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    267 KB ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)15:59 No.7828305  
    rolled 4, 2, 2 = 8

    You are Maya Terrasdottir, a human-turned Frost Giant stuck in a fantasy world of war, magic, and heavy, armored beasts. You have gathered enough fertilizer to cover all four fields, finished plowing with no great effort, and brought the irrigation system to near-completion, with one more day of solid work required. Things are coming together.

    #1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7648044/
    #2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7657405/
    #3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7725747/
    #4: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7735825/
    #5: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7757289/
    #6: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7760828/

    Canvas Overalls
    Canvas Apron
    Patchwork Armor Skirt
    Patchwork Armor Shinguards
    Patchwork Armor Armguards
    Canvas Bra
    Canvas Hair Tie
    Giant Steel Battleaxe (long-handle)
    Giant Steel Shortsword
    Water Cask (3/3 full)
    Misc. Small (human-size) Items
    Dented Shield (human-size)
    13 Long Arrows (damaged, human-size)
    Bear Skull
    Inscribed Tablet
    Giant Wooden Ring
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)16:00 No.7828326
    rolled 1, 5, 5 = 11

    Practiced 'Spells':
    Cold Laser
    Ice Grenade

    Last Post from Previous Thread:

    Deep furrows cover the land by late afternoon. You unbuckle yourself from the heavy apparatus, and return it to the storehouse, breathing hard. You take a moment to rest, have some water, and throw yourself back into the work, picking up an enormous wooden scoop and digging long trenches into the spaces between the fields. By sunset, you've accomplished an incredible amount, cutting the irrigation system's time down to a single day.

    At supper, you continue your story, relaxing against the Hall while the tale of Aku's search for an apprentice unfolds. The villagers are quite into it by now, prodding you with all manner of questions during the ordeal. You kind of like it, telling them stories.

    When night falls, you test your 'grenades' again, focusing on a point as far away from you as possible this time. The shards explode in sequence, sweeping the area with tiny crystalline blades. This time, you don't get cut.

    Using these effects outside is likely to have some interesting results.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:11 No.7828435
    Oh hey, you're back!
    Welcome back!
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)16:12 No.7828445
    rolled 2, 4, 2 = 8

    As a response to the talk of a communist revolution at the end of the last thread, your town is already the picture of worker's cooperation. There is no wealth. All resources are used for the betterment of the town itself and to ensure the survival of those within. The leaders are no better fed or better clothed than the peasants they rule. Everyone works, no one profits unduly. This is not to say that the town's population is devoid of ambition, just that circumstances have forced all to toil for the common welfare, not for individual benefit.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)16:13 No.7828457
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    rolled 1, 1, 2 = 4

    Happy to be here.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:14 No.7828471
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    Lenin approves.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)16:15 No.7828484
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    I've waited oh so long for this.

    Welcome back, Subprocessor.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:16 No.7828490
    We need more population. GET TO WORK MAKING BABIES YOU PEASANTS
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)16:17 No.7828515
    rolled 6, 2, 1 = 9

    Thank you.

    Five women are obviously pregnant. Be advised that children are of limited use industry-wise until they develop a fair level of manual dexterity.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:18 No.7828521
    When do we get to go kill stuff?
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)16:19 No.7828528
    How are the village's supplies holding up? A list of all useful resources that the village possesses would be helpful, including ores, food, building supplies etc.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)16:19 No.7828529
    rolled 5, 3, 5 = 13

    You've been killing stuff the whole time.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:19 No.7828530
    We need more people somehow. Kidnapping might not be the best idea. Slaves maybe? Who's got money for that? Probably need to get the ear of someone important and start PR for "come live in beautiful sunnyvale"
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)16:20 No.7828547
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    This isn't a hack'n'slash, all in due time.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:20 No.7828559
    Giant-sized creatures have many physiological problems. One that nobody talks about is piss. Giants of course have giant-sized bladders, but their urine has all the same properties. Assuming their urinary systems are proportionally the same strength as ours, this would mean that from the tiny cracks in their giant sized urinary sphincters would constantly leak a stream of piss, wherever they go. A giant would stink like a hobo and walking between one's legs would be highly inadvisable.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:20 No.7828565
    Go find some kobold camps to enslave, maybe that'll solve our manpower problem?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:20 No.7828567
    I wonder if there are any bogs around here, pleases that might have coal. We could teach them the wonders of the steam engine.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)16:23 No.7828604
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    There is a swamp that we have travelled to and fro, but we are getting to far ahead of ourselves.

    I suggest a list of the village's resources and we'll go from there, assessing our priorities.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)16:24 No.7828634
    rolled 5, 5, 6 = 16

    I'll get to work on this.

    In the meantime, Raik has started practicing with the smithing tools and the crafting manual, enlisting the help of two of the farmer/builders, both of whom possess a minute degree of skill in metalworking.

    As far as the planting schedule, two fields are marked for Wheat only, and the two others were planned for Flashweed and Beets. There are only enough Flashweed seeds to cover a half-field, but it grows quickly enough to spread to the rest within three months. There are only enough Beet seeds to cover one fourth of a field, and it grows quite slowly.

