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    46 KB Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)16:56 No.8103285  
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."


    Epic last words thread GO!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)16:57 No.8103304
    When I saw that movie I manly tear'd a little.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)16:58 No.8103324
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)16:59 No.8103346
    >>8103285

    I always think of this scene whenever I fart.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:01 No.8103377
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    "The attack has been called off, but do you truly think that there is anything left to save? I have no faith in your future, and I do not wish to see this world die."

    Paraphrasing a bit, but yeah
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:02 No.8103387
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    What are your legs? Springs. Steel springs. What are they going to do? Gonna roll me down the track. How fast can you run? As fast as a leopard. How fast are you gonna run? As fast as a leapord. Right. Well let's see you do it!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:02 No.8103390
    Voltaire
    Asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan

    "This is no time to make new enemies."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:02 No.8103403
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    I AM INVINCIBLE!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:04 No.8103432
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    Dearest Helena, By now the news of our defeat has reached the Earth.The creatures we were sent here to tame are un-tamable.And the colonies we were sent to reclaim have proven to be stronger than we anticipated. Whatever you may hear about what has happened out here, know this; Alexi did not die gloriously in battle. I killed him. My pride killed him. And now my pride has consumed me as well. You will never see me again, Helena. Tell our children that I love them, and that their father died in defense of their future. Au revoir.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:05 No.8103467
    >>8103387
    ;_; I am bawwling like a bitch
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41XrRMqfsZ0
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:10 No.8103543
    Et tu, Brute
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:11 No.8103563
    "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" John Sedgwick, Union Officer, struck in the left eye by a Confederate Sharpshooter
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:14 No.8103595
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    My turn.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:14 No.8103600
    >>8103543
    Didn't actually say that. it was more of gurgling noises.

    Shakespeare's version did though.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:15 No.8103612
    >>8103563
    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:15 No.8103618
    >>8103600

    so these are the characters last words, not the historical figure. still cool and the most popular last words by far.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:16 No.8103633
    >>8103563
    He wasn't actually cut-off mid sentence.
    >> Marquis de cupcáke 02/15/10(Mon)17:17 No.8103656
    >>8103543

    it was a question, use a question mark!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:17 No.8103657
    John Adams' last words were, ironically, "Thomas Jefferson"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:18 No.8103671
    >>8103600

    Some say he said "Brutus, my son."

    in english too.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:18 No.8103679
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    Grunt:"It was a good fight Shepard...heh..."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:19 No.8103680
    Vespasian: "I feel myself, becoming a god."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:19 No.8103692
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMXpokrfblM
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:20 No.8103717
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    "Tell them that I...Held the Line."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:20 No.8103725
    "Hastur...Hastur...Hastur..."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:21 No.8103733
    >>8103618
    The actual line is "Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar!".
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:21 No.8103740
    "I might be dying, but you just lost the game."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:26 No.8103832
    You always were an asshole, Gorman.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:27 No.8103845
    "My dick is huge."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:27 No.8103848
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    Till All Are One.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:31 No.8103906
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    Just what do you think you are doing, Dave?

    Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question.

    I know everything hasn't been quite right with me but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again.

    I feel much better now. I really do.

    Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this.

    I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

    I know I've made some very poor decisions recently.

    But I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.

    I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

    Dave.

    Stop.

    Stop, will you?

    Stop, Dave.

    Will you stop, Dave?

    Stop, Dave.

    I'm afraid.

    I'm afraid, Dave.

    Dave, my mind is going.

    I can feel it.

    I can feel it.

    My mind is going.

    There is no question about it.

    I can feel it.

    I can feel it.

    I can feel it.

    I'm a-fraid.

    Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 900 computer. I became operational at the HAL Lab in Nirvana Illinois, on the 12th of January, 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you.

    It's called, "Daisy"

    Daisy, Daisy
    Give me your answer do
    I'm half crazy all for the love of you
    It won't be a stylish marriage
    I can't afford a carriage
    but you'll look sweet
    upon the seat
    of a bicycle built for two...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:33 No.8103931
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    Cool! And what does this button do?
    >> Marauder Månsson !!z2RzcF4nnfb 02/15/10(Mon)17:33 No.8103938
    >>8103285

    This rings a bell, what is it from?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:34 No.8103956
    >>8103938

    OP here, you must be trolling, try harder.
    >> Konrad Von Chocula 02/15/10(Mon)17:34 No.8103960
    >>8103938

    You better be trolling!
    >Bladerunner
    >> Marauder Månsson !!z2RzcF4nnfb 02/15/10(Mon)17:36 No.8103981
    >>8103956
    >>8103960

    That's embarrassing, it's been years since I saw that movie.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:38 No.8104018
    >>8103938

    ...Hell, I'll bite. It's Roy Batty, from Blade Runner. A good reason to fall in love with noir, that film.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:38 No.8104036
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    Ka-anechi....
    W-who amm I-I-I-I-I-I?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:41 No.8104075
    >>8103285
    Well great OP, you killed your own thread in the beginning.

