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Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:42 No.8471014

S-shut up! Osiris may have ordered our marriage, b-but it's not like I like you or anything! This is only because it is His will! I still call the shots, I'm the general! You stay at home and clean! And d-don't look at me like that! It's strange and I don't like it!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:44 No.8471033 I don't know what it is, but the thought of the girl being the breadwinner is a real turnoff.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:45 No.8471050 >>8471033 actually the though that she's the embodiment of death is a REAL turn off.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:46 No.8471057 >>8471050 So... no women with dayjobs then?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:47 No.8471065 What Egyptian God is the tsundere anime girl supposed to be? Sekhmet?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:47 No.8471067 >>8471050 And the fact that she's old enough to be your grandma.

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)10:47 No.8471070 >>8471065 YOU COULD CHECK THE TITLE OF THE IMAGE. IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, JUST SAY IT'S ANPUT, ANUBIS' FEMALE ASPECT.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:48 No.8471078 AUUUGH! HOLY SHIT! How did you get in here? And who ARE you?

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)10:49 No.8471091 >>8471050 ANUBIS HASN'T KILLED SHIT SINCE THE TWO HALVES OF EGYPT WERE MERGED. OSIRIS TOOK THE JOB OF KILLING SHIT BECAUSE HE'S MORE PROMINENT, ANUBIS JUST JUDGES THE DEAD FOR VIRTUE, HENCE THE GIRL'S SCALES.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:49 No.8471094 >>8471070 how do I check title Also that's bullshit, Anubis is the Rei-esque ice queen anime girl. Sekhmet is the tsundere one. Isis is the older woman mother surrogate. Bast is the childhood friend cum love interest.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/08/10(Mon)10:50 No.8471104 lolegyptian.

>>	Heretical GM 03/08/10(Mon)10:52 No.8471128 Wait married? Damn. Well I was going to ask you out for dinner...Well have...well...hey, be happy that is all that matters right.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:52 No.8471129 >>8471104 Loligyptian?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:52 No.8471130 someone was hit by the tsundere-ray

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:52 No.8471131 >>8471014 Holy fucking shitballs! How in the fuck did i get engaged to the eygptian goddess of death?! How drunk was i last night?!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:54 No.8471143 >>8471131 ... to be honest, I wish I'd have been there. Must have been one hell of a party.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:54 No.8471145 >>8471067 She doesn't look it though. Besides, i think you mean 100 greats grandmother.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:54 No.8471151 Dem Egyptians, man. Dem Egyptians.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:57 No.8471169 >>8471094 Bast loves cum? sign me up!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:57 No.8471173 >>8471033 Really? It turns me on to no end, knowing that a woman could like me because of who I am, rather than the size of my paycheck. Or that I'm being used as a means of sexual fulfillment, which would also be fine.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)10:59 No.8471197 I... I know it's s-strange, but if you want I c-could bring home some alcohol and we c-could get to know each other. But don't get weird, i-it's not like that! I just want to know whom I am married too!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:00 No.8471207 >>8471197 Of course, dear. Bring whatever you'd like. I'd prefer it to be a very fine bottle of wine.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:01 No.8471212 >>8471207 Actually, scratch that. Whiskey.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:01 No.8471217 From what little I understand of egyptian gods, I believe Anubis isn't really a god of death. Shes more like a guide of the dead.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:02 No.8471225 >>8471212 Well come on, now. Whiskey's nice, but I'd much prefer to be able to sip on something light and airy with my new wife.

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)11:03 No.8471231 >>8471217 HE USED TO BE GOD OF DEATH IN ITS ENTIRETY IN THE...SOUTH? I THINK. WHILE OSIRIS HAD THE JOB IN THE NORTH. WHEN THEY BECAME ONE PANTHEON, THAT'S WHEN ANUBIS BECAME GUIDE AND JUDGE OF THE DEATH, AND ALSO TOOK ON MUMMIFICATION.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:03 No.8471236 >>8471207 Oh, I didn't know you liked wine. I also like wine... ... ahem F-fine. Wine it is. But it's going to be from the North kingdom. That's the wine I like.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:04 No.8471249 >>8471197 >whom I am married too! I'm leaving you. I couldn't stand being married to someone with such a contempt for grammar.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:04 No.8471253 >>8471236 I'm fine with that.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:06 No.8471264 >>8471236 What did you drink when the South and North kingdoms were still at war? >>8471231 Man, I need to fix up my Egyptian knowledge.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:06 No.8471271 >>8471253 Good! Then maybe we can get along after all! ... ...so. What is it you like?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:08 No.8471295 >>8471271 Well, I'm fond of reading. That's about it, off the top of my head. Yourself?

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)11:08 No.8471302 >>8471264 IT'S A CLUSTERFUCK, MAN. SO LONG AS YOU REMEMBER THE IMPORTANT STUFF (EVERYTHING RA DID WHEN HE WAS HORNY OR ANGRY) YOU'RE GOOD IN MY BOOK.

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:13 No.8471358

>>8471264

I still drank the North kingdom wine, looted from the enemy. Oh, I can still remember drinking after a day of driving the foolish Northern kingdom armies before me. Those were great times!

Er... *ahem*

>>8471295

I like war, fighting, drinking and... erm... white Nile lotus when they are in bloom. B-but don't you tell that to anyone! If I hear any speak of this, you will feel my wrath!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:13 No.8471361 >>8471131 >>8471131 >>8471173 >>8471197 Uh-uhv, of course, please do. Have a nice day Ann.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:14 No.8471381 >>8471358 >I hear any speak of this, you will feel my wrath! Ooh, ooh, hot marital rapings! Tell everyone!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:16 No.8471409 >>8471302 A clusterfuck I need to patch up my knowledge on. After I finish mucking about with Greek mythology again. >>8471358 Have you ever met Thor from the far north?