    Giants are magical beings. There is a limit to the application of Science.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:24 No.7828637

    A crude steam engine would only take a small amount of bronze to create. The uses for it would be countless in such a village. I am certain they have a blacksmith who could produce the required pieces.

    But yes, a list of resources, stock piles and the like, would be useful. Also, what sort of trade comes through this village? Do they have an annual merchant stop by, or is it near a viable trade route?
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)16:27 No.7828667
    rolled 4, 1, 2 = 7

    There is no blacksmith yet, nor is there an anvil, a shop, or anything of the sort.

    The nearest large town, Fain, is two days away by foot. All of this town's trading is done there.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)16:28 No.7828687

    If the room is avaiable, can we edge the Flashweed over towards the unused beet land to get most out of it?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:28 No.7828698
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    Go back to tgchan.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)16:30 No.7828726
    rolled 5, 4, 4 = 13

    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:30 No.7828727

    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:31 No.7828738

    Well, it seems we grow the flashweed and beets in the same field, once the flashweed is ready to seed again, we plant it over in the other field, hopefully with enough to cover the entire field.

    Time skip soon?
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)16:34 No.7828775
    rolled 5, 3, 6 = 14

    I'm working on a resource list. I can timeskip anytime if everyone is willing to do without it for a little while.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)16:36 No.7828799

    We will time lapse once we have decided to do something. I suggest we assist with planting the wind break berry bushes.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)16:46 No.7828960
    rolled 1, 1, 6 = 8

    Here's a preliminary list. Let me know if anything seems ridiculous or obviously wrong.

    87 Chitin Plates (Averron, 10 Large, 7 Medium, 5 Small for each full-grown animal)
    30 Large, 31 Medium, 26 Small

    154 Bags of Grain (Wheat, 11-Month Supply)
    38 Bags of Wheat seeds (Planting, 9 Fields)
    1 Bag of Flashweed seeds (Planting, 1/2 Field)
    1 Small Bag of Red Beet seeds (Planting, 1/4 Field)
    4 Bags Misc. Seeds

    1 Set of Smithing Tools
    1 Basic Smithing Manual
    24 Bags of Bonemeal (Fertilizer, 1 Field)
    98 Bags of Loam (Fertilizer, 4 Fields)
    31 Bags of Peat (Fuel)
    13 Furs
    6 Large, 7 Small
    107 Bundles of Firewood (Fuel, 2-Month Supply)
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)16:52 No.7829047
    rolled 6, 1, 3 = 10

    Don't get hung up on the numbers. I don't use spreadsheets or anything, these are just to give you a general idea of what's available.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)16:55 No.7829086

    Can we assist in planting the seeds and establishing the windbreaks while practicing our ice grenades through out the night?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)16:55 No.7829092
    DM? I think you started posting too early, the weekend hasn't started for most of us yet...
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)16:56 No.7829099
    rolled 5, 4, 1 = 10


    I promised you Friday. I'll be here again tomorrow, hopefully.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)16:59 No.7829155
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    After that, perhaps we had best start cutting down the larger trees of the forest and go about stockpiling limber for future advancement. I believe we'll need to go about building a public bath house.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)17:01 No.7829173
    This turned into a massive fapfest yet?
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)17:01 No.7829181
    rolled 6, 6, 6 = 18

    Will you be repairing the town's other buildings first, last, or simultaneously?
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)17:02 No.7829205

    If they are in a fairly bad / unsafe condition, then first.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)17:02 No.7829215
    Yeah, repairs should take precedence over new constructions.
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)17:10 No.7829313
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)17:10 No.7829320
    rolled 6, 6, 1 = 13

    Morning comes with a sense of accomplishment. With your help, the little village has started its growing season early, which could mean an extra harvest before winter, which, in turn, would mean everyone eats well. You are not nearly as fatigued as when you first started using magic on your own, either, which is a good sign. Perhaps you can find an application for your newfound power that will further accelerate developments here.

    After a hearty breakfast, you get back to the fields, using a one of the plow blades as a spreader for seeds. With your large hands, you can't cast wheat like the human farmers, but your great size enables you to carry several bags at a time. Though you have to go a little bit slower to make sure you get an even spread, it evens out, so by lunch, the first field is nearly done.

    Following that, you leave the remainder to the farmers as you venture into the forest with a wooden scoop, digging up shrubs for the windbreak. The more of them you can transplant, the less time it will take for the hedge row to become actually useful. As soon as you've stuck them firmly in the ground, some of the women run over them delicately, picking all of the berries.

    As the day comes to a close, you continue your epic tale, introducing Aki, Aku's chosen apprentice, and throwing enormous amounts of minions into Jack's path. He perseveres, never losing sight of his goal: to defeat the dark lord, and return home.

    You try your hand at separating the grenades this time, spreading them over a wider area. One of them appears inside a wall, blasting a rather large hole in it, but the rest come up through the floor, scattered all over the cavern. You fall asleep to the ever-present sound of the whisper, ever-more easy to ignore.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)17:12 No.7829342
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)17:13 No.7829347
    Five women are obviously pregnant.

