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    File : 1267155065.jpg-(841 KB, 1680x1050, Thou art a viking 102.jpg)
    841 KB YOU'RE STILL ON A BOAT Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:31 No.8281670  
    YOU'RE ON A BOAT, ON A RIVER, IN A FUCKING FOREST! YOU ALSO HAPPEN TO BE CLOSING IN ON THAT WATERFALL!
    YOU KNOW! THE FUCKING WATERFALL WITH THAT ONE FUCKING WEAPON YOU WANTED!
    YOUR PARTY IS COMPOSED OF A STUPID BITCH, A TREE CUNT, AND A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR WITH THE GIFT OF PROPHECY!
    GET TO FUCKING WORK!
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/25/10(Thu)22:34 No.8281719
    rolled 18 = 18

    OW RUN TO THE SOUND OF RUSHING WATER THERE SHOULD BE A WATERFALL GODDAMN.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:34 No.8281723
    >>8281670
    FUCK YEAH VIKING QUEST

    OW, ASK THE TREE-CUNT HER NAME. I DON'T THINK WE EVER GOT HER NAME
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:35 No.8281737
    FUCK TREE CUNT.

    GET SPLINTERS IN A PLACE YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:36 No.8281743
    >>8281670

    ASK TREE CUNT NAME.

    ASK WHAT HER BOOBS DO!

    AND DELICIOUS NAVAL.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:36 No.8281747
    OW, I JUST GOT IN ON THIS SHIT, WHAT'S THE PISS-COLORED BITCH RAGGING ON ABOUT BEHIND YOU? CAN'T THAT TREE CUNT MAKE SOME VINES GROW OR SOME SHIT TO GRAB THAT WEAPON FOR YOU.

    MOTHERFUCKER!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:36 No.8281752
    OW TAKE A WENCH BREAK, OFF JORGUMANDER THE USE OF YOUR WENCHES.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:37 No.8281766
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    >>8281670
    This quest's artwork just keeps getting better and better
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:37 No.8281772
    >>8281670
    GET THAT DAMN MACHETE!, ALSO KILL ANY WILDLIFE WE SEE BESIDES THE BEAR.
    >> Firstquest 02/25/10(Thu)22:38 No.8281773
    OW FUCK. SHIT. I AM IMPRESSED BY YOUR PARTY IT HAS BITCHES AND A BEAR. I MIGHT PROVIDE SUGGESTIONS LATER I JUST WANTED TO OFFER A BROFIST.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:39 No.8281793
    >>8281719
    CONGRATULATIONS FUCKFACE! YOU FOUND A VERY EASY TO SPOT LANDMARK! WASN'T THAT THE BIGGEST MENTAL STRAIN YOU EVER FACED?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:40 No.8281811
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    >>8281793
    HOW THE FUCK DID MY FUCKING ART NOT UPLOAD?!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:41 No.8281825
    SHOULDN'T WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT MOVING TOWARDS THE RIVER? MAYBE THE TREE CUNT CAN DO SOME SHIT WITH SOME ROOTS OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO JUST SPITBALLING.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:41 No.8281830
    >>8281811

    YES

    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:41 No.8281832
    >>8281811
    >>8281793

    OW, FULL FUCKING STEAM AHEAD

    THERE BETTER BE A CAVE BEHIND THAT WATERFALL BECAUSE IF THERE'S A WALL I'M GOING TO KICK ITS ASS
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/25/10(Thu)22:41 No.8281839
    rolled 93 = 93

    OW SOMETHING IS STICKING OUT OF THE WATERFALL ATTACK THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:42 No.8281841
    SHIT WE DON"T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! WERE IN A HURRY!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:42 No.8281844
    OW, ASK JORMUNGANDR WHAT WE MUST DO NEXT NOW THAT WE'VE REACHED THE WATERFALL
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:43 No.8281861
    >>8281841
    THIS ISN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP QUEST FUCKFACE

    THIS IS OUR GODDAMN QUEST TO IMPRESS THE FUCKING ELDER (and punch the Gods in the balls).
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:43 No.8281862
    FULL STEAM AHEAD OW!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:44 No.8281872
    >>8281861
    OH SHIT THE ELDER. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HIM.

