I choooose....

2.

what could possibly go wrong?

The fourth option. We may have business outside of our dimension, no couple is perfect and if a false star appears, it most likely will be quite persistent. So just don't piss off any gods.

Besides, most gods will have some means of bypassing your protection anyways.

>>8080759
well, not if her mother is a goddess?

I mean she is a fairy queen.

The only fucker I ever knew who could even hope to match that was Ganon. who had a fucking cheat force.

Definitely number four.

>>8080780
Even then, if a god wants something, he gets it, sooner or later. So there's no need to get protection from gods.

1 means you can be hurt in certain circumstances, 2 in one unique circumstance by one unique person, 3 in a circumstance you have some control over, and 4 by specific beings.

2 seems the most specific (it sounds like that day can only happen once), so I vote it

Uh, can we reconsider and take the Badass Leprechaun instead of the useless bard? Please?

Your mother shrouds you in powerful artifacts, charms, and spells to make you immune to all but the gods.

She smiles at you, and talks to you about a means to arm yourself. She wants you to take one of the ancient Fae artifacts with you, to help you on your journey. She states that she will not explain what each one does, but you will simply have to attempt to figure it out, here and now, and choose whatever you like the most. So place close attention to the description.

1. The Crown and Star rod of Ybrik, the Devourer of stars. This crown is said to have belonged to the ancient Fae god on his journeys to satiate his infinite hunger. it is said that he possessed the ability to wear many hats to situate whatever his needs...
2. The mask of the Deca hexed Fool. Said to be possessed by a minor goddess, It's face changes your appearance whenever and however you please, but in addition, allows you to see the world through a fool's eyes....
3. the bracelet of charms. Said to belong to demi-god leprachaun, who after eons of being chased by the gods for this artifact, finally made a last stand and banished them to this realm. If he was not to enjoy them in peace, no one was.
4. Mother's Sword and scabbard. You aren't sure where your mother got this sword, and she isn't quite sure either. All she knows is that one day, she is simply enjoying a bath in a pretty lake, when some idiot tossed a broken sword at her. plotting revenge, she enchants the sword and throws it back out. only to find that it's tossed back on to her head as she is finishing her bath a few years later.

>>8080981
>4. Mother's Sword and scabbard. You aren't sure where your mother got this sword, and she isn't quite sure either. All she knows is that one day, she is simply enjoying a bath in a pretty lake, when some idiot tossed a broken sword at her. plotting revenge, she enchants the sword and throws it back out. only to find that it's tossed back on to her head as she is finishing her bath a few years later.

Let's go with this one.

>>8080892
well,

do you guys want number 2 or 4, please pick now.

I vote for replacing the Bard with Leprechaun at the last minute.

We can always pick up another Bard, they pretty much give them away for free at almost all taverns, but finding another Rambo Leprechaun will be difficult.

#1 Obviously. If only to be able to turn into a dragon to have hawt lesbo action with the psuedo-dragon.

>>8080990
I vote we keep the bard. He sounds like a laugh.

Last minute change to Leprechaun.

>>8080990
Again, gods can harm us anyway.
>>8080981
3. Suits us most.

Switch to Leprechaun, and then we pick up an identical Bard at the nearest Tavern, Hell, if we pick up all free Bards by the first week out we'll have ten of them, Leprechaun is irreplaceable.

what's with all the love for rambo leprachaun?

well, you can't replace the bard, but if you really want the leprachaun on your team, I guess i'll give you a chance to recruit him... if that is what you want.

Number four, and switch to the Fucking Leprechaun.

YES!

ALL BOW BEFORE RAMBO LEPRECHAUN!

...F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5...

Also, Leprechauns FTW

...F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5...

Bump.

Also, HURRY THE FUCK UP

Rambo. Leprechaun. Bump.

Bump.

Number four on both, a God would be able to hurt us anyway, and what good is an adventurer without a sword?

You approach the bar where Ramo, the Leprachaun is usually set to reside and spend the morning through evening hours.

As you walk into the pub, the irish music plays softly. the barkeep is busy washing away the tables and cups, as you hear a clank from a dark corner with about 2 dozen mugs of ale lay strewn about.

You approach the old and grizzled leprachaun. his grizzled green jacket faded out and stained with undefinale liquids. greyed hair and with an eyepatch, he leeres out at you.

What can I help you with there' young lass.

he says in gravely and brooding, if not kind voice.

You reply that you want him on your adventuring crew.

he looks down at his beer.

"use to be an adventurer Meself back in the Realms... had me buddy Danny and I tankering about in fields of gray and ash. Days like those when a boy had to be a man and a man had to put food on his table without asking to many questions... Danny once asked me "Ramo, you think the good lord will see us in hell for this?" and I recall me laughing, laughing... and he ask me, "what are you finding so funny ya daft lunatic?" and I remember me laughing... Cause we were already there Lass.... We were already there....

what will you do to convince him?

