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    124 KB A Frost Giant is Thee ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:12 No.7831571  
    rolled 2, 3, 5 = 10

    Continued from: >>7831531

    Kel passes you, unleashing another bolt into the creature's face as he runs out of daggers. You ignore his impassioned orders to run, and sprint forward, bringing up your wooden spear.

    The black thing moves steadily backward, screaming in a voice made of fire and hate as you come up, driving the splintered stick into its broken eye and through, further and further into its skull.

    The end snaps off as you drop down, bringing your hands up to defend yourself. But there's no need.

    The huge, black monstrosity falls to the ground, legs splayed in every direction as its head hits the dirt, a pink, viscous fluid leaking from its eyes. The fire is gone.

    There is nothing but the dull red now.
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)20:13 No.7831592

    Yeah as said, thank Kel, then ask about the thing. From the looks of it he's seen such a beast before. Are they common? Do they plague the village?
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:14 No.7831617
    "Kel-I don't know what the hell that thing was, but I reckon from the number of arrows you just put into it, it wasn't nice.
    Thank god you were there to help me."
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:16 No.7831651
    >nothing but the dull red

    You can say that again!
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)20:16 No.7831654
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    Grunt thanks, ensure it is dead, retreat and rest, thank Kel later.

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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:19 No.7831702
    Give it one final thwack, thank Kel, ask what the fuck it was.
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    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:21 No.7831726
    rolled 2, 5, 4 = 11

    You ask, in no uncertain terms, what the thing is, while thanking the hunter for saving you from possible burning death. Kel responds, panting as he loads another bolt, that it's a creature of fire from the pits of the earth, dwelling beside the hot, molten rivers beneath the surface.

    There are more people coming, with the rest of the hunters leading. The entire village is coming to your defense, with whatever weapons they can carry.

    "I've only seen one of these once before," Kel says in between gasps of air, "It killed at least a hundred before they put it down. But that was far from here. Very far."

    "Thank you," you tell him, patting him on the shoulder, being careful not to hurt him, "I'm glad you were here to help me."

    He smiles, turning to the bleeding corpse to retrieve his daggers, "It's nothing. I would do the same for any others in my family."
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:22 No.7831737
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    Thanks be to Cazic.
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)20:22 No.7831738

    Well, we could go around armed, or make sure we have our magic about us next time. Maybe the former would be good. Having an axe to chop wood, or monsters, is always useful...
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    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)20:24 No.7831765

    Look at him intently. 'Believe me, Kel, when I say I appreciate being part of this family and village.'

    'Is there an opening to the underworld near this place, though? Or is it merely a beast that wandered here?'

    This sounds like a good reason or excuse to organise defence...
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    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)20:25 No.7831776
    >I would do the same for any others in my family.
    D'aaaw-If we weren't giant sized, I'd give Kel a big hug
    A heck, let's do it anyway!
    What's a cracked sternum between friends?
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:25 No.7831780
    Running out of images are we?

    Don't give in to this shit SubDM, you're awesome, this quest is awesome, and you have my thanks for sticking with it as long as you have.
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)20:25 No.7831782
    >He smiles, turning to the bleeding corpse to retrieve his daggers, "It's nothing. I would do the same for any others in my family."

    Wait. He just told us that this thing is massively powerful, said something nice about his family, and now is going near it when it seems to be dead?

    DON'T DO IT! Every trope is pointing towards this thing getting back up and killing you as soon as you get within reach!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:26 No.7831784
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:26 No.7831791
    you'll rue those words
    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)20:26 No.7831792
    "So, you said these things aren't from around here, right?
    Question is, why did this thing turn up here?"
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)20:26 No.7831797

    This man makes sense! Follow Kel!
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    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)20:28 No.7831812
    Okay, you're good
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)20:28 No.7831818
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:28 No.7831821
    I wonder what we'll get from this corpse?
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    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)20:29 No.7831833
    It's the only way to be sure.
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:30 No.7831848
    I think we should retrieve those daggers for him...
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:30 No.7831850
    rolled 4, 3, 2 = 9

    You thank him again, and tell him you are glad to be a part of his family, and then you give him the best hug you can muster without hurting him, bending down on one knee and wrapping your arms gently around his armored frame. He hugs you back, assuring you that he would gladly do whatever is necessary to make sure you and the rest of the village survive.

