Where we left off:You were in the woods, pretending to be a wizard. When you returned to your village, it had been burned to the ground, and there were corpses everywhere. After using a dull knife to maul a restrained, unconsious woman you found, you decide to beat her to death with a shovel.Then you loot the remains of the village, finding a senteint black orb, a good quality black cloak (rain-resistant), a black helmet (that allows you to see in the dark), a gold coin, a black crown, and some other stuff.You have begun learning magic from the orb, but you have a long ways to go before you are an actual wizard.As you were travelling on the road, it began to rain, and you left the road to check out a fire in the distance.Turned out, some robed figures were sitting around the fire, and one was noisily eating something, and making all sorts of weird noises.You decided to quietly get the fuck out of there, and continued walking down the narrow lane, towards the city.You have been walking for hours, fueled by fear, from your encounter with the robed figures.You feel tired, and hungry, only mildly damp, and only slightly cold. Your robe is dirtied with mud, from the couple of times you have fallen.It is now dawn, and it has stopped raining.Equipped:Slightly Better Peasant ClothesHelmet+Dashing HatDull KnifeWater-Resistant CloakAxeLong SwordShort SwordPockets:OrbGolden CoinLucky 1/2 Copper CoinSilver NecklaceWaterskin - 534 CopperLarge Potato Sack:CrownRough Blankets5 Rations (Potatos, Jerky, Bread)Poor-Quality JewelryBoot:2 Silver14 Copper
what the hell
i consult the orb on directions to the best place of study
>>8214063I'm going to assume you mean to ask the orb where you can study magic."I do not know. I am not of this land, and do not know how long I was kept in captivity before you released me."
I look around.If I don't see anything interesting, I'll just sit on the side of the road to eat and rest for a while.
>>8214098Go off the road a bit. Find a place to rest.
I try to get more information about the orb, and where it came from, as well as what it's supposed to do exactly.
>>8214098Making a short break for breakfast - we are going to need our strengh.
Ask the orb if it knows who/what destroyed your village and why they did so. If this has already been covered the disregard this, i suck cocks.Whats our current agenda? I left part 1 when the haters hit.
>>8214142Looking around, you see nothing interesting.>>8214145Stumbling off the road, you discover a toppled tree, and under it's horizontal trunk, a dry spot on the ground.Too tired to eat, you fall asleep immediately.You sleep the morning away, and when you wake up, the clouds are somewhat less overcast, and you can see glimpses of the sun, high in the sky.>>8214160You consume a ration.
>>8214206"I was not aware of anything, until you opened the prison I had been locked in."You are currently trying to get to the city, in order to sell the weapons you scrounged from some dead adventurers you found.
rolled 11, 10, 7, 16, 43, 32, 6, 37, 30, 20, 47, 22, 46, 36, 38 = 401>>8214223Practice time.
>>8214251What are you then? Do you have a name? Were you always like this?
>>8214256Roll (T/10)d(T/5) T=minutes.>>8214257"I am a will to live. I was once a great sorcerer, in a land far from here. Now, I am little more than an existence. Look on me, and know the folly of ambition."
>>8214327I look on him.
rolled 4, 10, 6, 12, 10, 2 = 44>>8214327Rollan
>>8214332You see a palm-sized black orb, reflecting the dim light from the sun strangely, and emitting a small amount of dark smoke, which is being wafted away by the day's cool, gentle breeze.
>>8214338You look deep inside yourself, and see a shining, misty light.You get a headache.
>>8214380Cool. Time to get going, then.
>>8214359I continue to please myself anally with the orb - we had a rough day, so lets relax for a bit!WILL TO LIFE THAT!
Make way towards the city then.
>>8214387You start heading back to the road.There seems to be some noise on the road.Crouching, you look through the brush, and see a large number of armored men, some riding horses, most marching, heading down the road, in the direction you came from.