    WHAT THE FUCK WERE WE EVEN DOING?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:45 No.8281891
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    >>8281766
    THANKS YOU MASSIVE SUCK UP!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:46 No.8281908
    >>8281872
    WE JUST HAD TO IMPRESS THE ELDER

    WE'VE GOT OLGA WRITING A BALLAD ABOUT OUR MANLY EXPLOITS

    OW, ASK OLGA HOW THE FUCKING BALLAD IS COMING ALONG
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:46 No.8281913
    >>8281891

    Fucking lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:46 No.8281919
    >>8281891
    AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:48 No.8281949
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    >>8281891
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:52 No.8282010
         File1267156369.jpg-(164 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 105.jpg)
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    >>8281832
    >>8281839
    YOU FUCKING SMASH THROUGH THAT PLAINLY OBVIOUS SECRET ENTRANCE! OBVIOUS-FUCKING-LY THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE ONE IF THE FUCKING WEAPON IS MAGICAL!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:56 No.8282077
    >>8282010

    FUCK YES I DO. NOW WHAT'S IN THERE?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:56 No.8282080
    >>8282010
    OW

    GRAB MY WEAPONS AND RUSH IN, AND SMASH THE FIRST THING I SEE
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:58 No.8282114
    WHAT IF YOU DON'T SEE SHIT BECAUSE IT'S DARK?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:00 No.8282146
    >>8282114
    FUCK YOU

    I DONT NEED TO SEE SOMETHING TO SMASH IT
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:00 No.8282150
    >>8282010
    WIELD AXE AND TORCH!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:00 No.8282156
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    >>8282077
    >>8282080
    YOU'RE IN AN ENTRANCE. STUPID BULLSHIT IS CARVED ON THE WALLS AND FLOOR. THERE ARE TORCHES LIT AT THE ENTRANCE INTO SOME SORT OF ROOM. YOU SMASH A PIECE OF SHIT STATUE TO UH PIECES!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:01 No.8282168
    >>8282146

    BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID, ASS FUCK. YOU SHOULD SMASH THE FIRST THING THAT YOU -DON'T- SEE.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:02 No.8282176
    >>8282156
    OW

    SPIT ON THE STUPID SHIT CARVED ON EVERYTHING

    THEN RUN INTO THE NEXT ROOM
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:02 No.8282177
    >>8282156

    OW, ASK JORMUNGANDER WHAT THE FUCK THE WRITING SAYS
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:02 No.8282190
    >>8282168
    WELL I CAN SEE PERFECTLY CANT I?

    YOU FUCKING FUCKFUCK.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:03 No.8282193
    >>8282176
    >>8282177
    OW COMBO: ASK JORMUNGANDR WHAT THE FUCK THE WRITING SAYS BEFORE SPITTING ON IT
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:10 No.8282300
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    >>8282176
    FEELING SPITEFUL, YOU SPIT A MASTER CRAFTED VIKING LOOGY. FOR SOME FUCKING REASON, THAT SHIT SOUNDED LOUDER AND FLEW FASTER THAN NORMAL! HITTING ANOTHER STATUE, IT PUNCHES A HOLE CLEAN THROUGH IT!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:13 No.8282352
    >>8282300
    OW