    ★ Subprocessor DM.jpg

    Be advised that children are of limited use industry-wise until they develop a fair level of manual dexterity.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)17:14 No.7829375
    rolled 3, 3, 5 = 11

    Breakfast comes and goes, and you travel back into the familiar forest, swinging your battleaxe with incredible strength, cutting down the tallest and strongest trees, which you drag back to town for the dabbling carpenters and builders to cut. After a few hours of work, you spot something approaching from the South, along the road to the next town. It's very far away, little more than a shimmer in your vision, but it's getting closer.

    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)17:14 No.7829377
    >Perhaps you can find an application for your newfound power that will further accelerate developments here.

    We could try to work on some kind of spell that leaves an area cold for long periods of time. With that, making a cold storage room would only require the digging of a pit and putting a roof on top. Keeping food preserved should be fairly high on our list of priorities; what's the point in helping them grow so much food if half of it gets rotten or spoiled by the time they're ready to eat it?
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)17:17 No.7829410


    Can we spend time drawing up blueprints of modern day farm equipment, e.g. seed spreaders and have our trainee blacksmith forge them out of the chitin we provided? We would make adjustments so that we can carry it on our backs or whatever.
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)17:18 No.7829413
    Um, ask the Elders about it. Are we expecting visitors? We should head to the cave.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)17:19 No.7829434



    Also this after we are sufficely adept with our ice grenade spell.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)17:21 No.7829455
    rolled 3, 3, 5 = 11

    That is a very good idea.

    You can easily do that, but don't expect perfect results.

    The elders are by the Hall. If you leave the forest, it will increase the chance of detection by whoever's approaching.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)17:24 No.7829499

    What are our surroundings like? Can we easily hide ourselves?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)17:24 No.7829501
    >The elders are by the Hall. If you leave the forest, it will increase the chance of detection by whoever's approaching.

    If they are friendly, it shouldn't matter. If they are hostile, they may think twice about starting a fight with a giant.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)17:26 No.7829514
    I say its a VERY good idea. Keep that in mind.
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)17:26 No.7829522
    Well the last thing we want is strangers seeing us, so emerging from the forest is out. Let's head a bit deeper into the forest and hope that no one notices. Is anyone with us right now? If so, tell them to warn the Elders. We should also probably crouch down a bit, just to make sure that we aren't seen.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)17:27 No.7829542
    Indeed. Rather than fight, they'll run...

    ...right to the nearest army outpost and sound the alarm. Yeah, discretion is the better part of valor.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)17:28 No.7829565
    rolled 6, 6, 4 = 16

    You are Northeast of the town. A couple of steps will place you behind enough cover to make sighting you nearly impossible.

    Friendly or not, they will probably be aware that you are wanted by the army.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)17:29 No.7829577

    Then we'll creep into that particular spot and a keep focused on them.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)17:37 No.7829669
    rolled 3, 2, 5 = 10

    Figuring that it would be better not to be seen at this point, you stow your axe and creep back, stationing yourself behind a fair number of trees. You watch the approaching thing get closer and closer, until you can see clearly enough to identify it. It's a cart, drawn by a single horse, with a short man sitting on top of the driving seat. There's a sheet of canvas covering the cargo.

    One of the villagers alerts the Elders, who spend a moment or two looking around wildly, making sure you're nowhere to be seen. Sahl tells one of the hunters something, and he takes off running in your general direction.

    A few minutes later, he spots you, and, nearly out of breath, tells you that a merchant from Fain has arrived. He's an old fellow, only coming around once a year or so, with no set schedule. He usually brings seeds, tools, some trinkets, and a few books. If you stay hidden, one of the other hunters will be along in a moment to tell you what he's got.
    >> ~Trap !YfNCOoJres 01/29/10(Fri)17:38 No.7829677
    Can we at any point teach them clockwork?
    How about plumbing?
    Production of plastics using fractionall dystillation? All we need is a tall cylinder and lots of heat, and some other bits and bobs.
    What about synthetic materials?
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)17:42 No.7829719
    We have indeed begun to tell the elders about such things. However, we lack the industrial and economic foundation for most of those yet; rest assured, all will happen in due time. Already we are thinking about introducing some sort of pipe system to cart off waste.

    Awesome. We wait for him to come back and tell us what's in stock.
    >> ~Trap !YfNCOoJres 01/29/10(Fri)17:43 No.7829734
    What about weapons technologies?
    Can we build a gun out of wood, using pitch to seal a chamber so it's gas-operated? No black-powder, just compressed air?
    Wooden/glass boolets?
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)17:44 No.7829746
    rolled 1, 2, 6 = 9

    In another ten minutes, after the merchant has removed the canvas, the Elders strike up a conversation while another hunter runs to you, bringing a hastily-memorized list of wares.

    Flashweed seeds
    Wheat seeds
    Rice seeds
    Empty Wooden Barrels
    Misc. Trinkets
    Books on Medicine, Forest Lore, Economics, and a biography of a person you've never heard of. Apparently a soldier of some sort.

    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)17:46 No.7829762

    Stay in wait for the other hunter to recieve a list of the trader's wares.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)17:47 No.7829776
    You know, a lot of this has already been covered. Why not go read the archived threads so that you don't have to ask about stuff that has already been talked about/decided upon.