    As your farmer fire support arrives, swinging shovels and scythes in every direction, you ask Kel where it could have come from. He says that the only tunnels he knows of in this area lead to your cavern, and if it came from there, it would either have run into you a long time ago or approached the town from another direction.
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    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)20:30 No.7831855
    Try channeling the rage and pain mustered from our encounter into our magic in hopes of getting something off just in time to nail that motherfucker, ice beam hopefully.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:31 No.7831865
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:31 No.7831871
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    Mohammed walks up to Kel, and proceeds to observe in stone cold islamic fashion as a flurry of tentacles assault the uncharted portals of his teen virgin asshole.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:31 No.7831874
    Hmm, maybe whatever disturbance in the force that brought us here summoned that thing as well.
    Quick, from which direction did the beast appear?
    (Also, do we have clothes on-you said we were in the middle of washing our overalls?)
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    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:31 No.7831876
    rolled 1, 1, 6 = 8

    I will not give in. When this thread fills, I will make another.

    It's quite dead. The eyes are its weak point, and your spear-strike destroyed its brain.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:32 No.7831883
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    Why do you insist on trolling /tg/ with your terrible abortion of a game?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:32 No.7831887
    Haha, it's your biography
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    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:33 No.7831895
    rolled 1, 2, 4 = 7

    The beast appeared from the South, downstream. You're still wearing your overalls, you hadn't taken them off yet.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)20:33 No.7831896
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    Try harder, faggot.
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)20:33 No.7831897
    Maybe it's like a Stegosaurus, and has a second, smaller brain near it's pelvis? Ah whatever, I'll take your word that it's dead.

    Guess we should get back to work. Crisis dealt with.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:34 No.7831902
    So, are you saying that we attacked its weak point.....
    For massive Damage?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:34 No.7831903
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    >implying I wrote these and didn't just save them
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:34 No.7831904
    Why do you insist on forgetting that there is an image limit, and not realizing that what you're doing is an exercise in futility?

    You reach image limit, we keep going.
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)20:34 No.7831911

    Don't give in! All behind you, SubDM.

    But meanwhile... we need to think of something else to do with the peasants. What are the tasks at hand, just for another update?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:34 No.7831915
    1. Download Firefox
    2. Get the 4chan addon
    3. Hide this thread
    4. PROFIT!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:34 No.7831918
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    Trust me, I got something worse for that.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:35 No.7831923
    >implying you didn't
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:35 No.7831924
    rolled 3, 1, 3 = 7

    Essentially, yes. According to Kel, the last one was killed the same way, or it would obviously have woken up while it was being gutted by butchers.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)20:35 No.7831928
    I suggest we rest and then continue with our plan of spreading seeds / planting hedges etc. After this is done, we need to consider arming the village to ensure this shit does not occur again, as Kel said they can kill hundreds.
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:37 No.7831954
    Let's find out about this thing first though-Let's ask our resident cool old guys if they know anything about it's properties or if someone could summon this kind of thing.
    Also, is it edible?
    >> arachnid 01/29/10(Fri)20:37 No.7831955

    Gutted by butchers?

    Wait, gutted by- what on earth would people want from the beast? Is there something valuable in it we could use?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:37 No.7831956
    I'd fuck her
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)20:37 No.7831957

    We're not touching that shit, god damn, it could've killed us.
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    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)20:38 No.7831968
    Sounds like a plan.
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:38 No.7831970
    Do we have clothes on? Might alter our reaction.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:39 No.7831978

    Already stated yes.
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    Xenu makes his approach to the unwary faggots. He observes for a long moment, giving them a moment of his pity, before he begins to recreate their story at a whim. Because Xenu is a fucking alien. Aliens do this.
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:40 No.7831993
    Ask Kel and assorted farmers how often do random monsters like this show up?
    Also, when we next go hunting, ask Kel to tell us more about his army days.
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    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:42 No.7832029
    rolled 5, 2, 3 = 10

    The butcher/farmers immediately set to work on the thing, searching for breaks in its armor and sliding their tools into the gaps, prying great, shining plates of metal off of its steaming hide. Sahl and the others ask you if you're alright, swarming over you like anxious parents as you assure them that you're fine.