>>8214394Sorry, most of the time, I go with he first response linking to the newest post.Better luck next time, though!
>>8214438Sit tight and watch them.
the helmut makes dark easy to see in i think , mabey the crown does something neat? lets try it on and see if is fits.
>>8214458and try to spot any signs on their armor or weapons you might recognize! if they're YOUR army, why not gladly accept the help?
>>8214458You wait as the large number passes by.There must be at least a hundred of them!After them roll a couple of wagons, drawn by large bears.After they pass, you wait a while longer, before getting back on the road and walking towards the city.The troops have stirred up the ground, and walking is difficult.Several hours pass.You become tired.
>>8214539I keep on rolling.
>>8214500They carried numerous banners with them, but you did not recognize any of the symbols on them, or the symbols painted on the side of the wagons.
>>8214539Take a break, I guess.
>>8214553Pushing aside your girlish tiredness, you decide to press on!You continue walking.Suddenly, you hear a noise behind you!Turning around, you see a column of smoke rising from the distance.You reckon you should be able to reach the city by nightfall, if you press on.
>>8214585Yes, let's. Probably not a good idea to be out tonight.
>>8214585head for the city
Link to the first thread?
>>8214585That serves the idiots right. A fucking party of awesome adventurers died there, and they expect to do anything but dying...
>>8214623With some help from us, they did.
>>8214598You keep walking, ignoring your tiredness, hunger, thirst and the pain that has started up in your foot, again.You come out of the forest on a hill.Ahead of you, you see the city.In the gloom, you can see torches at the town's gate, and several lights within the city's high walls.
>>8214652Approach the gate.
Shove Gold coin in anusWe can't leave it in our pockets It is ILLEGAL
>>8214652find a spot off the road to sleep. they probaly wont let anyone in at night
>>8214662You approach the gates, marked by two burning torches on either side.You notice that it's quite misty down here, as opposed to the hill you were standing on. It's even more foggy than in the forest.You go up to the large, iron-bound, wooden portals, but there's no sign of anyone.Looking up, you can see some movement on the wall above you.
>>8214718greet the figure and ask how things are in the city
>>8214718Call up to the wall.
>>8214718Since there's no sign of anyone, I just look around for a good place to camp.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8194348First thread
>>8214740>>8214743You call up to the wall, "HELOOO, UP THERE!"After a small period of silence, you get a shaky, fearful response."Wha- WHAT DO YOU WANT!"
>>8214787We want to get in!
>>8214787Food, rest, and the company of your lovely voice!
>>8214780Holy shit, it got archived?
>>8214787tell them you want to go sell stuff @ a shop in city please
>>8214804I archive shitNow shove the gold coin up your ass to hide it
>>8214818Rather than hiding the gold, the safest choice would be to just bury it or drop it where nobody will see it.
>>8214806i guess he's walkin down to open the doors...
>>8214799>>8214801"I WANT IN! SO THAT I MIGHT ENJOY A GOOD MEAL, A GOOD REST, AND THE GOOD COMPANY OF YOUR LOVELY VOICE!"More silence greets your bold declaration."I'm- shh, no, I'll handle it! WE CAN'T LET YOU IN, SORRY!"A new voice joins into the conversation."YEAH, WE'S GOT ORDERS NOT 'TA LET ANYONE IN FROM THAT DIRECTION! SO GO AWAY!"
>>8214865how bout if i walk around to the other side?
>>8214862We might loose itCut out your smart talkin shitStuff it up ass
ask him what's wrong with this way
>>8214865No, really, let me in! There are *things* out here.
>>8214884You decide to walk around to the other side of the city.You see an open gate, similarly lit by torches, and a couple of guards standing on guard.They still haven't seen you, as you're standing outside of the light of the torches, and there's little-to-no moonlight.They seem to be talking about the large army that recently passed through, and are bitching about the horse-crap.
>>8214884because actually, we come from the other side! we got lost in the woods!