    ROAR WITH INTENSITY, AS THIS IS A SIGN OF MY UPCOMING VICTORY AGAINST FUCKING EVERYTHING

    RUN INTO THE NEXT ROOM
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:14 No.8282362
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    >>8282193
    JORMUNGANDR POLITELY LETS YOU KNOW THAT HE CANNOT READ! HE REMINDS YOU THAT HE IS A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:17 No.8282400
    OW WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ARCHIVES OF THESE FUCKING THREADS!?!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:18 No.8282410
    OW READING IS FOR SISSIES AND THESE INANIMATE OBJECTS DON'T FIGHT BACK SO, RUSH HEADLONG INTO THE NEXT ROOM.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:22 No.8282457
    OW FUCKING FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THIS CAVE.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:23 No.8282468
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    >>8282352
    YOU ROAR WITH INTENSITY!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:24 No.8282473
    >>8282400
    LOOK FOR OLAF WHISTLEAXE ON SUPTG
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:25 No.8282490
    OW KICK ONE OF THOSE FACES ON THE WALL IN THE EYE, IT MIGHT BE A SWITCH LIKE ON ONE OF THOSE TALES OF ZALDE GAMES OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:25 No.8282491
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    >>8282352
    >>8282468
    AFTER ROARING, YOU RUN INTO THE NEXT FUCKING ROOM AND HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGOTRY?! WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING FUCKING MELTING?! BY THE FUCKING BEARD OF ODIN! YOU MIGHT JUST FLIP THE FUCK OUT! ROLL HIGH ON A D100 TO NOT FLIP THE FUCK OUT!
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/25/10(Thu)23:26 No.8282500
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>8282491
    FUUUUUUUUUUU-
    >> Romani Technomancer 02/25/10(Thu)23:27 No.8282514
    >>8282500

    THAT SHIT BETTER FUCKING WORK!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:29 No.8282542
    >>8282500
    FUCK YEAR
    >> Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/25/10(Thu)23:33 No.8282592
    >>8282491
    OW
    USE THE RAGE

    USE IT
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:36 No.8282613
    The main character in the OP...I could have sworn I've seen his face in some /tg/ or /v/ comic...
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:36 No.8282615
    FUCK PUT ON MY FUCKING RING OF THE SNAKE SHIT
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:36 No.8282624
    >>8282613
    BAKA! THIS QUEST HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE A WHILE AGO! GET WITH IT!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:37 No.8282631
    >>8282624
    Can you show me the comic that he ripped the face off of, though? It's bothering me now.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:38 No.8282652
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    >>8282500
    MANAGING NOT TO FLIP THE FUCK OUT, YOU GLANCE AROUND AND TAKE NOTE THAT WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS ROOM WAS BALLS IN LOVE WITH SPIRAL PATTERNS!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:40 No.8282672
    >>8282631

    It'd just a "D:<" face. I'm sure there are many similar ones out there.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:40 No.8282674
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    >>8282652
    THE GUY MUST HAVE BEEN GAY FOR SPIRALS! YOU SEE TWO DOORS LEADING OUT OF THIS ROOM ALONG WITH SOME SHITTY LOOKING OBJECT ON A BIG ASS STAND!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:41 No.8282680
    >>8282652
    OW smash those fucking spirals!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:41 No.8282686
    >>8282652
    >Secret Room
    >Behind Waterfall/In Mountain
    >Spirals
    >SPIRALS

    FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    UZUMAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    GET THE FUCK OUT.

    NOW.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:41 No.8282687
    >>8282652

    OW OLGA SEEMS TO BE POINTING SOMETHING OUT OR SOME SHIT GIVE HER A CHANCE TO REDEEM HER USUAL BITCHING AND SAY SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:41 No.8282692
    >>8282674
    OH FUCK WE JUST STEPPED RIGHT INTO THAT BULLSHIT UZUMAKI COMIC BY THAT WEIRDO WHO MADE GYO. WHATEVER YOU DO TRY NOT TO TURN INTO A BIG FLESHY SPIRAL.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:41 No.8282695
    >>8282674

    OW HEADBUTT THE OBJECT
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:42 No.8282703
    SIT DOWN FOR A MOMENT AND PONDER OVER YOUR WRONGDOINGS.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:42 No.8282711
    OW

    BREAK

    FUCKING

    EVERYTHING
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:42 No.8282715
    >>8282652

    OW, NONE OF MY WENCHES HAVE FLIPPED OUT HAVE THEY?