    Here's a freebie: as I remember, we're against developing weapons at this point, since so far we really don't have anyone that we want to kill, and the villagers don't want to rebel anyway.
    >> ~Trap !YfNCOoJres 01/29/10(Fri)17:47 No.7829783
    Book sounds interesting. It'll be good to know more about the history of the lands around us, and the geography. Makes it easier to plan an invasion.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)17:48 No.7829795
    Get the books. Education and literacy are important.
    >> ~Trap !YfNCOoJres 01/29/10(Fri)17:49 No.7829802
    Can we make a Soviet state out of the countries around us, given time?
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)17:50 No.7829816
    rolled 1, 6, 6 = 13

    All of them?

    Your natural lifespan is two and a half centuries, so yes. With time.
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)17:51 No.7829827
    Rice needs lots, and I mean *lots* of water. We don't have rice paddies prepared, so I think we should pass on that. I assume we already have enough farm tools, so no need for rakes or shovels. We're from Earth and the future, and we finished High School. I think we have enough understanding of Economics to not need the book.

    Corn might be good, and medicine. As has been said, in 3 months the Flashseed will have grown in, so we don't need any more of that.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)17:51 No.7829832

    Wheat (if more wheat is needed)
    Book of Medicine
    Book of Economics.
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)17:52 No.7829838

    These. Maybe not for invasion, but we need to know our surroundings.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)17:52 No.7829845
    >All of them?

    Why not. The Grand Soviet Library has to start somewhere.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)17:52 No.7829851
    rolled 2, 1, 5 = 8

    No more wheat is needed.
    >> ~Trap !YfNCOoJres 01/29/10(Fri)17:53 No.7829853
    I think we should ask to rename the village Mayagrad.
    We can start our Soviet Bloc small.
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)17:53 No.7829860
    You must construct additional Wheat Fields.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)17:55 No.7829874
    rolled 6, 5, 1 = 12

    When there's time. There is enough Wheat seed for another 5 fields.

    Consensus so far: Books and Corn
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)17:56 No.7829883

    Let's roll with that. And maybe Flashweed, after that.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)17:56 No.7829886

    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)17:57 No.7829894
    I was actually going for a spin on the "Construct additional Pylon" meme, for so as to make humor. Did not work, it would seem. I agree, we have enough wheat.

    And yes, corn and books.
    >> ~Trap !YfNCOoJres 01/29/10(Fri)18:01 No.7829938
    Do we have any red dye?
    I think we should start making our Soviet flags.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)18:02 No.7829953
    rolled 1, 6, 5 = 12

    You send word back via Hunter Express that literacy is important, and there may be something in those books you can learn. It takes about half an hour to make the deal, with Bem haggling the price down until his face is red.

    Resources gained:
    1 Book of Economics
    1 Book of Medicine
    1 Book of Forest Lore
    1 Biography of Sir Leland Erestian, Lieutenant-General, Perin Third Army
    2 Bags of Corn

    The cost, thanks to Bem, is about half what it would be in Fain. 13 furs and a little bit of gold.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)18:03 No.7829964
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    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)18:03 No.7829968

    Shall we use another colour though? Red is so done before.
    >> ~Trap !YfNCOoJres 01/29/10(Fri)18:03 No.7829970
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)18:04 No.7829976
    Is it just me, or has everyone forgot our goal of finding how we got turned into a giant in the first place?
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)18:04 No.7829979
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    rolled 4, 6, 2 = 12

    >> ~Trap !YfNCOoJres 01/29/10(Fri)18:06 No.7829993
    Can we get shoes with knives/stakes on them?
    Or maybe barbed vambraces.
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)18:07 No.7830003

    Look at the biography; it sounds interesting.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)18:10 No.7830040
    It is time to adjust our schedule.

    First, we will work on the wind breaks and seed spreading in the day. Secondly, we will reserve 45 minutes for reading the Medicine and Forest Lore books, differentiating each night while reserving another 45 minutes to practice our ice magic before finally sleeping and repeating the process.

    Time skip using this until windbreaks are in place and seed has been sewn.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)18:11 No.7830052
    That was never a goal
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)18:13 No.7830082
    rolled 2, 1, 4 = 7

    After the merchant is far enough down the road for you not to worry about being seen, you exit the forest and head down to the Hall, where the Elders are leafing through the books.

    Opening one, let alone turning the pages, is exceedingly difficult for a giant, so Lark does it for you. You lean down as he shows you the biography, and you take a look at one of the chapters.

    It's what you'd expect, really. A lot of over-long words, noble ridiculousness, and going off on tangents about the nature of the world and the relation between the elite and the lessers. The later chapters have quite a lot about tactics, strategy, order, supply lines, and other such army-related things. An informative read, if you can get through it.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)18:15 No.7830106
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    Could well be useful later on.
    >> ~Trap !YfNCOoJres 01/29/10(Fri)18:16 No.7830129
    For when we expand our Soviet Bloc?
    Other armies wont be able to handle our technology, if things keep progressing.
    Once we have a solid metal/plastic production base the world is our oyster.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)18:18 No.7830157
    rolled 6, 5, 6 = 17

    Would you like to start this now or use the rest of the day to finish the irrigation system? If you hurry, you can get it done before sunset.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)18:19 No.7830185

    Ooh, forgot about that. Finish irrigation, then.
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)18:22 No.7830222

    What classist drivel! Though the hard information is useful I suppose.