    You ask Kel about arming the peasants, just in case, but he replies that the quickest way to disable them or turn them away is to hit they eyes, and the only way you'll get close enough to do that with an axe or a sword is by losing dozens of men distracting it. The best weapon for dealing with them is a crossbow, which would be difficult to make with the tools at hand, and are more expensive than you'd think. In his opinion, it'd be a waste of effort, as things like this aren't exactly common fare in the deep forest. Still, if you think it's necessary, he'll see about training more bowmen.
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    >> Namefag 01/29/10(Fri)20:43 No.7832043
    Ask Kel more about the last time he saw something like this
    Was it summoned, was it natural
    He said it killed hundreds-was he part of the army at the time?
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:44 No.7832048
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)20:44 No.7832051
    Well, once the economy perks up a bit with the excess of food we should be producing, we might be able to trade for some crossbows in that bigger town who's name I don't remember.

    And ask them why they are butchering it.
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:46 No.7832066
    Yeah, is there anything special in it's corpse we can use? Could we use its hide for armor or building materials?
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    Metal Plating?
    Fuck yeah:Full plate armor-here we come!

    >Also, can all posters include a mildly related image from this point forward to run up? I think we could run up the image count faster
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    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:47 No.7832088
    rolled 2, 5, 4 = 11

    He was in a large town to the far West, over a hundred miles past Fain. It crawled up out of a mineshaft, slaughtering workers and spitting fire. Most of the local militia were swordsmen, near-useless against such a thing. Only the bowmen, aiming for the eyes, eventually brought it down. He was part of the closest garrison at the time, and he arrived just as the fight was ending. It was horrifying, but it was by no means a common occurence.
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    Oh god wait til you see what happens when you do.
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    I guess we got lucky, then-thank God
    "Kel. As weird as it sounds, I don't think that thing was violent. Or at least it wasn't the blinding hostility of a stupid beast. Are these things inteligent?"
    Also, are they edible?
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    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:55 No.7832165
    rolled 5, 1, 3 = 9

    The hide is covered in a tarnished, silvery armor that seems to absorb light from certain directions. Kel informs you that the plates are incredibly sturdy, and can't be shaped or softened by anything he's got. They were forged in a place where rock runs like water, and without a bellows and a furnace, there's no way he can get a high enough temperature to melt it.

    As for the rest of it, the meat is horrid-tasting but extremely nutritious in small quantities, fortified with a great density of essential minerals. One of the purifying organs has been known to contain gems, and almost all of them are made of a material that is entirely fireproof and heat-resistant, yet flexible. The eyes, if undamaged, are covered by a transparent casing that can be flattened into sheets to make windows. As for the limbs, the blades are solid pieces of metal like the armor, and can be used in weapons or farming implements.
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:57 No.7832193
    Suh-weet loot!
    Alright-let's help with the striping and stacking
    The plate sounds heavy, maybe we should use our giantess strength to help move it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:57 No.7832197

    This seems like a blessing in disguise.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)20:57 No.7832198
    rolled 4, 3, 1 = 8

    It was fixated on you, to the point of reaching out to you without attacking. Perhaps, as was suggested, as a being of heat it was curious about a being of cold.
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    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)20:58 No.7832207
    Almost all of the organs are fireproof, so we should have the women work hard on crafting an apron for our trainee blacksmith as this will prove highly beneficial and a good piece of equipment, should it be possible.
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    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)20:59 No.7832212
    Aww, poor thing just wanted a friend. WELL YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT!