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:19 No.8471460

>>8471409

Yes, I have met the one known as Thor. While we are cat from the same papyrus, we disagree on many things. He believes that combat ability alone is proof of worth to getting into the afterlife! Why, I shou-

Oh, I-I'm sorry if I got worked up. B-but you shouldn't have mentioned him!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:21 No.8471486 >>8471460 That's quite alright, it's nice to unwind after a rough day.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:22 No.8471503 >>8471486 S-so... what exactly d-did Osiris ask of you when he took you aside?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:24 No.8471542 >>8471503 Oh, well, you know. The usual business. Something about taking care of you.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:24 No.8471545 >>8471460 If you ask me I should have mentioned him. You're rather cute when you get worked up.

Sphinx 03/08/10(Mon)11:27 No.8471605
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I can be created by humans, But they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. I can be more of a hindrance than help at times. To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once. What am I?

Answer this correctly and you'll live.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:28 No.8471613 what's up with anime people stuttering like retards?

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:28 No.8471616

>>8471542

H-He wants you t-to take care of ME? Why, I have no idea what he means! I command the Royal Armies of the Underworld! I do not need anyone to take care of me! I do not need protection!

>>8471545

Sh-shut up, idiot! I am not cute! I am a fierce warrior Goddess!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:28 No.8471622 >>8471613 If you don't get it, we can't teach you. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:29 No.8471626 >>8471616 I believe I have a pretty good idea of what he was talking about.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/08/10(Mon)11:29 No.8471631 >>8471613 Because they're retards.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:29 No.8471635 >>8471616 You're as cute as a button! =^-^=

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:31 No.8471647 File1268065863.jpg-(127 KB, 392x262, 51.you have died(assembly).jpg) >>8471635

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:36 No.8471691 >>8471605 Fire wait we're not married now are we?

>>	Sphinx 03/08/10(Mon)11:39 No.8471709 >>8471691 Correct. Of course not.

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)11:41 No.8471725 >>8471709 >>8471605 I'VE GOT ONE: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WHITE?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:41 No.8471727 >>8471616 A fierce warrior goddess that is rather cute when she gets worked up. I'm dead serious.

>>	Heretical GM 03/08/10(Mon)11:42 No.8471742 >>8471605 Debt.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:43 No.8471747 Fuck? -No? Blowjob? -No? Ass- -NO? Oh well! She'll learn to clean the house without eyes

>>	The Black Hand 03/08/10(Mon)11:44 No.8471763 I really should check my morning coffee for acid before I go out in the morning. Might keep me from having hallucations like this....either way, I need to speak to Kane about his pranks again.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:46 No.8471784 Am I the only one with foot fetish in this thread, feeling rather distant attraction to monstergirls such as Harpy and OP?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:46 No.8471786 >>8471727 Let's... let's just go home in silence. Also, I have rules: I don't want you trying to touch me in public. I have an image I like to maintain.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:47 No.8471792 >>8471742 Nicely done.

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:47 No.8471793

>>8471605I can be created by humans, But they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. I can be more of a hindrance than help at times. To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once. What am I?

Easy. Fire.

Here's mine.
An open mouth, ever chewing.
Like a fire, but never burning
Source of life, but breathe in me and die
Always fresh but full of rot.

what am I?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:48 No.8471805 Dose paws

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/08/10(Mon)11:49 No.8471819 >>8471793 Carbon?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:49 No.8471821 >>8471793 cunt

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:52 No.8471848 >>8471819 Nope. >>8471821 GTFU kid

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:52 No.8471849 >>8471793 The ocean

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/08/10(Mon)11:53 No.8471866 >>8471848 The Sea?

>>	The other sphinx 03/08/10(Mon)11:54 No.8471872 >>ocean newp.

>>	Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 03/08/10(Mon)11:54 No.8471876 File1268067280.jpg-(179 KB, 600x619, 1252109995178.jpg) >>8471793 BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:55 No.8471889 File1268067342.jpg-(103 KB, 1600x1200, 1242617029503.jpg) >>8471848 >GTFU

>>	The other sphinx 03/08/10(Mon)11:57 No.8471903 >>8471866the sea Nope. Hey! you're dead already. >>8471876 bees ... ... ... Just, no.

Heretical GM 03/08/10(Mon)11:59 No.8471929

>>8471793
My first thought is Gama Particles. But then again being an ancient sphinx radiation is probably not a topic of familiarity. My next thought would be a Virus. Again though probably too advanced of reasoning.

And Oddly I think it might be Debt again.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:00 No.8471933 >>8471793 Chew-a-tron 4000?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:00 No.8471937 >>8471793 volcano?

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/08/10(Mon)12:01 No.8471941 >>8471903 >Nope. Hey! you're dead already. Oh fu-

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:06 No.8471980
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>>8471903
Actually, bees do work in the general sense.
Honey bee colonies are created by the beekeepers. Obviously, they can't be completely controlled. Bees do have sucking mouthparts hidden beneath their mandibles, and there are carpenter bees and it'd be feasible that some might use paper as a substrate (that is, if we don't just call the wax similar enough to paper from an Egyptian perspective that it works). They also bite in addition to stinging, which would explain the flesh part. They're certainly more of a hindrance AT TIMES, such as during the winter when they don't produce a honey crop but you have to go out of your way to make sure the hive survives. And finally, on a nice day, they certainly do seem to be everywhere at once. Ever walked up to a hive body on a sunny day?

BEES are always the answer.

The other sphinx 03/08/10(Mon)12:06 No.8471981

>>8471929 I think you mean GAMMA rays, and no.

>>8471933chewathon4000
no, and you're the bees and cunt guy aren't you?

>>8471937Volcano

Oooo. that's a good guess, (as were the ocean ones) but sadly volcanoes are generally not known for being full of rot.

>>	Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 03/08/10(Mon)12:08 No.8471984 File1268068093.jpg-(25 KB, 240x240, 014.jpg) >>8471980 I'm tellin' you guys, the answer is BEEEES~!