    Yeah maybe we should focus on the irrigation system first, seeing as how we aim to plant seed earlier.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)18:22 No.7830229
    >tangents about the nature of the world and the relation between the elite and the lessers

    We may wish to point out to the townsfolk that this particular part of the biography is nothing more than thinly veiled propaganda, intended to convince people that the oppression and exploitation of the proletariat by the bourgeoisie is somehow "noble" and "right".

    In short, a load of crap.

    The military aspects, however, could be useful.
    >> ~Trap !YfNCOoJres 01/29/10(Fri)18:23 No.7830239
    Any possible romantic interests at this point?
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)18:26 No.7830272
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    NO, NO, NO!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)18:32 No.7830356
    Giantess hands. We should invest in a page turning device so we can read smut books.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)18:33 No.7830369
    rolled 2, 2, 5 = 9

    With the little trade matter taken care of, and a preview of the biography behind you, you abandon the woodcutting adventure for the time being and get back to channel-digging. By lunch, you're nearly halfway done, with gates in place all the way between the stream and the fields. Mal says that the gates will be raised once planting is done, unless you think better.

    During lunch, you take a look at the Medicinal book, finding it full of medieval-level and industrial-level knowledge alike, with diagrams and charts of Human, Hagrek, and Ull bodies, their innards, their circulatory pathways, etc. A fair amount of the 'medicine' is simply herbal remedies, combined with manuals on how to set breaks, treat swelling, sew cuts, and other bits of knowledge you could find in any first aid kit back home.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)18:34 No.7830380
    rolled 1, 6, 6 = 13

    As the Elders are alternatively focusing on the biography and the Economics text, teaching a few words here and there to Mal, the most literate of the peasants, you warn them that a good portion of either book will probably be classist propaganda, designed to make the rich and well-off feel good about oppressing the poor and weak. Sahl and Bem agree, telling you they heard much of that in the army, though their village upbringing and humble roots countered the indoctrination nicely.

    At sunset, the irrigation channels are finished, and gated off with roughly-cut pieces of lumber. You settle down for supper, a little tired but no worse for it, and take a look at the book of Forest Lore. It's like a combination field manual, biology textbook, and atlas, tracing a large number of species through their habitats throughout the nation and explaining how best to kill or incapacitate them. You find the entry on averrons particularly interesting, as it mentions that the beasts are extremely docile and easy to train, though they have to feed constantly and produce large, block-like bits of waste. In effect, they shit bricks.

    Do you want to try focusing your magic into an 'icebox' effect?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)18:36 No.7830397
    yes, yes we do. food storage ftw.
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)18:37 No.7830402

    Actually the biography should be restricted reading, only for the chiefs. I know we're communist, but the information for leadership should go to the leaders, lest everyone gets ideas.

    And yes, let's try the icebox effect! See how long we can keep it up, though, and whether we need to be close by for it to work...
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)18:38 No.7830429
    rolled 1, 3, 4 = 8

    Only the Elders can actually read, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)18:38 No.7830432
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)18:40 No.7830445
    Yes, an icebox would be excellent.
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)18:40 No.7830452
    I think an icebox effect would be worth improvement
    Also, when was the last time we had a bath
    I know peasants aren't big on cleanliness, but with the work we've been doing, we must smell particulary ripe.
    At the first oppertunity, lets follow the stream down, away from the village drinking supply (and prying eyes) and have a good wash up
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)18:42 No.7830471
    rolled 2, 5, 4 = 11

    You've been doing that regularly, actually, I just haven't been mentioning it, like I don't mention you drinking from and refilling your cask.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)18:43 No.7830483

    This and icebox effect, yes, but only if we are good at using our grenades.
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)18:43 No.7830495
    Also, we gotta set up some literacy program
    When is their rest day? We should hold classes in the evening.
    We have no paper, but we can Scrape out letters with our fingertips
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)18:44 No.7830502
    Hey there,
    just wanting to thank you for running this quest. I hope /tg/ won't chase you off or do something equally retarded.
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)18:44 No.7830508
    Okay- I just assumed bathing was a special activity because of the time period and our rate of activity
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)18:46 No.7830526
    Tonight, can we tell the tale of X9?
    He is a Terminator-like killer robot with human emotions tells us the story of his life. He formerly worked for Aku, but stopped because of his emotions and because he felt in love with a little dog. But Aku kidnapped his dog and forces him to fight against Jack if he wants to see it again. He is tracking Jack and he is finally destroyed by the samurai His last words are for his puppy and Jack looks sadly at him.
    Try to teach the younglings that even your enemies are people and need to be treated with respect.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)18:48 No.7830554
    rolled 2, 4, 4 = 10

    Once you're safely inside your little cavern, you decide to test a different effect. Instead of focusing your magical power into a single attack, you could draw it out into a long-lasting chill. As the tablet whispers its sweet words, you open your mind, seeing first a line, then a circle, then a sphere, expanding the shape until it's difficult to visualize, feeling the symbols drawing themselves into the ring.