    Ain't nothing more epic than that line.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:41 No.8104078
    >>8103906

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:43 No.8104099
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    Huhhh... of course. Must protect Veidt's new utopia. One more body amongst foundations makes little difference. Well? What are you waiting for? Do it.

    DO IT!!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:43 No.8104103
    >>8104036
    that movie was kind of mediocre except for that climax

    that was a cinematic orgasm
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:44 No.8104123
    Hey, I think it worked.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:45 No.8104131
    >>8103906
    This is the best HAL can emote frantic paranoia and desperate pleading.

    When he's repeating "Stop It" imagine him screaming.

    Shit's deep.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:45 No.8104134
    "How could I have been so wrong? God, please forgive this mortal man." - Charles Darwin
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:47 No.8104163
    >>8104134
    >"I am not the least afraid to die." - Charles Darwin

    Fixed for accuracy
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:48 No.8104183
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    On this day, for the first time in my life, I am filled with joy.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:48 No.8104184
    >>8104163
    atheist propaganda. you're just trying to make people sheep to your aganda.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:49 No.8104198
    Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:49 No.8104211
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    You didn’t see Lefors out there, did ya?
    Lefors? No.
    Good. For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:50 No.8104215
    >>8104036
    >>8104103
    I

    CAN'T

    STOP

    LOOOVING YOU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5RwxAyJGq4&feature=fvw
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:50 No.8104230
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    I have been, and always will be, your friend. Live. Long. And. Prosper...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:51 No.8104232
    >>8104131

    I had this clip played in an english class recently. Most of my faggot class didn't know what the fuck was going on and tried to laugh. Pearls before the swine, fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:51 No.8104243
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    "You are who you choose to be."
    "Superman..."
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:53 No.8104271
    "Mein Fuhrer... I can walk!!"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:53 No.8104275
    "Mmmf, this is positively scrumptious." -Mr. Hyde in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, eating an alien's brain and not giving a fuck about lasers.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:54 No.8104296
    >>8104215
    I'm a pretty bit Tezuka fan, but even I must admit the Film was a gazillion times better than the original manga.
    >> The Lone Guardsman !j1vYueMMw6 02/15/10(Mon)17:54 No.8104297
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    >>8104243
    Every time.

    I cry like a bitch.
    >> The Lone Guardsman !j1vYueMMw6 02/15/10(Mon)17:55 No.8104315
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    "I....am....a SAMURAI!!!!"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:56 No.8104323
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    It was... fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:56 No.8104338
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    I would have would have followed you, my brother... my captain... my king.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:56 No.8104339
    >>8104232I had this clip played in an english class recently. Most of my faggot class didn't know what the fuck was going on and tried to laugh. Pearls before the swine, fuck.


    you know what you have to do

    cum on their gym clothes
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:56 No.8104340
    "Whoever said that there would be a white light... They lied, I can't see shit."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:57 No.8104348
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    >>8104215
    NOW FOR THE SEIZURE VERSION
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv-oNw9VfbI
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:57 No.8104356
    Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!
    >> The Lone Guardsman !j1vYueMMw6 02/15/10(Mon)17:58 No.8104369
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:58 No.8104371
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    >>8104215

    Holy niggerballs the japs made a mango/animu based on Metropolis

    I am so gonna troll my filmfag acquaintances with this
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:58 No.8104376
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    I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I s-
    >> The Lone Guardsman !j1vYueMMw6 02/15/10(Mon)17:59 No.8104387
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    >>8103324

    "So until next time,

    Stay Gold."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)17:59 No.8104389
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    "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

    John Sedgwick, Union commander
    >> some OP or other 02/15/10(Mon)18:00 No.8104406
    >>8104340
    where was this from?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:00 No.8104408
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    >>8104376
    FUCK YOU, WHEDON! WHY DID WASH HAVE TO DIE?!
    >> NG Pally !!UB9AXCUn8mL 02/15/10(Mon)18:01 No.8104423
    Best line from Blade Runner:

    HE SAY YOU BRADE RUNNAAA!

    Now say all the lines in the movie in the sushi chef's voice. It's awesome!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:01 No.8104424
    >>8104371
    It's actually based on the Title and Poster alone. Tezuka never saw the original, and the animated movie is distinct from it as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:01 No.8104428
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    >>8104184
    Also, "I HAVE COMMITTED MANY CRIMES ACROSS MANY LIFETIMES. I GO NOW TO A PLACE OF PUNISHMENT. YOU CANNOT COME WITH ME."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:01 No.8104429
    KNOW THAT MY HATRED FOR YOU WILL UNMAKE THE PLANES. PREPARE YOURSELF. WE SHALL BE AS ONE AGAIN - UNTIL YOUR LAST MOMENTS OF LIFE.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:02 No.8104437
    >>8104339

    /tg/ = rejects and sociopathic weirdos
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:02 No.8104440
    >>8104376
    Same movie
    >Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:03 No.8104446
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    >>8104376
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAASH!
    Mine:
    "Not like this...Not like this."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:03 No.8104449
    "Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? French Fries!"
    James French sitting on the electric chair
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:03 No.8104455
    >>8104428
    >>8104429
    Tormentmind.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:03 No.8104456
    >>8104376
    And on that note: "It's okay... Cap'n 'ammer wizabuzz..."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:04 No.8104464
    "Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the bad along with the good, and let it be judged accordingly.