>>	The other sphinx 03/08/10(Mon)12:09 No.8471995 >>8471980can't be completely controlled, sucking, etc etc etc. Ummm, actually if you bothered to look, you'd see that all that was part of someone elses riddle whose answer was Fire. We've moved on past that and we're now into something else.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:10 No.8472002 >>8471793 A wound?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:10 No.8472008 >>8471981 Nope

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:12 No.8472017 A wound?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:12 No.8472018 >>8471980 He makes a rather convincing argument for beeeees.

Heretical GM 03/08/10(Mon)12:13 No.8472033

>>8471981
yes, which I why I went with Debt.
An open mouth, ever chewing.
Debt continues to eat gnaw at the back fo your mind you know it's their and you can never forget it.
Like a fire, but never burning
Like a fire it can and will grow until it run out of fuel to grow. Or until the person over spends their credit limit.
Source of life, but breathe in me and die
Credit allows people to obtain a life, a home, family, even be born. The moment you breathe it in, though you loose your life to your creditors. All that you have belongs to them, all that you are belongs to them.
Always fresh but full of rot.
Debt is always fresh on the mind, and it is full of rot as it erodes and decomposes your self control, enticing you to get more debt and owe more money to more people.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:14 No.8472039 >>8471094 Can I date Sekhmet? Bast is kinda a slut, and Nepthys is a bit too goth for me.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:17 No.8472057 File1268068642.jpg-(152 KB, 500x712, menace.jpg) this is a mummy

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:17 No.8472060 Hmmmm tough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:18 No.8472064 >>8471981 Infact no. I am not the bees and/or cunt guy you are refering. Does that mean you are devoured now?

>>	Witness1 !FbA1rz4uFY 03/08/10(Mon)12:22 No.8472080 >>8471793 Is it nothing?

>>	Witness1 !FbA1rz4uFY 03/08/10(Mon)12:24 No.8472094 >>8471793 Is it nothing at all?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:25 No.8472098 >>8471793 The Nile

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:26 No.8472100 File1268069172.png-(52 KB, 480x480, beekachu.png) >>8471876 >>8471980

>>	No Man 03/08/10(Mon)12:33 No.8472131 >>8471793 Swamp? It's a location, at least, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:42 No.8472161 File1268070154.png-(105 KB, 500x565, beelobster.png) >>8471876 >>8471980

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:44 No.8472166 Oxygen?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:46 No.8472175 >>8471981 Asshole ?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:51 No.8472188 >>8471014 I DEMAND SAUCE. SAUCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>>	Sphinct 03/08/10(Mon)12:52 No.8472192 Rrrrpppp-prrrrrppp! Rrrrp! PRPRPRPRPRPrrrrrrrrooopp?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:53 No.8472193 dicks it's dicks isn't it

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:16 No.8472332 File1268072177.jpg-(2.24 MB, 2056x1436, 7a0a639b2afef41380a8f2d9bb7a4a(...).jpg) I prefer my Egyptian goddesses in the vanilla variety

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/08/10(Mon)13:18 No.8472354 File1268072324.jpg-(157 KB, 900x600, Anubis.jpg) >>8472188 I can upload/find the whole translated collection if you want.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:21 No.8472391 just like to point out that humans CAN control fire, and to the creator of fire, it tends to only be where it was created unless they fuck up. Fire is not the answer to that riddle, that or, the person who made it is retarded.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:21 No.8472395 >>8471050 Anubis was one of the gods to do with the underworld. Egypt didn't have a singular god of deat- fuck it, not doing my egypt does not work that way rant again.

>>	No Man 03/08/10(Mon)13:24 No.8472413 bigassmessage.com/d5d3992f9 Don't mind me, testing something.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:29 No.8472465 >>8471605 >What am I? A whore? I wouldn't mind you sucking on my flesh, if you get my meaning HAR HAR HAR

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:33 No.8472513 >>8472354 >She frequently gives orders. If he doesn't obey, he will be punished for "penal violations" >If he doesn't obey, he will be punished for "penal violations" >punished for "penal violations" >"penile violations"

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:34 No.8472522 >>8472354 AAAAAAAh, THAT mummy curse, yeah...

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:36 No.8472545

>>8471793
A river.

a mouth that's always chewing (eroding)
Like a fire it gets to be banked
source of life is water, but if you breathe it in you drown and die
Fresh but full of rot... rivers are freshwater, but wash things down river while they rot.

So a river is the correct answer

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:44 No.8472630 New riddle. An egg of fire on a flat pan Marks the end to harsh hot toil It disappears into the land Its death causes us to light oil What is it?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:45 No.8472635 A rounded container, with no windows or doors, hides a golden treasure.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:45 No.8472640 >>8472630 Sunset

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:45 No.8472642 >>8472630 is it heresy? I'm pretty sure it's heresy!

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/08/10(Mon)13:48 No.8472682 >>8472642 I thought it's Idleness?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:50 No.8472692 >>8472682 No no heresy idleness GROWS from heresy.

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:50 No.8472696

>>8472640
sunset

Very good, your turn.

>>8472635hides a golden treasure.

egg. Anyone who has read The hobbit knows that one. Just like everyone that has played D&D knows this one
Round I am
yet flat as a board
altar of the Lupine lords
Pearl on black velvet
Jewel in the sea
Never changing but ever changing
Eternally
What am I?

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/08/10(Mon)13:51 No.8472702 >>8472692 NOW I'M CONFUSE. PURGE EVERYTHING IN HOLY FLAME.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:52 No.8472716 What flies trough the air and goes "Wac, wac, wac!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:53 No.8472725 This thread was cooler when it was about tsundere anubis.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:53 No.8472726 >>8472696 moon

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:53 No.8472728 >>8472716 .... a worc?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:54 No.8472731 >>8472702 No no, FLAME everything with holy PURGE, silly.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:55 No.8472740 >>8472728 A crow flying backwards, but close enough.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:58 No.8472783 On the floor in a closed room with an open window the blood of Romeo and Juliet mixes with water and broken glass. What happened

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:01 No.8472818 A gentleman of old am I. I am clad in dignified gray, a fine white hat adorns my head.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/08/10(Mon)14:03 No.8472837 >>8472818 Wizard

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:04 No.8472851 >>8472837 Sorry, no. Older.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/08/10(Mon)14:05 No.8472864 >>8472851 Mountain?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:06 No.8472875 >>8472864 Bingo. Your turn.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/08/10(Mon)14:08 No.8472902 >>8472875 Feed me and I Live Give me Drink and I Die What am I?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:08 No.8472908 >>8472783 Sex. Juliet was into some kinky stuff.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:08 No.8472911 >>8472902 Fire?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:09 No.8472920 >>8472908 0.o no...

