little if he's going to be winning McSwordmaster's gay-love.

    But then, I do have this theory that Thirdwheel was actually The Masked Engimaman who saved Knifehelmet from the Dragonmen of Grimblood Pass.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:17 No.7717674
    Captain Red Bloodgood is the manliest character in all of fiction.


    Hint: You can't. In the defence of Stonewall alone he exceeded any other manly man in history.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:18 No.7717680
    He was killed by Hyuk the Goblin.

    He was killed by the fucking comedy relief.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:18 No.7717684

    His manly death at the hands of the entire Goblinfire Hordefleet was manly tears ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:20 No.7717695

    Well, yeah. Treachery like that is to be expected from a Nightweasel Goblin.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:20 No.7717707
    ITT: 4E names.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:21 No.7717709
    Are you serious?

    Give me some proof.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:24 No.7717740
    Cool story, threadtroller broposter.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:24 No.7717741


    Masked Enigmaman appears after Knifehelmet sees a raven go past, right? Thirdwheel is mentioned as using ravens as messengers.

    Next, Enigmaman uses a jagged spearwhip, which is a really rare weapon only a few people ever know how to use. It's hinted at that Thirdwheel is one of those guys.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:26 No.7717761
    I always thought that meant that Enigmaman was actually Spearsinger. After all, if Thirdwheel was the one, he wouldn't need to use his ravens, right?
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:27 No.7717770
    Captain Shout Alwaysinanger was the most GAR of characters
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:29 No.7717791
    Anyone have those 4e naming tables?
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:30 No.7717797

    No, I disagree; remember that Spearsinger had been cursed by the Crone-Witches of Hatestone that she'd die if she ever went to Grimblood Pass.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:31 No.7717805
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:35 No.7717833
    I thought she'd broken that curse by declaring her love for Goldleaf Skysong at that point.

    I tended to skim over parts with him in, though. Fucking elf.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:36 No.7717845

    Oh please. Everyone knows he lusts after goblincock.
    >> Boomer !!MBwbEofHcyx 01/22/10(Fri)10:36 No.7717848
    The character, or the body part?
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:37 No.7717851

    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:37 No.7717856
    But what about that time he shamebetrayed the Spiderclaimed trashtribe? He had to change his name to Sinsucker Feardeath, and could only act heroically in his disguise as Evilflayer, Flaysinger of the Evildread Hordlingdoves. Surely that must count for something.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:38 No.7717860

    Brother, that Extended Universe shit aint canon and YOU KNOW IT.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:39 No.7717868
    Psychotroll Angersmash was the greatest minion ever. Fuck yeah, smash through the castle doors singlehandedly and kill the king.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:42 No.7717888
    Extended Universe? Fuck you, the Grownshowing Demonverse novels are just as canon as the Trilquadrology movies.

    You're just mad because they deathkilled Kravenhero McGoldsilver in the first booksaga.
    >> MechaMilk !T.We2gZSuI 01/22/10(Fri)10:42 No.7717889
    To be fair, Word of God says it's canon- for now though. Personally, I'll take it as canon, since it confirms Aesclapius Lifehealer survived the Kriegwars.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:43 No.7717892
    ITT: Fuckers not appreciating Darkbrood the Black.
    >> SAGE Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:44 No.7717897
    Looking at the time stamps, its almost like the original poster derailed his thread and kept alive for the first a hour. This isn't even trolling if no one is paying attention to it...
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:44 No.7717907
    I'm the OP, and I still have no idea if it's good or not. A couple of youtube vids made it seem shitty.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:45 No.7717914
    >people posted in the thread!
    >sometimes only a minute apart!
    >Looks like Boardharming Samefag is up to his old tricks!
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:45 No.7717915
    It was a bold move by the author to include that one transgender character... fuck, what was her name again? Oh, yeah, right... Lady Secretwang of the Hiddenballs Clan.

    I bet it's just a matter of time before they actually deliver on that flashback lovescene between her, Lord Mightypeen, and Princess Stickyloins they've been hinting at since she was introduced last month.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:46 No.7717923
    Chances are, it is shitty.