    Look in the organ that sometimes has gems. Pray for lots of gems.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)20:59 No.7832215
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    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:00 No.7832227
    rolled 3, 6, 2 = 11

    The butchers, directed by Kel, tear apart the smoldering corpse, prying off the armor and cutting the thick meat into manageable chunks. The plates are still a bit hot, but you manage to carry them pretty easily, dipping your hands into the stream after setting them down to cool off.

    It takes about an hour and a half to break the heavy parts into sections and move them, and after that, it's just a matter of removing the useable portions and discarding the rest. Even this close to the town, scavengers will carry off whatever is left behind.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:00 No.7832228
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:01 No.7832230
    I'm wondering if you can make a leather-type material from the organs? It seems a bit odd, but if it works, then it'll be huge step forward for the smiths.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:01 No.7832233
    rolled 4, 2, 1 = 7

    Email field: dice+1d20 for gems. High is good.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:01 No.7832234
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:02 No.7832242
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:02 No.7832249
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    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)21:03 No.7832260

    You can tan them, I believe, and at the very least you can stitch that bitch together.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:04 No.7832263
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    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)21:04 No.7832265
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:04 No.7832273
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    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)21:05 No.7832279
    rolled 19 = 19


    hueg rollan
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:05 No.7832280
    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:05 No.7832283
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:05 No.7832285

    We obviously weren't meant to get many gems...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:06 No.7832291
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    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:06 No.7832306
    rolled 5, 6, 3 = 14

    You suggest this, and the farmers familiar with leatherworking say they'll get on it.

    Unfortunately, this one wasn't carrying much. Two small rubies and a topaz spill out of the reddish sack, and are picked up by Bem. He says he could buy the merchant's load twice with those, but he's just that good.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:07 No.7832308
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    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)21:08 No.7832322
    Can we save these for our next 2 rolls?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:08 No.7832323
    wats that anime, i must know
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:09 No.7832325
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:09 No.7832329
    Hooray-the town is now a little bit better off than before!
    The good thing that its big enough to lead to improvements, but not big enough to attract hostile attention
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:10 No.7832335
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:10 No.7832337
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    Hellsing Ultimate OVA 2
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)21:11 No.7832342
    rolled 3 = 3


    Can we buy an anvil with this much?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:11 No.7832344
    Are any of the metal plates of a size or shape that we could fashion scale mail armor from them?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:11 No.7832345
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    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:11 No.7832350
    rolled 2, 4, 1 = 7

    I'll give you +1 on the next roll if you remind me I promised to do so. But that's because spammy is making me feel generous to make up for him.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:12 No.7832357
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:12 No.7832361
    Thanks, but don't try to make up for the actions of a pissed off child.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:12 No.7832364
    rolled 6, 1, 4 = 11


    The smallest is big enough to serve as your breastplate.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:13 No.7832365
    Which person from suptg are you?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:13 No.7832374
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    Are you a pedophile or something, you keep insisting we're children.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:14 No.7832379
    rolled 1, 5, 4 = 10

    I will do so no longer.

    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:14 No.7832382
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    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)21:14 No.7832384
    Don't worry. Oh, and I know it's late, but thanks for remembering to include Aki in our Samurai Jack stories.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:15 No.7832390
    Failtroll continues to fail.

    I wonder how long it'll take him to figure it out.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:15 No.7832391
    thx anonymous
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)21:15 No.7832392

    Can we fashion any weapons by pinning / bolting pieces of metal to our existing axe? Going for a CHOPPA.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:15 No.7832394
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:16 No.7832399
    Let's head back to town-where we will be hailed as a hero! Man, so this is what being an adventurer feels like-feels good.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:16 No.7832401
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    Oh is this what the cool cats think trolling is, now?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:17 No.7832406
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:17 No.7832414
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    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:18 No.7832419
    rolled 3, 1, 2 = 6

    No problem.

    You could use two of the limb-blades to extend its reach, or turn it into a hybrid halberd, but there's no way to fasten them securely without a blacksmith and enough heat to melt the blades.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:18 No.7832427
    Tonight, let's tell the tale of Jack Jack And The Spartans!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:18 No.7832429
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:19 No.7832433
    ... and continues...

    Trolls were better back in 2005, all we have now is children and idiots.