    You fire, letting the magic of ice cascade out of the ring's rune, expand into a bubble and coalesce. It's beautiful, like the whirling wind of a snowglobe, a soft, bright wall of blue expanding in all directions. It gets halfway to the cavern wall and stops, seeming to melt into the air around you. It's cold now, like a winter morning lit by the first small slivers of sun. You can already feel it fading, but you don't feel exhausted. It probably didn't take very much power; you just couldn't visualize an area large enough.

    You sleep, content.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)18:48 No.7830556
    >You were originally a normal human male from modern-day earth surfing 4chan.

    >Bathing regularly

    Obviously, Maya was not a fa/tg/uy
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)18:50 No.7830569
    I must agree.
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)18:50 No.7830576
    That tablet and its evil voice has me worried
    It's probably nothing, but still-the sooner we stop using it as a crutch, the better.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)18:50 No.7830579
    rolled 6, 5, 5 = 16

    There is no rest day, as such. Work is constant.

    Thank you. I share that hope.

    I retroactively proclaim that you did this.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)18:53 No.7830603
    rolled 2, 5, 5 = 12

    The Plan for the next Timeskip is following this:

    Unless anyone else wants to add anything.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)18:56 No.7830646
    Sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:00 No.7830695
    Do you think we could alternate teaching the villagers how to read with our story telling as well?
    At the rate we're going through Samurai Jack Episodes, we're going to need something to fill it out.
    Also, teach the five pregnant women and whoever passes as a midwife what we remember from Freshmen Health
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)19:02 No.7830721
    Freshmen health ain't going to cut it, we made need to go with our AP Human Biology course, for starters
    Do these people know yet of the importance of sterlising things?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:03 No.7830737

    putting my money on /d/eviant
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:04 No.7830754
    A /d/eviant wouldn't be using a giantess body to help start a magical industrial revolution and help impoverished peasents fight a mildly tyranical lord for great justice.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)19:08 No.7830796
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    Did our previous form prefer 3.5 or 4E?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:09 No.7830819
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:12 No.7830862
    Anybody else want to add anything to our already jam packed schedule?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:15 No.7830899
    I say we should have ourselves a good cry.
    Think about it-we're stuck in a whacked out land where most people want to see us dead, as far as we can tell, we're never going to see our friends and family again, and there's absolutely no certainty that for all of our good deeds that we'll have anyway to go back home.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:16 No.7830909
    >I say we should have ourselves a good cry.

    I refuse to believe Maya is from r9k
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)19:17 No.7830913
    rolled 4, 3, 4 = 11

    It has been five days. The first and second fields have been sown with Wheat, and you will be finishing with the Flashweed tomorrow. Windbreaks have been planted or transplanted all along three sides of the first field, with no danger of running out of wild bushes for a long while. The self-appointed cooks of the village have been mixing berries they know to be edible in with the porridge, hiding some of the blandness behind the sweetness of natural sugar.

    During meals and at short break times throughout the day, you've been studying the Medicine and Forest Lore texts, gradually picking up a broad knowledge about the world's flora and fauna, as well as the medical benefits of consuming them. The English is a little archaic, being written by professors and scholars of the high classes, but you get through it with little trouble. Mal is learning how to read from the Elders, then teaching the other farmers, who teach their wives, who teach the children, passing the science of words down like a chain.

    At supper, after a long day of hard work, you continue the saga of Jack, working in some of what you learned from the biography as a class composed of Aku's richest servants, who use what power he gives them strictly for their own benefit. Gradually, you mold the noble, wealthless Samurai into a hero of the weak and downtrodden, fighting as much for a way home as a better life for the masses under the rule of evil.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)19:17 No.7830915
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:18 No.7830935
    Just putting it out there
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)19:18 No.7830937
    rolled 5, 3, 1 = 9

    When you have the time, you teach, regurgitating what you remember of modern medicine and tying it into simple, easy-to-learn principles, such as the necessity of purging the filth of surgical tools and medical instruments with fire and heat. The women and children are looking up to you as a great scholar as well as a storyteller, seeking your wisdom on every subject, absorbing your modern common sense with no end in sight.

    Underground, when night falls, you read by the glow of the tablet, and practice your magical skills, each time extending the range of the chill, until, by the fifth night, you can cover the whole cavern in a cold that lasts till morning. It is getting easier and easier to see the shapes and bend them to your will, and each cast takes less out of you. The next night, you might be able to manage two 'spells' instead of one.

    At dawn on the sixth day, you walk just inside the forest's edge to clean your overalls in the purified stream, and you see something. Large, pitch black, like a solid shadow, moving slowly behind the trees. Even with your powerful eyesight, you can't make out any details. It seems to soak up the light like a black hole.

    You left your armor and your weapons in the cavern. No use for them when farming, after all.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:20 No.7830953
    Hooray for us!
    We are doing much better than I could have ever hoped for
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)19:20 No.7830954

    Cry? Why? Think about it - we are being given a chance to enter a world that hates us, and move towards changing it. We are already well on the way!