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:13 No.8472968 You are in a room with no exit. You find a piece of paper with 01 written on it and a pencil. On the wall is written in red: "Write NOTHING! Erase NOTHING! 10 brings FREEDOM!" What do you do?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:13 No.8472969 >>8472952 The sun?

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/08/10(Mon)14:13 No.8472971 >>8472911 Correct!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:13 No.8472981 >>8472968 Turn the paper upside down.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:14 No.8472992 >>8472981 1 doesn't look the same upside down.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:14 No.8472996 From mountain and hill, falling, crashing, smashing Day and night, from rain and snow Yet rising only to fall again In rainbow hues once more to go What am I?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:15 No.8473010 >>8472996 Water?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:16 No.8473016 >>8472996 A river

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)14:36 No.8473291 >>8472992 I WRITE A ZERO AFTER THE 1 AND ERASE THE ONE BEFORE IT. 0 IS, TO SOME DEGREE, NOTHING.

>>	Anon-kun Returns !3stw1O/bgU 03/08/10(Mon)14:43 No.8473381 >>8471605 I can only think Schroedinger here

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:46 No.8473410 File1268077582.jpg-(30 KB, 250x350, fargoth01.jpg) >>8471605 Clearly the answer is Fargoth.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:50 No.8473485 Passion, joy, and sorrow, bring me forth and force me back. I can withstand time when you're alone, but together it tears me down. When I'm here, or if I'm gone, you won't eat, you won't sleep, I can warm your blood or chill your night.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:50 No.8473487 File1268077832.jpg-(8 KB, 102x228, anibus.jpg) >>8473410 Have you led a balanced life, my child? How would your heart weigh against the feather of Ma'at?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:51 No.8473505 File1268077901.jpg-(315 KB, 741x1024, brown.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:54 No.8473545 File1268078042.jpg-(96 KB, 850x555, brown1.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:55 No.8473566 >>8473545 I SHALL PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:55 No.8473575 >>8472716 This would be Pacman.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)14:58 No.8473617 >>8473545 >>8473545 >>8473545 >>8473545 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:06 No.8474734 WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

>>	Sphinct 03/08/10(Mon)16:09 No.8474778 Prrrp! Rrrrroooppppthblplplplplplup~! Prrruuuttt! Prrrat prrrrrrrrppprrppprpthblut~1 Prrrrrrrrrrp?

>>	Princess Angelique Dominique 03/08/10(Mon)16:14 No.8474865 >>8474778 A sphincter says what?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:20 No.8474969 File1268083250.jpg-(60 KB, 639x425, i_like_where_this_thread_is_go(...).jpg) Off topic much? Riddles are more interesting, but the start was ammusing...

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:21 No.8474979 >>8473545 More?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:24 No.8475016 Stupid mortals and their stupid riddles. It's not like I care what they do with lives- they're like dust to the great desert compared to me. It's not like I like you or anything

>>	Sphinx 03/08/10(Mon)16:25 No.8475043 Purr~~ This thread is still here?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:29 No.8475088 >>8475043 Somehow...

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:31 No.8475120 >>8475043 Nope

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:31 No.8475132 MR RAGE is a faggot.

>>	Herp !!Oeub+IpSSZF 03/08/10(Mon)16:31 No.8475133 >>8475043 not really

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:32 No.8475136 >>8475043 No, and I want more tsundere Anubis roleplay. Only without faggotry and cybercuddling.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:32 No.8475137 >>8475132 0/10

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:33 No.8475153 >>8475016 Oh come on, don't be like that. Look I know the situation isn't ideal, but I'm sure we'll be able to work something out. Eventually

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:33 No.8475160

>>8475136
>No, and I want more tsundere Anubis roleplay. Only without faggotry and cybercuddling.
>I want more tsundere Anubis roleplay. Only without faggotry and cybercuddling.
>I want more tsundere Anubis roleplay. Only without faggotry
>herp derp I'm retarded

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:33 No.8475167 >Implying anubis isn't a male Enjoy your gay shota

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:34 No.8475168 >>8475136 hahaohwow.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:34 No.8475171 >>8475160 HERP DERP I WANT MORE TSUNDERE ANUBIS

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:34 No.8475175 >>8475167 DO NOT WANT

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)16:34 No.8475177 >>8475167 I WILL. BUT I ALSO POINT OUT THAT ANUBIS DOES HAVE A FEMALE ASPECT, ANPUT. LATER STORIES HAD ANPUT AS HIS WIFE/DAUGHTER/SISTER/SOMETHING, BUT ORIGINALLY THEY WERE ONE AND THE SAME.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:35 No.8475178 >>8475167 >implying that Anubis lacks a female aspect

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:35 No.8475182 >>8475167 see >>8471070

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:36 No.8475192 >>8475167 >not knowing shit about anubis

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:38 No.8475218 Anubis is not god of death, he is the god of the dead. ANUBIS = THE DEAD OSIRIS = DEATH please people...

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:39 No.8475223 >>84219thiswholethread48965 >faggotry

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:40 No.8475240

>>8475153
'Less than ideal'?
LESS THAN IDEAL?
Mortal, I am a servant of Anubis.
I have judged the souls of mortals for millenia on end.
I have commanded armies of the damned into battle
I have seen mighty Empires reduced to dust, and the destruction of a thousand civilizations
I have killed afreets and battled by the sides of GODS
And now I'm stuck with you
....
Oh gods, what have I done to deserve this?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:40 No.8475249 >>8475218 Actually both of those domains would go to Osiris. Anubis just makes sure your rapped up properly.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:42 No.8475267 >>8475249 Didn't he judge the dead as well?