    Then we need an anvil.

    Also, if the plates aren't shaped correctly (apparently they can't be shaped) is there any chance they may be able to trade them for things we can use next time they head to the town?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:20 No.7832442
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    Good thing my motivators are here to make this thread good.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)21:20 No.7832447
    How large are the blades? Could a hilt be fashioned around some and be used as human-sized swords?
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:20 No.7832449
    rolled 5, 6, 6 = 17

    Yes, they can be traded. The material they are made of is called Magma Steel, and it its worth matches its rarity. One of the large ones can buy an anvil on its own.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:21 No.7832457
    Which is better-axe or Halberd?
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)21:22 No.7832460
    "When all you have in an anvil, everything looks like a hammer."

    Wait, I think I messed that up...

    I'm not sure trading the plates would be such a good idea; it raises the question of how a small village was able to kill it, and I'm not sure if we would be able to answer that satisfactorily without letting on that they have a giant helping them.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:22 No.7832461
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    Your butthurt is tangible. This isn't trolling.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:22 No.7832468
    rolled 3, 6, 5 = 14

    The blades are as large as your forearm but very light; they would be perfect as scythe-blades, but their curvature and large size would make them unwieldly as hand weapons in their current state.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:22 No.7832472
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:22 No.7832476
    Good, though the only thing I worry about is that a town that managed to kill this thing without loosing anyone might draw unwanted attention... We need to ask the elders if they think it is safe to trade them or if we should hold on to them until we can find a way to shape them ourselves?
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:23 No.7832480
    rolled 1, 2, 6 = 9

    Axe is choppy, spear is stabby.

    Halberd is choppy AND stabby.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:23 No.7832481
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:23 No.7832483
    If it is so rare, it may be a good idea to not let the people in the city know about it. How would a normal Little Villiage have access to it?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:24 No.7832489
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    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)21:24 No.7832491
    We will need these later on when we have the equipment to fashion them into useful items. Keep them, use the gems to buy and anvil and the beginnings of a forge, if possible.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:24 No.7832496
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:25 No.7832500
    Ah, I say we use them to make harvesting tools. The weapons we have now should be fine, these are apparently the correct shape and would save us quite a bit of work/time setting up the required tools.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:25 No.7832505
    Yeah Scythe blade!
    We can harvest a field of grain with a single stroke-we'll be just like Paul Bunyan, only blue.
    And with tits.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:25 No.7832506
    >racism and rape are HILARIOUS! Right, guys? Right?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:25 No.7832507
    Since you're determined to post in this thread anyway, you might as well explain how you can believe that you aren't trolling.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:25 No.7832508
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    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)21:26 No.7832517
    Hey, maybe we can use these to help harvesting the wheat. It'll fall like wheat to a scythe! Y'know, cause that'll be exactly what's happening.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:26 No.7832519
    Don't bother, they'll just fail at trolling you...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:27 No.7832523
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    Trolling is adopting a belief/playing the devil's advocate to piss people off and incite drama.

    Go back to gaia, ye faggot of new.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)21:27 No.7832525

    This. They are strong and thus will keep their edge permanently, will bolster the speed at which we harvest, if only slightly. Minor improvements are the way forward.

    Now, I suggest we rest for the day, read the lore and medicine books and practice magic and tomorrow we go about collecting lumber and repairing the villager's houses in order of condition.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:27 No.7832530
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:27 No.7832532
    Bunion had a blue ox. So naturally, we need a human-colored ox!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:28 No.7832537
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:28 No.7832541

    Furthermore, when we have the means to shape them, we'll also have the means to produce a more conventional harvesting utensil, and can therefore reuse them at that time.

    It's win-win.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:29 No.7832545
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    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:29 No.7832550
    rolled 1, 4, 4 = 9

    You suggest that the limb-blades be used to fashion new scythes, as the current ones are dull and chipped, obviously unsuitable for such a fantastic town. Mal says that, without proper forging equipment, they'll just be brute-forced into wooden poles, and could easily be taken out and used for something else, if necessary. They won't need to be sharpened for quite a while, either.
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)21:29 No.7832552
    Ah, so you're just spamming.

