However, due to a mixture of his own incompetence and the anti-scrying measures that were in place over the restroom, the upstart mage found his mind completely severed from his body and transported to a strange and terrible place. A place where faceless individuals wandered about aimlessly, staring at foreign letters and pictures of odd natures.
It seemed like many years passed before Mateo managed to get the attention of an individual that referred to itself as ADMEN ISTRAY TORR. It would prove to be a fortuitous meeting, one that resulted in an exchange of knowledges the mage never dreamed of for his own barely-recalled magical insight.
Time passed. Knowledge continued to be exchanged, until one day the strange being grew bored of Mateo and dismissed him from the fantastic realm, back into his own body.
The young man opened his eyes, and was horrorstruck to find that his body had aged several decades during his time in the other-realm. "No matter," he thought. "I have learned what I can from this place." And so, he left the magical university.
Gone was Mateo Oarrick, apprentice wizard. In his place, there was only Mateo Oarrick, the Internet Pact Warlock.