Definitely the sword.

Give him a 5% cut of the Treasure and all enchanted weapons. Also see if we can entice him with promises of Adventure and fighting.

With mother's sword in hand and her scabard on your back, and with the protection against all from the god's, you continue your journey.

Final.

>invulnerability
2. We'll probably plan on killing a god sooner or later, so although 4 seems good, it could get in our way. 2 can only happen once so it gets my vote.

>item
4. Changing shape with 2 seems cool, but Excalibur sounds like the most powerful. Plus, the bard and dragon might not be too good in combat, so we should be.

>bard or leprechaun
Let's stick with bard.

Do we have Ramo?

>2. The mask of the Deca hexed Fool. Said to be possessed by a minor goddess, It's face changes your appearance whenever and however you please, but in addition, allows you to see the world through a fool's eyes...
Let's take that one. Also, absolutely no leprechauns.

>>8080759
False assumption.Invulnerable means invulnerable. Should have picked 2.More poetry and it'll definitely only happen once.
Oh well.

We already decided all of that, we're taking four on both.

The leprachaun looks up at you.

Ill take 40% of whatever comes our way. Our all the coin.

If not, then you best be finding someone else tere lass.


Is this agreement acceptable?

>>8081250

Why the Fuck not? Have you seen the movie "Leprechaun"? Did you see how easily he Fucked shit up? Now just imagine a Rambo version of that on our side, and besides we have the Bard and Pseudo-Dragon too

>>8081281
remember you can still challenge him to a contest...

40%? sounds good, we have a Super Mary-Sue Fae princess with invulnerability against everything but Gods, a Pseudo dragon, and a Bard to act as a meat shield, our biggest problem is going to be getting all of treasure back, unless the Pseudo-Dragon and Bard get killed by baddies that TERROR LEPRECHAUN could have disemboweled with his bare hands. That would be sad.

Yeah, 40% except for gems (Obviously) and he kills everything that looks at us funny.

>>8081284
Because some people don't get off on min/maxing the party.

Stick with bard.

But we already HAVE the Bard, the OP is giving us a chance to recruit the Leprechaun too, we have a chance to have our cake and eat it too.

>>8081390
Alright, but when this comes back to bite us in the arse later, I'll have called it.

So you both agree? Good, now lets get on with it.

The leprachaun shakes your hand.

Looks like ya got a deal lass. I'll go get me things. Simply whistle if you need me and Ill be there. If ya don't need me, let me be. Make it fair, and I won't take too much of your treasure...

getting old meself... and frankly lass... adventuring is a path of carnage

(DM note. He is there as a bail out card, use him as proper or when you simply definatly want him around or to roleplay with him. Mostly because I don't want to have three npcs, two is enough already. This story is about you.)


You assemble your party and stand at the gates of awakening. You are ready to make off your journey.

Mounted on the armored Psuedo-dragon. Arms wrapped around the nose bleeding bard as your hands grip the reigns. you set off on adventure.

Choose your destination.


Up
Down
Turn around
Into the sunset.
Third star to the left.
where the wind blows
Dragon's choice.
Bard's Choice
Leprachaun's Choice
Mother's choice

Leprechauns choice, He's a veteran adventurer and probably knows more about where the rich Dungeons are then the Bard, but we should get the Bards second opinion as well.

>>8081434
Mother's choice, so for as to assuage her fears about us setting off to ADVENTURE. She might not show it, but she fears for our safety like any good mom.

Bard's choice, because it might actually be fun

Mother's choice, since she's probably the most knowledgeable person and knows the best places.

(for now, the proctection from all but gods will stay, but you guys can change it at anytime if there is concensus)

Ramo says: well if you just be wanting gold and have no qualms about where to go and what you need to do. we can always just go and have a chat with whatever pathetic excuse for a theives guild they got going in those lack luster cities of the humans. ( difficulty: easy. reward: Moderate)

Prism, the dragon says: well, There's always Bahamut, he pays very well... But he usually wants you to kill evil dragons... and boy are they T.O.U.G.H. (Difficulty: very high. reward: very High)

Sammy, the Bard says. "If you wish for treasure And Adventure to boot. Then i know of a place where we may go loot. To the lost city of Atlantis within the fabled 8th sea. if I wished for adventure, that is where I would be. dread robbers and Ghost Pirates and Treasure Maps as well. Fighting Krakens and Sea monsters will be ever so swell." Difficulty: ADVENTURE. Reward: ADVENTURE.

Mother's choice: Well, I am having some diffuculties with a local demi-lich who is always looking for a way to capture fairies and turn them into valueable spell components and sell them off. he constantly sends out his hell-cat. If you manage to find a way to deal with his cat I will reward you. (difficulty: moderate high. reward: personal.)