    Isn't it on some streaming site where you can at least get an idea?
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:46 No.7717925
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    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:47 No.7717937

    Derailer The First here. I'm not OP, nor do I know anything about the original subject matter. I just thought the title was retarded.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:48 No.7717942
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    This thread is why I love /tg/

    Rock on, ca/tg/irls and elegan/tg/entlemen.
    >> Boomer !!MBwbEofHcyx 01/22/10(Fri)10:48 No.7717945

    Oh excrementshit! I forgot we haven't answerreplied your questionsearch!

    It's terriblebad. Real Campycheese McSucksalot.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:49 No.7717956
    The famous castledoors of the Doorcastle.
    I reccommend Protectordefenders of the castledoors of the Doorcastle. It's a bookromance about friendship and duty.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:50 No.7717964

    Oh fuck no.

    Their history diverges massively at the Battle of Fightplace. In the originals, Woundstabber's armies of doubledead swarm over the fortifactions and slaughter everyone in the town. In the shitty glorified fanfics, everyones favourite Gary Stu - Captain Garrius Stuventia - leads the people in a retarded charge and somehow wins. That MASSIVELY changes the course of the entire Hardgay Wars.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:51 No.7717970

    The Kreigewars sucked ass.
    Everyone knew the sky elves were going to betray Lord Buff Mc Blond
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:55 No.7717990
    Yeah but Noblesavage leader of the orc clans rushing in to save the day was a nice twist.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:55 No.7717993
    my DM liked it, i haven't seen it so i couldn't say, but i will say this it probably can't get much worse than the D&D movie.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:57 No.7718015
    Except once the novelsagas get going, they establish that the victorysong of the Paladinbloods is actually a dreamwreath that the blooddying Captainregent Mountwhore is having, and, due to her immense psychomind powerthoughts, created as halfreal dreamwanderers.

    As a result, both were true in actual canon, with the dreamwanders slowly turning into halfbrood controlpuppets.

    Of course, you'd know that if you really paid attention to the novelsagas.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)10:59 No.7718035

    Personally, I ship Thridwheel/Spearsinger.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:02 No.7718059

    Except you apparently missed the part where Woundstabber's master, Fleshtaker, was using the Seven Shards of the Devildemons to create his own infernohell planeworld, which tainted half of the dreamwanderers into nightmarebringers which killed fully half of the rest of the dreamwanderers.

    That guaranteed that Woundstabber's victory at Fightplace would be absolute.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:04 No.7718082

    I always liked how Goblincock was an elf.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:05 No.7718085

    Please, Darkbrood was just an incompetent bully. We'r'e supposed to believe he united the Swordling tribes of Cold-doom Mountain? And that Heel Face Turn he did when the tide turned against him? Bullshit.

    Shadowlash Doombringer was the real villain, and he actually had decent motivations. He was a proper 3-dimensional villain. Anyone could understand his need for vengeance against The Goldenleaf Elves for the treatment of his people.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:06 No.7718094
    Pfft. Ladylord Verbnoun of Nounverb is the best character ever.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:07 No.7718101

    Bull. Lordking Adjectivenoun was superior.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:10 No.7718116
    It would have been, if it wasn't for the Halfbrood, who controlled all of the Dreamwanderers despite the Infernoblooded Taintsickness. They merely pretenddecoyed to killmind each other.

    Woundstabbers victory was complete, but the Controlpuppet Dreamwanderers and Nightmarebringers serve the Halfbrood utterly, which leads up to the upcoming Halfbrood Deathfail novelsagas quite well. It's been implied that Woundstabber is going to have to joinally the last of the Paladinbloods in Fleshtaker's Swampfire demiverse, to create a resistance forcearmy to keep the Halfbroods and their minions from timewrecking all of existance.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:12 No.7718131

    Bitches don't know about Peasantface Halfnigger. Dude was epicwin fightawesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:17 No.7718159
    Fuck you and your expandedgrown demonverse, fag.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:18 No.7718173
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    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:19 No.7718180
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    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:19 No.7718190
    ITT Franzibaldesque fantasy
    Everyone knows Song of the Sorcelator is the first of it's genre, all you copycats can go fuck yourselves.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:19 No.7718191
    Why don't you just ya know request to archive this thread?
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:20 No.7718195
    thank you kindly,
    best almost all text thread i've seen in a while
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:21 No.7718211
    Yes, that guy from penny arcade was the first person ever to parody shitty fantasy stories.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:21 No.7718215
    so I had it on my hd, so I could look after it myself.

