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    28 KB Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:50 No.8146848  
    ITT: One sentence Campaign arcs.

    "A Dwarven city digs too deep and unleashes a cult of Torog."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:52 No.8146893
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    "I wonder what's in this book...?"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:52 No.8146907
    A Powerful dragon uses his kobold minions to rob caravans in able to take control over local commerce.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:53 No.8146912

    Pretty much anything involving Torog makes a good campaign.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:53 No.8146917
    Kender everywhere
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:54 No.8146936
    "An earthquake happens that splits the planet into two pieces."
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/18/10(Thu)00:55 No.8146940
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    Communists from space destroy all advanced civilization in the world on a precise long-term schedule, killing most and feeding off the rest, until a series of coincidental events allows a group of heroes to break the cycle and save the world.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:55 No.8146942
    your head asplode, wat do?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:55 No.8146947
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    Just a bunch of ragtag survivors carving out a living.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:56 No.8146958
    Shit is crazy.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:57 No.8146972
    "God of time is forgotten and wants new worshipers but can't do shit himself except throw people around time."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:57 No.8146980
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    All Gods from all religions rage war on each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:58 No.8146998
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    Do it for the wenches.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:59 No.8147006

    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)00:59 No.8147017
    I know it was unintentional, but rage war is the greatest term ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:01 No.8147053
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    >rage war

    >> Psyker Ted 02/18/10(Thu)01:02 No.8147071
    rolled 9, 5, 10 = 24

    "The party is fucked"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:02 No.8147081
    The moon is actually made of clockwork and needs repairs quite badly.

    Extradimensional invaders break everyones shit and you must stop them.

    The talking sword assures you that it can lead you to treasure.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:03 No.8147088
    An Aboleth whispers mad secrets to a young girl to convince her to kill her mother, who somehow is immune to Aboleth mind control.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:03 No.8147099
    Goblin forces building cannon to launch themselves into your hometown.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:03 No.8147100
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    Rasputin is back, and he's pissed.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:04 No.8147102
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    Teaching those gnomes magic was an exceptionally bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:04 No.8147104
    All prostitute campaign?
    >> LogicNinja !AZlS3./ex. 02/18/10(Thu)01:04 No.8147106
    Two households, both alike in dignity,
    In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
    From civil grudge break to new mutiny
    Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:04 No.8147112
    A massive earthquake splits a mountain, revealing a multitude of tunnels full of valuable minerals and possibly some kinda scary monster.
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 02/18/10(Thu)01:05 No.8147121
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    One day it began to rain, but was it normal rain or was it... aircraft carrier rain?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:06 No.8147124
    All Warforged Artificer party takes on giant creatures to defend city.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:06 No.8147131
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:07 No.8147140
    A party of ex-street urchins must save their city from certain doom.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:08 No.8147155
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    Ormyrr show up, they want magic shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:09 No.8147167
    The mages guild puts out a hit on a rogue wizard who is trying to develop a spell that turns eyes into mosquitoes.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:09 No.8147177

    That campaign was overly dramatic, I lost my favorite PC early in, and the other two just ran around being all lovey-dovey and forgot the world existed at all. Shit was weak.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:10 No.8147185
    Reformed Ilithid runs for Mayor.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:10 No.8147195
    No, it was not carrier rain; IT WUZ 'EAVY RAIN, YA GROT
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:10 No.8147196
    the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:11 No.8147211

    I've played Mercutio as a character before. It was fucking hard to be witty enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:13 No.8147236
    YES, ooohhh YES!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:13 No.8147240
    You need to bake a cake, but you're out of flour.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:14 No.8147245
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    You must save the crown, for it is truly imperiled by invaders from foreign lands.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:15 No.8147252
    An artificer makes a new weapon called a "gone" and outfits his now unstoppable armies with it.
    >> Ceiling Tau 02/18/10(Thu)01:16 No.8147266

    I have done the same. It can be troubling at times, but it feels so good when you can pull it off.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:17 No.8147276
    two mad cults are fighting for control of this town!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:20 No.8147320
    Lord of the Rings except with dragons.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:20 No.8147327
    You wake up and shit around you is blowing up as you see two large armies of screaming Orcs run towards you from both sides.