>>8214929Drop gold coin.
>>8214884THIS
>>8214938Someone will steal itUP ASS
>>8214938You drop the gold coin.It's now laying in the medium length grass.You doubt you'll be able to find it later.
>>8214929listen a bit more to their conversation then walk up to them
>>8214962Listen in on the guards.
>>8214907the only way we would lose the gold is if we get searched. and odds are if that happens they will probally take everything. and a piece of shit covered gold probally is not as usefull as a short sword
>>8214962>You doubt you'll be able to find it later.>doubt you'll be able to find it later.TAKE IT BACKUP ASSFUCKER LISTEN TO ME
>>8214998put things up your own ass, weirdo
>>8214964They talk about the weather, about some lord who got a barmaid pregnant, and a stinky bum that hangs around the whorehouses.You decide to walk up to them, since you are unlikely to learn anything useful."HALT!, what is your business!" One of them shouts, as you emerge from the shadows.You must paint a dashing figure, in your muddy cloak, bitching helmet, which is topped by your dashing hat - not to mention the sword, longsword, and axe you're carrying under your arm.
>>8215030Looking for a place to stay the night.
>>8215030to visit the markets, and stay the night at the inn, possibly enjoy myself for a bit
>>8215030I AM TORDEK SON OF TORDEKI AM HERE TO CONFISCATE YOUR BITCHES
>>8215040"Please!," You plead, "I'm just looking for a bed!"The guard snorts. "What are you doing about late at night, eh?"You notice he's holding that halberd like a pro.Not that you've ever seen a pro, before.
>>8215072took me this long to get here?
>>8215072I proceed to tell them that I'm a travelling merchant who has been ambushed and robbed, managing to barely escape with what can be seen on me.
>>8215072Well, looking for a bed, duhhh. What do YOU do? Night is for sleeping!!
>>8215072my village was trashed by some evil dudes, so i grobed some of the stuff they forgot to steal and came hear. in short i want to sell my stuff and sleep in a bed
>>8215086true
>>8215086"That's an unlikely story. You're the thinnest merchant I've ever seen! But I suppose you must be one to afford that helmet... And that rather dashing hat.You can enter, but you're going to have to pay u the Late Entry Fee, if you want to get in, at this time of night!""Five copper should do, eh?" the other guard interjects.
>>8215129For certain definitions of 'true' yes.
>>8215139Pay up.
>>8215139Perhaps I can pay in a different way?
>>8215139I STRIKE THEM DOWN WITH THE POWER OF ST. CUTHBERT FOR THE BLASPHEMY OF BEEING BRIBED IN THEIR SACRED DUTY AS GUARDIANS!
>>8215139how about 3 and you tell me how to get to a decent inn?
>>8215150You dig in your pockets for the requested coppers, and hand them over.The guard motions grandly at the entrance.>>8215164I really hope you weren't hoping to pimp yourself to some town guards.
>>8215188look for shop, if closed go to pub or inn
>>8215188Alrighty then. What do we see?
>>8215188I look carefully where he puts the money, just in case!
>>8215188First things first, now I have to go to an inn or tavern.
>>8215188Why not were dashing enough.
>>8215188find an inn
>>8215221Recall that we are a peasant. A retarded one at that. We failed to knife a dying woman pinned to a tree.I think pickpocketing is a bit beyond us.
>>8215239she was probally a vampire or something like that. and it was easy once we used the crappy shovel. mabey we just suck with knives?
>>8215211>>8215219The cobbled streets are thick with fog. Everywhere, you see shuttered windows, and closed doors.You seem to be in the merchant district, as all of the buildings have different wooden signboards.You keep walking, until you see two buildings, one on each side of the road, with signs proclaiming them to be inns.One of them is clearly doing better than the other, in terms of customers. The other's sign is worn, and the roof is missing a couple of shingles.
>>8215269go to the crappy inn, and look around inside.