    Who knows what happens to 4chan archive in a couple of years. I had to much stuff disappear on me on the net.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:22 No.7718216

    I'm adopting this word for my next campaign.

    In fact, I'm adopting all of these words.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:23 No.7718230
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:23 No.7718234
    Excuse me, /tg/, but what am I reading and why is it activating my awesome senses?
    >> Lordking Adjectivenoun 01/22/10(Fri)11:25 No.7718249
    All hailworship me, i am your lordking.
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    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:37 No.7718346

    Well, it's been archived.

    Which I guess means the thread has to stop now.
    >> Coolname Rebelman 01/22/10(Fri)11:39 No.7718375
    I will have none of your empty claims to the throne, Adjectivenoun! For I know it was you who slew Queen Adjectiveverb, may she rest in peace!
    >> Traitorvizier Backstab 01/22/10(Fri)11:41 No.7718392

    My lordking, this rebelscum has no respectreverence for your ruleglory! He would profitbenefit from his executiondeath.
    >> Lord Rodrick Fontlebottom Von Poncleton 01/22/10(Fri)11:41 No.7718393
    I say, ceasedesist this arguefighting
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)11:45 No.7718421
    Kinda Skaven in here...
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)12:06 No.7718557
    I love you /tg/
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)12:18 No.7718677
    oh come on.

    Everyone knows the worst thing they did was add in Hammermol.

    A Dorf +1
    Not weilding a hammer or Axe +1 for defying convention.
    Making it Mourningdeath -9000+

    I mean the original canon said it could only be weilded by a human who was originally a PaladinBlood who had fallen and not become a halfbrood.

    this is the reason that Extended Universe is really considered so uncanon.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)12:29 No.7718806
    A.... Dorf? What do you mean, a dorf?

    Surely you must mean a deerlicked housedorf or a forgesurged rocksong hilldorf?
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)12:37 No.7718890

    Actually I think he was a Magmaforge Chasmdwarf (one of the best ones in the original and XU that follows the movies/show), I forget, the writing in that book was so bad I swear it was written by someone who came from a universe where Paolini and Meyer had a kid who took both suckitudes and decided to write for a fairly awesome setting.

    that being said the Geoffrey Cain books were good, nice to not have adjectivenoun adjectivenoun for a main character.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)12:40 No.7718925
    I don't know why but this thread is icrediblawesome!
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)12:55 No.7719080
    Does no one else like Skitterscale Anklestabber?

    I thought he was the most entertaining of the Skaoboldven of the Undercaves.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)12:56 No.7719092
    Right, because having some gary stu author insert from the paraside dimensionworld Earth come in JUST SO THAT THEY COULD DEFY THEIR ESTABLISHED FLUFF is a great fucking idea. Seriously, those books were shittier than the Gutfucker Crunchwall sagarape, and that was aimed at fucking children, man.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)12:58 No.7719114
    Oh please, he was just another zealot of the Darksnake of Wardeath cult. So two dimensional.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:01 No.7719168

    I meant from a writing standpoint, not like the obvious shitfest I described, the original creator said that the only thing cannon was a magmaforge having that sort of name and predilection for swords.

    And no Geoffrey Cain isn't an author insert Gary Stu, hell it's called that because you get to see the characters from commandercaptain of the forceguard's point of view, and makes even the original characters look mary sue-ish by comparison.

    that being said, anyone know when the next good book is gonna come out, or the possible planning for the next film?
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:02 No.7719171
    Skitterscale wasn't. You're thinking of Shatterknees Calfbiter.