    What exactly is the population of our village, come think of it? We need more population. And more population space.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:20 No.7830963
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    >Black thing

    Shit shit shit shit shit shit.
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)19:20 No.7830968
    I think he may have mentioned in the last thread that the population was just over a hundred.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)19:21 No.7830975

    Assume a defensive position, keeping legs apart for better balance and arms spread infront of our body to act as a barrier while evaluating the target and preparing to fire our ice beam up in this bitch.
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)19:22 No.7830983
    Holy shit a challenger approaches.
    Try to stay out of sight until we can identify what it is.
    If we can't, head back to town with description.
    If it spots us, stand up slowly and try to introduce ourselves civil-like
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)19:22 No.7830990

    Return to the cavern, quickly, and arm ourselves.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)19:22 No.7830992
    rolled 1, 1, 3 = 5

    You were a human male from 4chan. I'm betting Earth and the people in it never held your heart.

    Population: 98 Humans, 1 Frost Giant.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)19:23 No.7830994
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    This is what our opponent will resemble when we are done icing that motherfucker.
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)19:25 No.7831015
    Hey, hey, let's not jump to conclusions.
    We don't know whether or not this thing is hostile yet.
    Hell, we don't even know what it is yet.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)19:26 No.7831032
    rolled 3, 5, 3 = 11

    You don't currently have enough power to cast anything effective. You'll need a few more hours to regain it.

    Consensus? Stay and evaluate, or head back to pick up the axe and sword?
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)19:27 No.7831042
    Stay and evaluate
    We don't want to lose sight of whatever, or whoever, this is.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)19:27 No.7831043
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    Stay and evaluate, look nearby for improvised weapons which could be used if need be.
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)19:29 No.7831069
    Seconding improvised weapons-but wait for the whateveritis to make the first move before doing anything overtly hostile.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:31 No.7831089
    Log style clubbing, here we come!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:31 No.7831091

    Going with improvised weapon. Maybe we could talk to it?
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)19:33 No.7831107
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    Inb4 this is our opponent.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:34 No.7831112
    We clearly need to invest in a giant size page turning device so we can pick up some smutbooks later.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:35 No.7831120
    Well, we could always us a long thin tapering stick
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:35 No.7831127
    Talk before clubbing
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)19:37 No.7831139
    rolled 5, 1, 2 = 8

    You shift your legs and bring your arms up in front of you, taking a defensive stance. You can't risk turning your back on this thing at this point.

    It moves closer, growing steadily larger in your vision as the morning light catches for a brief moment on a part of it, shining back into your eyes like it struck a mirror. You see silver, mixed with a tarnished green. It inches closer, and its sound reaches your ears.

    A soft rustling, like a tiny rodent scampering through the underbrush, mixed with the quiet hiss of something sharp parting the air. As the black thing creeps closer, you feel around for a weapon, picking up a short, splintered stick that will do as a spear.

    The sun strikes nine red eyes, boiling with an orange taint.

    It looks into you and through you. It hurts.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:39 No.7831161
    Does it feel warm, or just evil?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:40 No.7831172
    >orange taint
    What manner of darkspawn be this?

    Well whatever it is, I don't think it will be friendly.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)19:40 No.7831180

    Yell and scream wildly to dishearten the creature while charging forth and attempting to jab the spear clean into the creature's eye or general face area, gripping the improvised spear with both hands if that suits the length of the shaft and the movement required to preform said strike for maximum momentum and damage.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)19:40 No.7831181
    rolled 4, 5, 3 = 12

    It feels like your heart is on fire, pumping molten metal through your veins. As a being of cold, you are not enjoying it.
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)19:41 No.7831185

    Address it directly. 'What are you?'
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:41 No.7831190
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:41 No.7831193
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:42 No.7831197
    "This is not pleasent. Stop it." or something like that.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)19:42 No.7831202
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    It is HURTING us, it is obviously not in the mood for CONVERSATION or is INCAPABLE OF SUCH.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:42 No.7831204
    Maybe it's a nice evil darkspawn with nine glowing red eyes of doom
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:44 No.7831215
    Well, maybe it can't help it-it could just be that it's a fire based creature and we're a ice based one. We just naturally get on each others nerves.
    You know, like Blanks and Psychers
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)19:45 No.7831229
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    Fine, fine. Talk with the thing.
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)19:45 No.7831233
    Well maybe look away or back off and put some more distance between the two of us before addressing it. We should be tough enough not to make a rash move...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:47 No.7831257

    oh, it's these fags again
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:47 No.7831266
    Wait, are we clothed or naked?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:48 No.7831277
    Put some distance between us and it, but don't show weakness for a moment
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:49 No.7831292
    Get ready to run at a moments notice, screaming our head off
    To alert the villagers, of course, not 'cause we're scared or anything.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)19:51 No.7831321
    rolled 4, 5, 5 = 14

    "What are you?" you manage, clenching your teeth as a river of fire runs through your body, tightening around your heart.

    The creature does not answer. Its eyes lock on yours as it advances, bringing itself further into the light. Its silvered armor gleams in the reddened sun, heaving with every step as the thing crawls forward, breaking the soft ground with its sharp, segmented limbs.