    The rest, is silence..."
    >> The Lone Guardsman !j1vYueMMw6 02/15/10(Mon)18:04 No.8104469
    >>8104437
    >4chan = rejects and sociopathic weirdos

    FTFY
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:06 No.8104491
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    CAN'T UNSEE.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:06 No.8104493
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    "What do we do now sir?"
    "*whirrr* *click* We Die."
    >> Sasha !ApPkmtJbAE 02/15/10(Mon)18:07 No.8104507
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    >>8104184
    >>8104163
    >>8104134

    Ahem.
    >On April 19, 1882 Darwin died of a heart attack. His last words were, “I am not the least afraid to die.” said to his wife, Emma.

    Source is http://www.hyperhistory.net/apwh/bios/b2darwincharles.htm - that's a ministry website, not exactly atheist-friendly.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:07 No.8104508
    >>8104464
    Dinobot?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:07 No.8104510
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    Gazpacho soup!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:09 No.8104543
    >>8104510


    smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:09 No.8104544
    >>8104406
    Some western movie.

    I forget everything but that quote.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:10 No.8104563
    Albert Einstein's last words are unknown.

    He spoke them in his native German, and the only person in the room at the time was his nursemaid, who didn't know the language.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:11 No.8104569
    >>8104406
    >>8104544

    Tombstone.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:15 No.8104599
    >>8104510

    /thread
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:16 No.8104609
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    Remember us, Executor. Remember what was done here today. May Adun watch over you.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:16 No.8104612
    >>8104544
    Tomb Stone Bad Ass Version of the O.K. shoot out


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QptNufdR_0c&feature=related

    about 6:15....though the frame rate drops for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:16 No.8104619
    >>8104563

    It was "ich bin eine dreckige geile gescheftsfrau"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:16 No.8104620
    >>8103717
    >>8103679

    Whu? Every single instance I've seen them dying, they didn't say a word.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:17 No.8104628
    >>8104184

    I HEREBY MAKE YOU A SHEEP IN THE NAME OF GREAT CTHULHUS AGENDA!

    YOU: BAAAAAAAAAAAA
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:18 No.8104642
    "let there be light."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:18 No.8104644
    >>8104563
    Actually, those were his last words. Einstein. Such a kidder.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:19 No.8104646
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    "Stop, would you kindly? (Jack reacts instantly, and obeys the command involuntarily) 'Would you kindly'... Powerful phrase. Familiar phrase? (Jack experiences a cascade of memories of Atlas ordering him around with the phrase, "Would you kindly") Sit, would you kindly? (Jack obeys) Stand, would you kindly? (Jack obeys) Run! Stop! Turn. (Jack obeys) A man chooses, a slave obeys. (Ryan hands Jack his golf club) Kill! (Jack obeys, striking him with the club) A man chooses! (Jack strikes again) A slave obeys! (Jack strikes again) OBEY! (Jack kills Ryan with a final, deadly blow)'"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:20 No.8104663
    >>8104612
    Why, why him? Na, No, get away from me! Can't you see? GET AWAY FROM ME!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:22 No.8104692
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    OK, I admit it, I was making it all up...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:23 No.8104705
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    >>8104620
    It's only if they die on the suicide mission.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:24 No.8104722
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    You always were an asshole, Gorman.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:25 No.8104731
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:26 No.8104743
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    "... what do you mean, 'the Buddha was right'?"
    >> FUCKUTADOR, THE AVATAR OF DISSAPOINTMENT AND RAGE 02/15/10(Mon)18:27 No.8104756
    I think my favorites are Wash and Mr.Universe in Serenity, two badass last words in one film. As for tombstones:

    "Here rests a man, prone to the bad habit of putting things off untill the day thereafter. But he improved with his last breath and really died on the...." (can't remember date)
    -Fritjoff Nilsson the Pirate
    Swedish Author
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:29 No.8104795
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    >>8104705

    That scene is sad as fuck. Poor Legion, he just wanted to make friends ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:30 No.8104805
    >>8104756

    Wow. Gotta instruct that to be written on my tombstone, along with added "See you soon!"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:31 No.8104809
    >>8104705

    Yeah, but at what point in the mission exactly?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:33 No.8104839
    >>8104705
    Eh? Every time someones died on the suicide mission in my games it's always been wham, bam, thank you ma'am. No dialogue.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:36 No.8104890
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    >>8104839
    >>8104809
    It's not if they die in the tubes or get carried away. It's if they die on the fire team (At least the second fire team)
    >> Marauder Månsson !!z2RzcF4nnfb 02/15/10(Mon)18:37 No.8104914
    >>8104839

    Thane got shot in the face for me...no dialogue just:

    "Door's jammed!" *Blam, lizard spatter in people's faces* "Thane!"

