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    77 KB Valentine Fairy Quest OP 02/14/10(Sun)16:44 No.8085114  
    Right Before your about to go on your merry Adventures, murmurs and commotion draw your attention like a moth to flame, as a large, naked child with a pair of angel wings and a bow flies his way up to the palace.
    Upon reaching the top, He slowly hovers near the balcony where you and your companions are momentarily resting.
    He fumbles into his toga and pulls out a cigar and lighter. Breathing deeply in, he puffs out a few more moments, as the frantic look disappears on his face. He looks at you once more while slightly tapping the cigar.
    “Listen, wondering if maybe you can help me, see? The Gods sometimes need people to fall in love and I am just the person for the job, see? Except this time, they want me to go after the one person I can’t make fall in love, see? Now normally undead don’t count, see? But this cat just doesn’t do things easy like, see? There’s this lich that lives in a rotting castle and owns a countryside, see? As powerful as he his, makes the gods scared of him, see? Immune to all forms of magic, even from the gods, see? Now me and the boys wouldn’t take the job seeing as how they are undead, see? But this cat made his steal beating heart a phylactery see? He gets all the beniefts of living without being dead, see? No Idea where I can find the damned thing, see? Cannot divine, see? And even if we could, we wouldn’t be able to shoot it probably due to how heavily protected by magic it is, see?
    That’s where you come in, see? You make him fall in love with the banshee who loves him inside that rotting castle, and I’ll give you a bow and quiver of infinite love arrows see? Don’t care how you do it, see? What do you say, see?

    Will you accept this quest?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)16:47 No.8085178
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)16:49 No.8085207
    I don't give a fucking shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)16:51 No.8085242
    not really no.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)16:52 No.8085250

    why does nobody love me.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)16:52 No.8085260
    Yes! What exactly do we have to do, and where can we find the lich?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)17:00 No.8085384
    I know, right? Don't you fucking HATE those worthless 40kids fucking up the best questthreads on the best page on the internet? I mean, we're the motherfucking BOMB, we get shit DONE. Those fags just fuck with us. Something shoudl happen to them....
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)17:00 No.8085399
    "thanks, see?"

    A piece of paper floats down towards you.
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)17:09 No.8085531
    On the piece of paper is a short description of the lich.

    1. 1200 years old.
    2. miserable horrid life. nobody loved him, lonely... etc, etc, etc
    3. learned magic, saved villages, destroyed evil kingdoms. But was villified, feared, viewed as one evil replacing another.
    4. King demanded he be royal wizard, refused, was sent to be assassinated. Killed all assassins, killed king. when into recluse.
    5. long dark lonely road to become epic level.
    6. gathered armies of what people consider bad things. (orcs, undead, etc.)
    7. return to help people in time of need, claimed a villian as he marches to help world.
    8. rejected by everything, destroys country.
    9. resides in abandoned elf castle with evil elven princess banshee.
    10. rules the lands full of undead and evil creatures.
    11. plans for world domination with likely chance to succed.
    12. became immortal by tearing out his heart and making it a phylachtery while it was still beating as far as long understands.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)17:13 No.8085580
    right... finding that, evil, not so abondoned castle in a country filled with undead shouldn't be much of a problem.
    let's get right to it, shall we?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)17:13 No.8085590
    +1 vote for trying to just talk to him and tell him that the banshee likes him.
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)17:14 No.8085609
    - fond of games of intellect and strategy.
    - very methodical.
    - Supra genius
    - Banshee is in love with him already.
    - enjoys power.

    You know for a fact that the goddess of life knows where all hearts reside so long as they aren't dead.

    You know for a fact that you could probably dig up an artifiact or two to attempt to gamble with or bribe if need be.

    you might be able to exploit the whatever religous order wants him dead to whereabouts where they think his heart might lie.

    the only other person who would definatly know about it is the banshee.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)17:16 No.8085647
    getting the banshee to reveal the location of the one thing that might kill the one she loves sounds pretty difficult to me, we might have more luck with the godess.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)17:17 No.8085650
    >plans for world domination with likely chance to succed.
    I think we should get on good terms with him
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)17:18 No.8085677
    We're not going to kill him, just use the arrow to make HIM fall in love with HER. Since he sounds like he's lonely anyway, he might fall in love on his own if he realizes that there is someone who loves him already. Which is why I vote that we tell him.
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)17:21 No.8085728
    Pretty easy to find through divination spells.

    it's in a land of perpetual night, that rains blood, with lightning bolts of negative energy, where only the most foul of things grow feasting on one another till only the strongest and biggest carnivores are left, while the raining blood breeds more and more grotesque nightmarish monsters.

    a moat made out of dragon's teeth and undead sharks. with hundreds of dracoliches filling the sky. gargoyles on top of twisted spires. the building is composed of what reminseces of the wall of the faithless. and a constant nexus of energy swirling from the sky inwards to the highest tower.
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)17:24 No.8085752
    So who will you turn to ask first?