    WHAT'S MY BARD DOING BACK THERE? WHERE THE HELL'S MY BEAR?

    FUCK, I HOPE MY BEAR DIDN'T FLIP OUT.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:49 No.8282781
         File1267159780.jpg-(216 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 113.jpg)
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    >>8282680
    DEVELOPING A SUDDEN HATRED FOR THE PATTERNS, YOU START SMASHING THE FUCK OUT OF THE DECORATIONS! EVENTUALLY THE ROOM IS IN RUINS!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:51 No.8282807
    >>8282781
    OW

    LOOK FOR ANOTHER FUCKING DOOR

    WHERES MY GODDAMN TREASURE
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:53 No.8282843
    >>8282781
    OW TAKE THE TUNNEL ON THE LEFT. YOU ALWAYS TAKE THE LEFT FORM IN A MAZE.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:55 No.8282861
    OW GOT THROUGH THE DOOR NEAREST TO US. WE HAVE SOME MORE FUCKING SPIRALS TO SMASH! OH AND TELL THE WENCHES TO CHECK THE OTHER ONE.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:56 No.8282867
    >>8282861
    OW GO THROUGH THE DOOR AND LEARN HOW TO FUCKING TYPE
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:56 No.8282872
    >>8282781
    2/500 SPIRALS DESTROYED
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:57 No.8282889
    OW TAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT ELSEWHERE!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:58 No.8282897
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    >>8282807
    SUDDENLY! FROG PEOPLE EVERYWHERE! I GUESS SOMEONE MUST HAVE BEEN KEEPING THOSE TORCHES LIT! WOULDN'T THAT HAVE MADE FUCKING SENSE?!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:00 No.8282928
    >>8282897

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:01 No.8282939
    OW RIP AND TEAR
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:01 No.8282943
    >>8282897
    OW PUNCH FROG MAN IN THE CLOACA TO ESTABLISH SUPERIORITY
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:05 No.8282989
    >>8282897
    RIP THeIR HEADS OFF THEN PISS IN THEIR FACES WHILE THEY STILL LIVE THEN SHIT DOWN THEIR EXPOSED ESOPHAGUSES
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:09 No.8283032
    OW MAIM THEM KILL THEM AND BURN THEM WITH THE TORCHES
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:09 No.8283035
    >>8282897
    ENGAGE IN MAXIMUM FUCKING DIPLOMACY
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:10 No.8283046
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    >>8282932
    THE FUCK IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL A "CLOACA" IS! REGARDLESS YOU PUNCH THE STUPID SHIT RIGHT IN THE THROAT! THE OTHER ONES DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND WHO BOSS IS THOUGH! LOOKS LIKE SCHOOL'S FUCKING IN SESSION!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:10 No.8283049
    please tell me the previous parts are archived
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:10 No.8283054
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>8282897
    OW: KICK THE FUCKING SWIRLY ROOM TORCH LIGHTING FROGS ASSESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! START WITH THE CLOSEST ONE, CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:11 No.8283067
    >>8283046
    OW IF YOU HAD LISTENED TO ANYTHING THAT STUPID BITCH HAS BEEN SAYING THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT A CLOACA IS LIKE A COMBINED ASSHOLE/VAGINA THAT ALL THE GROSS SQUISHY CREATURES HAVE.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:13 No.8283088
    >>8283067
    OW GOD DAMN THATS DISGUSTING

    ERADICATE THE SLIMY FUCKS
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:14 No.8283090
    >>8283067
    OW NO!
    RIP THAT ONES HEAD OFF THEN SHOVE IT VIOLENTLY UP THE NEXT ONE'S ASS
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:14 No.8283092
    >>8283049
    OW I THINK THEY ARE BUT SUPTG IS DOWN FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG TONIGHT

    MIGHT WANT TO GET THIS ONE ARCHIVED ON 4CHANARCHIVE.ORG THEN FUCKER
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:14 No.8283094
    >>8283054
    >>8282932

    Stop deleting your posts when you roll low.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:14 No.8283100
    >>8283090
    GOD FUCK DOES NO ONE LISTEN

    FROG MEN DON'T HAVE ASSESS, THEY HAVE CLOACAS.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:16 No.8283107
    >>8283100
    FUCK YOU, OR YOUR ASS IS NEXT!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:16 No.8283110
    MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN!