    >Full Melee party.
    >Final destination.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:20 No.8147330
    She hot porn girl, cum make cat hiss.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:21 No.8147334
    "So you're telling me I got drunk last night and stole the lich's phylactery, but where could I have hid it?"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:21 No.8147343
    Insane Wizard creates furfags, you must cleanse their filth.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:23 No.8147364
    Insane furfag creates wizards, you must cleanse their filth.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:23 No.8147365
    Deep, deep underground, you find a race of slow, mollusk-like creatures who's entire existence is devoted to tending to these strange fungus plants.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:24 No.8147384
    if the king's jester was kidnapped by the goblins and taken to these far realms ruins then why weren't they expecting us?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:26 No.8147403
    Entire town goes bat-shit battle-rage furious for no reason for one week and then disappears without a trace.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:26 No.8147406
    "The tunnel slopes upward into the welcome glare of daylight."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:27 No.8147426
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    "The Ideals of nation-states divide the countries and races in hellish war"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:27 No.8147427
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    Wizards vs. Dwarves for control of a mine chock full of Holyshitium.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:27 No.8147431
    If the goblins' king was kidnapped and taken to these far realm ruins by jesters, why is no one laughing?
    >> No Man 02/18/10(Thu)01:28 No.8147434
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    Kender are converging on the kingdom for a music-and-free-love festival.

    Second sentence: the king is torn about whether to get salvage rights to all the junk they stole on the way here, or to kill them before then and save the kingdom a whole lot of chaos and 'misplaced' items.

    Either way, the PCs will probably be able to requisition large quantities of Alchemist's Fire.

    By which I mean napalm.

    tl;dr: set fire to hippie Kender.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:28 No.8147449
    Elves shift their interests from the arts and nature to rape.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:29 No.8147468
    beneath the ruins of the lost city you discover the crumbling remains of an even more ancient civilization and its decadent inbred society.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:30 No.8147471
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    >>"A Dwarven city digs too deep and unleashes a cult of Torog."
    >dig too deep
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:30 No.8147476
    "Someone put the Imperial Psyker next to the Astropaths."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:31 No.8147496
    You are going to a jamfest, but your Alchemist's Pyrotechnics have been stolen by paranoid Kender.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:32 No.8147509
    Fucking Kender.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:32 No.8147527
    Kender fucking.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:32 No.8147528
    I loled.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:32 No.8147529
    You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
    There is a small mailbox here.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:33 No.8147535
    long ago, Man conquered heaven and cast god from his throne.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:33 No.8147536
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    truly original setting (TOS):

    "Ancient civilizations were less advanced than current ones, ruins are only interesting to historians"
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/18/10(Thu)01:33 No.8147543

    It's like I'm really playing 40k!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:33 No.8147546
    No adventure today.

    The adventure is to find the adventure.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:35 No.8147568
    dude, where's my horse?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:35 No.8147570
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:36 No.8147593
    "What the fuck is that smell?!"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:40 No.8147639

    >> No Man 02/18/10(Thu)01:41 No.8147650


    Also, as a historian, I can tell you ancient shit is useful to modern man. Mainly through the medium of 'WE TRIED THAT SHIT BEFORE AND IT DIDN'T WORK. IF YOU TELL ME THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT, I WILL CUT YOU.'
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/18/10(Thu)01:42 No.8147672
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    A skilled warrior from the east seeks men to help him re-establish his ancestor's clan while fending off 3 other clans, all of whom are at war with each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:44 No.8147694
    Despite no such subterranean creatures existing, the tunnel was dug from below.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:44 No.8147698
    in this town That Dragon is Al Capone and you're The Untouchables.
    >> Brokazaki !!kQZh68KpeuA 02/18/10(Thu)01:45 No.8147709
    Tau kill the Emperor
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:45 No.8147719
    Psychopathic historian goes on serial cutting spree.
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/18/10(Thu)01:48 No.8147746
    Bee keeper's bees get mutated by magic, vows to kill all arcane users.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:49 No.8147759
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    Warriors from the west seek men to help rebuild their clan's home and fight off an invading hoard of monsters
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:50 No.8147774
    Mage's magic get mutated by bees, vows to kill all Bee-keepers.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:51 No.8147801
    Huge meteors fall from space, suddenly raptors everywhere.
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/18/10(Thu)01:52 No.8147809
    Bees learn magic, vow to kill all bee keepers.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:53 No.8147825
    Huge raptors fall from space, suddenly meteors everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:53 No.8147832
    iron discs from the sky have landed and little green men are invading the kingdom
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:55 No.8147863
    Barbarian goes to therapy. Kills therapist.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:55 No.8147864
    The town has a valuable object in it.

    You're asked to leave town.

    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:58 No.8147901
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    yeah, I know, history buff here, is just that i'm fucking tired of most settings being LOLDARKAGES and most kingdoms being pale shadows in terms of art, architecture and magic to their ancient counterparts

    and all of that just because Tolkien was a reactionfag who tought cars were dooming us all