    I was under the impression that it was morning; should we really abandon the days work already?

    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:30 No.7832556
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:30 No.7832567
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    Wrong, I am sharing my awesome images with you lucky fa/tg/gots.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:31 No.7832568
    Choppy, and Stabby eh?
    What's the drawback?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:31 No.7832569
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    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)21:32 No.7832586

    If such is the case, work on that today aswell unless the hedge windbreaks and irrigation isn't done.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:32 No.7832592
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    >awesome images
    >shitty motivationals
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:33 No.7832594
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:33 No.7832603
    >look, someone is posting a thread I don't approve of!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:33 No.7832607
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    Don't be jealous you don't got my awesome archive going on in your harddrive. It's like a pixel party in there.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:34 No.7832614
    rolled 6, 5, 1 = 12

    A halberd would be longer and thus slightly more difficult to use precisely/carry, the axe blade could interfere with impaling, and the spear point could interfere with chopping.

    Alternatively, you could simply extend the axe blades.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:35 No.7832616
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    Good idea, I could use the help.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:35 No.7832619
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    Sounds like a good idea if the town will let us. They might be in a celebratory mood after defeating an epic level (for them, anyway) hell spawn.

    Also, work in progress to combat the spammer. Keep up the awesome story DM!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:35 No.7832620
    >Moot is going to ban me just like he banned the other thread-shitting fags.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:35 No.7832622
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:36 No.7832630
    Hey, now, let's leave moot out of this, he's actually a pretty cool guy.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:37 No.7832645
    You seem to be doing just fine as is, though your lack of taste in image leads me to believe you haven't been around very long.

    I recommend you look at the old /b/ archives, you might get some inspiration from there. Sadly, you're probably too stupid to find them, and too much of a failure to replicate them.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:37 No.7832646
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    rolled 3, 5, 6 = 14


    You just killed a Demon of the Deep (with assistance) with a stick through the brain, hugged a man less than half your size, and carried on helping them butcher it without a second thought. They'll do whatever the hell you want to do.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:37 No.7832647
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    This story is bland. You guys must be easily impressed.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:38 No.7832651
    No, seriously, could you please just hide the thread or something, instead of actively ruining other people's fun?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:38 No.7832657
    and he doesnt afraid of anything
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:39 No.7832664
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    I'm a kid, I'm a troll, I'm a newfag, keep them coming, I've almost won Butthurt Bingo!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:40 No.7832672
    Considering their spam quality, they're obviously not smart enough to figure that out.

    My guess is, considering we've been doing this for weeks now, he'll get tired and leave way before we do.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:40 No.7832676
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    Take this to an irc or a chatango and you wouldn't have a problem.
    He probably doesn't actually.
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)21:40 No.7832681
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    Dude, awesome picture! Except that skirt is so short. All the other frost giants will make fun of us.

    True. Still, the halberd could also cut through even full plate. I say we go for it.

    Pic to help reach image limit faster. Fuck off troll. Oh, and it's semi-relevant; we're the personification of industry, and the village is the girl.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:41 No.7832684
    Passer-by here. I honestly don't understand your motivation here.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:41 No.7832686
    But battle axe is so much cooler!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:41 No.7832691
    I say extend blade of battle axe
    It's been working pretty good for us so far
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:41 No.7832692
    I might have gotten tired long ago but you guys just keep giving me motivation.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:42 No.7832695
    rolled 1, 1, 5 = 7

    I requested it in a drawthread awhile back, but I didn't specify skirt length.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:42 No.7832699
    What IS your motivation? I mean, that's a lot of posts just to drag a few irritated replies out of a mediocre thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:42 No.7832702
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    Butthurt Bingo.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:43 No.7832707
    OK. Can you stop now?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:43 No.7832714
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    To send you guys and your bad plot on its merry way.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:44 No.7832722

    Effort in futility.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:44 No.7832726
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    You kidding me? I'm going for a second game! I want to win that Sedan.
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:44 No.7832729
    rolled 4, 5, 3 = 12