>>8215269Go for the worse one, cheaper.
>>8215289Striding confidently up to the rough wooden door of the shitty inn, you push on the door.It doesn't open.Such an impetuous door!
>>8215265Wasn't she out in daytime, though?
>>8215309Punch it
>>8215309knock 3 times, if it dont open quick try the nice inn
>>8215317You punch the door.Ow.Your brash action had a result, though!You hear a shuffling inside, and a few moments later, a heavy thud, and a small section of the top of the door swings inwards.An old face looks out at you."You lookin' fer a room, then, are you?"
>>8215314when she died there was nothing left but ashes, that sounds like something vampireish, mabey some sort of undead?
>>8215350Punch it again
>>8215350Yep.
>>8215350no i just want to sleep in the common room
>>8215364You punch the door again.The face angers."You drunk or something, you damn idiot?! Go home and sleep it off! "
>>8215359Yeah, what was up with that? At any rate, it screams 'PLOT HOOK!'
>>8215385Actually, it was just so that I wouldn't have to write up you guys raping the headless corpse.
>>8215380check for watchers, if none use axe on door
>>8215380We would like a room.
>>8215404Lawl fucking yes do this
>>8215400That... makes a lot of sense, unfortunately.
>>8215416>>8215420>>8215404Do both of theseAsk firstAxe second
>>8215404A quick glance in either direction reveals no possible witnesses.Dropping the other weapons, and your sack, you bring your mighty and terrible axe to bear.Roll 1d10.
>>8215404>>8215420... a LOT of damn sense.
I'll bite
rolled 4 = 4>>8215438BLOOD AND THUNDER
>>8215502Wow, I am a retarded peasant. 1s10? wtf is that?
>>8215438attackl door untill i can get in, intimadate/kill guys inside, steal/loot their stuf. then go to nice in and pay for a good room thare.(after cleaning blood off o me
>>8215511Your great axe bites deep into the solid wooden planks.The innkeeper gives a yelp, and disappears from sight. >>8215502>>8215526Hahaha!
>>8215566I take the axe back, mumble about being tired, and then I proceed to enter the other inn.
>>8215566Also let's steal the sign while we're here. Might come in handy.
>>8215563The door is open, We throw our flashbang into the room and ride off on our rocketOr run into an alley way either way
>>8215563Yes, they will be very intimidated.
continue the attack
>>8215593You pull your axe out of the door, pick up your stuff, and head to the other inn.The door is closed.
>>8215624Sleep in an alleyway.
>>8215624Knock again. Use the non-sharp end of the axe.
>>8215624knock
>>8215634You head around to the back of the nice inn.A narrow alley, filled with filth, greets you.In the darkness, you can see a dirty bum sleeping in a corner. A clay jar is in his hand.
>>8215666Loot
>>8215666Knock again. Use the non-sharp end of the axe.
>>8215666wake bum up, ask about the good in(good price?) also ask about a shop to sell my crap at. if no good answers steal jar
>>8215676>>8215684Wielding your axe like a bat, you swing at the prone, sleeping figure.Roll 1d5.
rolled 4 = 4>>8215706RRRAAAAAAARRRGHH
rolled 2 = 2>>8215706rollin right this time.
>>8215706I SAID LOOT NOT MURDERNOOOOOOO
rolled 5 = 5>>8215736dude, calm down, it's just a little assault.
>>8215721You deliver a sharp crack to the sleeping figure's head.He falls over without a sound.The jar rolls away from his loose fingers.>>8215736My bad.
>>8215748Unable to stop yourself, you swing again, and his head splits open like a ripe vinemelon thrown against a tree.Holy shit, why would you do that.
>>8215762Now we can get to looting.
rolled 1 = 1>>8215762I switch clothes with the beggar, and proceed to fucking sleep, for fucks sake.
>>8215784Loot brain
>>8215762take jar, search body and sleeping spot, also check for watchers
>>8215762Rape headless corpse.