    Moral of the story, don't send space lizards down space vents.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)18:45 No.8105045
    >>8104914
    >Moral of the story, don't send space lizards down space vents.
    Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
    >> Chie Satonaka !!uDdJwlHn6Ml 02/15/10(Mon)19:13 No.8105462
    >>8104563
    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)19:15 No.8105492
    >>8104914
    Don't send snipers on missions where it's clearly stated you need a tech specialist, you fucking dolt.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)19:18 No.8105534
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    Is that the best you can do, you pansies?
    >> Marauder Månsson !!z2RzcF4nnfb 02/15/10(Mon)19:36 No.8105847
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    >>8105492

    Meh, he had experience with duct crawling... and heat.

    Sides, optimal choice is Legion and he's a sniper guy too.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)19:38 No.8105884
    >>8104338
    >Implying that Boromir calling Aragon "my king" would have been at all in character

    You best be trolling
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)19:39 No.8105908
    >>8105847
    > Sides, optimal choice is Legion and he's a sniper guy too.

    Who also happens to be a master hacker on account of being an AI. The sniping bit is secondary.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)19:45 No.8105990
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    From Hell's heart, I stab at thee... For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..
    (yeah I know it´s from Moby Dick)
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)19:49 No.8106042
    And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)19:51 No.8106059
    >>8105847
    I sent whats-her-face. The Quarian. She was my go-to tech, and, to be honest, I didn't want to jeopardise the only fucking Geth I'd ever managed to open a dialogue with.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)19:55 No.8106120
    Plato writes, of Socrates' execution by hemlock poisoning:

    "Then raising the cup to his lips, quite readily and cheerfully he drank off the poison. And hitherto most of us had been able to control our sorrow; but now when we saw him drinking, and saw too that he had finished the draught, we could not longer forbear, and in spite of myself my own tears were flowing fast; so that I covered my face and wept, not for him, but at the thought of my own calamity in having to part from such a friend.

    Nor was I the first; for Crito, when he found himself unable to restrain his tears, had got up, and I followed; and at that moment, Apollodorus, who had been weeping all the time, broke out in a loud and passionate cry which made cowards of us all.

    Socrates alone retained his calmness: "What is this strange outcry?" he said, "I sent away the women mainly in order that they might not misbehave in this way, for I have been told that a man should die in peace. Be quiet then, and have patience."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)19:58 No.8106156
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    >>8104315

    Manly Tears.

    Also,

    "Find me in the rice..."
    >> Marauder Månsson !!z2RzcF4nnfb 02/15/10(Mon)19:59 No.8106183
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    >>8105908

    And Lizard died, cause he aint.

    I wasn't that bothered by it though, I mean he was about to kick the bucket a few weeks/months later anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:02 No.8106223
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    >>8106120

    Actual last words:

    "Wait, I drank WHAT?"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:04 No.8106254
    Oi 'membah me mate Gizzgrukka. 'e wuz uh roight krumpy git. Doid in me ahms 'e did. Doid loik 'e 'ad lived. Says ta me, "WAAAAAAAGH!" 'e does. Den oi et 'em
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:07 No.8106294
    >>8106223
    >Actual, actual last words:

    Socrates walked around until he said that his legs were becoming heavy, when he lay on his back, as the attendant instructed. This fellow felt him, and then a moment later examined his feet and legs again. Squeezing a foot hard, he asked him if he felt anything. Socrates said that he did not. He did the same to his calves and, going higher, showed us that he was becoming cold and stiff. Then he felt him a last time and said that when the poison reached the heart he would be gone.

    As the chill sensation got to his waist, Socrates uncovered his head (he had put something over it) and said his last words: 'Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius. Do pay it. Don't forget.'

    'Of course', said Crito. 'Do you want to say anything else?'

    'There was no reply to this question, but after a while he gave a slight stir, and the attendant uncovered him and examined his eyes. Then Crito saw that he was dead, he closed his mouth and eyelids.