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)16:42 No.8475282 >>8475267 HE WEIGHTED YOUR HEART AGAINST THE FEATHER OF TRUTH, YEAH. IF YOUR HEART WAS HEAVIER, HE FED YOU TO A BEAST, WHERE YOUR SOUL WOULD STAY IN HIS STOMACH FOR ETERNAL AGONY. EGYPTIAN HELL WAS PRETTY WEAK.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:43 No.8475295 >>8475249 That too, he stands there, weights your heart on the scale, and has Thoth write it all down, because apparently he's the only god who can fucking write.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:44 No.8475300 >>8475282 The Egyptian afterlife reminds me more of airport customs then anything else

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:45 No.8475310 >>8475300 Or the DMV on monday.

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)16:45 No.8475313 I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:46 No.8475329 >>8475313 You do realise copying the tripcode into your Name field fools no-one, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:46 No.8475335 >>8475240 You should possibly take that up with Osiris.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:47 No.8475347 File1268084853.png-(24 KB, 557x272, Samefag.png) >>8475313 >>8475132

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)16:52 No.8475423 I EAT DICKS

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)16:52 No.8475434 I CHUZZLE SPERM

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:52 No.8475437 What is WRONG with you fags.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:54 No.8475460 >>8475313 >>8475423 >>8475434 It's not that hard to work out what a tripcode is supposed to be, you know.

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)16:54 No.8475461 I LICKED MY DOGS ASSHOLE ONCE JUST TO TRY IT

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:55 No.8475467 >Implying I just didn't rename the Anubis shota image to Anupt to troll egyptology majors

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)16:55 No.8475472 File1268085343.png-(6 KB, 512x512, 1264913333801.png) >>8475423 >>8475434 HA HA! IS FUNNY BECAUSE I IMPLIED I DO THOSE THINGS!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:57 No.8475497 >>8475472 ...

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)16:59 No.8475522 Wait, did he think that would work? Three cheers for MR. RAGE, coolest tripfag around!

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)17:00 No.8475534 >>8475472 HA HA I'M FUNNY BECAUSE I TYPE IN ALL CAPS IMPLYING I'M RAGING ALL THE TIME. AND ON TOP OF THAT I MADE MY NAME MR. RAGE xD IT'S SO KAWAAI I'M SO FUNNY. I HOPE SOME ONE GETS IT. I REALLY HOPE ANONYMOUS LIKES ME. I WISH I WASN'T A FAGGOT :(

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:01 No.8475560 >>8475534 BUT MR RAGE, I WANT TO HAVE THE GAY SEX WITH YOU.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:02 No.8475563 Why do threads degenerate into meaningless faggotry? There should be some theory correlating such factors as thread length, time of day, awesomeness of Original Post, etc etc...

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:03 No.8475577 So much for tsunsdere Anubis

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:03 No.8475585 File1268085819.png-(234 KB, 432x480, I say.png) >>8475563 I'm pretty sure this thread started with meaningless faggotry.

MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)17:04 No.8475603
File1268085874.jpg-(139 KB, 634x355, I Disagree.jpg)

OM NOM NOM DELISHUS COCKS I MUST DEVOUR THEM ALL AND GARGLE WITH HORSE JIZZ MIXED WITH DOG SHIT

AFTER THAT I'LL JACK OFF TO MY OWN CAPSLOCK AND PRETEND TO BE FUNNY ON THE INTERNET, WHEN I KNOW EVEN SCAREDOFSHADOWS OUTRANKS ME

BEFORE I GO TO BED I'LL GRIND A BODYPILLOW OF DAVID HASSELHOFF AND PRETEND HE'S MAI WAIFU

CAN'T FORGET MY UNFUNNY IMAGE MACRO!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:04 No.8475607 >>8475534 Isn't it cute how newfags try to troll their betters.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:05 No.8475614 >>8475577 Indeed >>8475585 touche

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:05 No.8475616 Speaking of Scared, I wonder when he's going to show up to add to this debacle.

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)17:07 No.8475631 I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE ALL RETARTED.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:09 No.8475656 >>8475577 Was fun while it lasted

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:14 No.8475716 >pokes thread Needs more tsunsdere anubis

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:17 No.8475760 what writhes like a snake, flows like a river, and manufactures gold? (YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER)

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:17 No.8475767 >>8472725 There's her sister, Horus, or her creepy uncle, Set.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:18 No.8475769 File1268086685.gif-(24 KB, 350x540, 8db211b81319f1e91a8901be5af078(...).gif)

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:18 No.8475772 >>8475760 penis?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:19 No.8475795 >>8475772 A... actually, that works. it wasn't the original intent of the riddle but... goddamnit.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:19 No.8475798 >>8475782 penis is the answer. ALWAYS THE ANSWER

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:20 No.8475806 >>8475335 THAT'S NOT THE POINT! I deserve better than to be shackled to some mortal for the rest of eterrnity! I AM A GOD ...... All I want is a little respect

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:21 No.8475824 >>8475806 listen, we have at least ten thousand gods around here, it's not something that wows us mortals any more. hell, many mortals have more money than the gods.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:22 No.8475850 Hades here. Poseidon is a total fag.

>>	Chronos 03/08/10(Mon)17:27 No.8475916 >>8475850 Don't talk about your brother that way. Say it again and I'll beat you from here to Olympus.

>>	Hades 03/08/10(Mon)17:28 No.8475942 >>8475916 lol u

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:28 No.8475952 >>8475824 ..... One day you will die, mortal And I will be there to weigh your heart against a feather, and you shall be judged Pray that I choose a very heavy feather

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:30 No.8475981

>>8475952
>implying rich men die

you gods sure are behind the times

don't you know that if you have enough money, you can get an illegal clone made to replace any rapidly degrading organs? and medical science is always progressing, it's even gotten to the point where life expectancy is growing faster than 1 year per year.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:34 No.8476045 i'd anubis

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:39 No.8476126 >>8475534 >>8475534 I wonder if this guy thinks he's changing anyone's opinion of MR. RAGE. MR. RAGE is awesome, I'm sorry that you're so bitter.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:40 No.8476134 >>8475952 But anyway, about that wine...