>>8215784He'll get better.
>>8215795sleeping beside a corpse is a bad idea, are stuff might get stolen too
>>8215828yeah someone come and smash us over the head with an axe. twice!
Stuff brain in jar, Drink get rid of this tardation
put a rock up hobo's ass to confuse whoever finds the body!!
>>8215787You decide to loot his body.>>8215795You take his clothes, leaving him naked in the cold corner. He is missing a leg.>>8215799You decide to play around with his brains a bit, but find nothing of interest inside.Your hands are now slippery with gore.>>8215804You put his jar in your sack.He has nothing of value on him.
>>8215847the old geys fleas and lice would get on us as well.
>>8215870Are the clothes reasonbly unbloody/stinky?
>>8215870clean hands on beggars rags, then find the poor district of the city
>>8215870I noticed a lack of corpse-raping there.
>>8215878They are very stinky, and covered in brainjuice and blood and shit, and god knows what else.
lay your broken shovel piece beside hobo, that will be your mark!
We're so fucking mental we should be institutionalized. Kinda sad, but we roleplay the retarded peasant very well.
Stick orb in bodyLet is feast
>>8215905We can probably leave the evidence there then. Clean the axe too. What's in the jar?
>>8215894You wipe off your hands.>>8215900Yeah, sorry.>>8215914You left the broken shovel in the village.
>>8215922Who better to roleplay a retarded peasant than 4chan?
>>8215936through the anus, let orb control hobo's body and you now have a new companion!!!!!!
>>8215922the fact that its a "we" doing the roleplay probally helps
>>8215945>Yeah, sorry.I'll live.
>>8215937The jar is empty.>>8215953You begin to attempt this, but the orb suggests not to."Placing me in the poor wretch's anus will do no good. I cannot control a corpse. However, if you would be so kind as to fill his jar with blood, and place me in it, I would be able to aid you more effectively on your quest."
>>8215967-Instant Rimshot-That jokes is past its expiration date
We fucked up, guys. Now we are the new guy in the city, and a beggar got killed...Should have gone to the fucking inn.
>>8216005Do it FUCK YEAH BLOOD GOLEMS
>>8216005DO IT
>>8216005Let's go see about this inn then. Seriously. More sleeping and less corpse raping. We are a boring peasant after all.
>>8216005do so, then head for the slums
Find the poor district. We need to slip in. Ask the orb if there are any ways we can GET POWERZ QUICKER, like blood sacrifice.
>>8216017>>8216018You slice open the man with the blade of your axe, and place the jar at the wound.The jar is 1/5 full, and no more blood is leaking from the man.
>>8216054In it goes, I guess.
>>8216026my plan: head to slums, pick a random hovel ans offer whoever is inside a copper to stay the night. plan b is kill the hovel owner and steal his hut
>>8216054Cut open throat/Legs/TorsoSuck this baby dry
>>8216068You place the orb in the jar.You can immediately sense a feeling of playful happiness from within.
>>8216054Clearly we need more blood. Wasn't there an old innkeeper in the battered inn?
>>8216098he probaly went to the guards or has a bouncer watching the door
>>8216120BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD ORB.
>>8216085continue heading to the inn
>>8216085>>8216133Yeah, let's go to the nice inn.
>>8216133I'm going to assume that you mean the one we haven't attacked.You go around to the front door of the nice inn.
>>8216085Whos a cute little blood orb?
>>8216133no, go to slums, more to kill and less likely to be caught by gaurds
>>8216155Knock. Axeless this time.
>>8216155Ask the orb what it can do for us now that it has blood, and what it can do if we get it some more.
>>8216085Ask the orb why it needs blood.
>>8216209From inside the jar, the orb responds:"Now that you have given me blood, my power is greater. I can speak with you from a distance, to a degree, and can control those who are weak minded that touch me. I can also produce much more darkness.With more blood, I would be able to sense a farther distance from myself, and help you grow in power, by finding you more magical artifacts."