>>8081594
>(for now, the proctection from all but gods will stay, but you guys can change it at anytime if there is concensus)
Cool

I think we should go for the thieves' guilds and try to take them over, so that we can get influence and a constant flow of money

>>8081434
>Up
>Down
>Turn around
>Into the sunset.
All of these, in order.

>>8081594
We voted for HIGH ADVENTURE, and HIGH ADVENTURE is what we'll get. Go with the Bard's suggestion. Besides, it's fucking Atlantis! There's going to be tons of stuff!

>>8081622
Why? We're already rich beyond most people's wildest imaginings. Why should we do that? Where's the fun in intimidating a bunch of people at the thieves guild to get some completely unnecessary cash?

>>8081651
>so that we can get influence
It's our first step towards taking over the cities entirely.

>>8081666
And thus did two fairies plot to take over the world....

>>8081666
And we'd want to do that why? If that's what we're aiming for, and that doesn't sound like adventure at all, more like politics, we might as well start integrating ourselves somewhere else, like the royal family.

Not that we need to do any of this, seeing as how we're already the princess of a kingdom far more magnificent than anything the humans could possibly build.

>>8081594
Atlantis, obviously.

Atlantis it is.

Onwards to HIGH ADVENTURE.

What would you like to see.

1. Pirates vs. Pirates. adventures at surface level
2. Underwater sunken abandon city, with dungeon crawling aspect.
3. Blooming civilization who are in desperate need of assistance.
4. CTHULU mind fuckery and having to out fae an eldritch god.

choose so that I may plan out Tommorow's adventure's.

But either way, I have a small sidequest for you all today, as today is valentines day.

>>8081834
Pirates. A thousand times pirates. They're like HIGH ADVENTURE personified.

>>8081834
Submarine singing pirates!

Or 2 if not possible

>>8081834
Pirates, definatly, definatly pirates.

Take care of the Hell-cat, get Ramo and cull as many of the demi-liches minions as we can, damage his property as much as we can, grab as much treasure as we can carry, and then go to Atlantis, after leaving obvious clues so the revenge-crazed Demi-Lich will send his his minions after us, giving us the option of instigating war between the Demi-Liches minions and whatever enemies attack us until all of his minions are dead.

TOTAL WIN.

>>8081834
Pirates and/or Cthulu. But I'm happy with any, especially if we still get a bit of the others.

Yeah, that sounds like an Awesome plan, then after we loot Atlantis we return and, with the help of the allies/Magical items/Levels we gained in Atlantis we put him down for good, and most of his minions will be dead by now anyway.

you can do all these quests lines, just not at the same time.

going to do atlantis tommorow

so decide what aspect you would like to do for atlantis.

>>8080988

WE ARE KING ARTHURRRR

>>8082005
To clarify >>8081921, I'd like mostly pirates or Cthulu, with small bits of the other 3 mixed in

>>8082016
Oh, I thought that was a DWM 1 reference.

So I will be doing pirates then I am to guess.

Is this ok with everyone?

>>8082133
Sure :)

Don't forget to archive this thread

this thread is now archived.

One third Bioshock, One Third Cthulhu, one third Undead Pirates.

Make sure there are plenty of mutated and/or mindless undead running around and a few isolated fortresses peopled by the descendants of the original inhabitants. Yes I do like Bioshock.

Maybe the pirates attacked en mass, the council of powerful mages that ruled Atlantis activated the safeguard.

which basically sealed the city under a massive crystal dome and sunk it below the ocean, cutting them off from the surface but leaving them self-sufficient and safe from further pirate attacks, but there was some serious Cthulhu shit in the deep water under the city that the council didn't know about, the council built a magic-powered Bathysphere to escape but they were killed by undead/mutants before they could escape, he pirates used the Bathysphere to invade but were all killed by the Mutant Zombie Atlantiens and armed survivors, but the pirate leader was a powerful Necromancer, he saw what happened to Atlantis and turned his Pirates into an independent faction Pirates of the Caribbean style undead, everyone then spends the next few thousand years trying to take over Atlantis before it was rediscovered by adventurers, the lucky ones took refuge with the Atlantiens, the others were consumed by the Dark Powers and forced into the service of the Great WhateverCthlhu.

>>8082133
Fuck yes, Pirates!

>>8082280

>>8082283

Fucking This. Nothing Else.

>>8082283

This is Awesome.

>>8082283

Fuck Yarr!

This.

Equal parts:

2. Underwater sunken abandon city, with dungeon crawling aspect

And

4. CTHULU mind fuckery and having to out Fae an eldritch god.

Good one.

Sunken Dungeon crawl+Cthulhu.

Is OP still here?

WE WANT THE CTHULHU!

Needs to be 50% pirates, 50% pirates.

>>8081834
>But either way, I have a small sidequest for you all today, as today is valentines day.

So, are we actually going to do it, or did OP leave?

Yes, but later tonight. working on an essay right now.