    When you've got a forge, a bellows, and an anvil, you can see about your weapon. For now, consensus on rest of the day?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:44 No.7832730
    Why do you even care? Most threads aren't going to be of interest to any given person.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:45 No.7832737
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    And you guys call me stubborn :3
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)21:45 No.7832740
    I know. If this thread reaches autosage before we're done we'll just start another one. He's just making this session stay on the board for longer than it would otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:46 No.7832744
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    Nigga, I just think different.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:47 No.7832752
    My guess is he was one of the guys who tried to get us to kill everything in sight a few weeks ago, failed, and now he's butthurt enough to try and kill the quest completely.

    I say we finish what we can around the village for the next few hours and then relax a bit, we've earned it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:47 No.7832758
    Continue with whatever work we've been doing; finish the windbreak shrub wall, then talk to the elders about our cold storage shed idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:48 No.7832761
    Spend the day working
    Tonight: PART-TAY
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)21:49 No.7832772
    rolled 5, 1, 3 = 9

    The next story post will be the first in a new thread. I'll post a link.
    >> Blue Faced Motherfucker 01/29/10(Fri)21:49 No.7832779

    see above.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:50 No.7832795


    I can make the skirt longer if you guys want. It really isn't a huge deal. Odds are that I won't get done by tonight anyway. Eventually there will be a peasant kid sitting/standing in Maya's hand. Possibly one of the elders looking up at the shenanigans to show relate heights and all that jazz.

    Also, my vote is for getting back to work since it is still morning (?). Those fields aren't going to fix themselves.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:51 No.7832801
    Do you REALLY believe that?
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)21:52 No.7832815
    +1 vote for longer skirt. Can't wait to see the finished pic. Sounds awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:53 No.7832821
    Nope, but I do appreciate keeping our thread on the front page for a couple of hours.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)21:54 No.7832838
    Don't mention it :3
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:00 No.7832916
    rolled 1 = 1

    a bit perverted to have such a tall woman in a skirt anyways...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:02 No.7832939
    >but perverted

    We're lucky there's a skirt at all to hide the penis.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:06 No.7832987
    So, what's the next stage for Maya after we have the villagers squared-adventuring?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:07 No.7833001
    Find other frost giants-maybe find out who our old body was.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:08 No.7833014
    Frost giants are generally dicks and we won't have a large physical advantage over them. I'm somewhat opposed to seeking out others.
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)22:08 No.7833020
    I'm not sure. I was thinking that we'd continue working with them for at least a few years. I suppose eventually we'll need to reveal that we've been helping them, once people start asking about all the new methods and technology that they have/will have. I feel that that's a big enough goal for now.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:10 No.7833038

    To be fair, we have no idea if our body was generated when we got here or if it was a cross-dimensional level exchange of consciousness. We probably won't know one way or another for awhile.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:10 No.7833048
    A few years-aww, it's only been like three weeks on the outside since we got here.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:10 No.7833049
    >> Researcher Sam 01/29/10(Fri)22:11 No.7833056
    Hey, we're trying to start up the Industrial Revolution. It's not going to happen overnight.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:13 No.7833078
    Find out how it is we ended up in this fantastical realm
    My bet-a wizard did it
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:13 No.7833082
    Well, we are now starting to take longer time skips.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:19 No.7833152
    I don't like timeskips, makes everything seemed removed. I like playing it out day by day.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:20 No.7833161

    Well, while we are waiting, we should start thinking about how we want to do the bath house. I have the flushing toilets mostly figured out, but heated showers are giving me head aches.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:21 No.7833172
    rolled 20 = 20

    New thread:
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)22:21 No.7833175
    rolled 3, 5, 6 = 14

    New thread: >>7833144

    Sorry about the wait.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:21 No.7833176
    Heat armor plates, run pipes under plating, steam rises and is condensed?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)22:22 No.7833184
    Has this thread been archived yet?
    >> ★ Subprocessor DM 01/29/10(Fri)22:25 No.7833230
    rolled 3, 5, 5 = 13


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