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:41 No.8476151 >>8475534 >>8475603 nnnnewfag. I can tell by the wording and having seen many newfags in my time.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:48 No.8476235 >>8476126 Bonus points if you psycho analyse the troll

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)17:54 No.8476316 \bump for interest

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)18:04 No.8476430 >>8476134 I- I don't believe it! You actually found some good, Northman wine? Ye gods, now this is good stuff! Not like the weak stuff you mortals drink today. This is amazing! But... How?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:07 No.8476481 >>8476430 Well i know a guy...he can get you whatever you want.

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)18:10 No.8476531 >>8476481 Well I, um- Thank you. It was very.... thoughtful.

Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)18:18 No.8476649

>>8476531
Come.
I feel now would be the proper time to retire.
Besides, I'm starting to feel like a Scarab in an embalming pot with the all the other gods watching us- no don't turn around, they're not really there you idiot.
Quickly, follow my through the portal to my
dominion, at least there we'll be safe from the prying eyes of a certain eagle headed gwahshesh.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:24 No.8476750 >>8476649 Lead the way then.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:25 No.8476758 rolled 42 = 42 >>8472332 it's not furry if it's a diety, i'd tap that

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:26 No.8476769 f5f5f5f5f5f5

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:27 No.8476798 This is better than the garbage in last night's monstergirl write thread. I approve.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:28 No.8476808 >>8476798 Indeed. It seems to have stalled a bit though.

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)18:30 No.8476847 >>8476750 Take my hand then. And try to relax yourself, travel through the planes can be quite....Unsettling for even the most strong willed of mortals

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:31 No.8476858 File1268091084.jpg-(95 KB, 972x729, 1cfe7ce78c0e9699b659507f44546f(...).jpg) Ten points to whoever points out what is wrong with the name 'Anubia'

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:35 No.8476937 >>8476847 Unsettling in what way?

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)18:38 No.8476978 >>8476847 Oh, and a quick warning- once we arrive in my plane, don't speak a word, don't let go of my hand, and, most importantly Don't Touch Anything I'll explain more once we get to my home

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:38 No.8476985 File1268091502.png-(56 KB, 800x800, 1264881105774[1].png) >roleplaying is about to turn into sex

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:39 No.8476998 >>8476985 Does seem that way. Suddenly, Set.

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)18:40 No.8477027 >>8476937 It's hard to explain in your base language. Like trying to explain color to a blind man. Needless to say you'll find out first hand when we make the jump.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:43 No.8477081 >>8476978 Alright, dear. As long as I get to hold you.

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)18:46 No.8477137 >>8476985 >>8476998 >>8476937 Sex? With a mortal? Hah- what do you think I am? Some sort of pervert like those Grecian dahellwyes? Besides, don't flatter yourself. With me, you wouldn't survive the foreplay. Now, can we go already?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:51 No.8477203 >>8477137 But of course.

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)18:52 No.8477213 >>8477081 Alright we're here- ardah, land of shadows. Home sweet home Now remember what I told you and follow me. Ignore the cries of the dead and damned, they're just- Mortal, are you well?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:52 No.8477226 File1268092361.jpg-(268 KB, 951x1500, Anubis_Dark_Desire-27.jpg) >>8476985 >>8476998 >Anubis? >sex? >Set? TRIFECTA! you get an Anubis/Set porn dump

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:53 No.8477244 >>8477213 Yup.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:53 No.8477246 >>8477213 I'm enraptured by your beauty.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:54 No.8477247 File1268092441.jpg-(275 KB, 947x1500, Anubis_Dark_Desire-28.jpg) >>8477226 reader beware, it's m/m so it might not be relevant to your interests

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:55 No.8477262 File1268092516.jpg-(304 KB, 946x1500, Anubis_Dark_Desire-29.jpg) >>8477247

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:55 No.8477270 Pity i have to go now. It was beginning to get interesting...Someone save the thread once it ends?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:57 No.8477291 >>8471605 A baby.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:57 No.8477294 File1268092648.jpg-(260 KB, 949x1500, Anubis_Dark_Desire-30.jpg) >>8477262

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:57 No.8477296 >>8477270 I don't think that's the best decision.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:57 No.8477302 I don't like the fact that you have the body of a 12 year old girl and the face of a baby. Or paws.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:59 No.8477318 >>8477302 What's your alternative?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:59 No.8477325 File1268092763.jpg-(286 KB, 945x1500, Anubis_Dark_Desire-31.jpg) >>8477294

Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)18:59 No.8477327

>>8477246
>>8477244
Flattered I assure you, bit this is not the time.
False bravado will only get you killed here, so please stop with the pleasentries.
I know the trip across planes is extremely disconcerting for humans and deadly for those fools.
please tell me if you there is anything wrong, I suspect Osris has little use foe you dead, and the last thing I want is old bird brain breathing down my neck

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)18:59 No.8477332 >>8477302 paws are AWESOME GTFO

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:00 No.8477351 File1268092859.jpg-(292 KB, 956x1500, Anubis_Dark_Desire-32.jpg) >>8477325 aaaaaaaaaaand that's a wrap

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:03 No.8477401 >>8477327 Well, to be honest, I'm feeling a little faint...

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:03 No.8477411 >>8477351 why would you post this

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:04 No.8477436 >>8477327 No, no I'm good, just a little light headed Please, let's get out of here I don't like the way that crocodile is looking at me

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:05 No.8477451 >>8471605 Fire. The answer is fire.

Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)19:06 No.8477456

>>8477327
Hey Anubis!
Sweet place you got here. Beats my gig. Listen I just came by because me and some of the other death gods wanted to throw you a party to celebrate your marriage and we didn't get to hear who the lucky SOB was.

Say is that a new Intern? Or a pet project following you around? I mean that is mortal right?