    random pic from my /tg/ folder
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)01:59 No.8147918
    "faggots discuss games"
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/18/10(Thu)01:59 No.8147919
    Kuo-Toa gets wish, all soft-skins disappear.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:00 No.8147933
    The sky is suddenly different.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:00 No.8147938
    In a world without magic, one man must protect his +5 Longsword.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:01 No.8147952
    Games suddenly become animate and begin discussing homosexuals.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:05 No.8148005
    The Elves' overuse of magic will soon melt The frigged norths and all the kingdoms with be swallowed by the sea!
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/18/10(Thu)02:06 No.8148023
    Homosexual Games rise in popularity!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:06 No.8148025
    Dragons fuck shit up.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:07 No.8148040
    Shits fuck dragons up.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:07 No.8148043
    The moon sleeps, the earth buckles, and the beast awakens.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:08 No.8148046
    there is a city in the belly of this leviathan
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:08 No.8148057
    There is a leviathan in the body of this city
    What do
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:09 No.8148076
    Games raise popularity of homosexuals.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:10 No.8148087
    A Space Marine from a divergent chapter aspires to emulate the teachings of the Great Primarch and recognize Marneus Calgar as his spiritual liege.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:11 No.8148109
    You have no idea what you're doing but think you know everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:12 No.8148112
    Centuries after the mysterious appearance of all dragons from the world, a conglomeration of reptilian monster races menaces the countryside as they hunt for their supposed ancestors' artifacts.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:17 No.8148177
    Unbeknownst to all but its elders, a city is built on top of a tarrasque imprisoned by giant Immovable Rods.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:18 No.8148184
    Ancient artifacts come to life and seek vengeance for being used.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:20 No.8148204
    Fuckin' lol!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:23 No.8148245
    i am loling so hard at this thread.
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/18/10(Thu)02:25 No.8148275
    Ancient artifacts come to life, find out they're at the bottom of the sea.
    >> Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/18/10(Thu)02:26 No.8148291
    You awake.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:27 No.8148294
    Rocks fall, everyone gets superpowers.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:27 No.8148302
    Bottom of the sea comes to life, collects ancient artifacts.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:27 No.8148306
    Superpowers fall, everyone gets rocks.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:28 No.8148318
    Superheroes fall, rocks get superpowers.
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/18/10(Thu)02:29 No.8148339
    Party hires bard, feel buyer's remorse.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:29 No.8148340
    I've played that one.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:33 No.8148396
    Bard hires party, feels existential remorse.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:34 No.8148409
    Party of bards hire existentialists, feel nothing.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:36 No.8148425
    Existentialists hire Party Bards, feel colors.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:40 No.8148471
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    >This thread
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:40 No.8148485
    A dozen men run naked through town, wearing masks in the likeness of a local nudist revolutionary, sparking police violence, which in turn leads to massive civil unrest.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:41 No.8148492
    Superpowers fall, everyone rocks.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:42 No.8148498
    Torog digs too deep, unleashes fortress of dwarves.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:42 No.8148505
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    Deadpool, Doctor Who, Batman, and Fred Durst must stop Godzilla from winning an international beat-boxing competition.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:43 No.8148514
    bees get their shit together.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:43 No.8148521
    Was waiting for someone to post this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:43 No.8148523
    "Evil Bard makes absurd bet with devil, tricks good party into winning bet for him."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:43 No.8148525
    Damn you, I have to read that whole list every time it's posted.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:44 No.8148535
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:46 No.8148545
    Young god gives divinity to anyone who can make her cum.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:47 No.8148562
    Wee-Jas versus The Raven Queen.

    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:48 No.8148563
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:48 No.8148573
    Depends, if it's 4e Wee Jas, Ravenqueen wins. If it's 3.5 Wee Jas, Ravenqueen is her fucktoy.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:50 No.8148588
    Cthulhu and Godzilla square off in break-dancing competition; Tokyo is selling tickets.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:50 No.8148589

    Does it end in sex either way?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:50 No.8148592
    In my TOS, The Raven Queen, Wee-Jas, and Evening Glory rule death as a goddess triad.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:50 No.8148595
    Cum god gives divinity to anyone that can make her young.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:52 No.8148612
    ....so stealing this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:54 No.8148626

    I'd rather see every giant monster and Eldritch Abomination go at it in a wrestling match. Maybe something along the lines of King of Monsters and Kinnikuman.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:55 No.8148642
    Eldritch abominations host tournament for human heroes.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)02:59 No.8148673
    Go for it, bro. It's the best when one of your PCs roll a cleric of "The Triad."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:08 No.8148739
    Lord of Blades wants party's greatest weapon.
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    You must ensure that little red riding hood does not get to grandmother's house.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:19 No.8148836
    An Epic Journey to Destroy an Artifact in The Depths of a Fiery Mountain.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:23 No.8148866
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    "It is time for your party to party. Will you and your party party hard before venturing forth?"

    Shortest game session ever

    pic related
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:25 No.8148889
    No. You are wolves. In Arcadia. Red is a True Fae.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:27 No.8148905
    >"A Dwarven city digs too deep and unleashes a cult of Tordek."

    well this doesn't sound bad at all
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:30 No.8148932
    No. You are railroading. In NoFunAllowed. Red rolls for anal circumference..
    >> Insane Cultist 02/18/10(Thu)03:30 No.8148937
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    # 56
    Someone call for me?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:31 No.8148944
    There are NO CLOCKS in Arcadia.