    Skitter was the one that didn't jive with the Darksnakes or the burgeoning Hornedlizard cult. He just wanted slutmates and cashmoneys...
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:04 No.7719193
    heh Skitterscale, sooooo wanna see rule 34 of him and the high priestess in that ONE scene... you know which one I mean.
    >> Loyal Vizier Backstab 01/22/10(Fri)13:05 No.7719212

    I think the proposed title is "Murderwrath of the Fleshboner"
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:07 No.7719237
    ITT: Anonymous argues about fictional fictional characters...

    ...Anonymous is therefore arguing about real people?
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:10 No.7719263
    Hey, the cult was awesome.
    "Destroydeath to lightsurface! Torturerule the abovescum!"
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:10 No.7719268

    Thanks, heard they were gonna add in Hammermol, with how the original creator thinks he should be, and played by Dolf Lundgrin.

    so yeah... nice to know the title.
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    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:14 No.7719310

    Right, a Parasider from Earth who becomes Comandercaptain of the fucking FORCEGUARD, is a doulbe agent of the Wardeath cult and has the same NAME AS THE AUTHOR (when the standard ghostwriter boilerplate is stripped away) is totally not a Gary Stu.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:15 No.7719328

    this is wehat happens when 9000+ people get ideas about an incredibly awesome, but ultimately gotta be crappy fantasy world to make fun of things like The last word of the OP's movie title there.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:18 No.7719358

    Is this wehat happens?
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:19 No.7719365

    nono, you're thinking of that one series that doesn't even take place in the same universe.

    Choniclesaga of Didymus Oath if I remember right. shit was sooo just a rip off and yeah, parasiders were crap too.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:20 No.7719381

    fuckshit, sorry guys what, not wehat.

    having trouble seeing through my eyes as they're slightly closed about half the time from laughing so hard.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:29 No.7719466
    I heard that that's what inspired the Cain novels, just in canon and well written.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:31 No.7719486
    >Cain novels
    >well written

    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:35 No.7719533

    lol... yeah the G. Cain novels were written good, of course nothing as good as the Eclipsemorning Hill sextet, still the books Mourningdeath and Dwarvenforge Magmarock should be avoided like the plague. (see above about Hammermole)
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:36 No.7719546

    what the actual Cain novels were inspired by Thomas Covenant?

    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:38 No.7719561
    So, at some point in this word, there has to be a harbour called Port Manteau.

    I'm so sorry.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:40 No.7719581
    I am so tempted to make plot summaries of this made up book series with all the events in this thread in it.

    I'd do so if not for my crippling laziness,
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:40 No.7719591

    It w3ws destroyed in the Second film. Grimtooth II: Blackrock Riselifting.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:41 No.7719603

    Don't worry too much; the thread has been archived so it should remain accessible for quite some time for you to get at.

    Personally, I plan to introduce these as a series of terrible fantasy novels in-game, to parody the fantasy world that the game itself is actually set in.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:41 No.7719607

    wow what the crap was not w3ws.

    and yeah, but we'd have to make summary for the first 3 films, each with a completely different name for the main name.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:43 No.7719630

    Do it, faggotmaggot.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:50 No.7719698
    Eh, I'll do it bit by bit and if I ever finish it I'll post the results and a link to the archived thread. Probably won't for a week if ever.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:51 No.7719703
    I remember reading the Thomas Covenant novels. Just a couple of them, and I own most of them...somewhere...wherever my box of books is.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:52 No.7719722
    ITT: beating a dead horse.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)13:53 No.7719725

    wonder how many saw what I did there.

    and yeah, maybe at some point I'll try writing it up, to make some of the incredigood and the horribad stories from the saga.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)14:35 No.7720204

    But that's how you get blood out of a stone!
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)16:20 No.7721506
    That's rapebeating a rotdead horseblood.
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)18:04 No.7723051
    Bump for awesomerock!
    >> Anonymous 01/22/10(Fri)18:18 No.7723220
    oh deitygod, /tg/, never fellchange.
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