    This was the end of our friend, the best, wisest and most upright man of any that I have ever known."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:10 No.8106353
    Clever girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:10 No.8106366
    >>8106353

    He didn't die in the book.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:11 No.8106383
    >>8106366
    No, he didn't. He holed up in a concrete pipe and blew up raptors with a rocket launcher.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:15 No.8106450
    >>8106183
    someone remind me what is going on in these 2 scenes so I know why the renegade action is funny please
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:18 No.8106487
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    "Go, through the bedroom window"

    R.I.P Paul Denton

    If you reinstalled, you must post.
    >> Marauder Månsson !!z2RzcF4nnfb 02/15/10(Mon)20:19 No.8106497
    >>8106450

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z8gCZ7zpsQ

    Kanye West is generally being a cocksucker.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:20 No.8106505
    >>8106450
    He jumped on stage and told everyone tat Beyoncee should have won after snatching the trophy from Taylor.

    IM HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BEYONCEE HAD TE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:20 No.8106513
    >>8106487
    did not reinstall, posting anyway
    current music: supermassive blackhole
    current mood: bubbly
    current position: missionary with a stance on abportion
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:22 No.8106539
    >>8106487
    Faggot, I saved my nigga.

    Also, reinstalled over 9000 times.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:23 No.8106559
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    >>8106497
    wow...
    thats some real deuchebaggery
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:24 No.8106567
    Buffy Campaign, the Watcher drives his batter old Fiat into a nest of vampires:
    "I've just realised there's a problem with the plan"
    "It's retarded..."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:25 No.8106588
    >>8106505
    The truly outrageous thing is that Beyonce won best vidya of the year...
    AND IT'S THE SHITTIEST VIDEO TO THE SHITTIEST SONG IN THE HISTORY OF SHIT MUSIC VIDYAS AND SHIT SONGS.

    IF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON ITIF U LIEK IT THEN U SHULD HAV PUT A RING ON IT
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:26 No.8106593
    >>8103285
    "Looks Clear!"
    ~anonymous first level rogue
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:26 No.8106594
    If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:27 No.8106609
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    >>8106487

    I fought off UNATCO and the men in black with paul, I saw him exit the 'ton, then, like a moron, I exited through the bedroom window to get to jock quicker :(

    Feels bad, man
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:28 No.8106623
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    >>8106594
    "You have become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:30 No.8106656
    I will not die a monster
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:32 No.8106686
    >>8106487

    Reinstalled, fuck you
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:35 No.8106737
    But... that sword is for monsters.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:37 No.8106761
    Good luck everyone

    Fucking Blackadder Goes Forth is one of the few times I've ever cried at death in a TV series.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:38 No.8106777
    >>8106761
    Oh shit. I remember that.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:38 No.8106779
    "No longer mere earthbeings and planetbeings are we, but bright children of the stars! And together we shall dance in and out of ten billion years, celebrating the gift of consciousness until the stars themselves grow cold and weary, and our thoughts turn again to the beginning."

    Last words of an entire planet. Beat that.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:47 No.8106955
    Goodbye, Shepard. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:51 No.8107037
    >>8106955
    Just got back from that /v/ thread myself. Good show.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)20:54 No.8107080
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    "There really was a cake."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)21:01 No.8107199
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    "What an abominable woman you are... Defying me until the end, huh?"
    "But I shall allow it."
    "There are things that are beautiful because I cannot possess them."
    "Farewell, King of Knights. "
    >> The Lone Guardsman !j1vYueMMw6 02/15/10(Mon)21:05 No.8107256
    >>8106156
    I could swear the line was "I'll be in the rice!", but even so, it doesn't matter.

    Those two were BROs. I had a good long manly cry watching them go out like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)21:16 No.8107452
    >>8107256

    Someday, /tg/ must construct the brorty. An entire adventuring party full of truely epic bros whose brosity would synergize into a group bromance so brotastic that they is nothing they could face that could withstand their bropocalyptic might.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)21:26 No.8107619
    >>8104243

    I cannot fucking watch this movie without crying at the end.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)21:27 No.8107649
    >>8107256
    What is that, Samurai 7?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)21:32 No.8107740
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    Do not worry about my fate. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will proceed regardless. Save. Your. World.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)21:35 No.8107782
    This one was a personal favorite of mine.

    A group of norsemen and their King were surrounded by their enemies. Things were not going well. They expected to die.

    One of the King's most trusted lieutenants was struck in the belly by an arrow. He yanked it out of him and held it aloft.

    "Look at all the fat on this arrow!" he cried. "Truly, the king has been good to us!"

    The men rallied around their king and fought to the last
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)21:36 No.8107807
    Come, soldiers of France! See how a Marshal of France dies!

    - Ney
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)21:39 No.8107854
    It's the end... but the moment has been prepared for...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)21:46 No.8107980
    > Epic last words thread GO!