    FIND BEAR! STRIKE COOL BACK-TO-BACK ACTION POSE WHILE CHOPPING FROGS!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:20 No.8283153
    >>8283090
    DIPLOMACY
    JOIN PARTY OR GET RAPED
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:21 No.8283161
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    >>8283054
    KICKING ONE OF THE TORCHES OVER, THE FLAMMABLE LIQUID SETS ONE OF THE LITTLE FUCKERS ON FIRE! IF ONLY THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE CLOSE ENOUGH TO CUT IT'S HEAD OFF! SUDDENLY, ONE OF THEM SPRINGS AT YOU WITH IT'S SHITTY SPEAR!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:21 No.8283162
         File1267161670.png-(10 KB, 500x500, you know nothing of biology.png)
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    >>8283107
    FUCK YOUR SHIT

    YOU KNOW NOTHING OF BIOLOGY
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:21 No.8283170
    Cook Frog legs. MMM
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:21 No.8283171
    FUCKING COMBO ATTACK WITH JORMUNGANDR!

    DO IT YOU FUCK!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:22 No.8283182
    >>8283161
    OW

    GRAB IT, BREAK IT, AND STAB HIM WITH THE JAGGED BROKEN SHAFT
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:26 No.8283224
    OW BITCHES MAKE SURE THIS GETS SAVED SINCE SUPTG IS DOWN

    http://4chanarchive.org/
    REQUEST INTERFACE
    THREAD 8281670
    ENTER CAPTCHA

    WE NEED 6 MORE

    THEN SLICE SOME FROGS TO SHIT
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:27 No.8283239
    >>8283110
    >>8283171

    THIS SHIT IS WHY ODIN INVENTED BEARS!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:32 No.8283320
    >>8283224

    This is no guarantee, since it's moderated in addition to the 'vote' filter, and they haven't put up anything from /tg/ since last summer.

    Someone should save it manually somehow once things are finished.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:35 No.8283354
    >>8283320
    Not a true guarantee, no. But /tg/ normally just saves things to sup/tg/ and ignores 4chanarchive. It's worth a shot.

    We also only have 2/7 votes there so far.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:36 No.8283369
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    >>8283171
    >>8283182
    LEARN TO ROLL ASS WIPES!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:38 No.8283390
    >>8283369
    are there any left or did we get'em all?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8283393
    rolled 5 = 5

    OW

    COMBO BEAR STRIKE TO THE FACE
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8283399
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    >>8283110JORMUNGANDR IS TOO BUSY BEING A BEAST TO STRIKE POSES!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8283400
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>8283393
    TELL ME THAT WAS ON A "ROLL LOW"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8283403
    >This is awesome, but I need to crash. This had better be archived or saved somehow. Also, we should greentext for OoC.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8283406
    >>8283393
    FUCK. THAT ONE WAS JORMUNGANDR'S FAULT.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8283407
    >>8283393
    OH SHIT SON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:40 No.8283414
    OW

    KILL ALL THE FROGS. THEN GIVE JORG A BEAR FIVE
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:48 No.8283537
    >Bear
    >Combo-strike
    >to the face
    >rolled a 5

    THIS COULD HURT
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:51 No.8283565
    OH FUCK! WEAR ONE'S FUCKING SKIN AS MY NEW LEATHER ARMOR!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:51 No.8283566
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    >>8283414
    YOU GIVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT BEAR A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR-FIVE! THE FROG MEN HAD SHIT ON THEM! YOU GAIN NO NEW TREASURE! THIS PISSES YOU OFF! NOW WHAT?!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:52 No.8283587
    >>8283566

    NO NEW TREASURE?!?!? MAKE SOME GODDAMN NEW TREASURE!!! LET'S MAKE SOME FUCKING TREASURE!!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:52 No.8283592
    OW USE DRYAD
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:52 No.8283596
    >>8283393
    YOU'RE SO FUCKING LUCKY THE ROOM WAS PRETTY MUCH CLEARED OR THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN DISASTROUS!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:55 No.8283630
    >>8283566

    OW, ADVANCE OVER THE BODIES OF DEAD FROGS.