>>	Utsndere nibas 03/08/10(Mon)19:07 No.8477485 >>8477401 >>8477436 M0rtel? I didn't un~~rd y8u. Ar3 €ou ok@y?

Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)19:11 No.8477557

>>8477456
Charon, idiot, of all the times for you had to show up!
Don't just stand there- this mortal is near death,
I fear that if we don't get him to my palace soon, he may die, or worse.
I knew I shouldn't have brought him through the portal.
Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid.

>>	Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)19:14 No.8477621 >>8477557 Only near death? Aren't you supposed to wait for them to be all the way dead? Ok ok, stop with with that icy glare, I'll give you a hand. Honestly your new husband isn't going to be happy about the pet mortal, is he?

Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)19:19 No.8477691

>>8477621
HE'S NOT MY HUSBAND- I don't care what Osris said.
A god can't marry mortal- it's like asking a river to care about fish!
Still, the last thing I want is for him to die, I suspect that he had as much say in this as I did.
Quickly, help me get me move him.
Oh, and watch out for the demon scarabs.
They bite.

>>	Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)19:23 No.8477771 >>8477691 Wait....Oh my Zeus! This mortal! Hey it worked for Zeus, I mean look at Hercules, and all those demi-gods. As for your scarbs. I'm all skin and bones, minus the skin, they don't bother me much.

Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)19:31 No.8477932

>>8477771
We'll your brothers never had very high standards- chasing after mortal females in the guise of bulls or golden showers?
Real subtle.
Gah- thid is getting us nowhere!
Can we please talk about your incestous relations AFTER we get the mortal to my palace?
Speaking of which, it should be coming soon.
Tell me if you see it- it's a temple made from intestines, so it's pretty hard to miss.

Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)19:35 No.8478012

>>8477932
Tell me about it. If old Zeus hadn't have done him in, old Kronos would have died of shame.

Oh hey there it is. Nice job. You know it looks better than it sounds. Honestly, I mean it defiantly looks like someplace a god could live comfortably rather than a stack of guts.

>>	The Black Hand 03/08/10(Mon)19:40 No.8478088 >>8478012 In context, what counts as a mortal to you two?

>>	Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)19:40 No.8478101 >>8478088 The ability to die.

Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)19:41 No.8478128

>>8478012
Thank you
It was a gift from Osiris- he supplied the building materials, if you know what I mean.
Please, put the mortal down inside- GENTLY!
I'm not certain, but the passage from his world to my realm may have been what set him into this state.
Bringing a mortal directly through the bleed- How could I have been such an idiot?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:42 No.8478148 Isn't this thread kind of embarassing, guys?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:43 No.8478171 >>8478128 Ung.... don be so... so ard un yers- self... sweetie...

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:43 No.8478177 >>8478148 role-playing is gay and in no way /tg/ related

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)19:43 No.8478183 >>8478088 As Charon said, mortals are generally considered to be those whose souls can be seperated permanetly from their material shells

>>	Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)19:44 No.8478198 >>8478128 Don't worry. Hey we aren't perfect. I mean at least we don't claim to be. Besides I'm sure he'll understand. After all you had a reason for going that way, either expedience or ease, you didn't think this would happen right?

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)19:46 No.8478226 >>8478171 By Baals balls! Mortal, thank Bast, you're okay! For a moment, I thought-

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:47 No.8478250 >>8478148 Embarrassed when no one knows who we actually are and our posts are therefore inconsequential to our lives our the opinions people hold of us, even if we have names, trips, and avatars?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:47 No.8478254 File1268095641.png-(321 KB, 400x400, 1253674282997.png) I'VE FOUND YOU ANUBIS!

>>	NuBlackAnon !!z6ldXGL61Wm 03/08/10(Mon)19:48 No.8478275 >>8471725 BLAME THE GREEKS THE GREEKS BROUGHT WHITE BLOOD EITHER THAT OR THAT BLACK SCIENTIST WHO CREATED WHITE PEOPLE BUT THAT IS ANOTHER UNIVERSE.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:48 No.8478276 >>8478226 ...uh...ung...huh? Oh my he- head...

>>	Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)19:49 No.8478286 >>8478226 chuckle Hey there, you almost frightened poor Anubis to my intern. Well now I'll just hang around till we know your better or Anubis kicks me out.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:51 No.8478325 File1268095865.jpg-(6 KB, 184x184, 1263602107168.jpg) >Thread

Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)19:52 No.8478346

>>8478198
No, I should've known better- I've never had to deal with mortals directly, except for heroes and the like, and even those fools were always troubled by the bleed. I should have known he wouldn't be able to handle it.
At least he's going to be okay.
next time we'll use the river Styx

>>	Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)19:54 No.8478381 >>8478346 Sure. Just let me know and I'll take you guys across any time you want.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:55 No.8478403 >>8478346 ...Styx...? I like Styx... Domo... Arigato... Mr. Roboto... cough

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)19:56 No.8478425 >>8478286 Thank you Charon I won't ask you to leave, but the mortal may not find the presence of your skeletal presence, erm, comforting. >>8478276 Mortal, how do you feel?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:56 No.8478428 File1268096209.png-(21 KB, 589x375, 1266191548917.png) >>8478403

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)19:57 No.8478452 >>8478403 Great, now he's babbling.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:58 No.8478464 >>8478452 LET US MAKE LOVE BEFORE I DIE

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:59 No.8478480 File1268096345.jpg-(22 KB, 800x540, rxnfuckyougap.jpg) >>8478428 >>color I hate you. So much. I give you this for irony.

>>	Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)19:59 No.8478482 >>8478403 ...That joke again. Honestly when Dennis dies his ass is mine. >>8478425 Well I'll pull up the hood. That should help some. There can't see my "face" any more.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)19:59 No.8478490 >>8478480 That's the color of his room, dude Chill

>>	Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)20:01 No.8478529 >>8478452 It's the words to a Song by a Somewhat popular band in the mortal world which happens to be named "Styx". Honestly I hear that and come Sail Away about 50 times a day.