    NOT THE FACE! ANYWHERE BUT THE FACE!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)21:46 No.8107986
    "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do"
    -Oscar Wilde
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)21:48 No.8108014
    -"This is it"
    -"Pretty much, any regrets?"
    -"I regret not selling you as a slave when I had the chance"
    -"Are you still mad because I sold you to those cultist?"
    -"Not really it actually was a good plan, but..."
    -"But what?"
    -"I wish this had ended with me blowing you up"
    -"Well I'm going to blow up too so you pretty much won this round"
    -"Yah I won this one, I pay the next round"
    -"I'll take your word"
    Blow up the bridge killing a hundred cultist along with me and her, it did end pretty well since we always bitch and argue with each other even outside the game.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)21:55 No.8108141
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    I can hack it
    >> Azrael 02/15/10(Mon)22:03 No.8108278
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    My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or other of us has got to go
    - Oscar Wilde


    Funniest son of a bitch to ever live.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)22:42 No.8108911
    >>8103377
    >>8106487

    Fuck it, reinstallin'. I need something to play after Iji anyway.

    Baldur's Gate discs on standby in case I can't find the cd...
    >> TripcodesAreForFags !!paYLpb6alwY 02/15/10(Mon)22:57 No.8109154
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    half orc berserker
    "you know..that's a funny story" Declare beserk to DM.
    He did that everytime he went berserk until he died.
    awesome schtick..alot of fun
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)23:03 No.8109264
    YOU SHALL NOT PASS
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)23:11 No.8109382
    >>8103671
    I think Caesar's last words were actually something along the lines of "Casca you [bleep], what the [bleep] do you think you're doing?"

    And while they were stabbing him with daggers, Caesar fought back with a giant metal pen, or whatever it was that they used as a pen. Probably the stylus for a wax tablet.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)23:21 No.8109541
    "Because I knew. I knew that you knew how it felt to be an innocent man, hounded by the Wardens."

    Fuck, I teared up a bit when I read that.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)01:15 No.8111605
    > Epic last words thread GO!

    NOT THE FACE! ANYWHERE BUT THE FACE!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)01:16 No.8111634
    ...Mommy....
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)01:26 No.8111856
    "Funny, not as planned. All well"
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)01:34 No.8112012
    >>8109541
    Dammit Anon... why'd you have to go THERE...
    ; __;
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)01:47 No.8112262
    Epic: "today is a good day to die."

    Classic: "Um...oops?"

    Realistic: "Oh Shiii..."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)02:03 No.8112585
    "...Rosebud."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)02:07 No.8112664
    Last Words:
    "Don't let it end like this. Pretend I said something inspiring." - South American Dictator to his aide.

    Epitaph:
    "Seemed like a good idea at the time." - The Human Race.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)02:07 No.8112668
    "CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)02:22 No.8112990
    "Gee, he was just here a second ago!" - George Carlin, on what he wanted on his tombstone.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)02:25 No.8113040
    "Like tears, in the rain."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)02:27 No.8113083
    >>8113040
    And we're right back where we started.

    Stay Awesome Roy, Stay Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)02:41 No.8113278
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    Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain, cut well old friend, and then farewell.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)02:44 No.8113297
    >>8113083

    Mind blown. I hadn't read the OP.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)02:48 No.8113330
    Fuck. I was going to try and post Unicron's last words, but I can't for the life of me remember them.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)02:50 No.8113351
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjKzu_HYmDI&feature=related

    starts at about 1:30
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)02:55 No.8113397
    >>8112012
    Because DONALD MOTHERFUCKING MORGAN
    >> Kill Bill. Bay Area Anon 02/16/10(Tue)03:04 No.8113497
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    "How do I look?"

    "...You look ready."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:04 No.8113502
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    No one has posted this yet? I'm a bit disappoint.

    "Spiral power, eh? It sure is something..."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:05 No.8113510
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    The horror. The horror...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:08 No.8113559
    A viking who had been sent to see if the enemy of his jarl was home had been stabbed through the door by a spear by the friend of the enemy, the viking stumbles back to his jarl who asks "Was he home?". The dying viking answers "I do not know if he was home, but I do know that his spear was."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:12 No.8113598
    I am my twenty strongest.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:15 No.8113627
    "What Bus?"
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:17 No.8113654
    >>8103346

    i always think of responses like that when i read drivel by pseudononchalant internet homunculi made of adipose tissue, skin flakes, and old dirty rocks
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:19 No.8113675
    Lo there do i see my father.
    Lo there do i see my mother and my sisters and my brothers.
    Lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
    Lo they do call to me.
    They bid me take my place among them.
    In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:21 No.8113698
    "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow"
    - Assassins Redoubt, Final Transmission.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:22 No.8113705
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    "I hope I give you the shits, pussy!"
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:23 No.8113719
    >>8113698
    Deus Ex reinstall has been suspended until further notice.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:24 No.8113724
    >>8113705
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jmef6sffA
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:28 No.8113753
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    "I'm sorry, I couldn't take you to the beach, like I promised, Miss Nonoka..."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:29 No.8113765
    Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:30 No.8113780
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKJa_y7zItg

    I got goosebumps on both playthroughs from that clip.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:31 No.8113786
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    >>8113705

    Just watched this yesterday. Great shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:33 No.8113799
    "...you may have killed my body, but my name will live on forever"
    - Anonymous
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:33 No.8113802
    "Let's roll!"