>>8216155go to slumskill guardsbecome king of the homelessstart communismTHEN THE COMMON MAN WILL REIGN
>>8216269>>8216279!
>>8216269Sleep, sleep, sleep. It's late, and I have benn walking and swinging an axe around.I go to the good inn and knock, yell, bribe, or otherwise make my way towards a comfortable bed.
>>8216269thanks mr orb? err what should i call you exactly?, and also ill do what i can to make this work out for the both of us
>>8216261"Blood is power.">>8216279You turn away from the fancy wooden door, and start walking into the city proper.
>>8216078how about we try this?
>>8216269I'm a freaked out retarded peasant. You have to promise me wealth or power, I'm not smart enough to figure out how to use darkness to get shiny coppers.
>>8216312"I lost my name. You have made me your servant in our mental struggle, and I believe that by aiding you, I may also grow in power, and may continue to live. So I will help you best I can."
>>8216332...well then I rtfa. Sleep first, artifacts later.
>>8216345anything i got magic?
>>8216279This. Oh, and cast magic missile.
>>8216345proceed to slumsprepare for the battle of our pathetic lives
>>8216345how bout i give you a name?
>>8216345C'mon, this is no time to do that retarded business. Rather, something like >>8216309 should be done.
>>8216362"Your helmet, your cloak, the crown in your bag, and myself are the most magical, followed by the coin in your pocket."
>>8216393awsome. can you tell what they do?
>>8216393PLACE THE BLACK CROWN UPON OUR BROWBREAK BACKS AND CRACK OARSHEAD TO SLUMS LOOKING FOR BLOOD
>>8216374You continue walking, but everywhere you look, you just see classy buildings, fuck.>>8216368You wave your hands dramatically. Nothing happens.
>>8216419Practice.
>>8216419knock on a doorwhen someone opens it, hit them in the face with our axekill everyone inside and sleep in their blood-soaked beds
>>8216419knock on door to a classy building, ask if i can sleep in the stabels or something like that
>>8216432goddammit, one post offc'mon, OPblood for the blood orb!
rolled 4, 2, 6 = 12>>8216432rollan
>>8216409"No, I need more blood.">>8216411You take off the helmet and fancy hat.You dig around in your bag for the crown, and place it on your head.Immediately, you feel more powerful. The shadows around you, darkened since you removed the helm, look inviting and comfortable. You have a desire to spread darkness across the world, and bath in blood.You feel the weight of the crown lift from your forehead, and the world suddenly seems smaller to you.You feel fast, and strong.
>>8216471ENTER THE PITIFUL HOVELS OF ONE OF THE HUMANS (by knocking) AND MURDER EVERYONE WITHIN
Summon Katana Imps
>>8216471put helmet back on too look less menacing to towns people, or put hat over crown
>>8216471Cut wrist feed Orb
>>8216471At this point, what would everyone like to do?I'm going to start going with the first course of action with three posts of support.
>>8216471I take off the crown, and flip the coin. If it lands on heads, I leave. If tails, I look around a bit more here.
>>8216498BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD ORBEnter a house as previously stated and murder it's dwellerssleep inside and we'll continue questing in the morning
>>8216471search for allys, try to find another begger. if you find one stab him in the neck with the short sword
>>8216498Go to fucking sleep, goddamnit.
>>8216505seconded, with an option of pay ing a copper or two to stay the night
>>8216524>>8216523>>8216505I'd call that 3
>>8216505>>8216523>>8216524You do not feel tired at all!
>>8216549Sleep anyway
>>8216549oh ya the magic mystry crown!ok then lets find the slums and kill some easily-forgotten-by-guard victums
>>8216593seconded
>>8216593>>8216718What would you like to do with the helmet and hat?
Sleep in the street!
