OH, YOU MUST THINK YOU'RE PRETTY SMART FOR HOLING UP THERE IN THAT BARN

WELL MY FRIEND WITH THE AUTO-CANNON HAS NEWS FOR YOU BUDDY

FUCK YES I'M ON TIME.

LET ME JUST SETTLE BEHIND THIS TREE HERE

I DON'T MEAN TO BE FUSSY BUT IT MIGHT HELP IF YOU HURRIED

>I am, I am! Just let me get my weapon.

JUST SAYING. I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S UNUSUAL FOR ME TO BE SHOT AT.

Hurrying, hurrying!

Awesomesauce

Alright, in position.

>GOOD SO IT'S NOT NECESSARY FOR ME TO BE IN THE LINE OF FIRE AND MAKE SURE ALL THE ALIENS ARE NOT SNEAKING OUT THE BACK.

>MANY AUTOCANNON SHOTS LATER, FEW OF WHICH ACTUALLY HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF THE GODDAMN FARMHOUSE.

WELL FUCK

I HOPE YOU HAD FUN LOBBING EXPLOSIVES RAYCASTER

IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE TO HURRY UP AND KILL SOME ALIENS

Excuse me for trying, I mean, my 49 Accuracy should be getting the job done swimmingly- was I seeing doubles or are there really 3 floaters in there all on the same floor? I mean, I only caught a glimpse

[This is where the screenshots from last night end. Now to load up my game]

Just enough time for an aimed shot. Time to finish this.

HA! I am the greatest rookie ever!

Was is los?

ALRIGHT, LOOKS LIKE THIS AIN'T OVER

I'M GOING TO MOVE UP THERE AND SPOT THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE ALIENS

>>7847915
He's so dead.

OH SHIT THERE'S ONE

On it.

...fuck that was a direct hit.

FUCK THIS SHIT I'M TAKING COVER

FUCKIN A I WAS GONNA TAKE A NAP BUT FUCK THAT IT'S TIME FOR THA ROKKITS!!!

What? No, get back there and spot for me.

Yeah, like that. There he is.

Time to end this and go home.

>miss, miss, miss

>THAT WAS THE WORST SHOOTING I'VE EVER SEEN

Shut up.

HA! That's how it's done!

YEAH, EXCEPT THAT HE'S STILL FUCKING STANDING

OR FLOATING WHAT THE FUCK EVER AAAaa-

*cough cough*

GET THEM FOR ME KID...GET THE FUCKER THAT DID THIS TO ME

And here I am. All alone. The realization washes over me, curdling my blood and chilling me to the bone. And yet I don't panic.

I drop my useless spent autocannon

And pick up the one that girl had dropped earlier.

I turn and enter the craft. The cannon will not be enough, not for this. I could leave now. I have every reason to, but it just wouldn't be right, not after the deaths today.

I prime and lob a grenade, hoping to catch one of them in the blind. I had taken a high explosive too.

I head closer. I figure it would be better if I flank them. Maybe I should grab that flare and light up what's left of the farmhou-

>HIDDEN MOVEMENT

>PEW

Fuck. We can't keep this shit up people.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROKKIT TAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

Alright. There's another UFO, we shot it down right after the last, before the mission. There are plenty of recruits. I need names, people. We have just enough equipment in the nearby Siberian base to arm 5 operatives.

sign me up boss

>>7848239

Kitty Dukakis.

Times are tough. The founding nations of X-Com take drastic measures in providing manpower for their anti-extra-terrestrial efforts. They begin to offer known criminals the possibility to serve their planet by volunteering.

Grof. Crime: Bad puns.

Sparrow. Attempted to attack mars under his own power. Failed.

rolled 2 = 2

test

Dunce Hat. Doing life for criminal stupidity. Why else would he volunteer first? Armed with the potent but quirky heavy cannon he found buried under some ping-pong balls in General Storage. No high-explosive rounds were provided due to time constraints.

Volunteered.

>>7848528
awww shit it's on now niggas

Kitty Dukakis. Doing life for having an extremely queer name.

And now, it starts. A UFO crashed in the African desert.

Oh nice I just started playing this, I would have loved this game 15 years ago.

Man, I hope things go smoother here than on Mars. Oh look, there's one.

AHH SNAKE

Time to make floater gravy.

Bullshit! Autofire twice, and only two bullets hit. He didn't even flinch. Time for a snap shot.

Your aim sucks. Watch the master at wo-
>REACTION FIRE
Ffffff

Some faggot is banning all the posters here

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7836783/

testan a theory

Wow.

>>7848693
Off to a good start...

(well, now that my weird sudden ban is over, time to continue.)

Dunce walks briskly to the edge of the craft. Another sudden plasma bolt hits the solid wing of the skyranger. He turns to face his attacker.

Another floater. The scum. It's time for heavy cannon justice!

Victory!

ANOTHER WISHES TO TASTE THE MIGHT OF THE AP HEAVY CANNON ROUNDS

I'll handle this one. Suck laser!

>miss

Damn it!

I'm still here~

WOOHOO A KILL

Alright, I'm going to take this fucker out from the safety of under the ramp. Wish me luck.

>REACTION FIRE

*sizzle*