    Goddess of life?
    religous order?
    Or simply ask him?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)17:24 No.8085753
    Good thing only a god can hurt us. Let's head over there post-haste.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)17:25 No.8085770
    Ask him. It's not like he can hurt us if he gets angry.
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)17:32 No.8085862
    (DM note. just for frame of referance, you can only hurt by a god still means that depnding on the source, divine magic may still harm you under certain circumstances. pointing this out now so I don't seem like I am doing something dickish if it comes up later.)

    You begin heading your way to the land. Will you be stopping anywhere or dong anything before you reach his territory?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)17:35 No.8085912
    If that lich has divine magic I will be very surprised. I don't think we need to stop anywhere, except maybe to cast something protective on the bard and dragon so that they won't get hurt, should something happen.
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)17:46 No.8086096
    (you have two Ramo tokens left for this adventure)

    You reach the land of despair and dismay.

    Prism says "I cannot fly in this, 20 or so bolts of those negative energy bolts and I might get hurt."

    Sammy looks at the scenery while frowning. "Sure isn't a lively place... I think we may need to quicken our pace. but do not worry your majesty. I will allow no harm to befall thee."

    Prism says, "this will never get old..." she sighs. "even though you might be invulnerable, it's still not a good idea to get captured or eaten or anything. That would be bad."

    Sammy begins strumming the legendary lute.
    "how is it that you want to proceed? through the fields of sorrow, or through the swamp of disease? Through the boneyards of terror or the rotting trees? whatever you please, we shall follow your lead.

    After buffing the dragon and the Bard, you set to pick a method to get there.

    1. forest.
    2. field
    3. boneyards.
    4. swamp.
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)17:47 No.8086114

    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)17:48 No.8086143
    Well trees and other tall objects attract lightning, or in this case, negative energy, so we should avoid the forest. I vote Fields of Sorrow.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)17:53 No.8086227
    what can we do with a token?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)17:54 No.8086238
    I think it summons the leprachaun to do something for us
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)17:58 No.8086297
    Into the fields you go.

    Roll me a d100 for an encounter check.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)18:00 No.8086328
    rolled 66 = 66

    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)18:11 No.8086497
    You, enter trepidly into the high fields of sorrow... floating safely on your mounted Psuedo-dragon as you begin to approach the castle from a distance.

    as you begin to gain ground, you begin to see a mountainous black cloud begin approaching you from skywards on down as the sound of a billion cawing crows fills the sky.

    Do you...

    1. Fight? (possible treasure reward)
    2. Run?
    3. Attempt to druidic empath skills?
    4. Throw the bard at them?
    5. Summon Ramo?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)18:14 No.8086528
    Druid empath. If nothing else, it'll let us get an idea on how they feel about us. If they're hostile, then we can run or fight. If they're non-aggressive then we can maybe go peacefully.
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)18:24 No.8086666
    you allow your sould bare to connect with the spirtual nature of these creatures, and you get the sense that they are hungry, and are willing to do anything to get it.

    You are unsure if they have the ability to sense you through the invisibility glamour you have placed up, but it is a sure bet that they are coming towards you.

    will you?

    summon lots of food?
    throw the bard at them?
    Try to outrun them?
    Throw the bard at them?
    Try and allow the bard soothe them to sleep?
    Throw the bard at them?

    whatever you choose.
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)18:25 No.8086675
    would be cool if more than person was enjoying this thread. ahh well.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)18:28 No.8086726

    >would be cool if more than person was enjoying this thread. ahh well.
    I'm a second person. If there keeps being such a small audience, tho, you can always take a break and continue another day, unless you don't mind
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)18:35 No.8086842
    If we can summon lots of food for them then do that. Placate them and fly onwards to the castle.
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)18:45 No.8087003
    Food has been summoned.

    Through a fit of irony, the clouds break free as candy rains from the sky smashing into birds as they all fall to the dry wheat ground with full bellies and dull complacency intheir eyes. Exhausted and in pain.. they roll around the floor.

    The Bard, clinging your arm before you are crushed by a fat crow, brings you onto the dragon as you fly towards the castle.
    >> OP 02/14/10(Sun)18:46 No.8087022
    this adventure shall be stalled for another time.

    Tune in tommorow for Pirates, cthulu, and ATLANTIS
    >> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)19:02 No.8087370
    Aww man. Well, hopefully we'll get a bigger crowd tomorrow.

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