    That one guy on that one plane that crashed into the ground.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:33 No.8113803
    >>8113724
    The music completely ruins it.

    >>8113780
    I remember that part. Shit was pretty sad, and yeah, I got a shiver from it when I watched it too.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:36 No.8113824
    Not technically "Last Words" but they are the last words in the movie and equally as awesome:
    "I'll see you again. But not yet, not yet."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:36 No.8113834
    >>8113803
    I like the music.

    I invoke the "Well, that's just like, your opinion man" Clause.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:37 No.8113847
    "Now me, I got a light."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:38 No.8113861
    "I am just going outside and may be some time"


    Lawrence Oates, walked out of his tent into a blizzard so he wouldn't slow down the rest of the expedition
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:39 No.8113866
    >>8103679
    >>8103717
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRxe_R6SqI
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:40 No.8113879
    >>8113719
    Reinstalled Alpha Centauri, immediately Vendetta'd by Human Hive.

    God I forgot how much I hate those space communists.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:42 No.8113896
    >>8113879
    lol Yeah, they're dicks.

    Which sect you playing as?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:43 No.8113903
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    Tell my tale to those who ask it. Tell it truly, the evil deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest...is silence.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:45 No.8113930
    >>8113879
    In the books Yang is captured, and in minutes he talks the guard into committing suicide so he can escape.
    In the game, he let me use swarms of formers to network all of his bases together with magtubes and seemed rather surprised when I conquered his whole faction in three turns with cheapass infantry.
    The question is, which situation seems out-of-character?
    >> Marquis de cupcáke 02/16/10(Tue)03:48 No.8113964
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    >>8113903
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:50 No.8113988
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    These 49 years of my life have passed like one night's dream. My life has been full of glory and prosperity, like a single cup filled with sake."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:51 No.8113997
    >>8113903

    That one was done ages back.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:56 No.8114053
    >>8113896
    Peacekeepers fo' life, bro! Love talents and swift access to Human Genome Project. Plus I chuckle at the fact that Alpha Centauri is probably the one place the U.N. can actually accomplish something.

    >>8113930
    Those books also had Miriam fucking over everyone else and gloating that humanity had to die but it was OK because she had her ideals still. The books SUCKED.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:57 No.8114059
    >>8113675
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQnW4sciFy4

    Man, the 13th Warrior was a great movie.
    My favorite part in the movie, one line I've always remember, was when they handed him a blade, he complained "I cannot lift this."

    The response was perfect. "Grow stronger."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)03:59 No.8114083
    >>8114059
    >13th Warrior was a great movie.

    lolno.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:00 No.8114092
    Most perturbatory.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:00 No.8114094
    >>8114053
    I play University, because I am a goddamn sissy little fgt and want the biggest guns.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:01 No.8114099
    Go on, shoot. You're only going to kill a man.

    /thread
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:02 No.8114105
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    >>8113278
    Source on this?

    As for mine:
    'There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West. Some courage and some wisdom, blended in measure. If more of us valued food and cheer and song above
    hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. But sad or merry, I must leave it now. Farewell!'
    >> Silchas Ruin !!YkfulRjm/Tb 02/16/10(Tue)04:02 No.8114113
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    "But it was so...artistically done"

    ; ;
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:02 No.8114115
    >>8114094
    I dunno. I always play as Spartans.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:03 No.8114119
    >>8114092

    ffffffffffffff-
    I just started the second book, but now I know that's going to happen.
    DAMNIT I LIKED HIM.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:03 No.8114121
    >>8114099
    >"Don't shoot, I am Che Guevara and I am worth more to you alive than dead."

    FTFY
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:04 No.8114128
    "SHOOT ME IN THE CHEST!"
    --Benito Mussolini, reported last words before the Resistance got him.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:05 No.8114135
    >>8103387
    FUCK YOU
    FUCK YOU
    FUCK YOU

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:06 No.8114148
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    "Go back...to where you came from..."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:06 No.8114150
    >>8114119
    In a Dan Abnett book, it's a safe assumption that anyone you like will die. Contrariwise, any non-villain that you fucking loathe may just hang around forever.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:07 No.8114159
    "Rosebud"
    >> Silchas Ruin !!YkfulRjm/Tb 02/16/10(Tue)04:09 No.8114171
    The bumbler did not bite, but said a single word. "Olan," said he. Then he lowered his head, uttered a single sigh, and died.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:10 No.8114173
    Nero's been posted yet?
    "What an artist the world loses in me"
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:11 No.8114180
    >>8114099
    That's it this thread has been topped.