    DOOR ON THE LEFT.

    OH, AND MAKE SURE NEITHER OF THE WOMEN DIED.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:56 No.8283641
    >>8283566

    OW GET OLGA TO START MAKING SENSE OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CARVINGS WHILE YOU CHARGE AROUND LOOKING FOR THAT FUCKING WEAPON THING
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:58 No.8283668
    >>8283566

    FUCK YES
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:58 No.8283682
    >>OW ONLY 3 VOTES TO ARCHIVE OF THE 7 NEEDED, /tg/? WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:59 No.8283698
    >>8283537
    IT WAS A 5 FOR OUR BEAR FIVE. THAT'S A LUCKY FUCKING ROLL
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:59 No.8283703
    >>8283682

    nobody fucking uses 4chanarchive.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:59 No.8283704
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    >>8283592
    YOU- UH... WAIT WHAT?! YOU USE HER FOR WHAT?!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:01 No.8283729
    >>8283703
    THEY DO WHEN SUP/TG/ IS DOWN

    OW USE DRYAD MORE
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:02 No.8283737
    OW USE DRYAD HARDER
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:03 No.8283756
    >>8283704

    OW USE HER SUPERNATURAL ABILITY TO DETECT SHIT.

    OF THE STUFF TYPE
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:05 No.8283779
    >>8283704
    OW, ASK JORMUNGANDR WHERE THE FUCK THE MACHETE IS
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:05 No.8283786
    >>8283704
    OW USE DRYAD FOR POST BATTLE CELEBRATORY DEBAUCHERY
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:07 No.8283818
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    >>8283729
    USE THE DRYAD FOR WHAT?!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:08 No.8283833
    >>8283818
    OW
    USE
    THE
    DRYAD
    HARDER!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:08 No.8283838
    >>8283818

    OW SEX OBVIOUSLY, EITHER THAT OR FOR MAGIC STUFF, I'M NOT SURE
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:08 No.8283840
    >>8283818

    JUST USE HER ALREADY!!!! USE THE FUCKING DRYAD!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:08 No.8283842
    >>8283818
    MORE DRYAD THE USE OW
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:08 No.8283844
    >>8283818
    FOR GODS SAKE

    CHECK IF THE DRYAD HAS A VAGINA.

    IF YES, INSERT DICK.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:09 No.8283856
    OW DRYAD USE DO IT
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:11 No.8283882
    >>8283818
    OW, DISREGARD USAGE OF DRYAD. TELL OLGA TO USE DRYAD WHILE WE SEARCH FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING MACHETE WITH JORMUNGANDR
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:14 No.8283928
    >This thread owns so hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:17 No.8283981
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    >>8283833
    "GET TO WORK?!?"

    SHE LOOKS JUST AS CONFUSED AS YOU! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN HERE ANYMORE?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALL ABOUT?! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO VAGUE?!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:18 No.8283989
    >>8283981

    FUCK IT, TELL DRYAD TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING USEFUL AND PRESS ON.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:19 No.8284001
    >>8283981
    OW, LOOK FOR MACHETE WITH JORMUNGANDR
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:21 No.8284033
    >>8283981

    FORGET HER! GO DOWN LEFT PATH! BUT LOUDLY SCRAPE THE WALLS WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS!
    >> Firstquest 02/26/10(Fri)01:23 No.8284052
    rolled 20 = 20

    OW SEND THE BEAR AND DRYAD OFF TO FIND LOOT, TELL HIM TO USE HER.HE IS A FUCKING ORACLE HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO USE HER FOR.