    The nine eyes form a circle, with one in the center. The closer it gets, the worse it feels. Your skin is burning, crawling with thousands of tiny spiders.

    It stops. You pull back.

    It reaches for you, stretching out a thin, spindly arm with sharpened claws.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:51 No.7831322
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    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)19:53 No.7831352
    Well, it hasn't done anything overtly hostile yet-Besides being an unholy abonimation that should not be.
    I know it's causing us pain, but we should wait and see.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:53 No.7831357
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:54 No.7831366
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:55 No.7831374
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:56 No.7831391
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    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)19:57 No.7831394
    rolled 5, 4, 2 = 11

    Email field: dice+1d20, High is good.

    Why the spam?
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)19:57 No.7831399
    'cause he's a party pooper
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:57 No.7831401
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    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)19:58 No.7831405
    rolled 20 = 20

    Maker save us all
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)19:58 No.7831416
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:58 No.7831417
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:59 No.7831420
    >>7831417 here,
    thanks for your roll >>7831405.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)19:59 No.7831426
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    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)20:00 No.7831432
    Fuck. Yes. Also, any chance on using our ice grenade? And having it appear inside the creature?Becuase being blown up from the inside sounds like it might hurt, and I want to hurt this thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:00 No.7831435
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    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)20:01 No.7831440
    I don't think we're attacking it- maybe it's trying to communicate.
    Besides, we can't cast magic right now
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:01 No.7831443
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:02 No.7831453
    I still want to know if we're in the nuddy while doing all this
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:02 No.7831455
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    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)20:02 No.7831459
    It has one more chance to stop hurting us before we spear it's ass in the unprotected eyes, or atleast one of them. Agreed, /tg/?
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)20:03 No.7831464
    That's just what THE MAN wants your to think.

    But seriously, if this thing keeps attacking us or whatever and we fight back, we should try for ice grenade in stomach.
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)20:03 No.7831468
    Wait and see friend, wait and see
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:03 No.7831469
    rolled 2, 3, 1 = 6

    The creature's arm almost touches you, stretching its blades to touch your skin, when its center eye is impaled by a crossbow bolt.


    Kel the hunter runs toward you at full speed, somehow managing to crank the bow with one hand while throwing daggers with the other. Two of them strike the creature, taking out two more eyes.


    The black, bladed thing shrinks back before the hunter's assault, crawling backwards as it loses another eye. Its concentration is broken.

    You feel cold.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:03 No.7831473
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    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)20:04 No.7831487
    Well, I guess if we're going to go all stabby on that thing-
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:05 No.7831490
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:05 No.7831496
    >Yay, now is fighty time, fighty time, blood blood blood!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:06 No.7831504
    I mean, um,
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:06 No.7831505
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:07 No.7831509
    I get the feeling we're going to loose this thread to the dumbass spammer considering the post count. New thread?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:07 No.7831517
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    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)20:07 No.7831520
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    I told you, I bloody told you.

    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:08 No.7831524
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    Don't pretend you don't like these awesome images, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:08 No.7831530
    Failtroll is fail, anyway, new thread?
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:08 No.7831531
    rolled 4, 3, 2 = 9

    Kel passes you, unleashing another bolt into the creature's face as he runs out of daggers. You ignore his impassioned orders to run, and sprint forward, bringing up your wooden spear.

    The black thing moves steadily backward, screaming in a voice made of fire and hate as you come up, driving the splintered stick into its broken eye and through, further and further into its skull.

    The end snaps off as you drop down, bringing your hands up to defend yourself. But there's no need.

    The huge, black monstrosity falls to the ground, legs splayed in every direction as its head hits the dirt, a pink, viscous fluid leaking from its eyes. The fire is gone.

    There is nothing but the dull red now.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:09 No.7831536
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    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)20:09 No.7831539
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    Stop the spam, it isn't appreciated around here, seirously.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:10 No.7831547
    You can't reason with underage idiots...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:10 No.7831550
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    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)20:11 No.7831557

    Charge! Attack it with stick!

    Meanwhile ask Kel: 'What the hell is it?!'
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:11 No.7831562
    "Kell, thank god you turned up, what the fuck was that thing?"
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:11 No.7831568
    More important question-can we loot it?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:12 No.7831570
    Make sure it's dead.
    Poke some more holes in it.
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)20:12 No.7831572
    Yep. HANA Quest is suffering as well.

    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:12 No.7831574
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    This one is actually not true.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:12 No.7831577
    rolled 2, 4, 6 = 12

    New thread: >>7831571
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:12 No.7831578

    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)20:12 No.7831583

    Thank Kel. Ask about the thing. He certainly has seen it before. Is it something the village often has to suffer?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:13 No.7831589
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:14 No.7831611
    someone should archive this one....

    I already burned my archive for the hour...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:15 No.7831629
    Has this been archived yet?
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)20:22 No.7831735
    Archived for great justice
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:22 No.7831742
    >We could teach them the wonders of the steam engine.

    Maybe you should start with something *easy*, like watermills? We seemed to have plenty of water an digging out mill ponds is easy too.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:30 No.7831857
    Brilliant idea good sir!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:38 No.7831961
    Do we have clothes on? This might alter our reaction to Kel.

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