>>8216762will the hat fit over or under the crown? whatever fits i am wearing my crown. all this goes in the patato sack that i will carry.i will use the short sword as my main weaponSlightly Better Peasant ClothesHelmet+Dashing HatDull KnifeAxeLong SwordSilver NecklaceRough Blankets5 Rations (Potatos, Jerky, Bread)Poor-Quality Jewelry
>>8216849>clothesAm I to understand you intend to go naked?The crown seems to have disappeared from your head.
>>8216>>8216471027SODOMIZE THE FIRST PERSON WE FIND. FUCK THEM AND CUT THEIR THROAT AT THE MOMENT OF ORGASM AND RAM THE ORB INTO THEIR THROAT.
>>8216914IT'S KYLE THE GREAT ALL OVER AGAIN!WHY DOES IT ALWAYS TURN OUT LIKE THIS?!
>>8216914Please link the latest post in your post.
>>8216882thats just whats going in the sack, the crown stays on as well as the cloak and boots. not technicly naked, the peasent cloths are wet and our only set, hate to ruin them with the blood of our victiums
>>8216936INTO A HOUSE GODDAMMITBLOODTHUNDER
>>8216988... okay.The crown is no longer on your head, though. It seems to have melded with you, and become one with your flesh.You've walked over most of the city, and have yet to see any slums, or any bums, except the one you killed. Are you sure you want to go FLASHER mode?
>>8217006There's a pretty large house right in front of us.We're still wearing clothes, though - are you sure you want to attack?
>>8217044we have already attacked an inn murdered a bum and now have a (possibly evil) crown attached to our head.in a city likely to be seiged fairly soon(meaning people will be worried about spies or sabatours). i dont thing streaking will too big of a deal.
>>8217127 is it big enough to have gaurds?
>>8217127i say we should knock to see if they will offer shelter, if they dont, we may take the shelter
>>8217145Yeah, it's pretty large.It's like a goddamn mansion.
>>8217145let me rephrase that.is there anything about the house that would suggese its inhabbatents coulg deffend themselfs?
>>8217227Not particularly.
>>8217200or just talk to the inhabitants if anyone answers
>>8217265are there any other vulnrabul looking buildings?
>>8217200I'm just going to assume that you put the helm and hat in the bag, and go up to knock on the door.
>>8217293All of the buildings have closed doors and windows, and appear unarmed.
>>8217306Knock knock, also are there any small windows adjacent to the door that we can peek through to see if anyone's coming?
>>8217341>windowsNo luck.You continue knocking, and hear a query from inside.Preemptive: what weapon would you like to ready?
>>8217360short sword, try to hide it
>>8217360short sword
>>8217401>>8217402You ready your short sword within the folds of your cloak.
>>8217468Another muffled query comes from within.
>>8217468oh, and put on a friendly smile too
>>8217481SORRY,CANT HEAR YOU!
>>8217486excuse me, im new to town and the inns have refuse me shelter, might i seek some here for one night at least? ive traveled very far and am very tired.
>>8217501A thud, and the door soundlessly swings open a bit."I told Arno to make deliveries to the back door!" A man whispers angrily, from beyond the crack.
>>8217538um just to double check, where am i delivering this too exactly?
>>8217554An exacerbated, "What?"He opens the door wider."What the-?" He trails off.It's dark inside, but you can make out a dim silhouette of a man.To make an attack, roll 1d4.
Go around to the back door, knock on that
>>8217587roll=2
>>8217587Actually, I'll leave it off here.To be continued next Saturday.I have shit to do really early in the morning.
>>8217587
>>8217618And you!Learn how to roll.
>>8217638You too!
>>8217538"Sorry, the normal guy's out of it tonight so Arno's got me covering for him. I'm kinda new. I'll remember next time. Can we make this quick?"CUNNING BRUTALITY or BRUTAL CUNNING!Soon, orb. So soon..
rolled 4 = 4liek dis?
huzzah something to do next saturday