    THEN TAKE YOUR WENCH AND GO FIND THAT MACHETE THING.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:26 No.8284100
    walk close to said waterfall. kill the bear and atach some rib bones to the large instine. grapple said item. rape the stupid bitch to death. break the dryads legs off and use them to set her on fire. use said item to an hero.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:27 No.8284102
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    >>8283989
    LEAVING THE TREE BITCH CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT TO DO, YOU CHARGE OFF THROUGH THE DOOR INTO THE NEXT AREA! YOU MAY NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE FROG PEOPLE PAST KILLING THEM, BUT YOU KNOW MOCKING LAUGHTER WHEN YOU HEAR IT! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:27 No.8284115
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>8284102
    OW, RIP AND TEAR

    THEY ARE HUGE FROGS, THEREFORE THEY MUST HAVE HUGE GUYS

    RIP AND TEAR THEIR GUTS
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/26/10(Fri)01:29 No.8284130
    >>8284102
    OW SHOULD TELL BEAR TO FUCKING USE HIS BEAR FUCKING ARMS TO FUCKING CHUCK YOU TOWARDS THOSE FUCKS FUCK FUCK'S FUCKING FUCKS!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:30 No.8284150
    >>8284102

    USE TORCH AS LADDER
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:30 No.8284152
    >>8284130
    OW, FASTVIKING SPECIAL
    >> smoker 02/26/10(Fri)01:31 No.8284161
    BUILD A FUCKING TURTLE FENCE.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:35 No.8284209
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    >>8284115
    YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT TO KILL THE FUCKERS, BUT YOU JUST CAN'T REACH! THERE APPEARS TO BE A BIG FUCKING CHASM FILLED WITH STALAGMITES AND STALACTITES AND ALL SHORTS OF NASTY SHIT! FUCKING FROG PEOPLE! CUTTING THE FUCKING ROPE!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:36 No.8284225
    >>8284209

    PUNCH A BRIDGE
    >> smoker 02/26/10(Fri)01:37 No.8284229
    >>8284209
    USE THE TURTLE FENCE AS A BRIDGE.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:39 No.8284263
    OW, PUNCH THE MOTHERFUCKING WALL SO THAT THE STALAGTITES FALL AND MAKE A SERIES OF PLATFORMS TO CROSS.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:49 No.8284395
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    >>8284263
    YOU STARTING PUNCHING A CAVE WALL!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:54 No.8284460
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    >>8284395
    AND DONE! WAIT! WHERE THE FUCK DO THOSE FROG PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE GOING?!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:58 No.8284513
    >>8284460
    OW, I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THEY'RE NOT GOING

    THEY'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING LIVE IF WE GET OUR HANDS ON THE SLIPPERY FUCKERS

    RIP AND TEAR THEIR GUTS, OW.
    >> Firstquest 02/26/10(Fri)02:15 No.8284751
    rolled 13 = 13

    OW HOP THAT SHIT KICK SOME ASS!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)02:17 No.8284777
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    >>8284513
    "This machete better be worth it."

    FOR ONCE YOU CAN AGREE WITH THE BITCH!

    ALSO, TO BE CONTINUED SOME OTHER FUCKING TIME!
    >> sagehoge !!RJUaTzOPBQF 02/26/10(Fri)02:18 No.8284782
    OW have you considered speaking to the frogs peacefully? Surely they'll listen to reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)02:19 No.8284796
    >>8284777
    HAVE A NICE NIGHT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)02:22 No.8284824
    >>8284777
    bye
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)02:31 No.8284942
    ARCHIVE REQUEST SLASH BAMP
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)02:32 No.8284952
    Somebody screencap all this shit just in case.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)03:01 No.8285342
    bampu good sirs
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)04:38 No.8286297
    bump.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)05:11 No.8286525
    I love these threads, every time.



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