    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:34 No.8148977
    Your party discovers that every 50,000 years, warforged rise up and kill all living beings... in order to reproduce.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:35 No.8148988
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    It was brutal, man.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:39 No.8149041
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    Alright /tg/, I just made a bet with a friend that he could not make a paragon level character with a higher AC than my paladin (a whopping 30). Is it possible? Can I feasibly lose this bet? The limit on gold is 5,000 and AC bonuses from powers do not count.

    Also general 4e build thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:42 No.8149072
    This is 4e. Take your char -op content back to the 3.x gleemax boards, trollop
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:46 No.8149113
    >Lord of the Rings except with dragons.

    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:48 No.8149141
    Not LotR dragons.
    They die from a single arrow, and they're all niggers sporting bling.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:52 No.8149183
    >They die from a single arrow,
    If you know nothing about LotR, don't talk about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)03:52 No.8149185
    YASD, Oregon Trail edition...

    I would play the shit out of an Oregon Trail roguelike.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)06:35 No.8150421
    "Secret agents for House Phiarlan uncover a plot surrounding a creation forge that can make warforged bodysnatchers."

    "The creation of FR's first Panama/Suez-type canal in nationally unclaimed territory sparks a massive war in the Shining South."

    "Malar is actually an imprisoned Elder God set to devour all life and cultists are dangerously close to finding and opening his prison."

    "Thulsa Doom demands bitches."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)07:33 No.8150857

    I made a level 11 Fighter with 27 AC.

    So, yes, it's very possible.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)07:42 No.8150922
    Redneck druids have kidnapped a pregnant Warforged sorceress.

    Elven hate crimes on the rise; Drow become eminently dominant/legitimized race in local kingdom.

    Gigantic hole found in deep woods discovered to be eye socket of immense unknown creature; explorers wanted.

    Miners trapped three centuries prior escape from ancient gold mine, armed and bitter.

    Mithril discovered in abundance inside the childhood home of local Lich King during his centennial visit.

    Meteor strikes local forest, spawning a full dozen Inevitables bent on destroying all forms of "chaotic biologic structures" (ie: living things).
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:22 No.8151319
    distusting ass aberrations show up, kill them with fire
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)10:53 No.8152539
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)10:54 No.8152551
    After conducting a ritual, your baby brother is stolen by a gestalt bard/sorcerer half-goblin, who is supposedly their king, you must save your brother.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:04 No.8152636
    The entire party is reminded of the babe.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:05 No.8152653

    My next campaign AND my next campaign group.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:05 No.8152654
    I'm stealing every idea in this thread

    Party finds note " Need help, cat stuck in tree, answers to Mr. Boots, large reward"
    Cat's owner is a necromancer, cat is a Displacer Beast, tree is an Ent.
    >> Dan 02/18/10(Thu)11:08 No.8152677
    The party comes across an odd Archaeotech pict-finder/dataslate, it's set to a thing called "4chan"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:11 No.8152707
    "An unexpected pregnancy leads to complications."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:15 No.8152754
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    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/18/10(Thu)11:18 No.8152776
    A great fleet of human Time Jumpers from the future visit the Earth, which has long been forgotten and erased from racial lore and they decide to mine it and the party must stop them from doing this through either diplomacy or brute.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:18 No.8152777
    A mysterious man visits you in a mysterious manner and presents you with a mysterious note detailing a mysterious quest that you seem to be mysteriously drawn to.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:21 No.8152808
    Twilight vampires and werewolfs get stranded in the Kingdom Hearts universe and have to work together to get home.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:21 No.8152813
    Autumn Ogre (or Darkling) believes it's a zombie, starts trying to spread the plague.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:33 No.8152927

    What babe?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:33 No.8152930
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    The Shunned Land is strange and unsettling, covered in cyclopean monuments that seem deliberately wrought to sow unease in the hearts of men; wrought by the Ancients at the height of their dominion, it is said that they left a great secret buried deep below the earth.
    It's half past rape. Which incidentally is a hillarious expression.

    The Existentialist party hires bards, Political campaign a monumental success.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:38 No.8153012
    The babe with the power.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:53 No.8153203
    Secluded continent full of crazy people, adventurers are puzzled why they can see their country from the shores.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)11:58 No.8153245
    Oh look evil dwarves have gold, lets take it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)12:04 No.8153306
    every CoC campaign ultimately leads towards this.

    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)12:52 No.8153771
    a virus is spreading among the servitors of a forge world during an important production period, causes rampant dancing.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)12:55 No.8153802
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)14:45 No.8155518
    "Your world is actually a prison for an eldritch horror, and it's waking up."

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