>>	Tzeentch !OJ4s9gRCow 03/08/10(Mon)20:01 No.8478533 Hm. Why is this still around?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:02 No.8478560 >>8478533 Not as planned?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:03 No.8478574 >>8478533 1. The OP girl is cute. 2. We are lonely neckbeards who need ANY sort of contact from the opposite sex. 3. The tsundere roleplayer provides. 4. We're pathetic.

>>	Tzeentch !OJ4s9gRCow 03/08/10(Mon)20:04 No.8478596 >>8478574 Naturally. Now the only matter is to let it run its course and then let it die as it autosages.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:07 No.8478648 I like roleplaying. I'm going to jerk off now.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:07 No.8478653 >>8478596 I want moar tsundere (ignoring the fat neckbeard inevitably on the other end of the interbutt).

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)20:08 No.8478688 >>8478482 Hmm, a band of poets and bards named in your honor- interesting. I wonder if the mortals ever named anything after me? >>8478574 >aw shucks, I'm blushing

>>	Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)20:10 No.8478719 >>8478688 Don't know. Ask the mortals as they come threw. They'll let you know.

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)20:13 No.8478790 >>8478464 I- You- We- Asheway drala fromur MORTALS

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:15 No.8478825 >>8478790 ...huh?

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)20:15 No.8478840 >>8478790 I am this close to throwing your sorry meatsack of a body to my Scarabs- Give me one good reason why I shouldn't!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:17 No.8478863 >>8478840 You know, you're really pretty when your angry. But you're really pretty when you smile, too.

>>	Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)20:17 No.8478874 >>8478790 Hey if you guys want to seal the deal, as it were, I can always come back later. Say mortal how good are you at poker? Me Death, and 3 of his buddies play on Wednesdays. Since your Anibus' hubby you can join us if you like.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:18 No.8478901 >>8478464 I'm not sure why pissing off an aspect of Death is on your to-do list, but it sure isn't on mine.

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)20:22 No.8478969 >>8478874 Charon, it is always so nice to have you over, but I think that perhaps you have left the duty unattended for too long. It would probably be a good idea foe you to leave- NOW! >>8478863 Human, do you have some sort of death wish?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:24 No.8479007 >>8478969 I'm only telling the truth! Besides, I was only faking at the end. Come on, how can I make this up to you?

Charon the Ferryman 03/08/10(Mon)20:26 No.8479033

>>8478969
Well it has been a pleasure Anubis. And mortal, see you Wensday? We can meet up at War's place. He at least keeps snacks on hand unlike that Famine guy. Honestly he never has any food.

Oh man, when the others hear about this. Man they...are going to realise how lonely it is being a god of death...After we laugh our asses off.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:29 No.8479103 >>8479033 See you there, man.

Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)20:32 No.8479170

>>8479033
CHARON- OUT. NOW
>>8479007
You stupid stupid man
I was so afraid.
Afraid I had messed up again
Afraid I would dissapoint Osiris.
Afraid I had lost you
When you woke up, I felt like maybe we could work something out together
But then, the first coherent sentence out of your mouth is 'let's fuck'!
How can anyone be so- gah!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:33 No.8479193 >>8471605 Children.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:35 No.8479230 >>8479170 ... I said that out-loud?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:36 No.8479246 >>8479170 I'm delirious. Hippos and alligators are dancing around the cieling, and a bear wearing a tuxedo and monacle is directing an orchestra of mops and buckets. So I'm either delirious, or your plane is... more delirious than I am.

Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)20:42 No.8479362

>>8479230
>>8479246
Yes, you said that out loud, damn near screamed it.
<Sigh> but what can I ask for from a human?
Cross planar trips can be very distressing- honestly I should be thankfull that you still have most of your upper mind functions instead of being a drooling idiot, though I have to admit that you would be easier to manage that way

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:43 No.8479387 Honestly, Tsundere Anubis, you've done a good job, but I recommend working on a full length story on how an Anubis takes a mortal to her plane and etc etc etc, then waiting for a monstergirl thread an posting it then. That would be a fantastic success.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:43 No.8479401 >>8479362 Wouldn't you miss my sparkling personality?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)20:47 No.8479490 >>8479362 Well, then I wouldn't be able to rub your shoulders.

>>	Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)20:48 No.8479514 >>8479401 Ah, yes, this is the human 'sarcasam' I have heard so much about

Tsundere Anubis 03/08/10(Mon)20:55 No.8479678

>>8479401
>>8479490
Listen- let me make one thing clear
I AM A GOD
I am not your 'waifu'
I am not here to sexually please you
This is my domain, and my word here is law
I am above you in so many ways that You could not even begin to conceptualise the number of ways
I don't know why Osiris stuck me with you, but as long as you're here- you stay out of my way, and I won't transform you into a scorpiontaur

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)21:01 No.8479806 Archive?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)21:01 No.8479824 >>8479514 Then what about love?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)21:03 No.8479866 >>8479678 Geez! I was just trying to be nice to you. Can't we just get along?

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)21:09 No.8480016

>>8479866
>>8479824
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to snap at you like that.
It's just-
Look, it's been a rough millenia for me, okay?
It's not like I can't see myself liking you, it's just that this situation is so, unexpected.
Listen. Maybe in a couple hundred years, when we get to know each other better, we might develop something.
But Until then, can we please not talk about 'love'?
I mean, we've only known each other for a few hours, and you were comatose for at least two

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)21:27 No.8480390 >>8480016 Fair enough. Well, want to see a movie later? Not like a date, I mean, but it'd be nice to spend some more time together and it sounds like you could use the break.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)21:35 No.8480547 >>8478403 GOD DAMN IT, THEY HAVE MORE SONGS THAN THAT AND "COME SAIL AWAY"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtzIWPeun7c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO62scTZ7Qk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYikyYL0S00 Try these.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)21:55 No.8480883 >>8479678 >scorpiontaur ...Are you sure we wouldn't want to be one? It'd mean we wouldn't be "mortal" anymore, would it? We'd get to spend time together.

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