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Right, I'll make this real quick, right? 'Cause at the moment, I'm trying to hack this wanker's head. But short story is, after I win this battle, I'll be King of England, and I'll need a heir. A good solid lad with balls of thunder! Bit like you, I hear, so I'll forgive you for the dress. So here's the deal, you marry my daughter, bless her heart, give her a good solid rooting, get me a few grandsons worthy of my name, and I'll make you a Prince. As Prince, you're royal duty will include fighting in the names of the King (which is me,) England, St George and God, which will basicly come down to oppressing the Welsh, annoying the shit outta France and doing the odd crusade to get the Pope off my bloody back.
So how about it?