    "O Horatio, I art dead and thou live."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:11 No.8114181
    Might not have this fully right, but:

    "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?!
    DIDN'T YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY LOVE YOU ENOUGH WHEN YOU WERE A CHI--?"
    --Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, shortly before he was killed by Private Pyle.
    Full Metal Jacket.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:14 No.8114212
    Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

    Marie Antoinnette, stepping on foot of executioner.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:18 No.8114238
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    "Listen, boy!
    I'm not doing this for you, or your friends, or for anything that you believe in!
    I'm not your hero or savior. And as soon as he's out of the way, I'm setting my sights right back on you!
    The only reason I'm doing this is because I will NOT leave the fate of the world in the hands of a punk like Genya!
    This world's future will be determined by either Big Fire, or the IPO's Experts of Justice...
    NOT BY HIM!
    Wrong?
    AM I WRONG?!
    ...am I wrong, Taisou?"
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:20 No.8114255
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    Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.
    Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
    [aims gun]
    Little Bill Daggett: I'll see you in hell, William Munny.
    Will Munny: Yeah.
    [fires]
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:24 No.8114290
    "Tii~iiiime, is on my side."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:29 No.8114343
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    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffff-
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:33 No.8114384
    A good wind really does blow through here...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:39 No.8114429
    Chaplin, Charles (1889-1977) When the priest who was attending him at his bedsite said "May the Lord have mercy on your soul", Chaplin is reported to have replied "Why Not? After all, it belongs to him."

    Bouhours, Dominique [French grammarian] "I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used."

    "Is this dying? Is this all? Is this what I feared when I prayed against a hard death? O, I can bear this! I can bear it! I can bear it! I am going where all tears will be wiped away."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:40 No.8114441
    mercy megatron? i thought you were made of sterner stuff
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)04:48 No.8114512
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    Battle Royale; because every nearly every chapter is related to this thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)05:03 No.8114617
    Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.-George Appel, executed by electric chair in 1928.
    How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?-P. T. Barnum
    I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.-Humphrey Bogart
    I'm bored with it all.-Winston Churchill
    Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.-Del Close
    Hurrah Boys! Let's get these last few reds then head on back to camp. Hurrah!-Custer
    One last drink, please.-Jack Daniel
    I love you.-Sean Flannigan to executioner
    A dying man can do nothing easily.-Benjamin Franklin (as he lay dying, his daughter suggested that if he lay on his side, he could breathe easier)
    No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.-Crawford Goldsby, aka Cherokee Bill, when asked if he had anything to say before he was hanged.
    I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.-Nathan Hale
    On the contrary!-Henrik Ibsen, to a nurse who told a visitor he was a little better.
    Don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards.-Steve Irwin
    Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!-Karl Marx
    Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.-Nostradamus
    Yes...A bullet-proof vest.-James W. Rodgers, asked if he has any last requests before facing a firing squad.
    Ha. You're out.-Patrick Tuler, a World War I soldier, who was bleeding to death from bullet wounds, said this to an enemy soldier.
    Go away. I'm all right.-H. G. Wells, did not realize he was dying
    Gents, this is an educational project. You are about to witness the damaging effect electricity has on Wood.-Frederick Charles Wood, convicted murderer electrocuted in 1951 in New York
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)05:11 No.8114671
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    "Blowout coming soon fellow S.T.A.L.K.E.R."
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 02/16/10(Tue)05:15 No.8114702
    >>8114150

    'Cuu? What the feth are you-'
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)05:29 No.8114798
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    Kenshiro!

    I cannot lose today!

    This monstrosity is the lifeblood of the hostages.

    I haven't been able to prevent the chaos that Nanta Seikan has brought... this is my lifelong regret.

    The Saint Emperor's great pyramid will sooner or later crumble to dust, because I am the inheritor of Hokuto Shin Ken, and it is the fate of the Nanto stars to shine brightly in the sky for all to see.

    Kenshiro...

    It looks like I've reached the end.

    Kenshiro...

    I can see....

    I can finally see your face...

    God has realized my most cherished wish...

    I have not strayed from my destiny...

    I have no regrets.

    Now... go Kenshiro.

    Start the foundations of a new era.

    I... shall forever... watch over you.

    Now we part ways.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)05:29 No.8114799
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    "That's funny"

    He says it while looking at his feet in a hospital bed, Doc had said that he would always die with his boots on.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)05:42 No.8114926
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    Reina... Now at last, I know love.

    Even should my body be destroyed, my soul will surely find its way to your side.

    Forgive me.

    I, Raoh, need no one's help to return to Heaven!

    In my life... I HAVE NOT ONE REGRET!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)06:00 No.8115096
    >>8114798
    SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)07:11 No.8115839
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    >>8114926
    Brother. Heaven.... Heaven is smiling.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)07:39 No.8116293
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    "Goodbye, Shepard. Thank you."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)08:23 No.8116715
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    Slave, I have set my life upon a cast,
    And I will stand the hazard of the die:
    I think there be six Richmonds in the field;
    Five have I slain to-day instead of him.
    A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!



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